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Speaker 1 (00:00):
First dates can be stressful the Jewel Show, there's the
worry of the person liking you. Then there's the anxiety
of the person liking your sock puppet Jimmy Mumbles, who
comes with you on every date. So many people have
judged Jimmy Mumbles in the past that you hope this
date will be accepting of every part of you, and
that includes Jimmy Mumbles. I want to judge Jimmy Mumbles too.
And then, of course there's the food. What if you
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eat something that gives you bad breath or copter toots
or upsets.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Your little studies.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, a relationship expert has released the top foods you
should never eat on a first date, and we'll go
over it next so you don't have to worry about
a bad case of the copter toots.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You're gonna look down up it's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Hey there, I am so glad you decided to come
on this date with me. In preparation for a first kiss,
I had a few clothes of garlic, because I know
how ladies like the hot aroma of a garlicd up
man elm slid a little closer. That's some hot guardic
breath for you, lady ew it's a jubile show, and
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whenever you go out on a first date, it's stressful.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But what about the food.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
There's a relationship expert who released what foods you should
not eat on a first date. And according to a study,
forty percent of people are looking for someone who's passionate
about food, but thirty eight percent of people admit that
fussy eaters turn them off.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Faccy eaters.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, well, the ones that are like, excuse me, can
I make sure that the greens are not touching my
protein because I need them separate? Or the people that
are like I already ate before I came, so I
only have a salad.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I hate that.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That is so annoying to me as a dude that
usually pays for first dates. Whenever somebody's been on a
date with me, they're insecure about eating in front of me.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Because women do do that with guys.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So do men.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
That's what my example is.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The men that are just passing on carbs and it's
very frustrated.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I just all the protein, but like no carbs. I
don't even go to cross my plate eat you know
what I mean?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Like I'm a worrying to them.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
An allergy to carbs, you know, I'm just like, yeah,
that would be annoying. But I've always anytime I've been
with a girl and she orders like a salad at
a steak place, one eat right, I'm not gonna judge
you for eating. But also, no matter what that salad is,
like fifty bucks, I know you want more than that.
Don't waste my money on a salad day. You're just
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gonna like power through because you want to seem like
you don't eat. I'm not trying to date a rabbit.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Also, it's expensive.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Honestly, food compatibility really matters because it makes it such
an amazingly like sensual experience.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It is you share it the steak cut feed me, well, no.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I ordered what I want, You ordered what you want.
We should keep it that way. I don't want your food.
I would have ordered it if I want.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It doesn't sound fun.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What foods do they say you should not eat on
a first date? They say anything to garlicky, I.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Don't think that's true and all unless one of you
is having garlic and the other is why you matched
my garlic in my onion intake. Oh we're fine, it
cancels each other out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
But then you're kissing him and you're gonna smells each
other out and I having you have it. It's over.
I have it. You have it. Now, it's both take
ticknacks and then it'll be great.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
They came out with the study a while ago that
said that women are attracted to the smell of garlic
on men. And I guarantee you there's a lot of
bros out there before dates rubbing garlic on the body.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
We're just getting gar looked up for dude.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's usually it just kind of comes through and your sweat,
you know, it's like it's like it's like a pheromone thing.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's like that manly thing.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
They also say you shouldn't eat or ramen on a
first date.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Why that'd be a pretty safe bet. It's just so messy, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
They say the issue is the mess and the slurping
and getting liquid down your shirt or chin, which could
be a turn on to some people.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
I had one person when I was out eating with
them and they looked me dead in the eye halfway
through our meal and was like, hey, victory.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And I was like, yeah, it's up. And they're like
please never eat wings on a first date and like
why and they're like, look at yourself, go to the bat?
Was that me because I took a picture of you
covered in wings?
Speaker 8 (04:09):
They so young?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He does that too.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
She cannot eat wings without it being her whole face changes.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's hard experience, Yeah, but not cute. Hey, Dylan, Yeah,
do you have a first tape food that you don't eat?
Speaker 9 (04:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Man, I got one for you guys. Okay, So this
one time I did not recommend this, by the way.
I went out with a girl, okay, and we'd been
talking for a while, so I wanted to take her
to like this great restaurant that I'd heard about, this
like fancy place.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
We were at dinner and talking and I ordered this
cilantro and wanna dip with this fancy.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Bread so good, any I thought would be great.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
She was liking it, and then all of a sudden,
like my date started acting look weird and it was
kind of like choking and like her roastart closing up.
She ended up having like an allergic reaction or something,
and like, all of a sudden, I'm driving her to
the emergency room.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
I literally had to go all the way to the
hospital with her, and she had went fine, but she
was okay at the end. But it was awkward because
like I didn't know how to end the date.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That is an awkward end of the date. So like, uh,
we kissed.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I'm like, well, I gotta get going.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Oh my gosh, I like your mid date outfit, change
into the hospital.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Go.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
So I called her an uber and.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
She went my way and she got her discarded papers.
I think it was all goods.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Why you ask if you have any allergies.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Before you go on a date.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Why didn't she know that though, that she has an allergy?
You think so? Thanks? So, yeah, didn't she know she
had an allergy?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Dylan, That's what I thought too. No, I mean I
guess maybe she didn't know that there was a walnut
sent it or something. I think that it was the
one that did it. Yeah, I don't recommend eating something
that you're alerts are to a very.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Did you continue to date her or was that the
only date you went on with her?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
It was kind of a weird. I don't know. I
think she was embarrassed after.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Because you call her it's another jubile phone frame today
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, it's Donk.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Who.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, this is Donk. Maybe you don't remember even from
the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm
the I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks.
Maybe you were hammed, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name,
but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because
you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah,
so DONK found it.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I'm sorry who found it?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Donk?
Speaker 11 (07:18):
So you you mean you?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling
you back because I'm sure you want your wallet. Yeah yeah, yeah,
So bro, I got to talk to you about something though,
and like I hope you're sitting down or something like
not at work, you know what I mean, Like, because
this is like some shocking stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna work right now.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, so DONK was going through your wallet like to
like try to find out who you were, you know,
so I can call you back or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
And then I noticed a picture in there of the chick.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
I don't understand where it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, I like super hot chick. Her name is Michelle.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Yeah, that's my girlfriend.
Speaker 12 (08:01):
How did you know her name.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend?
Speaker 13 (08:08):
Bro?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Like, donk, sorry, what the are you talking about?
Speaker 8 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Like, so I just gotta be honest with you because like, bro,
code you know what I mean? Like I had no idea, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
But yeah, so like the other night, that chick that
picture in your wallet, you know my girlfriend?
Speaker 13 (08:27):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening if
you know what I mean? Sorry, bro, what the are
you talking about? I mean like she has a.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Thing for bartenders, especially donk if you know what I mean,
if you can.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Fuddy, buddy, I don't know what you're trying to do
right now if you're trying to me.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
But I don't think this is funny.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well I can see that, dude, Like I'm so sorry
to break the news to you, Like you left your
wallet at the bar. I'm trying to call and get
it back, and then I see a picture of a girl.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Listen, listen to me, Listen to you, path, listen stop
a drawl or whatever the hell's going on your stone?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
You think this is funny, I'm joking with you, dude,
I got you.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't know her, dude, I mean I know her
because like she was in there the other night with you,
but like I just remember her name or whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But yeah, no, it's all good, bro, still your girl?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
What what what do I see my wallet back?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yes, sorry dude, Like sometimes Donk just can't help a joke,
you know, like life of a bar tender.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
So hey, yeah, I can get your wallet back to you.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So you come down here just like gonna cost you
like two hundred What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (09:35):
What are you saying?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Like, bring two hundred bucks and it's your horse, bro,
I pray that you are a dope right now?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Because I've come down there and I will get my wallet.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
No, I'll come down there and I'll get my wallet one.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Dude, hard bar you drive a hard bargain, but don
can go as low as a hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
That's fine.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Oh Don's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I'm gonna come down there.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
And if you do have my wallet, if my wallet
is in that facility, you are going.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
To give it to me. I don't even give it
about the wallet.
Speaker 14 (10:05):
Actually, I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna I'm
gonna take your face okay, and I'm gonna let you
really understand your own bar.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Can you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I'm sort of confused.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
I'm gonna take the study talk.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 12 (10:19):
So?
Speaker 5 (10:20):
So my advice to you, because I'm gonna come down
there right now, don't be there.
Speaker 15 (10:26):
Leave the wallet with someone else because if I see
you when I get there, there's going.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
To be a problem.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Like what kind of problem, dude? I'm still confused.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
I'm gonna you and I will take my wallet and
set up.
Speaker 16 (10:39):
That.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, all right, totally got it now, bro.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Then I'll just let you know this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your girl friend Michell set you up.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It's a show, she said. She stops your wallet on
the way hold me yesterday, my shall.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
I am painting back for Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, It's time
for Nina. Is what's trending?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
You know, the demure trend. Either you fully embraced being
very demure and very mindful or you hate it. Wherever
you stand with it, it doesn't really matter because the TikTok,
creator who popularized the trend, is really upset with herself.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Why because she didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
File a trademark and somebody else did serious on the
on the phrase very demure, very mindful.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Can you believe that?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
So there's some guy out there named Jefferson Bates who
has no connection to TikTok or to Jules Lebron who
is the creator of this. He just went out there
filed the trademark. And this guy has other trademarks too,
for like let's ride in Broncos County.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So like he's just ready to pound.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh okay, anytime something goes viral, he's just like, it's mine.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
There's a whole subsect of society that they think they're
business people, but they're really just trolls where they purchased
trademarks and domain names and stuff like that and then
sue people for using it.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
But life, I mean, it wasn't in their brain that
came up with it, so anyway, but it wasn't hers either.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
She watched Breakfast at Tiffany's or something that they say
the word demur and she's.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Like, I want to be like that, Okay, very demure
of me. It's the one responsible for getting people in
on it this time around.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
I literally DM. I think it was Gabby and Victoria
a scene from like the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
They said the whole sentence pretty much, really seriously as.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It was.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It was I can't remember.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
It's just an old it's like a black and white
like old movie or whatever. And that's like very very mindful.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Well, they didn't trademark themselves back then either, so everybody
keeps dropping the ball until Jackson comes around or Jefferson
my bad.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Whatever his name is.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Anyway, Yeah, she's really distressed about it. She's like, I
should have tried harder to capitalize on this.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
But does that mean if you say it then you
can get sued for saying it. If you put it
on merch, yeah, you can get a cut of the
merch or whatever. Yeah, yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
The TSA has been keeping themselves very busy. You know,
try is going to be rough through Labor Day weekend.
But there's one thing that but they tweeted out or
xed out whatever you call it now to ruffle some feathers,
and that is that peanut butter is a liquid. So
they send that out to remind people because people have
been trying to bring peanut butter, I guess through TSA
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and like, no, guys, like it really is a liquid.
But then of course the people that know that it's
technically a non Newtonian fluid.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Jump peanut butter anymore.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Petroleum.
Speaker 17 (13:38):
That is not right.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
But they are just wanting to make sure everybody knows
if you're trying to bring peanut butter through TSA, it
does need to be three point four ounces, or.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
People trying to bring peanut butter with them on trips.
I guess, I mean it makes good, yeah, because it's
peanut butter. And you set, I mean it's not a solid,
it's not a gas. Well, it's a liquid. It's a
new it's a non Newtonian fluid fluid. Liquid. No, but
it's it's harder than liquid.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Somewhere somebody's throwing a fit too because they have to
throw away their peanut butter.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I've had stuff of mine thrown away by TSA lotions
and things like that, you know, But I do watch
some people who get it taken away and it's like
ruins their whole life. It's like, dude, just go get
some new peanut butter when you land have to be
this an international incident because they took your peanut butter away, especially.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
When they do it in front of everyone. Everyone's taking
your stuff and you're.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Cycle, are they really freaking out that bad? There was
a peanut butter company in New York called I Think
Peanut Butter Company. You can now get it at Trader Joe's,
but before you could, you weren't able to get it
anywhere else, and people would try to bring that back,
and so that got taken.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Away verys Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
They had all kinds of flavors like cinnamon, raisin and like, oh,
I don't remember any other ones because that's the only
one I liked.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
But so anyway, that's what's trending. First Day to follow
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Speaker 1 (14:59):
Natasha is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named
Mason who she really likes. So in a few minutes
we're gonna call him see if you'll tell us why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Natasha,
how long has it been since you heard from Mason.
Speaker 12 (15:12):
Oh man, it's been it's been like a couple of days.
Like I don't know, Well, he he won't hang out
with me again were I don't know. He just says
he's busy. It's the word fairly obligation, Okay, but.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Could not be legit if it's been a couple days
or the couple days is silence.
Speaker 12 (15:32):
I mean, like we work in the same building. I
just don't get it, Like it's.
Speaker 18 (15:36):
Not it's just a bunch of it's too much to
bes because he could just be busy or I don't know,
I feel like something else is going on. Like we
had such a great date. We had like fire, it
was amazing. So like the fact that he won't like
just meet up for another happy hour right across the
street from our office is just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well, let's talk about the date. Let's hear about the fire.
Speaker 12 (16:03):
Well, I mean, like, I don't know, we had a
really good time, Like our date was like amazing, but
like we were like touching, kissing, like we shared appetizers
and like.
Speaker 17 (16:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (16:15):
Then we went back to his house and we hooked up.
I had to go, Like I had to sneak out
in the middle of the night because I had a
early workday the next day.
Speaker 12 (16:25):
But I don't know. I just thought that since it
was so hot, and really I didn't see anything that
went wrong. I just don't understand, like why he can't
even like, I mean, after our coffee in the lobby, Like,
what in the heck right now?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
It feels like you're a little eager. Have you expressed
that eagerness at any point after so you guys hooked up?
Speaker 12 (16:46):
Well yeah, yeah, but like, okay, so I might have
like kicked something when I left his house that may
have upset him, Like I took something and when I
was leaving, Yeah, I might have kicked something like oh
my shoe, Well there was a kitty litter on my
shoe and I was leaving his house, so I was like,
oh no, maybe I kicked over in his cat's litter box.
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And maybe that is that why he's not talking to me.
I mean, I might be pens.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So did you leave a mess behind you? Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 12 (17:19):
It was dark, it was early. I didn't see it.
I might have met I don't even know if the
cat was in there.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Sorry, it's not funny.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Did you address the potential mess that you left? Did
you say sorry, I think I kicked something on my
way out or anything like that.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
I want to explain myself, but like I'm just not
he won't meet up with me, so he's just being
cold and.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
I after hooking up and after the way everything went,
and then if I made a mess at his apartment,
and if that's why he doesn't want to see me again.
Speaker 12 (17:55):
Just tell me.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, that doesn't feel good, right, yeah, especially after hooking
up with somebody, they owe you a little something that
doesn't feel good.
Speaker 12 (18:02):
Have any family obligations. I don't even understand how many
could be possible.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It'll be okay, Well, we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if you tell us
why he's ghosting you, and maybe get to another date
if you still want one. Okay, okay, thank you, all right,
we'll play a song come back and get your first
day follow up next. Natasha is on the phone today
for our first date follow up. She's getting ghosted by
a dude named Mason, So in a second we're gonna
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call him, see if you tell us why he's ghosting her,
and maybe get her another date. But real quick, Natasha,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Basically, we work in the same building. We didn't realize
we had worked together for so long, and then we
had she hung out and we hooked up. I don't know,
I maybe kicked over his catbox and now he will
hang out with me, and she's getting me a bunch
of weird excuses.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
All right, do you think it might be because he
kicked over the litter box on accident? All right, well,
we'll see if we can figure it out.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (19:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, Hi, I'm asking to Mason. Please, Mason, how are you?
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Good's who's Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Thank you for asking Mason. My name is Jebel, and
I host a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show
him Mason.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
The whole show's here. I'm Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Hey, guys, I've heard you, guys. I heard you guys later,
I heard you guys earlier.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh, oh, thank you. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
We're just calling to say thank you. We were watching
you listen. We're actually calling you because we got an
email about you, Mason, okay, from somebody who you went
on a date with but now you're ghosting.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
This is a first date follow up?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Oh okay, all right, so what the what are the accusations?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Any idea, any idea of who would email us?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Natasha?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I'm pretty sure you're correct, Mason, Natasha, what happened? She
wants to know why you're ghost singer. She says, she
really likes you, but now you are.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Okay, So all right, well this is.
Speaker 19 (20:22):
Okay if she wants to hear it on the radio.
So we obviously, like she told you, guys, kind of
the basic what happened. We met and we went off
for drinks, and then she might well she might have
spent the night saying okay, cool, and then so thanks
for drinking, and I'm a light sleeper. She spent the
night and I kept on waking up because she kept
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on farting, and and it's fine, there's nothing wrong with farts.
But it's just a little bit like maybe I guess
too soon for fart, if that makes sense, Like I
just you know, I just kind of met her and
I'm already hearing her fart and.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
You can't exactly, you can't really control your body too soon.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, So which is fine because I'm sure, like you know,
who doesn't fart so, but I was just a little
bit much for me. It kind of gave me an eck.
But there's nothing, there's no bad thing.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
I should just honestly, I should have just got back here.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
It wasn't like why you guys were like stuff is.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
No.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
I mean, I I was sleeping. Who knows what she
was but I rememberphy, it was just it was just sleep.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Okay, Like I could I could see like if she
was doing it on purpose or like blatantly in front
of you in the middle of conversation.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
But like if you're sleeping, you can't really control what's happening, right.
Speaker 14 (21:44):
I know.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
That's why it's an embarrassing ick I guess. I mean,
I just again, like it's maybe if I just.
Speaker 19 (21:50):
Knew her longer for it like a dating thing, because
you know, there's something wrong with that when you're dating someone.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
But I was nervous about that, falling asleep next to
someone for the first time, if I'm going to fart
or not, that's.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
How you get nervous.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah, yeah, what if you were in his position. I'm
just curious, like how other people would handle that, Like
if you she was sleep farting. I think that's that'd
be cute unless they were like real bad ones.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
She doesn't even know she's farting. She's embarrassed right now.
Are you crying right now? I'm just laughing. Oh, I'm sorry. Well,
thank you for telling us the truth. Mason.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Yeah, I feel boud.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
I'm a light sleeper. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Sure, Mason, I don't know if you remember or not.
But when we do the first date follow ups, the
other person is on the phone. So Natasha's on the
phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
All right, you heard all that, hyr Yeah, no, no,
it's cool. You know you were definitely farting.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
For dinner. Yeah, we know, Okay, Okay, I was walking lost.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
I probably an't want to air my stomach. Maybe I didn't.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
I don't know if I remember.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
I don't know who was farting, but there was farting dude,
so or something.
Speaker 12 (23:18):
When when I too, it's cute and you it just
seems uncomfortable around you, So you know, sorry, I don't know.
You were totally farting more than I was, And I
feel so much better now.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Okay, well, I'm glad we're on the same page, part
page or something.
Speaker 19 (23:39):
I'm glad we have the same Yeah, I'm glad I
heard you got to hear me fart because I felt
them fair.
Speaker 12 (23:45):
I thought I thought you didn't want to talk to
me anywhere because I kicked over your cat.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Pok. Yeah that was totally it. No, that happens all
the time. That's that's fine.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Well, now that you have both known each other heart so,
I I mean, yeah, Mason, would you like to go
on another date with Natasha?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (24:08):
So I guess now that we both realize they were
both nighttime tutors.
Speaker 12 (24:11):
Uh night.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
I mean, I'm not I'm not opposed to it.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
And I definitely feel bad about ghosting and I shouldn't
have done that. And now that now it's just now
it's this whole thing is it's really funny.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
So yeah, that'd great.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Natasha, congratulations been another day.
Speaker 12 (24:28):
Yeah, thank you guys. That's awesome and speaks for apologizing.
I hated that feeling.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Yeah, so definitely, yeah, definitely and leave.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Yeah, let's go on the second date.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Okay, that's and now it doesn't matter if you guys fart, No, no,
maybe do things to turn each other on.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Reset. I like that a hard part Reset's first day
follow up.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Dang it, I went to hit my sound and it
didn't go there.
Speaker 8 (25:08):
We go.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
A large black coffee, large black cors Do you mean
a venty?
Speaker 8 (25:16):
No? Large?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
He means event Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Venti is large, Danny.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Large is large. In fact, coal is large, and grande
is Spanish for large.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
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Speaker 12 (26:55):
Dang it.
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Jewel Show?
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Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
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Hey, I'm up just killing hoping I I can beat her?
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Speaker 8 (27:50):
Oh oh, let's go six?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Six? Okay, Victoria, what do you think your chances of
beating Stuart are?
Speaker 8 (27:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Kind of lea is me with four? That's not more confidence?
Speaker 8 (28:01):
You don't have to do the contest, right, all right,
we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Send Victoria out of the studio. Well she's leaving, Stuart.
The game is played like this.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Okay, got it all right? You ready?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Okay, Stuart, your time starts now? Sure or false? Ants
have no blood vessels?
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Well?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
How many genes does a human being have?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Oh, let's go too.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
How many miles are in a light year?
Speaker 9 (28:41):
I'm learning the six to six thousand album?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
What decade did we get electricity? Which one of the
seven wonders of the world is still standing?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Pyramids?
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Speaker 1 (28:58):
We'll bring Victoria back in the studio, and while she's
putting her headphones on his stuff, Stewart, what's something you
would like the world to know today?
Speaker 9 (29:06):
My wife and myself we have a newfound love of
international travel.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
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Uh?
Speaker 9 (29:15):
We did a cruiser of the Caribbean, then we did Japan.
In November, we're going to tai paper sixty fifth birthday,
and then maybe we're going to Croatia on that toe.
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I just got a job to get me some medical
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till I'm officially retired.
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her and not my wife.
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Victoria whin to go.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Go sure false? Ants have no blood vessel?
Speaker 12 (30:10):
True?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
How many genes does a human being have? Twenty? How
many miles? I was thinking, like the pair of genes?
I feel like I know this isn't that twenty one? No,
it's what question are you answering? That's how many miles
are in a light year?
Speaker 16 (30:26):
A lot?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What decade did we get electricity?
Speaker 13 (30:28):
What?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Which one of the sevens is still standing?
Speaker 9 (30:35):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What which one of the seven wonders of the world
is still standing? Well, China, I'm.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Feeling pretty good about this.
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I think you're good to be feeling good about the Stewart.
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All right, let's get let's go to the scoreboard and
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Speaker 6 (30:51):
Producer Brad Alright. Stewart got one correct and Victoria got one.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
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now with Nino. Ants have no bloodbath vessels. That is true.
That's true.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
The human being has one hundred thousand genes, like genetics,
and I always pairs of genes. There are six trillion
miles in a light year. What I said, I got
that right. The decade that we got electricity was back
in the eighteen hundreds. It was eighteen eighty two, eighteen
one hundreds, like nineteen sixty. Okay, And the one seven
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wonders of the world that's still standing is the Great
Pyramid of Giza and.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
The very Well China.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
It's not fully still standing. That's only a piece of it.
What do you mean that's only a piece of the
original creating wonder.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Well that piece is still standing. Cool, that's still wrong answer, Stuart.
Thank you for playing man, you got it.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
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Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's time to Cash a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Jeff is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend, Kat, who's been
dating for three months, might already be messing around. We'll
see if we can help.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Him out, Jeff. Sorry, you're going through this, man, what's
going on? Why do you think Kat's cheating on you?
Speaker 12 (32:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Man, I mean, look, I'll just keep her sore and
simple pretty much.
Speaker 15 (32:24):
Kat and I go to these parties every I don't know,
every couple of weeks or so.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
It's just kind of common friends that we have. I'm
an actor, she's an actor. We have a lot of
actor friends and nothing.
Speaker 20 (32:35):
We were at one of these parties and I was
talking to this one guy outside having a cigarette.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
And he was asking me how I was going with Kat,
and I was just telling you, you know, it's going good.
I mean I like her, I think I love her.
So far, so good.
Speaker 15 (32:47):
And then he starts telling me, like to going on
this tangent, telling me to be careful, keep an eye
out on her. He saw her go in the room
with this guy and he was in there and she
was in there a long time with them, and like
that really called me off.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Guard, and I can't stop thinking about this.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, that's always disturbing, especially when it's somebody that's close
to you, like you would hope they're just looking out
for you.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Did you say anything to Kat?
Speaker 8 (33:13):
I mean I hadn't. No, I haven't had a second guy.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, no, Okay, does she act different around you?
Speaker 8 (33:22):
No, but I feel like I might.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Start acting different because it's on my mind.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, did this guy like give you details about who
she was in the room with or like, was it
just kind of only?
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yeah? I just told me they were just in there.
And again he didn't sit there in confirm it that,
like you know, they did who knows what, But like
he was just saying they were in there a long time.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
And how old do you know this dude?
Speaker 8 (33:45):
She's a friend of mine. He's a homie, I mean
when I'm best.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Friends, but I know him.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Does he like Kat? Like, like, is he cool with
her being your your girl?
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I mean, yeah, he's my home. I wouldn't see why
he'd have a problem with Cat. He's he's kind of
part of our friend group. We all hang out at
these parties, were all artists.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
No, yeah, he's he's cool.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Did you ever think about asking somebody else at these parties,
like if they'd seen her doing anything?
Speaker 12 (34:12):
Not?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Not yet at least sure.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I mean, you don't really want it to get back
to her that you're running around you and being like,
what's my girl doing? So probably better that you haven't.
Has she done anything like this before? Like does she
have a history of cheating that you're aware of?
Speaker 8 (34:27):
Oh no, no, no no.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
And you didn't see where the guy, like the who
she went in with, Like you didn't go check on it, like, oh,
let me go, where's my girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I wasn't there.
Speaker 20 (34:37):
Or of course I would have like investigated or even
gone in the room if I actually saw her going.
Speaker 8 (34:42):
In the room back then of course this is just
stuff that was bad to me.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, okay, Well we'll try to figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card
member at, So we'll call and pretending to be from
the grocery store and tell her that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at randomly gest free
flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if
she sends us to you or to somebody else. Okay,
sounds good, Okay, pleasure. I'll come back and get your
to catch theeter next right in the middle of to
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catch a teeter and if you're just joining us, Jeff
is on the phone, and Jeff thinks that his girlfriend
Kat might be cheating.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
They've been dating for three months.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
So in a minute, we're gonna call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
member at and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member who gets three flowers delivered from our
Florida department. We'll see if she sends those to Jeff
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Jeff,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 20 (35:33):
What happened was I was just like one of these
parties with my girlfriend a bunch of other actor and
artist friends of ours. Is just to get together where
we just you know, enjoy ourselves during drink a little
play some games, and I was outside having a cigarette
with one of the homies. Is just one of our
friends that comes to these parties off, and then he
starts to just asking me questions about Cat, how it's
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going with her, And I'm telling him, you know, things
are going good.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
I like her, I think I love her. It's been
three months. And he's just starts putting off on this tangent,
telling me to be careful, keeping an eye out on
her and whatnot.
Speaker 14 (36:06):
And telling me that he saw Cat go into a
room with another guy and was in there for a
long time. And yeah, that's the big juice.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, anybody tells you that. All right, are you read
for us to call her?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (36:22):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hello, this is Gorbyn calling from and I take the
cat please?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Oh yeah, she's all sleep right now?
Speaker 16 (36:42):
No take a message or so?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
This is cat phone.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm just answering it for she pass
out right now.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I can call back. I'm calling from the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
What the Tim?
Speaker 12 (36:56):
Tim?
Speaker 5 (36:57):
What are you doing? Tim?
Speaker 12 (36:59):
Who's this? Yo?
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Tim?
Speaker 12 (37:01):
What are you doing? What do you?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Why are you with Cat?
Speaker 15 (37:03):
Tim?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
This is the Jewbel Show. It's a radio show. My
name is Jewbel. Yeah, Hi, I am Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
And that's your whatddy Jeff on the phone, and we
do a segment called to Catch Cheater. So he thought
Kat might be cheating because you kind of said she
might be.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Oh man, yeah you know Jeff what what?
Speaker 8 (37:23):
Tim? Tim?
Speaker 5 (37:25):
Are you serious right now? You're the one that wouldn't eat?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
All right, let's not jump to conclusions even though I
have also yep, let's go, Tim, why are you answering
Cat's phone?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
And why are you there while she's asleep? U?
Speaker 5 (37:40):
Why do you guys think?
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay, so you're not denying it?
Speaker 13 (37:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, no, how long has this been going on?
Speaker 12 (37:51):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (37:52):
What's the man?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Tim?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
What are you talking?
Speaker 12 (37:54):
What are you doing with Kat?
Speaker 14 (37:56):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (37:58):
What?
Speaker 7 (37:59):
What?
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Didn't we talked last week? I told you to watch
out for her. That's what she does.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
He adn't tell me it was you, he piece.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
I mean, yeah, I guess I didn't. But yeah, that
was me to went in the room with her, So,
like you know, I guess surprised.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Wait, so when you told him that that his girlfriend
Kat went in the room with somebody, you were talking
about yourself?
Speaker 8 (38:24):
I was, I mean, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Mean I was trying to trying to be a good dude.
Let him know you know she kind of knowing to
do this.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Bro, You're just trying to help him out by baiting
her or like you just wanted to do this, Like
do you like her or what?
Speaker 18 (38:40):
What?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
I don't understand. I'm so lost.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
No, everyone's just trying to hooks up at these parties
and that's like kind of what happens. Man, there, Jeff,
you know you know this is what happens at these parties.
Speaker 12 (38:51):
Bro, Bro, Bro, don't call me bro man, you can't.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
You're ruined everything. You ruined everything? Yeah, settled down, all right? Something,
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Have me done to this guy? Got some nerve?
Speaker 8 (39:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Bro?
Speaker 5 (39:12):
What what happened to the party before? Okay?
Speaker 11 (39:15):
We if I if I remember correctly here, Jeff, someone
instigated something with me a couple of weeks ago and
told me that cat was probably all doing the same thing.
Speaker 12 (39:26):
Remember this.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Look, all I remember is that you are being at
East of Trash. You are a piece of trash and
the worst friend ever. Damn, Jeff, dude, stopping so hard
on your phone.
Speaker 12 (39:41):
Man, Come on, this is just like whatever.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Well, like, okay, a couple of weeks ago, I mean
Jeff kind of, you know, instigator, kind of came on
to me, told me that Kat was.
Speaker 16 (39:52):
Probably all doing the same sort of thing. Yeah, Jeff, what,
I don't this is too much for me.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
For me too.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
So did you hook up with Tim?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Right?
Speaker 12 (40:09):
So?
Speaker 16 (40:09):
What?
Speaker 5 (40:09):
Well, what's following with that?
Speaker 8 (40:11):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Well then you cheated too, did Kat know?
Speaker 5 (40:15):
Yeah? I mean, I'm so't suspect. I ain't say anything,
but she knows.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
I mean, like being so hard on you though, Bro,
It's just it's just fun. I mean like everyone's just
having a good time, you know.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Okay, I don't know what goes on at these parties.
As long as everybody's on the same page, it's a
good time. But it seems like we've got a little
bit of different ideas.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
That's true, Okay, all right, well, Tim Lloyd, what about it?
Came over and we talked it out and we can
settle this.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
It's not a big deal, dang Tim skirt Jeff right now.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
Look, now, I can be there in like thirty minutes,
not that far. Thirty minutes. You better be hearing thirty minutes.
Then you only have thirty minutes, be quick?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
What okay?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
For what I think I know, all right, Well I
let you guys work it out. Jeff, I'm glad I
know you got your answer. It happened, and take care bye.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, all right, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
So I'm Vernina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Do you make sure to set away message every time
you're away from the office in your email? Well, there's
a new trend in doing that. I don't either, but
there's a new trend. We got to figure it out
if we want to be on trend where it's incredibly
blunt and almost rude. An example is one person who
said out on PTO and won't be checking email, you
should do the same. That's just one example, but I
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guess a lot of people are taking that to heart
and sending like kind of rude, quirky messages in their
out box so you get something fun while they're on vacation.
Speaker 17 (41:45):
I kind of like that.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
I used to say.
Speaker 6 (41:47):
I used to have a twenty four hour a day,
seven day a week email responder set that if you
emailed me, it would email you back and say, hey,
thanks for the email. I only check my email at
this time in this time, so I'll get back to
you in one of those times.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
What's nice at least to when to expect it.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I did that too, and then I had to have
meetings with the higher ups here, Like the super higher
ups in the company thought I was being root and disrespectful.
I was like, I'm actually trying to be respectful because
time to let you know, Hey, this is the time
I'll check it, because like I can't guarantee that I'll
check it all the time, so everybody will know they'll
get a response from me at this time.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
And then they, yeah, they weren't very happy with me
for that some reason. No, I just don't check it
at all.
Speaker 8 (42:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:26):
By the way, I did this in a different company
than we work at now, but one of the bosses
was the same and that person was very upset with
me back then, very upset.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
I feel like it's good because so too.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Hey, if I email producer Brad, I know between two
and four he's gonna respond or he'll see it or whatever.
But yeah, so that's why I just don't even bother
at the email anymore.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
If you didn't put a smiley face after it, that's probably.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Sensitive. Were these executives very.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
The new Beetlejuice movie got a four minute standing ovation
the Venice Film Festival. So the new Beetlejuice is called
Beetlejuice Beetle Juice, and it's what was the original. It
was the original on called the Beetle Juice one thirty
six years later. It came out in nineteen eighty eight. Yeah,
and Michael Keaton is reprising his role as Beetlejuice, and
(43:13):
the critics are saying he's never been beetlejuicier. He's a
little older now, but apparently it's an incredible movie and
they're projecting an eighty million dollar box office opening. So
I want to go see big things for that one. Yeah, Vick,
you should add it to your reviews.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I know I want to go see it. You could
also go to this if you were in Europe.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
But there's a museum in the coastal city of France
that's holding a brand new exhibit all about nudity. The
Museum of European and Mediterranean Civilizations has opened this unique
exhibit where it features six hundred photos, videos and everyday
objects showcasing what they call the naturalist culture. The interesting
thing about this is that people can experience the naturalist
(43:55):
culture natural.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
They just have to wear shoes. Oh so you can
walk in there naked the shoe. Yeah, I guess it's turning.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
It's turning into a trend if it's your birthday, where
people feel good that they can go embrace their birthday
suits and celebrate the original birthday suits.
Speaker 12 (44:10):
They just.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Never thought about why it's called the birthday suit. Why
because that's what you're born in. You're born naked. Oh,
that's the actual birthday suit. I thought people. I thought
when the people say birthday suit, they just have like
a fun naked broh. I never knew the birthday suit
was just your naked body.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
That makes so much more.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
She just found that out. Guy, they did a birthday suit.
I'm glad you never put that on an invite to
your birthdays. Everybody's showing up naked birthday.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
There's literally Katie Perry song it talks about the birthday suit.
I thought she had a really cool suit on naked
bro Why and that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Erry's mind is blown right now, matter MACHINEO. I don't
know what to say.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I wish you wouldn't have learned that, because I really
wanted to see an invite from you inviting everybody to
come to your birthday and their birthday.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
See your favorite Victoria birthdays to its body on my shirt,
like that shirt with a picture of Victoria's birthday? Yeah,
where'd you find that? How did you get here?
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Jewbles?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (45:39):
What up?
Speaker 20 (45:40):
I sure do.
Speaker 8 (45:41):
I don't know how dirty it is, but what it
is is I have a frosting fetish. Let me give
you an example. So I was on a date.
Speaker 21 (45:49):
We went to this buffet and you know how they
have those individual carrot cakes with the frosting and then
the carrot on top.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hello.
Speaker 21 (45:58):
So I go after we you know, we get our buffets.
I go, I grab like five cakes, I get my
butter knife. I scrape the frosting off of each cake
and then I put it on one.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
Of the cakes.
Speaker 21 (46:12):
Okay, okay, yeah, And so my date is just freaking out,
got up and left the table.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
Told me later she was embarrassed. Now here's another thing.
Speaker 21 (46:20):
I'm the guy who takes all the marshmallows out of
the Lucky Charms and leaves the rest.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Is as like a sugar thing.
Speaker 8 (46:32):
I don't know, but It's been happening ever since I
was a kid. I also get double stuff oreos.
Speaker 21 (46:37):
I'll get one bottom layer with Oreo cream on it,
and then I get like nine oreos. Take the cream
out of the middle, put them on one, and then
put a cookie on top, and I.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
Eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Okay, So you just love frosting like crazy.
Speaker 8 (46:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just I'm a frosting freak. What can
I say?
Speaker 5 (47:00):
You guys, have a good one, all right, you do,
go get some.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
I love your show. I don't know how.
Speaker 21 (47:04):
Dirty that was, but you know, when you wake up
and there's no marshmallows in the lucky charms, I'm not
gonna cough do it?
Speaker 2 (47:12):
All right? Well, thank you man, appreciate you have a
good one, all right?
Speaker 7 (47:16):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Right bye? Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
Yeah, okay, so my.
Speaker 17 (47:22):
Dinner secret is pretty much. I used to work for
a dealership, and you know, now everybody's struggling with those
gas and stuff like that gas expect So anyways, I
was always short of gas.
Speaker 8 (47:34):
And we know, we throw a car, we'll have.
Speaker 17 (47:36):
Our business cards with the dealership to fill up the car.
So a lot of the times the cars already had
potechic gas. I asked my girlfriend, it takes your car
to the gas station, that will meet her there, and
I'll use that cars just to fill up the gas.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Wow, that's one way to Doriend's car.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
Yeah, well we'll take turns. Sometimes you use my car, sometimes.
Speaker 8 (47:58):
You use her car.
Speaker 17 (47:59):
So so pretty much the whole week, we always have
sort of full tank of gas and it helps us
out so much. But that dealership doesn't exist in what
pretty much went bankrupt now.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Maybe because there are.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
Probably why.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 8 (48:17):
Apologize, take care Bay.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Well, what's your dirty little secret,