Someone Is Getting Engaged!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Three different things. Just guess what they are. Number three.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Open eyes?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Will you marry me?

Speaker 4 (00:08):
For real? I'm very serious?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Will you marry me? Yes? You're right.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Serious.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yes, if one of our listeners wants to propose to
his girlfriend on the show, and we'll see if she
believes him or if she says something other than yes,
you're about to hear somebody get proposed to live on
the show. Yeah, baby, so you will show. So this

(00:46):
could either go very well or be one of those
moments that you see go viral an Amazing League baseball
game where they're sitting together and then the jumbo tron says,
will you marry me? And they look at them and
they shake their head no, and the couple sitting together
all right, I'm gonna call this dude right now. Let's
see Hello, Hey Jay, what up? It's the Jewel Show.

(01:19):
Are you ready to propose to your girlfriend? Seem to
be fiance?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Are you nervous?

Speaker 6 (01:25):
Day?

Speaker 7 (01:25):
Not?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Not really? Okay, confident you're pretty sure she's gonna say yes.
How long you guys been together?

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Going on for two years?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Is she at home with you right now? She's at home,
I'm leaving, okay? Or you're like getting in the car
and you want to call her and ask her to
marry you? Correct? Are you going to do it in
an old English accent? Might make a very romance? You
know what's her name? Sharing? Sharing? That's right? So you
know here here you Sharon.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I've done like this before and I've never done it
left this before, so what the hell?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
All right? Okay tell her that part.

Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah, didn't work last time.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But you know what?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
All right? You want a dollar phone number?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I am? Okay? Do you have a ring?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Not yet?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
No yet?

Speaker 9 (02:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (02:19):
You have an old one day I gave to her,
but not the newest one that I just recently bought.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Oh nice?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, cool, guys, just show all right?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Are you in a tuxedo right now?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Okay? Here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
I'm a dollar phone number. And then do you want
us to talk at all? You want to start talking
and then us come in after you guys can talk
if you want to start it off? Or should I
call her and say that I'm from the grocery store
and I have to.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well I'm talking about that this morning too.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, I would like you to do a fum on her.
I can start off with the roses thing and see
if she noticed it. Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Let's do that.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Okay, ready, yeah, okay, here we go. Hello. Hello, Hey,
this is corrible calling from Brosser's. I was looking for Sharon. Yeah,

(03:24):
I'm speaking Sharon.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
How are you.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Congratulations you're the most big winner. We're all happy for you.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Here.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
It's just our way of saying thank you for shopping
with us. You've won thirty six longstim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. Got the perfect person
for that, Sharon. Do you know that this is the
Jebel Show? Yes?

Speaker 10 (03:47):
I do.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I recognize your boy.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Great want fabulous?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Do you know why we're on the fall?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
They're good?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
No matter what you know. I were on the phone.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
I do not.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Actually well because your boyfriend is on the other line. Okay,
and I think he's still there. He yep, there he is.
Oh yeah, there's the boys. He called. He called us
this morning because there's an issue that he needs to
speak to you about.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, Hey babe, yeah, honey.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Love you.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, We've been through a lot together and just want
to know if you wanted, if you marry me, absolutely,
I have one there, I said, absolutely. Congratulations you're now engaged. Yeah, okay,

(04:53):
so now that's we're on the show. Does that mean
you're buying the ring? Yeah, no, it does worked that
way unfortunately.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Yeah, we're just still like you drive through we b
We're just we're just right there in the middle.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Leaders you know, we love that.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, exactly. Congratulations though, Oh well, thank you, thank you.
And Jay does have a ring for you? Okay, and
we're told he's wearing a tux. Oh, you know, I
have never seen him in a timely amazing.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
How do you feel?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'm actually very excited. Like you said, we've been through.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
You know, we've had our high highs and our low lows.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
And yeah, we'll congratulations. Yeah, and congratulations Jay.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Only took fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, we'll let you guys talk about the details of
a wedding later.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
I don't know why I was thinking that would be
the next thing you talk about. Automatically engaged, like, okay,
what colors we'd love to go? If you want to
put us on that invite, yes.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You you, you will definitely all be there Okay, congratulations
you two guys.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
And it's cool because after you get married, you'll be
able to do stuff together. Yeah, you know, you're saving yourselves. Yeah,
a fifteen years is a long time. Take care of
you guys. Thank you and thanks Jay for doing that
on the show and so on the show. You guys. Absolutely, Yeah,

(06:43):
congratulations you guys.

Speaker 9 (06:44):
I appreciate it. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Part of.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
What if? That's the closest wherever at to an engagement.
It's another jubile phone frame. Say morning's twenties.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Hello, just Donk just checking in, you know, DONC boy,
Donk from oh you know what? Dude, Like, well, I
guess we haven't talked on the phone because I'm like
this is my first day anyway. Like, so you're a
subscriber to dot com, you know, like the virtual.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Assistant and stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, yeah, my name is Paul Donkler, but like you
just call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donkball Like I'm
your new virtual assistant.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
You're Mike. What happened to Jessica?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh you mean like the virtual assistant that you had
at first or whatever?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, yeah, Like.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I don't know, but they put me on the case
like a couple of days ago. So I've been handling
stuff for you, and like, so now I'm just calling
the check and you know, because I noticed a few
things about your sketch that I wanted to go over
with you. Dude.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Okay, First off, what was anybody going to notify.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Me that there was a change?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Oh, dude, you know what, bro? Like I was supposed
to notify you, like three days ago, you know what
I mean. But like I'm not really haunted with stuff
like that, so like kind of like mess that one up.
But so like I'm notifying you right now, dude, Like
Donk is all over it, dude.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Okay, okay, this is confusing.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
So you're telling me that they switched out Jessica with you.

Speaker 11 (08:42):
Yeah, and you were supposed to tell me this, yeah
three days ago.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah did.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
And you're telling me now, dude, you have a nail
right on the head. I'm proud of you, you know.

Speaker 11 (08:55):
So then wait, so who's been carrying the work for
the past three days?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
That would be DNK. Like I've been handling stuff like crazy,
bro already, Like I noticed one thing about your schedule
that was very concerning to me, Like you have no
gym time, bro, And so I went ahead and like
there was like a meeting tomorrow and then like in
two days, like another meeting. You know, I went ahead
and canceled those for you, and then I plugged in

(09:22):
like an hour each day, like we're gonna do chest tomorrow.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 12 (09:28):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Wait wait wait wait wait?

Speaker 11 (09:31):
Are you telling me that you've canceled two of my meetings.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Because I need to go to the gym just day tomorrow, Dude,
I already put the work out in there and then
Boulder Shoulders two days after.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
Moron.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Do you understand what you just canceled on me?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, meet a couple of meetings that were like in
the place of gym time, And like, I got a
question for you. Who's Jim that's the CEO of the company.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Worked for so well. Like he was sending some emails. Dude,
I didn't like the tone, so I want to have
to responded on your behalf like, and I told him,
what's what, dude? I told him to step off. I
told him, don't ever talk to you that way. Well,
I presented to be you. I hope that's okay.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Like, what what.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Did you do?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
What did you do? Not?

Speaker 11 (10:19):
Why did you even talk and think of any kind
of tone that you needed to think?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh, I can't even think right now.

Speaker 11 (10:25):
You should not have sent a thing to anyone without
bringing it to me first. And now you're telling me
that you've sent emails to the CEO of the company.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Well, dude, I will let you know, like if you're unhappy,
I will let you know that you had like a
presentation coming up, Like I won't let you know, dude,
I went ahead and did it for you. It's already
to the client.

Speaker 11 (10:50):
Wait wait you sent the presentation to Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Dude, took care of it, like, no, prob it was
super easy to Like, Really, what I did was I
just outlined a good plan for warm you know, like macros,
nutricians and workouts.

Speaker 10 (11:04):
You know.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I included the boulder shoulder workout that you got in
two days from now.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
No, we got to get rid of you.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, no, I'm done with you, dude.

Speaker 11 (11:11):
This is not how business is conducted. This is not
how you treat your clients. I didn't speak to your boss.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Well I can't do that because this is actually jubil
from the Jubil show doing a phone prank on you
and your girlfriend Tina say you up? Oh yes, she
said you hired a virtual assistant company and wanted to
invest with you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I'm going to give her a call right now. She
has no idea. They're scared.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, I wouldn't. Didn't cancel all your phone calls with
her too? For gym time? Are right?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
You guys.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Wake up every.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
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Eric Menendez to sign a nineteen ninety Mark Jackson NBA card?
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Speaker 9 (12:01):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
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you'll see Lyle and Eric Menendez sitting courtside. That's post death.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
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Speaker 1 (12:15):
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Speaker 10 (12:22):
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and that's why when people are like they should be
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Speaker 1 (12:46):
And they're on a nineteen ninety Mark Jackson.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
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Speaker 4 (13:03):
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Speaker 8 (13:05):
Like, we know what they look like then, and we
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Speaker 4 (13:10):
Are there any current pictures of them?

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they once did. But all these people are like they
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I don't know how they even ended up getting women
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Well, it happens every time there's a big name pas
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Speaker 8 (13:32):
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Speaker 4 (14:23):
Eric is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and he's being ghosted by a woman named Shelley.
What's up, Eric, How are you? I'm good? How are
y'all not too bad?

Speaker 10 (14:32):
Man?

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Thank you for agreeing to do the first date? Follow up?
Tell us a little bit about Shelley.

Speaker 9 (14:37):
Yeah, So Shelley and I we brought into each other
quite a few times at the same little dive bar.
We both work nights, so you know, kind of chit
chat a little bit, and I finally got the uh
courage to ask around a real date, not just cheap
beers at the dive bar.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
You know, Eric, tell us about your date?

Speaker 9 (14:56):
Then, So I got reservations at a pretty nice place,
and we both The funny thing is we ran into
each other at the bar and dressed for it.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
We didn't even plan that, but you know, a good
first impression, right, Wait, so you were dressed to go
to a different place. Is that what you even been? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (15:14):
Like so it was like, hey, get the nerves the
jitters out a little bit, go grab a drink at
the dive bar before the date.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
And she must have had the same idea. So we
both sewed up and our date closed.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Bad bar.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
It was actually kind of.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Funny, that's awesome. Okay, So then at that point, did
you guys walk over to the fancy restaurant together? What
happened next?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
I mean we drove.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
It was a little bit of a ways, but yeah
we did.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
We drove over there, and I mean I thought date
went great, Like, conversation was great. We both have some
strong opinions on stuff, so getting to know each other
was pretty easy. There was out of that awkward silence
where you're just like staring at each other trying to
figure out what to say next. I thought it flowed
pretty damn well. We found out we're both big film nerves.

(15:58):
She's a big sci fi geek and I'm a horror
movie guy.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
So I'm a manager at a movie theater.

Speaker 9 (16:04):
So in the course of our conversation, I mentioned that
I collect movie stuff, and she was like, hey, well
I wouldn't mind seeing.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
That, you know.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
So when showed her wait at your house, yeah, you know,
it went well.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
After dinner she seemed interested in seeing the collection.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
So okay, okay, snoop line.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah, I mean, hey, it worked, right, we did.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
We had some fun, we watched a movie, and then.

Speaker 9 (16:29):
After that had we hooked up. Okay, Well, then from
her since no text, no nothing. She hasn't been back
to the bar, like straight.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Ghost Okay was it? Not to get too personal, but
like was your fun good?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
It was super hot, like she's hot. The sex was awesome,
like top five for me, definitely wow.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
So yet, yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
That sounds like she definitely was enjoying herself. Then why
do you think you're getting ghosted? That's it? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (17:00):
I hope it wasn't something like I said, we had
some strong opinions on a few of the things we
talked about, but I didn't think anything that would offend her.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
You wouldn't, you know, you wouldn't have thought that that would.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Have stopped her from coming over if she was offended
during the dinner conversation.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
So you said you have strong opinions. Was there any
time on the date where you guys kind of argued
or you think maybe you said something that was offensive
in a way.

Speaker 9 (17:24):
I mean, we were talking about horror movies and I
mentioned that Freddy Krueger Night round elm Street, that series,
you know, he's my favorite slasher.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
That she was kind of like, that's that stuff is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (17:35):
How any adults or you know, how already grown up
could watch that or whatever, and I was like, oh, come,
you know, I mean we kind of got into it
about that, but I did make a comment that Star
Wars was better than Star Trek, and you know, when
we were talking about Staphoi private movies, she didn't seem.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
To like that very much either.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
So maybe it's one of those things. I mean, I
hope not.

Speaker 10 (18:01):
I mean, could she have also just have gotten what
she kind of wanted out of the situation.

Speaker 9 (18:05):
Maybe, I hope not. I'd like to see her again.
She is I've already mentioned a couple of times. She's
great in bed, but the conversation was great. She seems
super nice, she's smart, she's funny, so like, yeah, I
want this to be more than just a one time thing.
I don't know if you've ever had where you just
click with somebody, You get that feeling where it's like, man,
I want to you know, this person gets me. I

(18:26):
feel like I'm vibing with her and it just felt deeper.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Than you know, a one time hook up.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah, all right, well we'll see if we can figure
it out for you. Then we'll play a song. Come
back and then call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting you and ask her if she'll
go on another date with you if you still want
one after you hear the reason.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay, nice, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Thank your places on, come back, get your first a
follow up next, you're just joining us for today's first
day follow up. Eric is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by a woman named Shelley, and it might
be because he thinks Freddy Krueger is the best movie
slasher of all time. Eric, Kay, before we call her

(19:05):
to try to get you another date and find out
why you're getting ghosted, refresh everybody's memory about your date
with Shelley.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
Yeah, so we went to a nice restaurant. We had
to back it up a little bit. We have a
few drinks as acquaintances at this local dive bar. Went
on a real date I found. We hit it off,
great conversation, she came back my place. We had some fun,
if you know what I'm saying. And ever since we
hooked up, I've not heard from her, and that sucks
because I really liked her.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
And it's weird. She hasn't been to the bar either.
That you guys met at.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I mean that makes me a little bit nervous, Like
it's really bad because to give up your own dive bar.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Okay, I'm gonna call her right now. Okay, here we go. Hello,
im miss to Shelley please. Who says Shelley, Hi, how
are you? My name is Jewbol from a radio show
called the show.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Hi Shelly. My name is Nina. I'm on that show too, and.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Victoria I'm also she's also on the show show the Phone.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Okay, I'm continued, Yeah, that's fair. So we do a
segment on a show called The First Date follow Up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then end up ghosting them that person didn't
ask us to get you on the phone and find
out why.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
Now I think I know exactly what you were talking about,
Like it's Eric. We went on a date and I
haven't reached back out to him, so I.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Mean, it's it has to be him.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yes, it is Eric.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
What happened honestly.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
Like it first seems really great and I was really
into it, Like he's really cute, and the dinner it
seems really nice and expensive, and you know he it
was great conversation, and the night was really great, Like
the first part of the date was amazing, And then
we got to his place and he told me that
he was a horror fan, but he's not just like

(21:03):
a horror fan, he's a horror nut. His place was
nice and all, and it wasn't like glitter, but it
was wall to the wall nothing but horror posters and
guts and gore and mobilia.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Wait, so you hooked up with him anyway?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
That part too?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Oh god?

Speaker 7 (21:23):
I mean, well, the sex is great, Honestly, that was phenomenal,
like some of the best secs I've ever had. I
don't know, it's just like there it was just too much,
like even like the sex is great, but like there
was literally a chucky dollar at us, Like that's not
the first thing I want to see after having sex

(21:44):
with somebody.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Scared.

Speaker 12 (21:47):
And then after the sex, like we even stayed and
again we watched a horror movie, of course, and it
was just like I don't know if I could handle that.
Like I literally felt scared by the end of it,
and I was kind of scared going home, and I
was kind of scared to get back to the bar
that like I usually hang out with and before I
see him all the time, are.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
You scared of him?

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Like?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
What part is scary to go back to the bar?
I mean, I understand the horror memorabilia, but I don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
I guess it's just like the whole house has constant everything.
A Cordy's got like this giant skeleton that like sits
in his living room that he like talks to and
his name is Jeff and like like that's really funny.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Yeah, he thinks like his skeleton's so funny and his
name is Jeff, but he like makes jokes and I
don't know. I was just like kind of creepy, but
I was like going with it. I don't know, I
just feel like it's a little bit too much and
it's kind of scares me. Like if you're that into it,
it's like what if you want to do that kind
of stuff in real life? And I'm like, I don't
want to be like a victim, Like I don't know what,

(22:51):
its just freaks me out.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, I started to spiral down that hole of don't
chot me up.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I get that.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
It was like, honestly the most interesting and memorable first
date I've ever been on.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that. No, yeah,
no problem, I don't.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
I mean, I'm happy to you know, say, but I
just definitely got really freaked out.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
All right. Well, I also to let you know that
Eric is on the phone. He's been listening this whole
time and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
Oh no, Shelly, do you think I'm a murderer.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
There's just a lot of you know, scary studs in
your in your house, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
You know, it's kind of scary.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
It's out putting.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I mean, it's movie stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
It's goofy, it's campy. I mean, I really really am sorry.

Speaker 9 (23:39):
I had a great time with you, and I live there,
so I don't think about it hearing you describe it,
I get it. I get how that can look through
someone else's eyes. I promise I'm not a psycho. I'm
just a horror dor that I'll be totally honest. I
completely forgot Chucky was there. So my grandmother actually gave

(24:00):
me that Chucky Dow when I was a kid, and
that's sort of what started my love of horror movies
when I was about that age. So that was actually
a gift from my grandma, and so I just kind
of keep it up in there. But I mean, I
can I can see how it could be creepy.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I think that's kind of sweet, though I know I
was like, I kind of think that sweet feel like
your grandmother got it and now I get it, like,
you know, like that's kind of where similar to what
got me into my love.

Speaker 12 (24:26):
Where SPI Fi was, like my grandpa was really in
desprie By.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
We used to watch Star Trek together. I'm sorry.

Speaker 12 (24:33):
I feel bad for your sayings about Chuckie Alley.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
I get it, and I know you were not happy
when I said that Star Wars is better than Star Trek.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
I hope I was hoping it wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I was hoping that wasn't what ran off.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I will dig my heels in on this.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Jeff is hilarious that I was staying behind that. Who's Jeff?
I didn't know you guys had another guy on their date.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
That's the life size skeleton in his living room that
literally takes.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Him entire Sure, he is not hilarious.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
He is weird and creepy and too big and does
not belong in a living room.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Oh you're killing me.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Jeff is a breast, right, Jeff?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Oh you know am.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
I never heard that Jeff would be too foone.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Look, Chucky can get a past, but Jeff is no.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
No excuses for Jeff.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Oh, come on, Shelly, you know I'm great.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
You know you love me.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Don't tell a you love that's a quality of fibula.
Joked one in a while.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
That was only a first for me. No, the bone
jokes are terrible.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
No, they need to stop.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
I can't see I can't can't do bone jokes sposed
to life with Jeff.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Shelly, I think I'm kind of sick.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I believe I have a feaver.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
You're ridiculous, Shelley. Would you like to go on another
date with Eric and his bone skeleton buddy? Jeff, we'll
pay for it.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I don't know, Like Jeff, you are so cute and
effect was so good and I had so much fun
on the date.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Wait, you said, Jeff, Oh, so you just can't get
Jeff off your mind, now, can you?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
It has to be the bone right.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
I met Eric?

Speaker 11 (26:23):
You know?

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yes, fine, yus you will.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
I'm laughing enough to realize that you're obviously not a murderer.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Shelly, thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
I really, I really do like you, and I promise
you have my word, no Jeff voice, and I'll even
put him in the closet next time you come over
if you want.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Okay, that's you've got a deal there.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Who ever thought they were going to make a deal
to go on a date. I'll keep my bones in
the closet for you girls.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
First date.

Speaker 14 (26:57):
Fall is one of the most insanely idiot things I
have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent
response were you even close to anything that could be
considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now
dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points,
and may God have mercy on yourself.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a fantastic game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also,
speaking of fall, you need to get your house ready
for fall, and Macy's has got you covered with a
one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's because not only
are they here to hook you up for you Versus Victoria,
they're also here to help with all of your fall

(27:38):
decornies so shopping store or at Macy's dot com. And
if you want to play Victoria, call us right now
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
You can also dms.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
At the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
And now let's get a little Vicky's brain all warmed
up and ready to go. Here you go, tongue twisters,
say this five times fast. I saw Susie sitting in
a shoe shine shop.

Speaker 10 (28:00):
Bro I never get to five times. First off, one
time I saw Susie.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
What was she doing?

Speaker 10 (28:06):
Sitting sitting in a shoe shine shop, in a shoeshine shop.
I saw Susie sitting in his shoeshine shop. I saw
Susie sitting in the shoe shine shop. I saw Suzie sitting.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Betty boughtter, bought some butter. What Betty Boughter bought some butter?

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Butter?

Speaker 10 (28:20):
May you buy bow especially normally speaks isn't yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
I don't know if you did it right or not.
Victoria is next. That's the Jewble Show. Good morning.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Can I take your order? I think it is tall
at a large black coffee.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's a large black cock. Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
No, I mean large, She means AVENTI.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, the biggest funny venty.

Speaker 14 (28:38):
Is large, is twenty large is large.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
In fact, cole is large.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
And grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
He's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and three languages. Time for America's favorite trivia game, You
versus Victoria, Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is
in a game of trivia for a Hunt it All
or Macy's gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for
you verus Victoria, Kaitlin. What's up, Kaitlin?

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 13 (29:09):
Absolutely?

Speaker 10 (29:10):
Yeah, get it all right?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Bringing some kind of energy today? Is there anything you
want to say to Victoria before we send her out
of the studio.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I am so excited.

Speaker 13 (29:21):
I'm going to stay at home mom for four years,
and like your show brings the joy every day listening
to it, and I'm just so excited, definitely so happy.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Now, thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
All right, Victoria is going to go outside and think
about what you said, okay, and then come back in
and try to beat you. It's so mean, Victoria. I
don't think you can right now, dream crusher. All right,
here we go, Kaitlin. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
She's outside.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
The door is closed, and are you ready?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I am ready?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay, your time starts now. What is the name of
the toy Cowboy? In twys how old was the world's
oldest dog who gave the US the Statue of Liberty?
Bring it? What is the name of the Princess? And
Disney's Frozen? Okay, one hundred dollars in nineteen seventy seven

(30:18):
is equivalent in purchasing power to about how much money today?
What did you get that?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Okay, time is up. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting very settled and putting on her
headphones and stuff, Kaitlyn, was something you would like the
world to know today. I hope I'm smarter than Victoria. Yeah,
she's smarter than you are. Oh, thank you. All right,
here we go. We'll too late, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass and you have
to beat Kaitlyn outright to win, and Kaitlyn you can
tell Victoria Whin.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
To go, ready go.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
What is the name of the toy Cowboy and toy
sty Oh?

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Oh? Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
How else said? That's not it?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
What's his name?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Whaty? How old was the world's oldest dog?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Really old? One hundred?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I don't know who gave the US the Statue of Liberty?
Oh my gosh, France? What is the name of the Princess?
And Disney's Frozen elsa one hundred dollars in nineteen them up?
All right, thank you, good, okay. One hundred dollars in
nineteen seventy seven is equivalent to about how much money today.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Wait what.

Speaker 10 (31:24):
Wait that wait wait wait wait what that really really
stumps you.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I don't know why.

Speaker 10 (31:29):
It's like not computing in my brain the question, like,
I don't even know what you asked.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard producer bread point of order.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
I need to know which answer she's gonna go with
for the Disney Princess one, did.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You ask who the Disney Princess was what is the
name of the Princess? And Disney's Frozen? What's the time
is up? Just giving me one of the elsa?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
All right?

Speaker 7 (31:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Should be Anna Bro's one right now?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Three?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Two, one, already call it Elsa.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Okay, I'm just gonna Kaitlyn got three correct and Victoria
got three correct as well.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
That means Caitlan, you win, congratulations because Victoria has to
be you outright good? Did it? You'd beat Victoria and
you got one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's. Yay,
all right, that's get the answers now, wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
He Woody is the twig? Woody is the toy cowboy
and toy story twenty nine and a half years old
was the world's oldest dog?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
In people?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Year time seven?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France,
and Elsa is the name of the Princess? And Dizzy's Yeah,
all right, and one hundred dollars in nineteen seventy seven
is equivalent to about five hundred and nineteen dollars and
forty seven cents today. You asked too fast, just like
was it.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah, that was the problem. Congratulations, Kaitlin, thank you so much. Yeah,
we'll play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember you want to play Victoria, I have
to do his dm us at the Jebel Show or
go to the Jewbel Show.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Alexander is on the phone today for to catch a
Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of one year
named Mia might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help him out. Alexander. Sorry in the situation, man,
but what's going on?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Me and I we met a year ago off hinge,
and I mean, honestly, everything's been pretty easy.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, we get.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Together when we can, and it's like totally low maintenance
relationship because we're both really busy, you know, just life,
and I don't get to see her, you know, as
often maybe as I would like. But I mean, like
it's not the end of the world, okay, But like
when we're together though, like things are amazing. Like we're

(33:48):
just constantly at club concerts, you know whatever. Any energy
that we've got that we just like to send together.
So it's really nice. But again up until about a
week ago.

Speaker 15 (34:01):
What happened about a week ago, So we were hanging
out and we're, you know, on the couch at her place,
you know, watching a movie, and she's got.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
This iPad that she always has on the coffee table
and just kind of like there, you know, but both
of us use it to order stuff, get tickets for concerts,
movies like anything like that.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
So never kind of a big deal.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
And I was messing around recently looking on it, first
the movie tickets for the weekend, and she was in
the bathroom and she gets the message from one of
her friends, Destiny. So the message said, do you think
he'll find out? And like another yeah, another one said

(34:51):
that I wouldn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
You made a mistake.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
And then at that point I'm like, all right, I
gotta look, you know, just just a little. So by
the time I made the decision, Mia like starts walking
back out.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
So I'm like, well, oh god. So I didn't see what.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
She was exactly talking about in the chat with Destiny,
but I did the message from me to Destiny saying
that it was really hot, but she.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Feels guilty about it.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh it's like, you know, i'd chicken out at this point,
and you know, I'm not going to confront her about it,
and she She's been really honest about everything in our relationship.
You think, yeah, I could just be reading into things
you know that aren't there, like totally totally could just
be reading into it.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
But I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Blow her up, you know, based on just some of
this little into that I saw, and I.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Mean I would have a lot of questions, a.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Lot of questions. But also has she been acting any
different aside from just seeing that text exchange. I mean,
that's one other thing that would kind of just put
an exclamation next to it, you know.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
No, I mean she's been acting totally fine. I mean,
like when we go out, I keep an eye on her,
but like there's nothing you know.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Actually, we were out with.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Destiny one night at a club recently and I did
see me a whispering to Destiny and she Destiny did
like she kind of locked eyes on me when she
saw that I saw and they thought their compo. So
I don't really know what to think anymore. But I mean,

(36:23):
like I know that I should just talk to her
about it, but like things are so great, like I
don't want to look that up.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
You know, Like I mean, if she's doing something and
they're not that great.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah, but I just know that I shouldn't have seen
what I saw, and then it's going to seem like
I'm snooping and like you know that.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yeah, I'm not trying to be that type of guy,
like you know, and I do.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Trust her, Yeah, and everything's great.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
So it's I'm in a weird spot.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
You know.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
We'll see if we can help you.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
All.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
You already told us what grocery store she's a rewards
card member at, So we'll play a song, come back,
and then pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else. Okay, Okay, here
we go, Glas, I'll come back and get your to
catch cheeter next. If you're just joining us for today,

(37:18):
Secata cheater Alexander is on the phone and he thinks
that his girlfriend Mia of one year might be cheating
on him. So we're about to call and pretend to
be from the grocery store that she's a rewards member
at and say that she's this month's lucky winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department. We do that
for all of our loyal customers and see if she
sends them to Alexander or to somebody else. But before
we do that, Alexander, why don't you catch us up

(37:39):
on your situation.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
So basically, yeah, me and I have been together for
about a year. Recently everything's been great. Recently saw something
when she had gone to the bathroom on the iPad
that we kind of both used for getting movie tickets
and stuff like that, and saw a message from her
friends saying leading me to believe that there's.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Something going on and she's eating.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
So I'm not sure she's been acting totally normal, but
I'm just I don't know if I shift confront or
you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Okay, well it's gonna happen. Now you're ready for us
to call her.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
I don't know. I guess let's do it all right,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Hi, this is Joble calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named me. Okay, okay, that's me me.
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Thank you for shopping with us. We're clapping for you
here in the offices. Everybody's very excited about you today, Mia,
Thank you. I win the flowers.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Okay, I didn't know y'all did this. Oh.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Yes, Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
You've just won thirty six longstim red roses, a box
of candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered
to anybody that you want, just our way of saying
thank you very much for shopping with us.

Speaker 13 (39:11):
Oh okay, wow.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Thank congratulations. Yeah. And here's how it works. If you
know who you want to send them to. I can
take the information in a matter of minutes over the phone.
I'm prepared to do that right now, if you already
know Okay, wait, flowers.

Speaker 13 (39:27):
Okay, it's destiny.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Destiny okay, and anything you want upon a card.

Speaker 13 (39:36):
Okay, can you say come over tonight?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
I want more winky Rosie, all right? And then the
last thing I will need to do is just let
you know that this is not a grocery store and
that my name is Jewbul. I'm calling from the Jewbel Show. Yeah,
I'm Nina here too. Hi, I'm Victoria, and your boyfriend
Alexander is on the phone. We do a segment called
to Catch a Teeter where if some many think they're

(40:00):
significant other might have been messing around, you see who
they send flowers to, so he might have some questions.
Wait what.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Yeah, me, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Oh my god?

Speaker 13 (40:15):
Wait wait wait wait what out?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (40:21):
I know, I know, I know, I'm Oh my god,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I don't really understand because it's like what's up with
the the message too, like.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Come over tonight?

Speaker 4 (40:37):
I won't you want Morris.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 13 (40:44):
I'm very embarrassed right now.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
Hey what what?

Speaker 13 (40:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I'm really confused too.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
But uh, do you remember that night that you.

Speaker 13 (40:56):
Dropped us, me and Destiny off at the club three
weeks Yeah, we got smashed.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
We were so dry.

Speaker 13 (41:04):
It just like happened, like honestly.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Like I wasn't trying to hurt.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
You, and.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
And like it just are you saying, what do you mean?
It just didn't happen.

Speaker 13 (41:17):
We were just kind of it was just kind of
like playing around with my.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Friend and then it just went too far and.

Speaker 13 (41:23):
Like and it was just like, I mean, she's just
from like a really close friend for so long, so
honestly it came out of nowhere and it like isn't
It's only happened like a couple of times, and like
truly I didn't well and it was I mean like
it was truly like I honestly I do love you, Alexander,

(41:45):
I do, but it was just like an accident. And
I understand if you're like so mad and like you
don't want to do this anymore or whatever, but like honestly,
I just was like it just kind of happened, and
like it's true, like I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
I mean for someone who's saying like, oh I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Like it just happened. If you like the fact that
you're sending her flowers, I don't.

Speaker 13 (42:13):
Honestly, like I didn't think you'd want flower. I was like,
I was just like, oh flowers, Like who what girl
would I send them to?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
And I was like, oh me, because like I don't
know how she feels.

Speaker 13 (42:23):
About everything, like you know, this was like kind of
happened out of the blue for her too, So I
honestly was like concerned about her feelings, but obviously.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
That was you.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Looted more.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
You said you.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Wanted more, I know, because it was nice.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
But if you didn't get caught right now, do you
think that you would just continue to do this for
as long as you could?

Speaker 4 (42:44):
No, I mean I.

Speaker 13 (42:45):
Felt guilty every time. I was trying to figure out
a way to tell you.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
But I just like, I.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Think what I'm wondering right now is like, is it
just destiny?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Was are you bringing anybody else? Are there any other
guy I think that I should know about? Like what?

Speaker 6 (43:02):
No?

Speaker 13 (43:03):
No, no, like truly never never have, never would like
no other guys, Like it was it's just in destiny.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
And it was I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I was just having fun.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Uh, I mean, like it just did you say it's over?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
But I mean you're saying you want more, so I don't.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
What the thing.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
It's not like I was trying to do this.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
What I'm not like looking for another relationship. I'm not
looking for another guy. It's just it's destiny, you know, destiny,
Like if.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
That's a problem, But that's like a problem. How do
you move forward from this destiny? And you can't be
friends anymore, if you, you know, if that were to
work out with Alexander and he's okay with this for
some reason, are you okay with this?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Alexander's fun it's the whole.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
It's not a guy thing because it's a girl. It's
a little bit more of a gray area. Huh.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
I mean I guess that cool?

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Really?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I mean, okay, I'm like trying to process everything.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Yeah, I guess. As I think.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
About it, I'm like, I guess it's good.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
You're trying to get in on it, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I mean, like, if it was, Yeah, we'll let.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
You guys figure it out there.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
At least you found out what's going on. Wow, good luck.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 16 (44:31):
Right now, my tent is being dismantled by leaf cutter ants.
It's about two am, and I've been trying to sleep,
and there's about.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Guy who's going viral for trying to camp in the Amazons.

Speaker 16 (44:42):
Outside of this tent cutting leaf size holes out of
my tent. They're opening up holes big enough for me
to put my fist through. Everything else in the Amazon
is coming into my tent. I just woke up because
there's a leaf using its pincer jaws to bite my
ear to tray and carry off. Inside this tape right now,
our ants and terminites and mosquitoes, some sort of centipede, hoppers, moths,

(45:05):
and some insects that I can't even identify. If you
get out of the tent, you're going to get destroyed
by mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
It's raining outside, You're going to get wet. This is
what camping in the wild is.

Speaker 16 (45:14):
Sometimes you put your tent in the wrong place and
the least cutterr ants and the gods of the jungle
decide it's going to be the worst night.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Ever, freaking out people who make worse decisions than camping
in the Amazon. We'll check in with the show and
see what's up in our lives after this. That's the
Jewel Show. Your part is your bal and dop down everyone.

Speaker 17 (45:49):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky castle
characters and the Jewel Show is no different.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's favorite younger sister Victoria Ramirez, and
of course producer Brad he's a dad, Hey, Theeric Tiger.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jewbeil Show and this is the time of week where
we check in with the show and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
So I almost died. Oh, and I thought Jewbel was
being framed as my murderer.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I don't remember this, but that's why.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I think you were being sure. The reason why I
think you're being framed is I know that there's no
storyline where you would want me gone, No nothing I
can think, and I believe that. So that's why I
didn'tk it was you. But seriously, though, I was driving
into work this morning and there was this truck that
looked exactly like yours, Jewel, and it was still dark out,
so for a second, I was like, is it purple?

(46:50):
And in the light, it looked like it could be
your truck, but it didn't look where it was going.
I'm in a little car. It swerves over, almost smacks me.
I instinctively turned my car to move over, But now
I'm driving the wrong direction, like getting over in the
other lane. And it's on this bridge and I thought
I was going to flip over and die. So by
the time I slowed down. Thankfully, we drive really early
in the morning, so there weren't many cars on the road,

(47:11):
because if there were, I probably would be gone, Like
it was that terrifying. Wow, du they know. I think
that they just weren't paying attention. They were going in
and out of like the carpool lane into the regular lane.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
It wasn't me, That's why, because that sounds like me.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Well, so then by the time I finally got my
car in the right direction, I sped up because my
little baby goes fast and I was like, is that
jewbil It was a black trap?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Oh okay, So it wasn't me, but it sure sounds
like it could have been.

Speaker 8 (47:39):
Yeah, I've seen Jewbile change lanes without totally one hundred
percent double checking.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
It almost hit me. A couple other times it was
marm A like ha ha, you know, I gotta get
you Like this one was like I was like, oh god,
it wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
It's really bad.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, Victoria this.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Week, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (48:03):
Well, I'm not sure if you guys remember, but I
had a little bit of a Wi Fi issue a
while back. And I decided to just fully switch providers, right.
I was like, no, we're not eve gonna call the
guy back who asked me for a blunt.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
It was Weirdy had a guy come into her house
to do the Wi Fi and he sat on the
couch and was like, do you have a lighter? You
want to smoke with me?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
What else?

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Was doing for food? To at verse?

Speaker 10 (48:25):
He's like, so like, are you a participant of like cannabis?
And I'm like, bro, you're here to put my WiFi together?
And then he asked for snacks and was petting my cat.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
It was just weird. So I was like, listen, I'll
call that guy back.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Yeah, I'm glad you didn't because wi Fi company.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Was that Yeah.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
I called the company and tell them I was canceling
and they were just like, so like, are you sure
you don't wantus to go out there and check. And
I'm like, the last guy he said asking for a
blunt something, I'm okay, yes, And their answer back and
he was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry you've
had a terrible Wi Fi experience. Are you sure you
don't want to I'm like.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
What did you have a blunt? Now did you bring
it over?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Feel like I got a new WiFi provider. But and
they're like, it's an easy setup, you can do by myself.
And I was like, heck yeah, So I go do
by myself. Doesn't work, So then I had to get
an engineer to come out of my house. Days later,
so the guy comes up to like my apartment and
fixes it really quickly, and I'm like, oh my gosh,
how did you fix my WiFi?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
And he goes, I just connected with the cords. I
was like, what do you mean.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
He goes, well, I'm assuming you have just moved in here,
and I'm like yes, and he goes, I'm guessing the
guy before you just connect with the cords.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
And I'm like, what cords are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
He goes the Wi Fi cord and sorry, my Wi
Fi cord was just disconnected.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I was like, bro cord, I don't know what is it.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
The blunt guy did because he was trying to holler
at you.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
You wanted to come back and fi O. Man, the
life of a cable guy.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Always want to.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
He sit on my couch, you need a sandwich and
smoke with me. I had a Nickel for every time
I have that happened to Damn, he's going over there
in the kitchen scaring me doing this cable jobs. Pretty
Brad was up with you? This week? I took my
daughter to the aquarium. We left pretty quickly. Something fishy

(50:15):
about that place.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
Okay, she's like studying animals right now. And she said
to me, why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Why?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Well, it's because they're extinct. Really, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 7 (50:32):
Man?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
I had an awkward moment at the gym this morning
with one of the guys working out there. I maybe
he thought I was judging him. I don't know, but
I wasn't. Because also, this whole Diddy thing is ruining
a lot of music for me. Oh yeah, So I
was listening to the I was listening to this pop
smoke song that I like that I like to work
out to, and he mentions Diddy in it. Yeah, and
so he says the name Diddy. That's all he really says,

(50:53):
is like something, go ask Diddy, right right? But this
guy sat down next to me on the weight bench
and I never really hate us into that verse before.
And then I was taking a break, you know, in
between sets or whatever. And I heard him say that,
and out loud, I went ew. Dude was set down
and he looked over at me like and I was
just like sorry.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I wasn't saying oo to him.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
I was saying ooh to pop smoke for sake, talking
about Diddy. Well, I couldn't really explain that to him,
and he kind of walked away. So now I feel bad.
I was just like ial, that doesn't work out next
to me.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Ill I almost ran Nina off the road. Cam Ew,
you got some Atonian dude?

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Yeah, I guess so time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
There's a new reality TV series coming to Bravo all
about the Kansas City Chiefs, wives and girlfriends, which seems
pretty perfect. The only problem is Taylor Swift will not
be a part of it, and neither will Brittany Mahomes.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Because they're going to break up before it comes home.

Speaker 10 (51:53):
I feel like, okay, no, but I feel like Brittany
Mahomes would be the biggest one.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Yeah, does anybody care about any of the other wives
or girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
There's nobody else on there that I have any idea
of who they are. I mean, I guess we'll meet
them through Bravo's new show.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
This is like having an INSNCT reunion without.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Justin care That's what everybody's saying. Since they started teasing
the fact that this show is coming, there was a
lot of excitement around it because you're thinking, okay, cool
Brittany and okay cool tailor anything behind the scenes up
in the suite, and they're like, nah, sorry, but they
won't be a part of it.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
So it's basically housewives, Housewives of the NFL.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Yeah, it might be fun. Actually a whole franchise. If
they can build the whole franchise, I'm gonna watch that
be fun.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I mean, I love a good story about wags. I
really find it so fascinating to be a wagon. What
that life is like.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, do I wives and girlfriends athletes? Wags?

Speaker 7 (52:51):
That sounds like a.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Girlfriends of athletes?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, No, you play around the anyway. So this is
really cool. Mark Zuckerberg loves his wife son. He loves
his wife so much. That's when you go, how much
does he love her? How much?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
How Manna?

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, He's had a minivan custom made for her. By
poor shot.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
What cool?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, he pimped out a Cayenne Turbo GT with some
sliding doors and a bunch of one of a kind
accessories to make it legit for.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
I used to hate Zuck every time I see him
as on social Now I'm like, dude, this like, oh cool?
He stretched a Porsche Cayenne and put a sliding door
on the side.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Would you like to guess to customize it? West Coast Customs?
Oh wow, the original.

Speaker 8 (53:48):
And they put a like the racing engine in this
what is now a minivan?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
That's cool.

Speaker 18 (53:53):
Oh my gosh, it actually looks really nice, so awesome.
The only thing is now everybody's gonna know where his
wife is when she's driving, because that's the only one. Well,
and then he goes, hey, portion, you should probably just
make this.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
They wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
That's cute.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
That's so clean. It looks like it came off a
factory four.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Yeah, it's pretty great. It is colol stuff. Anyway, how
much do you love your wife out there?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
That thing is dope. That definitely want one of those.
They should make it.

Speaker 10 (54:23):
I feel like there are wives out there, but like
I want my husband to get me flowers.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
She's like, I want a minivan. He's like, hold my
AI a husband, and that's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
Jewbles, dirty little secret? Hey, what's up? You have a
dirty little secret? Oh gosh.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
So I went in to get my I D putting
and my ex went with me, and it was super uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
They couldn't put it in and I.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Was in tears.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
So the doctors like, okay, sorry about that. You know,
you got to handle your business. He came into the
room with me, and so we had sex and the doctor's.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Office you wait with the doctor or with your husband.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Yeah, they left because they couldn't put it in, and
I was in here.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
I'll take you guys.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Look I can.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Interesting. So you were getting birth control and then paused
on birth control and just did it anyway.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Yeah, okay, oh yeah, yeah, all right, Well I'm glad it.

Speaker 10 (55:36):
Doctor Victoria like your cats be like secretive about it, like.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Yeah, there was a curtain and maybe she wasn't going
to come back in because I was a little upset,
and you just kind of like give her.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Time or whatever. So funny, but we took advantage of it.
Well for you yeah, and thank you for your dirty
little secret. You too? Hello?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Hello, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Yes, I do? Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Well?

Speaker 19 (56:15):
I work from home and my wife does not work
from home. She has a nine to five. She goes
out the house and she loves to cook. She isn't
the best cook.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
She's not a good cook.

Speaker 19 (56:26):
She's a great woman, not a good cook. Okay, so dinner.
She usually makes dinner and then have it left over
for lunch for me. It's like, here's your lunch any
you know, putting a container for you and I can't
do it.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
So I said it to the dog before.

Speaker 19 (56:47):
I've thrown it away and the neighbor's garbage can so
she won't see it. I've gotten caught by the neighbors.
I had a lot of them, and tell them what
I was putting my trash in their garbage.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Yeah, she is not not a good cook. Well, great woman, not.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
A good cook. Yeah, what do you tell her? Do
you come back home and be like the food was amazing?

Speaker 19 (57:09):
Yeah, so thanks for getting lunch together from me. And
it was tasty. It's gonna be I love it.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
And then she's like, okay, I'll make dinner like I'm hungry.
I haven't eaten all day. Wait what, thanks for your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Yeah, you're welcome by

Speaker 1 (57:25):
What's your dirty little secret.

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