Keeper Tests and People You Should Never Sleep With

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Be careful. You might be facing a test from your
company today that could get you fired. Just a jew show.
I shouldn't laugh at that. But there's a major company
that has something called a keeper test, and if you
don't answer a question right, not only could you be fired,
but you could also get somebody else fired. And since
learning this, companies all over the country are adopting the

(00:22):
same tactic. Oh what is the question and what should
you be aware of in case your company asks you?
Because you could get everybody around you fired, including yourself.
Oh great, we'll tell you what it is right after this.
I'm a jewel show. Stop. What you're doing right now
is a jewble show. If you're about to go into work,
you need to hear what I'm about to say, because

(00:43):
if you don't, today could be your last day on
the job. Not only that, but you could be getting
one of your coworkers fired too. What life hack? Yeah,
some people might be excited about this, like how can
I get them and be fired? There's a major company
that's doing something to test their employees, and since the
story has gone viral, companies all over are adopting the

(01:06):
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everything here, Okay, Now, how can you get one of
your coworkers fired and possibly you fired? The streaming service
Netflix and his company CEO recently sent out a directive
to managers about a test that would determine the fate

(02:25):
of their teams. It's not even legal. What do you
mean though? Well, it's something that they call the Keeper test.
Sounds cute. They have one question that they ask somebody
and if they answer it the wrong way, all of
the people on that team get fired. This this is
a great dating test.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So I'm not really sure whose idea this was, but
this is what it reminds me of, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, this is amazing. The CEO at Netflix said, we
are a family here at Netflix. You're a company with employee.
But yeah, yeah, exactly. A family is about unconditional love.
A dream team is about pushing yourself to be the
best possible teammate, caring intensely about your team, and knowing

(03:08):
that you may not be on the team forever. That's
a threat. Yeah, sometimes family out though, I guess you
know health. Yeah. The billion dollar company claim that it
wants to strengthen its dream team and is doing something

(03:30):
called the Keeper test to determine whether or not an
employee or employees should be fired. Ye, this is how
family are you? So, this is what they're doing to
ensure they have the right player at every position. They
ask a manager of a team this question, Okay, if

(03:53):
X wanted to leave, would you fight to keep them?
So if You're a manager of a team at Netflix,
and companies all over are now doing this too, so
be careful. If somebody asks you this today, they say,
if Jim were to leave, would you fight for them
Jim on your team? Would you would you try to
get him to stay family?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I know that's like, isn't if household grandma being like
if cousin Mike wanted to stay in.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
The family, if we keep them to week, isn't that
like a pride thing too? You're like, I don't beg
you know.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Well, I think what's messed up about this is if
if old Jimmy Pooh wants to leave, there's a reason
Jim wants to leave. And I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna sit there and be like, no, you have to
change your life plans for me.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Right. I feel like I would answer this question wrong
as well. The other question that they ask is knowing
everything I know today, would I hire X again? So
if we're talking about Jim knowing everything, Hey, Bob, come
in here for a second. Got a question for you.
So I got a golf game here in a little bit.
But you're gonna work at twelve hour day to day, right, okay, good. Yeah,

(05:02):
knowing everything you know today about Jim, would you hire
Jim again? Just a question before I go play golf
and day? And if you say, well, I guess if
he doesn't want to be here, right, probably not. I
mean I'd rather have somebody who just wants to be here.
If Jim wants to go do other things, I would
support that and then try to hire somebody else. Okay, cool, Well, hey,

(05:22):
you and Jim can pack your stuff. Because that's the
wrong answer. That's what they're doing. I get it.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I mean they don't get it, but they're basically just saying, well,
if you don't think that they're valuable enough to be
here or fight for, then like why should they work here?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
You know what sketches me out about this? What what
if you're just having a bad month? You ever had
a bad month. I've had a bad month, had many
bad months. And uh, if I'm having a bad month
and you look at me at my at my job
and you go, I.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Don't know, he's not to do it, Like, I don't know,
would I hire him if he was like this all
the time? Yeah, probably not. I guess he's gone. Well,
then you and Jim are out the doors. You just
got that guy fired and you're so sketch. Wait, so
we're all getting fired either.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Of you, the manager has fired if the answer incorrectly,
the manager and the team or the person that at
least a person that they said they wouldn't fight for.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Wow, so at least those two people get fired when
they're asked a question in the keeper test sit at
least together system?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
I thought, exactly. I thought we were on this. Well,
I like the buddy system because then you know, you
get each other's back. But I thought we were on
this like whole movement. Now, like with working that it's
not going to be like trying to inspire hustle culture
and trying to be.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Yeah, that movement only exists on people who don't have
management jobs. True, but that movement exists online for people
who hate their job. Everyone else is like, so not hustling. Huh, Right,
it's not the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
We'll let me show you. The companies are like, listen,
I'm gonna go play golf later. But man, because it's
got a golf right, it's sunny outside. But hey, I
know you have a family and a wife and kids,
and everything home. But actually, this is your family. You
belong to us, You're right, right, And when you signed
on here, you gave away your whole life, like you

(07:07):
belonged to this company. So this is your family, and
if you don't stick up for them, you're fired and
you can go find another company family that will run
you into the ground.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Golf Now nice, But you know what, we're doing good
work here.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
By talking about this, because as soon as this.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Goes viral and people are like, what the keeper test,
and they're all going to get screwed with the keeper
test because okay whistleblowers.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, everybody's gonna be like, yeah, of course I would
fight for them. Of course you snitched the step brother.
Hey Denise, yeah you got Did you get fired from
using the keeper test?

Speaker 7 (07:44):
I actually did?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (07:47):
I was fired for using too many paper clips?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
What?

Speaker 6 (07:51):
What?

Speaker 8 (07:53):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (07:54):
Too many paper clips?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
How did you go?

Speaker 8 (07:57):
We were swamped with work, I mean so much paperwork,
me and my team, and they told us that we
need to cut back on using paper clips.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Which was kind of mind box to be like.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
What So apparently they had cameras up watching us the
whole time.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
They're telling them we're not using so many paper.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Clips that they've been watching us use too many paper clips.
You got nothing else. They were going through camera footage
to check how many papers Yeah, apparently they.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
Have nothing else better to do than watch our paper
clip usage.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well not in that company. They're probably hired somebody just
to watch the footage. They're like, Hey, we are running
like we're bleeding money here because of the paper clip usage.
Let's hire a new position, give them health benefits and everything,
make them full time, give them eighty grand a year
to watch footage of these people using paper clips, and
let's get rid of some of the paper clip users.

(08:59):
Paper Yeah, oh god, I gotta go play golf. I'm tired.
It's another jubile phone frame Morning on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
it's Bill. What hell is Bill.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Man?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
She's yeah this Bill? Who are you? Yeah Bill, my
name is Bill. I'm calling from auto in regards to automobile.
We got here, okay, yeah, yeah, so we got your
car in here?

Speaker 7 (09:40):
Well yeah, I know you have my cards already.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Uh well that's why I'm calling you. The That car
not gonna be ready for four or five days, so
we're gonna need it for a little bit longer.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
What do you mean four five days?

Speaker 10 (09:53):
Five days?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Five days? Maybe six days?

Speaker 7 (09:57):
Yeah, like six days? Why why would I why would
you my car for six days? I came in for
an oil.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Pain because right now he's just not running. He's not
running round now, not run out?

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Even understanding what you're saying, QUEI is engineless engine?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Lou engine?

Speaker 10 (10:15):
List?

Speaker 11 (10:17):
Did you it's engineless?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah? Just for four or five days? Six days?

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Say you're saying you need my car for four to
five days.

Speaker 12 (10:25):
Because my car is engineless, got no engine and you
just compartment the engine now but no engine in the compartment.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Your name was Bill?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Bill?

Speaker 13 (10:37):
What?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Bill? Will you?

Speaker 7 (10:40):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Bill?

Speaker 9 (10:41):
Why is my car engineless?

Speaker 8 (10:43):
Like?

Speaker 7 (10:43):
I don't even understand? Like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Got a road trip to the road trip? Yeah? Got
a road trip?

Speaker 9 (10:53):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (10:53):
What what does your road trip have to do with
my car?

Speaker 7 (10:56):
I just my car back, I'm not understanding what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Who I got a road trip with the family revenue
here for a couple of days, and we got the
same call you and me. So I got my my
my engines on the friez. So I no, I'm just
borrow a couple.

Speaker 8 (11:13):
Of cars to go to your family trips and tell me.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
My car is engineless.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
You want to take your car. I wouldn't do that
to you because I don't want to crash the car.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
But here I'm not playing with you.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
You better have my ready.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
When I come in a few I'm about to be
on my way.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
It don't make me get My husband will already two
states over.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
So so you're telling me your two states over with
my engineless car.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
What your car is at the shop? Steal I got.
I got my car which has your engine, just for
a weekend a couple of days.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
Nobody even gave you permission to even take my incient
out of my car. And are you take the tuesdays overheer?
You know what?

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
I'm calling my husband and my husband are about to
be at the Star.

Speaker 8 (12:00):
If my engine and my car are not exactly how
I left it, he is going to beat four And
as a matter of fact, he's gonna beat your managers
and he's gonna beat everybody in there.

Speaker 9 (12:10):
If you don't get my car back to how it was.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
You wanna stand year And now I guess I'll just
tell you it's a phone prank.

Speaker 7 (12:17):
You might as well.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
I'm gonna give you two hours to have my back
at the.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Sup problem with.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
What do you mean it's a prank call?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I mean this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
Someone was about to get that.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
He said that your car is getting the oil change
and he wanted to mess with you today.

Speaker 7 (12:41):
You know what, I'll you know, I'll discuss the plated
with him.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
When he can help.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending? No, you just level. When restaurants
get into the beauty game, it blows my mind every time.
But this just happened before.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
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it's doing it again. Chipotle is debuting a burrito proof
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Speaker 7 (13:07):
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That's clever. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
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and to celebrate, they've teamed up with Wonder Skin to
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Speaker 3 (13:38):
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That's a good pickup line. Oh, go to Chipotle for
a date? Well, what about some Lipotle? You know what
I'm saying? Like, Okay, dates off that date?

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Maybe they'll beat out the Hawk to a girl. Okay, yeah,
you see that transition. You're welcome. So Rolling Stone has
just called the hawk to a girl the gen Z
Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Wait, she let that for years.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Let that sink in for a moment and it can
kind of let your brain explode.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Dolly Parton has skills. I don't. I'm not sure how
you compare the two other than they're blonde. But I
feel like people.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I feel like things like this, Like the poor girl,
she's getting hate at this point, and it's because of
stuff like this, like, just leave her alone, you.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Know what, You're right, nobody's trying to hate on her
until Rolling Stone tries to say she's Dolly Parton, Like
she's not Dolly.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I have a reason for saying that because I feel
like Dolly Parton didn't get famous for like the wind Yeah,
like a social media video. I know they didn't have
social media when she was around, when she was young. No,
I mean, like, did she say one thing and then
all of a sudden she was famous because it got
around in the newspapers And they're like, I don't believe, Yeah,
just did blonde Bombshell says something crazy and Awkansas. I

(15:06):
don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
I don't know the history of that either, and I'm
not really sure how that came to be true. But
I think it's their way of covering the hawk to
a situation and by trying to bring it in to
pop culture and music. Okay, but I would still feel
I still feel like it's just wrong.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
I believe The Rolling Stone hasn't been a good magazine
probably in about twenty years, so they're just posting nonsense
at this point to hope to get some readers and
maybe make a little bit of cash off their advertisements.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Rolling Stone is dead, basically nobody checks it out anymore.
They're like, we need to find a way to connect
with the youngers. Yeah, how do we do that? Like that? Well,
there's this talk to a girl. How do we do
a story about her? Call it Dolly Parton? I don't know, ye,
I think the kids like Dolly Parton.

Speaker 14 (15:50):
I love.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
On the internet. I love Dolly too.

Speaker 13 (15:54):
Well.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
What they really need to do is focus on foreign
TV shows because.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
That is what's trend. Oh, my gen z and millennials.
I love them.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
So foreign shows have increased over fifty percent or the
viewership of foreign TV shows since then.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Isn't that wild? I love that. I don't know. I
kind of subtitles. I can't. I can't do it, brad
get together.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I thought I couldn't do it either, But then I
started watching these Turkish soap operas and oh my god, yes,
my uncle is Turkish and so my aunt.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Have you watching these shows? And that's fun? Their next level.
So I will watch any any game show that Japan
puts out. I am here. You don't know what they're saying, Yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, A couple's and I don't know if that Japan,
but Squid Games is coming back to it was.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Originally it was Korean maybe not, I have no idea.
I don't remember now I can't remember. But no, they're
like they're real game shows are amazing. Yeah, they torture people.
I wonder where they had people trying to serve in
like a room that was slanted and people would walk
into the room and then falled out, like they just
do it all kinds of crazy stuff.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
And maybe it just because of social media you get
to see little clips of what these shows are and
it's definitely wild and a fun ride in So that.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Game wipe Out the I think it was called Wipeout
where people had to stand that original that was originally
like a Japanese show.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
So here they didn't watch they did it here too,
but it probably didn't.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, I think they took it from there. Oh, I
know that. I was wanted to be on it. American
Ninja Warrior that's originally just an injured Warrior yep, wait
really yeah, Well that's what's trending, y'all.

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Speaker 1 (17:36):
Michelle is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Steven.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if it's us why he's ghosting her, and maybe
get her another date. But first, Michelle, how long has
it been since you heard from Stephen.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
It's been about a week and a.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Half, okay, And have you reached out to him in
that time?

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (17:56):
I texted him three times, but then I was just like,
after the third next with no response, I felt like
I had to have some dignity and I saw.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, So how was your date? Then? What happened?

Speaker 8 (18:12):
Well, it was actually a great date. We went on
a picnic together and it was super cute, and then
we went on a little walk. It was just like
a lovely little hike.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
It was.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
It was also a great date, like it was the
kind of date that you would see in a rom com.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
And I felt so good.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
Afterwards, and we you know, shared a romantic sunset kiss
at the end.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
Yeah, it was. It was really lovely and I didn't
end up going home.

Speaker 8 (18:40):
With him, and then he was a gentleman so he didn't.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
Ask, But yeah, I felt great about it.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Afterwards, Why do you think he's not calling back.

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Well, I did mention on the date that I read
very smart books and.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I felt like fairy born the kind of books our
friend read.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Yeah, it's like demeanor kind of changed after I brought
that up, and so I thought maybe that put him
off or he was judging me about that, But like,
I'd like a chance to explain myself because I don't
think it's that weird, but anything, I.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
Feel like it's that all right.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Our social media producer Gabby reads that stuff all the time. Yeah,
she's always talking about the fairies that are just doing
nasty each other.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
But I want to know more. So when you brought
that up, how did he react to it? Was he like,
I read too. Do you think maybe it's the fact
that you read, or that it's fairy porn.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
It's definitely the fairy porn aspect and not the reading.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
He just kind of went.

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Quiet, and then after a while he was like, oh,
that's cool, and then he didn't say anything else, so
we changed the subject.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, so his vibe kind of changed after that for
the rest of the date, or was just that one
awkward moment.

Speaker 8 (19:53):
I mean, for the rest of the hike, his vibe
definitely was different. Yeah, we kept hyping for a while
after that, but he seemed like he was super distracted.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
But then he was fine when you guys kissed and
then did he say that he wanted to see you again?

Speaker 8 (20:08):
At the end he was kind of like, yeah, I'd
love to see you again, but it felt sort of
half parted, and then we parted ways, and I.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Don't know, he just seems like tired and over it
by the end. It was weird.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
So what about that makes you feel like you want
to talk to him again.

Speaker 8 (20:24):
Well, I just feel like, up until the very end,
the date was so calm and so romantic, and I
hadn't had a date like that in such a long time,
and you know, I've been single for a couple of years.
I just like really enjoyed it. So I feel like
there is potential here.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
I just want to be able.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
To like clear up the very smut issue.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
That's what it is, all right, Well, we'll see if
we can figure it out for you. Then we'll play
a song come back and then call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe
get you another date if you still want me. Okay,
all right, thank you, all right, we'll play a song
come back, Get your First Day follow up next. Right
in the middle of today's first date follow up and
if you're just joining us, Michelle is on the phone

(21:05):
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Stephen. So
we're about to call him and see if he'll tell
us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another
date if she still wants one. But before we do that,
why are your fresh Houray's memory on your date with Stephen?

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (21:16):
So Steve and I went on a date about two
weeks ago.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
We went on a picnic, we went for a hike.
It was lovely and I had a great time.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
But at one point I mentioned that I read Very
Smut book and I'd have changed. So I'm trying to
figure out what the problem is. He hasn't reached out
to me in a week half.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Well, are you ready to see if it was a
very smut that ruined your date? I'm ready, I'm all right,
here we go. I'm and to call him right now. Hello, Hi, Ma,
I speak to Stephen. Please.

Speaker 9 (21:57):
This is Steven.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
How are you man? My name is Jewbel and calling
from a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Hi Steven, I'm Nina. Also on the show, Hi, I
am Victoria.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Oh what okay?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
What have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 7 (22:14):
Yeah, I've heard of it. Okay, why I don't?

Speaker 9 (22:17):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Well? Do a thing on the show? It's called the
First Date follow Up? What that is? If we go
out on a date with somebody and then you ghost them,
that person can email us to call you and ask
why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you,
oh oh yeah, and it's from somebody named Michelle. Okay,

(22:39):
and Michelle told us a little bit about your date.
She says she really liked you, and she's wondering why
you're ghosting her. Can you tell us?

Speaker 16 (22:46):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (22:47):
I mean I like Michelle.

Speaker 9 (22:49):
It's a really nice girl.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
I got nothing bad to say about her. I don't know,
I don't know what to say she you know, she's
just she's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Then how come you didn't respond when she reached out
to you three times?

Speaker 7 (23:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (23:05):
She's like really like she's like very physically fit, and
like she looks beautiful and and like that's not like
a knock on anybody but she likes to like hike
and stuff, and like I'm just kind of not into
all that.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You're not into the hiking and stuff.

Speaker 11 (23:23):
Yeah, I mean it's.

Speaker 10 (23:24):
Not like I don't like enjoy like a walk, but
like it seems like she's somebody that like really gets
down on like you know, she's yoga and she and
we went on this hike that like it was hot
and I'm like a gamer by heart, dude, Like it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
That like it wasn't necessarily her.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
I just figured like if that's the type of date
that she's gonna want to go on like over and over,
Like I'm really like, I'm not lazy, but I'm just
like that's not.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
My idea of a good time. Oh okay, she thought
it might be because she's into those adult fairy smart books.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
Oh no, no, that was about the reason at all. No, No,
not at all. Actually, like I thought that was actually
kind of cute.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Like I'm like, like I said, like I'm a gamer, Like.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
I I was gonna say, yeah, if you're a gamer,
that's probably hot to you. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
I mean like I'm not like, you know, like creepy
or whatever.

Speaker 10 (24:24):
I don't I don't find it weird, Like I like,
there's gamer stuff that I kind of like that I.

Speaker 11 (24:29):
Thought was pretty like, I thought that was cool.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I just don't like to freaking.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
I just didn't want to keep walking around all day.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
All right, Well, thanks for being honest with man. I
appreciate that now, Like you know that Michelle is on
the phone and she's been listening and let's talk to you.
Oh yeah, what's up?

Speaker 7 (24:52):
Shut up? Why were you so down to go for
a hike? I would have been fine with not that.
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (25:01):
I just thought I was just trying to be like easy,
but then I realized, like how much? So you talked
a lot about how you're so like basically active and stuff,
and I just felt like I don't want us to.

Speaker 16 (25:14):
Do that all day every day.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
So you didn't mind the fairy smut at all?

Speaker 10 (25:22):
No home now, No, no, dude, Actually, like I'm I
think I would like to hear.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
More about that.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Okay, great, Well when I go indoors maybe yeah. No,
we don't have to even like get up off the couch.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
Yeah, I mean not, it's totally cool. But I mean,
like if you.

Speaker 10 (25:46):
If you really like hiking, like what's.

Speaker 16 (25:49):
Going to happen like, you know, a couple of weeks
and months from not like if I just like, like
I really am not It's not something I enjoy it
at all, Like I be a problem.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
I mean I can probably like keep it to myself somewhat.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
But how inactive are you really? I mean you do
like leave the house?

Speaker 10 (26:10):
I mean like I'm like my friends joke with me
and they say that I'm accidentally fit.

Speaker 7 (26:16):
You know, I'm I'm not inactive.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
I just like I'd prefer to be like you know,
like playing games.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
Like I he good and I do stuff, But I
don't like to just like set.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
Out on an adventure into.

Speaker 11 (26:30):
Nowhere to hike.

Speaker 10 (26:31):
That's not my That's not what I like to do.

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Okay, Well, we might have to get you a wee
fit or something like.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
We might have to find some compromise here.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay, then, Steven, would you like another date with Michelle?
We'll pay for it. We're not going to pay for
a week fit, but we'll pay for it the date.

Speaker 15 (26:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (26:51):
No, I'm totally down on just as long as the you.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Know, maybe we could uber there and not go like.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Well, congratulations, Michelle, you got another day.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
Yay yay, okay, I'm yeah. I'm down to take a
car there, and I do have some smart recommendations for
you when you're ready.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
You play your cards right, so I'll read you a
bedtime story.

Speaker 11 (27:20):
Jules First day Fall.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I'm stupid, you're smart.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
I'm not.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
You were right, You're the best, really not. You're very
good looking.

Speaker 7 (27:32):
I'm not right as long as you willing to admit.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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(27:57):
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You can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
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(28:19):
Victoria all warmed up and ready to go. Any good athlete, Yeah,
stretch out that brain word association Victoria. First word that
comes to mind when I say toad frog Norbert.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Is he some one on I Carley, I don't know
what touchy touchy? I don't know. I didn't take it
as I don't kind of you just have seen picture? Yeah, wow,
know what that means. But okay, You versus Victoria is
coming up next. It's the Jewel Show. You know what's
weird about your quizes, Katie, is that all the work

(28:55):
is right and just the answers are wrong.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like a
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
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Speaker 1 (29:04):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's
gift card, and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Mia.
What's up? Mia?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
How are you that much? I'm good, clean mea. We're
gonna start this off with a question right now. Do
you know when the Jubil Show auction is coming up? No?
You know? Will tell you.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I will tell you. The very first back to School
auction is August sixth. It's going to be live online.
It hits one o six one Seattle dot com. What
it's doing is benefiting the Boys and Girls Club of
the South Puget Sound. But we're helping them get supplies
like backs, backpacks, also food school like anything they need
for like crowns, pencils.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Anyways, anyways, the cool thing is it's an auction. You
get to do really fun things like have a crack
and experience on the ice, or watch movies at Jewble's house,
or go on a date with Victoria, or fly with
me and fly with Bra. Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff.
So that's August sixth, Yes, okay, all right? And Mia,
Hey have you heard my new single that comes out tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah? Because that's tomorrow it's called walk Away. Here's a
clip of it. You can get the pre save link
for the song that drops tomorrow on my Instagram at
Jewel Fresh. There's a pre save link. You should do
that maya before you play, well, not before you play.
After you play, I will definitely do that. Just favor homework.

(30:51):
All right, Now under the game, are you ready to
take on Victoria?

Speaker 9 (30:55):
I'm ready.

Speaker 11 (30:56):
Let's go Victoria.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Okay. We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and
while she's doing that, my other game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you all right to one? Okay, okay,
all right, here we go. Your time starts.

Speaker 17 (31:13):
Now.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
What did the wolf disguise himself as in the story
for a Little Red Riding Hood?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Of Little Red Riding Hood?

Speaker 11 (31:20):
Grandma?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
What's the response to see you later? Alligator audio? What
food do pandacele?

Speaker 7 (31:33):
What umboo?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Which place is called the Happiest place on Earth? Who's porridge?
Does Goldilocks eat the Three Beers?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Got that time. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio
and while she's getting settled. Mia. What's something you would
like the world to know about you today?

Speaker 7 (31:56):
I'm exhausted.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
A lot of people just were like, yeah, me too.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
I twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It seems like I don't get any sleep.

Speaker 11 (32:07):
I'm exhaust gate.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
What do you What do you do for work?

Speaker 7 (32:11):
I'm a general high Jennis.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Oh oh yeah on the side.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh, you should combine the two. Yeah, just drop off
for food to be like, hey, while I'm here, Yeah, exactly,
I'll wait for you to finish that food and then
I'll handle it for you. Yeah, only three dollars. Stand
there and be like, hope you're gonna flush after you
eat this up and scrub? Yeah, all right, Victoria's back

(32:43):
in the studio. Here we go, Victoria, I'm scared. Thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just I said you were scared, so
I wanted to see how scared you were. She didn't
jump jump. If you don't know what, you have to

(33:05):
beat may outright to win. You can tell Victoria when
to go. You can tell Victory. You can tell Victoria
when to go.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
What did the wolf disguise himself? As in the story
of Little Red Riding Hood. Uh, grandma, what's the response
to see you later? Alligator?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
After a while? Crocodile? What food do pandas eat? This is?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Trees? Which place is called bamboo? Whatever? Which place is
called the happiest place on earth? My bed?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
Who you know?

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Col Sorry? Who's porge? Does goldilocks eat?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Uh? The which?

Speaker 15 (33:48):
Who?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, Okay, I know I started that. Yeah. What do
the initials s U V stand for in the automotive world? Oh?
I was gonna get his special victims? You know you
specialized underrated? What's the vehicle?

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Specialized underrated vehicle that not on time at all?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Let's keep the score with producer Brad and sorry, Victoria
got three correct? Me I got five? Wait? What how'd
you know all those? You're being exhausted. You got five
correct and you beat Victoria. You also got one hundred
dollars gift card to Macy's. Congratulations, Thank you for playing.
Let's get the answers. Thanks you sound so sweet.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
The wolf was disguised as a grandmother in Little Red
Riding Hood. See you later, alligators followed by after wild crocodile,
pantas eat bamboo? I had that The happiest place on
Earth is Disneyland. What Goldilocks eats the Three Bears is Porridge.
And then a sports utility vehicle is an SUV. That's
what she I was getting.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Goldie lost confuses the two kids who go to the
woods Hansel and Gretel.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Yeah, I can see how you could do that.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
They both have ges, I guess. And then there's Jack
and Jill going up the hill darning Pale, and there's
Pete and Pete. He's the person who pet and Pete.
It's a show in Nickelodeon. I'll say, like Dora, George
the Jungle and Jack.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
With his bean stock, which is different than the Jack
with the Jill sister.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Thanks, I met you anything. It's like Disney and they
all connect. Probably that someone needs to make that little
video for me.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
All I can think now is I'm the Map. I'm
the Map. I'm the Map. Floraplor like Dora, like she
screams everything. Yeah, but she is it like in a
nice like I'm Dora. Yes, Map, You're dumb, Okay, she's

(36:10):
I just learned a lot. Hey, boots, let's beat up
the mat. Why she's a bully.

Speaker 11 (36:19):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Juble Show, Irene is on the phone today for to
Catch a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend Ted
of three years might be cheating. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Irene, sorry're in this situation,
but what's going on? Why do you think Ted's cheating? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (36:35):
Thanks, guys, I know it kind of sucks.

Speaker 15 (36:38):
I yeah, I think he could be cheating because honestly,
I I.

Speaker 11 (36:43):
Didn't mean to scoop, snoop. I didn't mean to swoop.

Speaker 15 (36:46):
But I was putting like a cute little note in
his backpack for work.

Speaker 7 (36:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (36:52):
It's something that I've been doing for a while now,
and I'll like leave him sweet notes around the house
and I was like, oh, let me put it in
his bag so he'll find it later.

Speaker 11 (36:59):
And I, by the way, I really trust my partner
in general.

Speaker 15 (37:03):
But anyway, I was doing that, and when I put
the note in, I discovered some like prepaid gift cards.

Speaker 11 (37:10):
In his backpack, like those visa you know I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (37:14):
Yeah, So I don't know, I just got this immediate
thinking feeling because I guess it was adding on to
this feeling I already had of like noticing that he's
been really focused lately on things that are new to
him that he's never really talked about, like self help,
mental health. He has like a therapist for the first

(37:35):
time ever. And he's also been going to the gym
a lot recently, like and he's not a gym rat
and he's starting to become one. And so all that
has like made me a little, I guess, feeling insecure
and suspicious. And then seeing the cards, I was like, God,
this is not adding up.

Speaker 7 (37:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (37:54):
I just have this like timin hunch, I guess that
when someone else is cooking in my relationship kitchen, so
to speak.

Speaker 11 (38:03):
Yeah, if that makes sense, do.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
What does he say when you're like, oh, look, babe,
you're going to the gym now, Like I would assume
you've mentioned something to him about that.

Speaker 11 (38:15):
Yeah, he, like, you know, he keeps it close to
his chest.

Speaker 15 (38:19):
I mean, like with all the self help stuff, like
he's mentioned it, but he doesn't seem to like want
to get into the details.

Speaker 11 (38:25):
And I try to give him space.

Speaker 15 (38:27):
Around that, you know, But I do I do feel
a little insecure and I I don't know. When I
saw those Visa prepaid gift cards, my stomach kind of
drops because I was like, what if he's you know,
I don't know, you tell me this is crazy, but
it just feels true.

Speaker 11 (38:44):
But I was like, what if he's.

Speaker 15 (38:45):
Hiding funds, like so he can go out and eat
other people?

Speaker 11 (38:49):
If that makes sense, like a way so that I can't.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I guess there's not unless you actually pull out one
of the credit cards and find out how much money
is on it, because it could be like what if
there's five dollars on one and he gives them out
to people like her charity. I don't know, is there
anybody that you think it could be?

Speaker 15 (39:06):
And I mean my brain has obviously thought about that.
I just like wonder, and there's no one in particular
I'll say that, but like I wonder if like if
someone at work or even at the gym, or like
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (39:16):
It's Therapi my French. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out.
You already told us what grocery store he is a
rewards card member at. So we'll we'll play a song,
come back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 11 (39:37):
Okay, awesome, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, well play a song, come back and get your
to catcheeter. Next run in the middle of to catch
a Cheater if you're just joining us. Irene is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of three
years named Ted might be cheating. So in a second,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say
that he's the lucky winner of free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment to anybody that he wants to send

(40:01):
them to, and we'll see if he sends them to
his girlfriend or to somebody else. But first I read
before we do that, why don't you refresh our memory
on your situation.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
Yeah, I love my partner.

Speaker 15 (40:11):
I've never really suspected anything until recently. I was left
him a love note in a backpack and I wasn't snooping,
but I found some prepaid B side gift cards in there,
which kind of tripped me up. And he's been very
much like into self help and going to the gym
lately and just like things he's never done before. So
that combo punch feels suspicious to me, like he could
be going out on dates on those cards.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, I mean it would be a way to hide money.
So let's see if we can figure it out for you.
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 11 (40:40):
Yeah? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling
from I was looking for a Rewards Card member named Ted. Yeah,
I'm speaking all right, Ted, Please don't hang up. This

(41:03):
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
say congratulations. Here this month's big winner. Thank you very
much for shopping with us. Thank you.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Yeah, all right, So what's up?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well maybe you don't know, but every single month, we
choose one Rewards Card member to say thank you very
much for being such a loyal customer. You've won thirty
six long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want in the fifty United States absolutely free. It's a
three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
Woh, whoa, whoa, and there was thirty six roses. Wow
wow wow. Okay, okay, bet.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
So I can take the information in just a matter
of minutes over the phone. If you know who you
want to send them to right now, I'm prepared to
do that.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I can.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
I can do it now. It's fine with me if
the whole package goes to one place.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Right, yes, first thing I would need would be the
first and last name of the person you want to
send them to.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
All right, Yeah, they're going to go to my girlfriend.
I read ted and you think candy or chop right,
so we'll do chocolate for her for sure.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Okay, but I say, do you want to put anything
in a card?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (42:06):
Yes, of course, just uh I thought of you.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
I got I got some good luck today. I hope,
I hope the.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Gosh I'm not.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
I'm not a poet here.

Speaker 12 (42:18):
Let me think I'll just hey, just keep it simple,
like I love you, think about you every day.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
I hope these make you think of me something like that.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Sure, that sounds great. I can I'll just say that. Well,
I mean I really won't do that anyway at all,
because this is actually the Jubile Show.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
It's a radio show. Hi what, I'm jew bl Yeah, yeah,
the whole show's here. I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah. And we do a segment on a show called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think that your
significant other might be sleeping around, you can try to
catch them based on who they send flowers to. And
your girlfriend Irene is actually on the phone and been listening.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
I babe, what's what?

Speaker 7 (43:00):
What?

Speaker 9 (43:00):
What did?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
What's going on?

Speaker 11 (43:03):
H Okay? This is okay.

Speaker 14 (43:06):
I basically when I was leaving you a love note
the other day in your backpack, I found some prepaid
visa cards in there, and Okay, it feels really weird
and I feel like maybe you were using them for
a date with other women's whoa.

Speaker 11 (43:23):
Can you like that?

Speaker 12 (43:24):
Maybe I cannot believe what I'm herring on the okay
wow on the radio. All right, look, babe, that's not me.
I mean, like with the visa gift cards, like I
want them at work. I got an award like you,
What do you think I'm using the gift cards for all?

Speaker 9 (43:47):
I'm not think I got there. I'm not like hiring hookers.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
With them or something.

Speaker 9 (43:51):
No, bab, no, no, no, no, what are.

Speaker 11 (43:55):
What are you doing with them? What are you doing
with them?

Speaker 17 (43:57):
Okay, look let me look, okay, all right, you always
uh give me a hard time about gaming, and yeah,
I'm spending it on gaming.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
I'm using them.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
I'm using to buy mod packs.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Look, look, I can't believe brings.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
Up like on the on air. But hey look look.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Yeah it's for my it's for gaming.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
I mean, I didn't want to have a competition about
I want to hear about it.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
Just I wanted my work.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
And I've just been using him for gaming.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
That's it.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
That's if, that's it. I swear I can't believe I no,
I believe you.

Speaker 11 (44:35):
But can you blame me?

Speaker 9 (44:37):
No?

Speaker 11 (44:37):
It's weird and sketchy, But like Alston, I do believe you.
I just I don't. I mean like you, I know
you like gaming. I don't give you a hard time
for gaming, are you?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (44:47):
You do?

Speaker 9 (44:48):
Oh my god, yes you do. Well, like I'm just
using you again.

Speaker 12 (44:52):
You have this moment, you have this timing where like
I sit down, I put on the gear and.

Speaker 7 (44:57):
It's like go, and it's like no, you gotta do this.
It's just like the timing you have is amazing.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
In that chair.

Speaker 7 (45:04):
Admit it.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
You don't let me in that chair.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
You don't like it?

Speaker 7 (45:07):
Okay, like me in the chair.

Speaker 9 (45:13):
Look, I mean worry you.

Speaker 11 (45:17):
I mean it's a it's a big part of your life.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
But listen, this is better.

Speaker 11 (45:20):
And honestly, I'm like relieved. I am relieved.

Speaker 13 (45:23):
Right now.

Speaker 11 (45:24):
We can we can argue.

Speaker 15 (45:25):
Tell the cows come home about your gaming too much.
But I'd rather that right now than you with your
women dating things.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
No, I'm going to give me.

Speaker 11 (45:35):
Thirty six long So by the way, there's no flowers.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Rather, am I just there's no flowers?

Speaker 11 (45:39):
Yeah, you can buy me some later.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Oh all right. I mean listen, I'm a guy who
you love who buys mod packs for my gaming with
Visa gift cards. I am not the cheating type.

Speaker 11 (46:00):
Well put I hear that. That's real.

Speaker 9 (46:04):
If anything, if anything, they'll like obviously spending the money.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
I like some maybe so grant the thought of ladies
at the night.

Speaker 14 (46:09):
Baby pick one another language to.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater might be about
to make a huge mistake today the Jewel Show. And
not to freak you out, but when you listen to
this show, your family and when one of your family
members is about to step into a huge sinkhole in
the middle of the sidewalk, we only have two choices.
One warn them or to film them for a viral video.

(46:40):
We're going with option one here because option two in
this case would just be too weird. Our relationship expert
has released a list of people you should not sleep with.
We'll go over it next, so we can warn you
so you don't make a mistake. What if you already did, well,
we'll find out make it again. We'll go over it next.
It's the Jubal show. Picture this, We've all been there before.

(47:02):
It's early on a Saturday morning, and you wake up
and you're like, man, what happened last night? That's the
Jewbile Show. What I do? Why does my room smell
like musty roses? Oh musty? Man? That smell reminds me
of my high school librarian. What did you? Start retracing
your steps and remember shots with your friends? And then

(47:24):
the door to your room opens and it's missus Tipperary.
What your high school librarian? And she's wearing your shirt
telling you how much fun she had last night and
that to say thank you. She's reorganized the books in
your place according to the Dewey decimal system. Not Missus
Tipperary and you were a stallion. It just sounds weird. Yeah,

(47:49):
we've all been there. Show and there's a relationship export
who has released a list of the people you should
definitely not sleep with in your high school library in
is on the list, Well, should be on the list,
probably probably be on the list over the list, so
you don't make a mistake. But these are specific people

(48:10):
in your life. Yes, people in your life that you
should not mess around with. Okay, your barista is one
person they warn you not to do that with Why
they can make you coffee in the morning. Yes, see
them every day if you have a barista. Yep, that's
what they say. It says our baristas serve us big
warm mugs of delicious caffeine. But the problem is, if

(48:30):
things go south, you have to find a new coffee
place to go to. Okay, but if they go north,
why do you have to find a new coffee place
to go to? Anyway, Like I'm not being I enjoy
awkward experiences. So if if I ever did that with
a barista and I had to go back to the place,
because we stopped talking. I would be like, this is funny.

(48:52):
I wouldn't you make it creepy? I would just be
in my mind. I'd be like, this is hilarious. This
is so awkward for both of us involved, and everyone's
standing around you. Also, they wouldn't know it. Well, they
probably would, because she probably would have been like, that's him.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Yeah, it's the guy in my head. I'd be like, yeah,
I was. I didn't get a cappuccino. Why is their
white phoney stuff at the top of my puppy in it?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Who rose? Another person this relationship expert says you should
not mess around with is your sister's friend. Okay, your
sister's friend or your friend's brother. Yeah. Well see there's
a song about that once and it's called your best
friend's brother is the one for me?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
And I want it's so bad to be that person,
but I like any of my brother's friends.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
It's just such a messy situation because they're constantly hanging out,
they're constantly around.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
You try to move on, good luck, Yeah, I can
kind of be kind of hot sometimes.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Yeah, But then if you do move on, and then
they're around and they try to get in the way,
or they like try to make other people jealous and
you're not jealous, but then they make a scene.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Hey Andrews, Andrew, that's good. Did you sleep with somebody?
Then it's awkward.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Yeah, Unfortunately I made a mistake here. I actually slept
with my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Oh, I've been there. What happened with that?

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Well, I mean we've been neighbors for about a year
and a half now, and we just passed each other
all the time. I was making some dinner out on
the barbecue, having a drink, and you know, she joined
me for a drink or two.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
All right, it is awkward when it happens with the neighbor.
I had that happen one time. I had a place
and somebody moved in next door, and it was the
same day they moved in. They can order to introduce
themselves and it's like hey, and I'm like, what's up,
you know whatever, and then you know, give me your
number if you ever need anything, right right, being neighborly.
And then we started texting and then she's like, can
I come over with a bottle champagne? I'm like sure.

(50:54):
I was like, this only happens in the movie and
then it happened, and then for the next couple of
months she would just come over and we would drink
wine and yeah, until until because we weren't dating, right,
so I was dating other people as well, and then
she noticed that I was dating other people, and then
we didn't date anymore. And also she made it very

(51:17):
clear that she was dating other people because our bedrooms
were read against each other. I'm like, you're just doing
that for a show to let me know that you're
fine and moving off fine, And sometimes I actually know.
They also say you should never sleep with a cop.
I mean, done that, you've done? Oh yeah, that go.

(51:41):
It was fine.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I had a little FDN y NYPD era while I
was living in New York. I mean it was fine.
Any bad happened after nothing bad ever happened. It's just
that they I don't know if I really want to
get into it, and just it happened.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
On Cops aren't into privacy, really, what do you mean,
like you're not going to have a lot of privacy
for a cop, like, oh, let me just double check
your record.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Well, I felt like it was kind of the opposite,
like it was always something secretive, like it was always
very private. It was always likelytives and stuff. So it
was like different but hot. It was hot.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
It also says you should never sleep with your psychologists.
Yeah that makes sense. That one's hard. Have you been there?

Speaker 13 (52:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:29):
I saw my psychologist in a bar once and you know,
one thing led to another and I had to get
a new psychologist.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
I feel like, is don't sleep with your psychologist. I
didn't know the rule. I just but they know. Yeah,
they're fault Listen.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I had a therapist that like ran into me out
on the streets and he just waved me and ran away,
and in my session said I'm sorry, I'm not allowed
to speak to you outside of sessions, like that's the rule.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
So she went to speak a lot. It wasn't like
maybe I don't know what the rules are, but if
it has to do with talking.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
But then it's like like what if all she's thinking
about is like hmmm, I remember like while you're sleeping
with her, like in fifth grade, poor Brad felt.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Like that, how are you feeling right now, let's check
in and see how you're feeling.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
I'm enjoying myself. I'm about to lose my license, but this.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Was fun the time for Nina's was trending.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Did you know that a lot of Olympians actually have
second and third jobs that they have to do in
order to afford to even compete in the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
It's kind of expensive. I bet yeah, so crazy it is.
Sports they play in aren't exactly big money sports. Yeah,
and they're amateur athletes, yeah, most of them.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Well, I'm talking specifically about women's water polos. So they
had taken to social media prior to the Olympics to
talk about how you know, some of us are teachers, Like,
we're doing all of this but want to chase our
Olympic dreams and we need funding.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
So Flav a flav but you remember if we flavor
Flavor loves Flavor Flav. He was a big rapper back
in the day, and then he had a reality show
for a little while. Oh yeah, so he just random
google flavor flav right now, Victoria's I bet you you
would recognize it, but it is a bit random.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
However, he signed a five year sponsorship deal with the
women's water polo You that's so cool. Yeah, He's like,
I'm a girl dad. I want to make sure all
girls can chase their dreams.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Whatever that is.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
So he's on it so confused about how Flavor Flame
still has money.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
For a wildly impressed. Yeah, flavor Love was like what
eight ten years ago? Someone like it was a while ago.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
He was a song out that made any money in
a long time.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
So is he's just great with money? I actually saw
him a few years ago at a at a concert. Yeah,
he took a picture with him. It was dope. He
was like attending the concert with public performed, so they
performed at the concert and then he was I took
a picture with him after. But he hasn't done much
performing either. He was in jail not that long ago.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Took the way to save money, you have to spend
any money while you're in jail covered either way.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
It's pretty cool to hear that he's doing the sponsorship deal. Wait,
why flavor Flave? His name's William Drake. Okay, we'll say this,
We'll say.

Speaker 7 (55:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
We'll save that for another conversation. Walk around his neck.
Have you heard of Peru's Phoenix Squad? No, it sounds dope.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
It sounds like this is a movie ready to be made,
but it's a group of infidelity busting women. Detectives. They
call themselves the Phoenix Squad. Their job is to expose
unfaithful partners, and they've already busted and solved over ten
thousand cases over the twenty years. They've been using old
fashioned detective work, drone surveillance, hitting cameras, and other tricks

(55:49):
up their sleeves. While the Phoenix Squad is out, nobody's safe,
stay at.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Home moms doing too much. I've always said if you
are well away, said like, you remember when they were
trying to find Osama bin Laden. Yeah, And I was like,
if you want to track down anybody in the world,
just put a jealous girlfriend on the case. They will
find that person. They will figure it out.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Let me also say that it doesn't have to be
a jealous girlfriend. It just has to be a savvy
woman with motivation. Yeah, it might not be jealousy that
motivated her, but as long as she's.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Motivated, she will find all of the answer. Show him
a picture of the culprit and be like, he cheated
on his wife. Find him, give me ten minutes. I
found his coordinates and everything. Bomb him right now.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
One of my friends is the daughter of a detective,
and so I had to show her this one thing
once and it was like we saw a pillow corner
in a picture and then another pillow from another picture,
and they were put in together, and we found out
that he was cheating based off of the pillow. And
she saw on the pillow you know that it was
the same exact pillow, and.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
She confirmed it. Get me on the case. I just
said motivation. I didn't say jealousy. I know that pillow
that was sold it to home Goods back in nineteen
ninety two, and the hers that they sold it at
was nowhere near his house. I know there's three that
I know of. I've triangulated the location and I found
out exactly who the woman is.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Okay, I'm gonna take him on a drive tomorrow and
seef his WiFi connects.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
That's fun, Okay, this may make you feel better after
a long detective's journey. Travis Kelcey and Jason Kelcey have
now introduced a new cereal combining three flavors. Yep, They've
teamed up with General Mills to make the Kelsey Mix.
It combines Reese's Puffs, Cinnamon Too's Crunch, and Lucky Charms
all into one cereal and it will hit shelves in September.

Speaker 16 (57:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I thought ray Ja made. Ray Ja's stuff made Kim
Kardashian millions, right, Taylor Swift stuff is making the La
Brothers millions. Yeah, and they're taking a page out of
her playbook.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
They went to General Mills and they're like, how can
we sell people something you already sell them, but sell
sell it to them three times. And they said, Okay,
let's take three cereals that already exist and put it
in a box together. And that's the Taylor swip formula
what you already sell.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Again with their albums. No, she did that with her albums.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
The reason why this is messed up is remember when
you could buy the variety packs, like the little boxes,
the variety packs, all the different cereals. People have been
doing this for generations. Coca puffs and frosted flakes mixed
in there with a little bit of frosted miniwheats.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
You know, it's all got to be frosted, every frosted. Yeah.
Travis Kelsey could go down as a Hall of Famer
in the NFL someday, but the only thing people will
ever know him for is sleeping with Taylor Swift, Taylor Swing. Yeah,
I'm sure they're not sleeping together. Well, we don't know,
but I'm not saying that my dad.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I have no proof. It's better if you say dating,
not just sleeping. I'm gonna be honest, Taylor Swift fans.
It's the pop version of Q and on. It's a
pop version of Q and I'm.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Just going to stop you right now to save your life.
And that's what's trending. I brought to you by my
go in Auburn. You're home for Michinego. I don't think
I want to catch it.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Teater is coming up right after this. It's a Jewel Show.
It's h's one of six point one, and the Jewel
Show is the only show that has slept with Taylor Swift.
I'm trying to get like maybe some of that Kelsey
love for the Shadow Shadow. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't very good.
Either ask us about it or write a books nice Jewbels.

(59:31):
Dirty Little Secret Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty
little secret.

Speaker 9 (59:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:38):
I got mad at my brothers, two of my brothers
and their women.

Speaker 9 (59:42):
And I put a curse on them.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
You what, I put a curse?

Speaker 9 (59:46):
On them.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Oh geez, how do you do that?

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (59:50):
I just did a cell and now they're having the
worst bad lucks.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
They're just got taken.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Away, they lost their job.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:00:01):
Yeah, so I was just fed up with them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Are you going to reverse the spell at any point?

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
Yeah, I'm going to reverse it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:09):
I'm just I'm kind of letting it play.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
Out some a lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Oh well, don't get on your bad side. Yeah all right.
Well that you were telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 15 (01:00:22):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 11 (01:00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:00:29):
First of all, I just want to say I love
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Guys every day, so appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:00:33):
Yeah, dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Man.

Speaker 13 (01:00:35):
So I've been in the car business for about ten years.
That fell vehicles at multiple dealerships, and I just want
to say that a lot of people don't know that.
Balesman and other people do it in cars all the time.

Speaker 12 (01:00:47):
Wait really Yeah, like a test driver on test drives.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
Just when they're bored during the day and they're not working.

Speaker 13 (01:00:56):
I've never done it personally, but I just want to
say that right now, but that I've been there ten
years to work that multiple dealerships and it happens everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:01:03):
I can guarantee it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
So when you get a new car, it needs to
come with life a while, is not new kind of
gently used.

Speaker 13 (01:01:12):
Yeah, let's just say it's already broken in.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Well, I used to work at restaurants, and I can
say restaurants are pretty much the same thing too. Not
the cars, but the table.

Speaker 9 (01:01:20):
Yeah, yeah, yes, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yeah, I can see. I could see that. At least
I'm not buying that table and taking you. I know
you're eating off of it, right, And.

Speaker 13 (01:01:32):
I will say, I will say it's weird. They like
to do it mainly a new cars too, a new
car smell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Oh wow, that's a new car. That's what it is. Yeah,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Oh thanks, guys,
have a good one. What's your dirty little secret.

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