Early Holiday Shopping Stress

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you already stressed out about the holidays and all
the gifts you have to buy? You have no fear
because the holidays have officially begun. And how do we
know that? Is it because Ms Claus is already on
Santa's case because he works too much? Is it because
the elves are already talking labor strike and the fair
Trade Administration is starting to shut down the workshop unless

(00:20):
Senta can prove that the elves get breaks and safety
standards are up to park. That's not that either about Wow,
it's because the world's most important person has released their
annual gift guide of the ridiculous items that nobody could
ever afford but them. I'm talking about Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh
I love this lad. Every year on our website Goop,

(00:43):
she releases a gift guide and it's always ridiculously weird,
ridiculously overpriced items, but also fascinating. Yes, it's fascinating and
we'll go over it right after this. It's the Jubile Show.
Do you need a gold plated, diamond encrusted boomerang that
double as a wine opener and an intimate toy? Who
the heck doesn't You've probably never heard of it, but

(01:06):
now that you've heard it, you definitely need it. It's
a Jeuble show. Yeah, And I say that because it's
that time of year. The holidays are in full swing,
officially because Gwyneth Paltrow, the world's most important celebrity, has
released her gift guide for this season. Goop's pretty fun
to watch. We're not gonna lie. Her website is called Goop,

(01:27):
and every year she releases almost a gift the gifts
for the season, and they're always ridiculously overpriced and ridiculously
odd things that only a super rich person would ever buy.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
But then all of a sudden, you feel like you
need these things and you never knew it before.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And it's pretty cool. I find it. I've never bought
any of it, but I always look at it like, oh,
I think I would use that though. So we'll go
over some of the items from Gwyneth Paltrow's gift guide
for the twenty twenty four holiday season. Okay, would you
like to get a firelight in Fred's sauna? It's only

(02:04):
thirty nine hundred dollars. Oh, it's pretty normal and in
Fred's suna. There's nothing weird about that. It is, but
what about a twenty four car gold massager ring? Yeah,
massagere is in quotes and it's a ring. Oh, you
can take it anywhere. Nobody would know. I mean, why
does it have to be gold? I don't know, it's cool.

(02:26):
It's like, why do you have to eat gold? Why
do you have to sit on gold? Because it's cool?
It's gold. Who's doing those things?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Who's eating gold and sitting on gold in this economy?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
But don't you know about gold flakes on your hot
quinnis po thing? I've had it, I just know about it.
Also for the everyday person, you can give your significant
others stay in Botswana. Oh, it'll set you back three
hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Oh thousand.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know most people couldn't find it on a map,
so maybe that's worth it.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
We can stay in a treehouse and sleep under the stars.
I don't want to do that. I mean that would
be really awesome. Pause. Three hundred and fifty thousand dollars
to stay in a tree house. Hey many, But it's
like a luxury tree house. What does that mean somewhere else?
It's not a tree cries less.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
No, it like has heat and stuff or air conditioning.
I don't think it has any of those over last
fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
It's not like temperature controlled. That's too much money. Win
Futral's gift guide for this year. Is your dog in
need of a gift this year? Well, you're in luck.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Dogs who don't mind sleeping outside if they have to sometimes,
you know. But you can get them an air Ma's doghouse.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's really cute.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It will only set you back two thousand dollars. Two
thousand dollars a slap a logo on it.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Okay, I got you a Gucci I got you a
Gucci dog house.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Give me one weekend.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I can give you a Gucci doghouse nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm just gonna get a doghouse and put a Gucci logo.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Is also selling doghouses for sixty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I've got you nean doghouse for fifty nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
No, Brad's gonna go build a doghouse and just say
it's a Lebton.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, it's the kind of Louvton made in America.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
If I had a sixty thousand dog dollar dog house,
I would be sleeping. Yes, you'd have to, you had
to sell the house.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's a whole line of dog stuff, like two thousand
dollars bowls and stuff. So Louis Vuitton is really getting
in a dog dollar bowls? What are they making it out?
I don't know, girl, gold, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
We're going over some of the ridiculous items that are
on this year's Gwyneth Paltrow Gift Guide. So if you have,
you know, a few thousand dollars laying around, and you
want to buy some junk to give somebody that I'll
probably never use, It's all on her website for you.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
But if it comes with Goop wrapping paper, I feel
like whoever receives that gift would feel really special. I mean,
but even if it just existed and it wasn't actually
a gift from the thing, you'd be like, oh my gosh,
you care about me. You spend that much money on
me to get me these this mouth tape.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
How much would you pay for the Goop wrapping paper,
just the wrapping paper itself, Nina, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Nineteen twenty five, I've got some Goop wrapping paper for
you for eighteen dollars and I'm not gonna say it
never mind, it's gonna get a stamp. The canal Street
of Goop, which is the average person who might want
to find a date. You can book dating coach Amy

(05:29):
Noble OO for twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh okay, as somebody who's gotten a dating coach, I
don't care how much they cost.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
They are not worth it exactly. They make you go
out with whatever's in front of you.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Those who her name is Amy Noble missing twenty five
thousand dollars for four months. That's wild. This is a
good amount of time guarantee. They don't know if it
comes with a guarantee or not. But does she have
like a book so you can flip through who her
options are?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
That that's weird. It's also selling a two thousand dollars
foldable kayak. Oh I kind of like that. Wait, I
think that actually would come in hand. Okay, that's actually
kind of nice as well. Yeah, Alley, we're going over
items that are for sale on this year's twenty twenty
four Gwyneth Paltrow Gift Guide. A thirty two inch diameter

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gong with a forty inch tall stand double's gonna buy?
Which do you think the gong would be? Wolf On
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Guide five thousand. Don't you have a gong, Jubil? No,
but I want to get one? Okay, one yet? Oh? No,
I do have a gong. Actually I do have a gong. Yes,
So why do you have a gong? Why I wouldn't?
Why not? Victoria?

Speaker 7 (06:46):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
How much should you pay for your gong? Because when
I walk in the house, I can hit the gong
and it sounds like the Emperor has arrived. As gift guy,
I have a Doberman named mister Peeves, and I bang
the gung and I go your owner is home. Shut up,
no barking. When Chanel roller skates will set you back

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six thousand dollars. Oh that's kind of cute. I would.
I would just trying to wear them. Can anyone in
this room even roller skate? I can, Brad, I can
whatever I want to.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
I can't roller blade, but I can roller skate and
I can do it backwards. Okay. Also, there's a leather
tennis ball holder that is only three hundred and fifty
dollars lever. Yeah, for the tennis lover. That's the cheapest thing.
I think we found the bars.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
It's like when you go to Tiffany's just to get
the cheapest thing, so you can get the blue box.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Right, Yeah, exactly. Tiffany's has a lot of cool little
gifts like fifty bucks or whatever, and you're like, it
still goes with the blue Yeah, like I win. It's
another jubile phone frame Day Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 8 (08:03):
H this is Trevor. I just want to know what
you need to do with them. I'm sorry, what this
is Trevor Hype Trevor.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (08:15):
I didn't identify where I was calling from. Sorry, it's
been a little stressful around her. My name is Trevor.
I'm calling from Party Rental and you order stuff to
be delivered for our party that you're hunting.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, okay, And.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
So we got everything. Some of them were very very
very difficult to find, but we did. And I'm at
your place and I dropped him off. But then also,
I don't know what to do with them.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
What do you mean you don't know what to do
with them?

Speaker 9 (08:41):
I'm not sure. Like I just let him go and
then they went inside. So I don't know if that's
like the right thing, but like I can see him
in there, and they seem to be like wreaking havoc.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
What are you talking about? What is wreaking havoc? The
murs them?

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Yeah, you ordered a bunch of lemurs. We were able
to locate three, and man, they have a lot of energy.
I had no idea, like almost crashing I was driving
the truck over here because they were like jumping on
my head and stuff. But we were able to locate
three of the three lemurs. I know you wanted more,
but that's all we could find because lemurs are very

(09:20):
hard to come by.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
This is ridiculous. You put lemurs in my house.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Well, I didn't put them in the house, like they
got in the house because like they can get through
tight spaces. I had no idea. So like when I
saw the order and I said lemurs, I went to
the dark Web and then I ordered a few. I
figured they'd be good for us to have around anyway.
But they're inside right now, and I don't like. I
saw them tap over a lamp and then they're just

(09:48):
like kind of like all over the place, and then
also they go to the bathroom a lot. So I
don't know if you want to, you know, come home
and deal with the lemurs.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 9 (10:00):
It sounds like you're unhappy with the servos.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
I'm unhappy with the service.

Speaker 10 (10:05):
You randomly put wild animals in my house that are
breaking my furniture and all over my house.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Well, that's a good way to put it, yo, that's
what's going on right now, and I'm really sorry. I
tried to catch one of them, and like, he's pretty slippery.
His name is Hank, That's what I started calling him,
which I think is a cool name for a lemur.
I've never met a lemur name han Oh, I've never
met a limur before. But I met him and I
called him Hank. But then he I tried to grab him,
and then he got away from me, and I slipped
and I skinned my knee a little bit, which is fine.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
I don't care about your knee.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
How could you be so stupid to think that I
would want to order lemurs?

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Well, on the order, it says the lemeurs, and.

Speaker 10 (10:46):
So do you possibly think that I ordered lemurs? I
ordered balloons. I ordered two blow ups. I ordered a
bounce house. Oh my god, did you think streamers were lemeres?

Speaker 9 (11:00):
Oh okay, so streamers makes much more sense when you're
talking about a kid's party.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh my god, of course it makes more sense.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
This is not I do not need to stress.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
So I think what happened was because I didn't write
the order. I think someone else wrote the order, and
I looked at it when I've got it to fill
the order, and I think I confuse streamers for lemurs.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Oh my god, what kind of an idiot are you?
This is this is insane.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this.

Speaker 10 (11:32):
We're having all these kids come over and oh my god,
the house is going to be a mess. You need
to get the lemurs out of my house now.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
And I need to talk to your boss. There is
no way that you deserve to stay in the job.
I will get you inspired.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Okay, Well, then.

Speaker 11 (11:49):
I'll just let you know that this is actually Doubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up. God, he said that
you've been stressing planning your kid's birthday. Party and wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe that someone could have confused.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Word wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks sign
for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
So there's a new relationship trend, and that is that
people are asking chat GPT to weigh in.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
On their arguments. Oh.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't know if this is a hack or if
it's just a really good way to orchestrate this argument
in your favor. But basically, couples are taking the chat GPT,
putting in what each side is and they're asking it
to be like, Okay, who's right?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Then I don't know if you want that your worship.
That's gonna pack full logic, and you know it's bad
if chats bows out like man, I'm not gonna touch that. Sorry. Yeah.
Apparently they are saying, though, you have to be careful
with how you ask the question because if you ask
it with too much bias, then it will lean in
your direction.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So there's a way to rig it in your direction.
But I'm that secret between us, and so then when
you go use it with your partner who doesn't know that,
then you can you know what if chat GPT just
comes back with you need to calm down.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Now it's a whole nother fight with chat GPT, moving
too emotional. What did you say, chat GPT? That's great again,
she's just kidding. I'm really not violent. Yeah I'm not.

(13:31):
We know, we agree, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
So Raygun is retiring, Oh no, because I feel like
it's because we bullied her into retirement. Oh maybe she's
saying she's not going to compete anymore. She just doesn't
feel like the level of scrutiny that she'll get for
performing is worth it because it kind of just like
takes away from the fact that she's dancing and doing
what she lives. So Raygun was the break dancer at

(13:57):
the Olympus. Should she shouldn't? She says she's still going
to dance in her living room with her partner.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
But I feel like.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
She's just bowing out. Ray Gun is just going to
be Rachel gunn again.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
She should just own the moves. They would catch on
eventually if she owned it that way, if she wasn't,
if she didn't stop, Because I mean, I get it, right,
it's hard on people, right, it can be you. Yeah,
also you kind of as for it you put yourself
out there at the Olympics. Yeah, it don't stop dancing
because of that. Like own the kangaroo hops so much
that it becomes a thing, and then you're like, yeah,

(14:30):
I created the kangaroo Hop. Everybody made fun of you.
But what now?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
But if the flaws can become a thing, the kangaroo
Hop could become an I almost bought a mansion on
some kangaroo hop money.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
A lot of living legends were hated in their time. Exactly,
that's true.

Speaker 12 (14:44):
She does.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
She did get a gold medal and like one championship.
I don't know if the gold medal was from that Olympics,
from a different.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Olympics, but from another competition. Yeah, she won a lot.
So I guess you can go out on top girlfriends. Yeah.
So are you a fan of Stranger Things? Yes? This
is actually really cool.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
So Stranger Things has kind of taken a playbook or
a play out of the mute it what this playbook?

Speaker 1 (15:11):
I was tarrying to say that cool, but it didn't
work out.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Okay, So Stranger Things just released the titles of all
of the episodes in season five. So this reminds me
of like when an artist goes ahead and just like, Okay,
my album comes out in two months. But here's the
titles of all of the songs that you can you
see what I was trying to say.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
They're taking a page Where were you with that second?
I apologize. I wasn't sure where any of.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Us anyway, So it is kind of interesting if you
are curious. They're out there. But some of them are
called the Crawl, the Turn, the Turnbow Trap. I mean,
this is pretty exciting. I don't know about you, but
it gets me hype just to read the titles.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I mean, are you is anybody in here a Stranger
Things fan other than myself? Me Victoria. I'm really excited,
but I want to see that. I when I see titles,
I don't don't think about what they could mean. I'm like,
oh my gosh, I want to even watch it.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
One of them is called the Vanishing of Dot Dot
Dot because it's the vanishing of something, but they can't
release it otherwise it's too much of.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
A sports I guessed, Pete, there's no going to vanish.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
No, it's it's pretty In the title vanishing off Ellipses,
it's an English lesson, all right?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh oh yeah, they're talking about. It's not used much anymore,
so they might get rid of it. The stranger things
they're switching to educational Yeah. Period, Yeah, okay, that's what.
That's what's trending. Thanks for being here. I really appreciate you.
The one's called Strange Stranger, strangest, Yeah about how to

(16:37):
Actually one's named after you? What shock jock?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
For real?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
It is the title? I just thought that was.

Speaker 13 (16:48):
You know.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
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Speaker 5 (16:55):
It's time to catch a Cheater only.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
On the Double Show. Well, Victor is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and he thinks that
his girlfriend of two years named Sophie might be cheating.
So in a little while, we're gonna see if we
can help him out. But first, Victor, sorry, you're going
through it, man, But what's going on? Why do you
think that Sophie cheating?

Speaker 14 (17:14):
Hey? Thanks for having me. Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm
a little suspicious. We've been together for two years and
you know, it's been kind of a casual relationship. But uh,
you know, I think that I think kind of like
playing with this idea. I kind of would like to,
you know, moving with her.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Maybe, but I feel like it's kind of been like,
you know, long enough.

Speaker 14 (17:40):
Two years is a good time. And I love her,
I really, I love her so much. I had very
few serious girlfriends, but nothing like her. You know, she's
really sucessful to me. And you know, she kind of
hinted at in too. She kind of seems a little
more she might be interested as well. But I feel
like we kind of have to suck in this like

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a honeymoon phase, if you will, of our relationship.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
I don't know, so I mean, look, this isn't her.
I work a lot.

Speaker 14 (18:06):
She works at a Starbucks near us right now, and
she's usually on our headset. So you know, I'll go
through like the drive in and like of course, starting
to have like a good day, you know, and talk
to her for a.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Second and she loves that.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (18:19):
I try to be you know, cute affection like that.
But there's a reason I emailed you, guys, and that
is that I'm a little like worried that she might
be like unfaithful.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
If you will, I'll.

Speaker 14 (18:32):
Drop by her work, like I said, and just tell
her I love her, and may go get a coffee, of.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Course, and sometimes I'll go in, but very often.

Speaker 14 (18:39):
I'll just go to the drive through and sall pop
her head out and you know, talk for a second.
And these last few weeks, she works mornings, but suddenly
she's now working nights.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Not a big deal, no big deal, but.

Speaker 14 (18:52):
I don't know, I feel like she she's staying out.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Later and later after work.

Speaker 14 (18:57):
And you know, her boss, she said, was kind of
and she seems kind of like a cillier girl, kind
of guy who seems like the guy that would like,
you know, trying to make a move on like a
girl and likes a coworker with that when her like
partner's not there, you know, I kind of get advice
from him. Like he kind of becomes almost like territorial

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when like two guys are around, like a woman that
they both kind of liked, even if one guy's actually
with that woman. And look, I I I am also
I'm a I'm a calm guy. I'm a polite guy
generally speaking. I think to myself is a really easy
going guy and I don't need to cause trouble. But
I have like a bad feeling about this guy in
a back kind.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
Of or you know.

Speaker 14 (19:39):
So one time I was visiting her and she was
talking to somebody on the phone and she said, I'm
looking forward to tonight.

Speaker 7 (19:47):
I'm like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 14 (19:49):
I think it could just be out of context, you know.
But you know what, when I holed around, uh, you know,
she was kind of looking plus and I felt like
she had a just look on her face, like like
I had like caught her in the act of something,
you know, and kind of passing it off. But you know,
I thought I was just going to strug it off,
and it's very hard to let go of that, Like

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what was the context of that?

Speaker 15 (20:11):
You know.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
Yeah, and her manager walked by.

Speaker 14 (20:14):
And had this kind of like smirk on his face.
He always has a kind of smirk on his face
whenever I'm there, and I could just see reading into
all this. This could be so you know, like possess
about me and just like crazy like paranoid. But I
kind of just need you guys to like walk me
off the ledge a little bit.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I don't think you sound possessive. I think that you
sound concerned because there's a dude creeping around your girl.
So did you ask her about him?

Speaker 14 (20:40):
Yeah? Yeah, and she's you know not of course he
said no, So there's nothing about him, you know, she thinks,
she says, she thinks he's kind of she's like next
to him in that way where it looks you got
to be nice to your boss or whatever.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
He's looking at a guy.

Speaker 14 (20:56):
I mean, yeah, she's not special, but I was just like,
I can't take this ceiling of like there's something beyond
what I'm seeing, you know. Okay, can you maybe say
you're calling from Starbucks for three with like a gets
off for from from sales goals or whatever. It's like
a reward for like her doing her job. Well, you
can give her a two Starbucks. Stanley's a great like

(21:20):
because for her that's like cool because she works there obviously,
but one can be like you can be like one
for her and one for like a person of her choosing,
you know, to see who she's sure.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, we can do that, Okay, Cool, We'll play a song,
come back, and then give her a call you ready.

Speaker 14 (21:35):
Yeah, I'm honestly nervous to be honest with you guys,
I want to do that true Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Of course, we'll get you to catch theeter next. Right
in the middle of to catch a teeter if you're
just joining us, Victor is on the phone and he
thinks that his girlfriend of two years named Sophie might
be messing around, So we're about to see if she is.
But first, Victor, why don't you fresh our memory about
your situation.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
I feel like.

Speaker 14 (22:00):
She's there's something weird going on seeing her and her
boss at Starbucks. So she works, and I am just
kind of parent on it. He work is always a
weird vibe about them. He always has like a weird
energy and aura about him. And I've caught her like
talking to someone being like I can't wait to see
alone with you, you and me et cetera, and you know,
she says, like, of course, there's nothing to it, and

(22:20):
she thinks that her boss is like like, I don't know,
I'm a little nervous, and I would just love if
you guys can like call her into She says, I
also thought it would be pretty believable and going to
you can you call her and say you're from Star
Wars Corporate and offer her like home reward for being
a really productive employee and offer her like two Starbucks
Stanley cups, one for her and one for a person

(22:42):
ever choosing. And I just want to see who she
dives together, want too?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Yeah? Absolutely, all right? You ready?

Speaker 7 (22:49):
I guess cool?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Hi, this is Corbel calling from Starbucks corporate offices. I
was looking for our employees, Sophie.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Oh yeah, this is me.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Hi, Sophie. How you do when you're not getting fired?
Don't worry about it?

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Oh my god? Okay, okay, Hi, I'm doing good. How
are you?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I'm great. You have a second to talk.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, of course. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, I don't know if your manager has told you,
but we're doing a little incentive program where all the
managers of the stores are reporting their best employees. Each
employee that is selected from each store actually wins something.
And guess what, Sophie, Why I'm on the phone with you.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Congratulations. Thank you for doing such great work for us.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Listen. It's really simple. We've have some custom Stanley cups.
You know, those things are all the rage right now,
and we're gonna have some things engraved on them, one
for you, and then Also, if you have someone that
you would like to give another one too, we would
like to engrave something and I saw them on it
for them too, because listen, we know you work hard
and sometimes we have loved ones in our lives, so
don't get to see us as much because we're always working,
and so we want to also give them a special

(24:09):
gift as well.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Oh actually, oh my god, I know exactly who to
give us you. Okay, great, a great Julian, honest Julian.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yes, please do you want a message or anything on
like we can put a little bit of little message
there on the card, on the on the cup from.

Speaker 16 (24:27):
You, Okay, to our new tradition. No one gets me
like you do.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, that's fun. Yeah, to a new tradition. Okay, good,
got that. And you can expect these at the store
probably never, because this is actually a radio show. My
name is Jeuwbel. Yeah, Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria,
and the show is called the Jewbel Show. And this
is actually a segment we do call to catch a cheater,
where if your significant other things you might be messing around,
we see whose name they give us for flowers or

(24:54):
Starbucks cups, and things like that, and your boyfriend Victor
is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.

Speaker 14 (25:00):
Hi, honey, Hi, so listen. I just need to ask
you who is Julia?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
Julian is my manager at work?

Speaker 12 (25:11):
Why?

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Why are you?

Speaker 14 (25:14):
Yeah, so you're shooting on me with your andger.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Are you joking right now?

Speaker 16 (25:22):
You literally know that I just got a promotion, So
I just wanted to give him a thank you for
helping me.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
I wouldn't have gotten the promotion if it wasn't for him.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
That's great, That's that's totally that's that's awesome, of course.
But you know when did you find out that this
promotion here?

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Tell me that?

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Well, yeah, because I didn't think I had to.

Speaker 16 (25:42):
You know how hard I work, and you know how
much I love this job, and obviously you know that
that Like, that's literally why I had to switch my schedule.
If I work at night, I can become shift leader.
So I had to switch my schedule. And he's the
one that's been helping me and giving me tips. I
don't know, I don't even understand, like why are you
doing that?

Speaker 14 (26:01):
Well, one was a little weird that you you know,
wouldn't tell me about this, and number two, what is
this new tradition were talked about.

Speaker 16 (26:09):
I don't think it really matters because there's something to
do with work, and obviously I don't know. We don't
really talk about things like that anymore. We just kind
of go day by day, Like I don't know what
to tell you. I tell you almost everything. You knew
I was getting a promotion. It's not really a big
deal at all. And also, like, why would I even
tell you have to call a radio station to get

(26:29):
something out of me instead of just coming to me directly.
I don't understand. This is why I probably didn't tell you.
We can't even communicate properly.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
So what are you doing? Why would you think I'm
cheating or anything? It's literally a thing you get.

Speaker 14 (26:42):
Because I overheard you on the drive through talking about
late nights and you know, talking about how it's just
human being, you know, late nights or whatever, and how
I and you know, I can't stand Julie either.

Speaker 16 (26:53):
Okay, but don't you think it's a little weird that
you're just listening to my conversations in the drive through.
That's a little weird right now, And that's really uncomfortable
for me.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
You're taking things so out of context.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, I appreciate this is probably shocking for you to hear.
You also have to understand any that your man is
coming to you saying that he's worried, he loves you,
he doesn't feel comfortable in this situation, and you're just
jumping down his throat being super defensive, Like do you
want to try to make him feel like you're really
not cheating?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Because this I'm not really clear? Here are you, Victor?

Speaker 14 (27:24):
I mean no, I've talked here to me at all,
and I have been nothing supportive of ring and what
you're trying to accomplish.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Okay, you know you're absolutely right? You are you?

Speaker 12 (27:34):
Really?

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Do?

Speaker 5 (27:35):
You try?

Speaker 16 (27:36):
You do whatever you like, give me my faith, and
you try not to smother me. But like, I don't
think it's easy to talk to you or tell you anything.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
Actually, even even the way you're approaching.

Speaker 16 (27:49):
Me about this is what's getting me upset and Liviily
you're trying to support me, supporting me by outing me
and calling a radio station instead of talking to me.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
That's not reportive at all. You don't even know me.
I mean, look look at everything.

Speaker 16 (28:04):
You're doing right now. I know first five, Julian probably
wouldn't do any of this. He would just talk to
me because he actually understands me.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That sounds suspect, Sophie.

Speaker 7 (28:14):
Yeah, what is that supposed to learn? Means he understands you?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Or what? He?

Speaker 7 (28:18):
And I?

Speaker 14 (28:19):
Donald? So what do you guys have? Like qualified a
one on one time?

Speaker 5 (28:23):
You know what? I'm actually I'm actually pretty tired of this.
You know what?

Speaker 16 (28:27):
Yes, I am, Okay, I'm Julian.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Is that what you wanted to hear? Everything?

Speaker 16 (28:33):
I'm sorry, but you know you say you do everything,
you give me faith, But honestly, I am so tired
of this and I'm done with you.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I'm done with this. This was the last rom. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
She hung up. Victor.

Speaker 14 (28:47):
Oh great, that makes sense. I guess got me all
the time.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I'm sorry, man, exactly what are you gonna do?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
What happens in your idiot years?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I guess you're not an idiot. No, it's not your fault.
And uh, you'll find someone who won't be like that
to you and won't cheat on you, and also hopefully
at least if you can take anything from it. It's like,
don't feel bad about the feelings that you were having
because they were correct.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, and don't be afraid to bring that up and
have those conversations because your person is going to hear
you and not make you feel like that.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Thanks you, guys, Thank you. I'm sorry to have.

Speaker 14 (29:25):
This be well. Yeah, I'm sorry about that, but I
think I have to go and I just want to
want to be alone.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Yeah, understandable, manure.

Speaker 10 (29:35):
Okay, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
I'm stupid, You're smart.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I was wrong, you were right. You're the best, I'm
the worst.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
You're very good looking.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria ramire is
in a Turkey waddle game of trivia for all the
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(30:14):
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Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com. And let's
get Victoria's brain all warmed up and ready to go. Okay,

(30:36):
all right, Victoria answered these as fast as possible. Why
did the turkey join a band because he wanted to
pick up a new hobby because it had drumsticks? Damn?
Why don't turkey's ever talk during dinner because they're bye?

Speaker 13 (30:56):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Are they goblin? Oh? Close? Because they're afraid to get
gobbled up? Yang? What do you call a turkey on
the day after Thanksgiving?

Speaker 13 (31:09):
Ermmmm?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Gone? Yes, I can't think of a better answer. Yes,
that was like Aerchie calls. If you want to play,
we'll play you versus Victoria right after this. It's the
Jebil Show. Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 14 (31:26):
I'm going that's a kind of large black coffee, large
black cock Do you mean a venty No?

Speaker 7 (31:33):
I mean large?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
He means av Yeah, the biggest fun you got.

Speaker 13 (31:36):
Venty is large is twenty large is large. In fact,
cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. He's
also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages. It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on the trivia powerhouse that is Victoria Ramirez. Yeah, okay,
one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's and let's meet
today's contestant for you, verus Victoria.

Speaker 12 (32:07):
Bow?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
What a bow?

Speaker 7 (32:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (32:12):
I'm doing really good. I'm want my charge of school,
and I just thought I'm gonna mood a win.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, I love it. I'm gonna mood to wind today.
What's an easy win?

Speaker 12 (32:20):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Please, I'm going to mood win too, you know. Oh? Oh, well,
sucks for you.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
In eighth grade.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
Can we ask? It's worst? I just feel like I
have to know that. No, Yeah, all right, here we go.
We're singing Victoria out and bow. The game is played
like this. You got thirty seconds, answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say passed
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win? Okay, okay,

(32:56):
all right. She's out of the studio. Door is closed,
she's staring out the window. It's opposite to the studio,
so I don't know if she'll be back because she
might get distracted by something. But anyway, your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Who's known as the father of evolution ash Who was
the thirty seventh President of the United States.

Speaker 15 (33:17):
Roosevelt.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
What fictional character like his likes his martinis shaken not stirred?

Speaker 12 (33:23):
James One.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
What mythical creature is often said to guard treasures Cerberus?
What was the name of the Greek god of war.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
Ferries?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
How fast can a roadrunner run.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Nine miles an hour?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
All right, BO, good job, pretty bad, good job, You're great,
great job. Bring Victoria back in here, and while she's
getting settled, BO, what's something you would like the world
to know today?

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Be yourself because don't be people that want you to be.
Just be yourself.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
That is a great message, BO, Yes it is. And
be a winner on the days you've you'll take it.
I try every day, Victoria, you have your work cut
out for you. Bo did a great job, of course,
thanks Bo. And this is like a string of I
think we had an eighth grader the other day too,
Okay we did.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, we had a fourth grader once too. Yeah, I
want to say that part. Yeah, I actually kind of
love that.

Speaker 16 (34:16):
Yeah, we had a thirty five year old persuality too.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
They beat you, I remember, all right, thirty seconds answers,
many questions possible if you don't know when, just say
pass and Victoria you have to beat Bo outright to
win and bow you can tell Victoria whin.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
To go three to one?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Who's known as the father of evolution? Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
That note not him Darwin who was the thirty seventh
President of the United States?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Why? Random?

Speaker 9 (34:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I don't know past what fictional character likes is Martini
shaken not stirred?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Who? Fictional? Ahob? What? The cool creature is often said
to guard treasures me the country? A squid next as well?
I won't watch question? Did you see a squiz a guard?

(35:13):
All right, let's sit it all over the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer Brad
the Odyssey.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
All right, so Bo got free correct and Victoria got
one correct.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Boa, congratulations, you did it. You wanted to be a
winner today, and you are. You be. Victoria, you got
one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's. She like you win, Bo.
It's like Bo wants to have a win. Oh yeah,
it's nice to you, Victoria. All right, let's go over
the answers now with Nina and the Father Revolution.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Is Charles Darwin. Yeah, the thirty seventh president is Richard Nixon.
Fictional character that likes his Martinez shaken, nonstir it is
James Bond, although.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
SpongeBob would be great as well, shaking. I don't know
how he sounds enough to drink SpongeBob. Yeah he's signless. No, yeah,
he's as a drink. He's got a house and everything. Okay, yeah,
I'm sure the literal spout.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
The mythical creature that's often said to guard treasures is
a dragon.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
And he said sebaris, which is a three headed dog.
Also correct, So wow, to wait. And then the Greek
god of war is areas. I do that one. And
then a roadrunner can actually run twenty miles per hour.
I could have guessed that too. We thank you for
playing Man Congratulations.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
Thanks, thank you for having me, of course.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
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Speaker 2 (36:44):
Victoria is generous with letting other people win. Yes, stay
in school, Kids and pantet First.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
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Speaker 1 (36:56):
Law dot Com. Mark is on the phone today for
our first date follow up and he's getting ghosted by
a woman named Sasha. So in a few minutes we'll
call her and see if so, tell us why she's
ghosting him, and maybe get him another date. But first, Mark,
how long has it been since you've heard from Sasha.

Speaker 7 (37:09):
It's been about a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Now, Okay. Have you been reaching out to her during
that time?

Speaker 13 (37:15):
Yeah, I mean I've called a couple of times, I've
texted and been no reply. And that's why I'm calling you, guys,
is I and see if we can figure out what's
going on?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Well, why don't you tell us about how you met
her and then the date and stuff.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Yeah. So we met on Hinge and I just immediately
found her to be so beautiful and classy.

Speaker 13 (37:36):
I mean, one of her photos she was even wearing pearls,
and I thought that was those.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
We started chatting and she told me how she.

Speaker 13 (37:46):
Always wanted to go to Paris, so I thought for
a date, we could go to this Parisian cafe and
get coffee and croissants, which I thought was perfect.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Well, that's cool. Did you wear a beret?

Speaker 7 (37:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Over right, Yeah, that's definitely why. I'm just kidding. That's
a cute idea though.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
Yeah, thoughtful, I thought so too.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I thought so too.

Speaker 13 (38:08):
So we you know, we had our croissants in our
coffee and we're talking and laughing, and you know.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
She shared so much of her life stories with me.

Speaker 13 (38:15):
I just felt like she really wanted me to know her,
which you know, was just so sweet. And we were
supposed to go on the bike ride, but then her
roommate reached out that she needed to be taken care of.
So I was okay with that because I love that
she's good to her friends. But after that, I never
really heard from her again.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
So what did she say to you, or like, what
was the interaction like after her roommate called, or like
as you guys were going your separate ways.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
Well, you know, we were supposed to go on the
bike ride and she.

Speaker 13 (38:43):
Kind of had a dodge out, so I gave her
a hug, and you know, she's had it.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
She had a great time. And that was basically it.

Speaker 13 (38:54):
I said, you know, I'll I'll call you later, and
when I called, I got no answer her. I texted
a couple of times of the course of the last
few days and no response.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Is I hope so not the freak job. But you
don't think it was one of those things where someone says, hey,
I'll text you on the sly and then you call
me and then I'll say I have to go if
you're on a day you don't like. Do you think
that could have been a thing.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
I don't think. I don't think I didn't give that vibe.

Speaker 13 (39:23):
I mean, she was opening up so much to me
about like her life and her family and her friends.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
I just felt like she was she.

Speaker 13 (39:30):
Was having a really great time. I mean, the only
thing I can think of is, like, I mean, there's
a bunch of people checking me out in the cafe,
which you know, sometimes I'm a little awkward, but I
do kind of look like over life Superman at times.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
So I was getting a lot of time, but.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I wanted to Okay, you look like a real life Superman.
What is that like? Are you like ripped?

Speaker 13 (39:53):
I got this Clark Kent's kind of swirl to my hair,
and okay, I've been compared a lot to it.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
But my eyes were on her. I don't know. I
don't know if that was anything that she was nervous about, but.

Speaker 13 (40:05):
Yeah, I don't think anything was wrong with the findite.
I just genuinely thought she had to go help her.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Did you tell her that you look like Superman at
any point, because that also could have been to Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
No, no, I did not.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Lucky you. You're on a date with Superman, I know,
all right, and you didn't get kiss or anything.

Speaker 13 (40:27):
Right at the end of the day, No, I was gonna,
you know, I was gonna try and go for it,
but there's a bunch of people outside of the shop
of the Parisian coffee shop, and I just felt like a.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Warm hub was the right move.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Okay, all right, well we'll figure it out. Where you
will play a song come back and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Plays. I'll come back get your first day follow up
next if you just for today's first date follow up.
Mark is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Sasha.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But before we do that, Mark, why don't
you catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Yeah, well, I met this beautiful girl named Sasa.

Speaker 13 (41:15):
We went on hings, went on this great date to
Parisian cafe, had a great time, and now I haven't
heard from her, and I want to know why.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Well, and you do think it's because you look like
Superman maybe and you were getting checked.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Out a lot, right, I'm just worried.

Speaker 13 (41:31):
I'm just worried that she was aware of that people
were looking at me, that's all.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
I don't know if that that.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Can be kind of bomber, Like if you were somebody
that's super hot that everybody's staring at you do feel like, oh,
touching me?

Speaker 10 (41:43):
You know?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I get that. Well, we're ready for us to call her? Yeah, yes, please,
here we go. Hi'm I speaking to Sasha. Please this Sasha?

Speaker 15 (42:04):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
How are your name is Jewbel? I'm calling from a
radio show. It's called the Jubil Show. Hi. I'm Nina
also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Oh Hi.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Do you listen to the show?

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Ever?

Speaker 12 (42:14):
Sometimes?

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Yeah? You guys agreed, this is so crazy than you.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
You know why we're calling you.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
I have a suspicion, and I'm going about it.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
That's suspicion being true.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
What do you think it is? What's your suspicion?

Speaker 6 (42:29):
Is it? The second date? Follow up?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
The first day follow up? Yes, you are ghosting somebody
you know who knows.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
I have a sneaking suspicion that it's Mark, and you're correct.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
She hasn't answered all.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
Yeah, well, because I don't really ghost that often, but
this was a unique experience.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Really, Okay, would you mind telling us why you're ghosting him?

Speaker 6 (43:04):
He was just so gross.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
That was like the play in the most easiest way.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
To say it.

Speaker 12 (43:08):
He just he was burping the throughout the entire date,
and like the first time was just.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
Kind of because it was loud, and he.

Speaker 12 (43:19):
Didn't say excuse me or anything like that, but then
it just kind of just kept happening, and so like
I felt like I had to keep talking so that
I didn't have to engage with him, and it was
it was just so uncomfortable, thoroughly grossed out.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Was it just really loud or was it kind of
under his breath? I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
The thing.

Speaker 12 (43:43):
I get that burping is natural, but there are ways
that you can kind of minimize the damage, Like you
just kind of put it under your breath, you can
cover your mouth, you can say excuse me.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
But like, since none of that was happening.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
But the burping in itself kept.

Speaker 12 (43:58):
Happening over and over, it just felt like super disrespectful
and just I was so turned off and grossed out.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Really okay, I mean that, I mean I wouldn't love
that either. Like in the place you were at, he
was just burbing loudly.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Yes, constantly. It was just it was.

Speaker 12 (44:16):
So frequent and so loud, like it almost got to
the point where, you know, like a Homer Simpson when
he belches like a kind of ripple, Like that's.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
What I felt like.

Speaker 12 (44:26):
Maybe it wasn't that bad, but like, that's what kind
of I started to feel like what's happening?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Like I was just oh, I can't even Okay, well
you didn't tell us that. No, it sounds like a
very pleasant day. Yeah, maybe you forgot or maybe you
haven't heard enough first day follow up to know that
he's actually on the phone listening and wants to.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
Mark who Yeah, I saw. Sorry, I don't. I honestly
don't know what you're talking about. I mean, I I.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
Worked a couple of times because I've been dealing with
some like specilated acid reflex.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
I'm sorry to hear that.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
The like why didn't we go to coffee? Like that's
not going to help the situation?

Speaker 7 (45:12):
And you know, well because I wanted to take you
to a Parisian cafe. I mean, is the real reason
that because I look like Superman?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
What?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Sorry, sorry, that's not nice.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (45:31):
Okay, No, No, that's not the reason. Yes, you you are.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
An objectively attractive man.

Speaker 12 (45:40):
But if you're wondering about the why people were looking
at you, it was because you were burping so much
that people were concerned that you were going to be sick.

Speaker 13 (45:50):
Are you sure that people weren't just looking at me
because that's how I look.

Speaker 12 (45:58):
Oh no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
I like it was not attractive. They were not looking
at you because you were attractive.

Speaker 12 (46:06):
They were looking at you because they were disgusted.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I can't even help but ask, like, Burt, are you okay?
Because to be burping that much, I don't know if
that's normal.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (46:17):
I've been on a different medication to try and deal
with my reflux. It's it's just been a struggle bus
but I'm doing much better.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Thanks, okay.

Speaker 13 (46:27):
You know, like Sasha, you say you want to go
to France, but you really probably shouldn't go to France
because in other countries it's actually considered polite to burn.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Is It's a.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
The same.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Even if that's true.

Speaker 12 (46:42):
Here in the stage, I like it when someone burbs
that they at least they excuse me or cover their
mouths or something along those lines. Maybe I'm reaching for
the stars here, but that is something that I am
looking for.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Blatant respective do you guess they excuse me?

Speaker 13 (47:00):
I usually say excuse me, but I just I was
you were telling these beautiful stories.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
I didn't want to interrupt you. I was trying to
respect you.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Sasha, would you like to go on another date with Mark?
Will pay for it?

Speaker 13 (47:12):
You know what, I didn't know that she was still
closed minded, So I honestly don't know that this is
going to work out.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Closed minded?

Speaker 6 (47:23):
What do you What do you mean?

Speaker 13 (47:25):
I mean, if you can't just be present and accept
the person for how they are, I mean, burping happens.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Yeah, I get that, it's just how you handle it that,
you know, really changes things.

Speaker 12 (47:40):
And how you handle it was just not.

Speaker 15 (47:44):
It for me.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
That's fine.

Speaker 13 (47:47):
I mean, if somebody's gonna accept me, accept me for my.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Purse too, well, sorry, no second date, Mark, But it
sounds like you're fine with that.

Speaker 13 (47:57):
Yeah, I think it's for the best.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Juble's first day follow It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
So there's a new travel trend and it's called check
in Chicken, checking chicken.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Have you ever done check and chicken? This is where
you played chicken with your check in time? Exactly what
that is? Way exactly what that is? Terrify.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
The theory is right. It's actually quite scary. It's high
risk but also high reward according to this theory. But
you wait till the very last minute to check in
for your fly, hoping that they're going to upgrade you
to a better seat, whether it's more leg room or
maybe it's first class, whatever they have available. If you're late,
then you can just get whatever's left over.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Does that actually work?

Speaker 2 (48:35):
First, I've gotten that sometimes for some people. I guess
it does work. Maybe that's why I get upgrade a lot.
I just check in late because I do. But yeah,
I do get upgrade a lot. Honestly, that could be it.
So you've been doing check and Chicken, you'll yeah, I
feel like you do life Chicken honestly, Joe, Yeah, he
stays winning.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
So I mean there's there might be something to it.
Isn't there a cutoff time?

Speaker 13 (48:59):
Though?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Like if you don't check it and by this time
your seat's gone.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, But so you're waiting for the very last minute.
Oh wow, we're the last. But they'll give an unsold
premium seat to you for free, and honestly they do
if they have it left over.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I'm not like that though. I always check in as
soon as I get that email. I'm like checked in
tite four hours. Whenever we've had to travel together, you
guys are checked in weeks before. Yeah, I don't even
know how you do.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
That's crazy, Like, how do you guys know your seats already?

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
We checked in, man, get on the plane. We're like,
does anybody seen Jewbil? Does that have eyes on him?
It's on the plane the last.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Second found them here. Cool. Oh. In other news, TikTok
has shut down in Canada.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Wow, So their offices in Toronto and Vancouver are closing
And the reason is what you think it is, and
it's for national security. So people in Canada will be
able to use their TikTok and play on it and
be influencers or whatever. But you they can't do business
in Canada?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Was that so?

Speaker 14 (49:57):
Like?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
But if you're an influencer wanting to do business, I
think you can still you're not doing business out of
a building or if with TikTok, like you're just using
it and you're posting stuff, so you can still get paid.
But as a whole, the company can't do business in
Canada anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
So would the same effect us if that happened to us? Well? So,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Maybe the thing is with TikTok is they do a
lot of local business if you've been going through your
feed and you see something local in it, like a
local like I don't know I've seen like local roof
repair or something like that. Like that's probably bad eample
because I don't even think I've seen that, but that's
kind the kind of stuff you see. So they're just
saying in Canada, you can't sell locally, you can't do
business locally. If they do this in America, I don't

(50:36):
know what will happen.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Well, we have TikTok offices, like they're all over the country,
you know, so those people, unfortunately will lose their jobs.
But also I'm starting to really get behind TikTok and
TikTok shop like it helps a lot of small businesses.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I feel like TikTok shop.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
So I don't know, but that's interesting to see how
they're doing it and we'll see what happens here. And lastly,
country is having more than a moment. It's now a theme.
It is a theme on a cruise. If you'd like
to go on a Mediterranean cruise and bring your cowboy
hat and say yeehaw, you.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Can the people in the Mediterranean and you're gonna love that.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
You already have to put a Canadian flag on your
back as an American, don't you.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah, in a country.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Concert in their backyard, Bubba Shrimp, they're the ones doing
it though.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
It's a European cruise line that just added two country
theme cruises to its lineup for twenty twenty six, which
also means there may be country artists making appearances. They're
gonna have all types of different themes and events.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
School. I mean, it is actually kind of cool if
that's your jam was taking a cruise de grease. I
can't wait to try the garden completely.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
It's not okay like at all, but that is what's trending.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Jubles Dirty little Secret?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 14 (51:55):
I do?

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Yay?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (51:59):
When I was twelve, I went with my family to
a basketball game and.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
My bra sit off the metal detector.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
You your bra set off the metal detector?

Speaker 12 (52:08):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Why is it the underwire?

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Because yeah, oh you weren't hiding anything in it.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
You know, what is the twelve year old gonna sneak
into a basketball game?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I don't know. I was lucky enough to wear a bra,
which I guess I could wear a bra, but people
would look at me if my alarm went off and
I was wearing a bra, because I would definitely always
be hiding something in it. Always.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I have to explain it though, because we walk up
and the lady is like.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Running for the station or whatever.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
He sees me empty out of my pocket.

Speaker 10 (52:41):
And then I go through the metal detector that starts
going off, and then lady holds me to the side
and she starts running me down and for contact my stepfam.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
She was the one to take me braw shopping.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
She immediately like four of the frost, like the half
of the room.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
It's like making a big scene about it.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
It's like, oh my god, that's embarrassing. I'm sorry, it's
pretty funny. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Bye bye.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
But I think the one thing that was missing from
that dirty little secret was a secrete, very little embarrassing moment.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 15 (53:29):
I sure do.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
I fed a vegan meat.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Wait on, actually say that one more time.

Speaker 15 (53:37):
I accidentally, in an emergency situation, said a vegan a
meat product, and about it. Oh no, what was their
thoughts on that it was, oh gosh, So what happened
was my roommate has this friend who she's in the
fields that I work in, and I really like wanted
to get to know her because I would love to

(53:59):
work with her basically, So I thought, Okay, I'm gonna
have this girl over, like we're gonna, you know, have
drinks and I'll make dinner and I'll like kind of
get to know her a little bit better and then
like work my way in there to get this job
that she's hiring for.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
So yeah, like you know, I mean I've.

Speaker 15 (54:16):
Met her before, so you know, I have her over.
I was I made this like my favorite dinner, which
is like this cast role that like my grandma made
like my whole childhood.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
It's so good.

Speaker 15 (54:27):
And so I'm like making dinner and my roommate before
this girl comes over, she's like, oh, by the way,
she's vegan, and I'm like over halfway done, like there's
no going back now, and so I'm like, oh God,
like okay, whatever, I'm just gonna not say anything. And
so my roommate told her that what I made was vegan, and.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
So she was really excited.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
And she ate she ate, she ate, she ate.

Speaker 15 (54:53):
As she cleaned her plate, she was like, that was incredible, Like,
I have to know the.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Recipe, and so I told her.

Speaker 15 (55:00):
I told her that I used impossible meat, but I
absolutely did not I used ground beef.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
No. Wow.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
And yeah, any reports of how that was for her
the next day?

Speaker 5 (55:12):
So she really liked it.

Speaker 15 (55:14):
But then the next day she tested and asked maybe if,
like any of my ingredients were expired.

Speaker 7 (55:20):
Because she has a stomach ache.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
So I think that's probably.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Two things, that's very bold of a person to be, like,
did you feed me like rotten food?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah? And also you love me well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you? Yeah, what's
your dirty little secret?

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