SMH TTYL - Win a Trip to Jamaica - The Jubal Show ON DEMAND

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Does this make any sense to you? Smh? My po
vs S is NSFW and nng l fwiw imo, I
like what I see? I y k y k. If
that didn't, don't worry about it. Make it makes sense
in a second because Google just released the most googled

(00:20):
text abbreviations for the year, So it seems like most
people out there have no idea what anybody else is
talking about too, so don't have promo. We'll go over
it right after this. It's a double show. Do you
feel like it's hard to keep up? Like the world
just moves so fast, And on top of that, you
get message after text message from people who also find

(00:42):
it hard to keep up, so they don't even say
words to you anymore. It's just abbreviation after abbreviation, leaving
you like w tf did they just say? Well, Google
just released the most googled text abbreviations for the year,
and people everywhere are like, smh, wtf that was t
l d R. Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Totally, I don't know what that last t l d R.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
No, we'll tell you what that means in just a second,
and we'll tell you what the number one googled text
abbreviation is in just a second, But first let's go
over some of the others. TB H Okay, don't know
what that one means. Yeah, to be harry, to be honest.
A lot of people don't know what that means. Still,
that's one. That's one that's been around for a while.

(01:25):
T T y L. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I sometimes sign off those my emailskulator ye, talk to
you later.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Why the bad you're emailing bosses with T T y
L at the end? Well, are you surprised? It's gen
z It's it's better than best.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't like saying best Victoria, No, talk to you later, Victoria. Actually,
w I W Do you guys know what that one means? Wait?
W I W for what it's worth? I don't know
that's what that one means. Yes, I got that one right.
You're going in a direction. IG is another one of
the top googled text abbreviations for Instagram. Nope, I guess,

(02:07):
I guess got it once again. I guess we know
who in this room is really good at text abbreviations.
I guess it's literally so small. Okay, that coming from
you is pretty funny. I don't think it was Instagram
as well. Why are they talking about Instagram right now?
This is weird. NGL not gonna lie, Oh yes, he's
not gonna lie. We're going over the top text abbreviations

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that people are googling because nobody can figure out what
anybody says anymore, because everybody just uses abbreviations AFK. Does
anybody know what that one means? As nope, fast, No,
that's nope, nope, I'll use it in the sentences, can
get it. I would email you back, but I'm AFK
at the moment almost no busy, but I don't know

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what that says.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yeah, already I was trying to give a word for
out the door.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I really am away from keyboard. Wait, I've never had
anybody hit me with the a f K before. Yeah,
because you gotta type out a f K. Interesting, that's
a very y. So then I'm going to type back
w T f H.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I mean, I think it's a great way to respond
to work emails that way.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, mine is always going to be from response. I'm sorry,
I got your message, but a f K. We're going
over the top Google text abbreviations that people just don't know.
H M, you hit me hit me up. That one
means hit me up. Yes, how about I I r C.

(03:44):
I've never heard that one until today. I I I
r C. If you no, no, I know, I use
it in a sense, I I r C. You gave
me a dirty look in that meeting. I thought, let's
who I work that I don't know? I keep thinking

(04:06):
like I. But then, what's the next one? Yeah, if
if if I I I r C, I didn't steal
your money the other day, if I really care, no,
dang it. Oh, that's a pretty good guys, A guest,
if I recall correctly is what that means?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
But we got that.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Victoria's like, who says recall a good point?

Speaker 6 (04:28):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
We're going over a list of the most googled text
abbreviations that people don't know. I y K y K
if you know, Yes, that means if you know you
know d L d R. See if you guys can
get it. Okay, okay, I was going to read your email,
but t L d R.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
Too late, too long, didn't read Yes, producer.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Bread that's.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It feels like Brad's reac everything three sentences tld R.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
It feels like that's the response almost any email that
I do actually said, I used to send these into
the week recap emails to the whole team, right yeah,
and they were long. They were long, they were funny.
I put work into it, you know, some of they
were kind of motivational and everything else. But my bosses
even were like, yeah, they're too long. It's just supposed

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to be a fun thing at the end of the week,
you know, to be like, hey, everybody, good job. It
was okay, and they were really funny.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
If anyone took the time to read them, they were like,
they were hilarious emails.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Right, Can we bring it back? Sure? I wouldn't mind
bringing them back, but I just don't want to get
ripped for them being too long. I wanted to be
seen as a good thing. I guess I just email
everybody and go, hey, IYK, y K, everybody did great
this week. You're a need to response back TLDR. That

(06:02):
was so weird because I get so much crap for
people who think that I'm not engaged in things because
I'm just very laid back dude. You know, nothing ever
really bothers me. And then I spend time on these
emails every Friday. They were very creative and fun, and
then it was just like, I would you stop sending
long emails on Fridays. I just don't include them next time.

(06:22):
And to that, I wanted to use the number one
most googled text abbreviation out there. This one surprises me
because I figure most people would get this by now,
but smh, shaking my head is the most googled text abbreviation.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I feel like I don't get that, or I don't
use that a whole lot, but I get it more
than I use it.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
These people are constantly shaking Victoria SMA track. It's another
jubile phone frame morning on the twenties. Hi, this is
pe Deakins, the assistant to the principal here at Elementary.

(07:03):
I'm looking for Danny's father.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
Yeah, this is Jim.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Hi William, how are you. I don't know if you
heard me or not, but my name is Peede Deakins,
assistant to the principal here at Elementary, and I needed
to call you today regarding your fourth grade son, Danny.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
Is everything again?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in
the principal's office and we have a bit of an
issue that I need to call you about today. I
was assuming you know what it is.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
I have no idea what's going on.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, we had book reports do today in his class,
and your son, Danny brought in a book report today
on a book called Wallbanger, not necessarily appropriate for fourth graders.
If you know what book that is.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
I think I have an idea about it.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's a romance novel. We're all sorts of sexy things happening.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Yeah, my wife were clothes mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, so you're gonna go ahead and pass the blame
onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate that ton of.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Boys, But well, I would appreciate some hone books.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
And I'm sure you're just like God's the bookshelf.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a
romance novel. That's a book report, and I would appreciate
some honesty from you. We try to teach all our
kids here at the school to be honest and went
up to their mistakes.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Thanks you very much. Okay, great, and let's lead by example.

Speaker 8 (08:37):
I am leading by example.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Thank you, so you're admitting that this book is yours.

Speaker 9 (08:43):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'm telling you the truth like I tell my kid
the truth. Now tell me the truth and tell me
what happens.

Speaker 10 (08:50):
Now.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I
demanded that I see the book, and I read it
and I said, where did you get this smut? Danny?
That's right, I called. But again, Danny, he's sitting across
from me and he said his pop off. So you
want to be honest with me about what you read there, William.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
First of all, this is incorrect.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
It is not my books.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
These are books my wife reads. Even if they were
my books, why would this standing business of yours? Well, Bird,
you still haven't answered my question.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the
room now sitting in the lobby, so I'm your son
is leaving the room so I can have a very
candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, the door is closed.
And I have to tell you that I don't appreciate
this book coming into our schools because I had to
read a little bit of it because of the situation,
and I'm in trouble with my boss now.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Bummer for you. Yes, I don't really understand why you're
in trouble.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading
this book and it is just as hot as I
thought it would be, and he walks in and I'm naked,
and so yeah, I don't create it.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
What the did I just hear?

Speaker 8 (10:08):
I'm sorry, I need your name again.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins. And
I'm the assistant to the principal here, and.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
You're the assistant to the principal.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
The assistant principal, I'm the assistant to the principal.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect
of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of, like
the principal schedule is what I'm getting. And for some reason,
you're just going off on yourself with a romance novel.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Tank that does not happen. Okay, I we just took
my shirt off because I was getting a little hat.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
You took your shirt off like at a school. I'm sorry,
I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.
I'm going to go find out what the number of
the superintendent is and you're done, dude. I don't know
what the three, but this is not gonna fly.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well, then I'm going to let you know that this is
actually a prank phone call and your wife set you up.
This is actually Jubal from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you, and your wife set you up
for it. You seriously, Yeah, she said that you give
her crap all the time for reading romance and I
wasn't wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Wow, I guess I feel better. And now that I
know this isn't a real assistant to the regional district
manager or whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks? This needs
what's trending? Did you survive avocado hand season?

Speaker 10 (11:34):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah? Did you know that's a season? Now it sounds yummy.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Avocado hand was like a trend because people were cutting
themselves went by trying to get the pit.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Was I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, they take a knife and they try to get
the pit out, but instead of hitting the pit they
hit their hand and then he slice it.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh, my dad did that once. Okay, so did he
do it during the season?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
The season is April through July, so doctors are saying
that's when it's most popular for people to come in
with these big Cai hands, because that's.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
When people are playing with all I go. Yeah. And
the people that are most likely.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
To go into the doctor with that problem is women
in their twenties and thirties, and the demographic least likely
are males.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Under the age of seventeen. I don't know, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Just mommy, makwak not you you know, did you guys
hear about this Chase bank check glitch?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
What it was trending.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
On TikTok And it was a way for people to
basically fraud Chase. So a bunch of people were taking checks,
depositing them, and then taking money out before the check cleared.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Do people still use checkbooks?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Some people had checkbooks laying around I guess long enough
to commit fraud. Interesting, But it turned into this trend
and they called it a glitch and they're like, ooh,
look how much money I got from my check glitch?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
How much money did you get? Right?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
And that's actually not a glitch at all. That's that's
what is saying. They're saying this trend is not that
it's actually frauds. Now Chase Bank plans to actually go
after the people that did participate in this. They're not
letting it slide to something that was a trend. They're
actually going to proskin.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Well, don't you have to still pay for that eventually?

Speaker 6 (13:12):
You do?

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Yeah, so, hey, producer Brad here, I did this when
I was younger. I was super broke, and I would
write myself a check for like three hundred bucks, and
then the bank would like give you it like digitally,
like until it cleared or whatever, and then I would
withdraw that money so I could get to the next
payday where I would be now three hundred bucks down right,
minus a couple of other fees as well, and then

(13:34):
I'd have to pay for it later.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
But you know, interest, I like the terminology. Though it's
not thievery. It's a glitch. I don't know the ATM glitch. No,
you wrote a fake check to yourself. Yeah, yeah, posited it,
and because that's what banks do, we go, Okay, cool,
the money's in there. We'll wait till the check clears,
but we'll still give you the money ahead of time.
You took it.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, I just I can't believe it was a trendy.
I don't recommend this infinite money glitch. The infinite money
glitch O my god.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Games. Yeah, so if you did that, they're coming for you.
Just so you know. Look in court it was a glitch.
I don't know, I all glitch glitched out. My I
didn't know that. Check it wouldn't clear that I wrote
from myself to myself. I was that's how people save
themselves from a lot of things. It was a trend. Anyway,

(14:24):
this is not so much a trend.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
But have you ever thought about what your biopick would
be like or your biopic however you pronounce it, you know, like,
would there be a certain person playing you animated?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
But not so.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Parrella is trending right now because he has a biop
biopic biopic coming out called Piece by Piece.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
And it is animated in a in a Lego theme. Essentially,
it's like a Lego movie. Yeah, that's great. Who would
play you in a movie?

Speaker 8 (14:50):
You know?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Ooh, Vanessa Hudgens, okay, because I like her. Know, that's
really hard. Who persian out there?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't know. Meeker Knight is the thing I think
of with Nina.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
It's like one of the Hudgens old old songs. But
Nina is also like a sneaker head, so it kind
of makes sense.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh okay, Victoria, who would play you in a movie?
Sina Gomez? Oh that actually makes sense. Brad, who would
play you? Obviously? It is Tom Cruise? What why? Because
we look about the same age?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Not quite okay, I mean it's not a compliment to you,
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Definitely compliment to him. Not a self diss I'd be
played by Adele, Yeah, you would, yes, the accent or
that for men in black? Yes, either one, either one
of those. He was great, It was really good. I
really glad you've spent a lot of time thinking about it.
But that's what's trending. Time to Catch a Cheater Only

(15:51):
on the Jubile Show. Maddie is on the phone today
for to Catch a Cheater. She's been dating her boyfriend
Connor for three years, but now she thinks that something
might be going on, so we'll see if we can
help her out. Maddie, sorry you have to come on
the show this way, but what's up? Why do you
think Connor's cheating?

Speaker 11 (16:05):
Well, Connor and I have been together for three years
and we moved in together after a year, and it's
kind of been a little bit of a struggle financially
because we were both fresh out of college, you know,
trying to make ends meet. But I feel like we
really have a very close relationship, even in the.

Speaker 10 (16:23):
Hard times, and you know, even when we find ourselves
in a fight, Connor will just say something dumb or
silly and it just kind of goes away, which I
feel like.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Is our white flag moment.

Speaker 10 (16:35):
I think, honestly, everything's been.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Pretty easy with us.

Speaker 10 (16:39):
And before Connor, I.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
Had a string of horrible relationships. The last three guys
they made it actually cheated on me.

Speaker 12 (16:46):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I walked in on one with
another girl, like it just it's a lot, and I
hope that that's not like making me nervous because I'm
still guarded.

Speaker 10 (16:58):
You know, with all of that, and Connin knows my past,
like he knows.

Speaker 11 (17:03):
He's really been cool with making me feel at ease
whenever I feel like something might be happening, you know.
But lately, like the last three weeks specifically, it feels
like he's been hiding something for me and he won't
talk about it.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
What kind of things is he hiding from me or
what kind of thing is he hiding from you?

Speaker 11 (17:23):
Well, I don't know. He's just been getting home late,
like he has this weird schedule. He's been like, I
have these weird hours at work and it's either way
early or super late. And then when I asked, he says, oh, yeah,
it's just a weird schedule.

Speaker 10 (17:40):
But never been like that.

Speaker 11 (17:42):
But then one day I was like, oh, yeah, I'm
going to cop to your job and have lunch, and
he said that he's not there, and I was like,
where are you? And he said he had some meeting
in town.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Think the worst.

Speaker 11 (17:55):
And I was trying to just ignore what he was
saying because maybe it was just you know, and that
was it, and maybe he does have a real, really
weird schedule lately.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (18:06):
But then I saw some text messages from a girl
named Isabelle. I have no idea who that is. Anyway,
I saw one of these texts from Isabelle and it
said meet me there at three looking forward to see
you again. And three o'clock is in kind of works,
and no one named isabel works at his office, And

(18:28):
my mind has just kind of going crazy, like I
can't let it go. And so then I saw the text,
obviously from Isabel, and I asked, Okay.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Who is that? And he got really short about it,
which he never.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Does things like that, and he said, oh, it's just
a work.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
Thing because and I was like, well, where is she.

Speaker 10 (18:45):
From because she's not from your office.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
He said, oh, she's just a wrep.

Speaker 10 (18:48):
From another district.

Speaker 11 (18:49):
And that sounds like it could be legit, but it's
just the way that he said it. It just sounded
like he was making crap up, like right on the spot.
And he's always been a whole horrible liar. So I'm
just hoping that you guys can help to ease my
mind because I don't know if it's just me because
I've been hurt too many times.

Speaker 10 (19:09):
I just I don't want to go through this again. Yeah,
and I don't know if I'm just making things up,
but I just want to know.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
I need to know.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I just feel like he should know that your brain
is wired to go there at this point. I mean,
at some point you're going to have to just trust
and all of that. But good for you to ask
him about the text message. I don't like how he
responded to you, though, yeah.

Speaker 10 (19:33):
Thanks, I don't like it either.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Well, let's see if we can figure it out. You
already told us about grocery store he's a rewards card
member at, So we'll play a song come Back, and
then call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky customer who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends them to you or
somebody else.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Play song come back, and get your toketch teeter next,
if you're just joining us for today to catch a teeter.
Maddie is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend three years Connor, might be messing around. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card remember, and say
that every single month, we choose one random person who
gets flowers delivered from our Florida department absolutely free, and

(20:14):
see if he sends them to his girlfriend, Maddie or
to somebody else. But first, Mattie, why don't you catch
us up on why you are suspicious that he might
be cheating.

Speaker 11 (20:22):
Sure, you know, he's been working really weird hours or
before it was normal hours, Like he has a really
routine schedule. And I caught him texting this girl Isabelle,
who I don't know, and he says that she's from work,
but I've never heard of her before.

Speaker 10 (20:42):
And I don't know. Just think I'm adding up.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Okay, here we go. Well, this is Gorbel calling from
I was looking for our rewards card member named Connor.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Oh yeah, let's see.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Hey Connor, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.

Speaker 9 (21:15):
Okay, what do I win?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member totally
random who gets free flowers delivered from our flooral department.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of chocolates or candy, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United
States of America, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
sixteen dollars value. So thank you very much for congratulations.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (21:38):
I actually you don't know how well time that is?

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (21:42):
Really great, sounds great.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
That's wonderful. The first thing I will need will be
a first and last name of the lucky recipient.

Speaker 13 (21:50):
That's for Maddie Naddi.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
And would you like a card included with it?

Speaker 9 (21:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yes, What would you like to say on the card?

Speaker 9 (22:02):
How about I love you? Things are going to get better, promise.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Okay, it never gets easier. Tell you that much. You
get in trouble, being wandering eye or something.

Speaker 13 (22:19):
I think that's a little personal.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
Get the flowers.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Sorry about that, Well, you can't get the flowers actually,
because this is actually Jubil from the Jewbill Show. It's
a radio show. Yeah, we're all here. I'm Nina, Hi
and I'm Victoria, and we do a segment call to
Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other
might be sleeping around you try to see who they
send flowers too. And your girlfriend, Maddie is actually on
the phone.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
Okay, Hi, what's this about?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Stay cheating on me?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Straight to the point.

Speaker 10 (22:51):
Yeah, no, no, god no, nothing really weird. And why
haven't you been at work? Like what with your weird schedule?
And you're just kind of freaking out.

Speaker 13 (23:03):
Oh God, God, God, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm
I'm so sorry. I know you have kind of a
history here, and I'm the last thing I would ever
want to do is bring that up for you.

Speaker 10 (23:17):
What No, Connor, I saw the text messages from somebody
named Isabelle.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Who is she?

Speaker 13 (23:29):
I'm I'm not I'm not seeing her, but.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
I I I have been.

Speaker 13 (23:38):
I've been kind of hiding things. The truth is, I
got laid off about a month ago, and I really, yeah,
I really didn't want to, like, I don't stress you
out anymore. I mean, we have so much, really can't
keep up with as is, and I really.

Speaker 9 (23:58):
Just wanted to keep making sure that she thought that
I ever was gonna be fined.

Speaker 13 (24:03):
So I've been out the last couple of weeks just
trying to hit the ground running looking for a new job.
I've been on more interviews than I think I've ever
been before. I mean, this last week alone, I ended
up having two callbacks for a position.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
It's just been it's just been so pactic.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
So you're not cheating, No, no, no, no, not at all.

Speaker 10 (24:29):
Gosh, Okay, we've been to them.

Speaker 13 (24:33):
Well, actually that that's the big part of the reason
why things are going to get better. She was gonna
I was open to tell you soon starting well, I
mean technically after yesterday.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Isabelle's my new boss.

Speaker 13 (24:48):
Not only that, I mean she the position that I've
got now it's it's it pays a lot more.

Speaker 6 (24:55):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (24:55):
The texts were for a final interview for that position,
and I I've got it.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Congrat Yeah, Connor.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Why wouldn't you feel comfortable talking to me about this? Honestly,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
Yes, I thought you'd be mad at me.

Speaker 6 (25:14):
I'm sorry, Connor.

Speaker 10 (25:15):
I'm I'm not your ex to me, and I need
you to feel comfortable talking to me about things. That's
a big deal for you to hide that from me,
that's a really big deal. And I'm not even upset
that you lost your job. I'm just I'm kind of
pissed that you hide it from me because now we're

(25:36):
in this big mess and I've been stressing out.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
You know.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
Yeah, I didn't want you.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
To worry if I'm not your ex.

Speaker 8 (25:44):
I really didn't want you to think.

Speaker 9 (25:46):
I was cheating on you.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Hey, that's cool. You're both not each other's exits. And
it sounds like, well, sometimes you need a reminder.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
You know, I just want you to know that you
can come to me with these things. You know, I
know you want to protect me, but you don't need
to go through this stuff alone. The wuorantine.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I know.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
I'll do my best.

Speaker 13 (26:09):
I think at this point I know you more than
just flowers.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
It's okay, Well, you.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Are getting a new job that pays a lot, so
maybe some jewelry. Hey, okay, well, congratulations Matti. At least
you know he's not cheating.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
God, I'm relieved. And I knew he's just such a fire.
I knew something was going on.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
You gotta trust yourself.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
I am a really fire.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater. Good morning, Can
I take your order? I'm gonna tall try a large
black cook.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Large black cock.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Do you mean a venty No?

Speaker 9 (26:47):
I mean large?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
He means event Yeah, the biggest one you.

Speaker 14 (26:50):
VENTI is large, is twenty large is large?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
In fact, the toll is large and grande.

Speaker 9 (26:58):
Is Spanish for large, and he's the only one that
doesn't mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
And three lang which It's almost time for America's favorite
trivia game in versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
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dot com. And now let's get Victoria's brain all loosened
up and ready to go for the game. You ready, Victoria,
I think? So here we go. What is the big
prize that the Jewel Show is giving away Jamaica. Why try?
I say, really fascinat just trip to Jamaica? Yes, job,

(28:08):
how do you say? What's up in Jamaican? Girl? Is
it that one?

Speaker 10 (28:15):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
They wrong? When can people listening to this win the
trip to Paradise during what's trending? Yes, coming up and
going to trip to Jamaica. You versus Victoria is coming
up right after this. It's the Jebel Show. Got room
for one more? If you still want to go to ask?

Speaker 9 (28:37):
But where did you find that some kid back in town?
Trade the van for it?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumer,
you go and do something like this.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
And totally reveal yourself. Time for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria, Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire
is in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars
Macy's gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you
versus Victoria. Anna, what's up? Anna? How are you?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (29:15):
I'm great?

Speaker 15 (29:16):
Thanks having you all today.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Wonderful talking to you. You're in a good mood and
I love that. Yeah, Oh I am.

Speaker 15 (29:22):
I have been trying so hard for so long. I
call it fifteen times today and I finally made it.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Do you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria?

Speaker 6 (29:32):
I really hope.

Speaker 16 (29:33):
So sometimes I nail it and sometimes I just sit
there saying I don't know. I'm helping Brad up with
some easy questions today, and I'll get like half of them.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
We'll sings them easy good luck. All right, We're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio and honor. The game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Are you ready? I am ready? All right,
here we go on it. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
What's the name of the main character in the TV
show of The Office?

Speaker 15 (30:10):
Oh, Steve Carrell is all I can think of.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Who is the current lead singer of the band Queen.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Autom Lambert.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Who is the lead singer of the band Imagine Dragons?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
Oh gosh, I don't know the name of dang it?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Who invented the telephone?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Alexander Grembell, What is the name of the smallest planet
in our solar system.

Speaker 15 (30:34):
Woo, Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Nope, got that hit on time. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio while she's getting settled on what's something
you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 15 (30:46):
Well, I am a purple haired, almost fifty year old
truck driver who drives graveyard and I am just posted
to finally have made it onto the show.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh purple is Jubile's favorite college. It is did you
die your hair purport? Come that way? Y? Yes, very true,
very true.

Speaker 15 (31:06):
I know it doesn't come that way, but I use
the cool vegan stuff that it doesn't fry my brain.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Fry your brain?

Speaker 15 (31:14):
Oh yeah, Well, it's so many chemicals, you know, and
you know, I gotta you know, do my you know,
keep my brain cells like and win privia games.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
That's smart, it's not logic, right, where's my going? I
said that? Ready to go? I think so I broke
my head on that. I sixed them thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you know what else? He's back
to beat her out our tren Yes, you do let's
go all right, Anna, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 16 (31:43):
Good luck, Victoria, your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
That was the name of the main character in the
TV show The Office.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Oh, Michael, who is the common lead singer of the
band Queen.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Freddy Freddy Freddy Murky, who is the lead singer of
the band Imagine Dragons.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Imagine Dragons? Who is invented the telephone? I don't know
how we are in.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
What is the name of the smallest planet in our
solar system?

Speaker 10 (32:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh, the moon? Does that count? I don't know. It's
not really a plan anymore.

Speaker 17 (32:16):
No, wait, wait, wait, any more questions?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I love hearing they say it's a plant anymore.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm gonna guess I big, Your time's up. That's gonna
be chenous. You go with Ranus. It's Uranus. It over
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard,
producer bred Victoria got one correct issue was more like
a point five, and Anna got two. I don't care. Congratulations,

(32:50):
you did it, Victoria, and you got one hundred dollars
Mace's gift card graphics. Answer now with nits so cool.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
The neighbor of the main character in the TV show
The Office is Michael Scott.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Wait, I said that that right there, right, Yeah, that's
the one you got.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
The current lead singer of the band Queen is Adam Lambert.
What you didn't take current?

Speaker 8 (33:15):
You did?

Speaker 9 (33:15):
You did.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
The lead singer of the band Imagine Dragons is Dan Reynolds.
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, and the smallest planet
in our solar system is Mercury.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Dang it in the Moon has never been a planet. Well, yeah,
it was at one point. Remember when I was younger.
They said, they said, it's no longer a planet. Yea,
the Moon's technically a side.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I was thinking of to all.

Speaker 10 (33:40):
That's what I said, Tom.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I didn't know it wasn't a planet anymore. So you
guys don't got that up on me. The lead singer
Imagine Dragon's name is Dan Ynolds. Kay, but have you
seen it? Sounds like a.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
Baseball It sounds like you're working in a cubicle, except
our melt and faces.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
It's Dan Reynolds. But he is good. He's really good.
He's amazing. I just took some surprises, Dan Reynolds, guy. Yeah,
congratulations on it. Thank you for playing. We play you
for Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. I remember.

(34:20):
If you want to play Victoria, just d m us
at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.
First Date to follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com. Kristin is on the
phone today for a first date follow up and she's
getting ghosted by a dude named Cruse. So in a
few minutes we'll call him and see filth house why
he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Kristin,

(34:40):
how long has it been since you talked to Cruz?

Speaker 5 (34:43):
H too?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Weet?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Okay, that's a while.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
I know I should have just forgot about it, but
I don't know. This date was really good and that
he's a catch.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
So he's got a cool name. Yeah too. You know
we didn't.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Crings along together, so that.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I guess you have to have a sense of humor
about the idea of being ghosted anyway.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Yeah, I mean happens all the time. No, I was just kidding.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Did you reach out to Cruiz though in that time
at all to try to get a hold of him?

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Oh, definitely, I was not about to let him go.
I was like, like, hey, how are you? Nothing, didn't
do anything, didn't call me. I even then called him
and left a voicemail. I don't do that a lot,
but I left a voicemail letting him know, like, Hey,
what's going on? I thought you were going to call
me when like you wanted to hang out again? And

(35:32):
then nothing.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay, tell us a little bit about your date.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
Well, I first actually met him at my friend's boyfriends
as a son twister my friend's boyfriend's softball game.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
He was a player, okay.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
And after we all went out to eat, so technically
that was the first date, you know, Okay, it went
so good. We had a second date and I don't know,
I had a great time. You were such a gentleman,
opened the door for me, was polite, really good looking, call,
which is a plus, and I really liked him. And

(36:06):
then all of a sudden, just he gave me a kiss.
You know, we had a little makeout session and then
he just said I'll call you later and nothing.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
What did you guys do on your date? Though?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
So the first unofficial date was when you guys met
at the with food, and then when you went out together.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
What did you guys do?

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Well, we got pizza and beer after the game, and
then when we went out the second time, we went
mini golfing like glow in the Dark ones. You know, yeah,
at least so much. But my teeth are really bright,
you know. So I thought I was going great. I'm not.
He was a little too much tongue. I was trying
to hold back, but like what it is? It's like,

(36:49):
did you do this?

Speaker 10 (36:49):
Long?

Speaker 8 (36:50):
Do that? Long?

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Did I do?

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Did I do that?

Speaker 6 (36:52):
You start thinking it's you and then I'm like, did
I use too much tung? Did you not use too
much tong on.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
The first day? What is the I like to use
the side, the left side, because that's my dominant side.
But I will not use the right side on a
first date. So I just you know, I don't get
a lot of calls back though, So you only like
stick your tongue on one side of the Yeah, yeah, anything?
Can you think of anything awkward? I mean, is it
only the so funny?

Speaker 6 (37:18):
I can't get over what you just said.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Well you do.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Figure it out, maneuver and yeah not people can handle it.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
It's only on the left side.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Like, no, I can't think of anything.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
I don't know. I just felt like we had a
great time and then all of a sudden, I don't
know if like someone.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
That's why I'm calling you, guys. I have no idea,
because I thought we had a great time. We had
a great session, you know, makeout session, like I said,
But there was one thing that I guess did happen.
His eyes saw someone that came in, and I kind
of just like started pissing him really quick to hide
my face.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 6 (37:55):
Well, like, I don't know. I just don't want them
to see me. I'm a private person. I just don't
want them to see me with.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
People, oh like somebody you recognize, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
So I just like quickly tried to like, you know,
kissed him, and I told him like jokingly, like huh,
I'm just trying to hide away from someone. And I
don't know if that was weird to him. There is
something that happened.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, we'll try to figure out for you to play
a song come back and then call him and see
if it's tell us why is ghosting you? And maybe
get you another date?

Speaker 8 (38:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
All right, cool, all right, we'll play song come Back,
Get Your First Day follow up next right in little
of today's first date follow up, And if you're just
joining us, Kristen is on the phone. She's getting ghosted
by a guy named Cruz. So we're about to call
him and see if it tell us why is ghostinger
and maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Kristin,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation? Uh?

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah, So I pretty much went on a first date
with the guy that I met at my friend's softball game,
and then we had a great time with mini golfing
at the end of it. We had a good makeout session.
But before that, I did see someone kind of coming
that I knew, and I tried to hide by making
out with him. I don't know if that threw him off.

(39:04):
I just didn't want them to, like see my face,
So I don't know. I don't know if that's the
reason why he shows to me. But I thought we
had a great time. He was a gentleman, checks all
my boxes, so I kind of want to see what's
going on.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
All right? You ready for us to call him, I guess,
So yeah, let's do it. Here we go Hello, Hi,

(39:37):
I'm expect the cruise. Please.

Speaker 9 (39:39):
This is them.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Hey Cruz, how are you? My name is Jewbel. I'm
calling from a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show.
Hi Cruz, I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
Hey.

Speaker 9 (39:48):
I listen to you guys.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Thank you now you're on the show.

Speaker 9 (39:52):
Oh wow, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Well if you listen to us, have you heard a
first date follow up before?

Speaker 6 (39:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
I have?

Speaker 9 (39:59):
Oh is that what this is?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yes? It is. So you're ghosting somebody and they emailed
us to get a hold of you and find out
why you're ghosting them. Do you know who would email us?

Speaker 9 (40:09):
I got an idea. Is it Kristen?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yes it is Kristin answered the first question correctly. Now
the other question is do you mind telling us why
you're ghosting her?

Speaker 9 (40:18):
Yeah, I'll tell you. Listen. First of all, she seemed
like a great person. She was really really cool.

Speaker 18 (40:24):
The date was great, like we hit it off and
it just got a little shady.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Yeah it was. It was really suspicious. So we met
up at Somdball.

Speaker 18 (40:38):
I play softball with a friend of mine who knows her,
and so you know, they were out and we kind
of hung out.

Speaker 9 (40:44):
Afterwards and hit it off like we were talking to chatty.
It was great.

Speaker 18 (40:47):
So we actually went out went out, so I took
her mini golfing, which I think is a good.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Way to kind of get to know people.

Speaker 18 (40:52):
And we walked on the beach wanted to see sunset
at the park, you know, like it was really nice
and romantic and she was really cool. But then at
the parking lot when we're mini golf, like, she just
attacks me, like like starts making out with me, like
it forcefully, so it kind of threw me off. It
wasn't that sweet, like you know, kind of get nose
to nose and you're gonna get that first kiss, like

(41:13):
it was right there, and I was like, what was that.
She goes, oh, I just saw somebody I knew. I
just wanted to I want them to see me. And
I'm like, are you embarrassed by me? Are you embarrassed
to be out with me?

Speaker 5 (41:23):
No?

Speaker 9 (41:23):
I just don't want people in my business.

Speaker 18 (41:25):
That doesn't make sense to me that you would make
out with me so that they wouldn't be in your business,
Like now you're giving them something to talk about. It
was a little odd, so I went and talked to
my friends and I was like, yeah, I went out,
and they're like, how to go, and I was like, oh,
it went great. It just she did this weird thing
and they're like, yeah, she's she's kind of addicted to drama.
And I'm like, what, Yeah, she kind of does that,

(41:48):
like her baby daddy is is pretty mean and kind
of bad news. But she keeps calling them over like
they're always involved and all they do is fight in public.
And I'm like, I'm sorry, hold on, she didn't have kids,
and like, no, no, no, she's she's pregnant.

Speaker 6 (42:02):
Now.

Speaker 18 (42:02):
Oh yeah, see that reaction, that was my reaction.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
What well, yeah, pregnant cruth, I'm allowed to date. You
say you can't date I'm pregnant.

Speaker 9 (42:18):
Oh forgot that she'd be listening.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yes, that is Kristen. She's on the phone and has
been listening this whole time.

Speaker 18 (42:25):
Hey, well you don't. Yeah, my side is the truth.
You didn't tell me that you were pregnant.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
So you're hating on a woman that's pregnant and saying
she can't date. Is that what you're telling me right now? See?

Speaker 18 (42:37):
You see that drama. That's the drama. That's the drama
right there. See you're putting no, no, no, you're putting words
into my mouth. I don't want to be part of
that drama. I don't want You need to tell me
up front if you're pregnant. That's not something that I
should find out.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
That letter telling you that I'm pregnant right away, Like ky,
nice to Misha. I'm Christian and I'm pregnant. How you doing?
What do you want to eat?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
No?

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Well, when do you think that?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Is that something you thought that you were going to
tell them at some point Kristen.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Of course, Well maybe I'm showing.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Okay, listen, listen, hey, you do you. I'm not gonna
I'm not judging you for anything. You do your thing.
I'm just saying that.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Until you first off, it was a first date, it's
not your business until maybe two months. I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
So if I was sorry you kept saying it was
our second date.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
You've corrected me on that. So I'm trying to go
on the same page you're on because you're like, not
technically our first date. So I'm telling you right now
is our second date, but you said before it was
our first, so it's our first because you want to
count it as our first, because you don't count the
fear and paper as well.

Speaker 18 (43:42):
I mean, we can change. You can change the verbiage.
Now you can say our last date.

Speaker 9 (43:47):
That's That's how I don't want to get up.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
I don't want to camp.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Man up?

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Can't man up? You're not.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I want to tell it.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
You want to sign my grain like a my dad
or something like, Okay, I'm pregnant. You're not mad.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
You're pregnant. You're actually the opposite of dad. You've got
more life in you.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Thank you. I know I didn't want to get it
out and.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
She did lea all right, you can't even Hey, well,
I have to ask the question, Cruise, would you like
another day with Kristin? Will pay for it?

Speaker 9 (44:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Okay, Chris, And I'm sorry, no second day congounds on
your baby though.

Speaker 6 (44:37):
Yeah, thank you. I'm definitely not naming him Cruise.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
First day follow up.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Summer is officially over and you know what that means
party time for you to get your fall fashion in line.
Ye show. And I say that because there's a hilarious
article from Cosmo going forrol on what you need to
know when it comes to staying in fashion this fall.
I think that we'll go over it next so you
can either join in the latest fashion trends or laugh

(45:04):
at the ridiculous fashion tips that Cosmo has to offer
right after this. It's the double show. I hate to
break it to you, but if you're still wearing last
year's fall fashion, amen, you better get right or get left. Oh,
no show. Cosmo just released their list of what you
need to be fall ready, Okay, and it's hilarious. I

(45:29):
don't think they meant for it to be funny. These
fashion tip articles are always so weird and hilarious. We'll
go over it now so you can know what you
should be wearing and also just laugh at the reasons why. Okay,
here is what you should be wearing for fall number
one since it in Yeah, I like that, already sent
it in and it says we all know. At the

(45:50):
end of summer things can be a little puffy. Yes,
you're out with your girls at barbecues with hot guys
and hot dogs, and you've been taking full advantage of
NonStop access to brozen beers. Yeah wow, And now that
fall is here, sum you've traded in those You've traded
in those hot nights for that pumpkin spice. And that's
why a must this fall is. This fall's motto is

(46:14):
don't hit the gym. Sent it in. It's like a corse.
Are we talking about corset? It means big chunky belts
pulled super tight. I really do want to try that.
I just I never I don't have a good eye
for fashion. I used to do that with like dresses.
So just get a big belt. Send it on in.

(46:35):
Let me face it. It makes it harder to breathe,
but who needs oxygen when you can be breathtaking in
the latest Whya cell belt. Sure it might hurt all day,
but there's nothing better than getting home at the end
of the day with a long, cinched up day and
popping that belt off. You get the relief. Just to

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make sure to have any of cocoa butter on hand,
because we all know if tight belts comes belly welts.
You didn't write this yourself.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
This is a serious person writing a seriousious article for fashion.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
When you get home is something else?

Speaker 8 (47:17):
I know it?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Right to.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
The next thing that you need to know for your
fall fashion is leather. Leather leather. Yes, I feel like
leather is kind of pleather or leather. Oh well, I
think it's supposed to be pleather because in the in
the write up for what you should be wearing with leather,
it says, let's face it, summer is just too dang
hot to put on those tight leather pants, even if
you wanted to. When it's one hundred degrees outside, leather

(47:44):
pants just equals leg soup. Such a weird visual.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
It's also a weird thing to have to spell out.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Now that the weather is changing in fall is in
full swing, it's time to wrap yourself in leather everything.
Just make sure to break your leather in before you
wear it to a business function, because nobody wants to
be the squeaky girl in the meeting.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
Leather kind of squeaks. I just didn't know that was
a fear that people had. I just don't want to
be the squeaky girl. Want to be the squeaky girl
broke anyway.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Nothing says success like having people wondering if a cow
gave its life for your playful leather fit. This can't
be real, but we hear a cosmo believe the real
secret is pleather because even though we want you to
we want you to be to die for we don't
think animals should. So you can be fashioned forward. But

(48:40):
also there really isn't a good substitute for some genuine leather.
So if you do go the real route, just keep
it a secret and nobody will move about it.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
I mean, if they're not wrong, they are wrong, are
not wrong, nobody will move about it.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
So there, sent it in, don't hit the gym. Sent
it in. And leather, leather, leather.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
So far.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
You can do that, and real tips here fall fashion
must leopard print here for that here. I like lepper print.
I love leopard I hate animal prints. It just pops.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Put on some red lipstick and you feel like you
are unstoppable.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
And leopard print, yes, I look like if I tried
walking out and leopard print.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
People ask me, man, are you trying to get to
the zoo? Like the kids better that way? And I'm like, oh, sorry, man.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
The least time I see somebody in leopard print, I go,
I'm never gonna have a conversation with that person.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
We have nothing in common. I can't do it. I
can't wait to wear my outfits work. You won't speak
that day closet full let. If you want to be
the cat's meal this fall, then girl, you've got a
roar to write your stuff down the sidewalk in some
leopard print, and not only does it look good, the

(49:55):
right leopard print jack and can give off the perfect
Yes she's hot, but she also has a wild side. Look.
It'll make that hot gy in line at the coffee
shop think wow, she's up early every day to get
her coffee, but she also has a wild side at
night and can't be tamed.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, it's never true what you're gonna think when you
see you know, it's never storing.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
You know, it's never the case if someone has to
wear their wild side on the outside. Doth do protest
too much? You're being too loud. Your wild side is
probably just weird, it says. Leopards either ambush their prey
or stalk it.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
So so grab your ground their company sky slotte and
then follow them out the door and channel that inner
killer kitty and grab his arm and tell him your
name and give him your number. Does this track? See
if he's got what it takes to be a big
cat wrangler. Maybe that's my own exception. Were the leather,
the leper print, girl, you can stop that prey.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
I did I know?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
It says also speaking of wranglers, find yourself some leoper
print denim and you'll be unstoppable this fall Wakanda forever.
It does not say that. So there you go.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
I found my backup job. Like, if this doesn't work out,
I want to be a writer for you.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Down the street. In her brag, I'm going in.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
For the gil forever time for Nina's what's trending if
you're trying to travel to a romantic destination. Just No,
Paris is still the city of love, but it has
been dethroned. There is a destination that's considered even more
romantic Grace Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I knew it. What close closer than Oh Atlantic City?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
No, you have based. You guys are in the right
country though it's Maui. Maui, Hawaii is now a considered
the most romantic travel destination in the world.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
But I can't imagine it being the most romantic destination
like you have, like Italy, you have, Spain, you have.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Like I know, but there is something romantic about it.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
The only time I've ever gone on like a romantic
vacation that was healthy, the entire time was and it
was beautiful. So that will always be that memory for me.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Yeah, and sad, but you know it's okay. It's possible
to be happy and sad at the same time. Good memories,
but they're over. So Okay's book is.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Going to be called Romantic War Stories.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
It's all the different loves to find, loving me the most.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
There you go, beautiful. You should go to Maui with yourself.
Whenever you go to a destination like that and ends
up being a bad trip, you're like, how can you
be angry in a place like this? Yeah?

Speaker 17 (52:46):
I can try right now, but you know something that
fixes that. Shut up, get somebody quiet, because it's like that.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
One vacation I went on there, I was asked to
call the front desk to see if they could keep
the birds down. I don't think they can stop the
birds from some people. I mean, it's kind of nice,
it really happened. That person doesn't deserve her if you

(53:20):
can't appreciate it, because it makes me more mad so loud.
I don't think that. I don't think they can handle it.
I don't think they can control the.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Birds you should have gave her a net and said godside.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
But you know what you try.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
So there's that something that does make everybody feel better
after moments like that is usually a snack in the
form of chocolate that just will automatically make you feel better.
And in Victoria's case, she was just craving peanut Eminem's
talking about how they're the best ever and you had
two at the bottom of your bag and you ate them.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
And the peanut bag that's.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
Wrong, okay, but we all know how the Eminem mag
he starts to crumble after a while his bag is.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
That's like interesting what you pull out of there the
other day? It was just a ketchup package. There's something else,
random ketchup package. Just looking for an emergency for me.
That's right to have a ketchup if you want to
catch up.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I was very surprised, as just like you all you,
I thought I was gonna pull out an emergency like, oh,
that's where my emergency?

Speaker 5 (54:19):
God?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Like, did I pour that a munch of can?

Speaker 10 (54:24):
Well?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Back to Eminem's. So Eminem's is bringing a new flavor.

Speaker 16 (54:28):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Are you ready for peanut butter and jelly? Eminems no, No,
that's pretty good. It's not ready for it.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Just go make a PB and J.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
No, it's not the same because now you have the
outside hard little you know, shell, Thank you, and then
you can make it sound really good.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
All the sammy, none of the gluten. I'm gluten free.
I only eminem should hire you were there marketing team? Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
And lastly, there is a man who is trending because
he had had bad breath for three days why and
then finally found out why. So, if you ever find
yourself in a situation where you have bad breath and
you can't get rid of it, you may have inhaled
a cockroach in your sleep.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Oh okay, someone.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
Pretty disappointed, And you mean not for making my whole
day turn upside down.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I know I probably should have warned you ahead of time,
But at the same time, this is a PSA. If
you sleep with your mouth open, if you're a snore,
all of those things, you don't know what you're gonna
Inhale was.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Like stuck. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Eventually it crawled down his throat and he couldn't cough
it out, but he was able to go back to sleep,
and so then the next day he was able to
recall the whole incident. So he knew it. It crawled down there,
but it just I don't want to go into details.
I don't, please don't.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
So it just got groat. How'd he get out? You
had to go to the doctor. You to go to
the doctor to get like surgery and like take him out.
He had it removed from his Trichya. Is it like
a live Oh, it wouldn't go down all the way. No,
it'll die because of all of the acids in your books.

Speaker 7 (55:57):
So doctors perform exorcisms out of.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Your podect It would be a really cool invention.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Is if they came up with some type of screen
that you could put over your mouth to sleep.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Oh yeah, that's right. I worry about why I'm constantly
worried about any opening that I have into my body
when I sleep, because like I don't know if spiders
are crawling in my ears or my nose and my mouth. Yep,
I feel like right now new fear unlocked. You're why

(56:30):
she goes to bed in a onesie. But that's what's trending.
I'm sorry, and you're welcome for that. All the same time,
I'm gonna start wrapping myself on a mosquito net before bed.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Wait that.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Rible. It's not a terrible idea.

Speaker 7 (56:43):
Yeah, as well as you can guarantee there's nothing in
there when you lay down, Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
And that you can still breathe. You can use saran wrap.
I was told you can do that, and that helps
you actually sweat stuff out and lose weight. So like bodybuilders, instead.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
Of that, we cannot be co signing these terrible ideas
like taping your mouth, shutting saran wrapping yourself so you
lose weight.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Why it's supposed to stat your face. It's not supposed
to help you lose weight. Okay, okay, but doctors have
asked us not.

Speaker 9 (57:09):
To do this.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Actually, the mouth taping is actually trending, and it is
a thing.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
And it is also very dangerous. It keeps cockroaches from
exploring my body. I'm fine with no. Pa Is saying
that it's trending.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Just reminds me of what was trending earlier, which is
the bank thing.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
So I feel like we should get trending. Should we
all just do that? But taping your mouth is legit anyways,
also very dangerous.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
Why because what if your nose too very smaller?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Holes do not function properly that night because you're plugged up.
Yere dead, You're gonna wait. Don't do it, Do not
do it, Please, don't do it. I feel like you
wake up. I feel like you wake up. Anyway, that's
what's trending talk jubles. Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 6 (57:55):
I do.

Speaker 8 (57:56):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (57:57):
Sweet let's hear you.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Well.

Speaker 14 (57:59):
I was born in England. My family kind of hasn't
really moved from the one spot in England that I'm from,
except for my grandfather's sister was a war bide from
War World War One and then came over and had
a small family over here. Anyway, years later, I'm sitting
down doing ancestry and I find out that my uncle

(58:21):
is actually has been and is married to his second cousin.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Did he know that?

Speaker 14 (58:29):
I mean, I can't imagine him not. But this is
the first I'm hearing of it, you know.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I mean, yes, do they have kids? You have cousins? No?

Speaker 14 (58:42):
No, she has kids from a previous marriage.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
But they never had children themselves.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Now, Okay, wasn't that they did?

Speaker 12 (58:52):
Know?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Do that?

Speaker 5 (58:57):
I know?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Like kids real quick. Guess what? Guess Thanksgiving? Why Thanksgiving?
That's just the whole family's around. Technically, isn't second cousins
supposed to be legal?

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Like I think that there's a certain extension of cousins
where it is like fine and they can.

Speaker 14 (59:14):
Considered kissing cousins or something, right, right, that's a very
American thing.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
In it is. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 14 (59:24):
No worries, guys, I hope you have a great day.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Yes I do.

Speaker 19 (59:32):
So I've been hooking up with my best friends since
high school, which goes back about ten years. Through like
all of our relationships, this has just been a continuing
thing and we still hook up.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Oh so this is a girl.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
It is.

Speaker 19 (59:50):
Yeah, she's a girl and no one knows. So it's
a secret. But I feel like it's not cheating, like
we just have a really close friendship and like her
husband doesn't need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Oh, it sounds like she's in two relationships.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
So I mean, are you in a relationship too.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
I just had a breakup, but it was unrelated to that. Like,
no one literally no one knows.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Huh. So what do people think is going on nothing.
Just besties.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Yeah, just besties. I mean we we are besties. We
have a very special kind of besties.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
She sounds like your soulmate to be honest, Yeah, maybe
you guys should just be together.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
I mean, I don't know if she loves her husband too,
and I like, I'm fine with it.

Speaker 19 (01:00:34):
Like I've had a few serious relationships while this has
been going on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
We're both fine with it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Oh, okay, technically cheating I mean technicality, Okay, cheating out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
The windows because it's your bestie.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Yeah, I mean it's just been part of our friendship
for so long.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
It's like, yeah, that makes sense. Guys. That's the way
you guys are friends. That's giving like some teeters out there,
a whole news story itself. We're just really close friends.
This is what we do. Thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
Thank you for listening. I feel better now, Good God,
what's

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Your dirty little secret.

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