AI Debate

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, my ex told me to dress it for a
Halloween party and no one was supposed to dress up.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It was just me, and then she broke up with
me and left me there by myself?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
What did he do?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Honor of Spoolcase season and Halloween, we've asked you all
week to tell us your worst ex ever stories, and
we said the person with the worst ex ever, we'll
get to tell their story live on the air. So
after this you'll hear some more submissions from the worst
exes ever, and you'll hear the story of this week's winner.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I guess the worst sex ever. I mean, at least
I let her, wouldn't do something good?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
That's next, It's the Jeuble Show.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Hey, Jeble Show.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
My ex from several years ago when we were dating.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
He said he was going to leave me for his friend,
who was a girl, if I couldn't beat her in
a game of Pokemon, And so we had to send
him screenshots of our updates every single day, and I
was losing.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
So I have and get a legendary.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Pokemon and on my team, and I won, And it
turns out it.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Was just him playing against me the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
You cover in the picture he.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Was just manipulating me and making me think that I
was having to fight her to keep my man, when
in reality he just wanted to play Pokemon with me.
You know, I stayed for a few months after that.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I stayed for a few months after that. It's the
Jewbil Show. We've been asking you all week to share
your crazy X stories. By the way, you can go
to our Instagram at the Jebel Show and you can
vote on the worst X story.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
They're up there.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You can also dm us your worst roommate story because
we'll be doing those next week in under a spooky season.
It's all the worst things, but here's another one we
cat in.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
So basically the worst stacks I ever had was my
girlfriend for about a year, and we would always spend
all this time together every day, all day, every moment
we could, and I was working on so much stuff
at the time. I needed to talk to her basically
tell her that I needed more time for myself so
I could work on some things. We could still be

(02:08):
in a relationship. I've just seen a little bit more
time to myself. And when I tried telling her that,
she locked me in her dorm.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Break the time not let me leave.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
She thought I was breaking up with her, and then
I went to Utah for my great grandma's funeral. All
she could do was worry about herself. And then when
I got back, I found her cheating with someone I
didn't even know in her dorm room.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
In the dorm room, just cheating is boring. Now I
got to do something else. So you're not even on
this list.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I remember. Check out the Jubil Show on Instagram. You
can vote for the worst X stories on there and
we'll do worst roommate stories next week. So you can
hit us up and dm us with your worst roommate
story and it might be on the show next week.
But we've got the number one worst X story on
the phone right now, Isabella. Congratulations. Out of the thousands
of responses we got, yours is officially the worst X.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
So tell us about your worst ex ever.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Okay. So when we were dating, it was like near
the end of our relationship, okay, and we had gone
through something extremely traumatic together.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm just gonna leave it at that.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
A couple weeks later, I had called him and I
was like, oh my gosh, like you'll never believe what happened,
Like I'm at the police station, like I'm finally pressing
charges against an abuser, and I was like crying and
he was like, do you want me to take your
mind off of it?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
And I was like yes, please tell.

Speaker 7 (03:45):
Me like anything, and he was like yeah, so this girl, wow,
we were going through such traumatic event. What And I'm here,
I'm like, I'm a mind boggle, are you?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Because like, I'm not kidding your mind off it real quick?
So I hoo someone else, why that's crazy?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
That's it. I just hid like someone's thought process. I
know how to get her mind off of it. And
I'm saying a funny joke. Let me just tell her,
I said, with someone I'll throw quick. What it's the relationships.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't like, Oh, your arm hurts because you broke it.
It'll break your leg.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
He also broke his arm too, Like off topic.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
But he did break his arm. That's karma.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
We literally broke up over a shirt. And it's no
secret if you see what I look like that I'm
big or busted, and so I can't really help exactly
how I fit in the certain shirt. Even my father,
who was very like church oriented, was like that shirt
like would be appropriate for church right, but it showed
the slightest ever bit cleavage ever known to man. The

(04:51):
Ed's boyfriend's mom like she hadn't even seen the shirt
on me.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
She had just seen a picture of the shirt.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Tells me that I should like bow down to his
wish it and.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I mind boggled.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
And then he was like, well, do you want to
wear the shirt out in public without me? Because that
was the one thing was like I had to wear
with him there because I'm his show off to other
people and other people should know that I'm his. He
was like, you're gonna wear it single? And I was like, okay,
Like then I'll wear it.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Single and I heard that sounds good.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
We had broken up over the shirt.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It sounds ridiculous.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
And then he went and slept with the other girl.
And then I didn't find out about that until a
couple of weeks later, after he decided lighting.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
You know what, though, Isabella, it probably did take your
mind off it for a minute.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I gave toaluate when I literally was like when, like
when did this happen?

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Because he had cheated on me while we were together.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I'm glad we can laugh about it now, but I'm
so sorry do you sell the shirt?

Speaker 8 (06:08):
I do?

Speaker 7 (06:09):
I actually, you know how like when you break up
with someone, like you have to go pick up your stuff, right, yeah,
I wanted to go pick up my stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Everybody power move. I believe that.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Well, thank you for telling us your story.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
All right, go to the Jebel Show dot com. You
can vote on your worst ex ever story and we're
doing worst Roommates next week. So I'm excited for those
dm us at the Jebil Show with yours and you
can be on the show next week.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
It's another jewbile phone frame morning on the twenties.

Speaker 9 (06:52):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, yeah, hey, sorry, this is Trevor.

Speaker 10 (07:01):
Who's this?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Uh? You called me?

Speaker 10 (07:07):
No, I'm pretty sure you called me so like can
I help you?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Or close?

Speaker 11 (07:12):
Like?

Speaker 12 (07:13):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hi, Sorry, I think you have the wrong number.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Well no, because you called me, so I think you
might have.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
The wrong number.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
I didn't. My phone rang and I keeped it out.

Speaker 10 (07:24):
Know you called me?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay? Whatever? Due bye? Hello Trevor.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
Hello, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Who's this.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Are you calling me? Well?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, you called me, ma'am. I don't remember what your
name was.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
You you called me and I didn't tell you. Ana
because a good reason, obviously.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
But you called me so, no, you called me, Oh.

Speaker 12 (07:56):
My god, this is not by.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Hello Hello, Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (08:13):
Oh okay, so you called me again?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
No, you keep calling me. Why did you call me?

Speaker 10 (08:18):
Okay, I don't like I don't like confrontation, sing confrontation.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I have no idea who you are. Just get off
my phone, like, stop calling me like I was. So,
I was just off hello.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
Okay, So this is getting really old, like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
What dude, this is seriously getting old. Like, listen to me.

Speaker 13 (08:43):
This is like the.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Fifth time you called me. Stop it, knock it off.
I'm calling the cops right now.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
I feel like you're gonna call the cops.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Okay, well, because stop calling me, keep calling me and
wrapping me, and I'm not.

Speaker 10 (08:55):
I I didn't want to have to do this, but
it looks like you might have gotten yourself in a cop.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I don't even do Bye, bye bye.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Call the cops on you, and then I'll call the
cops on your cops.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
I'm calling the cops right now. Bye. Stop calling me.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
This is Detective Peter North from the police deparmant.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Who speaking with Oh hi, yes, yes, hi.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yes, can I help you.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
So you're like calling me because of that guy.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Right, ma'am. Yes, I do have to ask the question,
are you okay?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I'm hine.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Because you've called me?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I haven't you literally just called me. My phone just rang.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Nope, I'm sitting here at my desk and my phone
rang and it was you on the other end. Can
I help you with something?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills? So I have
a person.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay, so you are taking pills. Where are you met?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
No, I'm not, I'm not not.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
You just admitted to an officer of the law that
you're taking pills.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Sir, I have a problem with somebody who keeps calling.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I know you have a problem obviously because you're taking
pills and calling the police. So I will send a
car to where you're at right now. I have your location.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, no, I don't need a car. I need you
to call somebody who keeps calling me. I have their
numbers if you would like it.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, ma'am, I'm going to send a whole squad car
down there, and we're going to pick you up and bring.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
You There's no need for that.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh my god, Oh my god. No, sir, like I
need you to listen to me like, I don't need
you to send a whole squadron of cops down here
because I'm at work. But I have a problem of
a guy that keeps calling me like I need your help.
I don't need a bunch of cock cars and I'm
not taking pills.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Mmmmmmm okay, ma'am. Well the officers they are on the
way and they will be there in just a few
minutes to apprehend you and take you.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Out of the Honestly, really, there's no need. There is
no need for that. Please, I am Please, do not
embarrass me. I'm at work going on.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh I'll tell you what's going on. This is Jubil
from the Jebel Show doing a phone frank on you
and your boyfriend Jason set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 12 (10:58):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
He said, you out of a new phone number and
beginning a lot of calls on it and want to
mess with you.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Oh my god, I hate Him'm so bad. Oh my god,
Thank god, though jar Me, I thought down there.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
So when was the last time you went through a
corn maze's a year? Yeah, Okay, when was the last
time you went through a corn maze shaped like Luke Bryan.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Wait, I've never gotten a corn mat shaped like Luke Bryan.
Why are they making a corn mat shaped like?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
You're really missing out because apparently, well they look like
Luke Bryan. Somebody's so obsessed with Luke Brian. There's more
than thirty corn mazes in the country that are designed
to look like Luke Bryan.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
That's dirty more than a lot.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I don't understand. People are trying to understand why this
Luke Brian trying to again, Luke Brian is a country artist.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Is a song about corn maze or something?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
No, he does a farm or I guess he doesn't
where all these different farms every year. But I don't
know if that's enough to make a corn maze. It
is now, I guess, but maybe it is.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Maybe if you have a farm and you wanted to
perform there, Oh, that's one way to get and you'll
see it. If you build a corn maze, he will come.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
When he's flying over Pula, the same as like comedy spots.
If they made like a jubil beer tower, bab sure.
I want to see him go through it, like the
guy goes through the wall. They can come through like
a big.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Tower to get lost in your own shape of a
corn maze. You're like, I know, my body be a
love right here. You guys screwed up. That's a really
good point. I never thought about that.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
So anyway, if you're interested in that, and if that's
a dream of yours, it's possible. This is interesting. Bogu
has just revealed the theme for the Met Gala in
twenty twenty five. It's super fine tailoring black style. So
that's going to be next year's thinger. I'm going to
be examining the importance of clothing and style to the
formation of black identities. Lebron James will serve as honorary chair.

(13:05):
Co chairs will be Coleman Domingo, Lewis Hamilton Asap, Rocky
Pharrell Williams, and then Vogues Anna Wintour. I do like
Colmynmill she'll be there too. And for those that always ask,
the MET Gala is a fundraiser for the MET.

Speaker 14 (13:20):
Basically, I just donate your money every year. Every year
becomes such a nonsensical thing. It's such a have versus
have not type situation well, and everyone always hates it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
It's someone that I compared to like the Hunger Games
last year. I was like, oh, dang, it kind of is.
But they call it the world's most prestigious and glamorous
fashion event, so I thought it was. I mean, it is.
It's I think it's so you're preserving art.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's so dumb unless I already invited, and then I'm
really excited enough.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
It's pretty cool if you've ever been through the museum though,
it's pretty well anyway, that's it's true.

Speaker 10 (14:01):
All you got to do to give me to stop
hating on.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
You is yeah, I'll hafter. It wasn't that cool, but yeah,
that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Billy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been married to his wife Adrian for three years,
but they've been together for eight years and now he's
suspicious that something might be going on, so we'll see
if we can help him out. Billy, what's up, man,
I'm sorry you're going through that. Tell us about your situation.

Speaker 13 (14:30):
Yeah, hey, thanks man, Yeah, that's that's that's it. Like
you said, we've been married for three we've been together
for eight. I'd say things have been going Like recently,
things have been going pretty great for us. Like, you know,
we're on an upswing. We we just got a new house.
We're first time homeowners. We get to call the place hours,

(14:52):
you know, it's all hours.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Yea.

Speaker 13 (14:55):
All that stuff's going really well. Even like my work
life is going really well, Like I just got to
put a and I've taken on a bigger role with
my company. So it's like that's good, you know, more
money for like our family. As far as homelife goes,
like we're still in the process of getting the house
set up. It's taken a little bit longer than I expected,

(15:16):
just because I'm working and and she's kind of at
home like getting like like her style in there. Like
she has an eye for style, so it's like and
she likes doing it, so it like kind of works
out that she's kind of like taken on like the
house repairs and like fixing it up and kind of
making it ours Like here's here's kind of like I
guess the reason why I emailed you guys, it's like

(15:38):
I've been so busy with work that she like hired
a contractor to like help us work on like the bathroom.
They're getting the bathroom redone. This guy's like he's putting
in like new floors, new showers, new new tile, like
the whole thing. This guy might And you know, they've
been hanging out at the house a lot lately while

(15:59):
I'm working there. I've come home and there's been like
a couple of times where like I swear that, like
I feel like I interrupted something between like my wife
and Mike. Like I'll come home and she'll she like
darts away from him real fast, Like if they're in
an area of the house, she like darts away.

Speaker 12 (16:19):
You know.

Speaker 13 (16:19):
Like I didn't say anything at the time. Maybe it's nothing,
but it's still just like kind of bugs me.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
You notice stuff like that that would bug me.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, I just wonder if if you're looking for it, Billy,
because I mean, I don't know if you have a
contractor in your house, you're going to be together. And
I understand a man feeling uncomfortable with his wife being
alone with another man, but he's there to do a job,
So I don't know, is she doing anything else that
makes you feel like she should be cheating on you.

Speaker 13 (16:48):
She feels distant. It's like it's we just feel very
distant too. So like like maybe she's gotten board, you know,
with us, Like she looks happy and whatnot. Like when
she's working on the house and stuff. By the time
I get home, like I'm drained. You know, I know
she's been working on the house. Am I wasting time
killing myself? Like working like this for no reason? Like

(17:11):
like the whole reason I am working like this is
for her, you know, Like I'm putting in all these
hours for her, for us, for the home, for our lives.
So you know, I don't know she she is. She
has been distant and like like I said this guy Mike,
like they get along and like really well, and like

(17:32):
she just come home, she starts away. But I just
wanted to do like whatever I can to like make
her happy. You know. So that's just kind of like
where I'm sitting right now.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
All right, And you said that you have a good
way you think we can catch her?

Speaker 13 (17:47):
Yeah, yeah, we So we go to like this cookie place,
like at least once a week every week. They got
like brand new flavors. The cookies are like huge, like
it's really good. So we go there a lot, So
I think that that would be and we're in like
their email list and stuff. They have our info, so
I think it would be like good to say that
you're from there, maybe like offer like some cookies or something.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, yeah, well we'll.

Speaker 13 (18:12):
See if you know, I don't know, you guys know
how to do this, so I cookies.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, you have a dozen cookies or you know, could
deliver to somebody that's a great guy. Yeah, we can
do that, and then we'll see if she sends them
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 13 (18:24):
Okay, yeah, it'd be great.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
All right, we'll play a song, comeback, and then call
her and hopefully she isn't cheating, but if she is,
hopefully we can get your answer right after this with
the ketch teater next, if you're just joining us for
its catch Teater, Billy is on the phone and he

(18:47):
thinks that his wife of three years named Adrian might
be cheating on him. So we're gonna see if we
can catch her hair in just a second. But before
we do that, Billy, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
on your situation.

Speaker 13 (18:58):
We've been married three years ago for eight We just
got a new house. I got a promotion. I've been
working a lot lately. She's fixing up the house. She
hired a contractor, this guy named Mike. I come home.
He's still over like she darts away from him real fast.
She's been distant.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
You know.

Speaker 13 (19:18):
I'm hoping that these guys can call from like this
cookie place that we visit a lot, and see if
maybe we could like trapp her cheating or whatever. You know,
I I need to git to the bottom.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
All right, Well, we'll call and pretend you' from the
cookie place and say that since you guys are regular customers,
she's one a gift box of cookies to be delivered
to somebody and she'll see I see if she sends
them to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 13 (19:37):
Okay, awesome, thank you.

Speaker 15 (19:39):
Yeah, Hello, Hi, this is Jordan calling from I was
looking for our valued.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Customer, Adrian.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah, that's me, Hi, Adrian.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
We actually are calling you today with a free gift.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh that's awesome. What's a gift?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
A gift is a dozen cookies delivered to anybody that
you want. Seriously, yep, a dozen cookies. You can choose
which ones they are, and we can deliver them to
anybody they that you want within the United States. Because
you know our cookies are delicious. We'd love to spread
the love.

Speaker 13 (20:22):
Well, man, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Hell yeah, all right, yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take the information down.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, absolutely, I know how I want to send cookies too.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
First thing I will need is the first last name
of the person you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Okay, it's Billy last name.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay. Would you like to put a note or anything
with it?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, can think he's a bad word? Was
that cool?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh? I love bad words?

Speaker 12 (20:50):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Then say free cookies. I love you?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay, Adrian, this is actually Jewble from the Jewel Show.
It's a radio show.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Hi, Adrian, I mean on the show too, listening to
all of this lab about cookies.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
And your husband Billy is actually on the phone. He's
been listening to this whole time. Well, why Billy, do
you want to tell her or do you want to
tell her.

Speaker 13 (21:12):
Why. Uh, I'm like really happy right now. Hey, I'm
like so, well, yeah, I will let them explain it.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I guess okay, Adrian, we do a segment on our
show called to Catch a Cheaters, where if you think
somebody might be being unfaithful, you try to see who
they'll send flowers or something to, in this case cookies,
and so Billy has been a little suspicious and wanted
to suit.

Speaker 16 (21:35):
Wait wait, wait, Billy, you think I'm cheating on you
and you called a radio station.

Speaker 13 (21:40):
But the good news maybe not.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
You're not so ill.

Speaker 13 (21:48):
There's a lot going on. I'm really happy right now,
but I'm like kind of I feel like a little embarrassed,
like I thought you were cheating on me with Mike.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Honestly, I'm glad you're because I'm kids like I can't
believe you thought of with Mike our contractor.

Speaker 13 (22:04):
Yeah, oh my gosh, yeah no.

Speaker 12 (22:07):
That's wow.

Speaker 16 (22:09):
No, I'm I can feel like a little distance. But
it's not because I'm doing anything with Mike. It's because
you got this new promotion and it's like I don't
exist anymore to you.

Speaker 13 (22:23):
Yeah, I mean I definitely have been busy, you know,
and I know I come home tired, and you know,
I do love you so much, like everything I do
is for you. But I just felt like, you know,
like I've come home a few times and like you
might be in the other room with Mike and you
like dart away, like you're like you're doing something, and
it's like, yo, that's a little suspicious. So I was

(22:43):
just like, I guess worried about it.

Speaker 16 (22:46):
I literally have no idea what you're talking about. If
I'm ever skirting away from Mike when you come in
the front door, it's because like I was coming up
to welcome you home or like grab you to show
you what Mike had gotten done that day.

Speaker 13 (23:01):
Like it's you.

Speaker 16 (23:03):
Who's been weird and awkward around Mike. Like he's actually
a pretty chill dude. And if you didn't know, because
you don't actually talk to him, he just got back
from his honeymoon with his actual model life.

Speaker 13 (23:15):
So wow, yeah, yeah, good, wow. I'm embarrassed, but like
this is great news.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Well it sounds like it cracked open a little bit
of communication.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Though.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Billy, you were feeling insecure, and then Adrian you were
feeling neglected. So now we can come together and be
like eh, let's go eat cookies.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, well you have like at least one time a
day that we talk. But now it's like Billy closes his.

Speaker 16 (23:46):
Computer and it's lights out every day, like even the weekend.

Speaker 13 (23:49):
So I just feel like, you know.

Speaker 16 (23:51):
Like duper lonely and trapped at home, you know, and
like I can go out with friends and like I.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Do, but I just like I'm going out and counting
trouble with your dumbat I missed.

Speaker 12 (24:06):
I really do miss that too.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, but now you've stuck me at home.

Speaker 16 (24:10):
Like I work from home, so I'm forced to hang
out with Mike and like talk to Mike and he's,
like I said, he's a chill dude. But like I
don't get to just hang out with you anymore.

Speaker 13 (24:21):
I stuck. You're right, I'm so sorry. Like I miss
you too. I It's like work is important because like
I'm making all this money for us and for a
new home.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
And like, you know what you guys need to do.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
You guys need to go off for a cookie date.
That's the last time you guys got cookies together.

Speaker 13 (24:40):
I would love a cookie boat.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, you guys are still hooking us up with free cookies.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Right, No, Unfortunately, that was like a made up thing.
I mean, you guys both sound like you miss each
other and cookies are your thing. Why don't I go
make some time to go get some cookies. Make it
a priority?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah, I mean, like that sounds great to me.

Speaker 13 (25:00):
I would love that. I would absolutely love that, Like
I am, I'm very embarrassed. I'm so sorry for this
whole little setup thing. I I'm gonna try so much
harder to like spend time with you, even if I
have to take a few days off a month to
like ease up our schedules, like I miss you, I
miss holding you, being in love with you, laughing, getting goofy,
getting cookies, just talking like I miss you a lot

(25:22):
so then cooking me what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
She wants?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Your wife wants to be cookie cook here, Billy, I
don't know what cookies mean anymore.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
At least it's not cheating.

Speaker 13 (25:35):
Yeah, hell yeah, I got you, babe. I'm gonna cookie
your cookie. I don't know if I could say that,
but I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Know if you can't either.

Speaker 12 (25:42):
We better this.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Weird the jewble shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 17 (25:51):
I know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
To like you.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria. Ramira is
in a Fall of Palooza game of trivia for all
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now if you want to play eight eight eight three
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us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com if you want to play Victoria. And now
let's get Vicky's brain all warmed up and ready to go. Okay,
you're very hype right now. Off your copy here. I
know the covey like fully kicking in. So it's just

(26:46):
like you're like bouncing around dancing.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, my own drum.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, I think that's how goes. Yes, Okay, here we go.
Why did the tomato turn red?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Guys? It was just made that way, It's just born
that way.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
No, because it saw the salad dressing.

Speaker 13 (27:02):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I was embarrassed. Lot if animals could talk, which wouldn't
be the rudest ros. I don't know if there's a
correct answer that. I just want to know why, Rooster.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh, I thought you're like rude, Like I have another
reason for that universe.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Victoria is coming up right after this. It's a jewel show.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I'm stupid, you're smart.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I was wrong, you were right.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 18 (27:39):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
That, it's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Romeire is in a
game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card
and let's meet today's contestant on U versus Victoria. Melanie.
What's up, Melanie?

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (27:58):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I'm excited?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Excited? Do you think you have what it takes to
take down the trivia Icon?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (28:07):
I love.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, Victoria, have anything to say to Melanie before we start?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (28:14):
This coffee has me really hyped up. I think I
can kind of get through a lot of questions. I
think I'm pretty good. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, the goal is to get the questions correct, and
I get through as many as possible in five minutes.
Is going to come into the room, spin around in
a bunch of circles, and then pass out on the floor?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Falls problem?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
while she's leaving, Melanie, The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, Okay, all right,
she's out of the room and Melanie, your time starts. Now.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Name the animal with the largest eyes? What is Google's
parent company name?

Speaker 19 (28:58):
Ma'am?

Speaker 17 (29:00):
Pass?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
How many players are there in a netball game? What's
a netball?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
A net ball?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Again?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah? Oh, I'm just gonna guess.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Funny, why did Jack and Jill go up the hill?

Speaker 13 (29:17):
Water?

Speaker 12 (29:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Got that. Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, Melanie, what's something you would like the world
to know today?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
It costs nothing to show kindness to anyone.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Oh, love it all over. Contestants are so kind, spread it.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, sometimes though, there are some people where it does
feel like it costs a lot to be kind to
them because oh, yeah, I'm gonna shower you with kindness,
but I really don't want to do that.

Speaker 11 (29:43):
Take a lot right now, but I'm gonna do it anyways.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Kill them with kindness. All right, Victoria's back in the studio. Yep,
here we go. Thirty seconds. Victoria to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to eat Melanie outright to win.
Cool Melanie, you can tell Victoria win to go all right?

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Name the animal with the largest eyes?

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Gita?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
What is Google's parent company name?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Wait wait, wait, my parents. How many players are there
in a netball game? What netball because a netball night.
Why did Jack and Jill go up the hilltop name.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
The coldest place in the World's no doubt about that.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Let's find out the score.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
Bears either.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Jack Jack the bean stock?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Oh yes, caled the bean sock.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
So is that Jack and jewel?

Speaker 11 (31:10):
Or is Jack can do a completely different book that
I was like, I'm not thinking of to see, like
does he like the crazy Ann or that one like
that sticks the kids in the oven?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Or the Bear.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
We'll find out in a second look at the answers.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
That's the handling grenel to go on the apple.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Body locks? Is the three bears?

Speaker 12 (31:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeah, yeah, brod. What's the score?

Speaker 14 (31:31):
Melanie got one correct and Victoria got zero correctly.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Congratulations Melanie, you killed it, beat Victoria. You got one
hundred dollars card to Macy's. I don't like the stock, yeah,
Melanie was like, didn't have to hill for their bean sock.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
You'll find out.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
We'll find out right now with the answer from Nina.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
The giant squid has the largest eye disclosed alphabet is
Google's parent company. What there are seven players in a
netball game? Is what is netball?

Speaker 14 (32:10):
It's like you play on a square court and you
have to throw the ball into the other person's goal.
It's kind of like a mix between field hockey and basketball.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Huh huh. Plays that about seven people at a time?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Oh my god? Which is said seven? Jack and Jill
went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Why are you water up the hill? Isn't the water downstream?
Go down the hill, homie?

Speaker 13 (32:33):
Why you go up?

Speaker 3 (32:33):
You ain't gonna get water there?

Speaker 12 (32:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, is on the top of the hill. Why is
on the top. It'd be a lot easier for get
the bottom anyway. The rest of the story, and it
is the largest physic coldest placement. That's also stands Wonderland
and it's at the top of the.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Jack fell down and broke his crown.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
He has a crown. Why is he going to fetch
his on water? And just sumbling after a very good point,
I think just getting the point that.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
But thank you for playing Melanie, Congratulations, thank you have
a good one. We play you versus Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is dm us
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow Dot com.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Maybe he's a humble Kings Show.

Speaker 17 (33:14):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 2 (33:21):
Hailey is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Nate.
She has no idea why, So in a few minutes,
we're gonna call him and ask him why his ghostinger
and maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Hailey,
how long has it been since you heard from Nate?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
That's been fortis okay?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Okay, not too long?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, are you sure you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Not like one hundred percent sure, but I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Why do you think so well?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Like, but they went really well, but I worry that
I I don't know.

Speaker 19 (33:51):
So we went on a picnic and it was really
nice and we even like got to slow dance a
little on the picnic blanket, and I don't know, Yeah,
I was really sweet, and I was like, I don't know,
he was just really intentive, but I just worry, like
I can't dance, and I kept stepping on his feet,
and so I'm like, maybe he.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Just didn't like that I can't dance.

Speaker 19 (34:13):
I don't know I've been like hyperfisiating on it, but
I'm just like I really was bad, but I was
like nervous and stuff.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
So I can dance a little better than I did,
but yeah, it was pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Okay, did he say anything about your dance skills?

Speaker 13 (34:26):
No?

Speaker 19 (34:26):
I mean we both laughed it off, but like you know,
sometimes people pretend things are funny or okay and it's not.
And I don't know, it's the only thing that I
really feel like I did wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
So tell us about the date though, Like how were
things with him? Did you guys get along?

Speaker 13 (34:41):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (34:41):
Yeah, we had a lot in common, so like I
brought the wine, he brought the food. We met up
at the park and we had a picnic and it
was just really chill and we got to talk a lot,
so like we got to know each other a little bit,
and I really liked it.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
It was just a nice, peaceful date.

Speaker 19 (34:58):
You know, I've been dating a little and like nothing
really exciting, so this was kind of to me.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
This one.

Speaker 19 (35:03):
This really stood out and it felt really special. So
like it went really well.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
We even like have to.

Speaker 19 (35:08):
Make out a little bit, Like I thought he really
liked me, but I don't know. It was just I'm
really concerned because I would have hoped that like the
next day or maybe even a couple days later.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I mean, I know people have jobs, but I just haven't.

Speaker 10 (35:21):
Heard a thing.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Was he supposed to reach out to you? Like, did
you try to contact him at all?

Speaker 19 (35:26):
I haven't, But he said he would like text or call,
and then I just hadn't heard anything.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (35:32):
I feel like after a date like that, I would
also want to hear back, like the next day or two,
because it ended so well, Like why wouldn't he be
messaging back?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Well, like he.

Speaker 19 (35:41):
Said he would reach back the next day, but I
texted him when I got home and said thanks for
such a great date. And he didn't text back that night,
and he didn't text or call the next day like
he had said he would.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Oh a goodday after that, So I'm like, I don't know,
So what was your communication like leading up to the date.
Is he is kind of one of those guys that
takes a few days or was he more attentive?

Speaker 19 (36:04):
Well, we have a mutual friend who set us up,
so like we didn't really talk much before the date, Okay, yeah,
we just like we texted a.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Little bit to like organize who was bringing what, but
that was really it.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
So do we know that he's not sick? Like, did
you do some investigating with a mutual friend? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (36:22):
I did, Okay, so yeah I asked her because she
works with him, and she was like, no, he's fine.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
He's at work.

Speaker 19 (36:27):
Oh yeah, So like because I wanted to give him
the benefit of the doubt, like I've definitely been six
after a date and then haven't.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
But yeah, no, he's fine.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
What I heard watch me pull up real quickly. Well
that is a little bit weird.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah, no, it is all right. Well we'll see if
we can figure it out for you. Then we'll play
a song come Back, and then call him, ask him
why is ghosting you? And maybe get you another date? Okay,
thanks guys, all right, we'll play don come back, get
your first safe follow up next. Right in the middle

(37:07):
of the first date follow up, and if you're just
joining us, Haley is on the phone. She's getting ghosted
by a guy named Nate. So in a second we're
gonna call him see if it tells why he's ghosting her,
and maybe get her another date. But first, Haley, why
don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 19 (37:20):
Yeah, so basically we went on this really nice pictic
date at the park. It was, in my opinion, pretty romantic,
and I thought it went really well. We had a
lot of fun, We slow danced, we drank wine, we
ate knacks. What more did a girl wants? And yeah,
I was really hoping for a second date. And I

(37:41):
texted it in that night. No response, And I haven't
heard of things thence so and you think.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
It might be because of your bad dancing?

Speaker 19 (37:48):
Yeah, I have no sense of rhythm. Okay, it's only
gotten worse than it has better.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
All right, well we'll see if that is it. Are
you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 19 (37:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, here we go. Hi'm asweak to night please, Yes

(38:23):
you can, Nate. My name is Jewbel, I houst the
radio show. It's called the Jebel Show.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah, Hi, Nate, whole show's here on Nina. Hi, and
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
How are you.

Speaker 13 (38:32):
Doing all right?

Speaker 4 (38:33):
And I like win something or what's going on here?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
You might have I'm not really sure. Do you listen
to the show ever?

Speaker 13 (38:40):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (38:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (38:41):
Actually big?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Oh cool?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Are you a big enough fan to know what the
first eight follow ups are.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Oh my god, yeah, yeah I am.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You know why I'm bringing that up, Nate, I.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Might as well just what you tell me.

Speaker 12 (38:56):
I guess I'm already on that go.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You're ghosting somebody, and they emailed us because they want
to know why they're getting ghosted? Do you have any
idea who would email us?

Speaker 20 (39:08):
I'm bad thing this?

Speaker 12 (39:09):
Haley?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Haley? Yeah, well if I guess you forget that she forgot. Yes,
Haley is on the line, Nate. She wants to know
why you're ghosting her. I'll just let you guys talk
it out now.

Speaker 20 (39:25):
Oh my god, Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Right?

Speaker 13 (39:28):
You know?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Just chelling? So what what happened? I know I can't dance,
but like I didn't think I was that bad.

Speaker 20 (39:38):
No, actually I don't consider myself that I could have
a dancer. There's no don't worry about that. Was that's
all good, Like I said, I mean, I did have
a good time. But you know, I mean, honestly, the
whole entire time we were on the you know, on
our picnic, just kept talking about your you know, comparing

(40:00):
comparing me to your X from how long ago, about
six seven years?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
He said, I don't do that every time you brought
up his name, I just tuned out.

Speaker 19 (40:11):
Okay, so it was six years ago, and I'm sorry,
I just knew that. So you had mentioned that you've
been through a recent breakup, and I was not comparing
you to him. I was trying to like relate your
situation to what I went through. I wasn't like, I'm
sorry if I brought up too much, but I was
just like really nervous and maybe like I don't know
the line was talking or something, but like I was

(40:32):
just trying to relate to you.

Speaker 21 (40:35):
Yeah, So like there was there were songs where, you know,
I laughed at something that you said, you know, you're
talking about you're dancing, and then.

Speaker 12 (40:42):
All of a sudden, you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 21 (40:44):
Jason laughed that way, And I was like, this is
are you even over him?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Like it's not even like is this something I need
to be concerned about?

Speaker 19 (40:52):
You know.

Speaker 21 (40:53):
I tried to brush it off every time, you know,
to the end of the night, like I really just
couldn't get over I couldn't.

Speaker 13 (40:59):
Shake it it.

Speaker 21 (41:00):
Just like I said, just every single thing you brought
up was oh, nay, Jason did this, Jason did that,
And I'm like I'm running not Jason.

Speaker 19 (41:11):
Yeah, I'm so. First of all, I'm really sorry, Like
I did not mean to do it that much. I
think I was just really nervous and maybe I didn't
know what to say, and maybe I was just I mean,
I was I was excited, so like maybe that, but
I liked your laugh and your laugh is not just
like Jason's.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
I was just like, I think I was just nervous.

Speaker 19 (41:29):
I didn't mean to do that, and I'm really sorry,
and like, okay, so like I was comparing.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Your laugh to his laugh because he had a nice laugh,
like he was a there's a reason.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
He did have a good laugh.

Speaker 19 (41:42):
So it was just like I was nervously complimenting you,
I guess, and like, but I love your laugh and
your laugh, and I'm I didn't mean to make it
seem like I was like wrapped.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Up in the past. I just I guess it has.

Speaker 19 (41:55):
Been a long time since I was so excited, and
my brain kind of related it to a past experience.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
And I'm sorry.

Speaker 21 (42:04):
No, I mean, there's no need to apologize for it.
I mean, sometimes wine does talking for us, but you know, honestly, there's.

Speaker 12 (42:09):
Something that I'm gonna have to be worrying about.

Speaker 13 (42:11):
You know, day in day out.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Is she like, are you even over him?

Speaker 20 (42:15):
Like you haven't even said anything about that, like whether.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
You are over him or not? And well, so yeah,
definitely over him. No, well no, I mean I'm definitely
over him.

Speaker 13 (42:30):
Yeah, like I said, it was just it was just
a major, major.

Speaker 21 (42:33):
Red flag and like, yeah, I don't know you want
to go from here?

Speaker 19 (42:38):
Yeah, I'm really like I said.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
I'm sorry and I'm over him, And.

Speaker 19 (42:44):
If you're willing to give me another shot, I will.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I promise that the word Jason will not come up. Yeah,
not one.

Speaker 12 (42:52):
I would hope not. But I mean yeah, I mean
I don't.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Good night, and see what you're doing.

Speaker 21 (43:01):
If you're free or maybe I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Know, really you go on another date with Haley. We'll
pay for it.

Speaker 21 (43:08):
Uh yeah, I mean I'm down, but I just hope
that it's a Jason free knight, Like I'm.

Speaker 13 (43:14):
Not trying.

Speaker 12 (43:16):
Nate.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Awesome.

Speaker 19 (43:19):
I'm super excited and I promise that it'll be a
fun time.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Thank you so much for giving me another shot.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Congratulations, Haley, thank you.

Speaker 16 (43:29):
Thanks You's first date follow up.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
It's election season and you know what that means. What
Jewbill show. Ridiculous politicians everywhere doing ridiculous politician things. Well,
one person running for Congress in Virginia has done something
so ridiculous as making international headlines, and it could make
the whole political process even more of a train wreck
than it already is. Well, we'll tell you what happened
and why this person is making other countries go who

(43:55):
let them drive? Next? That's the Jewell Show. You have
to hear this. It's the Jewbill Show. One politician is
making international headlines and making Americans look just as weird
as we are because of something that they're doing. Great,
and not only should it be an SNL clip, it
could also change the entire way we politic A congressional

(44:16):
candidate in Virginia named Bentley Hensel is so determined to
debate the Democratic incumbent there that he created an AI chatbot. Wait,
what stand in for the candidate who's refusing to debate him?
He's going to made an AI chat bot to debate
since the guy won't debate him?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Does he have like a picture of himself? What's it
called when you have an animated picture of yourself like
up on a screen, like posing as him, and then
how does that word?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I have no idea, but it's ridiculous that they're creating
AI chatbots to debate against I.

Speaker 14 (44:46):
Think it's funny because you could probably plug in the
responses every single question.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
You really could know what they're gonna say. As a
matter of fact, it's time for the first ever Oh
Jeubil Show AI debates. Sh Okay, I'll give each member
of the show a debate topic, and then while they're debating,
I will type a response in AI. We'll see what
comes out. Okay, is this South? They'll probably do it

(45:14):
in Virginia when the guy's debating.

Speaker 12 (45:15):
Again.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
If the bot wins, we'll start with your producer, Brad
in the first ever Jebel Show AI debates. Okay, all right,
your topic is Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, Sabrina Carpenter. So while
you debate about Sabrina Carpenter, I won't type responses into AI,
just like this congressman in Virginia is going where he's

(45:36):
going to debate an AI chatbot.

Speaker 9 (45:37):
All right, my fellow Americans, I believe that we should
not be giving all of this power to any artist.
What I believe that Sabrina Carpenter, while talented, should not
be as popular as she is because here in America
we idolize nothing and everything at the same time. And

(45:58):
what's important to me is that we have to understand
that Sabrina Carpenter is not nearly as powerful as we
are making her and we should stop what.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Like, I can debate you right now at that. I know,
I was like, I'm not really sure what you're trying
to say there.

Speaker 10 (46:12):
I don't think I should be.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Holding these people up. That's a true debate right there,
if you don't really understand what they're trying to say exactly.
All right, AI, you have the floor. Now you can
respond to what Producer Brad said.

Speaker 18 (46:22):
You just heard my red faced opponent give his opinion
of Sabrina Carpenter. What I'd like you to remember is
that opinions are like a holes or should I say
opinions are like Producer Brad.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
What you need to do is.

Speaker 18 (46:39):
Look at the facts, and the facts are Producer Brad's
musical tastes haven't traveled far from the Fifth Wheel.

Speaker 13 (46:46):
He was raised here.

Speaker 18 (46:47):
I know a lot about butt rock and big hair,
but Sabrina Carpenter is the queen of harp and mister Nolan,
you can suck it wa.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I grew up in Oh my gosh, I might have
won that debate.

Speaker 14 (47:10):
I think listen, I can see listen, you won the election,
sir whoever you're.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Debating AI because a congressman in Virginia has created an
AI chatbot since his opponent won't debate him, so he's
going to debate against AI. So we decided why not
do it on the show with the first ever Jubile show,
AI debates Amazing. Next is our candidate Victoria Ramirez.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Oh boy, okay, and she.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Will be debating the topic of burgers for breakfast. Oh Victoria,
while you you know it's talks about on this one
burgers for breakfast. I will type an AI response. So okay,
you have the floor now, Victoria.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
See the thing is, I don't have a four more agaism.
I mean they're pretty good if you think about it.

Speaker 11 (47:50):
Burger's is a sausage patty, So isn't it just like
a sausage patty? And the bunds are basically like a biscuit,
So it's basically like a biscuit sausage patty called a
burger So it's breakfast is wherever you want to be,
you you can have breakfast, bragfast.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
You can have lunch of breakfast.

Speaker 11 (48:03):
So the question I'm asking you American people today is
what do you.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Want for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Not bad, it's really good. Let's see what AI came
up with.

Speaker 22 (48:13):
It's an honor to respond to my opponent, Victoria Ramirez
when it comes to burgers for breakfast as.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
A proud American.

Speaker 22 (48:20):
The real issue isn't if we should be eating burgers
for breakfast, it's that Victoria Ramirez cannot be trusted. The
other day she thought a monkey was a bird. She's
clearly on something. The family is in the import and
export business. She's a part of the cartel. I'd like
to remind my opponent of the old saying, don't get

(48:41):
high off your own supply for breakfast than whatever illicit substances.
Little miss Cartel, Princess.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Cartel Princes debate. I'm boning for Cartel and says I'm
not going to die today.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
There's a congressman in Virginia who is going to debate
AI because his opponent won't show up to the debates.
So we're debating AI, right, now on the show and
Nina is next. Okay, Nina, for the people, your debate
topic will be Victoria's butt, which, if you didn't hear
the show the other day, it broke out into Victoria's

(49:24):
but it is so big jokes and it's hilarious. But anyway,
now it's the hot topic on the table at this debate. Nina,
whenever you're ready, you have the floor. I would like
it to be known. The Victoria's but is a national treasure.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Not only is not only easy on the eyes, it
could save a life. If you were to fall out
of a building and land on Victoria's but, you would
just bounce back safely onto your feet. If you were
to bump into her, you would be able to just
casually bounce back into place the way that you need
it to be. And if you were trying to get
something into your hands that you didn't want to get

(49:57):
up and pick up, you could just throw it at
her button and would bounce back into your hands, and
it would make it so easy. And honestly, if we
could all have butts like Victoria Ramirez, we would be
happier nation, and we would all come together and truly
love each.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Other all right, how'sign from the AI response to that.

Speaker 22 (50:19):
My opponent Nina and I have found common ground. I
wholeheartedly agree and would like to add that when it
comes to Victoria, there are no ifs or ann's only
but Victoria's butt is so big it started the crack
epidemic in the eighties. Victoria's buck is so big your

(50:40):
anus circles it. Show Cake Boss is a documentary about
Victoria's booty.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Victoria's butt is.

Speaker 22 (50:46):
So big she needs Google Earth to take a gym selfie.
It's so big Dora tried to explore it and has
never been heard from again. That's a big booty. Thank
you and good night.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
I want to get to the explorers somewhere in there.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Then I'm the mas, I'm the math. I don't know
this thing? Is you? Somethime aroundabout? It's time for news.
What's trending?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Now is the time to give? According to the American
Red Cross, they're talking about your blood. So now we're
looking at everything in the wake of Milton.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
And what's the other one is called Colleen?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, I had it right, friend.

Speaker 14 (51:31):
Honestly, I thought I was Helen and then like Colleen
I was like, oh no, that is so yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Yeah, So in the wake of Milton and Helene and
then also all of the tornadoes and all of the
destruction that's happened. Yeah on the east side. So the
Red Cross is saying that they do need blood. If
you're sixteen and over, then that is okay. You can
do that, and you can actually specify where you want
your blood to go. So if you want it to
go to Florida or North Carolina or wherever that is.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I thought, my person, I wanted to go to that
guy right.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
There, you probably could do that. Sure, that guy's also
getting flood.

Speaker 13 (52:05):
More.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I want him to have mine, so thoughtful.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Aside from that, there are some other organizations that NBC
vetted because there's been a lot of talk about different
types of scams and stuff, people trying to take advantage
of the like the destruction. That's so messages every time,
why would you?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Why go fund me? This one's for such and such
and such doesn't exist. Crazy. Yeah, it's hard to trust charity.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Which is bad, really sad. The point is to do good,
and you know you want to trust that. So again,
NBC vetted some like Baby to Baby, the Humane society.
We can't forget about the pets that have been displaced.
Different relief funds, Save the Children, American Red Cross, Direct
Relief and we can get a list up for you
too if you follow us at the Jubil Show. But
NBC has them as well, so if you want to

(52:53):
check in, see how you can help. Check on your friends,
your family. It's going to be a mess to clean
up for a little while, so we're looking out for
our people and other news. There's a comment that's going
to streak across the sky and for the first time
in eighty thousand years.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Yeah, I just told you that it's true. It's happening
on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Why would she make that up?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
That's like, yeah, the comment is known to see twenty
twenty three, A three something at.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Whatever making things up again.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I had a dream and I wanted to tell you
about it.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Any We're going to doing Trending Today comedy. That's cool though.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
It is cool. It's supposed to happen on Saturday, according
to NASA, and it's going to be about forty four
million miles away from Earth. That'll be as close as
it gets. But you should be able to see it
on the western part of the sky. So if you're
trying to take a peek at it on Saturday, look
at the western part of this sky flying.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Why wouldn't it go the whole sky?

Speaker 3 (53:57):
I don't know why you want to ask all these questions.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Sorry, I don't want you to think about that for
five seconds.

Speaker 14 (54:05):
If it's flying over to the right side of you,
when it also passed to the left side of you.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Know, yeah, look in the direction that's going in.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Wow, this is exploding, I'm gonna buy I am like
the sky is bigger than occur so it would just
fly right by you. It just that's.

Speaker 13 (54:23):
Jewels dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (54:29):
I do, man, I do have. What is it? Literally, So,
I've been wanting to go out on a date with
this girl that I know.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Him for years and uh, finally got a chance to.

Speaker 12 (54:37):
Go out with her. I feel a restaurant to go
out with her too, and went freaking awesome, bro. I
mean just like I was like living a dream because
I was like, man, I've never thought I'd be able
to go out this girl. Party got a chance too,
So I'm out with her this time. We're cutting up
or laughing and everything that goes well, have some dreams
and in the middle of me blurting out laughing, I
end up. First time thought was I part.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Oh, the green part, you.

Speaker 13 (55:00):
Know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (55:01):
I was like, man, this is a clean part, you know.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I was just you know, there's a creen part.

Speaker 12 (55:05):
Yeah. And then and then I realized after you know whatever,
it's not like eternity.

Speaker 13 (55:11):
But it was probably like a split second. I was like,
oh my god, I shot myself.

Speaker 12 (55:15):
And I was like cool, like like it was more
than a sh It wasn't it wasn't a wet part.
It was it was it was it was there.

Speaker 13 (55:22):
It was something, you know.

Speaker 12 (55:23):
It was like it was the sound like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Well that's the thing.

Speaker 12 (55:29):
I was like, my eyeballs like just jumped out of
my head. I'm thinking like she's like just caught it immediately,
but she was just still laughing. So I was like, Okay,
I'm going to clear my shame kind of like went
down a little bit because I was like, oh, he
didn't notice. So I tried to call myself and I
was like, oh my god, I want to freak come
I gonna do and I can smell it and I'm
just like, man, like.

Speaker 13 (55:49):
All this stuff the whole day.

Speaker 12 (55:52):
Yeah, and I'm like I had to throw in the
White House, like there's no way I'm gonna like just
like yeah, we were work this out, you know, let's see,
let's go dance now, you know what's you know, des hed?
After this, I was like, this is over. I was like, man,
I had to call it a d I went to
the bathroom and I went over there and cucked up
as good as I could have. Oh. It was the worst.

(56:13):
And I just had to tell her, you know, I'm
starting to end the date, and she was just like
what's Like why, Like what's going on? It's like it
was a good time and it was so weird because
I couldn't even come up with an excuse. It was
like I was like I couldn't like yeah, so I'm
looking like why, I'm like I just have to.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
I'm like she was like, what's up?

Speaker 12 (56:27):
Justly looked at me like I was crazy, Wow, you
just have to. So yeah, it was so sad. I haven't.
It was sad though all these years I've noticed girl.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
For ten years, you still know her.

Speaker 12 (56:41):
I wish I didn't. But I was like, which I
did it. She had all the patient. I don't know,
maybe to ten years was like waiting to finally get
a chance to go out with her and just just
let it out.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
But it was, You're like a little puppy. You are
so excited, your poacher exam.

Speaker 12 (57:00):
I'm cut and dirty, I'm put and dirty.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Thanks for your dirty secret. Take care, thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Hello, Hey, I'm here.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (57:16):
I do.

Speaker 12 (57:20):
So.

Speaker 23 (57:20):
My god dad growing up was a total jerk, and
he always demanded me or my friends to make him
lunch or make him.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
A sweet tea.

Speaker 23 (57:29):
And so one day he was being a total asp
to me, and so I decided because he wanted a
sweet tea and a ham sandwich. So me and my
friends cut together. And remember in the movie It's holl
he would like, do a loodie but suck it back up. Yeah, okay,
So I both of us actually did a little bit

(57:50):
of that and his sweet tea.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
And then I had a.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Pet catfish, and so I would feed it worms. So
we had a fridge full of worms.

Speaker 23 (58:00):
And so I cut it up into really really tiny
pieces and I put it in a sandwich and.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
He ate it and I've never told him.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Oh my god, well, thank you for telling us.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Oh I didn't eat it.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah. I probably won't ever have sweet tea again after that.
Bye guys, Bye bye.

Speaker 18 (58:24):
What's your dirty little secret.

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