Most Awkward New Years Kiss Story Ever?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, do you want to hear about the most awkward

(00:01):
New Year's kiss ever? Yes, of course you do, so
guess what You're in luck? Okay, because our very own
Victoria Ramires is all grown up.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Now, it's not the most awkward.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It just apparently she pressed her lips against someone else's
to celebrate the calendar turning twenty twenty five, and it
might be one of the most awkward New Year's kisses
you've ever heard about.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Also that tracks.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
If you have a weird New Year's kiss story, feel
free to call us eight eight eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one, and you'll hear about Little Vicky's big
New Year's kissing.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Right after this.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's the Jubil Show. I have to apologize. I am
so sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Here we are.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We were already more than a few days into twenty
twenty five, and I'm sure, as a faithful listener to
this show, you're feeling slighted and wondering why we haven't
shared a New Year's kiss yet. Make that good right now,
so wherever you are, your eyes puck her up, your
big old buttercup.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Facision. That was good, so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
If that wasn't awkward enough. You're about to hear about
one of the weirdest New Year's kisses ever, and it
happened to none other than our own Victoria Ramirez.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
A little bit of background on little Vicky. This is
her first real job. She's never had a boyfriend. She
does go on the apps and set updates and then
ghost guys like crazy and still wonders why she's not
the most successful in the love department.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, but on New Year's.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Eve, the group text for the show got one text
from Victoria and all it said was, guys, I had
a New Year's kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was very happy. Is it a stranger? Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
More to the story and we'll let Victoria tell you.
So tell us about your magical New Year's kiss.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, I first need to say, first off, I've never
had a New Year's kiss before, and so going into
this New Year's we were going to go out me,
my friend Carson and his boyfriend Kyle, and so I
was like, guys, I want a New Year's kise, Like
that's what I want from a stranger this year, and
they're like, okay, we're gonna get it for you, and
so I was hiding up. I was ready. We go
to every straight bar in our neighborhood and the line

(02:30):
is all the way down the block for everyone, like
we weren't getting into any of them, and we went
to I think four of them, and so we didn't
know what to do. And my friend Carson was Victoria,
we need to get to your New Years kiss, like
we will do it.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
We guys, you were hounting around the city for a
bar where you could find somebody who would kiss you.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I wanted to get into a barcause you didn't buy
any tickets for like a party, and that just was
a I okay, ye no, it was so then we
didn't know what to do, and we kind of we
got a stamp at the bar that we know normally
someime to go to where we just like to dance.
And then, let me tell you, I'm not gonna find
a really hot guy to get there.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It is a gay bar, and.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I mean, yeah, you're with two gay guys and you're like,
I'm gonna go find a kiss.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
They're very supportive.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
We love to dance and like that one's just so
much fun to dance at. And so we went into
that one, and I was a little sad, but they
just had to go to the bathroom. Mind you, there
was no line for that bar.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Was like, what, that's surprising. Yeah, that is surprising, That's
what I said. And then we went.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
So we go into that bar, we go to the bathroom,
and we're just talking. I'm a little sad. I'm like,
maybe we just cut my losses. It's fine, Like we'll
just dance here. And then one of Kyle Carson's boyfriend
was like, well, Victoria, like we are in a gay bar.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
You can open your options up. It's true. I'm getting
that desperate, just like eleven thirty at this point.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
So by thirty minutes, I was like, I'm not getting
in anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
If you switch teams, let's see. Yeah, so I was like,
I guess.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I was like no, like I want to kiss a
really hot guy. So then I told we made a plan,
and our plan was to just go to any bar
I wasn't gonna get anyways. So I would stand outside
of the bar and there's a lot of people standing
outside the bar, so my chances were pretty high at
that point, and I can just find someone on the
street to kiss.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
So why you look at me? And he is looking
at me like what is this plan? I just don't
get the plan, but I like the ending. Keep going
so a face that her like, what are you doing?
Just going think about this.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
If this wasn't Victoria, and if it was some fifty
year old dude, just look outside of bars and just
wait in line.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's not what she found. Yeah, okay, it's a desperate
cheek is outside.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
So I just picture you stumbling over your feet walking
back and forth between these bars and being like, is
anybody there?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, don't worry, that happened. It was okay.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
So we walk out of the gay bar, which I
was very happy about because I told my friends was like,
oh my gosh, guys, y'all left a gay bar to
go help me find the nearest kiss. And they're like, yeah,
yeah they did, and they did have it on at midnight.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
A start to share your New Year's kiss and then
look over and see Victoria.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Staring at you, well, doing that thing that you do
in elementary school where you're practice kissing on your arm.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I mean they could have just kissed you too, I mean,
what's the big deal.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Well?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I did kiss Carson also, but that wasn't I want
a really hot eye to kiss too, Okay, So okay, okay,
So we leave the gay bar and we walk down
the street and we just hop in a random line.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now the Linos are on the block, so I guess
I have your taser with you. JU kiss me?

Speaker 7 (05:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (05:41):
The different text message guys, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
The car, so you're hunting for your New Year's You've kiss?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
And I go to a Lino bar and I was like, Okay,
these guys in front of me are kind of cute.
My friend Carson's like, let me go justcho about the lines.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Anyone cutter? And I was like, okay, you do that because.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Like you, you're drunk also, but just in case.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
And so he comes back and he goes no one
else is keyed or honestly like they're pretty cute guys.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, at this point, how close it.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Was like fifty eight We had like two minutes we
were putting it very closely, danced a little bit too
long in that bar. Yeah, I was getting really nervous.
They were saying how they wanted to yell out, like
oh my gosh, one minute left, who's gonna kiss?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Are very hot and extremely attractive friend right here, and
I was like, please do not do that. That's gonna
make it worse. So they didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
But then it got down to one minute and they
were like it's okay, Victoria, we're gonna start this and
like start what're like one minute everybody?

Speaker 4 (06:38):
One minute?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
New Years is almost here, like find your person kiss
and I was like, oh god, oh god. So then
it hits to midnight.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I look over and like they're kissing, which I'm like,
pop off, guys, like I love you too, So they kissed,
and then the people in front of me there was
two girls and three guys I think, but I couldn't talk.
There were three or two guys, so the two At first,
my thought was I can't kiss any of these guys.
They have girlfriends, Like, I'm not someone who's about to like,
if you're with the girl, I'm gonna assume that your
girlfriend who's like touching kind of And okay, So there's

(07:10):
three and two and then you are the odd one out.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So did you take the third guy?

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Well?

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I couldn't see him at first, but then in front
of me I saw that what.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Were your friends doing at this point? Well, it was midnight.
They bad for you. Oh, I had forgotten about Victoria.
At this point. They're just making out.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
They did a really cute kiss, like he like jumped
into his arms, and I'm like, that's cute. And I
was watching. The guy who was left out looked at
me and I looked at him. Oh okay, but no,
one didn't need We did.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Nothing happen. So this is so annoying. Keep going. I
don't even understand nothing happened.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
And I looked at him and he looked at me,
and I got scared, so I looked away. And then
my friend Carson looks at me after and he's like,
I'll give you a kiss, and so he gives me
like a pack and I'm like thinks, and he's like,
it's a kabatoria.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I hate needs. Anyways, it's a stupid.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You know what. We'll just like take a shot at
my apartment and we'll go back to dancing.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I was like yeah. They started walking away and.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I was like, guys, no, I'm going to get this
New Year's kiss if this is gonna happen, And so
I stood my ground and I got really nervous, and
I was like, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it, Like,
do you need us to ask him for you?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm like no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Carson was like, she needs to do this by herself.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Let her do it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
So then I take two steps, it's like a two
step walk to him, and I my head's like I'm
gonna tap him on the shoulder and just be like, Hi,
I'm so sorry to bother you, like my in Victoria,
like will you be I don't know why that's my
first thought, but instead I tapped him. The only thing
that came out of my mouth was Hi, weavy, my
New Year's kiss. And so then he's like it's cute. Yeah,
So he kissed me, and I don't know why. The
first thought out of my head after was to shake

(08:43):
his hand and be like thank you so much, like.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Thanks happening years.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
And then we ran down the street pleasure doing business
so much.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
What in the world.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
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(09:29):
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Every morning with double phone franks.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Are you guys caught up on the Blake Lively and
Justin Baldoni legal war?

Speaker 12 (13:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, no, please, yeah please, I need to the details.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
It's getting a little bit wild because there have been
multiple lawsuit that have been filed kind of intellects about
and now they're suing each other. They both filed lawsuits
on New Year's Eve, so Blake had already filed one
back in California, kind of talking about the fact that
he had some sexual misconduct on the set of their
movie and then also by weight shaming her and all
that kind of stuff. Now, Justin also filed a lawsuit

(14:19):
now claiming that The New York Times was negligent and
how they reported on the whole thing and not balancing
both sides. So he doesn't necessarily have any defense other
than in my opinion, this is my opinion, other than
saying that he didn't do those things, and it's just
coming after any media outlet that is reporting on it
and saying that it's false because she released text messages

(14:39):
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yes, well he did also, and they both did in
both of their suits. But then she also filed a
second lawsuit, Yes she did. She filed a schedule lawsuit.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
This one also mirrors the one that she filed in California,
doubled downing on what she said before, so allegedly he
walked into her dressing room without being invited, and then
again all of this other stuff. And then they're bringing
Ryan Reynolds into the situation because Justin says that he
was berated by him and like kind of verbally assaulted
by him because he was so angry and defending Blake.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
So I pay for that, I mean, Ryan Reyndolds is
you know, he's a handsome man.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, but imagine it gets mad very fast.

Speaker 10 (15:18):
Either.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
He seems like such a calm person. You probably had
to be really mad. Well, he's defending his wife.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
But I don't think you can necessarily sue somebody for
just yelling at you, can you?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
No, not in America. Well, yeah, I don't know. He's
bringing that kind of stuff into it.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
So while I asked if you were caught up even
telling you all of that, do you feel caught up?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Because it's very confusing.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I saw a lot of TikTok videos of people explaining
the lawsuits, and I'm like, oh, cool, now I don't
have to like look at them.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
But also it's like I don't I don't really know
what's going on, not how you should get your news.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Yeah, that's fair, but it's a lot. It's a lot,
he said, she said, And they're both very upset. And
it sounds like so far Justin's getting the brunt of
it because he got dropped by his management company or
that were representing him after all of this stuff came out.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well, because has Blake Lively ever caused a stink ever
in her career? Ever? No? What?

Speaker 4 (16:03):
What what would what would be the benefit to her
to go through all this trouble after she worked on
a project like this, What would be the benefit nothing
but justice?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
So a mom on kind of on Lively side on.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
That, I feel like I am too, unless there is
just an extreme miscommunication and you know how some people
just don't get their points across ever correctly, and that
could be Justin if he was defending himself wrongly.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I've never heard anything about Blake Lively being difficult to
work with or anything like that, you know, I think I've.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Really heard it about Justin either. But yeah, I mean, yeah,
I don't think Blake would be doubling down so hard
if there wasn't true.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
True lawsuits. You're not just blowing money like that for
no reason.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah, So if we're saying that's also just like a
it's kind of like the Giant of Amber heard thing,
Like it's a public at this point, it's like turned
too like a public image thing.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Ye, well for sure becomes defense.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, but I mean that makes sense to me too, though. Yeah,
that's your livelihood. Everything that you do kind of is
way to buy what the public thinks of you.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Her Blake livelihood.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
All I want to know is there's a video of
Ryan Reynolds yelling at that dude. I want to see
it because that's got to be the most lovable yelling ever.
I know's he's really mad, like he's super Mapple, also
so cute doing it, like cracks a joke in there too. Yeah, exactly.
I can't believe he just said that because it kind

(17:20):
of felt good but also bad. He insulted me, but
it felt really good. But you cross the lawn.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't think there's any I love you in that way.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Speaking of lawsuits, we got another one. Apple is willing
to pay ninety five million dollars in a settlement over
the Sirie eavesdropping situation.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
She does, of course, hold on. Apple is not admitting guilts,
of course, not that you're saying standard.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
That's not what they're saying. They're just saying that they're
willing to spend the money because they've been accused of
having series Virtual assistant evesdropping on people, going through your phones,
all that kind of stuff. But they're not admitting it.
They're just willing to pay ninety five months.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, But I Siri, do you eavesdrop on conversations.

Speaker 9 (18:04):
Is the act of secretly or stealthily listening to the
private conversation.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
She dodged the question She dodged the questions like a
solid politician. She trained her correctly.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
We got to keep asking because I've recently started using
Siria a lot more.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's really nice.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
It was actually pretty hilarious yesterday Victoria tried to use
Siri for like twenty minutes. She could have just googled
the things she was asking her.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
What are you asking what?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
It was?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
All right, well that's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
By the way, while you guys are saying all that,
Sirih was, can continue listening the little Siria.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Ball was on my serial.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, she's definitely listening, and she's probably real pissed now
said it's time.

Speaker 7 (18:37):
To catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Pamela is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year
named Jason might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Pamela, Sorry, you're going through it,
but why do you think Jason's cheating?

Speaker 9 (18:53):
So we have been together a year, me and Jason
and we got together though, because we have a mutual footprint.

Speaker 11 (19:01):
That him up with me, and so our mutual.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
Friend very much knows that, like he was in a
pretty serious relationship before me, he was still getting over
his act for quite some time after they were together,
and so it was only after when he felt like
he was over her and ready to move on that
she kind of set us up together. So it definitely
wasn't like a rebound. But you know, I obviously know

(19:24):
he was ready to move on, but there clearly was
an act that they split very amicably and like they
got along. It wasn't nasty, and so you know, I
was at peace with that, and so we started dating
and it's actually been a really fun like we're getting
along fantastic. He honestly has the biggest heart I've ever
met in any human being ever, Like, you know, he'll
just drop everything in a moment's notice that if I

(19:46):
need him.

Speaker 11 (19:47):
He's just super nice.

Speaker 9 (19:48):
I mean, honestly, he could be even too nice, but
he's really really nice. So that being said, you know,
knowing he's super nice. And so now two months ago
he asked me to move in. We actually moved in
together months ago Jason is not a complete slob.

Speaker 11 (20:04):
He's for a dude, He's probably relatively normal.

Speaker 9 (20:07):
I just happen to be like an insane OCD meat creak,
Like I am.

Speaker 11 (20:11):
Definitely tidying up after everything all the time. It just
makes me happy. I was in Jason's uh so, in
his office.

Speaker 9 (20:18):
He had just a ton of random maile lying around
all over his office desk, a couple of receipts. I
don't even know why I looked, but they were just
all over and so I'm looking at the receipt and
each receipt is just really random, and they started It's
like really weirding.

Speaker 11 (20:34):
Me out there.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
There was like a bunch of them in the past
two weeks. One receipt like he was even on a trip.
Like one receipt was showing that he had bought locks,
and I'm like, okay, that's kind of random.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Or like salmon, no, yeah, not lost, like.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
Salmon, like door lock. And at first I'm like, maybe
our own home, like changing a lot, I don't know.
And then another receipt recently was for a brand new phone.
He's already got a phone and he's never didn't tell
me anything about that. I still like, I think that's
pretty big, like if you think be changing the phone
like new number.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
And then the one that really started worrying.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
Me and creeping me out is that he had a
receipt that had like a stun gun and pepper spray, Like.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
What the fuck's weird?

Speaker 9 (21:17):
Yeah, like why he's not a small dude, Like why
is he buying a sun gun and a pepper spray?
He can take care of himself, Like we work and
live in a fairly nice like pretty nice neighborhood, and
it's we don't hang out with other Like I don't
know if him hanging out with any other girls who
would need these things, so like they were just very
random to me, So I did. I will say I

(21:39):
did have the guts to kind of like ask him
at least courage enough about the locks.

Speaker 11 (21:44):
I started with just the lock.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
You didn't start the sun He started with the lock.

Speaker 9 (21:50):
I'll tell you why I started with the lock, because
I tried to be like, okay, the locks would pertain
to both of us, like are we changing locks or
we just getting a fresh start new keys. I figured
I started the locks because that could kind of look
like something that I would also do with I have
to get a new set of key okay, And like
he completely dodges the question and then brush it off
as it was nothing. So definitely didn't make it clear
that it was going to be for us, so he

(22:12):
like dodged it. So I'm like, okay, so now these
locks aren't even for us. You know the way he
looked at me when I asked him, I definitely felt
the need to instantly stop talking about it. So again,
not per sue that I was afraid, I just it
made me very suspicious. He acted really weird, and he
had this very stern look of just like, do not
bring this up, and so I dropped it. But now

(22:33):
you know, in my OCD mind, my paranoia has kicked over.
And so now I'm like, and I did I fall
in love with a serial killer or something?

Speaker 6 (22:39):
Right?

Speaker 12 (22:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Because I was not thinking cheating as you're telling the story,
I was like, are you going to kidnap somebody?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Does he have like a dungeon? Or I did just
watch a movie like this last night? Yeah? I did?
But do you think he might be cheating because of it?

Speaker 9 (22:55):
I just feel like that's kind of something sweet, Like
I feel like when he first met me because like
he's all about what, you know, safety, Like I remember
he even gave me like a pepper spray, just being like, oh,
you know, all girls definitely need one. So I feel
like it's like kind of like grew me, Like, hey,
I like you, I want to keep you safe.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
Yeah, I don't know. I just found it extremely weird.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
You already told us what grocery store. He's a rewards
card remember at.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that he's this month's big lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our fur department, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, okay, well thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah, all right, we'll play a song come back and
get your to Catch a Cheater next. Right in the
middle of to Catch a Cheater And if you're just
joining us, Pamela is on the phone and she thinks

(23:49):
that our boyfriend Jason, they've been dating for a year,
might be cheating on her. So in a second, we're
going to call and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's awards card member at and say that
he's this month's lucky winner, because every month, we choose
one random Rewards Card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends
us to his girl friend Pamela or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Pamela, why don't you refresh
our memory on your situation.

Speaker 11 (24:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:11):
So, been with my guy for about a year, living
with him the last two months, and I saw some
really weird receipts in his office, just getting things like yeah,
like new locks in the gun gun and like the
mace and just really weird. And I asked him about
the locks and he acted weird, and he got me

(24:32):
a little Mason when we first started dating. So I
just think that he's like treating some other girls to
a little protection package.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I don't know, Jason protection package. Okay, Shoot, that's funny. Sorry,
I hope he's not all right. Are you ready for
us to call him?

Speaker 11 (24:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Here we go. Hello, Hey, this is horrible calling from
who was looking for a Rewards card member named Jason. Hey, Jason,
how you doing? Guess what? This is not a marketing
phone call. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations.

Speaker 11 (25:12):
Oh awesome, what did I What have I won?

Speaker 8 (25:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
You've won the flowers. Maybe you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to say thank you very much for shopping with us.
You've just won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want with in the fifty
United States. It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
Super cool.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Here's how work so I can take the information in
a matter of minutes over the phone.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I'm prepared to do that right now. If you already
know who you want to send them to.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
We can do right now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Well, we'll start with the first and last name of
the person, and then I will get if you want
to put anything on a card, and then we can
get the address.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
Let's send it out to Jessica, Jessica. Yeah, got you?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Jessica?

Speaker 7 (25:59):
Ah?

Speaker 14 (25:59):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I promise I'll never make you cry
like that again.

Speaker 11 (26:08):
And you're the best.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, great, Thank you very much, Jason. And at this
point I'll let you know that This is actually the
Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubil.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, hi, Imina.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and we do a segment call to
Catch a Cheater, where if your significant other things you
might be cheating. They see who you send flowers to,
and your girlfriend Pamela is on the phone.

Speaker 11 (26:28):
Oh god, okay, yeah, hi, hon, Hi babe. Who the
hell is Jessica? Oh god, I can explain.

Speaker 9 (26:42):
Yeah, obviously you're going to explain right now. You're gonna explain,
because who the hell is she? You don't just spend
that nice of a gift, by the way, to somebody
who's not your girlfriend. I don't know anyone your family
named of Jessica. Who's Jessica?

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Well, yeah, I get it, babe.

Speaker 14 (26:58):
I know it looks weird, but there's I promise, there
is a reason it looks real bad.

Speaker 11 (27:05):
All right. So she's she's a coworker.

Speaker 9 (27:08):
Great, Oh that's ephen Okay, so I'm assuming. So you're
getting her flowers and you're giving her a bunch of
other gifts and things apparently, so great. So she's a coworker,
so you're you're you're sending a coworker a woman this
great gift when you have an option to give a
free gift, and I'm assuming that's also the person that
you're sending all these gifts to that you know. And

(27:28):
by gifts, I mean the weird receipts I saw in
your office, So that means you're giving random what pepper spray,
you're what a stunning gun, I.

Speaker 11 (27:36):
Don't know, what creepy a? What phones?

Speaker 9 (27:38):
A lots so you can have a double life, so
you can just like have a sugar ut mom on
the side that I.

Speaker 13 (27:43):
Don't know about.

Speaker 14 (27:44):
No, oh god, no, no, not at all. There really
is a reasonable explanation for all of this.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
There's for stun guns and yeah, all that stuff, and
then sending flowers to somebody else named Jas that you
work with.

Speaker 14 (28:01):
There really is. There really is a real explanation for this.
And Babe, if you'll just if you'll just let me explain,
I promise it will make sense. You know that the
group of guys at work were always like pranking each
other and doing bets, and it just gets.

Speaker 11 (28:18):
Bigger and bigger.

Speaker 14 (28:19):
So a few weeks ago they got this idea that
we would do a bet and whoever lost the bet
had to be paze and pepper sprayed.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Why, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (28:34):
They're all idiots. Okay, So I dudes, pepper spray disjus
the couple into this, I don't understand that happens.

Speaker 14 (28:43):
And one of the guys lost. Thank goodness, I didn't lose.
But I and bear in mind, like I did not.
I was not on board. I didn't think this was
a great idea, but I got elected to be the
one to hold the pepper spray, and so like I
have never actually like I've seen you know, I've I've
handled pepper spray before, but I never actually shot it.

(29:07):
And so when it came time to shoot the pepper spray,
I handled the cap the wrong way and it started
going off everywhere and it sprayed this girl, Jessica, right
in the face.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
So you pepper sprayed, My pepper.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
Sprayed, and my female coworkers.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Why are you not fired?

Speaker 7 (29:28):
So all the.

Speaker 14 (29:37):
Payday, So yeah, she has been like so great. I
felt so I mean, she had like tears just running down.
She was like such a trooper and I felt terrible,
and uh so like yeah, we got her cleaned up,
and I have apologized like every day.

Speaker 11 (29:54):
Since it happened.

Speaker 14 (29:56):
But when the flowers came up, I thought, you know,
probably just the good things smooth them over a little
bit further, and so yeah, that's that's what happened.

Speaker 9 (30:05):
Wow, all that stupid crap was literally bought because of it,
Like all your stupid pranks with your the things you
do with these coworkers. I cannot believe it. And then
the flowers are for I still understand.

Speaker 11 (30:18):
The locks though, I just got those for the house.

Speaker 13 (30:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (30:22):
We had talked about getting new locks a while back,
and it to me a while to get around to it,
I know, but uh, yeah that was just that was
just the house.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
To protect them from Jessica.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
Like, honestly, babe, this is the stupidest thing ever.

Speaker 11 (30:42):
Do you realize for a second.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
I thought, like, still, I thought you were like a
weird I don't know what I thought.

Speaker 11 (30:48):
I thought you were you cheating or you were just
like a weirdo. What were you? You have to stop
saying yes to every crank.

Speaker 14 (30:55):
If I had, you know, if I had seen the
same things, I probably would have thought that'd be bad
or so, like, I don't blame you.

Speaker 11 (31:02):
So no, absolutely nothing going on there.

Speaker 14 (31:04):
Other than being a bunch of sleeper dudes, and of
course I would never peat on you. I love you
and I am so happy to be doing life with you.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
That's sweet.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
You start telling me things.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, share your day, that's an interesting day. I'm Pepper
free to go work during the face on accident.

Speaker 11 (31:24):
My boyfriend Pepper is for a woman at work and.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I didn't the jewel shows to catch a cheaterh good morning.

Speaker 11 (31:34):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I think that's tall.

Speaker 13 (31:36):
Try had a large black coffee? Large black cock?

Speaker 11 (31:40):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 14 (31:41):
No?

Speaker 7 (31:41):
I mean large?

Speaker 11 (31:42):
She means a venti? Yeah, the biggest funny venty.

Speaker 7 (31:44):
Is large, vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 13 (31:49):
In fact, col is large and.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
Grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 13 (31:55):
He's also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 11 (31:57):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez and
this is gonna be the year game of trivia for
all the trivia Gloria. Also, speaking of already taken the
l on your New Year's resolutions, you might need new
gym clothes and Macy's has got you covered with one
hundred dollars gift card to Macy's because not only are
they here to hook you up for you versus Victoria,
they're also here to help you with all of your

(32:27):
New Year new you needs is a shopping store or
at Macy's dot com. And now let's get Victoria's brain
all warmed up and ready to go. Here we go, Victoria,
what's the most popular New Year's resolution.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
To for this year? To not have a mental breakdown?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Doesty, it's not bad, but no, it's all start tomorrow. Oh,
Victoria just revealed a lot about herself. Why do fireworks
always have the best New Year's Eve because they're popping
off because they end it with a bang?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Hey, yeah, that's funny. Why did the tree break up
with this partner on New Year's Eve?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Why did the tree break up with his partner? Cause
he needed a break? Wait, need a break? Stem stump.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Leave like a leaf. I just want to turn over
a new leaves. Got it, almost, got it all right?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
If you want to play, Victoria calls right now eighty
eight three four three one eight eight eight three four
three one six one.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
go to the Jewel Show dot com. I'm stupid, you're smart.
I was wrong, you were right. You're the best.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
I'm the worst.

Speaker 13 (33:37):
You're very good looking.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 13 (33:40):
All right, as long as you willing to admit that, it's.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Time for America's favorite trivia game.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You versus Victoria Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's
gift card.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 15 (33:55):
Lee.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Lee?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
How are you? I'm good? How are you great? Are
you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (34:02):
Heck yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
What's your best trash talk?

Speaker 8 (34:05):
Lee?

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Why? No?

Speaker 14 (34:09):
You know I got to think of a really good
one for Victoria because uh, you know, she's gonna go
out or she's gonna go down.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Like don't okay, yeah, okay, don know what, Lee, I'm
gonna win. So many laps around you. Wait, I think
I meant today race.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
Yeah, sorry, I'm feet.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I didn't thinkbout this. Donkey Kong wins. No, I mean
so many laps around you.

Speaker 11 (34:35):
You're gonna think it was a Grand.

Speaker 14 (34:36):
Prix, right.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Ending with the right sealed, the deal for me is awful.

Speaker 16 (34:46):
At all.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while
she's leaving, Lee, the game is played like this.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (35:02):
Tom's good? I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Here we go, man. Your time starts now. Which Disney
princess has a pet tiger named Rajah?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (35:13):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
What country invented the ice cream sunday? China? What's the
fastest muscle in the body.

Speaker 13 (35:25):
In your heart?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
What country first used paper money?

Speaker 7 (35:31):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (35:31):
Canada?

Speaker 5 (35:32):
Name the fictional detective created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Past All Right, time is up.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled, Lee, what's something you would like to share
with the world today.

Speaker 15 (35:48):
I just want to let people know that you don't
treat it by the way you want to be treated,
because that's the way things need.

Speaker 13 (35:53):
To be done.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Well, Lee about to take you down, So I'm just kidding. Sorry,
lives on right that moment, So that's how she wants
to be treated though. Take her name? All right?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Well, Victoria, I made that. There's many questions. It's possible
if you don't know one. Just say pass and you
have to beat Lee outright twin?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Are you ready? All right, Victoria? Here we go your time?

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Oh I'm going?

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Oh my gosh, did you forget?

Speaker 8 (36:22):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I don't think she was ready when you said are
you ready?

Speaker 13 (36:25):
I don't know?

Speaker 7 (36:26):
New Year.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Here we go, Victoria, Your time starts now. Which Disney
princess has a pet tiger named Rajah?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
What's her name? I know her name? What country invented
the ice cream sunday?

Speaker 13 (36:43):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Ence?

Speaker 2 (36:46):
What's the fastest muscle in the body? Fastest my legs? Wait?
I'm sorry?

Speaker 5 (36:51):
What country first used paper money? You name the fictional
detective created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Sir, wait the detective, sir? Oh, time is up?

Speaker 11 (37:11):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
The detective Pikachu?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
All right, send over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producing bread.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Victoria got one correct and Lee got zero correct? Whoa
Victoria actually wins?

Speaker 13 (37:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Her trash talk really worked this time. You still get
one hundred dollars Macy's gift card just for playing though Lee.

Speaker 13 (37:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, man, all right, let's send it over to Congratulations.
Nina's got the answers for you.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
The Disney princess with the pet tiger named Raja is
Princess Jasmine. The country that invented the ice cream Sunday
is the US. What the fastest muscle in the human
body is the human eye? China was the first country
to use paper money. And the fictional detective created by
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Charlotte Colmbs not who.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I thought I was thinking of animated characters. Yeah, I
don't know what you're thinking. I mean the funny that
was a detective in movie I saw when I was younger.
Thank you for playing man.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
What?

Speaker 11 (38:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Absolutely, we play you Verus Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all I have to do is d m us at
the Jebel Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
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Speaker 2 (38:37):
Lisha is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named James.
So in a second, we're gonna call him and see
if I tell us why he's a ghostinger and maybe
get her another date. But first, Lesia, how long has
it been since you heard from James?

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Yeah, it's been about a week.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And then how many times have you reached out to
him in that time?

Speaker 11 (38:55):
Yeah, like kind of a bunch.

Speaker 8 (38:57):
I was, uh, you know, I was texting bunch. You know,
we had a great connection and you know, we you know,
I was we were trying to get together, and you know,
I texted a few times and you know, we had
a plan. He canceled. We felt like he needed the
weekend to recover. I offered to make him soup wish
he declined, and I, you know, and then after that

(39:19):
I texted him a couple of times. You know he's
feeling and like nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
So did your date happen or this was after the date?

Speaker 14 (39:27):
No?

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Well, well we had a first date okay, okay, but
then after that nothing happened.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Okay, Well tell us about the date.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
Well, we met on Hinge first of all, and like
we talked a little bit and we wanted to go
out because we both like really.

Speaker 11 (39:42):
Like food and travel.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
And stuff, and he's in a band and I used
to sing in a band, so we had like a
lot of great connections. And so we met for cocktails
and we like bounced around and got tacos and ended
up at this like karaoke place, which was really fun.
After karaoke, we went back to his place and we
were hanging out and like cuddling and stuff. But we
didn't look up, but there was like a lot of

(40:04):
like a fection myself. And in the morning we kissed,
and like we planned on seeing each other again, like
the next weekend, So that was the date.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Is there anything that happened on the date that could
have been awkward or something that would cause him to
not want to talk to you again?

Speaker 8 (40:22):
So I talked this over like a bit, and I
think there might have been which I like won't apologize for,
and like I've been feeling bad about it. So like
when we were like hanging out and cuddling, he like
pulls on his phone to play me like a rough
edit of his band's new song, and I was excited
to hear it. I was glad he wanted to share

(40:43):
it with me. And you know, because I have on
the music background I didn't feel like I need to
hold back what I thought, you know, So I mean
I told him, I was like, I think this is
like a great idea for a song.

Speaker 11 (40:54):
I said, like some of the lyrics were a little cheesy.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
And you know, his voice was a little ticky and
certain points, like one of the lyrics in particular was
like about for love being like a sugar rush eating
a box of Kristy cream or something. Okay, I like
laughed at that, and then I kept like asking him
if I made him feel like he was eating a
box of Christy cream. And I thought it was being funny,

(41:16):
like I was joking, and like I think I may
have crushed him.

Speaker 13 (41:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Maybe I took it too far so I could apologize,
Like maybe.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
He thought you were making fun of his music. Yeah,
but I mean it sounds like you were being more playful. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
No, I was just saying, like that's how I felt,
like that's what the intention was.

Speaker 7 (41:34):
Ju.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Well, you are doing music now too, so like think
about this scenario. Wouldn't it be just kind of cute,
like you're not are you going to be offended?

Speaker 15 (41:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I wouldn't be. I'm also a super harsh critic on myself.
So I'd be like, you're right, the whole thing is craft.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
I'll throw it out.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
You're over, I quit it all. So I would just
todly be like, yeah, thanks for the honest feedback. I
saw that would also be a major turnoff and problem. Also, Okay,
so maybe maybe it's a little butt her.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Maybe, I mean it might be.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
So I feel like, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (42:06):
I feel like we need to get him on the phone.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
She needs to get a third party and to get
him on the phone phone and just ghosting me. So
like I just want to apologize.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
We'll try to figure it out for you.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
We'll play a song and we'll come back, and then
we'll call him and see if it tell us why
is ghosting you?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
And maybe get you another date with Krispy Kreme Boy. Okay,
all right, should we not call him Christy cream Boy?
All right?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
We'll plays song, come back, get your first a follow
up next. Right in the middle of our first date
follow up, if you're just joining us, Alesha is on
the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named James.

(42:52):
So we're about to call him and see if you'll
tell us why he is ghostinger and maybe get her
another date.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
But first, Lisha, why don't you catch us up on
your situation?

Speaker 11 (43:00):
Yeah, So I when I a date.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
With this guy James, it like went really well. We
had cocktails and tacos, and we had karaoke and all
this stuff, and you know, we bonded because he's in
a band and I used to sing in a band,
and you know, we have a lot of common interests.
And I feel like and he hasn't tested me back
in a week, so and I feel like something might
have gone wrong the night we were on the date.

(43:24):
I feel like I might have kind of heard his
feelings making fun of one of his lyrics which involved
Krispy Kreme, which I kept springing up.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
I feel like I might have sent him and I
need to apologize.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
And also he's ghosting me.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
So that's where we are, all right, Are you ready
for us to call him?

Speaker 13 (43:43):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Okay, here we go. Hello, I'm asking to James. Please, Yeah,
speaking James, how are you man? My name is Jewbell.
I'm calling from a radio show. It's called the Jebel Show. Hi, James,
I'm also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. How

(44:06):
are you?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (44:06):
Cool, wonderful. I'm doing good man. I'm gonna many calls
on radio. But what's up?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 13 (44:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, okay, thank you? Yeah. Have you ever heard a
first date follow up before?

Speaker 13 (44:19):
Oh? Yeah, yeah I have? This is this one of
these things?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
First a follow up?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
You know that's a segment where if you're ghosting somebody,
they can email us and then ask us to call
you and ask why you're ghosting them. Somebody emailed us
about you, James, Oh boy, any idea who would be?

Speaker 13 (44:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (44:36):
Maybe someone I met someone online, like a little more
than a week ago.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Is that someone's name? Lisha?

Speaker 13 (44:43):
Yeah? Yeah, Lisha?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Well Licia emailed us and told us about your day.
She said she really liked you, but she's confused. Can
you tell us why you're ghosting her?

Speaker 13 (44:55):
I really liked her, but man's too much.

Speaker 15 (44:59):
She texted me on Saturday to ask about Well, first
of all, I got sick, right, so like I got
sick a little bit afterwards, but not the RNA nothing,
but like, you know, she texted me on Saturday to
ask me about soup, and then again to tell me
good night and then text me a list of vitamins
I should be taking.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Because you were sick.

Speaker 15 (45:22):
Yeah, you know, it was like it was like a
trip or a DoorDash GNC. You know, the whole bag fallen.
And then like not sitting after asking if I missed her.
This is this whole thing about like if I wanted
Krispy Kremes, Like.

Speaker 13 (45:39):
You ask me if I wanted Krispy Kreme. It's a
it's a joke about some stupid lyric I made, and
and and I mean just more text on and on
and on. I'm not even giving you a.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Whole that was all in one day, that happened all
on the same day.

Speaker 15 (45:51):
Yeah, and this is someone I just talked to online.
They came over, we cuddled, I mean, the sweet it
was great, you know, don't get me wrong. But after
all this just piling on and just happening so soon
I just stopped responding because like I needed to rest
and I wake up, and it was like, I mean,

(46:14):
I lose like twelve text messages from her. I don't respond,
but I get even more the next day. Eventually, I
just I just block her because I feel like that
kind of energy I felt it gives me a.

Speaker 13 (46:27):
Lot of anxiety, Like and I'm gonna go with the
flow kind of guy.

Speaker 15 (46:31):
And when just kiss raw, it's like the first off,
it doesn't know, we feel better. But then it's like,
this is someone I just met, sweet girl. I mean,
she came over, it was great, the day was amazing,
Karaoke was fun and yeah, like we talked that it
was going to turn into something. But then the text,

(46:52):
just the messaging, well it was just nah, nah, it
was just a note going.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I mean, it sounds like she was just concerned because
you were sick. Now, granted, twelve and maybe twenty four
text messages might be a lot in two days, but
the initial reach out probably was kind of nice.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Though.

Speaker 15 (47:07):
No, I mean, I get it, she's very sweet, But
is this someone I just started talking to online and
it just started giving me the vibe that this is
the kind of person that's going.

Speaker 13 (47:18):
To give me a whole lot of anxiety. I don't.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I just wanted peace, Okay, Well, speaking of peace, James,
I will let you know that Lisa's actually on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 13 (47:29):
Yeah, hi, oh hi, Lisa.

Speaker 11 (47:32):
Do a problem getting close to people like you?

Speaker 8 (47:36):
Not actly someone cares about you, Like I was just
trying to show you that I cared and I'm like
actually a good caretaker in like times like this.

Speaker 13 (47:46):
I get it.

Speaker 15 (47:47):
But it's just we just had one date after a
little bit of online conversation, and I just feel like
you're sweet, wonderful, but I just feel that we're nowhere
close to the comeover and make me stup stage of
this relationship.

Speaker 8 (48:04):
Okay, Well, you said on your hind that you wanted
to be intentional about the time we spend together and
to prioritize the growth, and I feel like I was
doing that.

Speaker 11 (48:14):
So I don't know what there is about this, but you.

Speaker 15 (48:17):
Don't You wouldn't like, can we go further than or
can we have a relationship first? Can we like have
some other There's there's steps to this before.

Speaker 8 (48:28):
Okay, wait wait, I'm not ready to be in a
relationship with you.

Speaker 13 (48:32):
Oh look, that's that's that's not what I said. Okay,
that's that's not what I said. It's I feel there's
a little miscommunication here.

Speaker 8 (48:41):
Well yeah, I mean I'm not Well, you just mentioned
wanting to have a relationship first, Like you talk about
me texting a lot and you're already talking about a relationship.
So I don't know what the problem is with my
texting when you're like, I want a relationship right now?

Speaker 13 (48:58):
What, No, I'm not, I'm not saying right now.

Speaker 15 (49:01):
It's just that I just don't want to jump into
things that just lead to anxiety.

Speaker 13 (49:07):
And just like.

Speaker 15 (49:08):
Already we're checking each other's mental health. Like I'm just
trying to just go go with the vibe that we
had that was that was real good. It just felt
like this was this was just in a different place,
and I was just like, I don't want to grow
with this.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
You are living way too bad.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
James.

Speaker 15 (49:27):
Look, I just I just I'm I'm all for like
all those texts in the soup, but I just feel
that there's there's just a sequence to it that just.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
You know, rocks my boat a certain way.

Speaker 15 (49:39):
And and like I'm I'm sorry for for miscommunicating or
or like you know, just going outside the vibe that
we had.

Speaker 13 (49:46):
And I just feel I just feel like we want
the wrong direction with that.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Well, James, would you like another date with Lisa?

Speaker 8 (49:53):
We'll pay for it, James, I just so you know,
I will go on another date with you, But I
just want to let you know, like, I'm not gonna
get together with you right.

Speaker 13 (50:02):
Now, just so you know.

Speaker 15 (50:05):
Yeah, So, like I said, I'm not interested in rushing
in and getting together right now. I'm sorry about the miscommunication,
but I'm willing to give this another go, just as
long as you don't mention the Krispy kremes.

Speaker 8 (50:21):
Okay, but we're not going to be like dating yet,
Like this is just a date date, not like a
dating date.

Speaker 13 (50:27):
Look, don't worry, I'm not trying to wife you up
just yet.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
Wait a minute, you want to wife me up like this?
Hold on, why are we jumping to marriage?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I don't think James wants to marry you yet. I
think you guys should just go out one more day
and see how it goes.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Okay, okay, yeah, all right, follow up. It's officially twenty
twenty five, and you know what that means. Oh everything
is different, new outfits, new body, new mindset, and of
course new vocabulary. And a list is going viral of
words that need to be banished from your vocabulary now

(51:03):
that it's the new year. Okay, so what words are
so twenty twenty four and should never be said again?
We'll tell you right after this. It's the Double Show.
It's Hits one of six twenty one.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
That was probably twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
But whatever, Yeah, don't say another word, and until you
listen to what I'm about to say, it's the Double
Show because you might be about to embarrass yourself horribly.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Why do I say that?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Because the list is going viral of words that need
to be banished from your vocabulary now that it's the
new year. Okay, great, so what do experts say you
should never utter again? Will tell you in just a
second what the number one word is that should be
banished now that it's twenty twenty five. But let's go
over some of the other words that they say should
never be said again now that it's a new year.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Can I ask this really quick though? Who are these experts?
It is the experts, okay.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, the experts at the Lake Superior State University, which
I think it might be a technical college, I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Trade school. Yeah, that's where they train mechanics, I think.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
But they released the list of words that shouldn't be
never said again now that it's twenty twenty four and
should be retired forever, period period.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
It happens. I can't help that. You mean, like at
the end of this, like yeah, like that's it. Period. Okay.
They say that should never be used again, and that's
very twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
But sometimes it's more of like almost like an exclamation point,
So I can't say exclamation point just I have the
same ringerio.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Also it's spelt differently period in that way? Is p
E r io d T period?

Speaker 7 (52:38):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
No, that's how you say in the comments. Yeah, yeah,
that's how you make a point. That's how I'll spell it.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yes, I'm gonna start just saying all of the punctuation
in my sentences. Yeah, Comma, I think it would be cool.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Might be the hottest new thing.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Yeah, you don't how to use a semi Right, You're
trying to get your point out and you're like point
blah blah blah blah lah number one semi colon blah blah.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Okay, I'll be like, hold up, what other words do
they say should be retired now that it's twenty twenty five.
Utilize what I said, it's not needed when use works,
just find so instead of utilize use, use.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Going to utilize your skills to use your skills, Yes
and half. I feel like it utilizes underutilized. Yeah, honest,
I don't remember the last time I said utilize or
somebody said it to me. I don't feel like I
heard it. Yeah, exactly, like what what kind of sounds
sounds fun?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Though?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Utilize? Utilize your tools, utilize your tools.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
They also say that one hundred or one hundred percent
should be retired now that it's twenty twenty five. They say,
technically it's more than one word, and it's way, way,
way overused.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Okay, so what are you supposed to use instead? Hunt it.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Technically what you're supposed to be say not?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
One hundred hundred Experts at Lake Superior University have released
their list of words that should be never said again
now that it's a new year, and should be retired
for twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Skimmitty. I'm good with that. Never used it, you know
why I was ever here? Skimmity makes no sense. I
don't think it's an actual word. Never jumped on that train.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yeah, it's a slang term that mocks the absurdity of
slang terms, and it doesn't need to exist.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
They say, I kind of like it. I can see
you using in Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
It reminds me of like back in the day when
movies are black and white, like, oh, it's gonna be
a good day.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Oh, skimmity.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
What else do they say should be retired now that
it's twenty twenty five?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Sorry? Not sorry? I'm good with that too. That can
go away. Just be sorry or don't don't say sorry.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, I guess if you're sorry, you're not sorry. You're
still sorry. Yeah, they're not being authentic, don't Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
What else do they say should be retired now that
it's twenty twenty five? I y k, y k if
you know. Yes, they say it's an acronym, but it's
a cheesy one, so'll stop using it.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
If you say that, If you say that out loud,
that's a problem.

Speaker 13 (55:15):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
I think even when you're in the comments, anyone who types,
if you know you know the acronym, I'm like, you
don't know, you don't know. You're just typing that because
you think someone's gonna be like, I know, double tap
your comment.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
It's just such a grab for comp for a little
hardipoos some way to be like nudge nudge he heat. Yeah,
it's more like a T he just say it. Don't
be passive aggressive, you.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Have passive aggressive, Just use t heat instead of IF
whatever the acronym is.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Just be happy that you know it. Everyone else to
know that I know it.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
The lists of words they say should be retired now
that it's twenty twenty five. Dropped They say it's no
longer edgy and cool what I don't know how they
I don't know how they mean using it like I
was is dropped.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
By somebody or something, or like how do they mean it?
You were dropped? They don't give any context, so like
the new canceled or I'm unfollowing you your drop No,
they're dropping them.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Well, you can use it and like I've used it
in like dating like ano they're dropped, like I'm over it.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Okay, So I guess they're saying that's no longer edge.
So what else could you say?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I like how we're trying to figure it out in
twenty twenty five, but when apparently it's supposed to.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Be done, they will no longer be utilized.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
My roster has been really dropped, excise me. They also
say the word era should go away.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, I agree. I agree with this one I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Started hearing era why because Taylor Swift aras to her
and then after that everybody was in there whatever day
it was era.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
But that's an era.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
This is a day, No, But an era could be
a day though it's like a chapter. It could be like, yes,
a paragraph, or it could be like eighty pages. You
don't know what your life is going to do.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Yeah, like right now, I'm in a certain kind of
era in my life. You know, it's chapter. It means
the same thing. I guess air is more fun, though
it's shorter. It's true era, I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
According to the Dictionary, and hair is a long and
distinct period of history with a particular feature of characteristic
So like.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Come yesterday is technically history. Yes, a long and distinct
felt like a very long day. You know, you don't
know what's been going on in the.

Speaker 15 (57:27):
Game.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Changer is another word that they say to we are
tired now that it's a new year.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Yeah, because everything can be a game changers. People don't
over use that.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, something can be a game changer.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
I do use that because I feel like sometimes it's
the most appropriate way to describe something.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
It's a new game suckus. That's what we're playing. Whoa
game changer?

Speaker 7 (57:44):
About that one?

Speaker 1 (57:46):
What is the number one word that they say should
never be used again? Now that's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Cringe? Oh okay, what else.

Speaker 8 (57:53):
Do you use?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Because there are very cringe cringey things I'd like to
bring back. Dorky Absolutely not, No, it's dorky. I don't know.
I don't know that.

Speaker 11 (58:03):
I like the door.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
That's funny word to say. It is a fun word
to say. I'd also like to add something to this list.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
I'm so tired of seeing comments that say I'm scared
tell me you blank without telling me you blank.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Oh, yes, you are not clever anymore. It was clever
for four minutes. Share over. Yeah, if you don't will
do that? Yeah they do. Okay, I liked it. The
dark work there just time for Nina's what's trending? Well,
this is wild Generation beta has officially begun whoaturning New
Year's Day. A baby that's born is a beta. Wow Beta.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Between twenty five and twenty thirty nine, You're a beta,
they say. By twenty thirty five, jen beta will make
up sixteen percent of the global population, and many of
them will live to see the twenty second century.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
What that's cool saying it? How come I can't do that? Maybe?
I mean, maybe you will just take care of yourself.
I guess that's true. A crazy think about the twenty
second century. What year is that? Twenty one? What twenty
two hundred? My second century?

Speaker 14 (59:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
I got it? Got it doesn't work like that. We
didn't start We started time twenty. We started at the
number one, like a bunch of dummies. I was having
a Victoria moment.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Okay, And if you remember last year we talked about
how Amazon was bringing Amazon Hall, which is a budget
friendly section. Well it's now here in full effect. It's
a section that you can go to on Amazon and
you can buy things for twenty dollars or less. And
I feel like this is kind of their answer to Timu,
you know that one website where everything is pretty cheap
but actually pretty good. I got a couple of sweaters

(59:40):
from there. But the shipping is free if it's twenty
five dollars are over. Otherwise you have to pay three
to ninety nine. But it's a great option and Prime
members don't have to be the only ones that use it.
You can use it otherwise.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
But I feel like this is not English. But you know,
heading on what you're buying, you can still get it
from a pretty cheap.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Well, right, but it's options, like if you want to
be guaranteed that you're spending less than twenty dollars, like
on T shirts or all of this stuff. You know
what I just found out. You know, your man Crush
Brad Jeremy Allen Jeremy, he made those white T shirts
really popular last year because of the bear and all
this stuff. Those white T shirts that he was wearing
that people all want to look like, are like a

(01:00:19):
hundred bucks minimum for a T shirt, Like it depends what.

Speaker 12 (01:00:22):
Brand it is, quality on a body like that. That's
what I said myself in the mirror. I say that too,
and then I have dreams and I forget.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Because you never know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Okay, anyways, my point is that's here if you're trying
to save a dollar. And lastly, this is some good
news from the IRS. Condoms are now tax deductible. The
IRS recently released some guidelines and part of it is
that condoms now qualify as deductible medical expenses on federal
tax returns. You do have to itemize your expenses, however,

(01:01:04):
and the medical costs need to add up to more
than seven point five percent of their adjusted gross income.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
In other words, the government's trying to figure out how
to get people to stop having We're getting sober popular.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah, that's pretty wild. I didn't think about it, but
that is what's trending. Well, I'm just gonna start buying
a bunch of condoms for the right blowing them up.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
I mean, people used to donate to charities for write offs,
but hey, you can also buy comments.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
You could donate the condom. You can pass them out
on the streets.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Yeah, yeah, my brother just like make balloon animals. You
really are a giver.

Speaker 11 (01:01:43):
Yeah, doubles.

Speaker 10 (01:01:47):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Yay?

Speaker 13 (01:01:54):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
So? I was with this guy for about two and
a half years. He shed me.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
Sorry, so I was being pitty and with his mom.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Whoa, I was not expecting that that was left turn there.
Yeah this really happens. Wait, mom, is she married?

Speaker 11 (01:02:17):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Yes, his father.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
And we've been broken up for like three years now.
His mom still gets together occasionally.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Wow, who's better, Victoria.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Mommy?

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
So he didn't got it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
He didn't get it from his mom.

Speaker 12 (01:02:38):
No, he must have got it from his papa, because
obviously he's not pleasing my moa. I got to give
you for the mom now, yeah, yeah, how did that happen?
Did you just like, how did you reproach her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
About that.

Speaker 13 (01:02:52):
Question?

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
It was kind of mutual. She already knew that she
liked women.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Okay, and we will go out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Off again, drink in. That's all started and starting with
and for grace.

Speaker 12 (01:03:07):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us that dirty
little secret. Now because he knows that happened. Nobody knows
what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
No, nobody knows.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I don't want to be a homewrecker or break up
a home or anything, but you should try to marry
his mom and then make him your step son.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Cheating on you. Take care. Thank you for telling us
your little secret.

Speaker 11 (01:03:37):
You have a good day, you do?

Speaker 13 (01:03:38):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Hello? Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Sweet?

Speaker 12 (01:03:45):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
So?

Speaker 16 (01:03:46):
I was dating the Jeers for a while and he
gave me access to his social media and seeing meal
little staffords, and then we broke up, and I still
going to dream slick in his emails and stuff, and
I read his messages and seek.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Teams and talking to do you see anything good?

Speaker 10 (01:04:08):
Not really?

Speaker 16 (01:04:08):
I mean I've seen him talking about me a couple
of times.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
But how did you guys break up? Was that, like
your call, a mutual thing?

Speaker 11 (01:04:16):
It was a hymn thing.

Speaker 16 (01:04:18):
He just a wanted he was done with me, and
so to kind of get revenge by reading his messages.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Do you ever think about sending some messages for him?
That's the real lench.

Speaker 6 (01:04:27):
I've thought about it.

Speaker 16 (01:04:28):
I used to do it, but if I didn't now
you know that I still have access, then he would
change his pastors and I wouldn't be able to read him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
So I know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 13 (01:04:39):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Yeah, by what's your dirty little secret,

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