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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever told an innocent white lie. It's the
double show, of course you have. You know, like, you
wake up one morning and you don't feel like going
to work, so you pick up the phone and do
the usual. You call nine to one one to report
that your boss has been running a huge drug operation
from his cubicle and there's a big deal going down
this afternoon, and if they get there in time, they
can stop him. And of course, even though your boss
says you're not very organized and you can't make deadlines,
(00:21):
you did plant a kilo with pixie dust in his
desk just for this occasion, and voila, offices shut down
for the entire day and you don't need to go
to work an you might even get a promotion when
they look for his replacement. Anyway, not every innocent little
white lie works out as well as that normal. That's
why people are sharing the times that innocent little white
lies have gotten them in trouble. We'll go over it
(00:42):
next and you can tell us yours text in four
one oh six one or call us eight eight three
four three one o six one and we'll do it next.
Situle show. I pretend to be blind because I thought
that glasses were cool, and my parents paid for three
different doctors and specialists until I had to come clean
that I was lying. I did it for six months.
That's a little extreme guest to acting of my life,
but all the makeup, school work I had to do,
(01:02):
it wasn't worth it. I was a text message. We
just got in at four one oh six one because
we asked people what time a little white lie has
gotten them in trouble? I think pretending you were blind
for six months, is it more than a white lie
lie beyond w isn't that kind of borderline? What does
it mean when you're like, yeah, something else is going
on there. Yeah, that's a lot of work to put
(01:23):
into a lie too. So text in a four one
o six one, there's a turn of people sharing the
time that they told a little white lie and it
totally backfired. So if you have one, hit us up.
Here's one. It says I told my coworkers that I
had a longtime girlfriend at another company in a similar field,
and then one day the company's merged and our company
had a strict no dating other employees policy, so they
were about to fire me until I had to come
(01:44):
clean that I made up my girlfriend at the other company. Oops.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
People did that in high school all the time. Oh,
you wouldn't know him. He goes to the other high school.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Could you imagine their face when they found out they
were emerging, like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, we just want to stop being bothered about being single, and.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Now here they are.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Dam that sucks. You gotta do that with your family
and your colors so much. Somebody just texts it in
at four one six one and said, my son wrote
his sister's name on a wall and crayon the other
day and tried to frame her for it. But she's
too young and doesn't know how to write yet. Obviously
he got his smarts from his father.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Man, my favorite is when kids lie, though really, you know,
when they come up to you all covered in chocolate.
I don't know why every kid knows how to do this,
But my nephew is five and he loves candy, and
so my parents hide chocolate in the little like thing
in the kitchen and he knows where it is. So
he comes and he gets and he smashes his face,
Oliver's hands, it's Oliver's face. And he asked him if
he eat chocolate, and just straight up goes, no.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What is that? Why do kids know how to do that?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So far? I all know how to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
My daughter just goes, I'm sorry. He stares you down
like she doesn't say that she did it. She doesn't
say that she didn't. She just looks at you and goes,
I'm sorry and then waits for your response. That's dairy,
it is, she's going to be. I didn't tell a
white lie about the chocolate. I ate, but I don't
mind telling a lie about where you went. So you
want to ask me about the chocolate again? The police
(03:11):
officers show up. I don't mind lying to those guys.
I want to ask me one more time about I.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Fight a chocolate all right, I just got real serious
playing with my toys. Accurate, we're going over It turned
of people sharing the times little white lives have gotten
them in trouble. Somebody said I made a fake Valentine's
Stake card for my stepdad from a secret admirer, and
I put it next to his bed and it caused
(03:36):
major drama because he's an habitual cheater and I didn't
know it. And it turns out that he actually thought
somehow the other girl that he was cheating with had
somehow left the card in the room, so he had
to come clean to the mom and their divorce.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Now, okay, the biggest lie I think I've ever said
was I'm not hungry or I'm not tired, and then
that backfires because I am so.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You know how you know, I don't think I'm capable.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Guys the jubil and ized height usually do the white
lie about the height?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But I think at age maybe thirty, you just give up.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wait, seriously, everybody knows, Victoria, do you have a time
a white laves gotten you in trouble? Not gotten me?
Speaker 7 (04:15):
But I remember my dad told me a story of
my uncle one time, who I guess my grandpa always
used to be like, no one ever eat the last
piece of pie, like just don't eat it. But he
would come home and I think he'd be drunk, and
he would always eat the last piece. But he would
tell my grandpa in the morning, oh the cat ate it,
Like what the cat got into it?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Like how does that even happen? Whatever? And eventually I
think the cat died, And so the cat died.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
But like he came home drunk one more time and
he ate the last piece, and so my Grandpa's waking
up going like there's no cat, like where's the last piece?
Like what the heck? And he goes, oh, crap, like sorry,
like I've been eating this entire time, and he's like,
are you serious, and got like so mad at him.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But Victoria's uncle comes home drunk a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
When he was younger. Okay, the younger ages. I have
no position to judg but damnly Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Somebody else's white lives backfired on me though, when they
told me that they were single.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
And then.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
And then her baby mama came to find me at
work at the gym that I was working at at
the time.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Baby mama, Yeah, there's it.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Was my boss at the gym. We were hanging out
because he was single. And then one day this girl
came in, well she was pregnant at the time. Actually
she came in looking for me and she was gonna
hurt somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And I was like, oh my god, this isn't my fault. Wait, Nina,
but that's your boss. Okay, what doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Too.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
He didn't tell me that he had a woman that
was knocked up. I didn't know she lived in the house.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
She was hold on Timeoutna, You keep presenting her as
if she's some random that was his legitimate It's not baby, mama,
this is not.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Some random girl house. This is not her. This is him.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's his high that got me in trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He told me fully pregnant girlfriend living in his house
and you just don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, while she hunted me down so we didn't have.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
To go, just tried to go to her boyfriend's work.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Going over. I turn to people sharing the time white
lives have backfired on them. Somebody tested in at four
one six one and says when I was in high school,
I went number two in the doghouse just for fun
and blamed it on the dog kill. But I forgot
my mom at a ring camera back there. She sent
me to therapy for a while. It's another jubile phone
frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Pee
(06:42):
Deekins calling from apartments. Is this Kelly? Yeah, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly,
move in day. Excited to have you. Yeah, yeah, Hey, listen,
I'm calling with a little bit of news on your place, okay,
and uh, not a big deal. I just want you
(07:02):
to be prepared Okay, Uh, so you're moving in today.
I know your appointment to move stuff in is a
little later, and it looks like for an undetermined amount
of time you are going to have a roommate in
your extra room there. What do you mean a roommate?
I mean, well, I don't know if you ever had
(07:24):
a roommate before, but roommates usually if you live in
a place and then there's someone else that lives there
as well.
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Yeah, I know what a roommate is.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Why are you saying I have a roommate.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Because I bought apartment to.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Not have a roommate. Yeah, so that was the plan.
But realized this morning that one of our favorite kookie
characters from the neighborhood has sort of decided to set
up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His
name is Johnny, and call him crazy Johnny around here.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
I'm sorry, you're telling me that I have a squad
living in my apartment right now, saying the apartment I'm
moving into today.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was
gonna be leaving, and he said some things in gibberish
and spat at me. So I didn't get a chance
to really talk to him? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Like?
Speaker 10 (08:18):
What are you running at halfway house right now?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Like, why is he in my house?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Or you have to get him.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Out of there?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You could lower your voice because I don't want I
don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening, and I don't really
want to make him upset. But hey, everything is good
to go.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
And you've got to be kidding me right now?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Why aren't you calling the police?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, well, because we like him. You know, he's a
nice guy at times. And are you're kidding me?
Speaker 10 (08:44):
He might be a nice guy to you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
This guy is not living in my apartment.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
I swear to God, you better be out of there
before I am there.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You haven't heard the best part. I'm sorry, the best part.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Like I this is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What is going on? We are prepared to offer you
ten percent off your first month's rent if you'll just,
you know, take in Crazy Johnny for just a little
while until we figure out how to get him out
of your place.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Ken percent off.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
I would get half that if I had a roommate.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
You want me to room with a guy named Crazy Johnny?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Crazy Johnny in the ferrets? Yeah, that's Crazy Johnny. What
his ferret? Yeah, he has a ferret band. Actually, it's
pretty interesting that he's taught up.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
What this has got to be? What are you hitting me?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his
ferrets how to play the drums. Actually, I mean, are
you what?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
I don't even understand what's happening right now.
Speaker 13 (09:47):
I am not moving into an apartment with a guy
named Crazy Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment.
I did not sign up for this, and I absolutely am.
I'm going to be calling the cops on you guys
if he is not.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Out right now. To be fair, the Fair band does
have a curfew of ten, and Crazy Johnny has never
missed it. He always gets him off the drums at
least by nine forty five.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
I swear to God, I am calling I am calling
the cops on you.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
I can't, Kelly, not be legal, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone frank on you and your boyfriend. Jake set you up.
He said you guys are moving in together and wanted
to mess with you on your moving day.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
What Okay, well now I have to get back at him.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
I can't deal with right now.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. Time for
Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 6 (10:52):
So jen Z is bringing back another thing that was
cool once upon a time, but this time it may
be not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What is it? Gen Z is bringing back the tanning bed?
We are?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah, I lived in a tanning flan for a long time.
By the way, I mean, it was a great job
and it was a good time because you double dip
and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But it's so bad for you double dip.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah, you would go like in a regular tanning bed,
and then after that you would go into the one
with the UVA race which is supposed to make them deeper,
So then you would double dipped.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Super illegal, right you could? Yeah, it is illegal.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
You're only supposed to be exposed to like UV light
for a certain amount of time when it's in a salon.
So that's why you can never tan unless it was
like fourth and twenty four hours, really every twenty four hours.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah, So yeah, newsflash, victorias are harmful.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Vitamin D de bred yeah, so this must be the
narrative that gen Z is telling themselves because they've found
themselves in the Tanning slan so much so that there
are different dermatologists that are issuing warnings to remind gen
Z that this Y two K trend is probably not
one that we should be at again.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Are they trying to bring back the orange person?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I think so.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Back in the nineties it was so cool. I know
all about that they had orange people, and you, guys,
I want to look like it. I would follow me
on my oompalloopa journey here.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Oh my gosh, you totally could. And then you could
do one of these costumes for Halloween and really own it.
Because Chipotle is teaming up with the Halloween Spirit Stores
for a whole line of their own Halloween costumes, so
that might go together if you're trying to be like
a spicy burrito.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Honestly, my first thought was just the ingredients, not the
final product.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I don't know why. I was like, who's walking around here?
Is like lettuce or like the corn salsa they have?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
They have a costume that is supposed to be a
fork and it's just a black onesie. That's good they're
not really breaking the bank into the development of.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
These particular costumes.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
But just because it's Chipotle, they are planning on making
money out of it. Also, they have a lip bomb
that's sold out that tastes like different types of like Chipotle.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Really, I have a tortilla blanket, so I can already
be a Victoria rito like a burrito.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But yeah, story believe that. And lastly, Twilight is coming back.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
There's a lot of nostalgia in this particular trending, but
it's coming back in an animated series.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
What at Netflix?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I like that it's easier to make things sparkle when
they die in animation.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I like that. Either I don't really want to see
an animated Twilight. I don't either.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
I feel like I would be okay if they did
one of those shows. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I like the movies.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Were the movies like, they're so good you can't redo it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, let's be done with it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Go on a different story.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Maybe it's Bella and Edward's like daughter, Oh, you know
what I mean, and it goes a different direction.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But anyway, if you're into it interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Was that like the Fuller House version of.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I mean, I feel like i'd like that Tylight is
Actually it's going to be based on Midnight Sun. You
would like to be specifics out, there's that coming to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And that's what's s trending. It's time to Catch a
Cheater only on the Juble Show. Julia is on the
phone today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with
her boyfriend Tony for six months, but now she thinks
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we're going to help her out. Julia, what's up? Why
do you think that Tony might be cheating?
Speaker 12 (14:19):
Well, actually, we're both in relationships right now and we've
been seeing each other.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
We work together.
Speaker 12 (14:25):
We've been seeing each other for about six months, and
we made a pack that we were going to break up.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
With our significant others so that we.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Could be together.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
And I don't know, he seemed kind of hesitant about it,
so I'm not sure what's going on. He's been It's
not that he's been avoiding me, but you know, we
don't usually talk at work anyway, Nobody really.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Knows what's going on.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
It's just he seems to be very distant, so I
don't know if he's changed his mind and anytime I
ask him about it, he just kind of ignores me
and walks away. You know, we fall in love and
we didn't want to see you, you know, make the
other my boyfriend or his girlfriend feel bad. But at
the same time, you know, whenever you find your true love,
then you need to embrace it. So I'm just trying
(15:10):
to figure out if what's going on with him? Did
he did he break up with her? I mean, my
my boyfriend, he doesn't seem interested in a relationship anymore,
so it's kind of time to end things anyway, and
I need to know, you know.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, it's hard to ask these questions though, because does
he live with his girlfriend? Do you live with your boyfriend?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
I mean, well, my boyfriend and I.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
Talked about living together, and he stays there sometimes, but
he works a lot, so Tony actually comes over to
my place quite often. He lives with his girlfriends, and
you know, he comes up with excuses why he has
to be out of town, and so, yeah, you know,
he seems to enjoy whenever he's with me, and I
(15:54):
just I don't know. I told him he can move
in with me. He just seems to kind of, I
don't know, ignore me now, So I need to know
what's going on so that I can just continue.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
You know, do I need to keep my boyfriend around or.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Girl respectively? This is like a cheating inception your father, father,
who else is cheating one? Yeah? But okay, so you're saying,
if he doesn't leave his girlfriend for you, you're going to
stay with your boyfriend anyway, which that probably isn't a
good idea.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
I don't, you know, my boyfriend's super, super nice. You know,
he just feed Dohm and seem like we've kind of
grown distant. We've been together for a while, a couple
of years, and it's just, you know, whenever you get
kind of in that spot where you just think that
you need to move on, and so he's so nice,
then I wouldn't want to give that up. But at
the same time, it's like, you know, what do you do?
(16:50):
It's it's confusing, and it's it's a hard.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Place to be in.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay, so both of you guys are technically cheating with
each other. But now you think that he might be
more serious about his girlfriend or do you think there's
someone else?
Speaker 10 (17:05):
I think, well, that's a good question.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
It's because we just kind of casually started talking at
work and started hanging.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
Out, and nobody knows that work.
Speaker 12 (17:14):
You know, We've tried to keep it very very quiet,
and but he maybe he does have somebody else, Maybe
there's a third person here that I don't even know about.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
How does he have the time? Yeah? I know this
is a lot for you.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
So I'm sorry I'm making jokes, but I'm trying to
digest how this is all working too.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
You know, try to try to think about it. Whenever
you're with somebody and you're like, Okay, you're comfortable and
they're so nice.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
And then all of a sudden you meet what.
Speaker 8 (17:40):
You believe is your true love.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
You know, what are you supposed to do with your
child and things? Things just kind of evolve.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And so is he telling you that he's going to
leave his girlfriend then and he hasn't yet?
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's that.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Was our pact and I'm ready to leave mine, but
I'm not going to just up and be alone if
he's not going to do the same thing. So I
need to figure out if he's truly committed to our
pact or if maybe he did find somebody else.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Maybe he's waiting for you to do it. Maybe he
doesn't think you're gonna do it because you haven't. Maybe
he's maybe I.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
Don't know, maybe he is. Maybe that's the answer to
the question. It's just a matter of finding out what's
you know, what's he thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay, well, you told us what grocery store he shops
at and is a rewards card member at. So we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
We'll see Ve, Senzo, see you, or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, well play so I'll come back. You're to
catch a teeter next, if you're just joining us for
(18:52):
today's to Catch a Cheeter. Julia is on the phone
and she's been seeing her boyfriend Tony for six months.
This is an interesting one and they're both in relationships.
But in a second, we're about to call and see
if he's cheating and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at and say
that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our floral department and see if he sends them
to Julia, his girlfriend, or to somebody else. But before
(19:14):
we do that, Julia, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
on your situation.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Well, we met at work, fell in love, and.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
We made a pack that we were going to leave.
Speaker 12 (19:23):
Our current significant others to be together, and he just
has drifted away. So I'm trying to figure out why,
if he's still as interested or what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay, all right, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Yeah? Yeah, let's get this fun.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is Gorble calling from
I was looking for our Rewards card member named Tony. Yeah,
this is Tony, Tony. How are you? Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling to
(19:58):
tell you congratulations. You're this month big winner.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
All right, what exactly did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh? Maybe you haven't seen. But every single month, we
choose one Lucky Rewards card member to say thank you
very much for shopping with us by gifting you free
flowers delivered anywhere in the United States from our four department.
You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered anywhere,
totally on us. It's actually a three hundred and fifteen
dollars value.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
All right, yeah, okay, great.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So here's how it works. I can take down the
information over the phone in just a few minutes. So
if you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take that information right now.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
No, let's just share it now on the phone some time.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, great. So first I'll need the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send them to you.
Speaker 10 (20:47):
Yeah, it's Emma.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, Emma, all right, and would you like to include
a card and anything in that card?
Speaker 10 (20:58):
Sure? Yeah, that's just something simple. I love you baby.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Happy anniversary, hopefully many more to come. Our anniversary is
coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh well, happy anniversary. How long you guys been together.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Here's a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, Tony, thank you very much for the information there. Now,
i'd just like to tell you that this is not
the grocery store. My name is Jubel. That's the radio show.
It's called the Jebel Show. Yeah shows here. Hi am Nina, Hi,
and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment on the
radio were called to catch a teater and your girlfriend
Julia is on the phone.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
Are you serious? What are you doing? What are you stupid?
Speaker 11 (21:40):
Like?
Speaker 10 (21:40):
What you would you him?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
Don't you dare call me that. You have been ignoring
me and you've been walking away. We made a pack
to be together and now now you're just being I mean,
I try.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
To walk to the radio.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You want to talk about the fact that we're both
cheating on our significant others on the on the radio.
Speaker 10 (22:06):
No, it's not crazy. It's still you can't do that.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Okay, you're out there and crazy, but no, I'm not
being crazy. You are being a complete arm total.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
You put us on the radio. This is I put
it on the radio because me.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
Now he got there and said, oh, you're the love
of my life. I'm going to leave Emma right, I
mean she's guys, but whatever you said that you were
going to be with me, and it's about time that
you own up and you you need to tell everybody
this is what you've been doing.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
You've been with me, you say you.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Love me, and then you just ignore me.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Okay, this is your idea. This seems like a good idea.
This is your way of trying.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
To get me to like this is this is this
is your big plan was to put us on the
radio and tell the whole world that we're cheating on
our significant others.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Like this is crazy. I can't believe.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Whatever Jack is. You know, now, if he finds out,
then find whatever. Our relationship is going down anyway, But
for you to sit there and tell me that you
love me you're going to leave her and then send
her roses and sit they're say.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Happy in a grocery. Are you serious? I mean you're
getting mad at me, but you're you. I can't send him.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
I couldn't send him to your house, like yeh, you
have a boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Because you spend them to your house?
Speaker 10 (23:27):
What am I crazy? Spend the night?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
No, it's not nuts, you know what.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
You just have to get over yourself and need this side.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Are you going to be with her?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
Are you going to be with me?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Hello, my gosh, I can't believe this is how you're
doing this.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
This is just.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, you both are stressing me out.
Speaker 12 (23:48):
Look, okay, you guys, he's sitting there trying to right now.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
If you hear him.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Regardless, No, it's not okay. Then you need to talk
to me about stuff. Well, you're in the worst possible position.
You realize that you're on the radio position by Okay,
I didn't listen. You don't do that.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
You're you were involved in this too, Okay, don't don't
put this on me.
Speaker 10 (24:23):
I know Scott involved.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Okay, it's plan for this.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
You know you didn't plan for it.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
Okay, But you're gonna sit there and tell me that
I'm crazy for going on the radio. Well, I'm calling
you out. You have to make a choice, and you
know what she deserves to know.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Neither of them.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
That's the whole point.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
We want to.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Hurt either of them. That's the whole point. We didn't
want to hurt them. Okay, neither of them.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
Now you're hurting, You're owning up to it. Now you're
saying that you don't want to hurt her. Okay, Well
you should have left her. You should have left her already.
And I hear and send the flowers. Oh, how the anniversary.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Things things have been going better with Emma?
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Well, congratulations, I mean, what do you want me to say,
I'm so.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
Happy for you. I don't I can tell you what
I did.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Put it out on the radio for the whole world. Like,
that's not the mature way to handle this.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Well, I think you went past mature whenever you saw
you started ignoring me.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Or when you decided to have two girlfriends. Okay, yeah,
so you can say what I was adults.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
You know what I'm done, and Emma deserves to know.
So I'm gonna thunder an email right now. She deserves No, she.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
You have.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm done by your place to do, Tony. She hung up,
and now, Tony, Wow, I don't know what just happened.
That sounds stressful, Yes it does. It made me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 14 (26:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I wasn't even sure we should have helped her out
because she was already cheating. And then, well, at least
thanks for the entertainment. Is that what we call it?
That was crazy at this point. Yes, they're both cheating.
They're both in the wrong.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong. You were right.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right, as long as you willing to admit that.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
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Speaker 15 (27:30):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Brianna. What's up, Brianna?
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Kay?
Speaker 10 (27:58):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Wonderful? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 10 (28:02):
I am yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Do you think you have what it takes to be Victoria?
In other words, do you think you can string together
one answer?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I hope so.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
How are you feeling, Victoria? I feel pretty confident? Ish? Okay,
half and half? All right, click a mid We're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio and while she's outside,
here we go, Brianna. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and okay. Victoria has to beat you
all right to win? Okay, okay, all right, doors closed.
(28:37):
She's outside and here we go. Your time starts now.
Who directed the movie Jaws?
Speaker 13 (28:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
What is the name of the first Harry Potter book,
Harry Potter and the Secrets. What is the name of
the first Disney Princess snow White? What is the name
of the first man to sail around the world.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Christopher Columbus? What state does Stranger Things take place in? Fast?
Who is the author of the Harry Potter book series.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Jane Rowled something?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back in the studio and
while she's getting settled, Brianna, what's something that you would
like the world to know today.
Speaker 10 (29:21):
I studied for this as much as I could. I
have watched plenty of TikTok.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And I don't think I just really studying to play
the game.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
I did play the game. I was studying, like trying
to get into Harvard law.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I just picture a movie montage of you in a
bunch of books, you know, all night, fallen asleep on
your books, and then your husband or do you have
a husband, Yes, I do, okay, Yeah, your husband comes in,
you know, put you know, put you to bed, you
get back up, brings you coffee, and you're just over again.
All right, Victoria is in the studio, she's all studied
up to. Oh that's what I do every night. I
(29:56):
shall have an all right, here we Victoria thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to read Brianna outright
to win and Brianna you can tell Victoria win a go?
Speaker 12 (30:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And who directed the movie Jaws?
Speaker 16 (30:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Student Tilberg? What is the name of the first Harry
Potter book Social Stone? What is the name of the
first Disney princess?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Uh Ariel? What is the name of the first man
to sail around the world?
Speaker 14 (30:25):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Dual Rush? What state does Stranger Things take place in?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Which state? Kansas? Who is the author of the Harry
Potter book series?
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Right?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
J K Rowling? Jake you know is it? JK j R?
Kim take an answer, j Ham What have you jam not?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Jake?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Jake Caroling? Jabright, k just kidding. Let's see how you
guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad Brihanna, you got two?
Didn't you get any?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Victoria got too correct as well?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Whoa nice? Yeah, that's a victory though? Whichure has to
beat you outright, And when we congratulations, you're studying paid
off and you got one hundred dollars gift card just
for playing.
Speaker 11 (31:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yep, all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Steven Spielberg did direct Jaws.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the name of
the first Harry Philosopher.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh they changed it for the movie, didn't they? Dang it?
Speaker 5 (31:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Why is the first Disney princess? Ferdinand Magellan was the
name of the first man to sail around the world.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I kind of Indiana. Columbus is a jump. I'm just
going to keep I'm going to keep going before we
take a turn.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Hawkins, Indiana is the state that Stranger thinks about. Indiana's
worse it takes place.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
JK.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Rowling is the name of the author that writes the
Harry Potter book series. And that's as far as we got.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Did I get three right?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, I got you got to I don't know where
I got the third one from. I would have give
you an extra point of you to call Christopher Columbus
a chump, but you didn't. Well, I said your name instead,
isn't that better. Yes, it is quite batter. I was
going to say, is that what you're trying to tell him?
Speaker 15 (32:04):
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Speaker 1 (32:11):
Jenna is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude that
she really liked. His name is Nico. We'll call him
in a few minutes and see if he'll tell us
why he's ghostinger, maybe get on another date. But first, Jenna,
how long has it been since you heard from Nico?
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Well, it's been about five days since our date officially.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
So what was your last interaction with him?
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Well, we Well, first I met him at this party
at a friends party, and I saw him.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
Across the room and it was just like spark like
it was.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
He was like the hotted guy I'd seen in a
minute and like and I guess she kind of felt
the same way about me, because we spent pretty much
the entire party talking wow and.
Speaker 10 (32:56):
Like to the point where everyone's like, okay, everyone has
to go home. And so we decided to go on
a date since we were having such a good time,
and he.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
Took me to this restaurant, which is his favorite, and
it was a Greek.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Restaurant and he.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
The same night as the party, or a different different night.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
We made plans to go on a date and so yeah,
so he found this restaurant, but apparently he already knows
so restaurant because.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
He knows the owner.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
And so we got like the VIP treatment and he
kept calling me, he kept joking calling me his wifey,
which like I'm not taking.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
Too seriously, but it was just like okay, well, it's
like he gets it, like this is a pretty cool
connection that we have.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
And so like he was telling about his childhood and
like how connected he feels with his culture and like
how he never really knew his dad and.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
His dads have Greek, so uh so as a.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Way of like trying to get to know him better,
he really dove into the Greek culture. And like, I
don't know it just I just really loved how vulnerable
he was being on this first date.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
And you know, like I said, he was getting the
VIP viap treatment. So you know that the uzza with chloeing.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Like we were dancing and yeah, and so afterwards I
went back to his place and we hooked up, and
so yeah, then two days since I texted him last,
and like five days total since that date.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What did you say in the text?
Speaker 10 (34:24):
I don't know, because this love it. You know, it
was just such a good date and it was just like.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
I texted him and saying like how how good of
a time I had and how I kept replaying it
over and over and he responded with, you know, a
herd eye emoji.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
And then I didn't hear anything for like two days.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
So I texted him again asking him when we were
going to go out, and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
So now I'm just like, what happened?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, even since you was a hardy I emoji and
then nothing and it was calling you white right, But
it was just.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Like, I mean, I wasn't I mean, I'm not reading
into it too much, but it was just like, yeah,
this is the great.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Is there anything you can think of that could possibly
be a reason that he wanted he would want to
go to?
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Well, since I've been over analyzing this over and over.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
At one point he did ask me what my three
favorite things in my purse.
Speaker 10 (35:18):
Were, and so I said, lip gloss, gum, and uh
Anti bacterial gel.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
She said that you bet he thinks that he finds
it really unattractive when women shoe gum, and so I
was like, okay.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Roger did Okay, Okay, if that's.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
If that's like your one red flag, I can deal
with that. So so I didn't choot gum at all
when I was with him, But I don't know, maybe
he was just maybe he just hated the fact that
I had it at all.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I don't know if that's If that's the reason he's
not calling you back, that would be ridiculous, ridiculous, and
that would be a flag on your.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
Yeah, well that's I'm calling you, guys. I don't understand
what happened.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Well year it out. We'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if he'll tell us
why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, thanks,
all right, places on, come back, get your FURSDA follow
up next, Rand's wand of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us at Jenna is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Nico.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghostinger. But before we do that, Jenna,
(36:20):
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
I met Nico at a party and we really hit
it off. So we decided to go out on a date.
And it was to this awesome Greek restaurant. Why he
knew the owners, and we had a great time, and
you've been even joking calling me whyfy?
Speaker 10 (36:37):
And we ended up hooking up. And now I haven't
heard from him, and I don't know if it's because
I have. I said I loved gum, but I decided
not to chew it when I was around him, So
don't I just don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Okay, we'll see if that is it. We're gonna call
him right now.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
You ready?
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (37:05):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Hey, is this Nico? Yes, Nico was some man. How
are you? My name is Jewbell from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Nico, whole show's here.
My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you?
Speaker 10 (37:17):
I am good? What is it what is it about?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well? Have you ever listened to the show before them?
Speaker 10 (37:24):
I believe I have.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, we do a segment on our show that's called
the First Aid follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, they can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So
we got an email about you from somebody that you
went out with recently. Okay, her name is Jenna right,
and Jenna wants to know why you ghosting her.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
I just.
Speaker 17 (37:52):
I just think it didn't didn't work out. I think
it's a good long term matchup with Jenna.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 16 (38:01):
I mean, it's kind.
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Of like maybe embarrassing.
Speaker 16 (38:06):
I don't want to be rude or anything, but I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
It's just kind of smelly for me say that melly smelly?
Speaker 10 (38:15):
She you know, it's just her bad breath. Man like
she had bad breath.
Speaker 17 (38:20):
I could, you know, I could deal with it for
a night, but future wife, you material can't be smelly,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
Excuse are I think? Are you kidding me? You and
me eating garlic dip all night. I'm not a wizard.
Speaker 9 (38:36):
I can't not make my breast all bet after eating
a bunch of garlic.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And you go, that's Jenna. She's on the phone and
listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
I got that I have garlic breath? Are you nut?
Speaker 8 (38:48):
I just did?
Speaker 10 (38:49):
You told me didn't like gump chewing. I wouldn't. I
wouldn't had williness if you oh yo yo, come down.
Speaker 16 (38:56):
That was that was garlic miss was mixed with like
a trash can.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
No way, no guy, No one has ever told me,
I think before this is the ass, No way, like
whatever this is?
Speaker 10 (39:13):
This is, this is this is the I can't no ways.
Speaker 16 (39:17):
Yes, it's not like a funeral home in there going on,
like it's.
Speaker 9 (39:22):
Not able to sell anything over that mountain of coloney
doused yourself in beforehand.
Speaker 16 (39:30):
You've worked on you, didn't it nice?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Really charming?
Speaker 18 (39:37):
Pla frushing up that breath and get you some Colgate?
Speaker 10 (39:41):
Well, if you.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Weren't such a weirdo, it didn't allow you gum then I.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
Thought it last. I don't think you should be you.
Speaker 17 (39:48):
I mean, if you need to chew gum because your
breath is that bad, you've got bigger issues.
Speaker 18 (39:52):
You know, you got to see a professional.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
You you hooked up with her too, Like if it
was so bad, how did you get through that?
Speaker 18 (39:59):
I mean, like I said, one night it was. You know,
I dealt with it, you know, I closed the deal.
Speaker 16 (40:05):
But yeah, I don't think it's owing thing. I'm sorry,
just being real.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Jenna, you're dodging bullets.
Speaker 10 (40:13):
Man, this can't really be the reason. What else? What
else happened? Why else? It can't because it can't be
my breath, It can't. That isn't what it is? What else?
What else happened?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
What else?
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Aren't you not telling me?
Speaker 5 (40:25):
No?
Speaker 18 (40:26):
Girls, you're broad, like a like a locker room in there,
like I don't know, like like I don't know what,
like a gym stock, like you had a gym stock
in your mouth.
Speaker 10 (40:36):
I don't know, I'm shit suck.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
But like, if it was chronic, wou't you have noticed
that the first night you were talking to her? So
if she had garlic mixed with whatever else she ate
that night, like that could be a side effect of that,
which would mean that next time that wouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 10 (40:54):
No, it was an issue. It was always an issue.
Speaker 18 (40:57):
You know, I need somebody who can eat garlic and
and not smell like a foot even if it was garlic.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Who is carlican doesn't smell like a scarle.
Speaker 10 (41:06):
Like I mean, I don't. I don't even know how
you were able to taste the garlic.
Speaker 9 (41:12):
Every time I open my mouth, I would just get
washed or whatever bad cologne that your grandpa has expired
from his shelf. Those things expire, buddy, You're not supposed
to be wearing cologne for fifty years.
Speaker 10 (41:24):
You should be getting a new model by now. Phone
is worth. It doesn't matter. I'm not in your shit.
Speaker 9 (41:30):
I'm going out with your broke anyway.
Speaker 15 (41:34):
Broke?
Speaker 10 (41:34):
How am I broke?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
Maybe you had to take me to your friend's restaurant
so that they could hook us up because you can't
pay for a normal meal on your own.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I still have to ask the question, Nico, would you
like to go out with Jenna again on another day?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 18 (41:51):
Uh No, I'd rather date someone who doesn't smell like
there's a toilet in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Oh my gosh, was this harsh?
Speaker 10 (42:00):
That's fine with me. I'd rather go on a date
with someone I didn't have to fake.
Speaker 11 (42:04):
It with.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Jule's first date follow up time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 6 (42:11):
So there's a new therapy buzzword that people are throwing around,
not only are we triggered in the streets, we also
have analysis paralysis. What And actually I think this is
great because the next time your man's out here asking
you maybe what you want for dinner, I have analysis paralysis.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I just don't know.
Speaker 11 (42:27):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
It's a new thing for being indecisive.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Yes, it's a term that a psychologist has coined on
TikTok for anybody that doesn't know what they're going to wear,
what they want to eat, where they want to go.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
You just go.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Instead of saying I don't know, you just claim that
you have analysis paralysis, so you are just indecisive. Yeah,
but analysis prolys just sounds way better, especially if you're
a guy and you don't want to decide where to
go to eat, and she's like, where do you want
to go?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
It's just like, you can't get mad at me for
not figuring it out to have analysis paralysis. And then
that's when she goes, oh, how do you thank you
so much for sharing with me that you're telling me how.
Speaker 11 (43:01):
You try to.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Have analysis? It's churching it again. I don't love that.
So how fun with that?
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Because we are already there may be another word that
describes you that's not analysis prolysis. Maybe you all identify
as someone who's basic, and if you are, if it's
a good chance you'll be very excited about this new
experience that Starbucks is offering because it is the ultimate
pumpkin spice experience.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Are they sending you to a pumpkin farm? No, this
is just.
Speaker 11 (43:38):
No.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
It's three new pumpkin spice creations that you get to
sample and experience if you're at one of the locations.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
So it's for a limited time.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
They're limited ticket sales and it's only going to be
at select reserves, including the one in New York, Chicago,
and Seattle. So if you find yourself near a reserve,
get that pumpkin spice too.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Mad tickets to an event at Starbucks?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
What okay, it says the coffee king.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
You wouldn't go, and I would not purchase tickets. I
would just go buy the three drinks and try them.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
That's probably cheaper than charge.
Speaker 11 (44:12):
I'll know.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Maybe you get to walk through a pumpkin spice mister.
You know it's like this whole experienced tell he's a
man with the water disru costume.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
And on a completely different note, lastly, I will share
that Lamborghini is bringing us something we've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
It's a baby stroller.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Lamborghini is only producing an extremely limited amount of them,
so if you want it, you got to sign up
and get in line.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Now we don't know how much.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
It costs, but it is described as an exhilarating fusion
of luxury fabric and precision engineering. So babies or whoever
wants to discover.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It, well, that might be the only Lamborghini I could
ever afford. I'm definitely gonna.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
Be rolling around in that small enough or not roller
states Yeah, how does that not make you feel bad?
I can't afford uh a stroller shoe Lamborghini?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Every dad poser who can't afford a Lamborghini's about to
get this.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
Yes, for single dads are going to start pushing those
around as they shop for baby mama, future baby mama.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
It'll be like those jes see that have Toyota keys,
but with a Porsche keychain on LAMBERGI Yeah, they op
in their Corolla and drive off.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
I will definitely say something about you, There's no doubt.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
But that's what's trending. Jewbles dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey there,
Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I do.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
So.
Speaker 14 (45:50):
I wasn't doing well in my life and I had
lost my job. I didn't have a place to go,
and luckily my brother and his wife they were very
sweet and they invited me to come over fashion their
guest room, and she went as far as to get
me a job. I'm super happy. I'm plateful. But she
(46:14):
started to buy me like little cousins and gifts to
kind of get me on my feet, like work clothes,
jewelry to kind of go with the outfit. And then
she started hitting on me.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Didn't see that coming, and you know, she started.
Speaker 14 (46:30):
Making moves and then we ended up cooking up. I did,
I did. Oh, And it's still going on. Oh, it's
nice and it's fun, but obviously it's very awkward because
of how she's related to me. Yeah, and he obviously
(46:50):
has no idea, he doesn't know, he's not just all
He just thinks we're really good friends and he keeps
like happy that we get along so well.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I'm sure he is, you know. Wow, Can I ask
for how long it's been going on?
Speaker 14 (47:03):
About two and a half two and a half three months, Okay, Okay,
I won't say years.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
So Yeah, no, that would be really horrible. I mean,
I don't know what else to say other than I
hope it works out. Are you for everybody? Yeah? Yeah,
I hope he never finds out. That sucks.
Speaker 14 (47:25):
I hope he doesn't find out. Yeah. I don't know
what to do, Like, do you love her?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Or is it just fun?
Speaker 14 (47:31):
I think it's just fun.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Okay, then you know what to do. Yeah, keep having fun.
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 14 (47:42):
You're walk so thanks for bye.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Okay, I'm gonna try to catch my breast because I
can't believe I'm matically talking to your doo.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
I'm talking to you. This is cool.
Speaker 8 (47:58):
So I I have illegal chickens.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Wait, what do you say? You have a legal chicken? Wait?
Speaker 8 (48:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I have a whole gang of them? Really? That is cool?
That is cool.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
That's actually like, are you a millennial? That's a trend
among millennials is to have a bunch of chickens.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
What why? I don't know. I read an article about it.
Speaker 10 (48:22):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 14 (48:23):
The league?
Speaker 10 (48:23):
Oh my city?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Well do they make noise?
Speaker 10 (48:27):
My hand?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh that's great. That's crazy. What happens if they find
out you have all these illegal chickens.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Okay, so they find somebody. But they said they didn't
live in ten days, and if they didn't, they were
going to find them five hundred and fifty dollars a day.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Oh it is that's wild. Why can't you have chickens?
I know, what do you do with the chickens?
Speaker 5 (48:50):
I eat their eggs.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I don't know why. That's funny. Thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. It's definitely safe with us.
You're funny. Thank you. Yeah, hopefully that I felt whispering.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
Can you write? But I'm honestly, I can't believe I'm
still whispering.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Have a good day.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
You can lie by.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
What's your dirty little secret?
Have you ever told an innocent white lie. It's the
double show, of course you have. You know, like, you
wake up one morning and you don't feel like going
to work, so you pick up the phone and do
the usual. You call nine to one one to report
that your boss has been running a huge drug operation
from his cubicle and there's a big deal going down
this afternoon, and if they get there in time, they
can stop him. And of course, even though your boss
says you're not very organized and you can't make deadlines,
(00:21):
you did plant a kilo with pixie dust in his
desk just for this occasion, and voila, offices shut down
for the entire day and you don't need to go
to work an you might even get a promotion when
they look for his replacement. Anyway, not every innocent little
white lie works out as well as that normal. That's
why people are sharing the times that innocent little white
lies have gotten them in trouble. We'll go over it
(00:42):
next and you can tell us yours text in four
one oh six one or call us eight eight three
four three one o six one and we'll do it next.
Situle show. I pretend to be blind because I thought
that glasses were cool, and my parents paid for three
different doctors and specialists until I had to come clean
that I was lying. I did it for six months.
That's a little extreme guest to acting of my life,
but all the makeup, school work I had to do,
(01:02):
it wasn't worth it. I was a text message. We
just got in at four one oh six one because
we asked people what time a little white lie has
gotten them in trouble? I think pretending you were blind
for six months, is it more than a white lie
lie beyond w isn't that kind of borderline? What does
it mean when you're like, yeah, something else is going
on there. Yeah, that's a lot of work to put
(01:23):
into a lie too. So text in a four one
o six one, there's a turn of people sharing the
time that they told a little white lie and it
totally backfired. So if you have one, hit us up.
Here's one. It says I told my coworkers that I
had a longtime girlfriend at another company in a similar field,
and then one day the company's merged and our company
had a strict no dating other employees policy, so they
were about to fire me until I had to come
(01:44):
clean that I made up my girlfriend at the other company. Oops.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
People did that in high school all the time. Oh,
you wouldn't know him. He goes to the other high school.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Could you imagine their face when they found out they
were emerging, like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, we just want to stop being bothered about being single, and.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Now here they are.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Dam that sucks. You gotta do that with your family
and your colors so much. Somebody just texts it in
at four one six one and said, my son wrote
his sister's name on a wall and crayon the other
day and tried to frame her for it. But she's
too young and doesn't know how to write yet. Obviously
he got his smarts from his father.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Man, my favorite is when kids lie, though really, you know,
when they come up to you all covered in chocolate.
I don't know why every kid knows how to do this,
But my nephew is five and he loves candy, and
so my parents hide chocolate in the little like thing
in the kitchen and he knows where it is. So
he comes and he gets and he smashes his face,
Oliver's hands, it's Oliver's face. And he asked him if
he eat chocolate, and just straight up goes, no.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What is that? Why do kids know how to do that?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So far? I all know how to do that.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
My daughter just goes, I'm sorry. He stares you down
like she doesn't say that she did it. She doesn't
say that she didn't. She just looks at you and goes,
I'm sorry and then waits for your response. That's dairy,
it is, she's going to be. I didn't tell a
white lie about the chocolate. I ate, but I don't
mind telling a lie about where you went. So you
want to ask me about the chocolate again? The police
(03:11):
officers show up. I don't mind lying to those guys.
I want to ask me one more time about I.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Fight a chocolate all right, I just got real serious
playing with my toys. Accurate, we're going over It turned
of people sharing the times little white lives have gotten
them in trouble. Somebody said I made a fake Valentine's
Stake card for my stepdad from a secret admirer, and
I put it next to his bed and it caused
(03:36):
major drama because he's an habitual cheater and I didn't
know it. And it turns out that he actually thought
somehow the other girl that he was cheating with had
somehow left the card in the room, so he had
to come clean to the mom and their divorce.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Now, okay, the biggest lie I think I've ever said
was I'm not hungry or I'm not tired, and then
that backfires because I am so.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You know how you know, I don't think I'm capable.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Guys the jubil and ized height usually do the white
lie about the height?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But I think at age maybe thirty, you just give up.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wait, seriously, everybody knows, Victoria, do you have a time
a white laves gotten you in trouble? Not gotten me?
Speaker 7 (04:15):
But I remember my dad told me a story of
my uncle one time, who I guess my grandpa always
used to be like, no one ever eat the last
piece of pie, like just don't eat it. But he
would come home and I think he'd be drunk, and
he would always eat the last piece. But he would
tell my grandpa in the morning, oh the cat ate it,
Like what the cat got into it?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Like how does that even happen? Whatever? And eventually I
think the cat died, And so the cat died.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
But like he came home drunk one more time and
he ate the last piece, and so my Grandpa's waking
up going like there's no cat, like where's the last piece?
Like what the heck? And he goes, oh, crap, like sorry,
like I've been eating this entire time, and he's like,
are you serious, and got like so mad at him.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But Victoria's uncle comes home drunk a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
When he was younger. Okay, the younger ages. I have
no position to judg but damnly Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Somebody else's white lives backfired on me though, when they
told me that they were single.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
And then.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
And then her baby mama came to find me at
work at the gym that I was working at at
the time.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Baby mama, Yeah, there's it.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Was my boss at the gym. We were hanging out
because he was single. And then one day this girl
came in, well she was pregnant at the time. Actually
she came in looking for me and she was gonna
hurt somebody.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And I was like, oh my god, this isn't my fault. Wait, Nina,
but that's your boss. Okay, what doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Too.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
He didn't tell me that he had a woman that
was knocked up. I didn't know she lived in the house.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
She was hold on Timeoutna, You keep presenting her as
if she's some random that was his legitimate It's not baby, mama,
this is not.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Some random girl house. This is not her. This is him.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It's his high that got me in trouble.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
He told me fully pregnant girlfriend living in his house
and you just don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, while she hunted me down so we didn't have.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
To go, just tried to go to her boyfriend's work.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Going over. I turn to people sharing the time white
lives have backfired on them. Somebody tested in at four
one six one and says when I was in high school,
I went number two in the doghouse just for fun
and blamed it on the dog kill. But I forgot
my mom at a ring camera back there. She sent
me to therapy for a while. It's another jubile phone
frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Pee
(06:42):
Deekins calling from apartments. Is this Kelly? Yeah, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly,
move in day. Excited to have you. Yeah, yeah, Hey, listen,
I'm calling with a little bit of news on your place, okay,
and uh, not a big deal. I just want you
(07:02):
to be prepared Okay, Uh, so you're moving in today.
I know your appointment to move stuff in is a
little later, and it looks like for an undetermined amount
of time you are going to have a roommate in
your extra room there. What do you mean a roommate?
I mean, well, I don't know if you ever had
(07:24):
a roommate before, but roommates usually if you live in
a place and then there's someone else that lives there
as well.
Speaker 10 (07:29):
Yeah, I know what a roommate is.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Why are you saying I have a roommate.
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Because I bought apartment to.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Not have a roommate. Yeah, so that was the plan.
But realized this morning that one of our favorite kookie
characters from the neighborhood has sort of decided to set
up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His
name is Johnny, and call him crazy Johnny around here.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
I'm sorry, you're telling me that I have a squad
living in my apartment right now, saying the apartment I'm
moving into today.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was
gonna be leaving, and he said some things in gibberish
and spat at me. So I didn't get a chance
to really talk to him? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (08:18):
Like?
Speaker 10 (08:18):
What are you running at halfway house right now?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Like, why is he in my house?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Or you have to get him.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Out of there?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You could lower your voice because I don't want I
don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening, and I don't really
want to make him upset. But hey, everything is good
to go.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
And you've got to be kidding me right now?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Why aren't you calling the police?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, well, because we like him. You know, he's a
nice guy at times. And are you're kidding me?
Speaker 10 (08:44):
He might be a nice guy to you.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
This guy is not living in my apartment.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
I swear to God, you better be out of there
before I am there.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You haven't heard the best part. I'm sorry, the best part.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Like I this is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What is going on? We are prepared to offer you
ten percent off your first month's rent if you'll just,
you know, take in Crazy Johnny for just a little
while until we figure out how to get him out
of your place.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Ken percent off.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
I would get half that if I had a roommate.
Speaker 13 (09:17):
You want me to room with a guy named Crazy Johnny?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Crazy Johnny in the ferrets? Yeah, that's Crazy Johnny. What
his ferret? Yeah, he has a ferret band. Actually, it's
pretty interesting that he's taught up.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
What this has got to be? What are you hitting me?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his
ferrets how to play the drums. Actually, I mean, are
you what?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
I don't even understand what's happening right now.
Speaker 13 (09:47):
I am not moving into an apartment with a guy
named Crazy Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment.
I did not sign up for this, and I absolutely am.
I'm going to be calling the cops on you guys
if he is not.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Out right now. To be fair, the Fair band does
have a curfew of ten, and Crazy Johnny has never
missed it. He always gets him off the drums at
least by nine forty five.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
I swear to God, I am calling I am calling
the cops on you.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
I can't, Kelly, not be legal, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone frank on you and your boyfriend. Jake set you up.
He said you guys are moving in together and wanted
to mess with you on your moving day.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
What Okay, well now I have to get back at him.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
I can't deal with right now.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. Time for
Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 6 (10:52):
So jen Z is bringing back another thing that was
cool once upon a time, but this time it may
be not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What is it? Gen Z is bringing back the tanning bed?
We are?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah, I lived in a tanning flan for a long time.
By the way, I mean, it was a great job
and it was a good time because you double dip
and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
But it's so bad for you double dip.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Yeah, you would go like in a regular tanning bed,
and then after that you would go into the one
with the UVA race which is supposed to make them deeper,
So then you would double dipped.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Super illegal, right you could? Yeah, it is illegal.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
You're only supposed to be exposed to like UV light
for a certain amount of time when it's in a salon.
So that's why you can never tan unless it was
like fourth and twenty four hours, really every twenty four hours.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah, So yeah, newsflash, victorias are harmful.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Vitamin D de bred yeah, so this must be the
narrative that gen Z is telling themselves because they've found
themselves in the Tanning slan so much so that there
are different dermatologists that are issuing warnings to remind gen
Z that this Y two K trend is probably not
one that we should be at again.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Are they trying to bring back the orange person?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I think so.
Speaker 11 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Back in the nineties it was so cool. I know
all about that they had orange people, and you, guys,
I want to look like it. I would follow me
on my oompalloopa journey here.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Oh my gosh, you totally could. And then you could
do one of these costumes for Halloween and really own it.
Because Chipotle is teaming up with the Halloween Spirit Stores
for a whole line of their own Halloween costumes, so
that might go together if you're trying to be like
a spicy burrito.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Honestly, my first thought was just the ingredients, not the
final product.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I don't know why. I was like, who's walking around here?
Is like lettuce or like the corn salsa they have?
Speaker 6 (12:39):
They have a costume that is supposed to be a
fork and it's just a black onesie. That's good they're
not really breaking the bank into the development of.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
These particular costumes.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
But just because it's Chipotle, they are planning on making
money out of it. Also, they have a lip bomb
that's sold out that tastes like different types of like Chipotle.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
Really, I have a tortilla blanket, so I can already
be a Victoria rito like a burrito.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
But yeah, story believe that. And lastly, Twilight is coming back.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
There's a lot of nostalgia in this particular trending, but
it's coming back in an animated series.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
What at Netflix?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I like that it's easier to make things sparkle when
they die in animation.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I like that. Either I don't really want to see
an animated Twilight. I don't either.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
I feel like I would be okay if they did
one of those shows. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I like the movies.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Were the movies like, they're so good you can't redo it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, let's be done with it.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Go on a different story.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Maybe it's Bella and Edward's like daughter, Oh, you know
what I mean, and it goes a different direction.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
But anyway, if you're into it interesting.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Was that like the Fuller House version of.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
I mean, I feel like i'd like that Tylight is
Actually it's going to be based on Midnight Sun. You
would like to be specifics out, there's that coming to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And that's what's s trending. It's time to Catch a
Cheater only on the Juble Show. Julia is on the
phone today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with
her boyfriend Tony for six months, but now she thinks
that something might be going on, so we'll see if
we're going to help her out. Julia, what's up? Why
do you think that Tony might be cheating?
Speaker 12 (14:19):
Well, actually, we're both in relationships right now and we've
been seeing each other.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
We work together.
Speaker 12 (14:25):
We've been seeing each other for about six months, and
we made a pack that we were going to break up.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
With our significant others so that we.
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Could be together.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
And I don't know, he seemed kind of hesitant about it,
so I'm not sure what's going on. He's been It's
not that he's been avoiding me, but you know, we
don't usually talk at work anyway, Nobody really.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
Knows what's going on.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
It's just he seems to be very distant, so I
don't know if he's changed his mind and anytime I
ask him about it, he just kind of ignores me
and walks away. You know, we fall in love and
we didn't want to see you, you know, make the
other my boyfriend or his girlfriend feel bad. But at
the same time, you know, whenever you find your true love,
then you need to embrace it. So I'm just trying
(15:10):
to figure out if what's going on with him? Did
he did he break up with her? I mean, my
my boyfriend, he doesn't seem interested in a relationship anymore,
so it's kind of time to end things anyway, and
I need to know, you know.
Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, it's hard to ask these questions though, because does
he live with his girlfriend? Do you live with your boyfriend?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
I mean, well, my boyfriend and I.
Speaker 12 (15:34):
Talked about living together, and he stays there sometimes, but
he works a lot, so Tony actually comes over to
my place quite often. He lives with his girlfriends, and
you know, he comes up with excuses why he has
to be out of town, and so, yeah, you know,
he seems to enjoy whenever he's with me, and I
(15:54):
just I don't know. I told him he can move
in with me. He just seems to kind of, I
don't know, ignore me now, So I need to know
what's going on so that I can just continue.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
You know, do I need to keep my boyfriend around or.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Girl respectively? This is like a cheating inception your father, father,
who else is cheating one? Yeah? But okay, so you're saying,
if he doesn't leave his girlfriend for you, you're going to
stay with your boyfriend anyway, which that probably isn't a
good idea.
Speaker 12 (16:28):
I don't, you know, my boyfriend's super, super nice. You know,
he just feed Dohm and seem like we've kind of
grown distant. We've been together for a while, a couple
of years, and it's just, you know, whenever you get
kind of in that spot where you just think that
you need to move on, and so he's so nice,
then I wouldn't want to give that up. But at
the same time, it's like, you know, what do you do?
(16:50):
It's it's confusing, and it's it's a hard.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Place to be in.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay, so both of you guys are technically cheating with
each other. But now you think that he might be
more serious about his girlfriend or do you think there's
someone else?
Speaker 10 (17:05):
I think, well, that's a good question.
Speaker 12 (17:08):
It's because we just kind of casually started talking at
work and started hanging.
Speaker 10 (17:12):
Out, and nobody knows that work.
Speaker 12 (17:14):
You know, We've tried to keep it very very quiet,
and but he maybe he does have somebody else, Maybe
there's a third person here that I don't even know about.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
How does he have the time? Yeah? I know this
is a lot for you.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
So I'm sorry I'm making jokes, but I'm trying to
digest how this is all working too.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
You know, try to try to think about it. Whenever
you're with somebody and you're like, Okay, you're comfortable and
they're so nice.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
And then all of a sudden you meet what.
Speaker 8 (17:40):
You believe is your true love.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
You know, what are you supposed to do with your
child and things? Things just kind of evolve.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And so is he telling you that he's going to
leave his girlfriend then and he hasn't yet?
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Yeah, yeah, that's that.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
Was our pact and I'm ready to leave mine, but
I'm not going to just up and be alone if
he's not going to do the same thing. So I
need to figure out if he's truly committed to our
pact or if maybe he did find somebody else.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Maybe he's waiting for you to do it. Maybe he
doesn't think you're gonna do it because you haven't. Maybe
he's maybe I.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
Don't know, maybe he is. Maybe that's the answer to
the question. It's just a matter of finding out what's
you know, what's he thinking.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Okay, well, you told us what grocery store he shops
at and is a rewards card member at. So we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
We'll see Ve, Senzo, see you, or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, well play so I'll come back. You're to
catch a teeter next, if you're just joining us for
(18:52):
today's to Catch a Cheeter. Julia is on the phone
and she's been seeing her boyfriend Tony for six months.
This is an interesting one and they're both in relationships.
But in a second, we're about to call and see
if he's cheating and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at and say
that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our floral department and see if he sends them
to Julia, his girlfriend, or to somebody else. But before
(19:14):
we do that, Julia, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
on your situation.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Well, we met at work, fell in love, and.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
We made a pack that we were going to leave.
Speaker 12 (19:23):
Our current significant others to be together, and he just
has drifted away. So I'm trying to figure out why,
if he's still as interested or what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay, all right, you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Yeah? Yeah, let's get this fun.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is Gorble calling from
I was looking for our Rewards card member named Tony. Yeah,
this is Tony, Tony. How are you? Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling to
(19:58):
tell you congratulations. You're this month big winner.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
All right, what exactly did I win?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh? Maybe you haven't seen. But every single month, we
choose one Lucky Rewards card member to say thank you
very much for shopping with us by gifting you free
flowers delivered anywhere in the United States from our four department.
You've won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered anywhere,
totally on us. It's actually a three hundred and fifteen
dollars value.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
All right, yeah, okay, great.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So here's how it works. I can take down the
information over the phone in just a few minutes. So
if you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take that information right now.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
No, let's just share it now on the phone some time.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Okay, great. So first I'll need the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send them to you.
Speaker 10 (20:47):
Yeah, it's Emma.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, Emma, all right, and would you like to include
a card and anything in that card?
Speaker 10 (20:58):
Sure? Yeah, that's just something simple. I love you baby.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Happy anniversary, hopefully many more to come. Our anniversary is
coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh well, happy anniversary. How long you guys been together.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Here's a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, Tony, thank you very much for the information there. Now,
i'd just like to tell you that this is not
the grocery store. My name is Jubel. That's the radio show.
It's called the Jebel Show. Yeah shows here. Hi am Nina, Hi,
and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment on the
radio were called to catch a teater and your girlfriend
Julia is on the phone.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
Are you serious? What are you doing? What are you stupid?
Speaker 11 (21:40):
Like?
Speaker 10 (21:40):
What you would you him?
Speaker 12 (21:44):
Don't you dare call me that. You have been ignoring
me and you've been walking away. We made a pack
to be together and now now you're just being I mean,
I try.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
To walk to the radio.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
You want to talk about the fact that we're both
cheating on our significant others on the on the radio.
Speaker 10 (22:06):
No, it's not crazy. It's still you can't do that.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Okay, you're out there and crazy, but no, I'm not
being crazy. You are being a complete arm total.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
You put us on the radio. This is I put
it on the radio because me.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
Now he got there and said, oh, you're the love
of my life. I'm going to leave Emma right, I
mean she's guys, but whatever you said that you were
going to be with me, and it's about time that
you own up and you you need to tell everybody
this is what you've been doing.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
You've been with me, you say you.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
Love me, and then you just ignore me.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Okay, this is your idea. This seems like a good idea.
This is your way of trying.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
To get me to like this is this is this
is your big plan was to put us on the
radio and tell the whole world that we're cheating on
our significant others.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Like this is crazy. I can't believe.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Whatever Jack is. You know, now, if he finds out,
then find whatever. Our relationship is going down anyway, But
for you to sit there and tell me that you
love me you're going to leave her and then send
her roses and sit they're say.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Happy in a grocery. Are you serious? I mean you're
getting mad at me, but you're you. I can't send him.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
I couldn't send him to your house, like yeh, you
have a boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
Because you spend them to your house?
Speaker 10 (23:27):
What am I crazy? Spend the night?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
No, it's not nuts, you know what.
Speaker 10 (23:33):
You just have to get over yourself and need this side.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Are you going to be with her?
Speaker 10 (23:36):
Are you going to be with me?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Hello, my gosh, I can't believe this is how you're
doing this.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
This is just.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, you both are stressing me out.
Speaker 12 (23:48):
Look, okay, you guys, he's sitting there trying to right now.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
If you hear him.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Regardless, No, it's not okay. Then you need to talk
to me about stuff. Well, you're in the worst possible position.
You realize that you're on the radio position by Okay,
I didn't listen. You don't do that.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
You're you were involved in this too, Okay, don't don't
put this on me.
Speaker 10 (24:23):
I know Scott involved.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Okay, it's plan for this.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
You know you didn't plan for it.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
Okay, But you're gonna sit there and tell me that
I'm crazy for going on the radio. Well, I'm calling
you out. You have to make a choice, and you
know what she deserves to know.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Neither of them.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
That's the whole point.
Speaker 10 (24:43):
We want to.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Hurt either of them. That's the whole point. We didn't
want to hurt them. Okay, neither of them.
Speaker 12 (24:50):
Now you're hurting, You're owning up to it. Now you're
saying that you don't want to hurt her. Okay, Well
you should have left her. You should have left her already.
And I hear and send the flowers. Oh, how the anniversary.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Things things have been going better with Emma?
Speaker 12 (25:06):
Well, congratulations, I mean, what do you want me to say,
I'm so.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
Happy for you. I don't I can tell you what
I did.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Put it out on the radio for the whole world. Like,
that's not the mature way to handle this.
Speaker 12 (25:24):
Well, I think you went past mature whenever you saw
you started ignoring me.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Or when you decided to have two girlfriends. Okay, yeah,
so you can say what I was adults.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
You know what I'm done, and Emma deserves to know.
So I'm gonna thunder an email right now. She deserves No, she.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
You have.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm done by your place to do, Tony. She hung up,
and now, Tony, Wow, I don't know what just happened.
That sounds stressful, Yes it does. It made me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 14 (26:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I wasn't even sure we should have helped her out
because she was already cheating. And then, well, at least
thanks for the entertainment. Is that what we call it?
That was crazy at this point. Yes, they're both cheating.
They're both in the wrong.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
The Jewels shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong. You were right.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right, as long as you willing to admit that.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
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Your chance to take on our own Victoria mirrors in
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It's a Jubal show.
Speaker 15 (27:30):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card. And
let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Brianna. What's up, Brianna?
Speaker 10 (27:55):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (27:58):
Kay?
Speaker 10 (27:58):
How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Wonderful? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 10 (28:02):
I am yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Do you think you have what it takes to be Victoria?
In other words, do you think you can string together
one answer?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I hope so.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
How are you feeling, Victoria? I feel pretty confident? Ish? Okay,
half and half? All right, click a mid We're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio and while she's outside,
here we go, Brianna. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and okay. Victoria has to beat you
all right to win? Okay, okay, all right, doors closed.
(28:37):
She's outside and here we go. Your time starts now.
Who directed the movie Jaws?
Speaker 13 (28:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
What is the name of the first Harry Potter book,
Harry Potter and the Secrets. What is the name of
the first Disney Princess snow White? What is the name
of the first man to sail around the world.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Christopher Columbus? What state does Stranger Things take place in? Fast?
Who is the author of the Harry Potter book series.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Jane Rowled something?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back in the studio and
while she's getting settled, Brianna, what's something that you would
like the world to know today.
Speaker 10 (29:21):
I studied for this as much as I could. I
have watched plenty of TikTok.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
And I don't think I just really studying to play
the game.
Speaker 10 (29:30):
I did play the game. I was studying, like trying
to get into Harvard law.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I just picture a movie montage of you in a
bunch of books, you know, all night, fallen asleep on
your books, and then your husband or do you have
a husband, Yes, I do, okay, Yeah, your husband comes in,
you know, put you know, put you to bed, you
get back up, brings you coffee, and you're just over again.
All right, Victoria is in the studio, she's all studied
up to. Oh that's what I do every night. I
(29:56):
shall have an all right, here we Victoria thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to read Brianna outright
to win and Brianna you can tell Victoria win a go?
Speaker 12 (30:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
And who directed the movie Jaws?
Speaker 16 (30:12):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Student Tilberg? What is the name of the first Harry
Potter book Social Stone? What is the name of the
first Disney princess?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Uh Ariel? What is the name of the first man
to sail around the world?
Speaker 14 (30:25):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Dual Rush? What state does Stranger Things take place in?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Which state? Kansas? Who is the author of the Harry
Potter book series?
Speaker 11 (30:34):
Right?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:35):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
J K Rowling? Jake you know is it? JK j R?
Kim take an answer, j Ham What have you jam not?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Jake?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Jake Caroling? Jabright, k just kidding. Let's see how you
guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad Brihanna, you got two?
Didn't you get any?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Victoria got too correct as well?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Whoa nice? Yeah, that's a victory though? Whichure has to
beat you outright, And when we congratulations, you're studying paid
off and you got one hundred dollars gift card just
for playing.
Speaker 11 (31:14):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yep, all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Steven Spielberg did direct Jaws.
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is the name of
the first Harry Philosopher.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh they changed it for the movie, didn't they? Dang it?
Speaker 5 (31:26):
No?
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Why is the first Disney princess? Ferdinand Magellan was the
name of the first man to sail around the world.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I kind of Indiana. Columbus is a jump. I'm just
going to keep I'm going to keep going before we
take a turn.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Hawkins, Indiana is the state that Stranger thinks about. Indiana's
worse it takes place.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
JK.
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Rowling is the name of the author that writes the
Harry Potter book series. And that's as far as we got.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Did I get three right?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, I got you got to I don't know where
I got the third one from. I would have give
you an extra point of you to call Christopher Columbus
a chump, but you didn't. Well, I said your name instead,
isn't that better. Yes, it is quite batter. I was
going to say, is that what you're trying to tell him?
Speaker 15 (32:04):
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Speaker 1 (32:11):
Jenna is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude that
she really liked. His name is Nico. We'll call him
in a few minutes and see if he'll tell us
why he's ghostinger, maybe get on another date. But first, Jenna,
how long has it been since you heard from Nico?
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Well, it's been about five days since our date officially.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
So what was your last interaction with him?
Speaker 10 (32:31):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (32:31):
Well, we Well, first I met him at this party
at a friends party, and I saw him.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
Across the room and it was just like spark like
it was.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
He was like the hotted guy I'd seen in a
minute and like and I guess she kind of felt
the same way about me, because we spent pretty much
the entire party talking wow and.
Speaker 10 (32:56):
Like to the point where everyone's like, okay, everyone has
to go home. And so we decided to go on
a date since we were having such a good time,
and he.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
Took me to this restaurant, which is his favorite, and
it was a Greek.
Speaker 10 (33:07):
Restaurant and he.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
The same night as the party, or a different different night.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
We made plans to go on a date and so yeah,
so he found this restaurant, but apparently he already knows
so restaurant because.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
He knows the owner.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
And so we got like the VIP treatment and he
kept calling me, he kept joking calling me his wifey,
which like I'm not taking.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
Too seriously, but it was just like okay, well, it's
like he gets it, like this is a pretty cool
connection that we have.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
And so like he was telling about his childhood and
like how connected he feels with his culture and like
how he never really knew his dad and.
Speaker 10 (33:47):
His dads have Greek, so uh so as a.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Way of like trying to get to know him better,
he really dove into the Greek culture. And like, I
don't know it just I just really loved how vulnerable
he was being on this first date.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
And you know, like I said, he was getting the
VIP viap treatment. So you know that the uzza with chloeing.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Like we were dancing and yeah, and so afterwards I
went back to his place and we hooked up, and
so yeah, then two days since I texted him last,
and like five days total since that date.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
What did you say in the text?
Speaker 10 (34:24):
I don't know, because this love it. You know, it
was just such a good date and it was just like.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
I texted him and saying like how how good of
a time I had and how I kept replaying it
over and over and he responded with, you know, a
herd eye emoji.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
And then I didn't hear anything for like two days.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
So I texted him again asking him when we were
going to go out, and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 10 (34:46):
So now I'm just like, what happened?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, even since you was a hardy I emoji and
then nothing and it was calling you white right, But
it was just.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Like, I mean, I wasn't I mean, I'm not reading
into it too much, but it was just like, yeah,
this is the great.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Is there anything you can think of that could possibly
be a reason that he wanted he would want to
go to?
Speaker 10 (35:06):
Well, since I've been over analyzing this over and over.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
At one point he did ask me what my three
favorite things in my purse.
Speaker 10 (35:18):
Were, and so I said, lip gloss, gum, and uh
Anti bacterial gel.
Speaker 9 (35:26):
She said that you bet he thinks that he finds
it really unattractive when women shoe gum, and so I
was like, okay.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Roger did Okay, Okay, if that's.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
If that's like your one red flag, I can deal
with that. So so I didn't choot gum at all
when I was with him, But I don't know, maybe
he was just maybe he just hated the fact that
I had it at all.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I don't know if that's If that's the reason he's
not calling you back, that would be ridiculous, ridiculous, and
that would be a flag on your.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
Yeah, well that's I'm calling you, guys. I don't understand
what happened.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Well year it out. We'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if he'll tell us
why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, thanks,
all right, places on, come back, get your FURSDA follow
up next, Rand's wand of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us at Jenna is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Nico.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghostinger. But before we do that, Jenna,
(36:20):
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 9 (36:24):
I met Nico at a party and we really hit
it off. So we decided to go out on a date.
And it was to this awesome Greek restaurant. Why he
knew the owners, and we had a great time, and
you've been even joking calling me whyfy?
Speaker 10 (36:37):
And we ended up hooking up. And now I haven't
heard from him, and I don't know if it's because
I have. I said I loved gum, but I decided
not to chew it when I was around him, So
don't I just don't know what happened.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Okay, we'll see if that is it. We're gonna call
him right now.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
You ready?
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (37:05):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Hey, is this Nico? Yes, Nico was some man. How
are you? My name is Jewbell from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Nico, whole show's here.
My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you?
Speaker 10 (37:17):
I am good? What is it what is it about?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well? Have you ever listened to the show before them?
Speaker 10 (37:24):
I believe I have.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, we do a segment on our show that's called
the First Aid follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, they can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So
we got an email about you from somebody that you
went out with recently. Okay, her name is Jenna right,
and Jenna wants to know why you ghosting her.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
I just.
Speaker 17 (37:52):
I just think it didn't didn't work out. I think
it's a good long term matchup with Jenna.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 16 (38:01):
I mean, it's kind.
Speaker 10 (38:02):
Of like maybe embarrassing.
Speaker 16 (38:06):
I don't want to be rude or anything, but I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
It's just kind of smelly for me say that melly smelly?
Speaker 10 (38:15):
She you know, it's just her bad breath. Man like
she had bad breath.
Speaker 17 (38:20):
I could, you know, I could deal with it for
a night, but future wife, you material can't be smelly,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (38:28):
Excuse are I think? Are you kidding me? You and
me eating garlic dip all night. I'm not a wizard.
Speaker 9 (38:36):
I can't not make my breast all bet after eating
a bunch of garlic.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
And you go, that's Jenna. She's on the phone and
listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
I got that I have garlic breath? Are you nut?
Speaker 8 (38:48):
I just did?
Speaker 10 (38:49):
You told me didn't like gump chewing. I wouldn't. I
wouldn't had williness if you oh yo yo, come down.
Speaker 16 (38:56):
That was that was garlic miss was mixed with like
a trash can.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
No way, no guy, No one has ever told me,
I think before this is the ass, No way, like
whatever this is?
Speaker 10 (39:13):
This is, this is this is the I can't no ways.
Speaker 16 (39:17):
Yes, it's not like a funeral home in there going on,
like it's.
Speaker 9 (39:22):
Not able to sell anything over that mountain of coloney
doused yourself in beforehand.
Speaker 16 (39:30):
You've worked on you, didn't it nice?
Speaker 10 (39:36):
Really charming?
Speaker 18 (39:37):
Pla frushing up that breath and get you some Colgate?
Speaker 10 (39:41):
Well, if you.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Weren't such a weirdo, it didn't allow you gum then I.
Speaker 10 (39:45):
Thought it last. I don't think you should be you.
Speaker 17 (39:48):
I mean, if you need to chew gum because your
breath is that bad, you've got bigger issues.
Speaker 18 (39:52):
You know, you got to see a professional.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
You you hooked up with her too, Like if it
was so bad, how did you get through that?
Speaker 18 (39:59):
I mean, like I said, one night it was. You know,
I dealt with it, you know, I closed the deal.
Speaker 16 (40:05):
But yeah, I don't think it's owing thing. I'm sorry,
just being real.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Jenna, you're dodging bullets.
Speaker 10 (40:13):
Man, this can't really be the reason. What else? What
else happened? Why else? It can't because it can't be
my breath, It can't. That isn't what it is? What else?
What else happened?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
What else?
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Aren't you not telling me?
Speaker 5 (40:25):
No?
Speaker 18 (40:26):
Girls, you're broad, like a like a locker room in there,
like I don't know, like like I don't know what,
like a gym stock, like you had a gym stock
in your mouth.
Speaker 10 (40:36):
I don't know, I'm shit suck.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
But like, if it was chronic, wou't you have noticed
that the first night you were talking to her? So
if she had garlic mixed with whatever else she ate
that night, like that could be a side effect of that,
which would mean that next time that wouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 10 (40:54):
No, it was an issue. It was always an issue.
Speaker 18 (40:57):
You know, I need somebody who can eat garlic and
and not smell like a foot even if it was garlic.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
Who is carlican doesn't smell like a scarle.
Speaker 10 (41:06):
Like I mean, I don't. I don't even know how
you were able to taste the garlic.
Speaker 9 (41:12):
Every time I open my mouth, I would just get
washed or whatever bad cologne that your grandpa has expired
from his shelf. Those things expire, buddy, You're not supposed
to be wearing cologne for fifty years.
Speaker 10 (41:24):
You should be getting a new model by now. Phone
is worth. It doesn't matter. I'm not in your shit.
Speaker 9 (41:30):
I'm going out with your broke anyway.
Speaker 15 (41:34):
Broke?
Speaker 10 (41:34):
How am I broke?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
Maybe you had to take me to your friend's restaurant
so that they could hook us up because you can't
pay for a normal meal on your own.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
I still have to ask the question, Nico, would you
like to go out with Jenna again on another day?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 18 (41:51):
Uh No, I'd rather date someone who doesn't smell like
there's a toilet in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Oh my gosh, was this harsh?
Speaker 10 (42:00):
That's fine with me. I'd rather go on a date
with someone I didn't have to fake.
Speaker 11 (42:04):
It with.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Jule's first date follow up time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 6 (42:11):
So there's a new therapy buzzword that people are throwing around,
not only are we triggered in the streets, we also
have analysis paralysis. What And actually I think this is
great because the next time your man's out here asking
you maybe what you want for dinner, I have analysis paralysis.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I just don't know.
Speaker 11 (42:27):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
It's a new thing for being indecisive.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Yes, it's a term that a psychologist has coined on
TikTok for anybody that doesn't know what they're going to wear,
what they want to eat, where they want to go.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
You just go.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Instead of saying I don't know, you just claim that
you have analysis paralysis, so you are just indecisive. Yeah,
but analysis prolys just sounds way better, especially if you're
a guy and you don't want to decide where to
go to eat, and she's like, where do you want
to go?
Speaker 1 (42:52):
It's just like, you can't get mad at me for
not figuring it out to have analysis paralysis. And then
that's when she goes, oh, how do you thank you
so much for sharing with me that you're telling me how.
Speaker 11 (43:01):
You try to.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Have analysis? It's churching it again. I don't love that.
So how fun with that?
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Because we are already there may be another word that
describes you that's not analysis prolysis. Maybe you all identify
as someone who's basic, and if you are, if it's
a good chance you'll be very excited about this new
experience that Starbucks is offering because it is the ultimate
pumpkin spice experience.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Are they sending you to a pumpkin farm? No, this
is just.
Speaker 11 (43:38):
No.
Speaker 6 (43:38):
It's three new pumpkin spice creations that you get to
sample and experience if you're at one of the locations.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
So it's for a limited time.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
They're limited ticket sales and it's only going to be
at select reserves, including the one in New York, Chicago,
and Seattle. So if you find yourself near a reserve,
get that pumpkin spice too.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Mad tickets to an event at Starbucks?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
What okay, it says the coffee king.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
You wouldn't go, and I would not purchase tickets. I
would just go buy the three drinks and try them.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
That's probably cheaper than charge.
Speaker 11 (44:12):
I'll know.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Maybe you get to walk through a pumpkin spice mister.
You know it's like this whole experienced tell he's a
man with the water disru costume.
Speaker 6 (44:30):
And on a completely different note, lastly, I will share
that Lamborghini is bringing us something we've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
It's a baby stroller.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Lamborghini is only producing an extremely limited amount of them,
so if you want it, you got to sign up
and get in line.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Now we don't know how much.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
It costs, but it is described as an exhilarating fusion
of luxury fabric and precision engineering. So babies or whoever
wants to discover.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
It, well, that might be the only Lamborghini I could
ever afford. I'm definitely gonna.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
Be rolling around in that small enough or not roller
states Yeah, how does that not make you feel bad?
I can't afford uh a stroller shoe Lamborghini?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Every dad poser who can't afford a Lamborghini's about to
get this.
Speaker 6 (45:15):
Yes, for single dads are going to start pushing those
around as they shop for baby mama, future baby mama.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
It'll be like those jes see that have Toyota keys,
but with a Porsche keychain on LAMBERGI Yeah, they op
in their Corolla and drive off.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
I will definitely say something about you, There's no doubt.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
But that's what's trending. Jewbles dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey there,
Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
I do.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
So.
Speaker 14 (45:50):
I wasn't doing well in my life and I had
lost my job. I didn't have a place to go,
and luckily my brother and his wife they were very
sweet and they invited me to come over fashion their
guest room, and she went as far as to get
me a job. I'm super happy. I'm plateful. But she
(46:14):
started to buy me like little cousins and gifts to
kind of get me on my feet, like work clothes,
jewelry to kind of go with the outfit. And then
she started hitting on me.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Didn't see that coming, and you know, she started.
Speaker 14 (46:30):
Making moves and then we ended up cooking up. I did,
I did. Oh, And it's still going on. Oh, it's
nice and it's fun, but obviously it's very awkward because
of how she's related to me. Yeah, and he obviously
(46:50):
has no idea, he doesn't know, he's not just all
He just thinks we're really good friends and he keeps
like happy that we get along so well.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
I'm sure he is, you know. Wow, Can I ask
for how long it's been going on?
Speaker 14 (47:03):
About two and a half two and a half three months, Okay, Okay,
I won't say years.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
So Yeah, no, that would be really horrible. I mean,
I don't know what else to say other than I
hope it works out. Are you for everybody? Yeah? Yeah,
I hope he never finds out. That sucks.
Speaker 14 (47:25):
I hope he doesn't find out. Yeah. I don't know
what to do, Like, do you love her?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Or is it just fun?
Speaker 14 (47:31):
I think it's just fun.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Okay, then you know what to do. Yeah, keep having fun.
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 14 (47:42):
You're walk so thanks for bye.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Okay, I'm gonna try to catch my breast because I
can't believe I'm matically talking to your doo.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
I'm talking to you. This is cool.
Speaker 8 (47:58):
So I I have illegal chickens.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Wait, what do you say? You have a legal chicken? Wait?
Speaker 8 (48:07):
What?
Speaker 1 (48:08):
I have a whole gang of them? Really? That is cool?
That is cool.
Speaker 6 (48:14):
That's actually like, are you a millennial? That's a trend
among millennials is to have a bunch of chickens.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
What why? I don't know. I read an article about it.
Speaker 10 (48:22):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 14 (48:23):
The league?
Speaker 10 (48:23):
Oh my city?
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Well do they make noise?
Speaker 10 (48:27):
My hand?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh that's great. That's crazy. What happens if they find
out you have all these illegal chickens.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Okay, so they find somebody. But they said they didn't
live in ten days, and if they didn't, they were
going to find them five hundred and fifty dollars a day.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Oh it is that's wild. Why can't you have chickens?
I know, what do you do with the chickens?
Speaker 5 (48:50):
I eat their eggs.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
I don't know why. That's funny. Thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. It's definitely safe with us.
You're funny. Thank you. Yeah, hopefully that I felt whispering.
Speaker 10 (49:02):
Can you write? But I'm honestly, I can't believe I'm
still whispering.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Have a good day.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
You can lie by.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
What's your dirty little secret?
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