Craziest Stories from Divorce Lawyers

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you want to instantly feel better about your life? Yeah,
well guess what you're in luck because whether you're feeling
peppy or poopy this morning, your mood is about to
get a big rise. Oh no, okay, you're for it.
That might have put you in a word. Wait, sorry
about that. Yeah, because there's a STrenD going viral of
divorce lawyers sharing the craziest things they've seen in court.

(00:22):
Oh I love court stuff. Yeah, we'll go over next
to you can be like yay, at least I'm not
that person. Also, if you've got a story, call us
eight at eight three four three one o six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one
text us four one oh six one, and in three
minutes we'll go over the craziest things divorce layers have
seen in the court room. And it is nuts. Have

(00:43):
you ever wondered what happened to that guy who cheated
on you in seventh grade? Sometimes took your little seventh
grade heart and just smashed it on the ground into
a million pieces, and you thought you'd never recover, And
you still really haven't recovered, because you're a lot older
now and a lot wiser, and you've been through a lot,
but still try to find them on Facebook and other
social media apps just to see how they're doing. I'm sorry,

(01:05):
that's not weird. Well, guess what we might have found
them because there's a trend going viral of divorce lawyers
sharing the craziest things that they've seen in the courtroom.
And chances are if they cheated on you in seventh
grade and broke your little seventh great heart, they're probably
in divorce court now. So let's go over some of

(01:26):
the stories because they are crazy, and you don't often
get to see into the courtroom no, you know, unless
you're on a jury or you're working in the court.
So it's nice to sit in once in a while
and hear what happens in the court room.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, there's some great TikTok accounts that have transcripts of courtrooms.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh that's an mile to watch that for hours through
this Yeah, that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Can random people just go in though? Like if you're
out the court, like, can you just go sit down
and on open lixs?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
So I think so, I think you? Yeah, whichull be
a fun way to spend an afternoon. Actually pre game
and sorry, court first, divorce court. That's a first day.
These are some of the craziest stories that lawyers have
seen in the forest court. One lawyer said, I sat

(02:12):
in a contested divorce trial where the husband found his
wife getting there's this place in France. It's a big tower.
Ah okay, it's by two strangers she met at a bar,
that she met at a bar, and the lawyer had

(02:35):
to explain to the courtroom what Eiffel towering. Men, We're
not going to explain it for you here. If you
don't know, you can do that research on your own. Well,
you see, your honor. What happens is that's an awkward conversation,
a power point show. Why can I get any you

(02:59):
want to help me?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Again, we're going over a trend that is going viral
of divorce lawyers sharing the craziest things that they've seen
in the courtroom. The next one says, I saw a
couple they were getting divorced because the husband cheated with
their neighbor during the divorce proceedings. The wife went over
to the neighbor's house to talk things out in order
to remain civil as neighbors. Okay, but the wife ended

(03:29):
up getting drunk and slept with a neighbor as well off.
I know, yeah, you all having fun and a weird
little neighborhood thing that's normal for some people't remember. A
thread that is going viral of divorce lawyers sharing the
craziest things they've seen in court calls up if you

(03:50):
have a story eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one and Stacy, you have a story?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I do.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
So.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
I was working this case and this lady had just
dumped her lawyer halfway.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Through the divorce proceedings.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
As I didn't have much time to prepare, I thought, okay,
I know that there's multiple cheating allegations.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
This will be great.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
I know I can give her a good deal.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Cut try.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
So I walk in to this hearing prepared, and when
I take in the room, I see her husband and
it hits me. I slept with her husband.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
No way, no way.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
So way.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Unfortunately I didn't know that he was married obviously.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Right right, so a bar or something and stuff for him?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, yes, exactly, And so I'm thinking, you know, hopefully
he doesn't remember me. He's had so many different infidelity partners.
Try to keep a low profile. But then he takes
the stand and in front of everyone, he says, you know,
if you want to take my money.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
You should probably use a lawyer. I haven't slept with.
Oh my gosh, that's awkward. Wow what did Jack do?

Speaker 6 (05:16):
At that point, the client dropped me.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I thank you for your story, Stacy. That's amazing. How
awkward is that he's a super damage Oh my hang over.
You show up to the courtroom, You're just like, Oh,
that's your husband. Hmm, it's wild.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Is that guy probably told or she probably told that
guy on whenever they were hanging out that she's a
lawyer exactly.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
He's like, I know, that's how small the world is. Though,
you gotta watch your back because karma will come for you.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
We're going over a thread of divorce layers showing the
craziest things that they've seen in the courtroom, just to
make your life a little better today. So you go, Wow,
at least I'm not in that situation. These are the
moments where it's like being single is awesome. Wonder worse,
Layers said his spouse had been out of the house
for weeks and she waited until the husband was on
a business trip, came into the house, turned on all

(06:16):
the faucets, plugged all the drains, turned off the furnace,
and left. It was ten degrees and he came back
five days later the house was ruined. The water froze
and cracked the foundation of the house. They had to
tear the house down. Can you actually get in told
for some of these things that people do?

Speaker 7 (06:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, you think you would be surprised, Okay, because I've
been through one of these things where somebody's done some
things that I'm like, can't somebody be arrested for that?
And they're like, well, yeah, technically, but then in this situation,
not really because it's like a civil thing. You're like,
that's still a criminal activity. Yeah, that's emotional. I'm still

(06:56):
theft on a big level. Away with it. Yes, it's nuts.
I realized how much you can get away with, like
only with a spouse. No, I think just there's a
lot of things you can get away with. And well,
I do wonder if that because it makes me feel better.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I wonder because it's in a divorce situation that like
they don't look at it the same, don't look at
it the same.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's like it's like, oh, that's not theft. You're just
taking what you thought was yours, right, But it's like
that clearly was not yours. You just everybody woune that
you destroyed somebody's house. If it was a stranger's house
and you did that, you'd be arrested. But in this case,
because it's your you're going through a divorce, they're like,
well it's community property. I don't know no matter.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
What, you ruined the house, it was her house, then
I get it, right.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
So I took the approach of if I'm not getting
the house, no nobody is, that's just entire house, which
is criminal in a lot of cases or something. Right, Oh,
there you go. Insurance Rum divorce layer said they had
a very limited amount of experience and divorce cases, but
the first case they ever worked, the husband is shaved

(08:02):
and waxed every single hair off of his body in
attempt to avoid a court mandated drug test, just shows
up just smooth. Well this one drug test. I had
no idea been drug test. I just wanted to get
rid of every single hair. Yeah, well my eyelashes are
gone everything. It's another jubile phone frame day. Mornings on

(08:24):
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If you look at the notes in my previous like
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like this?

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Speaker 8 (10:19):
Like I'm an idiot?

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Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
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so sorry. Does it sound like I'm calling you an idiot?

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Yeah, sounds like you're an idiot and you're calling me
an idiot.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, I'm not the one who can't figure out how
to work my wife? Why am I?

Speaker 9 (10:37):
Okay with that? Right there?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
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Speaker 1 (10:41):
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was what?

Speaker 5 (10:45):
What was what?

Speaker 9 (10:45):
What you just did?

Speaker 8 (10:47):
You just said I can't work my wife? I like,
first of all, right, well don't talk to me like that.

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I can work my wife by right. Okay, What I'm
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this conversation.

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I've had enough of you and your conversation.

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who can maybe help you.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
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be doing a survey at the end of this call,
because I do have some notes for you and your
best by by.

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Work her at all?

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To hear you?

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You?

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Speaker 5 (11:45):
Oh my god, sir, I am still on the.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Call and you're calling me the idiot, and you're an
idiot who came and worked the whole fun This is
your one job.

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You literally have one job.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
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You know what?

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Honestly, you this what if actually your name?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
I would like your name, your employee number. I'm going
to be contacting your boss.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
This is literally the worst I've ever been treated. This
has been going on for seven days, and then you
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like that. I'm going to call your boss. I'm going
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Mine. My name is Jeubil.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Jubile.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
Yeah, name is double and you couldn't pronounce my name
is May.

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the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriend set you up.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Oh my god, he said, Oh.

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My god, you've been having problems with your wife. I
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
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Speaker 8 (12:44):
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Speaker 9 (12:59):
But also, can you we think one.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's time
for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
So the Toy Hall of Fame is just added to
three new toys, which is always kind of fun to
look back at. And they chose My Little Pony the
Transformers and the card game Phase ten because.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
There's solid choices. Is any little Pony wasn't already in there? Yeah? No,
do they still have My Little Pony? Oh? Yeah? Have
you ever heard of the Bronies? Who the Bronies? What
the brownie they are? No Bronies know what is a Bronie?
They have conventions, huge My Little Pony conventions. A bunch
of dudes with their my Little ponies love it. Yeah bros. Yeah,

(13:40):
and pony bros and ponies. They love My Little Pony.
They have Broni cons all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, this is real. Yes, Oh wow, No, I never
heard of Bronie's.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
And my daughter has like three different generations of ponies,
like she's got like the original four. But then there's
their kids and their kids' kids already it's pretty wild.
And they've turned them into kind of like human versions too,
so they're like they go back and forth between two dimensions.
They're like humans, but they're the same characters. And then
it's crazy. Actually, oh that's yeah, it's wildly popular still.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Okay, well then they all obviously rightfully earned their place
in the Hall of Fame. Yeah, I know. I just
think that's kind of cool. This is also very interesting.
Apple is adding a feature that lets you share your
your air tag data directly with airlines. So it's been
a while we've been throwing air tags in our suitcases
to make sure that we can find them when they
get lost, but there was never a way to share
the location in real time until now. So there is

(14:33):
a new feature called Share Item Location.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Genius.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Love that that's not confusing that you just tap the
buttons share item location. Got it, I'm sharing that item's location.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yes, and it lets you share it directly with the airline.
Delta actually partnered with Apple on it, and now fourteen
more airlines have also signed up, so they're going to
help make it easier for you this holiday season, so
nobody loses their bags and you can get your stuff
of cours.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Cool.

Speaker 10 (14:55):
What do you mean though, because whenever you can't find something,
that can't you just look it up and then you
find it. So it's difference with the airlines, with whatever
your AirTag's at.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, but okay, let's say your air tag is in
the middle of nowhere, inside of the building because it's
in the guts of an airport. Now, Delta or whoever
knows exactly what that is. You just see a dot
floating around in the middle of nowhere because it's underneath
the airport in the baggage system.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
So telwhere to grab it, because sometimes it's hard for
them to find the luggage when they lose it.

Speaker 10 (15:25):
Oh, so then they can find it and it can
be like we didn't lose it, like we have it
right here, and they ship it to you whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right, they would share the item location with the airline.
The airline and you both people would now know where
that item is because the item location has been shared.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Okay, but to.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Victoria's point, before you were still able to do that.
You would just have to take your phone to the
airline and show them. So now you can skip that.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Did you get that, Victoria? I hate to say it,
but you wo share the loation okay with the airline.
You know whatever, you say, it's so bad you gotta
just run straight through it. You gotta slow down a
little bit and give me him under the tand what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, yeah, okay, good, okay. While you guys are doing that,
I've already moved on to the next story. Okay, what
so Blake Shelton and Taylor Sheridan, who is the guy
that started Yellowstone Yep, have created a new singing competition,
and just when you thought we've had enough, this one
is actually a really good idea.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's called The Road.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
So the idea is is that all of these up
and coming singers are going to pile into a tailor, yeah,
a van, trailer, a bus, whatever it is, and go
on tour. So they're going to show kind of like
the behind the scenes of what it's like to be
on the road, go and perform a few with other people.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, I think it's cool. It's a man judges and
stuff like that. Yeah, I mean it's a competition like
what like that, Like American Idol type put their touring.
It didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
So it's instead of a singing competition, it's more of
a real life situation.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Okay, the Road Yeah, wait was It's not a competition.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
It's a backstage pass into the gritty and I'm forgiving
life of a touring artist, so you get to see
what's going on. So it's not a competition competition, but
it's a singing a documentary sort of like a reality show.

Speaker 10 (17:13):
I would say that what happens whenever the show ends,
you just go home bye, guys.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
See all, yes, well, think about it like this.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
It's like a real world or something like that, Real
World or road Rules or something like that, where you
would be like, you're just living with these people.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
He's got a bradsplain for Victoria to understand. You know
what they do. You share your lumeration with the airline
and then they can find it fun. It's time to
catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show, Kim is

(17:44):
on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater and
she thinks that her husband of four years named Jack
might be messing around. So let's see if we can
help her out. Kim, Hi, what's up? What do you
think is going on? Oh?

Speaker 11 (17:55):
My husband, We've been married for years, we've been together
for seven We met right out of high school, and I.

Speaker 9 (18:07):
Mean, I've trusted him with my whole heart. He's really
been the only person I've been with. I haven't had
a lot of boyfriends or serious relationships up until him,
so like he's got my whole heart. I've trusted him completely.
We've had a really great relationship, like we do our
own things with friends, like on the same night we're

(18:32):
you know, I'm not super cleany or anything like. It's
just been a really cool relationship. He's hot, he's smart.
I love him. I'll always think he's hot, like I
just you know, so I really hope he's not. But recently,
on the nights when we go out with our friends,

(18:52):
he's been coming home later and later, and so that's
been sending off like major red flag for me because
normally we like, up until this past month, he would
be home around the same time I would, neither one
of us would stay out like super people late or whatever.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
And now he's.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
Coming in like at one am, two am and saying
that he was like just at a friend's house playing
video games. Like I'm like, okay, you know, and he'll
offer up like, well, you can call him, you know,
you can call my friend and ask it. It's like,
I know his friends are going to have his back
no matter what, So that doesn't mean anything. And I'm

(19:30):
just like giving a you know, I'm not really nagging him,
but he's like a little defensive right off the.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Bat around it.

Speaker 9 (19:38):
If I bring up how ladies coming in. So that's
the first red flag. So the second kind of major
ones is that So we have a group of friends,
a bunch of girls that we all hang out together.
Most of us have known each other since high school.

(19:59):
There's a few that are newer to our group, and
one girl who's sort of started hanging around more. This
girl Jazzmine. I am noticed like, first of all, she
complimented Jack a lot, like she thinks he's great, so
I know she kind of has a crush on him,
and somebody else has told me that she, you know,
feels bad because she has a crush on him or whatever. Well,

(20:20):
I've noticed like on the nights when I am going
out with my friends and he's going out with his friends,
that Jasmine isn't there, She's not doing girls night with
us on the nights that he's doing guys nights with
his friends. So that.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
Paranoid.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
I don't know, I feel I might be being paranoid,
but I know she's seeing somebody and she won't tell
us who, Like they're hooking up and stuff like that
that she's excited about and kind of uh spekative about,
you know, and won't really bite around or like integrate

(21:02):
and like a normal kind of relationship. So that has
got me also very suspicious.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Sure, so when you're going out for your girls' nights
and you notice that Jasmine's not there, do you say
anything to everybody else, like, oh, where's Jasmine?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
To kind of see like check the pulse a little bit. Yeah?

Speaker 9 (21:21):
Yeah, And that that's where I found out that she
was dating with somebody. And then one of my friends,
who know who, who knows her family and knows her
from way back, said that she can.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Be shady too, because.

Speaker 9 (21:36):
I did confide that I was feeling a little uh,
I don't know, my sight said those were going off
and they didn't want to make me, you know, so
worse about it, but they did confirm that she can
be shady, like she's not above that.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Well, you told us what grocery story, you guys are.
Rewards Card remembers that. So we'll play a song come back,
and then call them and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that Every month, we choose one
Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 9 (22:08):
Okay, Okay, thank you, I appreciate it, of course.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well play a song, come back and get your to
Catch a Cheater next. Right in the middle of to
Catch a Cheater, if you're just joining us, Kim is
on the phone, and Kim thinks that our husband of
four years might be cheating. So in a second, we're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at and say
that every single month, we choose one rewards card member

(22:32):
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
see if he sends those to Kim or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Kim, why don't you remind
everybody about your situation.

Speaker 9 (22:42):
Yeah, so, my husband four years has been coming home
later on nights when he would normally come home at the.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Same time I come home when we go out.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
With our friends separately. There's a new girl in our
group of friends who has stopped coming out with us
on those nights, and so I just feel a little suspicious,
said lady. He is actually with her and lying to
me about it and thinking that he's getting away with it.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Okay, you ready for us to call him. Yeah, here
we go. Hi, this is corrible calling from I was
looking for a rewards card member named Jack. Hi, Jack,

(23:39):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's lucky winner.

Speaker 9 (23:45):
Why not?

Speaker 8 (23:45):
Of what?

Speaker 9 (23:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
The flowers? Maybe you haven't heard. Every single month, we
choose one rewards card member at random. We gets free
flowers delivered from our foreward department. You've won thirty six
long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be sent to whoever you want. Oh,
if you know you want to send them to. I
can take the information over the phone in just a
matter of minutes.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Oh no, I have someone in mind.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
We'll start with the first and last name of the
person you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Uh, Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, got that Jasmine? And would you like to put
anything on a card to Jasmine?

Speaker 8 (24:22):
You can say.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
What happened last night?

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Question mark, I love you?

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Exclamation point?

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Got it? It's okay, Well.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
So what happened last night? You want to know what
happened last night?

Speaker 12 (24:39):
You want to know.

Speaker 9 (24:41):
What hasn't been broke down? And finally told me everything everything, Jack.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's your wife on the phone. This is actually the
Jubal Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubil Hi,
I'm Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria, and we do a segment
called to Catch a Teeter and I'll just yeah, so
what is going on?

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Hot one? He's going on here?

Speaker 9 (25:00):
Hey, what's going on? What do you think is going on?
You're busted, dude, you are busted.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
And you guys, I am sorry.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
I lied to you about knowing.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
I didn't know that she did.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
She just came clean to me. She told me everything Jack,
everything I needed to find out from him, no doubt,
and you all help me do that.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
I agree that it is.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
She told me everything, like every time you have lied
to me, every time that you have cheated with her
on me, and every time you came late.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
She Oh, Jasmine, your flower girl?

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Who do you think she is?

Speaker 9 (25:43):
You know who I'm talking about talking that Jasmine says.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Do you believe everything that Jasmine says?

Speaker 9 (25:51):
I believe that you're a pro and that you're a
liar and a cheater. I believe her. Everyone does that
because you've.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Been telling her.

Speaker 9 (26:00):
Believe that you are gonna believe.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
You believe that what Jasmine says. Crazy Jasmine, I do.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
I do.

Speaker 9 (26:07):
You want to know why, because she came and she
told me what was going on. She broke down crying
because she realized that you telling her that you love
her and that you're gonna leave me for her is
also a lie because you are a liar and a
cheat and a piece. So yeah, I do believe her.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
You did also just send her flowers with and I
love you also. Yeah, let's not set that you said it.

Speaker 9 (26:34):
You just that I love you on there like oh
my god.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
In Treble, you.

Speaker 9 (26:42):
Only like jokingly say love you, love you, love you,
my God. Due to the friend group you hardly know her,
I can actually I love them too.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I almost send them the flowers them too.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Then your logic, I might be. According to your logic,
I might be.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
What about Jasmine's logic, The one who came to your
wife and said that it's going on, the one you
send flowers to and said I love you big good.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
Mic and Ashley come and say that everything too as well. Well.
As a matter of fact, Ashley is here, as are
all of my friends, and we've done packed up all
your put it in a cute blocker and send it
to your mom's house.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
WHOA, why don't.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
You just move forward and get out of my life?
Because I am done?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
You're unnoticed here.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yes, he hung up, He's gone. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
Yeah, pretty devastating. Yeah, uh, it's just like, who does that?
Like just I'm just so surprised at how he yeah,
lying about it, like and not taking any not feeling bad.

(28:04):
He doesn't even feel bad. You can kind of like
he doesn't even feel bad.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Sorry.

Speaker 9 (28:11):
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely going to be some healing involved.
But at least I'm.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Not being played.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
I'll never be played like this again. I gave him
way too much trust.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Well, you'll find someone to give the right trust too. Well,
it sounds like you have a good support system too, thankfully.

Speaker 11 (28:28):
I do.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
I do have good friends except for Jasmine.

Speaker 11 (28:35):
Jasmin and I are going to ever be but I do.

Speaker 9 (28:38):
I do respect that she told me, and I'm glad
that she realizes what she was getting involved with and
who she was getting involved with. But yeah, I don't
think we'll be really.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Close friends ever.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Well, my friend group is pretty great.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Well that's good, and good luck with everything.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
Okay, thank you, and again I'm sorry for kind of
studying it up weird for you.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Well, you did what you had to do. I'm just
glad you. I'm just glad you got your answer. And
because he obviously would have continued to lie, it made
a conversation a lot easier.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, he needed to be called out for sure.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
Good luck, all right, thank you all.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater? Good morning? Can
I take your order?

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Am I gonna's tall?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Try it a large?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Black Coffee's large?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Black cock?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 9 (29:29):
No?

Speaker 5 (29:29):
I mean he means event Yeah. The biggest funny Venti.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Is large is twenty large is large.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
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Speaker 4 (32:12):
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Speaker 1 (32:13):
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Speaker 5 (32:15):
Good morning everyone?

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Speaker 9 (32:18):
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Yeah?

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Now she's trash talking.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Why we're normally rooting for Victoria, but now thank you today?

Speaker 12 (32:40):
And my kids says we're taking her down.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
So I have a lot writing.

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His name is Dylan.

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the studio. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Ready, Megan, Hi, already, Okay,
your time starts now. What is the speed of light?

(33:36):
Fast for than anything? Do a Lipa's song break My
Heart samples?

Speaker 7 (33:40):
What song.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Ah rocket Man?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
What is the name of the ship that brought the
pilgrims to America? What is the largest social network in
the world.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
O great time is uple bring Victoria back into the
studio and while she's getting settled and putting on her
headphones and stuff, Megan, what's something you would like the
world to know today?

Speaker 8 (34:12):
I'm gonna say that there's still a lot of good
in this world and think that you're.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
A part of it. Dope. Nice, That's very nice. That's
a good reminder. I love it. All of our contestants
are so positive. Like, it's very refreshing. It is nice.

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Almost every time someone's like, oh, everything's gonna be okay,
and I'm like, I didn't know it wasn't gonna be
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but which is interesting when you consider how people think
that the world is so terrible all the time, when
a majority of people have uplifting things to say.

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that happen, they always have in history, but the world
is mostly good, and our listeners are dope for pointing
that out. Thank you very much, Megan, Now ready to
beat down Victoria. Always come into these conversations. So great.
All right, Victoria, here we go. Yeah, thirty seconds to

(35:05):
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Megan outright
to win. Okay, okay, what are you laughing at? You said?
Just say passing? In my head, I don't know why
I heard. Help so that you can also say that too.
All right, Megan, you can tell Victoria when you.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
Go alright, ready, Yeah, what is the speed of light?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
What?

Speaker 9 (35:33):
Uh? Uh?

Speaker 13 (35:35):
Well?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
What?

Speaker 9 (35:37):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Pass? What is the speed of light? Ju Alipa's song
break my Heart samples? What song? Ah, that's messed up.
I don't know pass. What is the name of the
ship that brought the pilgrims to America that ones wanted
to say? A Titanic? I don't.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
What is the largest social network in the world. Who
played the character of Iron Man Robbi Danny June?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I didn't like this game. All right, let's send it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard. Producer Brad Victoria got one and Meghan
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Speaker 3 (36:22):
The speed of light is two hundred and ninety nine
point seven million meters per second.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
What even is that question? Anybody would have got that right?

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Do I'll leave a song break my Heart samples Need
You Tonight by an excess. The name of the ship
that brought the pilgrims to America is the Mayflower. Oh
dang it, I knew that.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
One.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
The largest social network in the world is Facebook. What
and the character that played Iron Man is Robert Downey Junior.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
People still use Facebook? Oh yeah, yeah, you use it
every day when you use Instagram. Yeah, but so that
means Instagram is bigger. No, it doesn't, child Facebook. There
are some people who still only use Facebook.

Speaker 10 (36:59):
Yeah, those things where a square can be a rectangle
but a rectangle can't be square.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, this isn't this is there's no gray area here.
This is Facebook's the largest social network here in the world.
So there are other parts of the world that don's
Instagram and they only have Facebook. Megan, thank you for playing. Yeah,
we play he verus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
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Speaker 14 (37:24):
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Speaker 1 (37:31):
Melissa is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Austin.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Melissa, how long has
it been since you heard from Austin.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
It's been about a week.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
So did you try to reach out to him?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
I have, Yeah, I mean I just kind of distinct
him for a wonder full time and I would love
to do it again soon, and I haven't heard of anything.
But I thought, you know, our date was really solid,
So I'm I'm really surprised.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Sure, why don't you tell us about the date?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Sure? Okay, Well we met on bumble. You know, I
was instantly.

Speaker 9 (38:15):
Attracted to him, just to.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Set you up, you know, just to know the backstory
a little bit before the date, Like you know, we
had talked for a couple of weeks, and you know,
we had some really great phone conversations, so like the
anticipation to meet in person was like super high. We
met at an indoor mini golf arcade place and we

(38:39):
like kissed right away.

Speaker 11 (38:41):
It was.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
It felt like we were magnets.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That's hot.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah, and I really haven't felt like something like this
before starks were flying. The date was just super hot
and exciting, so yeah, I didn't want the night to end.
And we went back to Austin. We started talking about
life while we're staring at the sky from his falcony,
and we hooked up. Okay, So yeah, like the chemistry

(39:15):
was just crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Right away. Describe like what happened there.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
So, since we were talking for a couple of weeks
and it was building up, I already felt really familiar,
like I've known him. So when I saw him waiting
for me at the front, I just like instantly like
ran up to him and he like scooped me up,
and it was like out of a movie on your.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh wow, okay, sounds like yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
Like that dirty dancing scene, you know, like were you
you know, and it just felt so spontaneous and we
just instantly felt super comfortable. You know, it was really sweet.
So anyway, I left in the morning, and you know,
I told him verbally like can't wait to see him again,

(40:07):
and you know he's I joked that, you know, he'd
better call me, and he said, of course, and.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
That was it.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
And I'm so confused.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Did anything happen like that would have made him not
call you back.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
I mean, the only thing that I can think about was, like,
I do have a kid, and I wasn't completely upfront
with him, but like I needed to know, like that
something was really there, that it really was real and
a students he met, Like I knew that it was.
It's just like a hard thing to slip in when

(40:46):
you're on an amusing at. But as I was leaving,
I told him, I fee, I need to.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Get home for my kid and okay, and that's the
first heard.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Yeah yeah, And I checked it. Why I didn't like
really want to get into it, just because I really
was in a rush. But I felt like maybe he
was like processing that news as I was leaving. I
don't know what he seemed like he internalized it, but
it seemed like we you know, I did say let's
talk about it next time, and it seemed like that

(41:21):
was definitely a conversation like I'm open to having and
it felt like he's someone that would also be open
to having that conversation. That's just why I'm just surprised,
because he seems like a really open person.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Well, you could be processing though, because you know, if
real feelings are starting to develop at that point, then
you really have to ask yourself like, Okay, you know
what role am I going to play with somebody that
has a child?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Like, how does that work? We'll see. We'll play a
song come Back, and then call him and see what
ho tells why he's ghosting you, maybe get you another date.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Okay, okay, all right, that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
All right, we'll play a song come back, get your
first follow up next. Right in the middle of your
first date follow up, if you're just joining us, Melissa
is on the phone and Melissa is getting ghosted by Austin.
So we're about to call him and see if you'll
tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get her another day.
But first, Melissa, why don't you catch us up on

(42:14):
your situation?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Yeah, so I met this incredible guy off of Bumble.
We talked for a couple of weeks. We went on
this like mind blowing date. We hooked up. The chemistry
was off the cart and lo and behold. I listen,
when I'm walking out the door, I auld get home
to my kid, and I feel like I sleep him out.

(42:38):
And I haven't heard from him since. And it's been
a week.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Because that was the first time that you told him
that you had a kid, was when you were leaving.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Yes, but I do feel like we, you know, coming
in hot with our chemistry. I just felt like it
wasn't ever the right time to really unpass that. But
I feel like that's what a second seat would before.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him? Yes, Okay,
here we go. Hello, I may speak to Austin please. Yeah, Austin,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Man?

Speaker 1 (43:17):
This is Jewbel. I'm calling from a radio show. It's
called The Jebel Show. Hi, Austin, I'm Nina also on
the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
That's been overwhelming.

Speaker 7 (43:26):
How are you good?

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Good?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
So I'm on the call with three people here.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, yeah, have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?
I believe so well, we do a segment on the show.
It's called the first eight follow Up. That's where if
you go out on a date with somebody and then
you end up ghosting them, that person can ask us
to email you and ask why you're ghosting. And we
got an email about you, Austin, you have any idea
who it would be.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
If I feel like you do, I feel like it's
probably Melissa.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
You are correct sir, So you're intentionally ghosting her.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
I don't know if I would use the word ghosting
kind of yeah, I did put some space there and
didn't call her.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Do you mind telling us why she wants to know?

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Man, it's kind of complex. I feel like when people
want to get together that they should have a clean
space for each other, you know what I mean. So
she's got she's got a whole situation going on with her.
I don't know if she if she lives with her,
she has if she has a kid. I always say

(44:28):
this without putting any story in. So we we stay
stayed together at my place, and it was like in
the morning, I'm half asleep because we you know, we
have some drinks, had a good time, and her phone's
going off and constantly and I and I'm like, is
that my phone?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
No, no, oh, it's hers okay, and you know she's
texting and doing whatever. And then she picks up the phone.
She thinks I'm asleep, I'm sure, and she's like whispering,
but she's like she sounds really tense, like someone is
barking at her on the phone. And I hear her
saying like oh, no, no, no, I have too much
to drink when I'm staying at her time's house. I'll
be home soon, and I was like like what, And

(45:04):
then before she hangs up, I could hear it be
like you two, which to me was like somebody just
said I.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Love you, right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
And so I'm standing there like like what up.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
I don't know if I can cuss on the radio,
but like a, you know, I'm waiting for her to
maybe tell me something. And then she she tells me
she has to get home to her kid, which, okay,
you have a kid. I don't know why you're telling
me now, and you can tell me earlier, but I mean,
it's not going to make me ghost you. But so
I'm waiting there for her to explain further. But then
she just leaves, and I'm like, is she going home

(45:37):
to my husband and it's work a baby daddy.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
She said something about a baby daddy, like I'm oh,
I'm so sorry my baby daddy for waking you up
or whatever. She kind of briefed it out like it
meant nothing, and I'm like, you're telling me that you're
answering the phone from your baby daddy. Clearly you're going
home to him, and that's a whole situation. But kid, though,
you know the conversation that she was happy, I couldn't

(46:02):
make out exactly what she was saying, but clearly there's
this guy who's borderline yelling at her as she's like, no,
I'm sorry, no, no, I just got drunk. I'm staying
at her friends. I'll be home soon. I heard her
say i'll be home soon. That's really messy. And I
had a great time with her and it was a
very passionate day and we really hit it off. Oh shocked,
I said, wow, so you're getting involved with me. It's

(46:24):
so intense, but you have a whole situation happened.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, thanks for telling us. I appreciate it, and now
I'll let you know that she's actually on the phone
listening and talk to you.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Hi, Austin, Yeah, yeah, I mean this was my idea
to have you on the radio, so I wanted to
hear your side of the story. All I can say
is that, yes, my child's father. You know, he is
still in love with me, and I just felt like

(46:56):
it's best right now to keep him happy while you know,
we have our son, so I play along, but we
are definitely not together.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
So he thinks you're together.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Our kids, you know, because we want to have a
family unit for him. And it's not scared our kid
just because we didn't work out that we have a
divided family that you're with him. Yeah yeah, Well, like
I said, like it's for our kid right now. It's

(47:34):
a temporary situation until it changes.

Speaker 9 (47:39):
Well listen, listen.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Obviously we have a great time and we connect at
a very deep level physically, we're drawn to each other,
like I can't even explain it with words. It's very
noble that you put your child first, but at the
end of the day, you basically have a boyfriend. He
thinks that all you have to do is work harder
to get you. If he's not all the way there.

(48:01):
It is just so dramatic.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
It's like, like, for what's he knows that that's what
you say.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
That's what you say. And with all due respect, men
don't see it like that. They see it as you're
just adjusting and he's going to eventually get you. And
at the end of the day, you know, I know
you say you're playing along, but obviously he said I
love you and you said you too.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
So no matter what you do, yeah, I do the person.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
That's going to be an awkward thing to hear anyway
you're laying next to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I think if you clean up your situation, it takes
a little bit of growing and you make final what
the relationship is with him, Like if you're not with him,
he has to know that and he can't think there's
a chance and hit me up sometimes. But Melissa's let
me ask you one question. Do you do you sleep
in the same bed with him?

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Melissa, I'm not gonna lie to you. Yes, but it's
square kids.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Okay, so you have no business even talking to me.
And that sucks to say because I had a great
time with you, but you'd have nobody.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
I just know that I won't find chemistry like we
have ever done. And I hate to see that guy
and I feel like I know how to shoot my shot.
I guess you know, so you know I tried.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Well, Austin, would you like to go out with and
listen again? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
I can't do that right now. I mean, in a year,
if things change.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Call me back up, give us a free date.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
But right now I respect that.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
And you know I'll clean up my situation and I
hope you don't meet someone else, and I'll call you
however long it takes. You know, I'll circle back.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Good luck, guys, thank you. How many times have your
life have you wish somebody could help you with some advice.
We've all been there before. We're dealing with something for
the first time and we don't know how to navigate it. Well,
guess what, somebody on this show is experiencing a first
and they need your help. And that's why we'll check

(50:09):
in with the show and what all of us need
help with right after this. It's a jubile show. Your
heart is true, you are everyone. The biggest gift would

(50:37):
be from me and the car attached would say, every
iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the
Jebil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show
with your drunken Mina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who lives next door and pops by every once

(50:58):
in a while to ask if we would purchase some
magazine subscriptions so she can send Stuart her Petsy Otter
to dance camp. Our social media producer Gabby, he's a
really talented dancer. Also our producer Brad, he's a dad.
Hey there, tiger. And then there's me. I'm Jewbil and
this is the Jewbil Show, and this is the time
a week where we find out what's going on in

(51:20):
our lives. And you know what's up with you this week?
So I have leveled up my life.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I am a self proclaimed sleepy girl, and I have
just unlocked a new way to take naps at work.
Oh my god, I do tell So don't you even
judge me when you think I'm in another studio recording
I'm taking a nap.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
You literally tell everyone no one thinks we never do napping. Okay, Well,
I'm a good communicator.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Anyways, I'm driving a new car, which is very spacious,
and I just realized that the backseat of this car
is like a little twin bed. I can just dope,
go ahead and roll on down to my Mini Cooper.
But it's not an any Cooper. It's a Countryman suv
like Cooper car.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah, it's a cool Mini Cooper. Where is it from
Seattle Mini? Seattle Mini?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Okay, yeah, so from Seattle Mini. It's the Countryman. It's
super hot.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
But the back seat is like a twin seat, like
a twin bed. So I just have my like puffy
jacket that's a pillow and my blanket ready to go
at any time. I've had the best nap in the
middle of the day the other day, and I came
back and I worked like a boss.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
So you heard it. Head down to Seattle Mini. Get
yourself one of the Countrymen. It doubles as a bed.
You can take naps at work and be fully rested
all day long. Oh yeah, I'm so productive, leveled up.
Fell at me bro.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Today I learned that Nina discovered sleeping in a car. Well,
you know, it is luxurious.

Speaker 13 (52:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
So much, I believe. So Victoria, what's up with you
this week?

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I need help? Why are you laugh at that? Okay?

Speaker 10 (52:52):
Okay, well, no, the thing is, I have someone really
close to me who's going through a breakup for the
first time.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Oh yeah, and we all know I've been through zero.
So I was trying to like be supportive. Ever had
a boyfriend or anything? Okay, No, I haven't. But when
you put it like that, it's like in the history
of your dating life, not been okay, history of it.
I mean, well, there's a slim history, but nothing. You're
going to be selective. I want to make sure I
was clare on that that you know, never had a boyfriend.

(53:20):
I'm moving on. Hold on a second, I need to
hold on. She's very selective. You've never had a boyfriend? Right? Correct?

Speaker 6 (53:26):
My?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Okay, okay, so you have to help you.

Speaker 10 (53:29):
Sure, we don't want to go over it one more time,
all right, but you but.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
You're trying to help somebody who's going through a breakup,
and that's got to be difficult if you haven't been
break up before.

Speaker 10 (53:39):
I want to be supportive, but I don't like my
only way of supporting, like I just made joke. I
was making jokes and I was like, oh, like it's okay,
there's putty a fish in the sea, like ah, like
the only way to get over someone old is to
get on someone new.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
And I'm like, oh, wait, you're not in the mental
state to do that.

Speaker 10 (53:52):
Don't that's not And like they're like almost crying, like
you're going to go to the bar and find someone new.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I'm like, no, that's not what i'man. Please don't do that. Wait,
no until sorry, and I just I was it was bad,
And then I.

Speaker 10 (54:02):
Tried taking some other jokes and it's just like they
landed flat, like I couldn't tell if they were just
like quiet or wanted to cry.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
And I'm like, oh my god, I don't know what
to do. And looks like some of these helms you
want to know how you help somebody through a breakup, Yeah,
I look about just cracking jokes about their circumstances. I
tried googling AI, but that didn't give me anything.

Speaker 9 (54:19):
It's a.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I'm like, I don't know, but you're.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
So good with us in the studio, Victoria. You've consoled
me many times and you did a good job. Thank
you up the person and.

Speaker 10 (54:31):
You're really good at that. Yeah, but they weren't like
in the headspace to be gassed up. Like they were
still in the headspace where it's like I want to
be sad, like it's like this sucks, Like why is
this happened? I still want to be with that person
In my head, I'm like, old, I'm just be with
a person, but you can't be with the person, so
I don't be I don't be with the person. I'm like,
there's Ai again, and I'm like, oh gosh, you guys,
I'm the kind of person you go to if you

(54:51):
want to like go dream tequila, Like, I'll get.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
You over that part. Okay, that's a great way to
help someone through a breaker. It is, actually it is.
I just don't know the other part. But do they
need help?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Well, did they just need somebody to listen to them
complain and talk about all the good and bad stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Just be a good listener. Well that's what I was doing.
But I didn't know how to cheer them up. It's
not your job. Well, I don't want to be cheered up,
but I want to cheer them up, tickle them right
in the middle of when they're crying the hardest. Just
walk up and start tickling their sides. It works every time. Yeah,
I'm gonna get against and look, everybody, it's our social

(55:26):
media producer Gavvy. Stop them buy Hey what somebody hear
this week? Gabby?

Speaker 14 (55:30):
Not a whole lot the boys, if you don't know.
I live with my husband and our two male friends,
and the boys have completely taken over the living room.
It's fantasy football season, all in multiple leagues. So one
of our TV's is constantly be playing football. And I
said one of one of our TV's because they moved
another TV into the living room.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Gavvy's newly married, yes, and living in a frat house.
And then you Call Duty just dropped, and that second
TV is constantly to come visit. Actually, yeah, they are
single ladies, my two roommates that watch football and play
Call of Duty constantly.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Maybe just hang out with me with some of you
this week. Yeah, I've been One of my favorite things
to do on the planet is play with my daughter.
And I really miss like childhood games, you know what
I mean, Like all those games used to play and
I want to start like a hide and Seek league.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
It's just that the good players are hard to find,
thank you very much. Hide and seekly actually would be
a good time.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
But I know I've also just been feeling a little
bit off lately. I'm like tired, and I think my
posture is bad. But that's just a hunch.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Wow, what's going on with you? Not much, except I
think I figured out how to cure a stye in
your eye yesterday. Oh yeah, my own research find. I
woke up yesterday and I had a stye on my
lower eyelid, which is bad for me because my face

(57:13):
is how I make money, right, But no, but I
had a sigh in my eye. We left it. And
then last night I was like, what what do I
What do I do for the stye?

Speaker 9 (57:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
And so I had grape leafs, fermented grape leafs, you know, like, yeah,
grape leaves. I put grape leafs in the microwave and
then I put them over my eye for a while.
What did sting a little bit? But does my sty
look a little bit better today? Still red? Yeah, I
cured it. I don't know if that's true. Did you
find that the grape leaf was supposed to help?

Speaker 13 (57:42):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Grape?

Speaker 9 (57:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I just did it? Okay, Okay, Yeah, so I heat
it up grape leaves and put them on my face.
I don't know if it worked or not.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Walk through this fermented grape laying around, Yeah, first of all,
those are Second of all, you're like, you know where
these fermented.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Grape leaves to go? Right on my eye? Definitely that
would be good for the sy I kind of followed
you though. There's antioxidants in the way it up is
right in the house. Who has oh really delicious? You
wrap them up and you put like meat and rice
the use It's time for Nina's what's trending. So poor
Man's Silver is trending.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Poor man Silver is essentially mercury glass pieces, but that's
what they used to call it back in the eighteen
forty nine. So it's trending because Target is bringing a
new collection of mercury glass pieces for people that are
into like the vintage vibes, especially when you're decorating for
the holiday.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
It's just for your house.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
They're like like stars, like pretty like stars that you
can like dress up or like little glassware that you.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Can put camba decoration. Okay, so I don't think we
should be drinking out of mercury. My bad, I'm talking
about like decorations. Oh okay, I just think it's so cute.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
It's called poor Man Silver, but it's honestly one of
the most like sought after things. So if you're into it,
they plan on it selling out at Target, so that move.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Imagine paying thirty dollars for a candle holder out of
poor Man's silver, right, Like it's supposed to be poor
Man silver. It's that cost two dollars. It's gonna cost
thirty as a Target.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
But I think that's also part of my appeal. Don't
you know what this is called. I spent a lot
of money on it to.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Make sure that I have it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Britney Spears, speaking of money, just paid her last final
child support payment of twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Why is she paying that much? She's because she's.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Very rich and her ex, Kevin Federline, her baby daddy.
She's got two sons if you didn't know this, and
so her youngest just turned eighteen. So for their entire lives,
Kevin Feederline has been receiving twenty thousand dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
WHOA in child support? I wonder why we hadn't heard
from him. It's because there's no reason for him to
do any exactly. I would feeder line it all day long.
Yeah I was getting that much a month now. Yeah,
fetter line a bibit. Dang, I know what's he gonna do?
You need to get a job. I hope he was
saving because then I think he's got more kids out there,

(01:00:04):
so he's still getting paid for having kids.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I think he's gotten everybody pregnant. Like I know, he's
got a couple baby I think he's got a couple
baby mamas. I believe that's true. I think he's with
the volleyball girl. I think after Britney Spears he ended up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Don't know if he got married or whatever, but it's
this woman that plays volleyball, and I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I think they did have a couple of kids. And
there's another one name shar Jackson was Oh that was
the first one, right, he does have a couple of
baby mama does good memory. There's one person I know
it's Kevin, but he's living my dream, you know, just
knock people up and just coase better line.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
And lastly, there's a new proposal for new York City
to create a or build a new skyscrapers that looks
like a giant paper clip.

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
What why?

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
So the problem is is that some people believe that
it will ruin New York City's skyline. But it is
called the Big VND and it looks like a giant
paper clip, and it would become the tallest building in
the US. So right now, the tallest building in the
world is one in Dubai that's twenty seven and two feet.

Speaker 9 (01:01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Wow, look, could you come through with stuff today? I
want to jump off at one time, like with a parachute. Yeah, yeah, jump.
That makes me nervous. Yeah. When I get that fetter
line money, it's I'm going building.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
That's what he does with the money that he got.
But it's going to be hollow on the inside and
then just be big bent but two thousand feet tall?

Speaker 9 (01:01:26):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Why is what?

Speaker 10 (01:01:28):
Why are you building a building that's going to be
hollow on the Endsie, what's the point of the building?

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
I don't know. They're saying it's going to be one
of the most structurally influential buildings in Manhattan.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
How you can't do anything in it? So it's like
a piece of art. Then basically like that's like a yeah,
there's got.

Speaker 10 (01:01:45):
To be some stuff in it, it's got to be
somewhat functional. But if you look at it, you have
to go to a different building that's even close to
the height. But if it's gonna be taller than all
the other buildings here, I can't even see the tallest
part you just look up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Could you imagine?

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
If you like, you're you built the World Trade Center,
which is the tallest building in New York, right, or
you built whatever the tower is in Chicago and you
get beat by a paper clip. That is the ultimate
troll move.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah it is. I mean, I love it. It's pretty cool.
The Big Bend. Come on, we can't come up with
anything originally. Big Bend will like suit for that. I'd
be more impressive and built a huge piece of paper
to put in it. Cool. We've seen big buildings and
get it. We know you can do that now, but
I've never seen a huge piece of paper that big.

(01:02:32):
He's got betterline money in China. That's what's trending. Jubiles
dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty
little secret. I do Yay, what is it?

Speaker 12 (01:02:47):
I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me,
and I didn't know how to confront the situation because
I'm I'm like a kind of a person. I don't
like thaive our names. I really wanted to give him that.

Speaker 7 (01:03:06):
So I took his toothbrush and scrubbed it all around
the black step of the toilet.

Speaker 9 (01:03:15):
Oh my goodness, man, man, I watched him brush and teeth.
I just felt so satisfied.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
I bet it's always the quiet ones. Yeah, every time
he get so many people do things with toothbrushes. Yeah,
new fear unlocke, yeah, big time. How is there not
any like black stuff on the toothbrush?

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
After?

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
Oh, because I just switched it around in the middle
fight like it's like this down Like I scrubbed the
top of that too, and there was something from like,
you know, asthroom whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
I'm not I'm thinking that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Gosh, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Oh my god, I did not.

Speaker 9 (01:04:12):
Sell nobody else. Was so feared that someone was following me,
because oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
God, this is the safe place girl. You saved.

Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I have a great rest of your someone else to.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
Have.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Hello, Hi, hey you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (01:04:34):
I do I do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
So I hate hoarding and I hate spending money.

Speaker 13 (01:04:41):
But every holiday season I will go on Amazon and
I'll go crazy on decorations, and then after the holiday
is over, I just return it all and get all
my money back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
N nothing gets ruined, and you just put them back
in the bags and it's easy.

Speaker 11 (01:04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:05:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:05:00):
I keep all the boxes in the garage, I keep
everything that came with it, and then I just tell
my kids, don't touch this pile.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
And then after the holidays, I'll pack everything up right
how I came.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
And then I go to the post office and they
scam our little QR codes and off it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
That's a handy dirty little secret things, but there really
is dirty. I have a good one. What's your dirty
little secret.

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