August 6, 2024 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I can't complain. I guess you can just put
a little effort in entire a little harder. Well, you know,
things could have been a whole lot worse. I hate
to break it to you, Becky bought things could have
been a whole lot better too. Just complain, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's the Jewbil Show. And has this ever happened to you?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You go on a date with someone and then go
to their house for a little fun time in the sheets,
and then you walk into the bedroom and it's shocking.
Why does this guy have a giant painting of his
head on a lion's body above his bed?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
And why are his ceilings lined with mirrors? Yeah, it's
never happened to me either, but I did just describe
my dream bedroom.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Women are sharing surprising and hilarious things that they found
in the guy's bedroom after going home with him. If
you have something, text us for one O six one
or call us eight eight eight three four three one
O six one and we'll go over it next.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's the Jeuble Show. He had glow in the dark
stars all over his ceiling and curtain. That's actually cute.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It was a real or a green flag I just
don't really know what it was. It's the Jewbil Show
and women are sharing surprising and hilarious things they've found
in a guy's bedroom after going home with him. If
you have something to add to the list, call us
eight eight eight three four three one o six one
or text in four to one oh six one and
we'll go over right now.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Some of the weird things that women have found in
men's bedrooms.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
One says, I met this cute guy and went home
with him after a couple of dates, and his whole
apartment was so dirty and full of trash you couldn't
even walk through it. But what really got me were
the beauty products and makeup lying around in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Thank you, thank you? Are you dumb?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
That's happened to me before too, And also because I've
been trained to look for this because I had been
cheated on and I caught somebody cheating on me with
makeup on the pillowcase, So I can't help myself now.
Anytime I walk into a new bedroom whatever, I noticed
the pillowcases immediately, and if there is makeup on them,
and if there is, really.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You are sloppy and gross. I have found it after
the facts.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I've thought about that with me because I do have
some makeup in my bathroom. But it's for me, yeah
as well, Yeah, because we have to do something like
take pictures and things like that. But I'm like, if
I had a lady over and she saw this, she
probably think does he have another lady?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
She was, It's just me, I'm the lady.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Another thing on the list of weird things that women
have found after going home with a guy in their apartment,
he had bookshelves filled with non fiction books organized by topic,
with one small section the books I haven't read yet,
It says. I couldn't get my clothes off fast enough
flag unless he did that because he knew that that
(02:34):
would look hot. It turns out all the books are fake, right,
he has never.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Read them at all. Well, wasn't that for a while?
The book fishing.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Themselves reading yep books they never read.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Another thing on the list of weird things women have
found in a guy's apartment after going home with him
says it wasn't one thing, but many things. I walked
into his place for the first time, and it was
like I walked into an episode of Hoarders. Trash everywhere
stacks of food cans, garbage bags, and two fulles with
multiple cats running around.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It was sheer.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Tomfoolery does stand why you think it's a great idea
to bring someone over when that's like you don't clean
up first, Like, right, I don't get that. Like you're
gonna go out to the bars, you're gonna pick someone
up and you're gonna go home. Okay, whatever, but how
do you do that? And then no, okay, we're gonna
go home. The cat's gonna running around the cat litters
not cleaned.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
They're that arrogant.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
They think that they're that does it doesn't even matter
if there's cat poo there that they're still gonna get it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah, if your apartment has multiple levels of cat poop,
it can't even rise to the level of like an alley, choose.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
The alley, Yeah, sometimes that's hotter.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, or stay in the car look for dates at
Joanne Fabric or something, and there's a lot of cat
ladies walking.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Around, they might not mind it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Another one says that they walked into a guy's apartment
and saw an instant green flag.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He had a picture of his dog on his nightstand.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Ah, that's interesting. You what the placement is a little
weird to me. I love that you have pictures of
your dog and your home, but next to your nightstand
is a little weird, Like I don't want Grover to
be looking at me while I'll love a hole on Daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You know what I'm saying. That's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Whatever going over a trend that's going viral of women
sharing weird things that they found in a guy's apartment
when they went over there. One says swords. Two of
my exes had real swords on display. I have a
samurai swords and numb chucks.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yep. I showed some of my numb chucks the other day,
Like you want to see my numb chucks. Somebody didn't
know you and just went to your house. I think
they'd be scared that they weren't going to leave alive.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Well, the thing with Jubil's houses, there's about five different
personalities in there.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah ends the room.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, there's like art stuff, and then there's graffiti stuff,
and then there's fun samurai sword.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Right.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
A room that looks like an interior decorator used it
is a showroom, Like you've got all kinds of things,
all the parts of jewbel in there.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
If you don't like whichever version of Jewboil you're dating,
just picking different room. We're coming over.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Ten's going viral of women sharing weird things that they
saw after going over to a guy's house. It said
everything seemed normal enough. Things weren't super decorated, which is fine.
No mattress on the floor kind of thing either, which
is nice. But as soon as I saw a sticker
on the side of his computer, a tower of a
carbon girl in a skimpy swimsuit, Giant lost all interests.
(05:37):
So there's nothing in there except for that sticker.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
It's the gamers guy version of Lady's on your mudflaps.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
This reminds me I totally forgot remember when like magazines
were a thing and people would have them outside at
their house. Well, I went over to a dude's house
and he had Playboy magazines in his bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh yeah, the articles read again? Do you want this
over when you have a new friend coming here? They
are great?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You're talking about one, said woman's lingerie in one of
his drawers, which he claims belonged to his aunt when
she came over to stay once.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
A weird line even weirder. Even weirder should have just
been an extrect.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Far with the line my territory.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's another jubile phone frame morning the twenties.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Hello, hello, evildoer, evil doer, it's time to pay the piper.
My name is Pete Eakins and this is Dion correct.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Yeah, this is Are you cute?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Mother?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's time to pay the piper?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No, you do not know me, but you've rolled through
through the stop sign outside of my house about seventeen
times this month, and it's time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
To pay the piper. And the piper's calling.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
And that would be me.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'm talking about me when I describe the piper by
the way that I'm talking about me.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Wait, what you call yourself a piper?
Speaker 11 (07:16):
With you?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's a figure of speech. What are you? No, I
am not the police. Let me describe it for you
are talking about a stop sign for do you or
do you not?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Blow through the stop sign at intersection every morning at
about seven forty five?
Speaker 12 (07:35):
Well, well, first of all, I don't blow through it,
but I don't come to a comp I mean, I'm
not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
I don't come to a complete stop.
Speaker 12 (07:41):
There's no one ever they.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Let the record show that he's admitted to it. Let
the record show.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Let the records show that Dion has admitted to blowing
through this stop sign at intersection every single morning. It's
seven forty five, and that's why I'm on the phone.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Let the record show. When is this court?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm issuing a citizen's arrest.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
A citizen's arrest via the phone? What kind of moron
are you?
Speaker 9 (08:05):
I can't arrest someone through the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I tried to chase you down the other day, but
you are going a little too fast for me, and
I will not speed because I like to obey the law,
unlike you.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So I'm calling you to let you know that I will.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Be There's no such thing as a citizen's arrest for
a stop sign.
Speaker 14 (08:20):
Let's the record, television.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Let the record show that Dianna is resisting citizens arrest
right now?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Do you want to keep resisting?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
It is no arrest. We're on the phone, dumm, I'm
on the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I will be by your house later this evening to
pick you up and take you down to the precinct.
Speaker 12 (08:38):
You don't even know where I live.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
What are you talking to that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Street?
Speaker 12 (08:44):
Wait a minute, I will best.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Because I'm a good citizen. Detective.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I told you I'm a citizen. I'm a citizen issuing
a citizen's.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
Arrest, so weirdo, don't follow me to my house if
you come to.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
My door, or please understand I'm knocking you the stout.
Let's be clear, assaulting and.
Speaker 14 (09:08):
Out.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You will be assaulting a citizen officer of the law
at that point, and the penalty is very big for that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So I would suggest.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Roach sailors a citizen officer. What planet are you all?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Citizen officer? P deakins here on the phone telling you
that I am issuing a citizen's arrest and I will
be by around six forty five this evening after I
have my dinner and cup of tea to put you
under citizens arrest. All I have, unfortunately, are some fuzzy
handcuffs to me my wife used, and I will take
you down to the precinct and you will.
Speaker 13 (09:35):
Pay the mine in a minute.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
A little Well, for first of all, you're not arresting me.
You're not putting any fuzzy handcuffs on me. Peter. You're
a pervert, that's all you are.
Speaker 12 (09:44):
And I'm gonna blow through this stop sign tomorrow on
my way to work. You can't do, Peter, But if
you want to come to my house and seven come through,
I got a knuckle sandwich to go with that cup
with tea.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You okay, well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually double from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up. Yeah,
she said that you you always blow through this, stopping
blowing through it.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
A look, it's a stop sign.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
There's no one ever there.
Speaker 15 (10:15):
I just crewed through it.
Speaker 13 (10:17):
I don't blow through it.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
No one, there's no one there. But guess what you
can tell my wife? Guess whose car is not getting washes?
Guess what's not putting gash in her car this weekend?
And oh and that's small repair.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
That she needs.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Guess who's not gonna take care of it this weekend?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
So Hurricane Debbie isn't only demolishing things, it's giving gifts.
Because Hurricane Debbie, this is the headline, washes over one
million dollars of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Whoa Florida b What can you imagine we picked it
up good Smarriage.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
And spied it on the beach, and there were packages,
like twenty five packages, and all of them have this
like simple on it. It's like a red triangle, which
is probably, you know, a symbol of whoever the right
cartel or whoever is selling. Yeah, they left their mind.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
He's a party girl, Hurricane Debbie. I knew one of those.
She's either the party girl or she's the whistleblower going,
I don't do that, right, Look, everybody, there's drugs. I'm
going to get that because I don't do that. Wait,
so is it possible that there was even more?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah, I mean it's highly possible. There's all kinds of
cocaine in that area. That's why at all times.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's pretty much where it comes in. Yeah, but I
mean that's that's a million dollars. Wow. Federal judge has
just ruled that the Google search engine is an illegal monopoly.
Wait what hell?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
This has been going on for a while, but a
US just district judge just ruled that it is has
been operating as a monopoly and that they need to
do something about it.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
How do you think that because you just I mean
you Google everything, But how is it a monopoly?
Speaker 14 (12:09):
Like what other?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
So, well, I'm lost because that's the one that everybody uses.
They say that they enjoy an eighty nine point two
percent share of the market for general search engines, which
increases to ninety four point nine percent on mobile devices
because it's automatically there. Everybody's got their Google stuff, that's
right there. It's not like Being that's set.
Speaker 14 (12:26):
Up for you.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's Google, you know.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
So what makes it a monopoly, though, being is that
they strong arm their way into that market share. So
it's not that it's not that it's popular. That would
be fine. That is how the market is supposed to work.
The market does not work that way. When Google pays
Apple to make sure that it's Google that you're searching for,
when Google prevents any other search engine from being on
an Android phone, all that stuff, it's the blocking out
(12:51):
of all of the other potential services that makes it
any illegal monopoly.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
But isn't that also business if they're paying to do that.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
No, because they don't own the device, So that's like
saying that's like saying someone comes to your car and says,
you can only use this brand of radio, so.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
They can only do it like the Google Pixel phones
or whatever. Sure, yeah, they could do that with theirs.
Apple has fars, like why would they pay it to.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Put on Not the browser, it's the search so everything behind.
When you search on Goo on Apple on your phone,
you're searching Google.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
What.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, you know Apple doesn't have a search that I
know says it right there. Anyway, Google will appeal.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
They're ruling, and right now they're trying to determine what
kind of changes their penalties should be imposed on the
search engine to make it right.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I don't know that they're going to be able to
fix this. Yeah, I don't think they're going to be
able to fix it. It's too it's too much now.
They've let it go on too long. They should have
done this when Google had fifty percent of the market.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Yeah, because now I'm just going to go like to Google,
like if I don't get what's going on.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, guys, oh my gosh. Can they change the stories
because it's them.
Speaker 12 (13:53):
They can.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
They can't, and in fact, Google has been This is
the other reason it's an interesting monopoly is because because
they have ninety four percent of mobile, right, they can
control the first They can control anything right. You think
you're just getting results in the order you should get them.
You are not, my friends, Oh no, absolutely not. In fact,
you can tell, and I'm not gonna get any details here,
but you can tell in a political season who Google
wants to win because if you if you search one candidate,
(14:16):
you get a page of positive results. If you search
another candidate, you get a page of negative results, and
nobody leaves the first page.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Wait, I need to look that up. That's actually I
want to see if that's so true. But isn't that
the whole like SEO stuff back end.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yes, that's what they'd love you to believe. You have
me Wo small businesses, you know, we gotta play that
game too.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
And they're also screwing small businesses right now because their
AI stuff comes up first and pushes real search engine
optimized businesses like yours, Nina halfway down to all the
way down the page to put in favor of their
own AI answers, which are usually wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
That way.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Google is a monster. It was like an actual technology
monster under your bead.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Well, there's no other person to oils in the market.
Some mine actually does pop up right away, but anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
One halfway down the page after Google. That's what's trending.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
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Speaker 3 (15:09):
Jackson was on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Farah.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her, see
I shels why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Jackson, how long has it been
since you heard from Parah?
Speaker 17 (15:21):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Man, it's been a a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Have you reached out to her? But oh, you have
been texting her?
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Yeah, I've been texting her. I just this doesn't normally
happen to me.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So I'm just kind of like, don't get ghosted often. Now.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
It's one of those things almost where it's like, you know,
when you can't have something, you want it even more.
Speaker 13 (15:42):
It happens for me. So I don't, I don't know
why what.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Did you want her when you thought you could have her?
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
How is the date?
Speaker 14 (15:48):
I gotta take?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
It?
Speaker 15 (15:49):
Was?
Speaker 11 (15:49):
It was pretty damn perfect, Like, I don't, I don't
really know what else should have gone better?
Speaker 13 (15:56):
You know, So we were doing the whole thing you know,
textinglah blah blah, and then.
Speaker 11 (16:01):
Finally came time for a face to face and she
suggested this coffee shop, you know, the safe coffee date.
Speaker 13 (16:07):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
And it went really well, had a ton common you know,
we were talking sports, we were talking cars. I'm a
pretty big stan of cars, so.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
It went well.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
And then you know, with that was kind of like,
all right, coffee went well, maybe let's roll this into
a happy hour and then dinner and just kept on going,
like went to some really really cool, like slanky spots,
and then the day was over.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
We we had a i'll say, a very nice kiss and.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
You had a nice kiss. What did she say after it?
Was she like, oh I can't wait to see you again.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Yeah, I mean yeah, you know.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
Now I'm like hyper analyzing it, like okay, what exactly
did she say? But she was like I was like, yeah,
we should like definitely do this again, and she was
like yeah, and I was kind of trying to pin
her down. I was like, okay, like when you know, hey,
you're free, you next like Friday, And she's like, uh, yeah,
I might be let me know.
Speaker 13 (17:06):
So you know, it's like I don't know.
Speaker 14 (17:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
The whole thing was kind of weird, but I don't know.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
I thought it went really well.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, so even when you ask for another day, she
was like not totally sure.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
She wasn't totally sure, but I thought based upon the
vibe we were having and again, like that kiss, like
it was on point, Like I felt like this this
that was that was a there will be a second
date kiss.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Anything weird happened on the date, like awkward.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
I've been pouring over it. I mean, like you only
say so.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
I again, I like cars, I drive like this really
it's pretty sweet, this vintage Alfa Romeo. And she kept
on getting frustrated because she had this really nice green
dress on and he kept on getting caught when she
was getting the door, and you know, going from place
to place coffee, going to happy or going to dinner,
and it just kept hunting.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Guy.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Like I kind of stapped at her because she kept
on touching things too. So those are the only thing
that like I can really like not like not snapping, tapping,
But you know, she was, you know, picking at this
thing on the dashboard and I just got that thing
refinished and quite a bit of money on it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So I just was like, well you go like kill
I mean, that couldn't do it. And it depends how
you snapped, you know. Yeah, that sounds like it could
have definitely been a turning point.
Speaker 13 (18:22):
I mean maybe maybe, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Come on, we'll plas on comeback and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You and maybe get you another date if you still
want one.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay, they can all right, Well, place on, comeback, get
your first AE follow up next if you're just joining
us for today's first A follow up. Jackson is on
the phone and he's getting ghosted by Farah. So we're
about to call her see if she tell us why
she's ghosting him, and maybe get him another date. But
before we do that, Jackson, why don't you remind everybody
(18:51):
about your date with Parah.
Speaker 14 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
We went went to the pal Cute coffee shop. We
were talking cars, we were talking sports, we were talking jobs.
You know, she's she's super successful, I'm super successful. Like
it just everything seemed to align and then we went
into a half hour. Then we went into dinner. I
was driving her in my in my car and uh,
this this nice vintage Alfa Romeo and yeah, I don't know.
(19:17):
I mean, we had a great kiss at the end
of the night, but I did kind of snap at
her because she gets done fiddling with my car, which
I can't stand.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
But other than that, like it was, it was great.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
I thought for sure, I thought for sure this was
second There's definitely gonna be a second date.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I forgot to ask you this in the first part.
Was that snap at her towards the end or earlier
on in the date? It was kind of towards the end, Okay,
towards the end? Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (19:53):
Hello him?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Please?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hey Sarah, how are you? My name is Jubil. I'm
calling from radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi Sarah,
I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Hi. Hi.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 14 (20:08):
I have? What is this song?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
We're calling because we got an email about you.
Speaker 18 (20:14):
About me?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (20:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
We do a segment on a show called the First
Date follow Up. It's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you from someone who you've been out with,
and now you're not talking.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
To Oh no, oh yeah, are you gonna say it? Like,
who do you think it is?
Speaker 15 (20:41):
I think I remember.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
What was his name?
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Jackson?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yes, Sarah, it is Jackson. He told us about your
date and he's curious why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 17 (20:53):
I mean, so the date was fine, but after we
were marinating on it and like how everything went.
Speaker 18 (21:03):
To be quite honest, he's a little bit dumb.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 18 (21:09):
All he talked about was his car, and which is fine.
Speaker 17 (21:15):
But then I thought maybe we could have more of
an intellectual conversation, but that just didn't happen. And what
really intrigued me about his dating profile and dating app
and whatnot was on his profile he had pictures of
himself with books, and you know, he looked like he
was really well educated, and I thought, great, we can
have a conversation about our favorite authors, what we're reading.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
And it was like he couldn't even name a book
and it seemed like he had.
Speaker 17 (21:42):
Ever even read before, just like the way he pronounced
some things on the menu. I was like, oh, and
you know, he's a nice kid. He does have a
nice car, but I just feel like his quote unquote
success is just things he's purchased, like he hasn't worked
for it or earned like I am my own startup career,
(22:05):
I'm working hard for it, you know, and it just
sort of seems like things are handed to him. And
there was definitely a disconnect on that aspect.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Did you feel that way the entire date, because he
did mention that you guys were in three different locations.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (22:21):
So we started off at the coffee shop and then
we decided, Okay, it's going really well. We'll do happy
hour dinner and everything. And I guess during the happy
hour dinner is when I really started to think, Okay, maybe.
Speaker 18 (22:33):
This isn't going to work.
Speaker 15 (22:35):
Kapi. I gave the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 17 (22:37):
We're just meeting face to face for the first time.
It should be you know, we're both a little bit nervous.
Speaker 18 (22:43):
But then when he's got a little snippy with me
in the car, I was like, oh, that's that's a
little jarring.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
So I mean, yeah, it was.
Speaker 18 (22:54):
I don't think it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Would you like to be sure?
Speaker 18 (23:00):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Well, what I mean by that is, Jackson is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Hey, sharoh oh.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
Oh hi.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
Hey, how it goes?
Speaker 18 (23:16):
I'm doing really well?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
How are you?
Speaker 13 (23:19):
I am dumb sounded by everything I deserve?
Speaker 18 (23:26):
You heard everything?
Speaker 15 (23:27):
No, I mean, I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 18 (23:31):
That's harsh. But if you wanted to know the reason
why I ghosted you, that's really the honest truth.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
Well, I mean you know I'm a big boy. Yeah,
I get paid the big bucks for a reason, Like
you can just tell me these things.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
You don't have to just like not.
Speaker 15 (23:48):
Text me back for two weeks. I mean, I'm busy
with my company and just mumbling and everything.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Well are you?
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Uh yeah, I work very hard. Like I showed you
a picture in my house, like that doesn't bay for itself.
Speaker 18 (24:08):
That was like, are you saying that's not your parents' house?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
No, that's not my parents' house.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Yeah, that's mine.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
I mean that's the point.
Speaker 17 (24:18):
You base your success on your material things, things that
like you could just purchase.
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Yeah, well, I mean how else do you measure it?
I mean I could put a hand in my house,
Like what like, what else do you even measure success?
Speaker 17 (24:31):
Buy.
Speaker 18 (24:32):
Yeah, I mean it goes deeper than that.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
Okay, so if they're not houses, like I look at
the zeros in my bank account and I feel pretty
darn good about that.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
I mean it goes deeper Jackson.
Speaker 18 (24:47):
Than material objects. Like you don't just base success off
of that.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Yeah, I travel though, like you know, I even like
eight and my buddies were on the yacht and like
the Mediterranean.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
It was amazing. Like I genuinely I do.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Not know what you're talking about.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
That should say Jackson.
Speaker 18 (25:05):
You just mentioned the yacht in the Mediterranean.
Speaker 15 (25:08):
You're not getting it all right.
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Like fine, I've been on a yacht in the Caribbean.
I went snorkeling and scuba diving for like three weeks
last month in uh, you know, in Australia. Like, I
don't know what else do you want?
Speaker 18 (25:25):
I think you need to take a yacht to bring
me to Triangle and not come back.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Whoa woa? Well no, that you said that fair? Would
you like another day with Jackson? Will pay for it?
Speaker 15 (25:33):
And you know what, I'm going to pass on that
second date.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
However, I do have a friend that I feel like
he would click with because they have the same type
of delusions, so I feel like they would get along.
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Just great, I'll take it for her. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Okay, successful first day follow up? Yeah, you guys can
text each other.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And work that out. Follow up.
Speaker 19 (26:00):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
in a short shorts game of trivia of the Trivia Glory. Also,
speaking of short shorts, don't get caught in last year's
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(26:33):
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us at the Jewel Show or go to the Jebelshow
dot com if you want to play Victoria and now
for some fun brain exercises to loosen up Vicky's noodle
(26:57):
word association Victoria first word that comes to mind when
I say I'm quat.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Why are you laughing? They're so good, You're delicious. You're
so good. Yeah, and at that time of year, Yeah,
I know, so exciting. All right, we'll move past that.
Speaker 14 (27:11):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Poop a dragon drag Victoria, that dragon squishy story. Okay,
good you versus Victoria is coming up right after this.
It's a jubil show.
Speaker 20 (27:34):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your
rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that
could be considered arectional thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your sins.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Time for you versus Victoria here check to take on
her own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia to
see who gets the honor of an internship at Big
Jenny's Hog Farm and Hazardville, Connecticut. Also Kane Brown tickets
and let's be today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Nicole. What's up Nicole? Not much?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
How are you.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Good?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Are you excited to take on Victoria?
Speaker 18 (28:25):
I love hearing you guys every day? And why not?
Speaker 14 (28:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I love this energy, Nicole? Thank you so much. Victoria?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Do you have any competitive words to say to Nicole today?
I don't feel that confident in today's game.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
So you know what, You're the worst.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I can imagine you on any professional sports team. How
do you feel about the game today?
Speaker 14 (28:47):
Not too good?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Honestly, have you seen the other guys? Have you seen them?
Really good? Pap to check clears.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
While she's leaving, Nicole, the game is play like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Nicole. Your time starts now. How many
states does Mexico have.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
One?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Which Doctor Seuss book has exactly fifty words in it.
On average? How many hours of sleep are lost by
parents in a baby's first year.
Speaker 18 (29:27):
Oh my gosh, A like a thousand?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What are diamonds made of.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Rock?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
How fast can Chea's run.
Speaker 14 (29:39):
An hour?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Okay, got that in.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio while she's getting settled. Nicole,
what would you like the world to know about you today?
Speaker 15 (29:47):
I would like the world to know about me today.
Speaker 18 (29:50):
That everybody to each other. If you don't know how
to drive off.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
The road, that would be the nicest thing.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
If people just didn't realize they didn't not have to drive,
and they're like, know what, I'm not gonna get on
the road today, exactly.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
Like I don't want to do a round about today.
Speaker 18 (30:05):
I'm just gonna stay home.
Speaker 15 (30:07):
I don't want to make everybody else mad.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That would be super nice. That was next morning. I
apologize if you were driving near me this morning because.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
Yo, or some morning you know you want to be
nine and the other mornings you're like, okay, fine, I'll
be the one that cut you off.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Then yeah, all right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and you have to beat
Nicole outright to win, and Nicole you can tell Victoria
win to go.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, how many states does Mexico have?
Speaker 19 (30:40):
What?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I don't I don't know twenty which Doctor Seuss book
has exactly fifty words in it green.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Eggs at him on average?
Speaker 17 (30:50):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Is that how many hours of sleep are lost by
parents in a baby's first year?
Speaker 14 (30:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
What are diamonds made of? I don't know, being in
the earth, They're diamonds. They're diamonds. I don't like. How
fast can she just run? I don't I don't like
this mount down today. Yeah, I like one of the
(31:17):
answers that it was.
Speaker 15 (31:18):
I don't like this.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well, let's send it out over the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Nicole unfortunately didn't get any correct and Victoria did get
one correct.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
WHOA how did she do it? I have no idea,
I Victoria, it's a victory.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Let's get the answers with Nina thirty one. There are
thirty one states in Mexico.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Interesting Doctor Seuss book that has exactly fifty words as
green eggs and ham. Oh yes, yes, somebody bet doctor
SEUs that he wouldn't be able to write an entertaining
children's book using only fifty words.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I love that book, and he did, and he won
the bet.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
On average, a parent loses three hundred and fifty hours
of sleep in their babies first year.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I think every parent out there were pretty with me
and say, all that's all.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Not all.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Diamonds are made of carbon and a cheetah run seventy
five miles per hour?
Speaker 9 (32:16):
What oh?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I thought it was like a hundred. It was one hundred.
I got that right too.
Speaker 9 (32:20):
Yeah, but it was like stuck in my head.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
But I was close. He's a good guy, Nicole. Thank
you for playing. Appreciate you have a good day.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
We play You Versus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning where you can DMUs at the Jubil Show
if you want to play, or you can go to
the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Ben is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and Ben actually thinks that his daughter's boyfriend might be
cheating on her.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So in a few minutes we're going to see if
he is. But first Ben what's going on?
Speaker 14 (32:54):
Man?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Why do you think your daughter's boyfriend's cheating?
Speaker 14 (32:58):
My daughter, Kelsey's been dating the sky. His name's Matt.
He's not a bad kid, got two years you know,
around me, he's pretty pretty respectful. They he comes to
some of the family gatherings in the last two years,
so I've not really seen a whole lot of them.
But there's just some things that have happened more recently
that have just kind of had me going, okay, wait.
(33:20):
Kelsey and I are pretty close. We've always been close,
you know, she's she's talked to me just about about everything,
even more than her mom, and that kind of irritates mom.
But that's just how it is. Yeah, And so just
some things lately that I've not got to know. Something's
not right, and I think he's shooting. I think he's
(33:40):
going out on her. If that's the case, it's it's
not going to be pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
What's he doing specifically that makes you feel like he's
acting up?
Speaker 10 (33:48):
Yeah, you know, it might be nothing, and I just
thought might be over reacting.
Speaker 14 (33:54):
You know, she's she's my little girl, so I you know,
sometimes he just gets real uncomfortable, uh, in situations like
he's got. Sometimes he's just he just takes off. He's
there and we're a family gathering and I look and
he's gone, I mean just gone. And Kelsey's crying and
what's wrong. And so, you know, in public again, he
(34:17):
treats her, treats her well. But like last week when
we were talking, she just said something that really really
really bothered me. I mean she she said that all
of a sudden, you become a different person. And I said,
kind of like what, and she it's pretty cool.
Speaker 10 (34:32):
She just opens up.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Uh, he's she says, he's just never around anymore. He's
always always making excuses not to see her or even
come by right or go to a function or happening.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
And there were a.
Speaker 14 (34:46):
Couple of times that Kelsey actually just showed up alone,
didn't even get even come with him. So something's up.
I just think something is up. And this guy, uh
is taking something on the side. I don't know what
he's doing, but he's just not being there for her
like he was, and uh, it just breaks my heart.
(35:09):
And I'm doing.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Everything I can't kind of hold back and say, give
me five minutes with this guy for you high.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
But yeah, does she think he's cheating too, she does.
Speaker 14 (35:21):
She does that last conversation, you know, just said, honey,
what do you I wanted to say, you know what,
this is cheating? This bulls seating, but you know, I
just said, what do you think is going on? And
she just said I think I can't believe it, but
I just I think he's cheating. I think, she said
was I think he's seeing someone else? And then I
(35:41):
couldn't get much much more adverse.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
He just broke down.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yea, does she know you're calling us?
Speaker 14 (35:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
No, okay, okay, all right, well you told us what
grocery store he shops out. I guess she told you that,
right right, So we'll call from there. We'll play a song, comeback,
and then call and to be from the grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one random
Rewards card member who get three flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if he believe that and
(36:08):
who he sends them to, if he sends them to
your daughter or to somebody else.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
Okay, yeah, am I going to be able to talk
to this dude or what?
Speaker 15 (36:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You are definitely just yeah, like wait a little bit
until we can see if we can get a name
out of him, and then you can have Adam. All right,
we'll play a song come back and get you to
catch a Cheater next. If you're just joining us for
today's to Catch a Cheater, it's a little different than
other ones. Ben is on the phone, and Ben thinks
that his daughter's boyfriend named Matt might be cheating on
(36:39):
his daughter. So in a second, we're gonna call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who wins flowers delivered
to anybody that they want from our floral department. We'll
see if he sends them to Ben's daughter or to
somebody else.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
Ben.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Before we do that, once you refresh everybody's memory on
your situation and what your daughter's name is.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
Yeah, Kelsey is my daughter. She has been seeing this
guy named Matt. He's a good kid. Uh, And for
the most part, everything's been going pretty good, but lately
things have changed. It just kind of shifted. I've got
a great relationship with Kelsey, my daughter, and always has.
She talks to me more. Their mom. Last couple of
(37:21):
conversations we've had didn't go well concerning this guy. Matt. Yeah,
he just stops showing up to some of the functions.
Kelsey has shown up by herself. He will be at
a function and then all of a sudden, he just
takes off. It doesn't say a word. Yeah, and so
my last conversation with with my little girl, she just
(37:45):
kind of broke down and just said she thinks he's
seen someone else. So I want to know. I want
to find out. And because if he is, he and
I are going to we're going to meet up.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
All right, Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 14 (38:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking
for a Rewards Card member named matp.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Ism Hi.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Matt, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this
month's big winner.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Wow. Okay, where do I win?
Speaker 17 (38:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The flowers?
Speaker 14 (38:34):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (38:35):
Okay, what kind of flowers?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to call up and say thank you very much
for your business and thank you for shopping with us.
You've just won thirty six long sim red Roses, a
box of candy, your chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want in the fifty United States.
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations, okay,
(38:59):
And I know a lot of people think it sounds
like a thing you have to pay for, some kind
of scam.
Speaker 14 (39:03):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
You'll get confirmations of everything. It's just our way of
saying thank you.
Speaker 10 (39:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I can take down the information even a matter of
minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
All right, I'll just like send them to somebody if
I can do.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
That, Okay, perfect. Let me just pull up my form here,
can I. We'll start with the first and last name
of the person you'd like to send them to. First, okay,
it's Kelly, and the do you want anything on a card?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Just say.
Speaker 14 (39:36):
That was really fun?
Speaker 13 (39:38):
Are you ready for round two?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Got it?
Speaker 14 (39:41):
That was fun?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Are you ready for round two? And that's to Kelly.
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Yeah, Matt.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Now I'll let you know though, that this isn't the
grocery store. My name is actually Jubil, and I'm calling
from a radio show called The Jubil Show. I'm Nina
also here and I'm Victoria. What yeah, yeah, we do
a segment on our show. It's called to Catch a
Cheater and your girlfriend's dad, Ben is actually on the phone.
Speaker 10 (40:03):
What yeah, you told listen to me, you know what,
give me five minutes with you.
Speaker 17 (40:08):
You know what.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
You don't deserve my daughter. You don't deserve No, you
just listen. You don't deserve her. You know what, she
thought you were doing this. But you know what, if
I know you wouldn't do that. Do you know what?
She's given everything to you, man, everything everything, even financially.
We've helped you, dude. We've been there for Kelsey. Kelsey's
been there for you every time, and you do this
(40:32):
to my daughter. You know what? Where are you right now? Exactly?
That's I want to know where you are.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
I want to say just a minute, give.
Speaker 14 (40:39):
Me a minute with You're gonna call me on the
radio and start talking like you don't even know what's
going on. Like, but listen to you.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
Believe that?
Speaker 9 (40:48):
Yeah, like I know what you.
Speaker 14 (40:51):
Listen to me, listen to me.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
It's you.
Speaker 14 (40:53):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
It's now I think what is it?
Speaker 14 (40:58):
I'm just saying you don't know that she's been like
hanging with other dudes, Like she's always like with some
other dude, Like I don't you don't even know.
Speaker 13 (41:07):
She don't even know what's going on.
Speaker 14 (41:10):
Listen, listen. She's got she's got guy friends. Of course
she's gonna hang with other dudes. She's completely committed to
you and has been for two years. Two years of
her life gone wasted. I don't with someone like you.
Speaker 13 (41:24):
I'm saying, they're not die friends.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Well, Matt, why are you making those types of accusations?
How do you know that?
Speaker 10 (41:31):
I don't really need to defend myself, just sufficing to
say that. I'm sorry, dude, but your daughter's kind of
a lying whoa excuse me?
Speaker 9 (41:39):
You?
Speaker 10 (41:40):
So really, you know what?
Speaker 14 (41:41):
You better hope I don't see you soon, man, because
you know what, she doesn't deserve you you have You
don't even have a clue.
Speaker 10 (41:47):
How good she is for you, And this is how
you treat her.
Speaker 14 (41:52):
I treated her a great thought bad she was of dirty.
Speaker 10 (41:56):
So okay, that's enough, you know what.
Speaker 14 (41:59):
That's enough. Yeah, that's enough, that's enough. I don't want
to hear your voice. Oh man, you know what, I'm
done I'm done. I'm done with him, and you know what,
Kelsey's done with you too. He listen, if I ever
see you even close to my daughter, even anywhere near her,
you're his mine. Really, you're his mine. If you think
(42:22):
if you think I'm kidding, wait and see, man, you
just wait and see.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
I'm like, whatever, dude, I'll be around.
Speaker 14 (42:30):
And by the way, you're cooking. So really, he just
hung up.
Speaker 10 (42:36):
He just hung up.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (42:38):
I didn't want to hear his bull voice any morningmore so.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, you know what, Well, how are you? How are
you gonna tell Kelsey?
Speaker 14 (42:45):
I don't know. I gotta figure this out. I'm gonna
maybe talk with her mom.
Speaker 10 (42:49):
And I don't know.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
I don't know, man, because she is she was all
in with this guy. I don't know. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. I appreciate you helping me out
and making this and I wish it were different, but
I just appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
In the station for good luck with everything, man.
Speaker 16 (43:07):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater, I'm looking for
a man in therapy who communicates six five good punch
signs therapy communicates six five punch sign therapy therapy.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Therapy, it's the Jewel Show. Some people are pretty specific
on what they want. Yeah, there's a new dating theory
going crazy on TikTok. And no, it's not some term
for dating that's new like bognogging or fruit cupping or
potato basting.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
You guys know what those.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
There's actual science behind it and it all depends on
something specific to you. So give us three minutes and
then think about what order child you are, oldest, middle
kid or youngest, what are you like and what people
have you gotten along with the best, Because there's actual
science to this, and you might need to date a
specific type of person.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Bro Okay, well maybe that'll fix all of the problems.
Then I can't wait. We'll go over it right after this.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
You show you might be dating wrong, so you will
show there's a new trend in dating based on science,
and it's not one of the terms that you've heard
like breadcrumbing or orbiting or anything like that. Okay, it's
something specific to you, so we'll go over right now.
But birth order attraction theory is what it's called actually
called birth ordering ordering.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
What are you ordering.
Speaker 12 (44:25):
Ordered?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
What they're saying is the order of when you're born,
whether you're the oldest, the middle child, or the youngest child,
can tell you who you should be dating. Okay, and
so we'll go over the ages. First, the eldest child.
They say, firstborns tend to be ambitious, disciplined, and good leaders.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
To the throne. That's what I am, so obviously, and
it's a firstborn. Okay, produce a bad Are you first born?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (44:49):
Certainly not.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
It's confusing what I am, but we'll probably come back. Okay, Victoria,
what are you? I'm a middle child, middle child. I'm
the youngest child in my family. But firstborns often receive
a lot of attention from parents. But this obviously changes
when your younger siblings arrive. So as a result, firstborns
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might develop qualities like leadership, responsibility, and perfectionism.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Why are you saying that? I am very much identifying
with this. I'm thinking of my older brother. I don't
know if you victorious.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
When it comes to romantic relationships, eldest children are planners
and they think date night itineraries.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh no, that's true, Nina, No.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Not at all, really, not an itinerary person, not in dates,
not in travels.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
Nothing you like to have a plan for everything, though,
I will say sometimes, like when I like to have
an itinerary for what we're doing, what's going on with.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Work, absolutely everything else, somebody else knows to take charge. Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
And the theory behind the birth order theory when it
comes to dating is that you're better off dating someone
who is also the same order as you. So, Nina
being the oldest child, they say that you would be
better dating and other older child.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Interesting, first child, My last three were not they were youngest. Really, really,
have you ever dated anyone who was an older child?
Speaker 6 (46:07):
No?
Speaker 14 (46:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
And how did those last three go? While I'm sitting here,
she still has a job.
Speaker 9 (46:20):
There.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
The middle child, they say, tends to be the peacekeeper,
finding themselves acting as a buffer between their siblings and
their eldest siblings and parents. The most disciplined out of
the rest of them, they say, is the middle child. Victoria,
you're a middle child.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Did you say that's true? I would say that's compared
to my siblings.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
I was gonna say this is relative inside your own family.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
That is pretty accurate.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
I mean, Victoria in a room of middle children, maybe
not the most middle children in her own family.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Maybe she is disciplined.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
We don't know that middle children might might develop traits
like diplomacy, empathy, and a desire for fairness, and they
also may seek attention through different means, such as being
people pleasers. I'm not making too much of a fuss.
Are asking too much? That is true about you, Victoria.
You don't ask for stuff. Victoria wanted a shirt from
an artist the other day who we had in studio,
(47:12):
and we were text messaging with the person's like representative
who handles them, and Victoria was texting us on the
side saying she wanted a shirt. You can just ask
for So I texted in the group chat with the
person's represented and I said, hey, Victoria wants a shirt,
but she's being bashful. Shirt suck a relax. On the
(47:37):
second text, I was like, Okay, thanks to you, and
you should be dating a middle child if you're a
middle child. Have you ever dated a middle child?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Victoria? No, Well I haven't been at any Let me
you start dating child the youngest child.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
They say youngest children have a reputation for being the
wild ones and have been and given the most free
reign by now experienced parents. I don't say free reign.
I feel like youngest children parents have kind of given
up at that point. They're like, we're ty. Yeah, they're
just like, you're on your own kid, I'm tired.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
But that's so annoying because they're so hard on every
other kid and then becomes the youngest and they're the
golden boy and they're like, you.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Can do whatever you want, sweetheart. It's like, why did
they get that?
Speaker 5 (48:22):
This kind of makes sense, is why older ones kind
of go for younger ones, because it's like the younger
ones need the direction and then make sense, you need.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
To play, So now that totally makes sense.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
It says the younger children might also develop a rebellious
streak and strive to differentiate themselves from their older siblings,
and they bring a lot of spontaneity and adventure to relationships.
And I have never dated a youngest child ever. Really yeah,
I've only dated like the oldest sibling and those did
not go well. We did not, I mentionin he long
(48:54):
They definitely don't texting for one six one? Did that
describe you?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
It's time for ninas. What's trending breaking this morning? Looks
like VP Kamala Harris has chosen her running mate.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
No, he's our what do you call it, political expert
Ish Brady. Oh, yeah he is, but it is Minnesota
Governor Tim Walt. Oh, thank god she has chosen as
her running mate. And we'll and we'll leave it there. Also,
the primaries are today here locally, so if you're voting,
just remember today is the day to do that if
you have not already. Okay, yesterday we were talking about
(49:29):
the Olympics and the French pole vaulter Anthony m ROADI
I'm a ready whatever however you pronounce it. Anthony has
now become So Anthony has become famous because he may
have missed out on a medal due to his.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Birth gift. A right, that's one way to put it.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
I mean, I don't know, bulge sounds so whatever gifts
sounds a little bit more poetic. So anyway, now we
said I called this yesterday. Everybody probably did too, but
I really felt it in my bones. I was like,
he didn't he didn't lose. Maybe he lost a metal,
but he didn't lose. He's about to come up so.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Hard on this and now, oh my god, my bad,
my bad.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
But also what he got a two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars offer from a porn site.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yes he did. Probably no, no, probably a very nice
young man who just wants to pull vault.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
So the adult site Cam Soda has offered him this
money to do a sixty minute webcam show where he
exposes his pole vault.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
To the come on, take a minute webcam show.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
Waave him alone, Wait until he's not even an athlete anymore,
and then he'll do these things right, because.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Then you don't want that to like tarnish in.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
But I'm just saying two hundred fifty thousand dollars for
one hour, Like, I don't know if you feel like
I would consider that.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
Of course, what I means better than the twenty five
dollars an hour than my people are trying to get.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
Anyway, the Olympics are coming up with all kinds of
exciting storylines, the best being that we're getting all the
metals and the women are crushing. Yeah, yeah, we'd love
to see it. That's what's trying to.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Tell Jeubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey you have
a dirty little secret.
Speaker 18 (51:19):
Uh yeah I do, what is it?
Speaker 14 (51:22):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (51:23):
So I really just absolutely despise my partner's mustache.
Speaker 15 (51:30):
Okay, like I am twenty.
Speaker 9 (51:33):
Five percent less attracted to him.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh, quantified. That's a lot though, So do you do
tell him to just get rid of it?
Speaker 18 (51:42):
Well, he's kind of the person that would like do
the opposite.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Even more, he asked them to get rid of it.
Speaker 9 (51:50):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Does he ever sleep?
Speaker 9 (51:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (51:54):
You know, I have very much thought about it. I
have thought about just getting out those.
Speaker 9 (52:00):
Racer but no, no, he's kind of a light sleeper,
so I'm not really sure how that would work.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Could you a matag drill is a thing?
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Make them pass and then call us back and tell
us that's your dirty little secret.
Speaker 17 (52:19):
He doesn't know it was me.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
How thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?
Speaker 14 (52:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Hello, hello, hey you have a dirty little secret. Yes,
I knew what is it?
Speaker 13 (52:33):
Well?
Speaker 9 (52:34):
I was.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Living up north.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
I actually was teaching kindergarten by day and a mail
stripper by night.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Awesome? Did you ever confuse the two jobs? That'd be bad?
But I was running off consumes. I buy how long
were like your nights?
Speaker 12 (52:56):
Like?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
How long would you?
Speaker 4 (52:58):
I would get off the second job about two thirty
in the morning, wake up at five thirty and.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Oh my gosh, that's a tough schedule. Did you ever
see any of the moms of the kids that you
had in your class there?
Speaker 4 (53:08):
Thankfully no, But I actually had a parent ask me
about one of the clubs one time, and I was like, oh, no,
that's not a good place to go.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
I don't reckon that one. That's funny. Well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Absolutely have a
good dayte me too. What's your dirty little scrend
Well, I can't complain. I guess you can just put
a little effort in entire a little harder. Well, you know,
things could have been a whole lot worse. I hate
to break it to you, Becky bought things could have
been a whole lot better too. Just complain, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's the Jewbil Show. And has this ever happened to you?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You go on a date with someone and then go
to their house for a little fun time in the sheets,
and then you walk into the bedroom and it's shocking.
Why does this guy have a giant painting of his
head on a lion's body above his bed?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
And why are his ceilings lined with mirrors? Yeah, it's
never happened to me either, but I did just describe
my dream bedroom.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Women are sharing surprising and hilarious things that they found
in the guy's bedroom after going home with him. If
you have something, text us for one O six one
or call us eight eight eight three four three one
O six one and we'll go over it next.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's the Jeuble Show. He had glow in the dark
stars all over his ceiling and curtain. That's actually cute.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It was a real or a green flag I just
don't really know what it was. It's the Jewbil Show
and women are sharing surprising and hilarious things they've found
in a guy's bedroom after going home with him. If
you have something to add to the list, call us
eight eight eight three four three one o six one
or text in four to one oh six one and
we'll go over right now.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Some of the weird things that women have found in
men's bedrooms.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
One says, I met this cute guy and went home
with him after a couple of dates, and his whole
apartment was so dirty and full of trash you couldn't
even walk through it. But what really got me were
the beauty products and makeup lying around in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Thank you, thank you? Are you dumb?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
That's happened to me before too, And also because I've
been trained to look for this because I had been
cheated on and I caught somebody cheating on me with
makeup on the pillowcase, So I can't help myself now.
Anytime I walk into a new bedroom whatever, I noticed
the pillowcases immediately, and if there is makeup on them,
and if there is, really.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You are sloppy and gross. I have found it after
the facts.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I've thought about that with me because I do have
some makeup in my bathroom. But it's for me, yeah
as well, Yeah, because we have to do something like
take pictures and things like that. But I'm like, if
I had a lady over and she saw this, she
probably think does he have another lady?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
She was, It's just me, I'm the lady.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Another thing on the list of weird things that women
have found after going home with a guy in their apartment,
he had bookshelves filled with non fiction books organized by topic,
with one small section the books I haven't read yet,
It says. I couldn't get my clothes off fast enough
flag unless he did that because he knew that that
(02:34):
would look hot. It turns out all the books are fake, right,
he has never.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Read them at all. Well, wasn't that for a while?
The book fishing.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Themselves reading yep books they never read.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Another thing on the list of weird things women have
found in a guy's apartment after going home with him
says it wasn't one thing, but many things. I walked
into his place for the first time, and it was
like I walked into an episode of Hoarders. Trash everywhere
stacks of food cans, garbage bags, and two fulles with
multiple cats running around.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It was sheer.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Tomfoolery does stand why you think it's a great idea
to bring someone over when that's like you don't clean
up first, Like, right, I don't get that. Like you're
gonna go out to the bars, you're gonna pick someone
up and you're gonna go home. Okay, whatever, but how
do you do that? And then no, okay, we're gonna
go home. The cat's gonna running around the cat litters
not cleaned.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
They're that arrogant.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
They think that they're that does it doesn't even matter
if there's cat poo there that they're still gonna get it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah, if your apartment has multiple levels of cat poop,
it can't even rise to the level of like an alley, choose.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
The alley, Yeah, sometimes that's hotter.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, or stay in the car look for dates at
Joanne Fabric or something, and there's a lot of cat
ladies walking.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Around, they might not mind it.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Another one says that they walked into a guy's apartment
and saw an instant green flag.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He had a picture of his dog on his nightstand.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Ah, that's interesting. You what the placement is a little
weird to me. I love that you have pictures of
your dog and your home, but next to your nightstand
is a little weird, Like I don't want Grover to
be looking at me while I'll love a hole on Daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You know what I'm saying. That's a little weird.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Whatever going over a trend that's going viral of women
sharing weird things that they found in a guy's apartment
when they went over there. One says swords. Two of
my exes had real swords on display. I have a
samurai swords and numb chucks.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yep. I showed some of my numb chucks the other day,
Like you want to see my numb chucks. Somebody didn't
know you and just went to your house. I think
they'd be scared that they weren't going to leave alive.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Well, the thing with Jubil's houses, there's about five different
personalities in there.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah ends the room.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, there's like art stuff, and then there's graffiti stuff,
and then there's fun samurai sword.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Right.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
A room that looks like an interior decorator used it
is a showroom, Like you've got all kinds of things,
all the parts of jewbel in there.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
If you don't like whichever version of Jewboil you're dating,
just picking different room. We're coming over.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Ten's going viral of women sharing weird things that they
saw after going over to a guy's house. It said
everything seemed normal enough. Things weren't super decorated, which is fine.
No mattress on the floor kind of thing either, which
is nice. But as soon as I saw a sticker
on the side of his computer, a tower of a
carbon girl in a skimpy swimsuit, Giant lost all interests.
(05:37):
So there's nothing in there except for that sticker.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
It's the gamers guy version of Lady's on your mudflaps.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
This reminds me I totally forgot remember when like magazines
were a thing and people would have them outside at
their house. Well, I went over to a dude's house
and he had Playboy magazines in his bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh yeah, the articles read again? Do you want this
over when you have a new friend coming here? They
are great?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You're talking about one, said woman's lingerie in one of
his drawers, which he claims belonged to his aunt when
she came over to stay once.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
A weird line even weirder. Even weirder should have just
been an extrect.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
Far with the line my territory.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's another jubile phone frame morning the twenties.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Hello, hello, evildoer, evil doer, it's time to pay the piper.
My name is Pete Eakins and this is Dion correct.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Yeah, this is Are you cute?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Mother?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's time to pay the piper?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
No, you do not know me, but you've rolled through
through the stop sign outside of my house about seventeen
times this month, and it's time.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
To pay the piper. And the piper's calling.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
And that would be me.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I'm talking about me when I describe the piper by
the way that I'm talking about me.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Wait, what you call yourself a piper?
Speaker 11 (07:16):
With you?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's a figure of speech. What are you? No, I
am not the police. Let me describe it for you
are talking about a stop sign for do you or
do you not?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Blow through the stop sign at intersection every morning at
about seven forty five?
Speaker 12 (07:35):
Well, well, first of all, I don't blow through it,
but I don't come to a comp I mean, I'm
not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 13 (07:39):
I don't come to a complete stop.
Speaker 12 (07:41):
There's no one ever they.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Let the record show that he's admitted to it. Let
the record show.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Let the records show that Dion has admitted to blowing
through this stop sign at intersection every single morning. It's
seven forty five, and that's why I'm on the phone.
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Let the record show. When is this court?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm issuing a citizen's arrest.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
A citizen's arrest via the phone? What kind of moron
are you?
Speaker 9 (08:05):
I can't arrest someone through the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I tried to chase you down the other day, but
you are going a little too fast for me, and
I will not speed because I like to obey the law,
unlike you.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So I'm calling you to let you know that I will.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Be There's no such thing as a citizen's arrest for
a stop sign.
Speaker 14 (08:20):
Let's the record, television.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Let the record show that Dianna is resisting citizens arrest
right now?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Do you want to keep resisting?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
It is no arrest. We're on the phone, dumm, I'm
on the phone.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I will be by your house later this evening to
pick you up and take you down to the precinct.
Speaker 12 (08:38):
You don't even know where I live.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
What are you talking to that.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Street?
Speaker 12 (08:44):
Wait a minute, I will best.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Because I'm a good citizen. Detective.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
Are you?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I told you I'm a citizen. I'm a citizen issuing
a citizen's.
Speaker 12 (08:54):
Arrest, so weirdo, don't follow me to my house if
you come to.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
My door, or please understand I'm knocking you the stout.
Let's be clear, assaulting and.
Speaker 14 (09:08):
Out.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
You will be assaulting a citizen officer of the law
at that point, and the penalty is very big for that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So I would suggest.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
Roach sailors a citizen officer. What planet are you all?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Citizen officer? P deakins here on the phone telling you
that I am issuing a citizen's arrest and I will
be by around six forty five this evening after I
have my dinner and cup of tea to put you
under citizens arrest. All I have, unfortunately, are some fuzzy
handcuffs to me my wife used, and I will take
you down to the precinct and you will.
Speaker 13 (09:35):
Pay the mine in a minute.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
A little Well, for first of all, you're not arresting me.
You're not putting any fuzzy handcuffs on me. Peter. You're
a pervert, that's all you are.
Speaker 12 (09:44):
And I'm gonna blow through this stop sign tomorrow on
my way to work. You can't do, Peter, But if
you want to come to my house and seven come through,
I got a knuckle sandwich to go with that cup
with tea.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
You okay, well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually double from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your wife set you up. Yeah,
she said that you you always blow through this, stopping
blowing through it.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
A look, it's a stop sign.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
There's no one ever there.
Speaker 15 (10:15):
I just crewed through it.
Speaker 13 (10:17):
I don't blow through it.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
No one, there's no one there. But guess what you
can tell my wife? Guess whose car is not getting washes?
Guess what's not putting gash in her car this weekend?
And oh and that's small repair.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
That she needs.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
Guess who's not gonna take care of it this weekend?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks. It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
So Hurricane Debbie isn't only demolishing things, it's giving gifts.
Because Hurricane Debbie, this is the headline, washes over one
million dollars of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Whoa Florida b What can you imagine we picked it
up good Smarriage.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
And spied it on the beach, and there were packages,
like twenty five packages, and all of them have this
like simple on it. It's like a red triangle, which
is probably, you know, a symbol of whoever the right
cartel or whoever is selling. Yeah, they left their mind.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
He's a party girl, Hurricane Debbie. I knew one of those.
She's either the party girl or she's the whistleblower going,
I don't do that, right, Look, everybody, there's drugs. I'm
going to get that because I don't do that. Wait,
so is it possible that there was even more?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah, I mean it's highly possible. There's all kinds of
cocaine in that area. That's why at all times.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
That's pretty much where it comes in. Yeah, but I
mean that's that's a million dollars. Wow. Federal judge has
just ruled that the Google search engine is an illegal monopoly.
Wait what hell?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
This has been going on for a while, but a
US just district judge just ruled that it is has
been operating as a monopoly and that they need to
do something about it.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
How do you think that because you just I mean
you Google everything, But how is it a monopoly?
Speaker 14 (12:09):
Like what other?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
So, well, I'm lost because that's the one that everybody uses.
They say that they enjoy an eighty nine point two
percent share of the market for general search engines, which
increases to ninety four point nine percent on mobile devices
because it's automatically there. Everybody's got their Google stuff, that's
right there. It's not like Being that's set.
Speaker 14 (12:26):
Up for you.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's Google, you know.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
So what makes it a monopoly, though, being is that
they strong arm their way into that market share. So
it's not that it's not that it's popular. That would
be fine. That is how the market is supposed to work.
The market does not work that way. When Google pays
Apple to make sure that it's Google that you're searching for,
when Google prevents any other search engine from being on
an Android phone, all that stuff, it's the blocking out
(12:51):
of all of the other potential services that makes it
any illegal monopoly.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
But isn't that also business if they're paying to do that.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
No, because they don't own the device, So that's like
saying that's like saying someone comes to your car and says,
you can only use this brand of radio, so.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
They can only do it like the Google Pixel phones
or whatever. Sure, yeah, they could do that with theirs.
Apple has fars, like why would they pay it to.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Put on Not the browser, it's the search so everything behind.
When you search on Goo on Apple on your phone,
you're searching Google.
Speaker 12 (13:20):
What.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, you know Apple doesn't have a search that I
know says it right there. Anyway, Google will appeal.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
They're ruling, and right now they're trying to determine what
kind of changes their penalties should be imposed on the
search engine to make it right.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
I don't know that they're going to be able to
fix this. Yeah, I don't think they're going to be
able to fix it. It's too it's too much now.
They've let it go on too long. They should have
done this when Google had fifty percent of the market.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Yeah, because now I'm just going to go like to Google,
like if I don't get what's going on.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, guys, oh my gosh. Can they change the stories
because it's them.
Speaker 12 (13:53):
They can.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
They can't, and in fact, Google has been This is
the other reason it's an interesting monopoly is because because
they have ninety four percent of mobile, right, they can
control the first They can control anything right. You think
you're just getting results in the order you should get them.
You are not, my friends, Oh no, absolutely not. In fact,
you can tell, and I'm not gonna get any details here,
but you can tell in a political season who Google
wants to win because if you if you search one candidate,
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you get a page of positive results. If you search
another candidate, you get a page of negative results, and
nobody leaves the first page.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Wait, I need to look that up. That's actually I
want to see if that's so true. But isn't that
the whole like SEO stuff back end.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yes, that's what they'd love you to believe. You have
me Wo small businesses, you know, we gotta play that
game too.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
And they're also screwing small businesses right now because their
AI stuff comes up first and pushes real search engine
optimized businesses like yours, Nina halfway down to all the
way down the page to put in favor of their
own AI answers, which are usually wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
That way.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Google is a monster. It was like an actual technology
monster under your bead.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Well, there's no other person to oils in the market.
Some mine actually does pop up right away, but anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
One halfway down the page after Google. That's what's trending.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
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Speaker 2 (15:08):
Law dot com.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Jackson was on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Farah.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her, see
I shels why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Jackson, how long has it been
since you heard from Parah?
Speaker 17 (15:21):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Man, it's been a a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Have you reached out to her? But oh, you have
been texting her?
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Yeah, I've been texting her. I just this doesn't normally
happen to me.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
So I'm just kind of like, don't get ghosted often. Now.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
It's one of those things almost where it's like, you know,
when you can't have something, you want it even more.
Speaker 13 (15:42):
It happens for me. So I don't, I don't know
why what.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Did you want her when you thought you could have her?
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
How is the date?
Speaker 14 (15:48):
I gotta take?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
It?
Speaker 15 (15:49):
Was?
Speaker 11 (15:49):
It was pretty damn perfect, Like, I don't, I don't
really know what else should have gone better?
Speaker 13 (15:56):
You know, So we were doing the whole thing you know,
textinglah blah blah, and then.
Speaker 11 (16:01):
Finally came time for a face to face and she
suggested this coffee shop, you know, the safe coffee date.
Speaker 13 (16:07):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
And it went really well, had a ton common you know,
we were talking sports, we were talking cars. I'm a
pretty big stan of cars, so.
Speaker 13 (16:19):
It went well.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
And then you know, with that was kind of like,
all right, coffee went well, maybe let's roll this into
a happy hour and then dinner and just kept on going,
like went to some really really cool, like slanky spots,
and then the day was over.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
We we had a i'll say, a very nice kiss and.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
You had a nice kiss. What did she say after it?
Was she like, oh I can't wait to see you again.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Yeah, I mean yeah, you know.
Speaker 11 (16:48):
Now I'm like hyper analyzing it, like okay, what exactly
did she say? But she was like I was like, yeah,
we should like definitely do this again, and she was
like yeah, and I was kind of trying to pin
her down. I was like, okay, like when you know, hey,
you're free, you next like Friday, And she's like, uh, yeah,
I might be let me know.
Speaker 13 (17:06):
So you know, it's like I don't know.
Speaker 14 (17:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
The whole thing was kind of weird, but I don't know.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
I thought it went really well.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, so even when you ask for another day, she
was like not totally sure.
Speaker 11 (17:16):
She wasn't totally sure, but I thought based upon the
vibe we were having and again, like that kiss, like
it was on point, Like I felt like this this
that was that was a there will be a second
date kiss.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Anything weird happened on the date, like awkward.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
I've been pouring over it. I mean, like you only
say so.
Speaker 11 (17:35):
I again, I like cars, I drive like this really
it's pretty sweet, this vintage Alfa Romeo. And she kept
on getting frustrated because she had this really nice green
dress on and he kept on getting caught when she
was getting the door, and you know, going from place
to place coffee, going to happy or going to dinner,
and it just kept hunting.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Guy.
Speaker 11 (17:55):
Like I kind of stapped at her because she kept
on touching things too. So those are the only thing
that like I can really like not like not snapping, tapping,
But you know, she was, you know, picking at this
thing on the dashboard and I just got that thing
refinished and quite a bit of money on it.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So I just was like, well you go like kill
I mean, that couldn't do it. And it depends how
you snapped, you know. Yeah, that sounds like it could
have definitely been a turning point.
Speaker 13 (18:22):
I mean maybe maybe, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Come on, we'll plas on comeback and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You and maybe get you another date if you still
want one.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay, they can all right, Well, place on, comeback, get
your first AE follow up next if you're just joining
us for today's first A follow up. Jackson is on
the phone and he's getting ghosted by Farah. So we're
about to call her see if she tell us why
she's ghosting him, and maybe get him another date. But
before we do that, Jackson, why don't you remind everybody
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about your date with Parah.
Speaker 14 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:53):
We went went to the pal Cute coffee shop. We
were talking cars, we were talking sports, we were talking jobs.
You know, she's she's super successful, I'm super successful. Like
it just everything seemed to align and then we went
into a half hour. Then we went into dinner. I
was driving her in my in my car and uh,
this this nice vintage Alfa Romeo and yeah, I don't know.
(19:17):
I mean, we had a great kiss at the end
of the night, but I did kind of snap at
her because she gets done fiddling with my car, which
I can't stand.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
But other than that, like it was, it was great.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
I thought for sure, I thought for sure this was
second There's definitely gonna be a second date.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I forgot to ask you this in the first part.
Was that snap at her towards the end or earlier
on in the date? It was kind of towards the end, Okay,
towards the end? Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (19:53):
Hello him?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Please?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
This is she?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Hey Sarah, how are you? My name is Jubil. I'm
calling from radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi Sarah,
I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Hi. Hi.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 14 (20:08):
I have? What is this song?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
We're calling because we got an email about you.
Speaker 18 (20:14):
About me?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (20:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
We do a segment on a show called the First
Date follow Up. It's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an
email about you from someone who you've been out with,
and now you're not talking.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
To Oh no, oh yeah, are you gonna say it? Like,
who do you think it is?
Speaker 15 (20:41):
I think I remember.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
What was his name?
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Jackson?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yes, Sarah, it is Jackson. He told us about your
date and he's curious why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 17 (20:53):
I mean, so the date was fine, but after we
were marinating on it and like how everything went.
Speaker 18 (21:03):
To be quite honest, he's a little bit dumb.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 18 (21:09):
All he talked about was his car, and which is fine.
Speaker 17 (21:15):
But then I thought maybe we could have more of
an intellectual conversation, but that just didn't happen. And what
really intrigued me about his dating profile and dating app
and whatnot was on his profile he had pictures of
himself with books, and you know, he looked like he
was really well educated, and I thought, great, we can
have a conversation about our favorite authors, what we're reading.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
And it was like he couldn't even name a book
and it seemed like he had.
Speaker 17 (21:42):
Ever even read before, just like the way he pronounced
some things on the menu. I was like, oh, and
you know, he's a nice kid. He does have a
nice car, but I just feel like his quote unquote
success is just things he's purchased, like he hasn't worked
for it or earned like I am my own startup career,
(22:05):
I'm working hard for it, you know, and it just
sort of seems like things are handed to him. And
there was definitely a disconnect on that aspect.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Did you feel that way the entire date, because he
did mention that you guys were in three different locations.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (22:21):
So we started off at the coffee shop and then
we decided, Okay, it's going really well. We'll do happy
hour dinner and everything. And I guess during the happy
hour dinner is when I really started to think, Okay, maybe.
Speaker 18 (22:33):
This isn't going to work.
Speaker 15 (22:35):
Kapi. I gave the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 17 (22:37):
We're just meeting face to face for the first time.
It should be you know, we're both a little bit nervous.
Speaker 18 (22:43):
But then when he's got a little snippy with me
in the car, I was like, oh, that's that's a
little jarring.
Speaker 15 (22:51):
So I mean, yeah, it was.
Speaker 18 (22:54):
I don't think it's a thing.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Would you like to be sure?
Speaker 18 (23:00):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Well, what I mean by that is, Jackson is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Hey, sharoh oh.
Speaker 15 (23:09):
Oh hi.
Speaker 13 (23:14):
Hey, how it goes?
Speaker 18 (23:16):
I'm doing really well?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
How are you?
Speaker 13 (23:19):
I am dumb sounded by everything I deserve?
Speaker 18 (23:26):
You heard everything?
Speaker 15 (23:27):
No, I mean, I mean, I'm sorry.
Speaker 18 (23:31):
That's harsh. But if you wanted to know the reason
why I ghosted you, that's really the honest truth.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
Well, I mean you know I'm a big boy. Yeah,
I get paid the big bucks for a reason, Like
you can just tell me these things.
Speaker 10 (23:46):
You don't have to just like not.
Speaker 15 (23:48):
Text me back for two weeks. I mean, I'm busy
with my company and just mumbling and everything.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Well are you?
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Uh yeah, I work very hard. Like I showed you
a picture in my house, like that doesn't bay for itself.
Speaker 18 (24:08):
That was like, are you saying that's not your parents' house?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
No, that's not my parents' house.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Yeah, that's mine.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 15 (24:17):
I mean that's the point.
Speaker 17 (24:18):
You base your success on your material things, things that
like you could just purchase.
Speaker 11 (24:23):
Yeah, well, I mean how else do you measure it?
I mean I could put a hand in my house,
Like what like, what else do you even measure success?
Speaker 17 (24:31):
Buy.
Speaker 18 (24:32):
Yeah, I mean it goes deeper than that.
Speaker 11 (24:36):
Okay, so if they're not houses, like I look at
the zeros in my bank account and I feel pretty
darn good about that.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
I mean it goes deeper Jackson.
Speaker 18 (24:47):
Than material objects. Like you don't just base success off
of that.
Speaker 11 (24:52):
Yeah, I travel though, like you know, I even like
eight and my buddies were on the yacht and like
the Mediterranean.
Speaker 13 (24:58):
It was amazing. Like I genuinely I do.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Not know what you're talking about.
Speaker 15 (25:04):
That should say Jackson.
Speaker 18 (25:05):
You just mentioned the yacht in the Mediterranean.
Speaker 15 (25:08):
You're not getting it all right.
Speaker 11 (25:11):
Like fine, I've been on a yacht in the Caribbean.
I went snorkeling and scuba diving for like three weeks
last month in uh, you know, in Australia. Like, I
don't know what else do you want?
Speaker 18 (25:25):
I think you need to take a yacht to bring
me to Triangle and not come back.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Whoa woa? Well no, that you said that fair? Would
you like another day with Jackson? Will pay for it?
Speaker 15 (25:33):
And you know what, I'm going to pass on that
second date.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
However, I do have a friend that I feel like
he would click with because they have the same type
of delusions, so I feel like they would get along.
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Just great, I'll take it for her. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Okay, successful first day follow up? Yeah, you guys can
text each other.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And work that out. Follow up.
Speaker 19 (26:00):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramire is
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for some fun brain exercises to loosen up Vicky's noodle
(26:57):
word association Victoria first word that comes to mind when
I say I'm quat.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Why are you laughing? They're so good, You're delicious. You're
so good. Yeah, and at that time of year, Yeah,
I know, so exciting. All right, we'll move past that.
Speaker 14 (27:11):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Poop a dragon drag Victoria, that dragon squishy story. Okay,
good you versus Victoria is coming up right after this.
It's a jubil show.
Speaker 20 (27:34):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your
rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that
could be considered arectional thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your sins.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Time for you versus Victoria here check to take on
her own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia to
see who gets the honor of an internship at Big
Jenny's Hog Farm and Hazardville, Connecticut. Also Kane Brown tickets
and let's be today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Nicole. What's up Nicole? Not much?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
How are you.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
Good?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Are you excited to take on Victoria?
Speaker 18 (28:25):
I love hearing you guys every day? And why not?
Speaker 14 (28:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I love this energy, Nicole? Thank you so much. Victoria?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Do you have any competitive words to say to Nicole today?
I don't feel that confident in today's game.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
So you know what, You're the worst.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
I can imagine you on any professional sports team. How
do you feel about the game today?
Speaker 14 (28:47):
Not too good?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Honestly, have you seen the other guys? Have you seen them?
Really good? Pap to check clears.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
While she's leaving, Nicole, the game is play like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Nicole. Your time starts now. How many
states does Mexico have.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
One?
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Which Doctor Seuss book has exactly fifty words in it.
On average? How many hours of sleep are lost by
parents in a baby's first year.
Speaker 18 (29:27):
Oh my gosh, A like a thousand?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
What are diamonds made of.
Speaker 14 (29:34):
Rock?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
How fast can Chea's run.
Speaker 14 (29:39):
An hour?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Okay, got that in.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio while she's getting settled. Nicole,
what would you like the world to know about you today?
Speaker 15 (29:47):
I would like the world to know about me today.
Speaker 18 (29:50):
That everybody to each other. If you don't know how
to drive off.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
The road, that would be the nicest thing.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
If people just didn't realize they didn't not have to drive,
and they're like, know what, I'm not gonna get on
the road today, exactly.
Speaker 9 (30:03):
Like I don't want to do a round about today.
Speaker 18 (30:05):
I'm just gonna stay home.
Speaker 15 (30:07):
I don't want to make everybody else mad.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That would be super nice. That was next morning. I
apologize if you were driving near me this morning because.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
Yo, or some morning you know you want to be
nine and the other mornings you're like, okay, fine, I'll
be the one that cut you off.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Then yeah, all right, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass, and you have to beat
Nicole outright to win, and Nicole you can tell Victoria
win to go.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, how many states does Mexico have?
Speaker 19 (30:40):
What?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I don't I don't know twenty which Doctor Seuss book
has exactly fifty words in it green.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Eggs at him on average?
Speaker 17 (30:50):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Is that how many hours of sleep are lost by
parents in a baby's first year?
Speaker 14 (30:54):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
What are diamonds made of? I don't know, being in
the earth, They're diamonds. They're diamonds. I don't like. How
fast can she just run? I don't I don't like
this mount down today. Yeah, I like one of the
(31:17):
answers that it was.
Speaker 15 (31:18):
I don't like this.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well, let's send it out over the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Nicole unfortunately didn't get any correct and Victoria did get
one correct.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
WHOA how did she do it? I have no idea,
I Victoria, it's a victory.
Speaker 14 (31:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Let's get the answers with Nina thirty one. There are
thirty one states in Mexico.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Interesting Doctor Seuss book that has exactly fifty words as
green eggs and ham. Oh yes, yes, somebody bet doctor
SEUs that he wouldn't be able to write an entertaining
children's book using only fifty words.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
I love that book, and he did, and he won
the bet.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
On average, a parent loses three hundred and fifty hours
of sleep in their babies first year.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
I think every parent out there were pretty with me
and say, all that's all.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Not all.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Diamonds are made of carbon and a cheetah run seventy
five miles per hour?
Speaker 9 (32:16):
What oh?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I thought it was like a hundred. It was one hundred.
I got that right too.
Speaker 9 (32:20):
Yeah, but it was like stuck in my head.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
But I was close. He's a good guy, Nicole. Thank
you for playing. Appreciate you have a good day.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
We play You Versus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning where you can DMUs at the Jubil Show
if you want to play, or you can go to
the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Ben is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and Ben actually thinks that his daughter's boyfriend might be
cheating on her.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So in a few minutes we're going to see if
he is. But first Ben what's going on?
Speaker 14 (32:54):
Man?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Why do you think your daughter's boyfriend's cheating?
Speaker 14 (32:58):
My daughter, Kelsey's been dating the sky. His name's Matt.
He's not a bad kid, got two years you know,
around me, he's pretty pretty respectful. They he comes to
some of the family gatherings in the last two years,
so I've not really seen a whole lot of them.
But there's just some things that have happened more recently
that have just kind of had me going, okay, wait.
(33:20):
Kelsey and I are pretty close. We've always been close,
you know, she's she's talked to me just about about everything,
even more than her mom, and that kind of irritates mom.
But that's just how it is. Yeah, And so just
some things lately that I've not got to know. Something's
not right, and I think he's shooting. I think he's
(33:40):
going out on her. If that's the case, it's it's
not going to be pretty.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
What's he doing specifically that makes you feel like he's
acting up?
Speaker 10 (33:48):
Yeah, you know, it might be nothing, and I just
thought might be over reacting.
Speaker 14 (33:54):
You know, she's she's my little girl, so I you know,
sometimes he just gets real uncomfortable, uh, in situations like
he's got. Sometimes he's just he just takes off. He's
there and we're a family gathering and I look and
he's gone, I mean just gone. And Kelsey's crying and
what's wrong. And so, you know, in public again, he
(34:17):
treats her, treats her well. But like last week when
we were talking, she just said something that really really
really bothered me. I mean she she said that all
of a sudden, you become a different person. And I said,
kind of like what, and she it's pretty cool.
Speaker 10 (34:32):
She just opens up.
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Uh, he's she says, he's just never around anymore. He's
always always making excuses not to see her or even
come by right or go to a function or happening.
Speaker 10 (34:45):
And there were a.
Speaker 14 (34:46):
Couple of times that Kelsey actually just showed up alone,
didn't even get even come with him. So something's up.
I just think something is up. And this guy, uh
is taking something on the side. I don't know what
he's doing, but he's just not being there for her
like he was, and uh, it just breaks my heart.
(35:09):
And I'm doing.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Everything I can't kind of hold back and say, give
me five minutes with this guy for you high.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
But yeah, does she think he's cheating too, she does.
Speaker 14 (35:21):
She does that last conversation, you know, just said, honey,
what do you I wanted to say, you know what,
this is cheating? This bulls seating, but you know, I
just said, what do you think is going on? And
she just said I think I can't believe it, but
I just I think he's cheating. I think, she said
was I think he's seeing someone else? And then I
(35:41):
couldn't get much much more adverse.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
He just broke down.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yea, does she know you're calling us?
Speaker 14 (35:47):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
No, okay, okay, all right, well you told us what
grocery store he shops out. I guess she told you that,
right right, So we'll call from there. We'll play a song, comeback,
and then call and to be from the grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one random
Rewards card member who get three flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if he believe that and
(36:08):
who he sends them to, if he sends them to
your daughter or to somebody else.
Speaker 10 (36:11):
Okay, yeah, am I going to be able to talk
to this dude or what?
Speaker 15 (36:15):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You are definitely just yeah, like wait a little bit
until we can see if we can get a name
out of him, and then you can have Adam. All right,
we'll play a song come back and get you to
catch a Cheater next. If you're just joining us for
today's to Catch a Cheater, it's a little different than
other ones. Ben is on the phone, and Ben thinks
that his daughter's boyfriend named Matt might be cheating on
(36:39):
his daughter. So in a second, we're gonna call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who wins flowers delivered
to anybody that they want from our floral department. We'll
see if he sends them to Ben's daughter or to
somebody else.
Speaker 14 (36:54):
Ben.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Before we do that, once you refresh everybody's memory on
your situation and what your daughter's name is.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
Yeah, Kelsey is my daughter. She has been seeing this
guy named Matt. He's a good kid. Uh, And for
the most part, everything's been going pretty good, but lately
things have changed. It just kind of shifted. I've got
a great relationship with Kelsey, my daughter, and always has.
She talks to me more. Their mom. Last couple of
(37:21):
conversations we've had didn't go well concerning this guy. Matt. Yeah,
he just stops showing up to some of the functions.
Kelsey has shown up by herself. He will be at
a function and then all of a sudden, he just
takes off. It doesn't say a word. Yeah, and so
my last conversation with with my little girl, she just
(37:45):
kind of broke down and just said she thinks he's
seen someone else. So I want to know. I want
to find out. And because if he is, he and
I are going to we're going to meet up.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
All right, Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 14 (38:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking
for a Rewards Card member named matp.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Ism Hi.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Matt, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. Here this
month's big winner.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Wow. Okay, where do I win?
Speaker 17 (38:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The flowers?
Speaker 14 (38:34):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (38:35):
Okay, what kind of flowers?
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to call up and say thank you very much
for your business and thank you for shopping with us.
You've just won thirty six long sim red Roses, a
box of candy, your chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want in the fifty United States.
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations, okay,
(38:59):
And I know a lot of people think it sounds
like a thing you have to pay for, some kind
of scam.
Speaker 14 (39:03):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
You'll get confirmations of everything. It's just our way of
saying thank you.
Speaker 10 (39:07):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I can take down the information even a matter of
minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now.
Speaker 10 (39:14):
All right, I'll just like send them to somebody if
I can do.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
That, Okay, perfect. Let me just pull up my form here,
can I. We'll start with the first and last name
of the person you'd like to send them to. First, okay,
it's Kelly, and the do you want anything on a card?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Just say.
Speaker 14 (39:36):
That was really fun?
Speaker 13 (39:38):
Are you ready for round two?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Got it?
Speaker 14 (39:41):
That was fun?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Are you ready for round two? And that's to Kelly.
Speaker 14 (39:45):
Yeah, Matt.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Now I'll let you know though, that this isn't the
grocery store. My name is actually Jubil, and I'm calling
from a radio show called The Jubil Show. I'm Nina
also here and I'm Victoria. What yeah, yeah, we do
a segment on our show. It's called to Catch a
Cheater and your girlfriend's dad, Ben is actually on the phone.
Speaker 10 (40:03):
What yeah, you told listen to me, you know what,
give me five minutes with you.
Speaker 17 (40:08):
You know what.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
You don't deserve my daughter. You don't deserve No, you
just listen. You don't deserve her. You know what, she
thought you were doing this. But you know what, if
I know you wouldn't do that. Do you know what?
She's given everything to you, man, everything everything, even financially.
We've helped you, dude. We've been there for Kelsey. Kelsey's
been there for you every time, and you do this
(40:32):
to my daughter. You know what? Where are you right now? Exactly?
That's I want to know where you are.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
I want to say just a minute, give.
Speaker 14 (40:39):
Me a minute with You're gonna call me on the
radio and start talking like you don't even know what's
going on. Like, but listen to you.
Speaker 11 (40:48):
Believe that?
Speaker 9 (40:48):
Yeah, like I know what you.
Speaker 14 (40:51):
Listen to me, listen to me.
Speaker 15 (40:52):
It's you.
Speaker 14 (40:53):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 10 (40:55):
It's now I think what is it?
Speaker 14 (40:58):
I'm just saying you don't know that she's been like
hanging with other dudes, Like she's always like with some
other dude, Like I don't you don't even know.
Speaker 13 (41:07):
She don't even know what's going on.
Speaker 14 (41:10):
Listen, listen. She's got she's got guy friends. Of course
she's gonna hang with other dudes. She's completely committed to
you and has been for two years. Two years of
her life gone wasted. I don't with someone like you.
Speaker 13 (41:24):
I'm saying, they're not die friends.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
Well, Matt, why are you making those types of accusations?
How do you know that?
Speaker 10 (41:31):
I don't really need to defend myself, just sufficing to
say that. I'm sorry, dude, but your daughter's kind of
a lying whoa excuse me?
Speaker 9 (41:39):
You?
Speaker 10 (41:40):
So really, you know what?
Speaker 14 (41:41):
You better hope I don't see you soon, man, because
you know what, she doesn't deserve you you have You
don't even have a clue.
Speaker 10 (41:47):
How good she is for you, And this is how
you treat her.
Speaker 14 (41:52):
I treated her a great thought bad she was of dirty.
Speaker 10 (41:56):
So okay, that's enough, you know what.
Speaker 14 (41:59):
That's enough. Yeah, that's enough, that's enough. I don't want
to hear your voice. Oh man, you know what, I'm
done I'm done. I'm done with him, and you know what,
Kelsey's done with you too. He listen, if I ever
see you even close to my daughter, even anywhere near her,
you're his mine. Really, you're his mine. If you think
(42:22):
if you think I'm kidding, wait and see, man, you
just wait and see.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
I'm like, whatever, dude, I'll be around.
Speaker 14 (42:30):
And by the way, you're cooking. So really, he just
hung up.
Speaker 10 (42:36):
He just hung up.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (42:38):
I didn't want to hear his bull voice any morningmore so.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah, you know what, Well, how are you? How are
you gonna tell Kelsey?
Speaker 14 (42:45):
I don't know. I gotta figure this out. I'm gonna
maybe talk with her mom.
Speaker 10 (42:49):
And I don't know.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
I don't know, man, because she is she was all
in with this guy. I don't know. I don't know
what I'm gonna do. I appreciate you helping me out
and making this and I wish it were different, but
I just appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
In the station for good luck with everything, man.
Speaker 16 (43:07):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater, I'm looking for
a man in therapy who communicates six five good punch
signs therapy communicates six five punch sign therapy therapy.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Therapy, it's the Jewel Show. Some people are pretty specific
on what they want. Yeah, there's a new dating theory
going crazy on TikTok. And no, it's not some term
for dating that's new like bognogging or fruit cupping or
potato basting.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
You guys know what those.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
There's actual science behind it and it all depends on
something specific to you. So give us three minutes and
then think about what order child you are, oldest, middle
kid or youngest, what are you like and what people
have you gotten along with the best, Because there's actual
science to this, and you might need to date a
specific type of person.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Bro Okay, well maybe that'll fix all of the problems.
Then I can't wait. We'll go over it right after this.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
You show you might be dating wrong, so you will
show there's a new trend in dating based on science,
and it's not one of the terms that you've heard
like breadcrumbing or orbiting or anything like that. Okay, it's
something specific to you, so we'll go over right now.
But birth order attraction theory is what it's called actually
called birth ordering ordering.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
What are you ordering.
Speaker 12 (44:25):
Ordered?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
What they're saying is the order of when you're born,
whether you're the oldest, the middle child, or the youngest child,
can tell you who you should be dating. Okay, and
so we'll go over the ages. First, the eldest child.
They say, firstborns tend to be ambitious, disciplined, and good leaders.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
To the throne. That's what I am, so obviously, and
it's a firstborn. Okay, produce a bad Are you first born?
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (44:49):
Certainly not.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
It's confusing what I am, but we'll probably come back. Okay, Victoria,
what are you? I'm a middle child, middle child. I'm
the youngest child in my family. But firstborns often receive
a lot of attention from parents. But this obviously changes
when your younger siblings arrive. So as a result, firstborns
(45:10):
might develop qualities like leadership, responsibility, and perfectionism.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Why are you saying that? I am very much identifying
with this. I'm thinking of my older brother. I don't
know if you victorious.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
When it comes to romantic relationships, eldest children are planners
and they think date night itineraries.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh no, that's true, Nina, No.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Not at all, really, not an itinerary person, not in dates,
not in travels.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
Nothing you like to have a plan for everything, though,
I will say sometimes, like when I like to have
an itinerary for what we're doing, what's going on with.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Work, absolutely everything else, somebody else knows to take charge. Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
And the theory behind the birth order theory when it
comes to dating is that you're better off dating someone
who is also the same order as you. So, Nina
being the oldest child, they say that you would be
better dating and other older child.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Interesting, first child, My last three were not they were youngest. Really, really,
have you ever dated anyone who was an older child?
Speaker 6 (46:07):
No?
Speaker 14 (46:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
And how did those last three go? While I'm sitting here,
she still has a job.
Speaker 9 (46:20):
There.
Speaker 3 (46:22):
The middle child, they say, tends to be the peacekeeper,
finding themselves acting as a buffer between their siblings and
their eldest siblings and parents. The most disciplined out of
the rest of them, they say, is the middle child. Victoria,
you're a middle child.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Did you say that's true? I would say that's compared
to my siblings.
Speaker 7 (46:39):
I was gonna say this is relative inside your own family.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
That is pretty accurate.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
I mean, Victoria in a room of middle children, maybe
not the most middle children in her own family.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Maybe she is disciplined.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
We don't know that middle children might might develop traits
like diplomacy, empathy, and a desire for fairness, and they
also may seek attention through different means, such as being
people pleasers. I'm not making too much of a fuss.
Are asking too much? That is true about you, Victoria.
You don't ask for stuff. Victoria wanted a shirt from
an artist the other day who we had in studio,
(47:12):
and we were text messaging with the person's like representative
who handles them, and Victoria was texting us on the
side saying she wanted a shirt. You can just ask
for So I texted in the group chat with the
person's represented and I said, hey, Victoria wants a shirt,
but she's being bashful. Shirt suck a relax. On the
(47:37):
second text, I was like, Okay, thanks to you, and
you should be dating a middle child if you're a
middle child. Have you ever dated a middle child?
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Victoria? No, Well I haven't been at any Let me
you start dating child the youngest child.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
They say youngest children have a reputation for being the
wild ones and have been and given the most free
reign by now experienced parents. I don't say free reign.
I feel like youngest children parents have kind of given
up at that point. They're like, we're ty. Yeah, they're
just like, you're on your own kid, I'm tired.
Speaker 6 (48:13):
But that's so annoying because they're so hard on every
other kid and then becomes the youngest and they're the
golden boy and they're like, you.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Can do whatever you want, sweetheart. It's like, why did
they get that?
Speaker 5 (48:22):
This kind of makes sense, is why older ones kind
of go for younger ones, because it's like the younger
ones need the direction and then make sense, you need.
Speaker 2 (48:29):
To play, So now that totally makes sense.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
It says the younger children might also develop a rebellious
streak and strive to differentiate themselves from their older siblings,
and they bring a lot of spontaneity and adventure to relationships.
And I have never dated a youngest child ever. Really yeah,
I've only dated like the oldest sibling and those did
not go well. We did not, I mentionin he long
(48:54):
They definitely don't texting for one six one? Did that
describe you?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
It's time for ninas. What's trending breaking this morning? Looks
like VP Kamala Harris has chosen her running mate.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
No, he's our what do you call it, political expert
Ish Brady. Oh, yeah he is, but it is Minnesota
Governor Tim Walt. Oh, thank god she has chosen as
her running mate. And we'll and we'll leave it there. Also,
the primaries are today here locally, so if you're voting,
just remember today is the day to do that if
you have not already. Okay, yesterday we were talking about
(49:29):
the Olympics and the French pole vaulter Anthony m ROADI
I'm a ready whatever however you pronounce it. Anthony has
now become So Anthony has become famous because he may
have missed out on a medal due to his.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Birth gift. A right, that's one way to put it.
Speaker 5 (49:51):
I mean, I don't know, bulge sounds so whatever gifts
sounds a little bit more poetic. So anyway, now we
said I called this yesterday. Everybody probably did too, but
I really felt it in my bones. I was like,
he didn't he didn't lose. Maybe he lost a metal,
but he didn't lose. He's about to come up so.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Hard on this and now, oh my god, my bad,
my bad.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
But also what he got a two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars offer from a porn site.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yes he did. Probably no, no, probably a very nice
young man who just wants to pull vault.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
So the adult site Cam Soda has offered him this
money to do a sixty minute webcam show where he
exposes his pole vault.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
To the come on, take a minute webcam show.
Speaker 7 (50:40):
Waave him alone, Wait until he's not even an athlete anymore,
and then he'll do these things right, because.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
Then you don't want that to like tarnish in.
Speaker 5 (50:47):
But I'm just saying two hundred fifty thousand dollars for
one hour, Like, I don't know if you feel like
I would consider that.
Speaker 7 (50:54):
Of course, what I means better than the twenty five
dollars an hour than my people are trying to get.
Speaker 5 (51:01):
Anyway, the Olympics are coming up with all kinds of
exciting storylines, the best being that we're getting all the
metals and the women are crushing. Yeah, yeah, we'd love
to see it. That's what's trying to.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Tell Jeubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey you have
a dirty little secret.
Speaker 18 (51:19):
Uh yeah I do, what is it?
Speaker 14 (51:22):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (51:23):
So I really just absolutely despise my partner's mustache.
Speaker 15 (51:30):
Okay, like I am twenty.
Speaker 9 (51:33):
Five percent less attracted to him.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh, quantified. That's a lot though, So do you do
tell him to just get rid of it?
Speaker 18 (51:42):
Well, he's kind of the person that would like do
the opposite.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Even more, he asked them to get rid of it.
Speaker 9 (51:50):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
Does he ever sleep?
Speaker 9 (51:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (51:54):
You know, I have very much thought about it. I
have thought about just getting out those.
Speaker 9 (52:00):
Racer but no, no, he's kind of a light sleeper,
so I'm not really sure how that would work.
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Could you a matag drill is a thing?
Speaker 5 (52:13):
Make them pass and then call us back and tell
us that's your dirty little secret.
Speaker 17 (52:19):
He doesn't know it was me.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
How thank you for telling us your dirty little secret?
Speaker 14 (52:25):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Hello, hello, hey you have a dirty little secret. Yes,
I knew what is it?
Speaker 13 (52:33):
Well?
Speaker 9 (52:34):
I was.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Living up north.
Speaker 4 (52:37):
I actually was teaching kindergarten by day and a mail
stripper by night.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Awesome? Did you ever confuse the two jobs? That'd be bad?
But I was running off consumes. I buy how long
were like your nights?
Speaker 12 (52:56):
Like?
Speaker 2 (52:56):
How long would you?
Speaker 4 (52:58):
I would get off the second job about two thirty
in the morning, wake up at five thirty and.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Oh my gosh, that's a tough schedule. Did you ever
see any of the moms of the kids that you
had in your class there?
Speaker 4 (53:08):
Thankfully no, But I actually had a parent ask me
about one of the clubs one time, and I was like, oh, no,
that's not a good place to go.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
I don't reckon that one. That's funny. Well, thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Absolutely have a
good dayte me too. What's your dirty little scrend
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