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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Imagine this.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's five o'clock in the morning and you get startled
awake to your roommate screaming in the living room.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
It's a jewel show.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You panic and think somebody must have broken into your house,
so you grab something heavy in case you have to
go Liam Neeson on somebody. Ooh, it's very vivid, and
you walk into the living room and then yelling is
just your roommate Kanye West, oh, yelling at himself in
the mirror about how good he looks in his leather pants. Now, yeah,
see the way he looked like, I get a leather
pants with six summers in a row.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
No you haven't, ye dammit.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
See that next summer day, number seventeen of Kanye West
yelling at himself in the mirror about his leather pants.
That would not be an ideal roommate.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A new survey from Zillo asked people which pop culture
icons they'd want as a roommate. Who is number one?
Will tell you in just a second. Also text in
four one oh six to one. Who would you want
to live with and why? And would it be Kanye West?
I think that'd be an adventure every day. It definitely
would be an adventure over next. What celebrity would you
want as a roommate?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Maybe Morgan Freeman. Oh oh, Andy, I really wish you
would clean up your dishes, Andy, Or maybe Matthew McConaughey
just woking up every morning too?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Alright, alright, alright, yes, yes, both of them would do
great bedtime story.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
So I asked the question because a new survey from
Zillo asked americans whoop which pop culture icons they'd want
as a roommate.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I'll tell you who the number one celebrity is in
just a second, but text in four one oh sixty one?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
What celebrity would you want a roommate with? And why?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Somebody texted in and said they would want a roommate
with Matthew With Melissa McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh, because she's funny. Oh that is a good one.
She's hilarious. Would love himmate.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
She's a terrible roommate. I feel like she's loud, trip
over stuff all the time? A deal about tripping over
stuff all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Kind of ashamed by the person that came to my
head first. Who came to your head?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Nina Kim Kardashian, want what roommate with Kim Kardashiana, the bills.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
That closet, closet, she buys her friend's cars, like, I mean,
there's just so many perks from Kim. I don't think
she'd bothered me because she's too into herself. So I
would wouldn't mind rooming with Kim Kardashian. I'd want to
throw a coin at her butt every once in a
while and see how far it bounces on.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
The couch.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I have a friend with a throw a client at
my butt again. Asking you which room, who, which celebrity
you'd want a roommate with, Because Zillow surveyed Americans and
asked who they would want as a pop culture icon roommate,
and we'll tell you who the number one is just
a second. But somebody else texted in at four one

(02:43):
six one and said they'd want Ed Sheeran because he
seems like he'd pick me up. He'd pick up after
me and not complain. No sweetheart, sing.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Like wake up in the morning and just like hear
him like strumming the guitar.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
It's not monkey that's gonna perform for you. But he
is a sweetheart.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, I feel like he wouldn't say anything too. If
he didn't pick up, he would just pick it up
and sing to himself silently about how sad he is
he's picking it up, but he wouldn't say anything you.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I feel like that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Some of the top answers from the survey that Zilo
did asking people which pop culture icons they'd want as
a roommate.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Number nine was Glenn Powell.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Oh see, I wouldn't want a room with Glenn Powell.
I don't know if I would have been room with
any of these people, because being a roommate, you get
in a fight, you get into arguments, like sometimes it's
not great. I would want to really like hot neighbor
like Glenn Powell. I would love my hot But you
wouldn't want a room with him? No, because then I
can go back to my apartment. I can do whatever
I want, but like a hot neighbor. Oh my god,

(03:42):
my stink's broken. What am I gonna do?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
My pipes? Aren't Orkie.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
His life?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Number eight on the list of the pop culture icons
that Americans would most like as a roommate, Chapalone.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh no, no, thank you?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, yeah, just your stuff would be getting caught on
fire all the time you're trying on another bra that
shoots fire out of it.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Just please stop. There's a lot there.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
You know, you're not supposed to talk about like politics
or religion or anything like that at dinner.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
That's all that households about.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, I'm your roommate's favorite roommate. We're going over a
survey that Zillo did asking Americans which pop culture icon
they would like to roommate with the most. Number six
on the list with Sabrina Carpenter would be fun. She's

(04:42):
a vibe. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like she
would be keeping you up all night.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Because single Now, well you listen to her music, it's like, oh, can.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You guys keep it down to the please, even if
it's just you, can you keep it down there? Can
you pick up all the toys that you have constantly
tripping over these things? I thought that would be fun.
Just compare stories.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Number five on the list of pop culture icons that
Americans would like to live with the most, Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Interesting.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I would definitely be picking up after him and not
saying yeah I would.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Be really like enlightening conversation. I feel like it would
be a good conversation. But yeah, if you get on
his bad side, he's gonna be in the corner room
staring at you, ready to drop some bars.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh my god, get the whole cory to be in
on some disc tracks.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
The super Bowl again, and I'm gonna do a song
all about you. Okay, fine, I'll do the sorry. Number
four on the list was Beyonce, which is a.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Whole family like that's yeah, it's exactly a lot of people, exactly.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
She's that roommate.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
That's like, I just want to stay for a couple
of days, brings the whole family. The jay Z's just
sitting in the corner being like I used to be famous.
I used to be famous.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Got he does have a coffee table book, He's got
a whole museum stuff like all about him. But she
feels like one of those She shouldn't be touched. Like
Beyonce should just be like in a like little globe,
you know what I mean. Like I don't think she
should be anybody's roommate. She's just such a she can
be the neighbor maybe.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
A hill that's my neighbors.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Bey, I would hear that neighbor if you parked in
front of her house would throw a fit.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Though.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Yeah, she's president of the h Yeah, yelled, definitely. She's
really sweet to really soft spoken.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Day.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
It was number three on the list.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Only if I could hang out with her, U.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Would be great. I'm surprised she would number she three, Yeah,
that makes sense serious.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Number two on the list of pop culture icons that
Americans would most like to be a roommate with, Taylor
Swift was number two.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hard No, what hard? What do you?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
I don't feel like lemonading cookies today. She's the girl
that's gonna ge get drunk off of two shots and
it's going.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
To be so loud, and so she's gonna be fake drunk.
You know those girls get fake drunk like Hammer. She's
like that in real life. I feel like it'd be
fun to have like why nights. Yeah, I've ever seen
her dance on stage.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
That's what you get all the time, just like weird
tongue out kind of like arms sailing.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Party by herself. I like her music and I like her,
but she's not my right. She definitely wouldn't clean up
after herself. You'd be like, can you clean the kitchen.
I'm in mind not cleaning the kitchen era. Surely I
still know the number one.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Pop culture icon that's celebrity that people would most like
to be a roommate with. Ryan Reynolds number one on
the list.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Oh man, he'd make me so tired that that part
on all the time. Like even just like a subtle
joke that's thrown in underneath of something, it's like, can
you just turn off for two minutes?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Funny, Like I couldn't do it.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
The thing is, even when he is off, he'd make
a joke three days ago that you just hits you
today and you're.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Like, Ryan, stop, He's like, dude, I'm not even home right.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
We're retired as someone who's who's very good at taking
a joke and running it all the way into the ground.
Myself like, I'll keep going with something way too long
where nobody's laughing anymore but me. Ryan Reynolds is probably
worse than I am at that. I feel like war
with you too, you do. It would not be a
good roommate with him. We'd never we'd never get out
of the house, we'd never eat. We just keep going
on the same joke that neither one of us thinks

(08:35):
funny anymore, but we feel like we have to get
it in.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
On day five. Somebody's gonna win. It's another Jebile phone
frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Hi, this is Pete Deakins.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm the general manager here restaurant, and I was looking
for our anniversary girl, Hannah.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh hi, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
So I'm the general manager of the restaurant and I
was looking through our reservation books the other day and
I saw that you and your husband have booked a
private room for your twenty five year wedding anniversary.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
That's exciting.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, we're very excited.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
We kind of thought we'd go all out.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, that is amazing, and I am so excited to
spend the evening with you guys.

Speaker 10 (09:24):
Well, oh, you mean sort of like the contiers, if
you will, to make sure what is going well?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, you know, I love love. And when I saw
in the reservation book that you guys had reserved the
private room for your twenty five year wedding anniversary, I
cleared my schedule so I will also be there.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh, what a beautiful thing. It is. Twenty five years
that's great.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Wait, I'm sorry, yeah, a private room, right, nobody else
will be able to bug us. And I hope it's okay.
But I did take a liberty of hiring some entertainment
for the evening, and I've got some special is planned.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
We didn't ask for any special things plan.

Speaker 10 (10:05):
We just wanted the room, private room, wonderful meal.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yes, things plan, we'll get all that done. And do
you like jello?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
No, I'm sorry?

Speaker 8 (10:17):
What?

Speaker 9 (10:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Because I have a Jello mold being made. It says
twenty five years. That's for the middle of the table.
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 9 (10:26):
No, we did not order a jello mold.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh that's for free. It's just to be just just
a little decoration for you guys. Some you can take
home with you if you want. Nothing travels like jello.
And also, I want to run by the bands for you.
I want to run them by you see which one
you'd want me to book or all three?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
We didn't.

Speaker 10 (10:45):
We didn't book a band.

Speaker 11 (10:46):
I don't know what you're looking about.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I know I saw that you didn't book a band
when you booked the private room for your twenty five
year wedding anniversary. And I was like, well, we need
to get a band in there. This is a big deal.
So I've got a couple options. They are already ready
to go. I can book all through.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Want you up selling me on a band?

Speaker 10 (11:01):
Okay? We just want the private room, the nice meal.
You can cancel the jello home okay, And we don't
want you there.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, I will tell you I'm not trying to upsell you.
This is my treat. So one of the guys, we
don't want it.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'm here.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
We don't want it.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
We don't Tommy the Piper, No, I want you to
picture this. Okay, you guys are all dressed up. It's
your twenty five year wedding anniversary. You walk into our
private room and you're serenaded by Tommy the Piper. He's
the city's best bagpiper. I don't want That's a clip
on his music there. It's pretty impressive, is it.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
Don't you understand? Okay, we don't want a bagpiper. We
don't want you hummering over us.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
We just want a nice, wonderful private night with Justice,
and we don't want any.

Speaker 10 (11:58):
Of his other crap.

Speaker 9 (12:00):
You didn't understand that?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
What about the kazoo band because I've got those guys
so too.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's the second for their music. It's very peaceful. They
do all kinds of things. This is them doing. Okayig
a Star Wars thing.

Speaker 10 (12:13):
Okay, we're done.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
No, no, we're done.

Speaker 9 (12:16):
Handle the reservation.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Handle the reservation.

Speaker 10 (12:18):
If you're not going to listen to me when I'm
telling you something, I'm not coming to your restaurant.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Okay, Can I run one more performer by you? Because
I figure you know, if you don't like those, do
you put your.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Head in the baby like, what the hell is wrong
with you?

Speaker 10 (12:34):
Cancel?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Okay, I can't do that, though, What do you mean
you can't do that?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Because this is actually Jewbil from the Jebel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Jack set you up. Well, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
He said that you guys are celebrating your twenty fifth
wedding anniversary and booked like a fancy private dinner and
he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh my god, happy anniversary. You sure?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I got a banjo player ready to go to if
you want.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh wake up every morning with jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Franks, It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Are you a.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Disgruntled Chick fil A fan? Do you feel like they're
waffle fries? Just aren't the waffle fries that you know
and love?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
What happened to them?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
It's been a long time since I had their waffle fries.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
But what's said? Are they different? They are different?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
What waffile has confirmed that they're now using pe starch
instead of whatever they were using before because they wanted
to make them crispy, or because everybody start but everybody
knows the crispy waffle fry is a better waffle fry.
But apparently, well, Chick fil A friends that are hardcore,

(13:56):
very upset. They've taken to the website. They've taken to
all different types of forums to be like, bring back
your old fries. Your fries suck, and we don't like
peace starch, probably because they're burning them too much, too crispy.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Now, just has it changed the way they are that
much with the peace starch. According to people that are
hardcore waffle fry fans, Americans, yeah, Americans know their starches,
so yeah they do, and so they noticed right away
you can't get starched by anybody. So chickfilate trying to
healthy up my waffle fries.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I've never paid attention to their fries. Their waffle fries
are legit. I've never been I get a chicken sandwich.
I move on. Yeah, I guess I don't.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
You don't get the fries. No, dude, they're so good.
I have to like get now they're not. They got
peace starch, channel, got peas all over it. I don't
really know how that would change.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Veggies.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I speak the veggies, trying to sneak vegetables into my diet.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
It's funny because it's made from a potato right.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Well, so if you notice a difference, you're not alone there.
There is something different there. This is actually pretty amazing.
Post Malone changed the life of a single mother. Around
Christmas time, he was a never mind, wasn't.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I had a joke with him, it just do it?
No wait, yeah, okay, let me know what you want
to get it in.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Okay, So around Christmas time, at a bar in Houston,
post Malone and Chaboozie actually went into this little spot.
They were like listening to music, doing all this stuff.
And at the end of the night, post Malone went
to go pay his bill, but everybody else had already
paid for it because of course, so he wanted to
leave a tip, and he left a tip of twenty
thousand dollars. Oh, I don't know that he realized that

(15:43):
the woman that he was tipping twenty thousand dollars to
was a single mom who had two jobs and has
been struggling to pay bills, has on had a car
in two years, and so like this was actually game
changing money for her. So cool was he was still
there when she noticed, and so she went and gave
him a But now she's telling everybody, I'm just so grateful,
and I want him to know.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
What's interesting about being a rich celebrity like that is
like sometimes when you fill out a bill at a restaurant,
you might fill it out wrong for a second, and
you're like, oh, that's twenty thousand.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I met twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
But if your post malone and you meant to put
twenty bucks and you accidentally put like twenty thousand, you
have to own it at that point because everybody knows
you have the money to do it. And now you're
like's like, thank you so much, Like I just gave
her twenty bucks. Why she's freaking out now you're still
like twenty grand.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Yeah, that is your fault. If you put the decimal
in the wrong spot, that is your fault.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I bet you she bought a Maserati.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
What that's what people never mind.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
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was ever since Moodang has gone famous all over the internet,
pigmy hippos are everywhere and just people want to hold them.
You want to hold the little squirmy things, but you
can't because you usually have to go to Thailand. But
now you can because I'm rich in Virginia. They got
their own tiny pigmy hippo at the Metro Richmond Zoo

(17:05):
and they're trying to have people vote on its name.
So the two options are Poppy and Hammy May. They
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it's hippom hippo face. Yeah, bride, that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
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Speaker 2 (17:53):
Bailey is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named
Sean so in a few minutes, so we'll call him
and see if hotels why he is seeing her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Bailey, how long
has it been since you heard from Sean?

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (18:06):
Yeah, it's been two weeks?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, okay a long time. Have you tried to talk
to them?

Speaker 12 (18:12):
No?

Speaker 13 (18:12):
I mean he's told me at the end of the
day when he kissed my cheek, he said, I'll call you,
and you know, I really like and I know will
follow up and keep their words. So I was really
trying to give him that chance. And the first week
I wasn't worried because people get busy with work. But
now it's been two weeks, so I do feel like
he's forgotten about me.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Or something.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
I get that, how is the date? Why don't you
tell us about that? And how you met him?

Speaker 9 (18:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (18:38):
Okay, well I matched with him on hinge and he
actually reached out because he saw that I went to
high school with one of his college buddies. So I
thought that that was kind of like a quirky little connection.
And and she's not like my usual type because he's
not like a ten out of ten or anything. But
he has a really sweet face, okay, and he was

(19:01):
funny and the messages, you know, so if I gave
him a chance, I was like, you know, obviously not
working what I'm doing, so I'm gonna I'm gonna try this.
But the date was it was actually really lovely. It
was it was three hours long on a on a Thursday.
So I thought that everything was like really good signs.
But he he asked me out to, you know, say,

(19:23):
a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I was so good.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
It was so good. It was like fancy. So we
like the dressed up and we made her fek cute.
And he was a total.

Speaker 13 (19:29):
Gentleman like as soon as I got out of my car,
he was like there he opened.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Doors for me.

Speaker 13 (19:34):
It was it was it was it was perfect, and
I'm actually surprised by how much I liked him because
because yeah, like I said, he's not in my normal type,
but like, I haven't felt this kind of potential in
such a long time because she's patient, he's kind. I
guess I'm just I'm just like scared that maybe he
thinks I'm high maintenance or something.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Is there a reason that he would think that.

Speaker 13 (19:58):
Well, like the steak came out, like I ordered rare
because I know how to order steak obviously, and it
came back it came back medium rare, and normally, like
I wouldn't have made such a big deal about it,
but like it's it's a fancy steak like restaurant. They
should like know the difference between those things. So so

(20:18):
I apologize, and you know, I explained how, you know,
sake supposed to be rare, and I told I told
John that too, and he he just he was again
a gentleman, so he waited until my new steak came out,
so I'm sure his must have been kind of cold
by the time we ate, and I tried to tell
him to you know, eat his, but he, you know insisted,
But like I don't I probably should have just eaten it,

(20:39):
and I kind of feel dumb. I should have eaten
a maybeum marale. It's like it's not the end of
the world. It's not like they smother didn't catch up
or something, but like, you know, it's a good steak.
It's it's how it should be eaten. And and yeah,
I don't know. I mean, I I guess he ordered
his medium, but I wasn't judging, you know, like I
really hope he wasn't. He didn't think I was judging,
even though like he did it wrong.

Speaker 14 (21:00):
But it's not.

Speaker 13 (21:03):
Okay, how did you ask, Bailey?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I think maybe it's not high maintenance, like to to
you know, get your meal right. Everybody wants that, especially
if you're spending a lot of money at a restaurant.
But if you're just like, excuse me, gos song, can
you fix my stake? I could see that was a problem.
But were you nice about it?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
No?

Speaker 13 (21:22):
No, no, I I think I'm always nice. Yeah, I
just politely said this wasn't you know what I ordered?
And I asked for a new one.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
With a smile.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
You know.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Okay, so you weren't rude to the wait staff or anything.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Oh no, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I didn't tell the medium is just not the way
to order it.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh no, that was any other things that you can
think of that might be a reason he might not
call you back, honestly, No.

Speaker 13 (21:49):
I mean like the conversation stalled a few times that
you know, I just I can talk.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
So that was fine, Okay, pretty normal, especially on a
first date. Yeah, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Play a song, come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you another date.

Speaker 9 (22:04):
Okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yep, please, I'll come back and get your first day
follow up next. Right in the middle of your first
day follow up if you're just joining us, Bailey is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy
named Sean. So we're about to call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But before we do that, Bailey, why

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don't you catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 13 (22:28):
Yeah, so I met Sean on Hinge. We had a
lovely three hour date. He told me he'd call me
at the end, and I have not heard from him since.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
And you think it might be because of your steak.

Speaker 13 (22:41):
Yes, I think it might be because I ordered my
steak prayer and I got back a medium Rayner, and
I just.

Speaker 9 (22:46):
Wanted a new one.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
But did you didn't freak out about it?

Speaker 9 (22:49):
Though I did not. I did not freak out. I
was perfectly calm and collected.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
But you did mention that Sean ordered his medium and
that wasn't right?

Speaker 12 (22:56):
True?

Speaker 3 (22:57):
That was true?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
That all right? For us to call him?

Speaker 12 (23:01):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (23:01):
Please?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Okay, here we go, well him, I speak to Sean please, Sean.
Hey man, how are you. My name is Jewbel. I'm
calling from a radio show. It's called The Jewbil Show.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Hi, Sean, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Hey. Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Not much? Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yeah? A little bit? Actually, what what is it about? Though?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Well, we do a segment on the show called the
First Dight follow Up where if you go out on
a date with somebody and they end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, yeah, so somebody emailed us about you.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Oh yeah, I have a feeling I know where this
is going.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Okay, okay, who do you think it is?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Is it Bailey?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yes? It is Bailey. Do you want to tell us
why you're ghosting Bailey?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, you know, yeah, I'm gonna get I'll get into it.
I'm a little disappointed.

Speaker 11 (24:06):
I had to go see, Like in my mind, I
thought that she was gonna be great. I thought the
date was gonna be great. You know, we have like
some mutual friends in common. But we got there, she
she started nippicking and everything, and I thought it was
a little cute at first, and then it got to

(24:27):
be a little too much, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Like what was she what was she nippicking?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Man like everything?

Speaker 11 (24:33):
But okay, so we sit down and the first thing
she did was like refold the skins, and you know,
that's one of the things that I was like, oh.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
That's kind of cute. That's the skill and maybe like a.

Speaker 11 (24:43):
Little nerods refolded the napkins.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
That is a skill though if they do them fancy.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
It's a skill. I get it.

Speaker 11 (24:53):
But it's also like you're about to use that napkins.
I was like, you're a little quirky.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's cool. I like quirkiness.

Speaker 11 (25:03):
And then it started to get a little weird because
she kept asking the server to turn the piano off,
like down. First, it was like, hey, excuse me that
the music's a little loud, can you turn down?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
And the server was like, it was a piano. It's
a piano.

Speaker 11 (25:19):
It's not possible. Honestly, in my mind, it wasn't even
that loud. But I was like, clerk whatever. And ten
minutes later she asked the same question, like can you
turn the piano down a little? And the same server
and he looks at me like what's going on here?
It was a joke and alter, it's the same thing.
It's a piano. We can't turn it down. Sorry for

(25:40):
your intervenience.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
And then she told him about how.

Speaker 11 (25:43):
She had been growing up and there was a way
that they had to tune it so it wasn't loud,
or maybe they should throw a blanket over it so
noise won't come off.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh like what okay, so this is just really loud
for her.

Speaker 11 (25:56):
Yeah, it's also like, who done?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I have never really had somebody ask the piano to
be turned out before, but you know I haven't heard
of that either. No, okay, so what are you doing?
While she's asking the server to throw a blanket over
a piano.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
I'm really embarrassed at this point because, uh, and because
it's a little weird, because I've never been in a
situation like that. You know, we're in their establishment anyway,
So I stepped in and like changed the subject a
little bit, and then I realized, maybe she doesn't like
loud music.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Like loud music, but this wasn't an DM concert.

Speaker 11 (26:32):
It was a restaurant with a piano, and it's on
the other side of the building too, so it wasn't
even close to us.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Did she did she tell you that she was sensitive
to noises?

Speaker 11 (26:43):
No, no, and she didn't seem bothered by it until
just like a server came around and then she like
flips switched and it was a little weird.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
It's weird to me, but she was a nice she
was a nice girl.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
But you know, that kind of intensity and nippickiness it's
a little bit too much for me.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
So basically, Thoughtya's high mains, that's your words my mind.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us, Sean.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Now I'll let you know that Bailey is on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 15 (27:16):
Oh okay, I knew it.

Speaker 13 (27:20):
Was a really big red flag actually that he ordered
his state comdium, Like no real men would do that.

Speaker 9 (27:26):
You think I'm too intense?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Really?

Speaker 11 (27:29):
Is that what you're going with? Hey, so you're particular,
which is fine, you know, like.

Speaker 13 (27:35):
God, yeah, well I actually like men who like women
who know what they want. So if you want some
wishy washy chake, maybe you should date someone young twenties
instead of someone who's established in thirty. Wait what well,
he clearly doesn't like a girl who knows what she wants,
so you.

Speaker 9 (27:52):
Know you're not even really a tense Like I gave
you a chance. Dude, have you seen.

Speaker 11 (27:57):
Me out one coming after me like totally not cool
in front of like a live live audience.

Speaker 9 (28:05):
Oh yeah, you just said that if I was intense
and nitpicky and high maintenance.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
You greed.

Speaker 11 (28:12):
So you're getting you see you're coming at me at
my looks because.

Speaker 9 (28:16):
Yeah, you're also a writer, because you said you'd call.

Speaker 13 (28:19):
Like, why don't you just say, hey, you know what,
just like you said I know what I want, I'm
going to tell you what I want. Why do you
lie to me? Like that's such a sad moves, Like
it makes sense that you have a purse puppy instead
of a real dog.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Hey, you can.

Speaker 11 (28:37):
Talk whatever you want about me, but you can please
don't go after misbeat my dog.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
That's totally not cool at that point.

Speaker 9 (28:43):
She's not a dog, she's a cat.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
You No, she's literally a priging dog.

Speaker 11 (28:50):
Your weird particular and preferences clearly don't match with me.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I don't need to really defend myself. You're like making
yourself look bad.

Speaker 16 (28:59):
And like, what kind of person a restaurant to turn
down the piano we have a blanket? Really, what kind
of people have blankets bring blankets to restaurants or have
restaurants that have blankets, They're going to.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Put it over their own piano? Like that doesn't make.

Speaker 13 (29:15):
Any kind of person thinks that other people's hearing sensitivity
is their problem. Like that didn't affect you at all,
Like you can go to red my ears hurt makes
you embarrassed? Like that's pathetic, dude.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
You can wear headphones and go eat a chili's. Now
you have to go to a.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
Chili's is actually louder so no, thank you?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Okay, Well, hey Sean, would you like another day with Bailey?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Sure, Billy, you want to go on again?

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Yeah sounds great.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
I feel like neither of you are serious.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
That's sarcastic, right, definitely sarcastic.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
You will Where's day?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Follow up?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Got room for one more if you still want to
go to ask? But where did you find that some
kid back in town?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Trade the van for? Straight up?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog,
you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something like this.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I am totally reveal yourself.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
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And now it's time to get little Vicki's brain all
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late for.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Work because he was sweeping around.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
That time?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
The broom got pregnant.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Waited, it's swept in So you almost got that one right.
What kind of room has no Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I just realized what I said?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
What kind of room has no doors or windows?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
No doors and no windows. But it's a room, let's
say a dungeon, but you have to walk through the
door to get there.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Sweeping around dungeons, it's a mushroom. Oh okay, we know
where Victoria's mind is at. Interesting, we'll play here's Victoria
right after this sable show.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
Do you know what's weird about your quizes?

Speaker 8 (32:17):
Katie, is that all the work is right and just
the answers are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend
may seem like the most important thing in the world
right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down
to get guys to like you.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's time for America is a favorite trivia game.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
You versus Victoria Your chance to take on our own
Victoria Ramire's any game of trivia for one hundred dollars
Macy's gift card today, And let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria, Christina.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Hey, Christina, how are you pretty good? A little stuffed up?

Speaker 15 (32:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yea, well, Victoria's feeling sick too. Yeah, it's we're up
over here.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
She did just have a tumoric enginger shot, though, so
she's ready.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
To feel pretty good. And I'm not gonna I've never
had one of this before. Have you ever had any those?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
I know?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I have it, highly recommend it, you will get them
every day. So then I kind of moves off him
for today. My snort mind though?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Sure, well does not snort tumors?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, because that someone's gonna get hold of that and
be like he's talking about snorting tumoric.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Although I would like to try that ouch that would
have hurt. I'm like, dude, all right.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. Here we go, Christina.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright to win. Okay, alrighty, all right, here we go, Christina.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Which planet has the most moons in our solar system?

Speaker 17 (33:48):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (33:48):
Jupiter?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
What is the smallest unit of life in the human body?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Past?

Speaker 4 (33:55):
In Greek mythology? Who is the god of the sea?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (34:00):
The sidon?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
What element does the chemical symbol fe represent? Cash? What
is the term for animals that are active during the night?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Turtle?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Which scientists developed the theory of general relativity?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Find science?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
All right, got that in.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled, Christina, what's something you would like to tell
the world today.

Speaker 7 (34:24):
I always try to stay positive, because it's never as
bad as you think it is.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
A positive listening our listeners to you.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
None of our listeners I've ever called them been like,
I want to tell them life sucks.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah yeah. A little bit
of a tip on this front.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
If you think of the absolute worst possible thing that
could happen in any situation, it probably won't happen, so
you'd be pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
Exactly. I tend to overseems a lot the go that
spot that just brings me down, so I always try
to reverse or with positive things.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
All right, Victoria, you gotta think positive about your chances
here to beat Christina.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yes, that made I don't that made sense and also
didn't make sense at the same time, Christina, they met
their matt. All right, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and you have to beat Christina outright to win. And Christina,

(35:27):
you can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Which planet has the most moons in our solar system?
You hear, what is the smallest unit of life in
the human body?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
What the smallest sl in Greek mythology? Who is the
god of the sea? Uh?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Poseidon? What element does the chemical symbol f E represent? Uh?

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I'm almost I don't know. I don't what is the
term animals that are active during the night.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Now, don't know? Next question, No, no, no, no, I want,
I want want more. That's your fault time you start
giggling laughing a questions.

Speaker 6 (36:09):
Sorry, there's so it's because things pop into my head.
But the answer is so dumb. It's just like nothing
like Arizona. That's not an object on the.

Speaker 12 (36:23):
Like.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
And then well I thought that, and then I was
like Santa Fe and I thought, ooh, like that's like.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's just a lot of redic table. Does ef you
mean Arizona? And then Santa Fe, New.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Mexico surfing sandsurfing.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad
Victoria got three correct and so did Christina, whoa pretty good.
But Christina, you still win. Congratulations. Victoria has to beat
you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Well, it was a trash hot, yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
You called it. You had one hundred dollars gift card
to ma se'son. Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
The planet with the most moons in our solar system
is Saturn, the smallest stunit of life, and the human
body is a cell. Good job, Victoria, Yah. It is
in Greek mythology, the god of the sea is Poseidon.
The element on the periodic table or the chemical symbol
fe is not Santa, it's iron Man. The term for
animals that are active during the night is nocturnal. And

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then the scientists that developed the theory of general relativity
is Albert.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
To get that right, Christina, thank you for playing Thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
We play you vers Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victorian, just
dm us at the Jubile Show or go to the
jewelshow dot com.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Lee is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been dating her boyfriend Tom for two
years now, but all of a sudden she thinks something's
going on.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
So we'll see if we can help her out.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
Lee.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Sorry that you're going through this, but what's up. Why
do you think Tom might be cheating on you?

Speaker 12 (38:00):
Well, he's just like a great guy, So I just
want to put that out there. I never in a
million years, but I think that I peepee cheating, but
I'm trying to stay calm. I just there's been too
many flags lately. A little background real quick. We met
in college, so like he's been following me around ever since.

(38:21):
He's a sweet, sweet guy and literally one of the
like one of those top notch guys who will drop
anything just to be there for me.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
He makes me feel special.

Speaker 12 (38:31):
Like all the things, and honestly, like it just all
feels like a big switch in my brain. And yeah,
so basically I've been trying to keep myself in check,
like really considering all the other ways that men have
cheating me over the years, and he's not like that.

(38:53):
And try not to read into this because I don't
know about you, but like I've had a series of cheating,
toxic men and like Tom never giving me a pause
to think that.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
But anyway, we don't we don't live together.

Speaker 12 (39:06):
We've been together for two years, but like at this
point we might as well.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Like I'm always over at.

Speaker 12 (39:11):
His place, and in the last few weeks, I've noticed
a shift that Tom hasn't been coming home as much
as he used to, or to my place as much
as he used to, Like he's just out more and
he's told me that he has like a lot of
work that he needs to get done and that he'll
call later, but like sometimes he doesn't even call me

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at night, which is like.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
It's a big switch.

Speaker 12 (39:36):
I would say, like the norm has always been he
used to call honestly, like sometimes call her text every hour,
and now it's like hard to get.

Speaker 9 (39:46):
A hold of him. So that was like the first bump.

Speaker 12 (39:50):
Yeah, And then there's also this this thing where he's
just like saying he needs me time and when I
call him out, I'm like not being around so much.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
And how does he say the meantime thing? Like is
it like get off my back and nice about it?

Speaker 9 (40:05):
He's nice about it. It just seems to be happening
a lot, happening a lot lately.

Speaker 12 (40:10):
Like I I believe me, like I'm not some kind
of monster, and I don't expect him to like.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
Be there on the drop of a hat or you know,
every second of every day.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
But it's just something.

Speaker 12 (40:20):
That's new and it's happening more consistently. So then one day,
like early last week, we went out for like a
nice little lunch at a cafe, and when I noticed
him get out to get the car, get out of
the car to get gas. I saw a hair tie
on the floorboard of that means my stomach drop. But

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he works from home, he doesn't have female friends, doesn't
have he doesn't like take coworkers, you know, he's not
over with coworkers places Like.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I brought it up.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
I was like, hey, what's this like, trying to keep
my cool and be chill, and he like kind of stammered,
and he was like, it's my it's my sister's. And
so it feels so eagy like sharing this out loud
because I think I've been in denial about it, but
like that has stuck with me.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I'm bad.

Speaker 12 (41:12):
So I when I went to throw I'm like laughing,
like I can't. I can't make this stuff up. I
went to throw that hair tie out, and I noticed
a receipt for like a really nice restaurant that we
have the two of us have never been to. And
that receipt like was over one hundred dollars. Looks like

(41:34):
for a dinner for two. And that doesn't seem like
me time to me, you know. Yeah, So when I
saw you guys, like a clip of cadgeteater on TikTok I,
like my gut was, like.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
I should just be emailing guys for help.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for
you. You already told us about grocery store. He's a rewards membrat,
so well are the usual. We'll call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell him that he's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our
floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those seawhere
to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Okay, okay, thanks guys, All right, well play a.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Song, come back, call him and get your to catch
a cheeter next, if you're just joining us for today,
is to catch a cheater. Lee is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Tom might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at, and say that every month
we choose one lucky Rewards card member who gets free

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flowers delivered from a floral department, and we'll see if
he sends those to Lee or to somebody else. But first, Lee,
why don't you catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 12 (42:33):
Yeah, and Tom is a sweetheart. We've been together for
two years. We don't live together, but we spend a
lot of time with each other. And I recently noticed
a couple of things like him wanting more me time,
not not reaching out as much at nighttime. And I
found a girl's hairtie in a car that is definitely
not mine, and a repeat for a really expensive restaurant

(42:54):
that we have not been to together.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, that hair tie and raceipt definitely say yeah? All right,
are you ready for us to call him? Yeah? Okay, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Tom.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah, Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Hi Tom, Please don't hang up. This's not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this
month's lucky Winter. Thank you so much for shopping with us.
We're clapping it up for you over here.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
What do I win?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Well, every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved
floral departments. So you've just won thirty six long stem
red roses, a box of candy or chocolates, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States absolutely free.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Wow. Yeah that's crazy. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
So if you know who you want to send them
to right now, I'm prepared to do that over the phone.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
We can get it going now.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Great.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
The first thing I would need to be the first
and the last name of the person you'd like to
send the flowers too.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, it's it's Lee Lee. Yes, L E, L E
I G.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
H okay, and anything you want to put on a
card to Lee.

Speaker 15 (44:18):
Yeah, say I know that. I know I've been distant lately,
and these flowers are to say and I'm sorry. Okay,
we should talk later. So I have some things I
need to confess.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I do love you. Please know that I.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Got that on there and great. At this point, I'm
going to have to let you know that this is
not the grocery store at all.

Speaker 15 (44:48):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
This is actually the Juwbill Show.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's a radio show, and we do a segment called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other is cheating, you see who they send flowers to,
and your girlfriend Lee is actually on the.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Phone hitting me right now? Are you kidding me? Right now?
What what are you? What is it? What is this message?
What is it? What are you trying to make? Wait? Nothing? Nothing,
it's nothing bad. If nothing bad, it's great.

Speaker 18 (45:11):
You want to what do you need to come sad?

Speaker 9 (45:15):
What do you need to contest?

Speaker 15 (45:16):
It's not it's it's not it's not anything bad. It's
I promise you it's it's I'm I'm I'm not cheating
on you.

Speaker 12 (45:26):
Well, I found a hair tye. You remember when I
found a hairtye in the car and you're like, it's
your sisters And it wasn't your sisters. I could tell
I'm not an idiot.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
What is that?

Speaker 9 (45:33):
What was that?

Speaker 18 (45:36):
So?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Tom? I found a receipt.
I found your receipt for.

Speaker 12 (45:41):
Your fancy restaurants, like one hundred and fifty bucks somewhere.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
It was in the trash.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
So you're not even you're being messy. You're messy right now?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
What is going on?

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Do you just tell me?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Please listen to me.

Speaker 15 (45:52):
I'm I I love you. I love you so much.
I would you, But you did you? Did I did it?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
No?

Speaker 15 (46:03):
It's no, it's okay, okay, Look I I eve been
wanting to move in with you for so long, and
I think that that is the next step that we
should take. And I it sounds, it sounds so stupid,
but I've been I don't. I don't feel good that
I don't. I don't make a whole lot of money,

(46:23):
and you know that, and that like I don't. I
don't feel good about that. I know you don't care,
but I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
I don't.

Speaker 15 (46:28):
I don't feel good. And I know that my me
time has seemed suss, and it has been. I've been
doing a lot of it. I and I am I'm
so sorry. And yeah that the hair tie the receipt.
Of course, you think that I'm cheating, but I'm literally I'm.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Just ubering, like I'm trying.

Speaker 15 (46:47):
I'm trying to make extra cash, like I'm just I'm
trying to grind so we can afford an actual nice place.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Like I'm ubering. I'm uber eating the hair ties. Probably.

Speaker 15 (46:57):
I had to pick these drunk rolls up the other night,
and there were too many people that said the one
of them had to sit in the passenger seat. She
keeps stuffing with my radio.

Speaker 12 (47:09):
Oh my god, I love you, Oh my god, I
mean you said, I'm that's done for not telling me
this in the first place.

Speaker 15 (47:24):
You need this, I don't.

Speaker 18 (47:25):
I don't you know, I don't care how much money
you make. I'd rather have quality time with you. And
first of all, you've been honest about this stuff, and
like the quality time is stiff, killing you running around
trying to make ends meet, like and killing yourself with work, Like.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I'm not into that.

Speaker 18 (47:41):
You just Oh my god, dude, are you serious?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
That's what? Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Why did you feel like you had to lie? Tom?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Seriously, I thought that everything it would be easier when
we finally talked about it and abound moving in.

Speaker 15 (48:00):
I thought it would just be easier if I had
everything ready to go already, then it like, wait on it,
it didn't have to be like a long thing.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Well at least you know he's not cheating.

Speaker 12 (48:12):
Yeah, no, I'm I mean, I'm relieved about that. But honestly, Tom,
I like you never like, don't confascinate anything like that,
Like the way you wrote that note on the flowers,
like come on, seriously, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I received it from one of the people in the car.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Not to put holes in your story, Tom, I just
just want to make sure we're clear.

Speaker 15 (48:37):
Probably, I like they fly off all the time, and
I've been trying to I mean like I have been
trying to cover it up.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
I've been trying to clean up my car and make
sure that nobody's there. But that's probably. It's always one
in an order, though, I had to kick out the
other day.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
All right, Well, yay, he's not cheating.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
And also, Tom, it sounds like you can stop doing
uber eats and ubering people places now.

Speaker 9 (49:00):
Oh my god, you are too much.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
I am.

Speaker 9 (49:04):
I honestly am relieved.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I love you so much, Like, please just be real
with me.

Speaker 9 (49:08):
I'm like, yeah, I can't wait to live with you too.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
They're gonna live together.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I love you so much.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater they there. I
gotta say, I think it's super hot.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
That you can pull off looking like you just don't
care about your appearance at all. I find it sex Hey.
When I saw you walk in, I was like, her hair,
isn't that weird?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
What do you say?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
We get together for a little olive garden and some
vino later.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
What's happening? It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
And there's a trend of women sharing the grossest compliments
a man has ever given them, and the responses are hilarious,
so we'll go over it next. Also text in four
one oh six one if you haven't experience like that,
or call us eighty eight three four three one oh
six one, and we'll go over the weirdest compliments that
guys have ever used thinking it would actually work for them.
Right after this, I got one it's the Jewbile Show.

(50:10):
I would eat a mile of pood just to get
next to you.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
WHOA, it's the jewbil Show.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
That's the text message we just got in at four
one oh six one of one of the weirdest compliments
one of our listeners has ever gotten from a guy.
They went on to say that after they said no,
the guy was shocked because it rhymed and they should
be impressed with that.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
That's why you look at me and go prove it.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
No, there's a trend of women sharing the grossest compliments
a man has ever given them thinking it would actually work,
and we're about to go over it right now. Also,
if you have one, texted in four one o six
one or call us eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one eight eight eight three four three,
one oh six one, And whenever I hear these, I'm
always shocked at the things that dudes will say thinking
that it's actually going to get them a date.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
It's incredible. Tell me when you're ready for mine, because
it's so funny. Right now works lay so curious.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
So this dude looks at me, he walks up to
me and he goes, girl, you re mimmy of a whopper.
And I was like, excuse me. He goes, nah, better
yet a whopper with cheese. What you're comparing me to meet?
He's like, yeah, you thick?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
You were.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
Had?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Was you think like if you say whopper, you've got
to have some more to it? I mean you got
him some creativity to that? And then just being like yeah, thick,
He's like licking his lips.

Speaker 15 (51:28):
You think.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
There's so many opportunities that you're like, I want it
my way, you know something like that, Like you could
have said so many things there.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
It looks like you got sessing me seed bunks. Probably
not gonna work either.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I just don't really like being compared to meet like that. Yeah,
so that's fair. I've been compared to meet it quite
a few times. I've been called a meatball.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
I was a coworker, though it's A guy walked up
to Victoria in a bar and was like, hey, put
a meatball. I don't know that she wouldn't still hang
out with Victoria action She.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Was like, that's cute spaghetti to go with your meatball.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
What is the number one weirdest commiment that a woman
has gotten from a guy trying to get a date?
We'll tell you in just a second. According to the friend,
that's going viral. Somebody else texted in at four one
of six one and said, I got a compliment once.
I said to your butt is like an onion. It
makes me want to cry.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
It could be either good or bad. I say, what's
the That's a good one, honestly, because it's kind.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Of a compliment you got around juicy butt.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Somebody else texted in at four one to six one
and said a guy once said to her, can I
pay you to drench yourself.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
In ranch dressing? Why? Why?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Sounds like a business proposition and not a compliment, But
there's a trend going viral of women sharing the grossest
compliments they've gotten from guys, thinking it would actually score one.
Was that one sorry, you're attractive.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh my goodness, that's not really a compliment. I kind
of had one like this. I think it was the guy.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
He ended up being like really kind of drunk by
the end of the night. But we were walking back
to my car. I was walking to my car.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I don't know. He was also, I guess walking his card. Yeah,
and he was like, oh yeah, I don't mind. He
was I kind of like the short stack. And I
was like what. It's like, like, what do you mean?
And he goes, well, you.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Kind of like also catfish me. I'm like, what do
you mean, excuse me? All my photos like we're recent.
He goes, well, I kind of thought you were like
a tall and skinny.

Speaker 17 (53:38):
Gore girl, but you know she was I don't want
to be a short stack. And I was like, okay,
I guess. And what happened with that day, Victoria?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I made out with him in my card that was
so key from them. Yeah, well, I regretted it. It
was bad. I needed to check up mark off my box.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
It was that.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Somebody would say. Somebody said a married man at work
was trying to come on to me. He asked if
I wanted to see the spreadsheet that he was working on,
and it compared the pros and cons between me and
his wife.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Wow, I mean at least he did a spreadsheet. I
mean that's it's probably took time to do that.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I thought that was going in a different direction. Where
does the nerve come from? Where do you find the audacity?
Where do you think you are?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Right?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
My goodness, unbelievable power point? Maybe put some man in.
They also got a text in it from sixty one.
A guy complimented her by saying, I love that you
aren't skinny too, Like what I mean? That probably is
how he felt, but also very bad way to say it. Yeah,

(54:56):
I just I think you're sexy. Yeah, yes, it happens
a lot.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
The dude told me once he didn't think that I
had legs for a miniskirt. What Yeah, and that he
was used to dating cheerleaders.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
And said that as a compliment.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Yeah, And I was like, okay, well it was a
cheerleader jokes on you.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
But just boiled that down to you're different. That even
sounds yeah, not like yeah there you go there just
just to compliment, just just to compliment.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
We could, gentlemen, we could just stop complimenting women on
their appearance. I think, yeah, I think that's probably the
best way to move forward. Yeah, my beautiful soul. We
can't be trusted. We should just you know, keep it shut.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Sometimes as a guy, it's tough because if you want
to hit on somebody, you know that there's a probably
eight out of ten chance they're going to be annoyed
that you're hitting on them.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
And when I hear these lists, I'm like, I get it. Yeah,
I hardly get it because this is.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
What you get most of the time. Thank you for
being so empathetic.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
Just say something nice, like you look beautiful, you look gorgeous,
you look hot.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Yeah, man, you thought you were kind of skinny? Er oh,
I thought whatever? Like short stack.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, somebody still love that. That guy said to them,
you have a beautiful eye color. It reminds me of diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Why my eyes are hazel, so they're a mix of colors.
But that's not a compliment.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
I'm not a compliment. Where do these people come like,
I'm serious around you? I know that everywhere.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Another one said this guy work was said that my
hair looked like a dead squirrel saw in the forest,
and he meant it as a compliment. Column in your mind?
Where does dead squirrel become a.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Condiment at all?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Your phone break happens every single I don't know, the twenties,
and the next one is coming up right after this,
and then right after that.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
His name is what's trending? Dead anything? Why would you
say dead as a compliment?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
And by the way, follow us on TikTok or social
media if you haven't added the Jewel Show. We're almost
two million followers now, so you're missing out if you're
not there.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
It's a short stat show.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, then you can see what the short stack looks like. Yes,
I'm sorry, Gabby our social media producers raising your hand. Yes.

Speaker 7 (57:12):
Actually at the dot Jubile Dot Show.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
At the Dot Jubile Dot Show, I don't think your
microphones weren't think you know, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
But you were a load, so that was good.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
The Jubile Dot Show on TikTok okay dots in between them.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah, follow us. It's time for Nina's West trending.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
So there's one thing half of Americans carry on them
at all times in case of emergencies. That's sick and
it is not what you think it is. What did
you say, non chucks what?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Nope, not very close. It's more than half for those
probably six. Yeah, at least can you see my screen?
No I can't. I was gonna say, mace, chapsick, taser?
Uh oh, a ring, you like knock someone out? Well,
it's underwear in case of emergencies. Oh, emergency undies. Emergency undies.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Nearly half of Americans are and around some emergency ends
in case they get into an accident, they have an accident,
spill on themselves, anything happens interesting.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I just thought this was so great idea because when
I use my nunchucks, I get real excited and sometimes
accident anyway, Well, I.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Can appreciate having a spare. I'm like, can't you just
like go without for a few hours.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
You just like, grow up? Why are you having accent?
Go commando for a little bit. You know, I don't
need underwear. That's what I'm adapt to the situation right now.
You mess something up down there, you just throw them away.
I don't think along with your day.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Why don't say that people are in adults if they
have accidents. Sometimes you just laugh really hard and you
can't help yourself and just a little bit comes out.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
What never happened to me? It happens to a lot
of women, Victoria.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Why don't even act like it's never happened to you?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
It is it.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Sometimes it's just so funny and just a little bit
comes out, just a little bit.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
You have been next to you. You're just letting a
little bit come out all this time because it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
No, but I can tell you when I do, if
you'd like.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I am not alone.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
And it doesn't happen a lot. It's just like sometimes
you know, you're very hydrated. Is clarification anyway, Sometimes too well,
then it really happens to Jubile. So let's just take
the focus off of me and remember when he sat
on a bench and.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Just let it go. That's true.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
But I was meditating and I didn't want to stop
my meditation, so I was in a park.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I just worked out, and I.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Sat down to meditate, and I had to go to
the bathroom, and I was like, I'm just gonna go.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
No, it's so funny.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
So when I make a list of the things that
Jubil and I have in common, it's being forgetting passwords.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, And it was like the bleacher seating for those
metal seats, you know, and so you could hear it
tinkling on the other and I was like, I'm just
going to think that that's rain.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
That's not rain.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
I was meditating, you know, But they have to get
up and walk home connect with the water.

Speaker 14 (01:00:00):
When he did it in a yoga class, I also
did it in a yoga class a lot, but that
was because the yoga instructor the day before scolded me
for leaving the room to pee, and she was not
nice about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
She was like, after class, she pulled me aside and
was like, we try not to leave the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Room during our yoga class.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I was like, yeah, I had to pee really bad,
and she's like, yeah, we try not to leave the room,
so we expect everybody to stay in the room. And
I was like, okay, now, I made sure to pee
before the yoga class. But then sure enough about almost
almost made it almost all the way through. I saw
it like twenty more minutes left, but I was laying
there and I was like, I have to pee, but

(01:00:39):
I can't leave. She's gonna be mad, no, but you
get out. So I just I was like, it's sweating
in here. Everything's just hot yoga. Nobody's gonna know. So
I just laid on my someone's stomach and someone found
out someone had to have water?

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Is it sweat? Yeah? It was like, nobody's gonna know.
The person behind you had don't know everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
If she wouldn't have told me like I don't know,
I was yes, I was like, well, nobody ever leaves
the yoga class, like literally lovely leaves.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I guarantee you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I'm not the only person that has to pee, so
these other people must be doing it too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Work.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Everyone else passed to pee. You're the only one who peed.
There's gotta be texting for one or six one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Have you peed on your yoga towel and you're not
supposed to leave the class. That's not a thing. But okay,
you do text. You know you're not alone? All right,
I'll leave you. People are pe the yoga class all
the time. People are peing and yoga like crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
You're gonna have to go back to the yoga class
and they're gonna be like, sir, I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Don't go to that one anymore. I starting to go
to a different place that's more p friendly. Actually will
leave here. That's trendy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Geubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up. You
have a dirty little secret? I sure do.

Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
I work at a memory care facility, so I work
with people living with dementia, and every now and again,
you know, you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Get gassy, right, yeah, let it rip because they don't
remember or.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
They don't understand that it's not them.

Speaker 11 (01:02:22):
I'll just blame it on them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
You're like, yes, you did. What do they say? Are
they like mortified and like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:02:34):
Yeah, They're like damn, I'm sorry, and I'm like, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Oh my gosh, be honest. Is that the only thing
you've lied to them about?

Speaker 10 (01:02:45):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Okay, give us one more thing you've lied to them about.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Oh my god. All right, job, thank you, thank you,
bring your dirty little secret. Thanks guys.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. I do,
sweet What is it?

Speaker 13 (01:03:09):
I muled a kilo of drugs across state lines many
years ago to pay my rent.

Speaker 9 (01:03:16):
That's it, one time, one and done.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Never do it again. Never did it before.

Speaker 12 (01:03:22):
You?

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
No? No, oh my gosh. Actually in a McDonald's bag.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Oh wait, that's how easy it is, you say, in
Aald's bag.

Speaker 9 (01:03:33):
Well, I mean, I'm sure if anything had happened.

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
You know, it's not very hidden. Sometimes the more obvious.

Speaker 9 (01:03:40):
Thing is the less obvious thing, if that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Yeah, you had a guardian angel on that run. Dang. Yeah,
it was terrifying.

Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
I tried to back out after agreeing to it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
It was too late.

Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
I ended up doing it, getting it done, and never
did it again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. I'l chopo everyone.

Speaker 9 (01:03:58):
You never know by looking at it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Don't sound sound like it, Bud, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Thank you have a good one you guys, to you tube,
what's your dirty little secret,