Feel Instantly Better in 30 Seconds

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you want to be more attractive? Yeah, The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
And let's face it, the dating world is hard and
sometimes when you're on the dating applications you're swiping, there
are people that make you go, oh goody gum drops,
there are a sexy piece of pumpkin pie. I'm gonna
message them the word high seventy five times and.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Then wait for trool emojis. Do do that.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And then there are other times that you see someone
in instantly like gras Why I'm still going to message
them because I'm lonely, but I'm not going to be
as excited if they message back.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yes they do.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
A survey is going viral of the biggest IX on
dating profiles.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
What is the number one ICK?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
We'll tell you in just a second so you can
see if you need to change your dating profile.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Today is your lucky day. It's the Gebil Show.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
You're about to be ten times sexier because the new
survey was just released of the top dating profile IX. Okay,
what so you can check your dating profile, so if
you need to take these things off of your profile.
Before we get to the IX though, what are the
most positive things to have on your dating profile? Having
a pet in at least one photo. Sixty five percent

(01:12):
of people say that's a dating plus. It is, especially
when it's your own pet.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
But yeah, I wonder where the percentage is.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
There's probably a high percentage of people with not their pet,
especially dudes. Yes, a good sense of humor yeah, is
the number one positive thing that somebody can have on
their dating profile.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's not even so much in pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's also like in the profile, like where you say
something kind of like cutesy but also not too out there.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
You like funny, but don't be too like.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's hard to tell if somebody has actual good sense
of humor though, based on their dating profile. Right, so
many people do also say I'm funny. Yeah, you know,
I like to hike and I'm funny. I like a
good sense of humor, yeah, you don't know. Showing off
your hobbies are interests is another top thing that you
should have on your dating profile.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hobbies are interests.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I mean, it depends on what hobby. Come on, I'm
trying to think about the ones that I always see.
It's like usually some kind of hike yea, or like
a boat pick a boat? Pick yeah? Or oh it's
like also like the october Fest pictures, like where all
the dudes are out there and they're like being funny
by like founding beers.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, I enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You're the top pix that you can have on your
dating profile, though the things that you should not have
on your dating profile you want to be successful on
the dating apps?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Wait, really quick, is the fish pick still on there?
The fish pick? Uh? I? Which what's the fish pick?
So for a while, it was like when you go fishing.
There were all of these pictures of guys holding up
their fish. What to me, it was like, okay, ruler,
look out my fishes to get rid of these fish picks.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Guys, are you looking for dating app? I was looking
for the fish. I just said that.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I happened to notice that the fishing picks were in
every single.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Profile dot com. And you know what I'm talking about.
When you swipe on the what are the topics on
your dating profile? Poor grammar or spelling? Sixty percent of
people say that's an instant turn off person.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
But what if they're like abbreviating just well, I don't
know why are you doing that? You're that's not a
text message, it's a. Essentially, it's like a resume, So
why wouldn't you just put your best foot forward and
show the world that you know.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
How to spell. I mean you have time to type
it in spell chat.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You can put it in word if you want to
and see if anything's underlining your red and then fix
it and then put it in your dating profile.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
And also chat GPT can make it sound better.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
If you're putting weird abbreviations, and that tells that person immediately.
This person's not going to take any of this serious.
They're pretty lazy.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
That was it me. They're kind of lazy, yeah, and
treat you as such victorious.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
You know what, guys mind you have abbreviations and now.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
We're Another thing that they say, is it in a
dating profile? A general lack of effort. If it looks
like you didn't try very hard on your dating profile,
that's that's relative.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
How do you know? Yeah, how do you know what?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
What if it took that person nine hours to find
that photo?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I can actually tell because you can't tell because when
I was actually on the dating apps, my profile was
very loosely filled out, So like you can just not
fill stuff out and just put pictures and so if
you do that, then you're just trying to bank on
your personality and photos.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And not saying anything.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Being too materialistic is another topic on dating profile.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So multiple photos of you with your car is not
a good I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Like those because it's just you in your car.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm like, homie, if you want a relationship with your car,
just get out that app.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Like those lavish trips where they've got on their loafers
and they're smoking a cigar with like some fancy jack
in their hand in Dubai.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't see any of they.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Clearly we're on different apps.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Are insane?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Another dudes on legs which fish? And then guys pretending
to be in Dubai?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
What are you guys?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
She's got a minimum income few hundred thousand dollars a year.
The only people that can afford to have the time
to go fish and go to Dubai.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Another thing that they say is a topic on dating profiles,
heavily filtered photos.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Don't try to make yourself look too good. They say, Yeah,
isn't that an ach everywhere?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Now?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I think, just stop with the filters, no more filters.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I think so that this I think one of my
guy friends, he's very actively out there dating, and so
he's on these apps and he just always comes back
from his dates and he's so frustrated because he's less
like another one didn't look like her profile, right, So
I think I think us women are a little bit
more guilty of that.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
But when women know the angles too, yes, we know.
It's like guys are.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Guys are horrible at taking selfies?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (05:54):
True.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Anytime I try to take a selfie it is really frustrating.
Or a mirror picture, I'm like, how do you hold
the phone so the phone's not covering your face or
half of your face?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's really not hard, but I get it. It's so
hard for me to make it. Make it fun.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
It man, I tried, but then the phone. I'm like,
I'm doing some fun with my face here, but all
you see is the phone.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Though.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Guys just don't know how to take selfies very well,
but women know all the angles so they can look
completely different.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
When you guys should do a course on lying. It's
not lying, that's just knowing your best angles. That's self awareness.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
We or you know, dinner, you're like, hold on, only
look at me like.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
This or It's like if you if you're out and
you meet a woman, like in a club or something
like that. Right, there's makeup, then there's like huge heels
to make them tall, all kinds of stuff, and then
you know the things that suck in and push up
and you wake up the next morning you're like, Jim,
you looked.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So different last night, dude.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, Also, your eyebrows are on my pillow, Hey, Angela, Yeah,
what's what's the dating inch of yours?

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Oh gosh, Well, I've got a story for you. I
was recently dumped because I wasn't and I quote, classy
enough for him.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Classy enough.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah yeah, and it's I mean, yeah, I wasn't raised
rich or anything like that, but like I'm polite and
I used manners and I've had to work for everything
I have.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
But I mean, I was dating with guy for almost
a year.

Speaker 8 (07:41):
Okay, that's a long time at least for me. And
I was about to meet his parents and I was
so excited and he's like, yeah, you know what, just
before we meet them, why don't we do this etiquette
class together? Actually okay, we went together. At first, I

(08:04):
was like, oh, is he serious? And it turned out
he was, and he paid for it, thankfully.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
But it was a long day. It was like almost
four hours.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Four hours of an etiquette class before you met his parents.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay, so that's definitelynck. But what are you learning about
different forks and spoons?

Speaker 8 (08:24):
Yes, exactly, with sports, for salad, which is for entree
with spoon is dessert.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Let's that's really cool. No it's not.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
So you had to learn all that valid on the outside.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Before meeting his parents.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Interesting.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Yeah, I mean there were work books, there was a
quiz halfway through.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
It was it was tense.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
I was so zogged afterwards, I'm like, okay, and I'm thinking,
what kind of what kind of parents are they? Was
his idea?

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Their idea? I don't know, but I really liked him,
So I did it? You think so?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
And everybody dumped you.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
Well, yes, So we're walking out of the class together.
We're so tired. I was, at least, and he's like, okay,
he's all hides up in the car after he goes. Okay,
so what were the top ten things you learn? Like,
oh my gosh, are we still in the class? You know? So,
I mean I rattle off like the ten things that
I guess I remembered all the way home. And so

(09:29):
we get into his apartment and I could tell he
was kind of like thinking a lot about what I
had said, you know, my top ten things that my takeaways.
And he sat me down and he looked all serious
and he's like.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
You know, I just don't think this is gonna work out.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
And I was like, I'm what, You're dumping me after
we took this ridiculous class together.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, that sucks. That's also ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, he dumped you because he didn't know.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
It's like the top ten things to the etiquette class.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, at least you have an etique class under your belt.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Now, well, now you don't put that on your dating profile,
so you won't be picked out.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Now you're classy. Don't put the whole story on there. Yeah,
I would just say God dumped after an etiquette class.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I would just say a certificate of passing an etiquee.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, somebody's gonna read that long of a book. Yeah,
you sharing number one.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
The number one ick on a dating profile, though, is
negativity or bitterness.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Funny coming after negative? The number one inck on your
dating It's another Jewbile phone frame morning on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Hello, Hi, this is PDS. I'm the assistant to the
president of the homeowners Association. I was looking for Nicole,
who was a resident at three four to three Street.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Miss is she?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hello Nicole? I guess you know i'm calling.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
No, I don't use vide you from the homeowners Association.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yes, I am Pete Eakin's assistant to the president of
the homeowners Association. And I'm surprised that you don't know
why I'm calling. We need to speak about your door.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
What about my door?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Well, it looks like somebody did a little painting without
checking with us, didn't they. And when I say somebody,
I mean you.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yes, we painted our door.

Speaker 11 (11:37):
Hm.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
So I want to let you know I did a
little inspecting and well, two things. One is the assistant
to the president of the homeowners Association. We frown upon
people painting or making changes to the exterior of their
home without written authorization, and you didn't receive that. Second note,
your door is not Kelly and Day, is it.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
The only approved color for our doors in this neighborhood
is Benjamin Moore Kliente, a gorgeous sumptuous shade of red,
one of my favorites actually, and I'll have you know
before you tell me that it is caliente. I went
ahead and I took some paint chips from the door,
and I took it down to the paint center and
I had it matched up, and it is definitely not
Benjamin Wir caliente.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
It's rapture.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Why are you getting over the shade of red?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Well, because we have u homeowners association for a reason,
don't we. We like consistency in the neighborhood. And our
doors in this neighborhood are painted caliente, except for yours,
which is painted in a different shade of red. So
I will be issuing a fine which you will receive
in your mailbox in just a few days.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
No, yes, no, you don't need to do that. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
No, I will be issuing the fine because you see that.
I don't know if I have to explain this again.
You painted your door on your house. Okay, we have
a homeowners association for a reason, because in this neighborhood
we like consistency. Our doors should be painted Benjamin Moore
caliente shade of red.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
And you chose Benjamin More.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Rupture, which is a slightly cool red. We need Caliente
doors in this neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Hullo, Kelly, And this is this is insane. You are
not fighting me. How much are you going to find me.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
For fifteen hundred dollars? And you have a week to
paint the door of the correct color. You're also we
need to speak about the party this weekend that you're
planning on throwing. Yeah, I heard about that through the grapevine.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
For my daughter.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
What did you hear?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I heard you ordered a bouncy house and invited a
bunch of neighbors and that also was not approved by
the homeowners association.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I'm not going to check with the homeowners association before
I have a birthday party for my kid.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Okay, h.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Mm hmm, okay, Well, I can see you're frustrated, and
you wouldn't be if you would, you know, adhere to
the rules of the homeowner association.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
But what is the theme of the child's party?

Speaker 11 (13:59):
Give me?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Are you going to tell me something's wrong with that too?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Well, it depends on which character it is.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Because we only have three approved characters from Disney that
can be theme of a child's party in this neighborhood.
So you wanted to go ahead and tell me that
you are Oh my gosh you Okay, well, then I'm
going to go ahead and issue another citation and also
levy a fine for the party that was unapproved. And
I still don't know which character it is. And it
has a bouncy house we don't allow on the neighborhood anyway,

(14:26):
and it's going to be the front or back line
I don't know, so I'm going to have to keep
issuing some fines on that. And then also, uh, the
fact that you just swore at me. And I don't
know if you know this or not, but I am
the assistant to the president of the homeowners association here
in this neighborhood, and it.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Would be wise.

Speaker 12 (14:39):
Oh rack it up, Rack it up.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, that's twice.

Speaker 13 (14:42):
Now, Oh, you.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Think you're so high and mighty, You think you can
just go and find different people you are a little
bit and you can take your little bag full of citations.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
And stick it.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually double from the Jebel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband's say you up one
it's a joke. Your husband says that you guys hate
your Homeowner's Association and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
I'm not getting fined.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
No, and your door is fine, whatever color it is,
if it's caliente or not.

Speaker 13 (15:14):
Oh my goodness, I can't believe I just went off
on the homeowner Association.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Gosh.

Speaker 13 (15:22):
I actually thought they were that terrible.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks time Bernina's
what's trending.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Doctors around the world are sounding an alarm right now
because of a TikTok trend that is leaving kids burned bad.
So there's this type of snack that you can get
in Asia where it's called I'm probably pronouncing it wrong,
but it looks like tang tanglu. So what it is
is like a scare of fruit that's dipped in molten candy.

(15:52):
So when it comes out, it's nice and shiny and
like you take a bite of a grape, but it's
like crunchy and all that. But in order for you
to get the molten candy, you have to melt it
at about three hundred degrees, which is more than boiling.
And so what's happening are a lot of kids are
sticking them in the microwave, and when it comes out,
because it's sticky, if it touches your skin, it stays
on your house. So now it's on your skin. So

(16:12):
these doctors around the world are trying to get the
message out because if it stays there, they've already had
to do multiple skin grafts to children that are trying
to do this TikTok trend.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Leave to TikTok.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
So, I mean, some of these trends are extremely dangerous.
They're beautiful little skewers, and they're probably very tasty, but
I don't know unless you have like the actual little
pan that you're supposed to make that molten candy in,
I don't know you should.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Be doing it in a microwave. We teach people like,
that's hot, don't touch it. When I was a kid,
I touched the stove once. I don't touch hot things anymore. Yeah,
that's interesting, Brad, but I don't think it. But you're
not used to getting something out of the microwave that's
going to burn you that hot you have you never
put anything in a microwave. Sure, I burn myself on
a hot pocket, but exactly.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Different when I was it almost burned my room down
with icoproble alcohol, and then I learned to be more
careful with fire.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
From the book and jew Bowl Gang exactly what we're
talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Due, Yeah, speak my car. The carpet in my room
was all like, you know, like melted from being and
my mom would walk.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Into my rooms. I was like a spilled milk, what
crusty or something. I don't know. I didn't almost burn
my room down on purpose. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I put isoproble alcohol in a bowl, and then I
want to see what happened when I lit it on fire.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
And threw things at it?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Why Why would you want to know that?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I was just curious? How would you not go outside?
It happens?

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Is the alcohol is on fire, did you throw it
at the bowl and then stuff splashes everywhere? And then
the bowl tips over and your carpet starts to catch
on fire. And then sometimes it gets on the blinds too.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
You know what I just learned about this story? It
was so interesting. People don't change. She still has throwers,
It's true.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Dude, Piro much.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Okay, Well, speaking of trends, this one isn't painful. This
one is irritating, according to a new list of the
most irritating trends of twenty twenty four. Because that's starting
already in August. But anyway, it's TSA trays that are staged.
Apparently there's a place for influencers to make their way
through TSA lines and when they get to those little
tray you got to put your stuff in, they make

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it look all pretty and it's athetic you're time to
aesthetically place all of their things so they can get
a cute shot of the yes security stuff going through.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh wait, really, that's actually hilarious.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
I have for that.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
All I'm trying to do is get through that line.
That's why I got TSA pre and we out. Listen.
The aesthetic thing is over. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 9 (18:47):
Do what I do.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Turn your camera on your phone on, put it in
the tray, run it through security. Coolest video you ever get. Yeah,
that's yeah, Next time you travel, do it.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's fun. Okay, that is.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
There's some things that don't need to be lavish. Right
you're traveling. Everybody knows what traveling looks like. They're not like, wow,
look at they're so special like the other TSA beIN
is like so perfect.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Okay, last night it wasn't the TSA Ben.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
But there is this girl that posted last night on
her story and she was saying first class with all
of her stuff, and her caption was, I'm not like
the other girls.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Yes you are, Oh my gosh, yes you are, yes
upgrade just like the rest. You're so just like the
other side.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
And you put all your stuff out so everyone can
see your material things.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
They're just like the Wadia And that's what's trying to
It's time.

Speaker 14 (19:38):
To Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show and
only on the New Hits one oh six point one.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Meghan is on the phone today for to Catch Cheater
and she thinks that her husband Sam of five years
might be cheating. So in a few minutes, we're gonna
see if we can catch him if he is. Hopefully
he's not. But Megan was going on, why do you
think he's cheating?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yeah, so, like you.

Speaker 13 (19:58):
Said, we've been married for five years and like he
have a good marriage.

Speaker 11 (20:01):
And I feel like he's still dotes on me and
like tries to, you know, say that he loves me
most days and we try and you know, spend time
together every night and watch like a show or something.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
To check in.

Speaker 11 (20:16):
But I just I don't know, Like I just I
feel like I missed the days when we could just
do anything we wanted or we weren't so busy with work,
and I just feel like maybe he's not missing that
and looking for something better. And the thing that's like
kind of different is he's just been like working constantly lately.
And a thing about my husband is.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
That he just like hates his phone. He hates dealing
with his phone, and he's like not a big texterer.
He barely texts me and we're married, and.

Speaker 11 (20:48):
You know, he's never been one to like scroll endlessly,
but just recently, he has constantly been on his phone,
texting like for hours, and again he is never on
his phone, so it's just like a huge shift, like
I can't.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Prye the phone from him. And yeah, so I like
I keep asking him, like who is he talking to?
And his answer is just always just like someone some
work or it's about work.

Speaker 11 (21:16):
And at this point, you know, I'm like I've asked
him several times, so I can understand why he might
be annoyed, but I just like really don't understand the
shift and you know, at one point and like this
is where like I just.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Feel like queasy thinking about it.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
But I looked over and he was texting someone named Luna,
and I was kind of like, who's that?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
And he just like kept insisting that it was a
girl from work and it's you know, just about some
projects they're working on. But he's it's odd, like he
never worked on things that way, and I feel really
guilty about it. But I did try and snoop on
his phone and he has a passcode on there now,
which he's never had before, and I like, I didn't

(22:01):
even know he knew how to make a pass code,
so I want to believe him, but I just I
don't know. It's like he makes this little smirk when he's.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
Texting sometime that he doesn't realize what he's doing, and
it just like really is making me specond guess everything.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, that's kind of shit. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
From not having a pass code to having one. I mean, okay,
so Devil's advocate, Like, do you know about what he's
working on it work? Does it all of a sudden
require endless amounts of effort?

Speaker 13 (22:30):
Not really?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
And that's why I'm like, Okay, I don't really understand.
He's like again, I like asked him a.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
Lot about it, and he's stressed out and he's just
kind of like I don't want to like talk about
it right now.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
So that is kind of a red flag right now
for me.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, is there anybody that you think that you would
suspect at all? This Luna girl?

Speaker 13 (22:51):
Maybe this yeah person from work, But otherwise it's like
I mean, like I said, like he otherwise he you know,
he like makes an effort to tell me he loves
me and like spend time.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
With me in the evening, but like it's just this
other behavior that is so strange and unlike him.

Speaker 13 (23:08):
So I don't know, it's not her. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Okay, Well, you already told us what a grocery store
you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play
a song come back, and then we'll call and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he believes that first of all, and
if he sends those flowers to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,

(23:34):
play a song, come back, and then call him and
get you to catch a Cheater next. If you're just
joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater. Megan is
on the phone and she thinks that her husband Sam
of five years might be cheating. So in a second,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card
member who gets the gift of free flowers delivered from

(23:55):
our floral department, absolutely free, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to his wife, Meghan or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Megan, why do you catch
everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (24:06):
So, my husband usually is not a big phone guy,
and it's just been very recently that he's sort of
been glued to his phone and he's been constantly texting.

Speaker 13 (24:16):
And he says that it's for work.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
All the time.

Speaker 11 (24:21):
And I asked him, I've been asking him a lot,
like what's it about. He's very cagey about it. And
I looked over and he was texting someone named Luna,
who I don't know, and he said that it was
just someone from work and they've been talking about a
work project and it's just a big shift and unlike

(24:42):
him and.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
I don't feel good about it. But I did try
and snoop and he.

Speaker 9 (24:47):
Put a password on his phone, which I he didn't
have before, and I was sort of shocked that he
knew how to even so like not into the phone usually.

Speaker 13 (24:58):
Yeah, so that's kind of why I'm a little suspicious and.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Just kind of want to get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Corble calling
from I was looking for our rewards card member named Sam.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
Yeah, this is Sam Sam.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations. Here this month's
big winner.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Okay, I'm confused.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Every single month we choose one Awards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
No, I did not know that. That's awesome and.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
A card to be delivered to anybody that you want.

Speaker 15 (25:47):
That's that's so cool.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I can take the.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Information down in a matter of minutes over the phone.
If you don't know who you want to send them
to right now, I can call you back. I can
set up a time to do that now, it's fine.
First I would just need to first and last name
of the person you'd like to send the flowers to. Megan, Okay,
anything you want to put on a card there?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Is that your wife?

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I know it's the last name.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
How long you guys been married? That's cute.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Five years? Yeah, she's awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Five years. That's a long time.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Yeah, she's pretty, she's pretty. Love this, this is awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
You ever think of jumping ship ever after that long?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:27):
No?

Speaker 11 (26:28):
Never?

Speaker 6 (26:28):
And can we just do the flower thing?

Speaker 11 (26:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Actually we can't because this is actually the Jewbill Show.
It's a radio show. My name's Jewbel.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Hi am Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
What we do a segment on our show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you suspect your significant other
might be fooling around, we can see who they send
flowers to and if they send them to somebody else,
then it's a way of telling.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
And your wife, Megan is actually on the phone.

Speaker 13 (26:53):
What Hiorry alright, what.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Is going on?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
I don't get it. But you think I'm cheating on you?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Well, I just feel like you've been texting so much constantly.
You're like you usually don't even use your phone and
I try to unlock it, and you added a pastcode,
and it's like every time you're on your phone, you're
like smirking when you're texting that woman Luna from work
or whatever. And I also feel like we just like

(27:25):
haven't really been connecting or like you barely like wanted
to touch me recently, and I just I don't know,
like I was afraid that you had become bored with
our relationship or with me, like have you Can we
talk about this in private?

Speaker 6 (27:41):
I don't know if we want to get into this
on the radio.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
I mean, honestly, I deserve an answer. Yeah, how you do?

Speaker 12 (27:50):
You do?

Speaker 6 (27:51):
I agree? But can we this is embarrassing?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Can we not do this?

Speaker 8 (27:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I mean I want to know what's going on. It's like,
if it's not cheating, I don't know what else I'm
supposed to believe. Everything is pointing to that.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Okay, well, you are right, we haven't been on the
same page.

Speaker 13 (28:08):
Lately.

Speaker 15 (28:09):
You know, I've been working like crazy, You've been working
like crazy. We barely see each other. I have like
no energy at the end of the when I get home,
and then the last thing I want to do is
bore you with my.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Day again, you know.

Speaker 15 (28:22):
And this just keeps happening, day after day after day.
I feel like I don't have any control over my life.
And I missed when we could just have fun, you know,
and we just I can't remember the last time we
just went bowling or mini golf or anything done like that,
you know, just fun, and uh yeah, I just feel
like everything was pre planned and.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I love you, but.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Oh boy, the Luna Luna.

Speaker 15 (28:49):
Is Luna is an AI bought new It's a new
AI thing. My coworkers told me about it. It's she's
not real.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
She's like, it's you. Just you hat with them and
talk to.

Speaker 15 (29:02):
Them and you can tell them your problems and it's like.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
A very sophisticated AI.

Speaker 15 (29:07):
It's very embarrassing, and I hate that I am doing it,
but I just needed someone to talk to and I've
been stressed out and I don't I don't my friends,
I mean, have friends anymore. They all have kids, and
they're all busy, and I just I just feel completely
lost right now. So I thought maybe this is something
I could fix on my own without having to, you know,

(29:28):
get any help or anything. And so and it's kind
of a cool thing.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
It's like I can vent, I don't have to bore
her with work. I ask questions.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
I'm sorry that you're feeling that way. But is Ai
Luna more of like an AI therapist or like an
AI girlfriend more like a therapist?

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Honestly, I mean, I don't know. It's the I guess you.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Could say me, I don't understand why I rather talk
to her like you're choosing a robot over me.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Yeah, you say it like that. It's yeah, it's very embarrassing.
But I I'm struggling, and I, you know, would never
cheat on you. I can't believe you like that. It
just but I get it.

Speaker 15 (30:07):
Yeah, Luna, it sounds like I don't know what what
I want to work things out like and figure figure
things out with us, you know.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yeah, No, I understand. I understand, and like, I'm glad
that you're honest about this, and I feel like we
can obviously work through this. And I'm sorry that you're
feeling this way, like that you feel like you don't
have anyone to talk to you but a fake robots
so dumb.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
I get it when you say it, when you say
it out loud, I don't know. It's just I got
in over my head with it.

Speaker 15 (30:41):
I was just like, this will work, and now it's
it feels when I say it out loud, it sounds
really ridiculous.

Speaker 13 (30:47):
But I think, so you need to say by to Lina.
I think probably, yeah, you occupied she's a little bit
of a tramp.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
At least you know he's not cheating. But yeah, Meghan,
do you mind hearing about the stuff that Sam wants
to talk about?

Speaker 12 (31:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I mean I.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Could save you for my boring, boring them stories.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I want to be connected to you, though. I think
like we needed to talk to work about like taking
some like a week off and just like doing something together.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Because Meghan, are you bored? Are you bored by his stories?
Or does Sam just feel like he's boring you with them?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I am not bored by his stories. He just feels
that way, and I want to be there.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
For all of it, you know, I think that happens
a lot if somebody cares about you. They want to
be involved in what's going on in your life. But
sometimes since it's your life at work, Sam, it can
seem boring talk to you, but it might be interesting
to Megan, and I'm sure she wants to be there
for you.

Speaker 13 (31:50):
Yeah, this is so easy.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
I thought this would be way more difficult figuring this out.
And thank you for being understanding.

Speaker 13 (31:58):
English is just like take a somewhere.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yes, absolutely, I'll take time.

Speaker 15 (32:03):
You need to take time off work anyway, Let's let's
try to find that sparking because they know it's.

Speaker 13 (32:08):
There, you know, Yeah, definitely, let's do it. Okay, maybe
you can ask Luna where she thinks would be a
nice place.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Probably not.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
The Jubile shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Got room for one more if you still want to
go to ask but where did you find that some
kid back in town traded the.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Van for it?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any elmer,
you go and do something like.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
This and totally reveal yourself.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
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(33:49):
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Speaker 4 (34:05):
I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 14 (34:26):
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Speaker 1 (34:27):
You versus Victoria is coming up next.

Speaker 14 (34:29):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
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Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
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Speaker 1 (34:52):
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Speaker 4 (34:54):
Good morning? I'm doing well. How are you great?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Great?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
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chances versus Victoria today?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
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Speaker 4 (35:03):
Haven't had coffee yet, but we'll see if.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
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Speaker 4 (35:07):
But first, Trivia, I only just woke up.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
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Speaker 9 (35:18):
Collar.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
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If you don't know when, just say pass and Victoria

(35:40):
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I'm ready.

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Speaker 3 (35:51):
Three? Tom A Swift's electric rifle is better known as
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Speaker 1 (36:00):
In one PM?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
In uh no idea passed special.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Glands around the eye sockets allow sea penguins to drink what? What?

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Yeah, salt water?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
What is the most common last name in the United States? Johnson?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Got that in three?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Victoria back into the studio, and while she's while she's
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to know today?

Speaker 8 (36:29):
I have a seven week old newborn at home, so
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Speaker 2 (36:40):
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She just woke me up all night.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
Go?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
How many bones do we have in an ear?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
In an ear? Five three three? Tom Swift's electric rifle
is better known as a what.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
Huh uh.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Have a gun?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Right?

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I don't like that? What does PM stand for? In
one PM? Post?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Peter?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Special glands around the eye sockets allow sea penguins to
drink what?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
I don't like the what is the most common last
name in the United States?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Smith?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I don't know. Kind of got that in on time.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Producer Brad Kira got too correct in some miraculous events.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Victoria also got to correct. Oh she got to that
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Speaker 1 (38:04):
Our ears have three bones?

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (38:06):
What tom A Swift's electric rifle is better known as
a taser. PM stands for post Meridium Special glands around
the eye sockets allow ce penguins to drink salt water.
Like very impressed that you knew that answer. By the way,
the most common last name in the United States is Smith.

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Speaker 2 (38:41):
Charlotte is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Henry.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if he tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
But first, Charlotte, how long has it beens as you
heard from Henry?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
It's been a couple of weeks since I've heard from him,
which is weird because we were friends before this and
we just only texted now and again. So I'm just
a little thrown. I'm curious and maybe a little hurt too.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
So, yeah, understandably, especially since you guys knew each other before. Yeah,
what was your last interaction with him?

Speaker 7 (39:16):
Like?

Speaker 4 (39:17):
So, I actually planned on this whole day of events
because it was kind of our first actual date because
we've been friends for a long time and I've been
I kind of crush on him for kind of a while,
and so I planned this day of dates. It wasn't
too intense, but it was, you know, a bunch of
different stuff. We went on a mini hike and then

(39:39):
we got brunch at this place that I know both
of us like, and then we recovered from brunch separately,
we kind of slid up for a while and then
we met up for a concert in the park. So
and you know, it was fun. I feel like we
both had a really good time. So I just don't
know what's going on.

Speaker 16 (39:57):
I mean, we didn't look at the end, like we
didn't kiss or anything, So I don't know if I'm
supposed to read into that, but nothing bad happened, and
so I just don't understand why I haven't heard from
him at all.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, So, when you guys decided to go on a date,
was he also understanding that it was not a friend
hangout and that it was a date. Did you guys
have that conversation where like, oh, let's explore taking this
to another level.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
I mean, we didn't like have that conversation, but I
think it was pretty clear based on, you know, the
way we were talking about it. And we've now hung
out just the two of us that like for a
whole day like that. I mean we have hung out
the two of us, but not very often over the
past several years. I mean, definitely not at this level,

(40:42):
you know, I think, and he didn't ask. I think
it was clear for both of us, you know. I
mean that's what it feels like. I've had a crush
on him, and I feel like probably he could tell
at this point, you know, and so it just seemed
like we both knew and we both went out and
we had a good time. I really I really wanted

(41:03):
to work with him because I've just had feelings for
him for a while and he's just kind of a
special person to me.

Speaker 16 (41:11):
You know, he makes me laugh and he's he makes
me feel safe and stuff, but also he's like guys guy,
you know, so I feel it's just a.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Good balance and we get along really well.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You really like him, I really like him.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, Like how many times you text him or try
calling him?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Well, I texted I try to go overdo it. You know.
I've texted him a couple times over the past couple
of weeks. But we used to text. I mean before
this day, we would text pretty regularly, like at least
two or three days a week. You know, we're I
mean we've been in contact, you know, we're friends, and

(41:52):
we watched on the same shows and stuff that we
talked about that. But I just haven't heard from him,
and like it's been it's been over to weeks now,
so I just feel like it's not normal, and I
just don't know what happened. I mean, maybe, look, I
don't know if I messed up. I guess after brunch
like I had, I had a few mimosas, and I

(42:13):
didn't think I was acting weird or anything. And I
just know that when I got to the park for
the concert, you know, for to get some drinks before
the show, like he seemed maybe a little annoyed because
I was I was late. I wasn't that late, but
I was a little late. But I asked him if
he was annoyed, and he said no, he was just
tired because we had already had like a whole day,

(42:35):
you know. So I don't know if it was that.
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Okay, well, we'll try to figure out for you to
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if Hotels why is ghosting you?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And maybe get to another date.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Okay, okay, thanks, all right, we'll play a song, come back,
and get your first date follow up next if you're
just joining us for today's first date follow up. Charlotte
is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a
guy named Henry. So in a second, we're going to
call him and see if fil tell us why is Ghostinger?
Before we do that, Charlotte, why don't you refresh our
memory on your date with Henry.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah. So, Henry and I have been friends for a
while for a few years, and we definitely texted regularly
over time, and we finally took it to the next
level and went on a date. But it was kind
of a whole day of stuff. Hi can brunch in
the show, but I haven't heard from him since then.
It's been over two weeks, and that's weird because we

(43:23):
usually do text during the week, so I don't know
if something happened, but I'm feeling nervous about it, and
I just want to find out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
You can't think of a reason why he'd be ghosting you, No,
I mean, like I said, I.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Was a little bit late for the concert. But I
even asked him if he said it was an issue,
and he said no, he wasn't annoyed about it. So
that's kind of the only thing I can think of.

Speaker 17 (43:47):
Really, Well, you're ready for us to call him, Yeah,
I guess, So, Okay, here we go, Hi, I speak

(44:11):
to Henry.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Please.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yeah, this is Henry.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
How are you? My name is Jebel. I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Hi, Henry, I'm Nina also on the show.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I'm Victoria. How are you?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Do you listen to the show at all?

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
No worries.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
We're calling you because somebody you know does listen to
the show and they email us about you.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
We do a segment called the first eight follow Up.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to ask you why you're ghosting them?

Speaker 6 (44:44):
Really, okay, I have no idea who you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Have you gotten any dates recently?

Speaker 13 (44:52):
Well on a personal but yes?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Was it Kelly by Champ?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
No, it's not Kelly.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Okay, got.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
No keep me tell you anybody else?

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (45:09):
I mean that's really kind of it.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
I honestly don't know. Yeah, please tell me you.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Didn't go to brunch or like a show with somebody.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Okay, yeah, but you mean Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yes, Charlotte emailed us and she wants to know why
your ghost somewhere.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Okay, I don't think I'm going sing. I had no
idea that was even a date, Like what, because we're friends.
I've known her for years.

Speaker 13 (45:33):
That was not a date?

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Was it.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Was?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
She thought you were able to tell that she has
had a crush on you for a long time? Wow?

Speaker 12 (45:42):
No, I thought we were just doing like a friend
hanging thing all day, to be honest, like, and we
spent the day which was super fun.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
It was fine. I had no idea she was interested
in me though.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Does that change things for you?

Speaker 15 (45:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
I mean, I she cute.

Speaker 13 (46:00):
I never thought of her like that, like you know.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
What I mean, we never really went went that way.
You know, we had sort of like boundaries and your
friendship boundaries. And like I said, we hung out that day.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Was totally fine. I just thought it was just a
friendly hang. I didn't know she had more like it
was like feelings.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
This is like crazy, Okay.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
She reached out to you though after you guys hung
out that day and you didn't respond to her.

Speaker 13 (46:22):
Yeah, I like most do.

Speaker 12 (46:23):
I mean I caught up at work or like when
friends text you don't get back to right away.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Anything, doesn't know of it okay, okay, well she definitely
thought it was a date, and Henry, she's on the
phone right now and I'll talk to you.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Oh my god, what's go?

Speaker 6 (46:38):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Hey, Okay, this has been very much a roller coaster.
I'm like kind of embarrassed honestly, but also Henry, like, really,
you really didn't know. You really couldn't tell.

Speaker 13 (46:54):
I really couldn't tell. No, Like it was super obvious.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
We didn't get her any thing, so there was no.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Think it's me, but we were flirting now, oh my gosh.
But honestly, like I thought, it's been so obvious recently
that there was no way that that you would have
ever not thought that was a date, Like we haven't
hung out that that much.

Speaker 13 (47:16):
Like I mean, like it sounds like, what.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Do you want him? Should it be a date?

Speaker 6 (47:22):
Should we?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I mean, what do you think? You don't have to
tell me right now? Oh my gosh, you don't have
to tell her right now. I just I have fun
and I don't know.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Well, I mean, oh.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
No, you know, I know this is crazy.

Speaker 13 (47:39):
It's totally crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
I mean, so you're yeah, I.

Speaker 12 (47:42):
Mean, if you want to go out like a real date,
like make it official, like a day.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yes, hell, yeah, I'm into it. You are I mean,
do you want to?

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Not just me? Do you want to? I do want to?

Speaker 12 (47:54):
Yeah, And I feel like an idiot for like not
even realizing.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
This and like super stoked like that. I thought you
were super cute too, but like I never.

Speaker 12 (48:02):
Want to cross that friendship line. And oh my gosh, yeah,
of course, once you cross that friendship.

Speaker 13 (48:07):
Line, someone's on in you, then.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
You look like an idiot and now.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
You're embarrassed in the friendship and you have to call
a radio station to call them.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
I'm so glad.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
This is so cute though, Oh my god, this is crazy.

Speaker 12 (48:18):
Yeah, so yeah, I yes, I'm super excited.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yes, yes, yes, like I'm in totally, totally, totally Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Well I didn't even need to ask, but I have
to because that's what happens in the segment. So, Henry,
would you like to go on another.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Day with Charlotte? Will pay for it?

Speaker 7 (48:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yeah, yes the four Well, congratulations Charlotte, you got another date.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Wow, thank you. This is amazing And maybe I'll need
a copy of this in the future. So I might
ask you to play at.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Your wedding, okay, but not to put pressure on it.
Just a little advice.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Right when you guys get together for that next date,
just kiss right away because it'll take.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Away all the anticipation and all the awkwardness right away.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
I mean it just breaks, you know.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, Jules First Day follow up, We're about to save
your life.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
The Jewble Show.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
The American Heart Association says there's one thing you can
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Speaker 1 (49:16):
Okay, I don't think we should do that.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
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tell you how you can be instantly stress free today.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I'll tell you that in just a second. Do you
want to instantly feel better?

Speaker 8 (49:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
The Jewel Show, Well you're about to because the Heart
Association just said that there's one thing you can do.
It's very easy and also pretty funny. Oh if you
want to feel instantly stress free and release all those
feel good hormones in your body? Oh like those feel
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Speaker 1 (49:44):
Just love them. I just don't know if we should
do that.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Here they say that ranting about something for thirty seconds
a day anything can get you instantly stress free and
relieve all of those negative hormones in your body and
make you feel so good.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I will definitely do that here.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
I believe that calls up eight eight eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
one six one. I'll give you a random topic and
you can rent about it for thirty seconds. Feel better,
and we'll start in the room. Okay, so Nina, you
can go first. Oh yeah, okay, to feel good before
all of you Polka dots. Give us a random Polka
dots for thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Poco dots are so chaotic, like I can't even focus
in one spot, can you. They're just all over the place,
And if they're all the same size, then it starts
to blur together. But if at least they're different sizes,
then maybe you could see why they would be there.
But polka dots are so useless. They make everybody look bigger. Also,
they make walls look like you're on drugs, and it
looks like candy when they're different colors. And then I

(50:39):
just get hungry and I want to eat, so all
defeat the rupts useless little circles.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
That's a nice job, you, Wow. That was impressive. Well done, Nina.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
I didn't know that was coming because that was really
all off off.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
The top of my head in the beginning. It kind
of reminded me of my ADHD. They're all over the place,
and I.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Instantly I feel better just listening to that thirty second
about pokonons, Producer Bred.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
You can go next.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
The American Heart Association says if you rant about something
for thirty seconds a day, it can make you feel
better and lower stress levels. Call us if you want
to rant about something. I'll give you a random topic,
producer Brad. I want you to rent about that guy
over there.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Oh here, you've ben start with that guy over there.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
That guy's always talking so loud. Why do I have
to be involved in his calls? I don't want to
be involved in his calls. I cared he's dating nine
different people right now. It's not my problem.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
Okay, guy, take your guyness over to the bathroom and
talk to other guys.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Who all assume hang me out at the bathroom because
they're live in the di.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I can't stand that.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Guy over there.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I get over there.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I was going to ask you who you were picturing,
but I think I got it. That's part about that
was how red your face got? Ranty about that guy
over there? Also?

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Eight three six one Hello Flora, Hi, how are you guys?
Are you ready to rant for thirty seconds about something?

Speaker 4 (52:15):
I'm I'm so ready to rant?

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Okay, sunglasses go okay.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Here's the thing about sunglasses. They never fit your face right,
your eyelashes, they touch the lens.

Speaker 13 (52:26):
What is the point you have to be rich to
have some glasses?

Speaker 4 (52:28):
What if you have a freaking note like me and.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
They don't look right?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Every every woman with sunglasses right now looks like a bug.

Speaker 16 (52:36):
They're round, They're round, they don't fit.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I don't get it. I don't see the plant.

Speaker 9 (52:40):
Why can't we just wear hat?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Thank Flora? How do you feel better? I feel Do
you feel better?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
I feel bad?

Speaker 8 (52:48):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (52:48):
I feel better?

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Thank you for calling.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Ranting about something for just thirty seconds a day can
mentionally make you feel better. So just giving random talk
for people are rant about?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
All right? Victoria, Oh you're near for this? Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
I want you to rant about being lightweight, caked up,
which is like it's a comment she got from someone
on social media, which I.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Should up getting deleted because her brother threatened. But man,
it's got to drive you right, yeah.

Speaker 10 (53:18):
Okay, Well see the thing is, guys, when you're light
weight kicked up, it's hard. It's like you're not like weight,
You're not kicked up your boath. You like weight and
you're caked up. I have so much cake around me,
some a good geese out fit.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
What do I do?

Speaker 10 (53:26):
I need geans to fit me, but then I also
need geens that don't it because I need to look
cuceuse I'm like, wait, but I also kicked up.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
How do you fix that?

Speaker 8 (53:31):
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
How do I look cute?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
But how do I not look like baggy jeans?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (53:34):
Like, I want my butt to look good, but I
also don't want to look like I'm Torrey baggy clothes
cause I'm more in bagg clothes.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Like that's not always looking cute.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Also, they also the little type, like not too type.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
And then I thought about this.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
To talk so fast, man, is amazing. You have a
future in auctioneering.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
You kicked up, but you don't want to look fad
You do that great cake, great case.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Iran, think about something for just thirty seconds a day
can instantly make you feel better. It calls up eight
eight three four three one six one text in four
one of six one. If there's something you would like
to runt about, I'll give you a random topic and
you can rant about a round about it for thirty
seconds and it'll instantly make you feel better.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
We have to give one to Jewbail. We do have
to give one to Jebil. Okay, I have one. Okay.
Balloons balloons, Yes, balloons are so stupid. Every single time
I see a balloon, I'm like, what are you? Why?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
What is it? What is it? What is it?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Am I supposed to feel happy because there's air in
a been some latex?

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Oh yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Put me in such a great food. There's air late
text over there? Whoa cool? Hey, it's my birthday.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Thanks for the air is late tax. I could get
latex anywhere on my own and air is free. Okay,
what can I do with that for my birthday? What
use does that have around my house?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Can I cook with it?

Speaker 7 (54:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Because it's gonna pop air in late tax? Thank you?
Do you feel better? I do?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I feel a lot better? Actually, Hello, William? Do you
want to ranch about something.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
Yeah, how about dog go for it?

Speaker 18 (55:19):
The dealers with the dogs, everyone's gonna be way too different,
so you don't. You're going to get tackled, if you're
going to get tripped over, if they're gonna pee on you.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
They just got to chill out.

Speaker 18 (55:28):
I get home for a long day at work, and
I got one dog that freaks out and it's trying
to trip me while I'm caring a bunch of heavy
stuff in because they want to get a hug and
they're gonna keep yelling at me while I'm trying to
depression of my long day at work. I get you
want to I want to hug you, to let me
put down all my stuff so I don't trip and
break my.

Speaker 9 (55:44):
Face open.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
About something that loves you too. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
It wants to be a bad thing.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
It could be bad for your health. I'll join in
with you on that. I have a puppy.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
It's a Doberman. And that guy lifted his leg the
other day, lifted his leg to pee, but he did
not he pooped. He lifted his leg like he was peeing,
but did the other thing.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
It's so funny when they say that dogs start to
become like their owners. Every time you tell stories about
your dog, mister p I just am like he's becoming
more and more like jubile.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
It's like the time he peed in his own face.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
He peed in his own face the other day too,
Like he lifted up and he was like excited, and
he's looking around and he was looking between his legs
while he was puting and peeing in his own face.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
His dad, he's peede in his shoe. Yeah, I guess
you learn by example. Time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Have you ever had an awful greedy landlord or maybe
you are an awful greedy landlord, because we just found
one that's worse than you. There is an apartment complex
that build a woman fifteen thousand dollars. This is trending
because the story's so messed up for breaking her lease.
But she broke her lease because she died, what she
was ninety one years old, and so the management was like, yeah, sorry,

(56:59):
you broke your lease. And not only that, they're finding
her extra for having to move out early, Like, so
you broke the lease, you had to move out early,
and they're finding all kinds of money to the family.

Speaker 11 (57:10):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
The family's like, yo, bro, what that was our mom?
We loved her. She's gone, are you crazy?

Speaker 7 (57:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Yeah, Like, oh well, it says in the fine print
that that's just how it is.

Speaker 10 (57:19):
She signed a contracts, not why they have to pay
it or that is it gonna Well.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
The lawyer that is representing the family is like, this
is kind of unheard of. I don't think that there's
really any judge or court that's going to be like, okay,
he compared it to a turn up. He's like, you
can't get blood from a turnup, just like you can't
get money from somebody who's not alive.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Opposing point, she signed a contract, so the money's due
to these people. But the other thing is, you know,
when someone dies, the government charges you taxes for them. Wait,
why that tax Yeah, because they still have to pay taxes.
So it doesn't matter whether you die or not, you
still have to pay taxes. In the famous charge to that,
But nobody's doing in the federal government. I bet you
this landlord's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I think it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
The family has to be on the hook for anybody's debt,
like if your parent or passes away, or anybody that
you're related to.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
You should not be on the hook for their debt. Yeah,
and that's how it is.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
You are, I know you are for your spouse, but
like especially if they leave it to you, they can
leave you their debt, which is gonna be my move.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Oh my god, I'm going to go into so much debt.
Give it to all you guys.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Gavvy are social media produce over They're taking her head, Gabby,
I cannot wait to give you my debt.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
We are not related.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
You cannot do that. You know, you can leave it
whoever you want.

Speaker 10 (58:36):
I know.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
Know the other thing that Jubil would do, because it's
a prank, he would just he would have like a
scavenger hunt and built so all the money to cover
the debt is sitting somewhere, but you have.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
To find it. That would be fun though.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yeah, it's good social content. And then I would be like,
I never found it. It's an envelope in my hands.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Well, speaking of money, there's kind of a new fun
way that you could make some money. This is a
job title I've never heard of before, but it exists,
and it's pro roller coaster writer. There's a pro roller
coaster writer who was terrified of height, so he decided
to become a pro to make money. So he makes
six figures, no problem, more than six figures a year,

(59:21):
and he has a YouTube page called Lift Hills and Thrills.
I thought of you, Victoria. That's why I brought this up,
because you're always like, that's not a roller coaster. But yeah,
what if you could make money going on those rides?
Then I would do it even faster.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I don't know that this answer, Okay, mine out of
a gunner like I would try to go ride them.
I don't know. Okay, I see where you're going with this.
That's it. We have to go ride them faster. All right,

(59:54):
let's save that.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Yeah, I'll save you. I had a friend I would
always say, this is America. There there's no excuse to
be broke because you can actually make money doing anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Someone's always dumber than you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yes, So I want to be I'm going to be
a paid roller coaster writer of my emotions. The YouTube channel.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
You we'll just write, yeah, you laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
But if you did that, I bet you it would
work all day long, just rolling on my emotions.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
If that movie, what the inside up?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Hasn't taught you anything that's one of one hundred percent.
Make like a YouTube off of that, and just name
every emotion.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Okay, I'll just be sitting running. I'm the worst, I'm
the best. Oh my goodness is terrible. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Lastly, tell me what emotion you feel when I tell
you this. I hope you didn't throw away your skinny
jeans because fashion says they're back this fall and winter.
Skinny jeans are making their move dot just for women,
but for men too, for everybody that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I feel like they never go away though. For fall.
Fashion is like confesting. If you just hang on, it's
gonna turn out. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Actually it is like investing depending on what you buy
because the value of cirtain item really goes up.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Just hang on, don't sell, don't sell, just hang on
and eventually it's gonna turn out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
How people become horders.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
A little bit longer because I want a little bit longer.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
Jebles dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. I
do sweet hear it. Hold on, I'm walking away. Hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
I work with my husband's friend, so he can't hear it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
Okay, okay, So my husband dated this girl when we
were in high school, and I convinced her that she
did not need to date him because I wanted to
date him. So she had these diamond ear rings that
he had bought her for Valentine's Day and she had
thrown them away.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
I wore them in our wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
What away diamonds?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
Yes, So we were in high school. So she I
was in her room.

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
She threw him in the trash can and I was like, oh,
you don't want those? She goes, no, not anymore. So
I took him home and I actually warmed the day
of our wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Did he know? Did he recognize them?

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
No? He did not, because but from that time to
the time we got married with almost ten years. Oh wow,
and he thought they were fake diamonds. I told him
they were fake ears. They want seven hundred dollars earing,
So he saved months to get her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
That's wow. Well, good for you on the come up.
I still can't get past this girl throughout diamonds. I
mean we were sixteen. But yeah, well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Okay, thanks, have a
good day, you do byke? But hello, hello, hey, you

(01:02:52):
have a dirty little secret. Oh yes I do. Yay,
hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Whenever I'm at friend's house is partying, we have a
little drink, I get tipsy, and I go on my
friend's phones to.

Speaker 13 (01:03:08):
Look at my excess profiles.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I do that sober.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
But do your friends know that you're using their phones
to do that? Oh no.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
I make sure that they are out of the room
or that nobody can see what I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Oh so they don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Yeah, if you ever want to comments on your excess stuff,
but as your friend, that's the secret.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
I never go that far, but.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I just want to check up on them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
After we broke up. I usually block.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Them because I just don't need them in my life anymore.
I don't want to get reminded of them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
But until you in me just wants to know how
they're doing, if they're.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Doing well without me, if their life sucks without me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I just gotta know you have friends' phones for that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Let's be honest. You just want them to look worse,
like you know. That's always like, Yeah, that makes you
feel a little bit better. Yeah, well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (01:04:13):
It feels good to get that off my shot, all right,
see you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
What's your dirty little secret.

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