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August 28, 2024 56 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What type of friend are you? It's a jewel show,
a very good one.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
There's a new study that says there's only four types
of friends. So we'll go over it next so you
can see if you really are the problem in your
friend group after this and show what type of friend
are you? It's the Jewel Show. And according to a
new report, there are only four types of friends. And
if you look at groups of friends when they go out,

(00:25):
I think it's pretty true. Like when women go out,
they always have their team mom, right, yeah, yeah, to
watch over them and make sure that they're all safe
and shoe away any unwanted male potentially, or just pick
us up when we get sloppy. Yeah, there's always the
one that will eventually be outside crying on the curb
looking for her shoe. There's the instigator friend, the one

(00:48):
who pushes that one to do everything that she wants
to do but can't do because she's in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm just like really replaying.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
According to psychologists, there are only four types of friends.
So we'll go home right now and you can see
what kind of friend you are. There's the type a
friend that's the overly responsible one you plan and organize everything,
have a sense of urgency, and make sure things like
vacations don't fall apart.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh yeah, I definitely have two of those because that
is not me. Yeah, that's like also mom friendish. But
they're so helpful because then they do plan everything and
you show up and you're.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Like, oh my gosh, we have so many things to
do this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, it's so exciting. And I mean, while there are
four types of friends, it's very important to make sure
that you have friends that are good at all the
things that you're not good at. And then you also
come to the table and offer something. Yea, all four
very important and a good friend group.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, there's the type A, which also we can notice
high strung and a little attitudinal.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I guess that would be rad and as far as
we're concerned, right, if we were all friends, I think
that's the friend that I would be.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah read, oh my gosh, wait, we're not friends, we're family.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, not that either.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
There's the type friend they say, the type B friend
is you give someone the shirt off your back, but
you need help too. You're forgetful, leave stuff behind, and
your phone is always dead.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Jubil Yeah, he will give you the shirt off his
back lit if I remember my shirt? Yes, and if
you can get a hold of him because his phone's dead.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I know you really needed the shirt off my back
yesterday and I would have given it to you, but
my phone was dead.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
And also I don't know already my shirts are. I
hope you're doing okay? I'm sorry? Can I give you
my shoes?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
They decided to say there's only four types of friends.
The type C friend you're organized like the type A friend,
but more neurotic and more likely to bow out of
things that other people want to do. And you love
long naps. I think I have a friend like that.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is that me that? Yeah, because you like your naps
and you love to like say yes, but you also
you know I want to do it. I do protect
my piece at all calls. Yeah, you're also the one
that plan.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
You plan like type A, but you don't want to
be responsible for the follow through.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
You're like, no, no, we're gonna do these things right. Type
A friend. You're handle what I want to do and
then you guys go figure it out. Totally taking a
nap A shirt off my back while I'm sleepy? Wait,
what well, I'm not talking friends with benefits. Okay, neither
am I not a benefit?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
So I had to say there's only four types of friends.
The type D friend. You're annoyed a lot. This doesn't
sound like a good friend. This is victorious, right, annoyed
a lot, prone to confrontation.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh no, I have a twisted.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sense of humor, and you might be into weird stuff
like crystals and astrology.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm afraid of that friend too. Really, I'm very you
annoyed with your friends a lot. Yes, no, Nina, this
is always me a lot sometimes. But I'm very protective,
so I pop off pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You're very sound like a bad friend. I'm a very
loyal No, that's I think that's more loyalty. Like you're
very close.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
You're very quick to say something to someone if your
friend is done wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Well, I also don't think this is this is a
I don't think this is a bad friend to have.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Right.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
So you got your type A person that's going to
plan everything. Your type B person's gonna tell that person
they screwed up. I mean, the type C person's gonna
tell that person they screwed up. Type B person's going
to show up and say, hey, guys, how can I help?
And actually, but he will be late. Yeah, and then
that other friend is the Friday friend. It's the friend
that's like, oh, let's just do whatever, man, let's just

(04:41):
hang out and do whatever we want. And you need
all those friends at different times keep them away from
each other. Wait, what keep them away from each other?
You got to know how to hang out with friends.
You got to pick friends or good at what they
do and only hang out with them when that's their
thing that they're good at doing.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, certain friends that you can take to certain events
or you can go do things with, Like you know
that there's one friend that you can't hang out with
and just relax.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Right.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Some friends are very stressful totally. They wear you out
even though you like to see them. But you're like,
you're once a month friend. You have to recuperate after
I hang out with you. I feel like I'm at
that phase of my life. Though, are the ones that
you have to recuperate? I'm second guessing if it's worth it. Oh,
you know that's fair though, No, I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Like if they're draining and they're super negative and then
they're like critical of everything you do, am I triggered
right now? Draining negative is different than draining just draining.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
Yeah, okay, yeah, like going all over the place, like dude, Like,
if they're negative, I they're negative, that's one thing.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But if they're the friend that's draining because you're like, hey, yeah,
let's meet up for dinner on a Tuesday, and then
before you know what, you show up and they've already
got shots lined up.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Oh I love that friend, that's my friend, bly friend.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, but they I don't know. They tire me out though. Yeah,
you're like, okay, we can't like it's too day night.
We can't make every night like it was Vegas, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Let's move on?

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Yeah, what day isn't today? Because I'm feeling like a turnout. Way,
don't you have a wife and kids? How are you
still doing this? Perspect respect?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Frame day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins calling from Kennel's. I
was looking for pork chops.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Daddy.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
This is a j Yeah, what's go?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, your pup pork chop is here for about a
week and I just need to call you and go
over a few things that we've noticed.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, okay, so.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I do need to inform you, just right out of
the gate, that he has had to be moved to
solitary confinement for probably the rest of the stay.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
What are you? What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well, I don't know if you informed anybody when you
dropped him off of his behavioral issues or what he's a.

Speaker 9 (07:12):
He's like the SMA dogan, What are you?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (07:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
So he gosh, how do I say this? Does he
have a history of stalking?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Behavior?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Stalking? What do you do you mean?

Speaker 11 (07:22):
Playing?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Because he's a dog? I don't understand what do you
make like? He's talking like he's a predate? Like, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well, there's a couple of dogs that he's been following
around sniffing quite a bit, and.

Speaker 11 (07:35):
What dogs do are you? Are you? I don't understand
what you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, what I mean is exactly what I said. We've
noticed that he's just got some boundary issues, and so
we've had to remove him from the general population and
put him in a solitary confinement and he will probably
remain there for the rest of this day because we
just cannot trust him around the other dogs.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
What is he doing to the other dogs.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Well, for example, the other day I saw it myself.
There's this cute little Corgie and he was just every
single place that she would go, he would follow her around.
He was sniffing a bunch a few times.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
What are you talking about. He's playing with a dog.

Speaker 12 (08:12):
And that's what dogs.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
They snit each other, they lick each other, they sit
each other butt like that's literally all dogs do.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, they don't. And what do they do?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, they play with each other and they run around
and do things like that. But I'm here at Kimmel's.
We do not allow any sort of sniffing activity, and
we really like you can.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
I speak to the manager because this is stupid.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
You're saying dogs can't sniff that.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I can have them call you back later if you
want to, But I do need to let you know
that he's been put in solitary confinement and it is
going to be an extra one hundred and thirty dollars
a day for that, because.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
He's not paying any extra.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
For some dumb So give me your phone to whoever
was in farm.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Well, it's not only the sniffing. He's getting quite handsy
as well.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
Dogs don't have hands, Like, are you insane, dude? Okay,
I'm not paying that fee.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
So it's already been charged to your card. It's already
been charged.

Speaker 11 (09:10):
I'm disputing it with my bank. I'm gonna call my
bank right now and diute the charge. I'm not paying that.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
So I was hoping you would be a little more
cooperative and understanding. And I guess I know where done.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I'm literally about to hang up with you. So it
starts in the home, doesn't it would done.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, I'm just saying, maybe poor Chop has been watching
Daddy walk around sniffing people that don't dog sniff.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
That's what dogs do.

Speaker 12 (09:36):
Okay, I'm done with this conversation.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
And it's And the other day he did it to me.
I was taking him out to play with the other dogs,
and he jumped up on my leg and started doing
things to me.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Dude, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Well, I was taking him out to play with the
other dogs and he sort of grasped my leg and well,
I talked to my therapist about it, but I have not.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
Really, It's a dog.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
This is what dogs do.

Speaker 11 (10:08):
Dogs hump legs, they sniff, they follow people. Dogs talking
has to be the most ridiculous book I've ever heard of.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I don't even know me.

Speaker 13 (10:17):
You can.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
You can thank your girlfriend Shelley for that. Actually, what
does Shelley have to do with this?

Speaker 9 (10:22):
She didn't she to do with my dog?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
What are you talking?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
She's the one that sets you up for this phone prank,
because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
A phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Shelley say
you up?

Speaker 14 (10:32):
Oh wow?

Speaker 13 (10:37):
That wow.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
She said you had to leave your dog at a
boarding place for the first time and you were worried
about it that.

Speaker 15 (10:43):
I would I had no idea.

Speaker 11 (10:45):
I was like, what are you I'm like kniffing and
I'm like, dude, dog sniff?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Is that not allowed anymore?

Speaker 9 (10:51):
Like?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks? Time for
Nina's what's trending? You know, if you move, the best
thing to do is get beer and pizza, right because
there's nothing else in your fridge and Pizza Hut knows that,
so it's here for you. It's decided to turn one
of its boxes into a table for a moving day,
and as Brad and Victoria both prepare to move with
their moving company, Jubilfresh dot com.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Actually it's called me Else Babycakes.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Or something like. That's what it is. So at the
end of it, you go ahead and get that pizza
table from Pizza Hut.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
I love all of the food innovations because they really
know how to make it worth your time. They make
it an experience.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
Yeah, they a cardboard table, well they do.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
They're like, you know what we need with our pizza,
cardboard table. People who are pizzas usually don't have tables.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I found that people aren't really into our pizza as
much as they just need like a table, okay, to
make our boxes table.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
But I mean like, also, if you're not moving and
you're in college or something, table you want to go
on a up table? I'm into it. Yeah, me too,
I like it. You might be into this or relate
just a little bit. I don't remember who told me this.
I think one of my friends always calls dolphins the
frat boys of the ocean, because like frat boys, they're

(12:13):
just little horny fishers that just run around trying to
figure things out. There's one dolphin in particular that is
going viral because it's been accused of attacking beach goers
in Japan. Why because it's actually frustrated dolphins.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
If they need it, I mean, they be careful.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
It's really wild. Forty five injuries have been reported injury
and Withsaka Bay, which is two hundred miles from Tokyo,
because of this little bottlenose dolphin getting into some troubs
to get some action and it's just he's just too aggressive.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Cancel that dolphin right now. It's all about what consent, sir,
consent aviser about it.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
You wouldn't be so fresh, right You don't just get
to say horn and horny and lonely like the most
of America. Not all they're attacking people. I shouldn't say
it like they do it in movies. I don't remember, man,
my brain is really functioning, I tell you. But there's
this one movie that has a dolphin like jump onto
the boat and like starts humping the car. Really with

(13:21):
a miss I pay ten bucks to see me in
the streaming history. Yeah, what a movie is that? What
website are you on to watch that? Like a vacation movie.
It's really funny. Anyways, Love can be found anywhere and honestly,
manifestation is really powerful. There's a guy who bet twenty

(13:41):
bucks that he'd marry his high school crush under a
senior photo, and he won that twenty bucks because he
manifested it so hard. He did marry Sarah Dill, Good
old Sarah Dill. It's so cute. So construction worker married
the woman who he knew from the very beginning was
the one he told the news. I was the happiest
man in the world that day. We got perfect photos

(14:03):
and I was up twenty bucks and he got a wife. Seriously,
they say, what you want, you should put it into
the universe. However that is journally. You say it out
loud or graffiti it on a wall, your dreams may
come true.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I want to be amazing at trivia. Just want to
tell you should write.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
That on the law Victoria is the best at trivia,
and maybe I'll winchmar And that's what's trending. Brought to hey,
It's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Only on the Jubile Show, Kathy is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater, and she thinks that
her boyfriend Steven of five months might already be messing around, Hey,
Kathy tells what's going on.

Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah, well, basically, yeah, it's been about five months, and
you know, we've had an awesome five months. We met
at a party that he actually crashed, even actually crashed.
They sort of like wedged himself in between me and
my sister, but you know, we were just having an
awesome time and we had a great connection.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
And then I don't know about last week, he's been I.

Speaker 10 (15:07):
Don't know, just I don't know, just kind of off.
It's just not who I've seem to have met, you know.
So I caught him at least had once or twice
looking at my phone, and when I asked him about it,
he just said he was looking for a picture that

(15:28):
we had taken and that we wanted to post.

Speaker 12 (15:31):
And you know, I really didn't care. I was just
you know, I.

Speaker 10 (15:35):
Wasn't hiding anything, so I just let him send himself
the picture. But on the flip side, he's been released
sketchy with his computer, and you know, he has a
key to my place where at that point, you know,
and and I actually walked in on him talking quote

(15:55):
unquote with someone. But he was just a say who
enjoying himself while doing so on his.

Speaker 12 (16:02):
Laptop and catch my drift.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I think.

Speaker 9 (16:05):
So it was so weird.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
He just said that he was adjusting himself, like yes
to write or whatever that means.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
You know, I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (16:16):
We've been pretty open in you know, bedroom wise since
we've met, and we've had a very very healthy, physical
kind of relationship if he kept my grips. But not
only that, but two weeks ago, I had this girl's
night over at my place and he knew it, and
he kind of just invited himself over, which was okay,

(16:39):
I guess, but the whole time he was just ignoring me,
like I don't know, like I was the third wheel
that night, and so we got into a huge fight
about it.

Speaker 12 (16:50):
I mean, I don't know, I could go on.

Speaker 10 (16:51):
It's just he's just acting really weird. If I can
just say that, and I just think something's up.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
There's kind of a lot of flags here. He crashes
the parties, crashing your part He's going into your house
playing with himself.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Some of some of this stuff just doesn't feel right.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
It's not right right, No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
And it's five months. They say that nobody can fake
who they really are for longer than three months, right,
so five months maybe he was able to fake it
for four and the five months point he's just a
sketchy dude.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
So I'm just trying to find out, like what the
heck is going on? You know, women are always really
good about like we have to listen to our intuition.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, right, and de your intuition is telling me that
something is going on, telling you yeah, yeah, he's telling
me too, and don't yeah, I mean, it definitely sounds shady,
and and he wasn't like apologetic or I mean, his
reaction sounds strange to me.

Speaker 12 (17:45):
That's what I mean. It's just that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Like you could effortlessly lie about anything else, like whether
he's cheating or not. There's a lot of stuff that
feels icky.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
I don't know what you say, and I don't want
to be tear annoying girlfriend or whatever, but I want
to know what that's Will we keep going down in
the road, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I think there's a time to be rightfully paranoid, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (18:07):
I mean, I just so, I mean, it's just you know,
when I approach him about it, he's just like, you know,
come on, it's just me being a guy and it's
guy's stuff, and you know, he's just downplayed at all, like,
you know, come on big, like I just I don't know,
I don't just you know, just just adjusting myself and whatever.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, all right, well, we'll try to figure it out
for you.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
We'll play a song come back, and you already told
us what grocery store he's Awards card member at, So
we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that every single month, one of our Lucky Rewards card
members wins free flowers delivered to anybody that they want.
It's our little way of saying thank you. And we'll
see if he sends those flowers to you or to
somebody else.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Okay, yeah, I just want to know.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back and get you to catch
a teeter next right in the middle of to catch
a teeter And if you're just joining us. Kathy is
on the and she thinks that her boyfriend of five
months named Stephen might be cheating on her. We're about
to help her out and give him a call and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card member at and say that every single month,

(19:10):
we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he sends
those to Kathy or to somebody else. But before we
do that, Kathy, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on
your situation.

Speaker 12 (19:21):
Yeah, I'm just.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
You know, my boyfriend of five months has just been
acting really weird and I have to follow my gud
and think I've charge of approaching about it, and he
just downplays everything.

Speaker 12 (19:30):
I caught him, you know, playing.

Speaker 16 (19:32):
With himself, but he said it was just like in
adjusting himself and I was like, yeah, whatever, And then
he's just acting weird at my girls night and I
just I don't know.

Speaker 12 (19:43):
Something is just not adding up.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, all right, well you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 12 (19:48):
Yeah, Priez, Priez, I just want to know.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Hello, Hi, this is Shor been calling from I was
looking for our rewards card member named Stephen.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Ah.

Speaker 12 (20:09):
Yeah, this is Stephen.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Hi, Stephen, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I'm actually calling to give you some good news today congratulations,
you're this must big winner.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Where did I win? Maybe you haven't seen the signs.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to win free flowers delivered from our floral department.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's our little way of saying thank you very much
for shopping.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
So you've just won thirty six long stim red roses,
a card, and a box of candy to be delivered
to anybody that you want in the United States, absolutely free.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's a three hundred and twelve dollars value. Actually, okay,
that's that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
If you know who you want to send them to.
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes over the phone. So if you know who
you want to send them to right now, we can
do that right now.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yeah, no, I can do it right now.

Speaker 12 (20:53):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Oh great, Okay, I guess I just need to get
the first and last name of the person you would
like to send them to.

Speaker 12 (21:01):
You can send them to Sasha.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 12 (21:07):
Hold on a second, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's my team, sister, Steven.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Hey, this is the Dubal Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment where we try to catch people cheating.
That is actually your girlfriend, Kathy.

Speaker 17 (21:19):
Oh my god, you I'm sorry, Stephen, that's my game.

Speaker 12 (21:28):
His sister, what are you talking about? You're gonna say,
have you been have you been chagging?

Speaker 14 (21:36):
Have you.

Speaker 9 (21:39):
Audio?

Speaker 13 (21:39):
We have not.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
We haven't.

Speaker 12 (21:40):
We haven't hooked up yet. We haven't even hooked up yet.
Just talk. Yes, Oh my god, I am a fool.
I can explain honestly. But we've had a great fun.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
So the truth is, the first night.

Speaker 15 (21:55):
That that we met, I was actually trying to hook
up with Sasha, but you were all over me, and
I was like, maybe I'll try Maybe I'll try this
for a little while.

Speaker 17 (22:09):
And so I did, and I say, and I thought that,
you know, for a little bit, it was all right,
and then I don't know, it didn't feel like a
perfect match. And so I started talking to Sasha again
and it felt like we had more of a connection,
and I just like, I don't together.

Speaker 12 (22:24):
We've been together five months. You came to Christmas, my
Christmas dinner with my sister. So were you guys just
all flirty? Flirty? Like when I was in the kitchen cooking.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
A little bit.

Speaker 12 (22:35):
I just like, guys, it was oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god. I hate you. I you know,
I hate my sister.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
You my dog.

Speaker 12 (22:49):
No, and I don't. I'm done. I don't mean to
make I feel like I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I really I did try.

Speaker 15 (22:56):
And the truth is I just have more of a
connection with your sister and I and I just hope
that one day you can respect that.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
You cheated on her though. Yeah, with her sister though
a little bit like we didn't hook up or anything,
just talking.

Speaker 12 (23:11):
We just didn't like.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
This.

Speaker 12 (23:15):
Five months we've been together. Five months. You're touch dog.
I hate you. I hate you. I never want to
see you again. You are awful. I'm gonna go bye.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
We haven't even hooked up yet.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
It doesn't make it any better. I was going to say,
how does that make it better?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
It doesn't make it any better at all. Kathy hung up,
and Steven, it doesn't make it better, man.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You know what? Everything up?

Speaker 13 (23:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
You get happy?

Speaker 12 (23:42):
I did.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I didn't date Kathy and then start dating her sister
in the middle of it.

Speaker 12 (23:46):
Nope, are you're going around narking on everybody? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Good morning? Can I take your order large black coffee?
Large black coffee? Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I mean it?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Wor he means Aventi? Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
Venti is large, no Venti is twenty.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
In fact, cole is large and.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
He's also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You Versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own
Victoria Ramire is in a glammed up game of trivia
for all the trivia glory. Also, speaking of being glamorous,
don't get caught in last year's Hey guys, thank you
for following me on my skincare journey.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Fashion.

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Speaker 1 (24:53):
Oh and calus.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
If you want to play Victoria eight eight eight three
four three six one eight eight eight three four three
one six one, you can also d m us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
And now let's get little Vicky's brain all warmed up
and ready to go. There you go, Victoria, what kind
of band doesn't play music?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I I was in one direction.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I don't know that at any day rubber band is
the but I'm going with that answer. That's a good answer.
You said it already too late. Versus Victoria is coming
up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.

Speaker 18 (25:31):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trip for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card and
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Mike. What's up, Mike? Hey, how's it going? Not too bad?
How are you?

Speaker 10 (26:10):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
How are you feeling today.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
About your chances to battle the Titan of the Trivia World?

Speaker 7 (26:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:17):
And as Victoria Ramirez?

Speaker 9 (26:21):
Not good because I'm not good at trivia, but I'm
here to play.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Okay, I feel greater now.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Ood.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Thing is, you don't have to be good at trivia
to play this game. We prove that every single morning.
This time, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio. I mean, well exactly. She didn't even know
the answer while she's leaving thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright to win,

(26:48):
and the door is closed. She's outside. All right, Mike,
here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
What type of car.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Was used in Back to the Future.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Deloreian?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
What name is singer Stephanie Germanada better known.

Speaker 15 (27:01):
By uh Gwen Connie?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
How many miles per hour does Earth go around the sun?

Speaker 14 (27:13):
Five?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
What decade did the comedy Sketch TV Show, Saturday Night
Live debut.

Speaker 10 (27:21):
Okay seventy okay, God that I don't bring Victoria back
into the studio while she's getting settled.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Mike, what's something you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 9 (27:34):
I am a happy husband and father of three.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh sweet, I love that he's got a happy husband.
That makes my day all the way around.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
He's like, my wife is listening, so.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
I told her. I told her to listen because I
was gonna be playing this game, so I want to
know I'm happy, No worries? All right, Victoria?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yes, tastic ball on. Sorry, thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse
pass and Mike, you can tell Victoria when to.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Go ready Seade? What type of car was used in
Back to the Future an old car? What name is
the singer actor Stefani or Stephanie germanad A better known
by when Stefan? Wait?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
What?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
How many miles per hour does Earth go around the Sun?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Two hundred?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
What decade do the comedy Sketch TV Show Saturday Night
Live debut nineteen say? What temperature are celsius and fahrenheit equal?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Matt zero?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
How far does the New Year's eve ball drop in
times square?

Speaker 4 (28:40):
How?

Speaker 6 (28:41):
What?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
How far does the New Year's eve ball drop in
times square? How far top to bottom? Baby?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh no, it's a good question though.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I like the question. It's a great question. All right,
that's find out how you guys did I never put
his hand on the paper. Send it over to the scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Our scoreboard producer Brad happy husband Mike two points, Victoria zero.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Congratulations, you did it.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Even though you're not good at trivia, you'd pretty good.
We're better than Victoria.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
You got one.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Hundred dollars Mason's gift card just for playing. All right,
let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
The type of car using back to the future was
the DeLorean dmc toway.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't even know what that is, so ald one.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Stephanie Germanada is Lady Gaga. I feel it goes around
the sun at one thousand miles per hour. Close the
Saturday Night Live debuted in the seventies. Celsius and fahrenheit
are equal at negative forty degrees, and then the New
Year's eve ball in times square drops one hundred and
forty one feet in sixty seconds.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Why one forty one? Is there a reason?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Because that's just how far it is, how far it
is when I'm just curious, Brad wo No, that's.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
How long it takes that big ball to drop? Said,
I thought it would be further than that. No, Victoria kare.
Victoria can't closed herself?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Man, what got you.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Right?

Speaker 7 (30:03):
So he said, what that big ball to drop? No, Mike,
thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
We play here with Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jewel Show dot com. Your phone break happens every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this, and then right after that it's Nina's
what's trending?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Victoria is still laughing Big ball to drop? Why are
we doing?

Speaker 9 (30:35):
First date follow Up?

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Speaker 2 (30:42):
Jackson is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted from a date he
went on with a woman named Amanda. So in a
few minutes we'll call her see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Jackson, how long has it been since you
heard from Amanda?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Like long enough to know you're getting ghosted? Days? Or
is this like that you added the date last night?

Speaker 14 (31:02):
No, like, like you know it's been three d maybe
three and a half.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Okay, what makes you feel like you're being ghosted?

Speaker 14 (31:10):
Well, I mean we went on and this great date, right,
we were to the same place that we both wanted
to go and and wanted to try. And I mean
it was really nice and you know, we had three
courses wine, usert and it felt really awesome.

Speaker 13 (31:26):
You know, it was really romantic easy. Amanda is beautiful
and she youat all her food. It was so cute,
you know, And I mean it just it would be
to start of something great.

Speaker 14 (31:37):
But it sudn't you know. I mean, I I've written her,
you know, I walked into her car. I wrote her
afterwards and said, you know, you know, I hear from here,
and I thought she would write me back, and she
never wrote back. And I kind of want to know
what a problem is.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
So you said what to her?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm sorry, I hope to hear from you.

Speaker 14 (31:56):
No, I said, you know, it was a great date,
and I hope, you know, you know, to hear from
you when we left the date. And then when I
texted her and I said it was a great night last night,
and she didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Responded, Well, why do you think she's ghosting you?

Speaker 14 (32:09):
Well, I mean I was fifteen minutes late. I mean
I had to take my dog out, and I was
apologetic about, you know, like I kind of mismanaged my time,
and she keeved me about it a little bit, and
I thought it was a joke. But I don't know. Maybe,
you know, first impressions are tough, you know, I don't know.
Maybe she seemed like she understood and got over it,
but maybe she didn't.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
So when you arrived, was she kind of cold shoulder
like at that point? Was she cool with you? You know,
somebody upteen minutes say you're kind of mad or annoyed.
I should say, but that's valid and it's the first time.
So then was she like, so anyways, tell me what
sign you are? Or was she more like can we
just order?

Speaker 14 (32:48):
She made it, She made a couple of jabs, and
but she didn't you know, ooh, she got over it quick.

Speaker 9 (32:55):
Okay, I sound like she got over it quick.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Well, I feel like that's fair. Yeah, how did I
di date go personally?

Speaker 14 (33:01):
You know, we had we had we had three courses
you know, one missert and and we we discussed you know,
as the food and we discussed like you know, travel
and we like to be both like to travel. We
both like this, you know, like like wanted to go
to Italy and you know, I mean it was like
it was pretty good, like we had a really good conversation.
It was a long night. I mean I thought it
was really good.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
So you felt like she was engaging with you and
asking you questions and stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (33:25):
Absolutely, I didn't.

Speaker 14 (33:27):
I walked her to a car at the end.

Speaker 9 (33:28):
So I feel like, you know, it wasn't like.

Speaker 14 (33:31):
She wasn't put off, It wasn't awkward.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Did you put her lips on your lips at the end?
What do you say, like, because if he did it
the way Jubil said, then that would absolutely be why
he's got it.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
True.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
So no kiss. Did you guys hug at least?

Speaker 14 (33:47):
Or yeah, we like to half hug.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's not a good sign.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I'm not gonnae every time half hugged a guy. It
kind of resulted.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I mean they were talking to him again, like in
a rush, or you're like on your way somewhere.

Speaker 14 (34:03):
I feel like it was a good ending, even though
it was a half of it sounds good.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Okay, but now she hasn't talked to you in a
few days, and you want to know why you're getting ghosted.
So play a song, come back, and then we'll call
her see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 12 (34:18):
Okay, excellent, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Play a song, come back, get your first day follow
up next if you're just joining us for today's first
date follow up. Jackson is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Amanda. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date. But first, Jackson, why
don't you remind us about your situation?

Speaker 14 (34:41):
Well, we met Amanda and we went out on a
great day, and I have been thinking about.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
It and talk to you guys.

Speaker 14 (34:46):
I feel like we had a really good time and
I really don't know why she's not getting back to me.
After a few days. I wrote her and she'sn't texting
back at all, and I feel you know, like she
shaid up, it was definitely a good time.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
What was the last thing you said to her? Own text?

Speaker 14 (35:01):
I said to her, you know, I had a really
good time last night and I talked to you know,
if she would have gotten back to me.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Okay, Well you're ready for us to call her and
see if we still tell us why she's ghosting you?

Speaker 9 (35:13):
Absolutely, here we go.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Hello, I may a speak to Amanda. Please.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
This is Jesus calling hi, Amanda. My name is Jewbel
and this is a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yes, the show is here. My name is Anna.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Hi, I'm Soria.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Hi, Hi, hey Hi, Oh you know the show.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
I'm so great.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I'm actually calling today because you went out on a
date with somebody and now you're ghosting them.

Speaker 9 (35:53):
Okay, I might need more info.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well, you know we do the first eight follow up
on the sho Show where if you go out on
date with somebody, he goes to him. They can email
us to get you on the phone and ask why
we got an email about you from a guy named Jackson.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Oh, okay, was that a good date for you?

Speaker 9 (36:17):
He doesn't know why. I guess that's crazy. That he
has no idea why.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Okay, so it should be obvious.

Speaker 20 (36:31):
Yeah, I would say like okay, this is this is nuts, okay, hey, yeah,
so let me let me preface. The restaurant was fantastic
and the food is fantastic, and that was good.

Speaker 9 (36:46):
The company was not good.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
He seemed to have a different perspective on it.

Speaker 9 (36:52):
That's weird because he spent the entire night just hitting
on the server. So I have no idea why he
would be confused.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
What he was hitting on the server obviously.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
So like huge, Like like I checked out five minutes
in and.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I was like, I'm good.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
The food's good, and I just focused on my food
and getting you know, a good meal out of it,
and that was it. But I checked out five minutes
in because instantly he was like, Oh, you're so gorgeous
and like it's like, oh, your hair's so pretty and
like oh my gosh, I love the color of your
nails and like like yeah, like no joke, Like he
was making jokes about like feeding her what came and

(37:34):
he was like, oh, you want to bite of this,
and like I can feed you. Oh yeah, Like he
commented on her legs at one point, like it was
it was sick.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
That is a little bit awkward and a huge red flag.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
But yeah, uh yeah, tell me about it. Like the
fact that he doesn't know what's going on, it just
blows my mind.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
That's just kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I mean that's blatant.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
Yeah, Like I mean in front of me, he was
just like he was like aswly she walks up and
he's like he's like, oh, hey, you're gorgeous or any
just like every time she came to the table, there
was something else like he talks about you, just like
oh this is there, like it don't looks as sweet
as you.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Are and blah blah blah.

Speaker 9 (38:15):
Yeah, that's also kind of like you're on a date
with someone else.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Did he say that stuff to you too?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Was it just like how he communicates with women or
was it her specifically?

Speaker 9 (38:25):
No, Like there wasn't even like a you look nice,
like there was like a really bad we all on
the waitress I was.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
I was flabbergacid, like okay, well, thank you for telling us.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Also, I don't know if you forgot, but Jackson is
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you
or maybe find out the waitress isn't At the same time, I.

Speaker 14 (38:46):
Don't know, but oh man, well, like what is that
about it? Like it wasn't like you made to sound
like I was really elaborate like I've always you know,
just talk to you know, you know, to your service,
you know awesome, and give him great compliments because they
figure servings and better poores. And I mean, you're going
to trick me all around. It's like a win win,
and that's what I was doing. And I just think

(39:08):
that was like, you know, like into the into the.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Waist so much like that's teaching you you're please and
thank you sir, not like you give me your legs.

Speaker 14 (39:19):
Well she had.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
What so you were hitting on her.

Speaker 9 (39:26):
So if she hadn't had nice legs, then you wouldn't
put them, because I feel like you should compliment her
legs no matter what her legs look like. If that's
just strategy you're going for, Well.

Speaker 14 (39:37):
She had nice legs. But I wasn't. I mean, it
was it was just something to hit, like, you know,
to say terror. It wasn't like I was hitting on her.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
If no matter what, if you say to a woman
you have nice legs, that comes across.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
As hitting on Yeah, for real, Like I mean, because
you're complimenting like her looks all the time. You could
have like, if you were doing that, you could have
said like, oh, you're so nice and thank you and
you're so helpful and like, you know, you could have
said like I like your nails, not like oh, your
nails are so beautiful and I love that collar, like
you know what I mean. Like you could have just
been like, oh, where'd you get him done?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Or something?

Speaker 9 (40:07):
But no, like you're hitting on her because you're talking
about her looks to her every time she came to
the table, Like that's not like that's not getting extra
stuff out of it. That's not what you're talking about.

Speaker 14 (40:22):
Wow, I didn't really realize you were in the jealous type,
Like I'm not running into that.

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Was like, I'm just not into rude people. And let
me remind you that you're the one that like wanted
me so bad that you're willing to go on the
radio and do this.

Speaker 14 (40:40):
Okay, it's all good because I was really so good
to that girl. I got her number, and you know, so.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
If you got the number, have you tried the number?

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Because I got a stake, Amanda, You're impossible.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Well, I would love to ask Amanda, would you like
to go on another date with Jackson?

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Will pay for it.

Speaker 9 (41:01):
There is never a chance in this world that I
would ever do that.

Speaker 14 (41:06):
Absolutely, Okaya, Oh.

Speaker 9 (41:11):
No, I guess I'm just going to have.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
To first d follow up.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
If you think your coworkers are bad, wait till you
hear about this guy in Colorado that's lucky to be
alive after her coworkers left him behind on a fourteen
thousand foot mountain that they climbed.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
As part of a building exercise. That's something bad. No,
that's why I never do team building. Do your eight
hours and.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
Go home building, Let's go climb a mountain for team building.
And then they left that dude on the mountain. I
guess he's not.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Part of the team.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yeah, you can come back to work after that and
you're like, guys, so what happened there?

Speaker 4 (41:54):
You leave Jerry on the mountain.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
We just do trust falls in the blank room, lower stake.
I trust that open well.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Speaking of coworkers who will leave you for dead, what's
going on with our lives? I'll tell you in just
a second. Who check in with the Jubil Show. Next,
it's the Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Is true your pell and everyone at.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
It's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And
then there's everybody's favorite younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who

(42:56):
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door
and pops by every once in a while to see
if she can borrow our sewing machine because she needs
to sew a new hula skirt for the yack that
she just purchased on email.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Our social media producer Gabby, He's thectastic also producer bread.
He's a dad. Hey there, Tiger. And then there's me.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is the time a week where we find out what's
going on in our lives.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
So, Nina, what's up with you? This week? My best
friend is getting married? Yeah, so today I have bridesmaids
duties and we are going to go try on dresses.
I say weep, because if they let me, I will
also try on a dress. Just because a wedding dress,
wedding dress. Never put a wedding dress on you. I'm
gonna do that. Why, I'm sure we pick her dress

(43:40):
down to two dresses, so we're gonna do that. Why
is it gonna dnx me? I just want to know
what I would look like. You.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
You can't do that in someone else's wedding preparations.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I bet you she would want me to.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
I bet you she would tell you she would want
you to because she's your best friend and she.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Knows you should purchase a wedding dress and then show
up to her wedding and.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You're a wedding dressy. I love it. Look my bridesmaid
dress looks like your dress. I would never do that.
She's going to be a gorgeous bride and she's given
me two of the cutest little baby nieces in my life.
So yeah, that's what I get to do today. And
I'm really excited for the champagne. Yeah, I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
To and to see my friend.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Sorry, of course, it's the most beautiful bride. Victoria was
going on with you this week, guys.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
I as got an accident last night, and the thing is,
I can't even be mad about it, because I was
trying to merge onto the highway right as one does.
And I was merging and this car comes right next
to me and speeds right past me and almost hits me.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Like that's not emerging, sir, and so he speed right
past me. And I'm like, oh my gosh, breaking out
for a minute.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
And then I look over and I'm like, oh, that's
the pizza hut.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Guy.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
I can't even be mad. He's just trying to get
someone their pizza. And then the thirty minutes or.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Less actually stopped you from road raging.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I'm like, you know what, He's just trying to get
someone their pizza.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Man, he does work hard. Look at him. Go, he's
trying to get thirty at twenty five minutes, he's got five.
I did not know where this story was going. Thank
you for the pot to it.

Speaker 12 (45:04):
Pizza.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah you knows pizza. Never mind people a stressed out
on the freeway. Just have some pizza in your back
seat and just hold up a pizza box. Not calm
anybody down exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
You don't need police sirens to get fat fast anymore.
Just a pizza hat.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
This went into a whole rabbit hole. Can you get
a mini fridge in your car? Can you plug it
into your cars and make them the system? Did you
plug it into the get them where you.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Can plug them into like the lighter outlet right? Or
you know some cars have plugs now I.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Thought they do have built with them? What right the
fancy oneadors? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (45:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Or like love boxes, like rerigerated.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
What kind of cars are you driving in?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I got twenty fifteen.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
I'll say my Kia does not have a refrigerator, but
I'm I'm debating installing on it for the pizza.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Oh hey, look, everybody, it's our social media producer Gabby
stopping by.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Hey, what's up Gabby? Somebody this week?

Speaker 19 (45:51):
I went to Disneyland this last weekend.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
It was a lot of fun. But on the.

Speaker 19 (45:55):
Flight over there, I sat next to this very sweet
family had a three year old son.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
This sounds like it's not going to end. This very
sweet family. God bless their souls, their heart and everything
that was lovely family with the kid.

Speaker 19 (46:14):
The child was screaming shut up, but his parents was
hitting them three three, and he was like kicking the
seats and these these parents were so sweet and they
were like, they were like saying like please stop, like
they're being so calm about it, and I was like,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
That's why their kids like.

Speaker 14 (46:35):
Work.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
You were taking their kid to Disneyland.

Speaker 19 (46:37):
I was like, I wouldn't take that kid anywhere.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Gentle widow.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Yeah, like I would say that the supermarket, let alone.

Speaker 21 (46:45):
He was a brassy's so sorry. So I deserved that.
I did deserve that. I deserve that I was taking
out of care.

Speaker 19 (46:56):
Me feel sad for them, there's all this money.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
The worst thing I saw recently with a kid and
his parents was I was hiking and I was on
vacation hiking, and then this mom was having trouble getting
down the cliff part.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
The dad already bounced down.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
My daughter went down, and then this boy went by,
like probably like fourteen fifteen, and then the dad's like, hey,
help your mom, and the kid just goes hurry up, mom,
and they just kept walking.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
I just kept walking.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
I was like, whoa if that would have been my
good be like, wait a minute, let's run that back.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Hold on a second, what did you say? Hurry up mom? Yeah,
get her your hand.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
But then of course the dad didn't go help her either. Yes, exactly. Oh,
I'm pretty so Brad.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
What's up with you this week?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I was shocked.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
I was going over all the finances after my because
my daughter had birthday, like half a month of a birthday,
and I was going to my finances, and I have
to say, inflation is incredibly important.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
It's keeping the balloon business alive, that's for sure.

Speaker 20 (48:01):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
That also, if you have any ideas of what I
could be learning, I'm always looking to learn new things.
Debating sign language right now, I think that could come
in handy. I didn't get what's going on in your world.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Not much.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I've just been cracking up with my dog and the bunnies.
There's some bunnies on my property. I was like, yeah,
there's there's bunnies that are like have like moved in
on the property of my house, which is cool, you know.
But the dog keeps trying to like get the bunnies.
And it's really funny because whenever I let him out now,
he like SLINKs around the corner like he's gonna see

(48:42):
if and they just get in staring contest. He literally
just stares at them and they stare at him for
like so long, and he'll go grab a toy and
then he'll slowly walk with his toy while staring at them.
They'll just stare at him, and he'll just stare for
a few minutes, and then he drops the toy and
runs from to try to kill them.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
It starts so sweet, but it's like the bunnies are
purposely messing with him.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Now it's hilarious. Instagram.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
That is so funny.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Yeah, it's really funny. And he hits his head on
the gate when he tries to go after him.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
It's funny.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Punters a gate and he just runs right into it.
So that's what I've been doing much. I've been doing much,
which is watching my dog and the bunnies.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Time for ninas. What's trending. Here's a new way to
find out if your person is cheating on you. That
is trending. Not just by calling us and to put
them on to catch a cheater, but ask them by
viewing their Venmo. You can't ask them, but you know
people always say no, so you have to do a
little bit of investigation to come with some facts, break
them down. So you're you're seeing who they're giving money to.

(49:48):
So if you look at venmo, you can go through
everybody's like because post it publicly.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
If someone's cheating and it's venmoing someone, they're.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Just I do also agree that who are you venmoing?
Why is you send money to people? I'm saying thirty
five bucks for dinner. Maybe it's not like a person
that they don't pay for company. Maybe it's somebody they
pay for company, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean
I didn't know they take Venmo. Everybody takes venmo or yeah,

(50:16):
you're right, speaking of Venmo, there's a new type of
mom that is also going viral that has the Internet divided,
and that is the Venmo mom. So it's one woman
in particular who claims to be a Venmo mom because
she doesn't want to volunteer at her kids school for teachers, helpers,
for bake sales, or for any of that stuff. She's like,
I don't want to do that, but I'll give you money.

(50:38):
So I'm the Venmo mom. So the Internet is divided
because there's plenty of moms being like, I'm a Venmo
mom too, and other ones are like that's ridiculous, you
need to show up, or you don't love your kid,
So what other side you're on. Just know you could
have a new title. I'm on this side. Schools, we
ask for too much.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Move me alone, might take my kid for a couple
hours a day. In exchange, you get the government's money
that my kid provides to you because they're there, and
that's the end of our relationship.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
It takes a village. What happened to that saying? It
takes a village? That saying went dead? Like the concept.
I don't agree with that, but you know what, you're
the only one in here with the kids, So I
don't know what that makes.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
My parents do a lot though, yeah, we yeah, I
mean it's hard. You have a job, you have a life,
right and then outside of that, they expect you to
do a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Sometimes are you gonna make you can work at five
pickups at four fifteen? Okay, Well doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I mean because the teachers have to do a lot.
Like they expect teachers to do a lot.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
That is their job though they were hired to do that.
But it's still your kid. Why wouldn't you be involved
in the molding of your child to go ahead and
be like, okay, you do it. I'm not easily just
trusting some rando to raise my child.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
You're telling me that that bake sale money goes to
my child's molding.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Okay, everybody knows it goes to the new Ferrari that
the principle gets.

Speaker 14 (51:52):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Either way, all these teachers are balling out all the time.
They say the money they make.

Speaker 8 (51:57):
So then my mom's are pretty legit in my opinion,
daring around their Mercedes.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
We have a particular vision here. There's so many different
images that that could be a Honda. Victoria's mom is
a teacher.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Victoria's mom's a teacher and knows that I'm making jokes
about that because if they don't get paid.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
They should get paid more.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
They should, they absolutely should, and it shouldn't come from
my big sale.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
It can come from Benmo moms. And lastly, Travis Kelcey
now has two swifts that he's juggling. Oh, this is
actually kind of this was going to come.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Travis Kelcey, we just reported this earlier. Cashed in one
hundred million dollars for a podcast that he's doing with
his brother. But he also has taken some of his
money and invested it into a racehorse. He went to
the Derby this year and ever since then he's been
like all about racehorses. But this is where it gets cuted.
His horse is name Swift.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
That's kind of cute, isn't that cute?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
I know he's got two swifts. He's got, you know,
to capitalized.

Speaker 11 (52:55):
I know.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
I'm like, I mean, good job, business guy. I mean, yeah,
he's got this branding on lock.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yes, he does.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
So cute.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
It's everyway make your own career when you can just
ride up some what you ride?

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Yea, And that's what's trending.

Speaker 9 (53:15):
Jules dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Hello, Hey, hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 11 (53:22):
I do?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I do? Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Okay?

Speaker 22 (53:26):
So my dirty little secret is I'm engaged right now.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
God, thank you.

Speaker 22 (53:34):
But my fiance does not know that I actually left
another woman to be with her. Oh I'm feel so bad,
But I don't feel bad because I know I made
the right decision.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
How does she not know?

Speaker 22 (53:52):
Because when you're good at what you do, you're good at.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
What you Oh, so was there over is their overlap?

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Why?

Speaker 15 (53:59):
No?

Speaker 22 (53:59):
There was no overlap? So what happened was I met
my fiance probably like over a year ago, and you
never have.

Speaker 9 (54:08):
To have that first time I flag here or there.

Speaker 22 (54:12):
So I met up with this one other chick, started
dealing with her things, went left what I should have
never left the first one?

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Let me do do you loube?

Speaker 9 (54:23):
What's going on?

Speaker 22 (54:25):
And yeah, like, yeah, I don't know why we stopped
talking in the first place. Gotta and now we're engaged.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Well, congratulations, congrats.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
Wait, I want you start with the first one.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Then you went to the second one, because the first
one there was like something going on, and then you
have the second one wasn't going great, so then we
went back to the first one.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
That sounds really bad the way I put it, but
I just like, sometimes you have to do that. You
don't know, you don't know what you have until it's gone.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Ooh ooh. Yeah, so I came back.

Speaker 22 (54:51):
Thank you, Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Yeah, but thank you for telling us your little secret.
All right, right bye? Hello? Hello, Hey, what's up? You
have a dirty little sea?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Great?

Speaker 23 (55:01):
Yeah, So my very little secret is this, Ever since college,
I've been into like older women. And that's not the secret,
but like I kind of lie about my.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Age, okay, to be.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Older or younger.

Speaker 23 (55:15):
Oh, it was definitely older because like I'll go on
like dating apps and stuff like that, and like I
want to see the ladies that are like in their
late thirties maybe early forties, that sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
And so like I thought you say older.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I thought you were like going way older, right right?

Speaker 23 (55:31):
Yeah, well maybe maybe not that old, maybe not yet.
But like you know, I've always had like a deeper
voice and like a lot of facial hair, so you know,
it's been really easy to lie about my age. So
like even when I meet the dates, I'm like, you know, hi, yeah,
I'm like forty two or like forty three.

Speaker 14 (55:49):
That kind of thing, and.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
They totally buy it. How old are you?

Speaker 9 (55:53):
Twenty seven?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Okay, and they believe you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
The thing is with most of them, I guess you
could call them cougars, plumas, pumas. Okay, they probably would
like it if you were twenty seven, I know, right, you.

Speaker 23 (56:07):
Know, well, I don't know, man. So far, it's been
really working out. Like you know, some of the older
ladies have, you know, really felt like, oh they're making
a connection that.

Speaker 12 (56:17):
Sort of thing.

Speaker 23 (56:18):
But for me, it's just they know what they want,
they're beautiful, and you know, I just.

Speaker 12 (56:24):
Kind of go for that.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
You know, who really knows what they want and they're beautiful.
Eighty try it?

Speaker 23 (56:31):
Who knows, Maybe one day.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
I have a weird question, what are you going to
do like later in life if you're still into older women?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Are you just planning to be alone the last fifteen?

Speaker 14 (56:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (56:42):
Maybe maybe eighty is where it's at.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Man, Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Hey no,
thank you? Yeah, all right, budde

Speaker 4 (56:51):
What's your dirty little secret?
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