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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Picture this.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You meet someone on your preferred dating app and they
seem perfect, and then you show up for the date
and they take you to meet their family. That's already weird.
But when they say family, they mean all the generations
of their family. Oh wow, they're all buried at the
same cemetery. Oh no, So they go down the line
and give you the history on everybody. But don't worry,
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they brought ham sandwiches for a little cemetery picnic. Does
that sound like a fabulous first date?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Not first, but maybe like thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It sounds terrible, but it's not out of the rema possibility.
And I say that because a trend is going viral
of people sharing the worst dates that they've ever been on.
So we'll go over it right now so you can
see just how great your dating life is.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Also, if you have a story, call us eight eight
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at four one oh six one. But let's go over
some of the worst dates right now. I got married
when I was twenty and I wanted to go to
a casino for my twenty first birthday. My husband said
he would take me somewhere that I had to be
twenty one to enter. So he took me to an
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adult store. Okay, what a romantic.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, it's very subtle. You know, what do you want
to do?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Another one says she took me to a park that
she loved going to with her ex. Oh no, and
then proceeded to cry and call him and say that
she wanted.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Him back on a date. Okay, that's way to make
him jealous. Yeah, at first times, like why is he upset?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
She took it? Who cares where she's been with her ex?
But the second part with the crying, yeah, I guess
where I'm at.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I met?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Our part was someone else. Yeah, that wasn't about the
new guy. Yeah, come save me.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Not a good date.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
He's not you.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Hey, Rachel, Hello Rachel?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Hey, Yeah, Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You went on a terrible date.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Yeah, I was like scary, terrible. It was like in
vain about it.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I met this.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Guy on Tinder, but we like message a lot back
and forth, Like we talked about how he loved theater
and musicals and stuff, and I mentioned that I like
lay miss, like you know, he's like, oh, me too,
So that came up, but like nothing to prepare me
for like this.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So I showed up in his house.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
He's like, I'm going to cook you dinner. Like oh,
that's really nice, and like sort of yeah, but we've
been messaging a lot and I don't know. He was
just he lived in like an area with a bunch
of my friends. So I was like, oh, that's play fine.
I told people where I was going so I'd love
his house.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
It's buck he likes theater so much.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
I just figured, okay, this is safe, so went over there.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Not safe.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
He puts me in the backyard. I'm sitting there and
he's like, I'm let me go get this meatball salad
I've made for you, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Like, okay, ball salad.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
It was a salad and then there's meatballs in it.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
I don't know that.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
That should have been a red flager.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
There.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's good, thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I'm sitting in the backyard. And then he's like he
starts going in to perform all the songs of li
Mis like basically like his one man.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Lay Mis show.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wait, so it's just you sitting there with meatball salad
and he's performing le mis.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
Yes, at least you give you wine or shots or
anything to make that more entertaining.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
No, he said, all I have.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
All I have is diet coke, So.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Meatball salad, diet coke, and this dude performing ley Miz
for you.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
It's one man show. Okay, but so and like and
hour and a half. I don't know why was it.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
I just don't want to be rude and myself that you.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Don't want to the performer is performing. You don't want
to walk out in the middle of the show.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
And then he was like like, okay, it's intermission and
that way more.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
He had an intermission for his one man show.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Intermission.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Well, so I was like, I have to go the bathroom.
And then I was like I don't want to confron him.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
I don't want to explain, I don't want it whatever.
And it was like like a big window enough and
I was like, this is weird, but should I just
go out the window. And I was like, okay, you know,
I climbed on the toilet and I just went out
the window and I just left.
Speaker 11 (04:18):
That's so difficult, Like the whole conversation with yourself.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
You didn't want to come. I just didn't want to
talk to him or confront but then I leave.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
And he's like, you looked.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
So he messaged me, and I just thought, like the
girl climbs out your window, that's it, right.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I think he messages me and he's like, you look
so beautiful.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I can't wait to show you the second half of
La Miss.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
When can you do this again?
Speaker 7 (04:43):
You know likes if.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Is if like nothing is if it was weird and
as if I didn't climb out.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The window, like he didn't get it. Thank you for
the phone call, Rachel. That's a terrible date.
Speaker 10 (04:58):
I can't imagine performance with diet coke, like, bro, give
me something.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
That's what Europe sat, the fact that she just essentially
got held hostage with a meatball salad in some dude's
backyard so he could just do this play two four
six oh one The Prisoner. We got like that text
(05:23):
in at four one o sixty one that said I
went on a date and you said it was going
to take me to a restaurant, but he took me
to Costco and we just feasted on the samples.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh are you too full?
Speaker 8 (05:35):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Sorry we can't go.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, even if you prepped me for it.
Speaker 10 (05:39):
But if I don't know what I'm walking into, THEOS
are not going.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
To cut it.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You got another text message that said he took me
to a local dump.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Stop It no, I would think I was getting murdered.
Speaker 10 (05:50):
Yeah, seriously, that's where bodies are found.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
They mean dive bar. There's no way somebody took me
to an actual dump. What would you do with the dump?
I mean jump stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I know one person's trash is another's treasure.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh yeah, maybe maybe they just needed to gonna find
you something beautiful. Your phone brake happens every single hour
on the twenties. Your next one is coming up right
after this, and then right after that, as Nina's what's trending,
It's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from BMW. I was
looking for our customer, Natalie.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Yeah, this is Natalie.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Is it done my car?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (06:38):
So yeah, I'm calling to update you a little bit
on your vehicle that was here for an oil change.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yeah it should be done right.
Speaker 12 (06:50):
Well okay, so with the oil change, technically yes, is done.
But like there's a bunch of other problems that have
since come up with your vehicle.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
I just brought it him for an all change. What
do you mean problem?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well, do you like.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Sherbert Sherbert like ice cream?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
No?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Yeah, I like Sherbert. I like Sherbet a lot. I
like Sherbert more than sorbets. Well, like there's all kinds
of flavors of Sherbert.
Speaker 10 (07:22):
You know.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
I don't know why we're talking about Subert, but you
said there's some problems with my car.
Speaker 12 (07:30):
Okay, So yeah, well there's like, uh, the electrical system
in your car, which is like most of the car
you know, is completely ruined.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So how is that possible Sherbert.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Sherbert that that has.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Nothing to do with my I don't understand.
Speaker 12 (07:52):
Okay, So I'm just gonna go ahead and put it
out there. And before I tell you, just because you know,
like I know, things can be st whole right now
and you know, just the world and whatever, I'm going
to ask that you practice patients with me.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Okay, So you're you're telling me that my one hundred
and thirty thousand dollars car is now has an electric
system ruined by Sherbert and you're telling me to be tom.
Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 12 (08:17):
Well, yeah, because I just wanted to explain to you
how it happened. So basically, after the oil change was done,
I took it for a little bit of a spin
to make sure that the.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oil change took.
Speaker 13 (08:33):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
I took it to my favorite Sherbert joint. I don't
know if you have any Sherbert joints that you like,
but like I know, if you'd like me to give
you some Sherbert joints where you can go.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
I don't need, I don't need to know about them.
What is wrong with my car? What happened?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I spilled Sherbert all in your electrical system?
Speaker 14 (08:53):
What?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Why have you never eaten Sherbet in a car before?
We First of all, why are you taking my car
to get Sherbert when you're just supposed to be checking
the old change, which you don't really need to do.
So that was ridiculous to begin with.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
The girl that I was on a date with, I
was what was you took my.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Car for a date just a Subert's taken five hours
to get my car back just.
Speaker 12 (09:18):
The afternoon Subert date. I was trying to impress her
because I'm a mechanic here now, and like I opened
up the hood of the car and I was going
through the electrical system and then like somehow I dropped
my Shubert everywhere, and so like there's show.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
First of all, you shouldn't be on a date when
you're working. Second, you definitely shouldn't be taking my car
on a date or third eating Subert in my car,
and my car should have been done like three hours ago.
It's not four hours ago. And now you're telling me
that my one hundred and thirty thousand dollars car has
an electric sis some problem because you took my car
on a date with a girl you're trying to impress
because of this job that you have, and you're taking
(09:54):
her to eat Sherbert on a date.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
My car is actually an excellent recap of what happened.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
No, I don't want to recap. I'm want my car fixed,
and I'm not paying for it. I'm very very mad
at this, and I've been coming to you, you guys,
you've always done my old change and I've never had
this problem before.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
I feel really bad, and I'm prepared to offer you
a twenty five dollars gift card to my favorite Sherbert joint,
so you can get some Sherbert on me.
Speaker 7 (10:20):
Herbert a twenty five dollars gift card for Sherbert. You
talk about Sherbert, we can just shut up about Sherbert.
I'm proud of hearing about Serbert.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
All right, well, then I'll let you know that this
is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone
brank on you and your husband set you up?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
My husband, is it joke? Is my car messed up
with Sherbert?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
No, he said that you took your car in today
to be serviced and it's your baby and you wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Oh my god, I am going to kill him.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
You know what, he's not getting dinner for the next
three days and he's not getting food at.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
All, not even Sherbert.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
No, no, no, I'm not doing that either, for sure.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone, Frank, give us
morning every.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Twenty to know for the day it's time for Nina's
what's trending?
Speaker 10 (11:09):
So the number of single people has declined for the
first time in twenty years.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh wow, No.
Speaker 10 (11:15):
It went from forty three percent down to forty two,
so not that much. But they're trying to say that
the trend of being single is going away.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh when was it a trend? Weren't people just being
I didn't know it was a trend. Yeah, sometimes they're not.
Some people don't want to be single, and that's just
how it is.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Even it was forty three percent, that's not the majority
of people, right, was not a trend.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
And also some people just don't want to settle. Some
people just have to be true to themselves. So why
would you try to be on a trend that doesn't
sound right.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm not sure who Nina's talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, I'm just saying it feels.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
It feels silly Bob and Wee with trends of being
single and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Nina doesn't care that she's off trend right now, No,
because I'm being true to myself and I don't settle, right,
Joe gonna call you?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't know jobel and jobyl.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
I almost said right, mom, because I was really just
told me Mom, Yes, dear, that is one hundred percent correct.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's my names. You call me mom whenever you wants fine.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Ana's house.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Constantly still single today, Yes, still single?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Why it's a trend to not be trendy? The football
players going on? You know, my mom moved to me.
Speaker 10 (12:36):
She's like, I think you should go to a bar today.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Lots of strapping young man at the bars watching football,
and I think you should be a football player. Yes,
you should go to the bar, to the bars yourself
a football fan.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Blews me up and slight. But you know what, just
be who you are. That's it. That's thanks to you.
Are you obsessed with kid hair color?
Speaker 10 (13:06):
It's a new trend and it is going viral. Kid
hair color. Do you want to take any guesses as
to what that.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Means coloring your kid's hair like babies or something.
Speaker 10 (13:15):
No, I mean it's it's pretty self explanatory. I just
wanted to just all the colors. No, it's your the
hair color that you had when you were a child.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh so like if you look.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Back at pictures when you were younger and your natural
hair color is different. Yeah, and so now instead of
going and getting highlights and all that stuff that people
usually get, they're going back to just the kid.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Hair color, their original hair color, hair color, your roots. Also,
you're an adult you're adult. Hair color not always changed.
I was born a full blown fire engine red ginger,
really yeah, and I was that way till about seven
or eight, and then it changed to what is it
like blonde? Well, dirty dishwater blonde.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
But it went brown.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, it went brown.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I can't see it was a ginger.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Show you a little picture, hull, little baby Brad, he's
a he's cutie.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Well that is cute.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
But if you were to do that hair color, you
would be on hair kid hair color trend.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I might do it, Yeah, why not? I just don't
think it could be replicated.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
It was.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It was like the kind of red that you don't
get out of a bottle, you know, one.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
Of the kind Yeah, that's awesome, but the whole thing
is supposed to be it's easier to manage all that
kind of stuff, and it brings out your eyes and
your skin tone.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
The magic. Lastly, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Hold on, just real quick pause. There's a reason people
changed their hair color in the first place, because none
of those things were true. It didn't bring out their eyes,
it didn't fix their tone.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Told them that who said that? That's fair enough?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
True?
Speaker 10 (14:41):
So I actually don't think that my brown brings out
my skin color either.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So times like this where I do enjoy being a guy,
my hair color has just been my hair cut. It is. Yeah,
I just look like and I don't have to like
dress it up anyway to go back to my original
hair color. Like I'm going back to kid hair because
I don't want to. I don't have to explain that
to anybody. If I don't want to dye my hair whatever,
I'm not dying it, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So then you do have kid hair because you didn't diet.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
It, true, right, Yes, mine just went great?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Okay, well lastly way early. Yeah yeah, okay, Well then
you have a superpower.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
Oh apparently the ability to read cursive is now a
superpower and the National Archives are looking for people who
they considered to have the superpower to help them go
through a whole bunch of paperwork.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
For years and years and.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Years, there's that many people that can't read cursive.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yes, they stopped teaching it.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I know that they stopped teaching it, but there's a
lot of people that were in school when they were
teaching it.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Did they forget I.
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Guess because they're trying to transcribe more than two hundred
years worth of documents, and it's all incursive and nobody
knows how to read it.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
What's to pay though? It doesn't say I'm gonna be
a fun side gig. Yeah, I'm down cursive.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's the easiest job ever.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
Man, you apply, you say, I got my kid hair,
I can read cursive and I'm single.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
What Yeah, find yourself a nice archivest.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
That's what's streading.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
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Speaker 2 (16:10):
Melissa is on the phone today for our First Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Austin.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Melissa, how long
has it been since you heard from Austin.
Speaker 6 (16:22):
It's been about a week.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
So did you try to reach out to him?
Speaker 15 (16:27):
I have, Yeah, I mean I just kind of distinct
him for a wonder full time and I would love
to do it again soon. And I hadn't heard of anything,
but I thought, you know, our date was really solid,
so I'm I'm really surprised.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Sure, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 16 (16:49):
Sure?
Speaker 15 (16:49):
Okay, Well we met on bumble. You know, I was
instantly attracted to him, just to set you up, you know,
just to know the backstory a little bit before the day, Like,
you know, we had talked for a couple of weeks
and you know, we had some really great phone conversations,
so like then take a patient to meet in person
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was like super high. We met at an indoor mini
golf arcade place and we like kissed right away.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
It was.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
It felt like we were magnets.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, that's hot.
Speaker 15 (17:28):
Yeah, and I really haven't felt like something like this before.
Starts were flying. The date was just super hot and exciting.
So yeah, I didn't want the night to end. And
we went back to Austin. We started talking about life flowers,
staring at the sky from the falcony.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
And we hooked up. Okay, So yeah, like the chemistry
was just crazy.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
When you kissed right away, Describe like what what happened there.
Speaker 15 (17:59):
So, since we were talking for a couple of weeks
and it was building up, I already felt really familiar,
like I've known him, so when I saw him waiting
for me, at the front. I just like instantly like
ran up to him and he like scooped me up,
and it was like out of a movie.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
Like wow, okay, sounds like yeah, it was like.
Speaker 15 (18:23):
That dirty dancing scene, you know, like were you you know,
and it just felt so spontaneous and we just instantly
felt super comfortable.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
You know. It was really sweet.
Speaker 15 (18:38):
So anyway, I left in the morning, and you know,
I told him verbally like I can't wait to see
him again, and you know, I joked that, you know,
he better call me, and he said, of course, and
that was it.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
And I'm so confused.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
Did anything happen like that would have made him not
call you back?
Speaker 15 (19:03):
I mean, the only thing that I can think about
was like, I do have a kid. And I wasn't
completely upfront with him, but like I needed to know
like that something was really there, that it really was
real and human being met like I knew that it was.
It's just like a hard thing to slip in when
(19:25):
you're on an amusing leet. But as I was leaving,
I told him I I need to get.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Home to my kid, and okay, and that's the first.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Yes, yeah, And I kept it light.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
I didn't like really want to get into it, just
because I really was in a rush.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
But I felt like maybe he.
Speaker 15 (19:47):
Was like processing that news as I was leaving. I
don't know, he seemed like he internalized it, but it
seemed like we you know, I did say let's talk
about it next time, and it seemed like that was
definitely a conversation, like I'm open to having NFL Like
he's someone that would also be open to having that conversation.
(20:08):
That's just why I'm just surprised because he seems like
a really open person.
Speaker 10 (20:12):
Well you could be processing though, because you know, if
real feelings are starting to develop at that point, then
you really have to ask yourself like, Okay, you know,
what role am I going to play with somebody that
has a child?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Like how does that work?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Well, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
We'll play a song, come back, and then call him
and seefa tell us why he's ghosting, Maybe get you
another date?
Speaker 6 (20:29):
Okay, okay, all right, that sounds good.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
All right, We'll play a song, come back.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Get your first day follow.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
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Speaker 2 (20:43):
Right in the middle of your first date follow up
if you're just joining us. Melissa is on the phone
and Melissa is getting ghosted by Austin. So we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Melissa,
why don't you catch us up on your situation.
Speaker 15 (20:57):
Yeah, so I met this incredible guy off of bumble.
We talked for a couple of weeks. We went on
this like mind blowing date.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
We hooked up.
Speaker 15 (21:10):
The chemistry was off the charts, and lo and behold,
I flippen when I'm walking out the door, I to
get home to my kid, and I feel like I
sleeked him out. And I haven't heard from him since,
and it's been a week.
Speaker 10 (21:23):
Because that was the first time that you told him
that you had a kid, was when you were leaving.
Speaker 15 (21:28):
Yes, but I do feel like we, you know, coming
in hot with our chemistry. I just felt like it
wasn't ever the right time to really unpass that. But
I feel like that's what a second seat would before.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Please?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Okay, here we go. I man speak to Austin. Please, Austin,
what's up? Man, this is Jewbil. I'm calling from a
radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Hi, Austin, I'm Nema also on the show.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
That's been overwhelming.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
How are you good?
Speaker 16 (22:09):
Good? So I'm on the call with three people here? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Have you ever listened to the Jubel Show before?
Speaker 16 (22:15):
I believe so.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
We do a segment on the show it's called the
first Aid follow Up. That's where if you go out
on a day with somebody and then you end up
ghosting them, that person can ask us to email you
and ask why you're ghosting and we got an email
about you. Austin, you have any idea who it would be?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I feel like you do.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
I feel like it's probably Melissa.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You are correct, sir, so you're intentionally ghosting her.
Speaker 16 (22:39):
I don't know if I would use the word ghosting.
I kind of yeah. I did put some space there
and then call her.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Do you mind telling us why she wants to know?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (22:47):
Man, it's kind of complex. I feel like when people
want to get together that they should have a clean
space for each other, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Plea space.
Speaker 16 (22:58):
So she's got she's got a situation going on with her.
I don't know if she's if she lives with her,
she has, if she had a kid. I always say
this without putting any story in. So we we stay
stayed together at my place, and it was like in
the morning, I'm half asleep because we you know, we
have some drinks. We had a good time, and her
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phone's going off but constantly, and I'm and I'm like,
is that my phone? No, no, no, oh, it's hers, okay,
and you know she's texting and doing whatever. And then
she picks up the phone. She thinks I'm asleep, I'm sure,
and she's like whispering, but she's like she sounds really tense,
like someone's barking at her on the phone. And I
hear her saying like, oh, no, no, no, I have too
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much to drink. So I'm staying at her friend's house.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
I'll be home soon.
Speaker 16 (23:43):
And I was like like what, And then before she
hangs up, I could hear it be like you two,
which to me was like somebody just said I love you, right,
And so I'm standing there like like what, I don't
know if I can come from the radio, but like
she waiting for her to maybe tell me something. And
then she she tells me she has to get home
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to her kid, which, okay, you have a kid. I
don't know why you're telling me now, and you can
tell me earlier. But I mean, it's not going to
make me ghost you. But I'm waiting there for her
to explain further. But then she just leaves, and I'm like,
is she's going home to my husband and I a
baby daddy.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 16 (24:22):
She said something about a baby daddy, like I'm oh,
I'm so sorry my baby daddy for waking you up
or whatever. She kind of briefed it out like it
meant nothing, and I'm like, you're telling me that you're
answering the phone from your baby daddy. Clearly you're going
home to him, and that's a whole situation.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Though.
Speaker 16 (24:41):
No, the conversation that she was happy, I couldn't make
out exactly what she was saying, but clearly there's this
guy who's borderline yelling at her. She's like, no, I'm sorry,
I don't know. I just got drunk. I'm staying at
her friend's. I'll be home soon. I heard her say
I'll be home soon. That's really messy. You know, and
I had a great time with her and it was
very past said date and we really hit it off.
(25:02):
Oh shocked, that said, Wow, so you're getting involved with me.
It's so intense, but you have a whole situation here.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Well, thanks for telling us. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And now I'll let you know that she's actually on
the phone listening and want to talk to you.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Hi, Austin, Yeah, happy to hear it.
Speaker 15 (25:20):
Yeah, I mean, this was my idea to have you
on the radio, so I wanted to hear your side
of the story. All I can say is that, yes,
my child's father, you know, he is still in love
with me, and I just felt like it's best right
now to keep him happy while you know, we have
(25:42):
our son, so I play along, but we are definitely
not together.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
So he thinks you're together.
Speaker 15 (25:52):
Yeah, but for our kids, you know, because we want
to have a family for him, and it's not far
to our kid just because we didn't work out that
we have a divided family that.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You're with him.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Yeah, Well, like I said, like, it's for our kid
right now, it's a temporary situation until it changes.
Speaker 16 (26:20):
Well listen, listen. Obviously we had a great time, and
we connect at a very deep level physically, we're drawn
to each other like I can't even explain it with words.
It's very noble that you put your child first, but
at the end of the day, you basically have a boyfriend.
He thinks that all you have to do is work
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harder to get you. If he's not all the way there.
It is just so dramatic.
Speaker 15 (26:44):
It's like, like, for what it's worth, he knows.
Speaker 16 (26:49):
That that's what you say. That's what you say, and
with all due respect, men don't see it like that.
They see it as you're just adjusting and he's going
to eventually get you. And at the end of the day,
you know, I know you say you're playing along, but
obviously he said I love you and you said you too,
So no matter what, you yeah, I do the person
(27:12):
I'm lovely.
Speaker 10 (27:14):
So that's going to be an awkward thing to hear.
Anyway you're laying next to somebody else.
Speaker 16 (27:17):
I think if you clean up your situation, it takes
a little bit of growing and you make final what
the relationship is with him, Like if you're not with him,
he has to know that, and he can't think there's
a chance and hit me up sometimes. But Melissa, let
me ask you, what do you do You sleep in
the same bed with him?
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Melissa, I'm not gonna lie to you. Yes, but it's for.
Speaker 16 (27:38):
Our kids, Okay. So you have no business even talking
to me. And that sucks to say because I had
a great time with you, but you have nobody too.
Speaker 15 (27:49):
I just know that I won't find chemistry like we
have ever again. And I hate to see that guy.
And I feel like I know how to shoot my shot.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
I guess you know. So you know I tried.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Well, Austin, would you like to go out with and
listen again?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 16 (28:07):
I can't do that right now. I mean, in a year,
if things change, call me back up, give us a
free date.
Speaker 15 (28:14):
But right now I respect that, and you know I'll
clean up my situation and I hope you don't meet
someone else, and I'll call you however long it takes.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
You know, I'll circle back.
Speaker 10 (28:28):
Good luck, guys, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
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Speaker 13 (28:40):
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Speaker 2 (28:41):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
I do?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
All right.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
So I was at this conference and uh, they were
gonna have a big presentation, but there was a little
bit of downtime. I went to the restroom and I'm
I'm a happy guy. So I was using the handicapped
toilet and uh, I don't know, new video game came out,
you know, our new phone game. So about forty minutes
go by for I don't realize how much time it's
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gonna buy. All of a sudden, some twenty knocks on
the door of the stall and I said occupied, I
use my man boy. They knock again, and I say occupied,
and I looked down and I can see the shadow
of a wheelchairs. Oh no, and so I hurry up
(29:35):
to this my business. Opened the door and this woman
is helping her one legged husband and and in the
urinal on.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
The other wall.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Oh my gosh, wow, I said, ma'am, I'm so sorry.
Nobody was in here or whenever I came in. He said,
it's okay. I think we've got it.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
May matters worse.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
I could see the man's hat and he was a veteran.
Oh jeez, so yeah, that's my dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I limped out of their stall. I would have just
been like God, trying to rush. I would not have
taken it on. I would have fallen down, maybe at
the sink. I would have gone every way I could
go except to apologize.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Did you get a good score?
Speaker 8 (30:22):
Time?
Speaker 9 (30:23):
When I was whenever I was leaving, there were a
line of guys who were just staring at me because
they knew what I did?
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Oh my god, I shake follow up question? Have you
ever used the handicapped all again?
Speaker 9 (30:33):
Oh? All the time? You know I'm not gonna worry
about playing a video game.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for honest your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
You're honest?
Speaker 6 (30:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I have a good what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 9 (30:51):
Text?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Shoe bowl to four one.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Six one, three minutes will give you everything you need
to know for the day. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 10 (30:57):
So this is the headline. I never thought I would say.
But some Swifties have turned against each other. Oh good,
you're so obsessed with every move that Taylor makes. If
someone actually posted a video from outside her Rhode Island
home showing that it was under construction, okay, whatever, shouldn't
be that big of a deal. But some people took
to it and were like speculating hardcore about what is
she building, what's that for, why is she doing that?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
What's her baby room? Yeah, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
One of the most popular guesses was that it was
going to be a podcast studio for Travis.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Oh, well, that's probably a panic room for her fans
to get away from them.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
It should be while that was going on, the other
half of them are like, this is creepy and not
a swift vibe.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
You guys need to stop.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I'd love a good swifty civil war. Yeah, it'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He's huge.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
They were rite about that, and it'll be taught in
schools and history classes.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
It's like half to feel like they need like that,
they deserve to know what's going on, while the other
ones are like, it's not a swift vibe.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
The ultimate war over privacy right.
Speaker 10 (32:02):
Another wild headline, the Golden Gate Bridge isn't going anywhere,
despite the rumor that it's going to be gone. I
guess that wasn't really the headline. That's kind of the story.
So basically, there was a video that was posted after
a guy was on a flight flying over the San
Francisco Golden Gate Bridge. The pilot had said, take one
last glimpse of it, which he internalizes meaning that it
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was going.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
To be destroyed, tearing it down.
Speaker 10 (32:26):
So he posted that video and that went quickly viral
where everybody was believing that the Golden Gate Bridge was
about to be destroyed.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
What you're flying? You're flying? Just take a glance.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
We're leaving.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, there you go. So why do you make that leap?
What they're tearing the bridge down. I've got to alert
the world and.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Then people actually believe what's crazy? It's a pilot going
all right by San Francisco guys, take one last look
at the bridge. About the fly o Rich, Yeah, couldn't
be that. This is that old thing where like if
you hear hoofs, most people would guess you're hearing your
horses are about to come around the corner. This guy's like,
(33:16):
I mean, can time out of his busy departure schedule
to say, hey, take a look at the bridge like
a like a tour guy.
Speaker 11 (33:25):
And this guy's like, I have to tell you, are
you going to go to a ferry system?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
This is ridiculous. In the news today has been a
very wild place.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
When you post it like it goes viral where people
think the bridge. They actually news stories about the bridge
being torn down right.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
To so much so that it has to be clarified.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Trust nothing you see ever on the internet. We're on
TV for that matter.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Lastly the internet.
Speaker 10 (33:56):
The International Space Station has applied but English needs. The
International Space Station has deployed the world's first satellite made
of wood.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
I'm back in time.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Every ninety minutes, there's like a log that's making its
way around.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Why they is it because they don't want like the
space debris or something, so they figure to make it
out of wood.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I don't I'm not sure, so I did a little research.
Actually decomposition works.
Speaker 10 (34:26):
Actually there's no oxygen or moisture present to support the
biological process that causes the wood to rot on Earth.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
So what is actually more sustainable in space?
Speaker 10 (34:36):
So that's why they did this, because as it goes
around every ninety minutes, it's like experiencing super cold, super hot.
And if it works out, their plan is to present
this to Elon.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Musk so you can start making wood space stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Love that cost savings.
Speaker 10 (34:51):
Yeah, they're going back now, you're starting to whittle satellites.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm an astronaut I'm not going to space in like
a wood and carriage.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Maybe you won't explode that way. I don't know.
Speaker 11 (35:04):
Maybe, Yeah, that's what's treading.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Only on the.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Jubil Show, Ryan is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater and he thinks that his wife of
six years, Vanessa, might be messing around. So we'll call
her in a few minutes and see if we can
figure that out. But first, Ryan, I'm sorry in that situation. Man,
why do you think your wife might be cheating?
Speaker 8 (35:30):
Well, we had great marriage, like everything's you know, for
the most part, it's been going well.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
But then lately, you know, with work and stuff, we've
just been swamped and really haven't been able to spend
that much time together. So we thought it'd be fun
to maybe spice things up by adding another girl.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Okay, okay, so yeah it's been you know, it's another girl.
I wanted to let her pick and we have this
mutual friend. Her name is Jenny. Like she's hung out
with us, come with us the.
Speaker 13 (35:58):
Bars, drink with the said, you know, like she knows
there's so that's so she who she chose, and Jenny
was down for it. So she was like, neither of
us had done this before, and she was super nervous
about it.
Speaker 8 (36:10):
She's never been with another.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
Girl, so she was like drinking a little bit, you know,
and then we drank a lot of smoked a lot
and she ended up getting too trash and and it
didn't end up happening. But since then, I feel like,
since then go down, like she's just been distant.
Speaker 8 (36:29):
You know, like like I know my wife and you know,
I can tell what she's bored. She's just like she
doesn't text me back.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Like she usually used to, and it's.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Just been very vague and.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
She's just going out a lot.
Speaker 8 (36:40):
And I don't know, man, I just got this. It's
like this pit of my stomach, like I could feel it.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
So was that Jenny girl there that time when you
when you guys all were getting kind of messed up
before it was actually about to go down. Was she
also there, prepared to let it go down and then
just it just never happened.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, we were all hanging out, but
then yeah, Vanessa just I think I think she just
was a little too nervous and then, you know, try
to overcompensate. By We just drank a smoke a little
too much and you know, so, yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
It just didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Do you think that she's spending time with Jenny without you?
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (37:15):
I mean maybe, but I don't know.
Speaker 13 (37:18):
Some some's going on, Like I don't know if it's
with Jenny or with.
Speaker 8 (37:22):
Another guy or somebody's just like I could.
Speaker 13 (37:24):
Tell when she's bored, Like when she's around, it feels
like she doesn't want to be there, you know, so to.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
You, boredom automatically goes through bedroom like could boredom be conversation?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Could it be?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
You guys are Yeah, it's not just better, it's more
it's more like just like the way we used to
enjoy our company, and you know, it's just stuff like that,
and like her.
Speaker 13 (37:45):
Responses are vague and quick, and you know, it's just
been forever since we've had sex. And yeah, I don't
know if I you know, if I screwed something up
or like I just I.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Just missed, you know, that mischievous little.
Speaker 13 (37:58):
Cycle that I married, and you of course's not there,
you know.
Speaker 10 (38:03):
Yeah, is she giving you any hints that she's that
anything else might be going on other than that, she's
not kind of detached.
Speaker 13 (38:11):
No, I mean, it's just like I said, just her
texts are vague and it's just like it's kind.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
Of this ceiling, you know.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
And have you tried to find out in any other
way or is this your first attempt to like see
if you can figure it out.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
It isn't my first attempt to kind of figure things out,
like I, you know, I just U I said, it's
just been further since you had sex, and it's just
like I don't want to be overbearing or whatever, you know,
because then that like push her further away, you know.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Okay, Well, we'll try to figure out for you. You already
told us what grocery store you guys are Rewards card
member at. So we'll play a song come Back, and
then call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every month we choose one lucky
Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from a
Florida department. We'll see if she sends those to you
or to somebody else. Okay, okay, cool, all right, Well,
play song come Back, and get your to catch cheater.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Next, it's time.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
To catch a cheater only on the Jubile Show right
in the middle of Today's to Catch a Cheater if
you're just joining us. Ryan is on the phone and
Ryan thinks that his wife of six years, Vanessa, might
be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call her
and present to be's from the grocery store that she's
a rewards card member and say that she's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department. Well,
see she sends those to Ryan or to somebody else.
(39:28):
But before we do that, Ryan, why don't you refresh
our memory on why you think she's cheating.
Speaker 13 (39:33):
We want to spice things up in the bedroom and
we try to get our friend Jenny involved, but you know,
she was really nervous my wife, and then you know,
she drank a lot, we smoked a lot, and she
just is ended again a little too trashed and it
didn't go down.
Speaker 8 (39:49):
But since then, like she's just been distant and like,
you know, I don't know what the deal is. It's
like we haven't had sex at forever.
Speaker 13 (39:58):
Her text are just vague and like non responsive. Says
a touch it bag right away like you used to,
and it's just uh, yeah, it's just awkward.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
All right, man, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8 (40:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Hi, this is Carbel calling from SO I was looking
for our rewards card member named Vanessa.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Hey Vanessa, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're
this month's big winner. Thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Okay, water of what what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (40:42):
The flowers?
Speaker 6 (40:43):
The flowers?
Speaker 17 (40:45):
Okay, I won flower.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a valued customer.
You've won thirty six long stimmerd Roses, box of candy
or chocolates and card to be delivered to anybody that
you want within the United States of America. It's a
three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, Yeah, thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
No, I love your story for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
And here's how it works. I can take the information
down over the phone in just a matter of minutes.
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can do that.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
No, I'm good.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
I know who I want to Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Great, okay, let me just pull up my form here.
The first thing I would need would be the name,
the first and last name of the person that you
would like to send them to.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
Yeah, her name is Jenny.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Okay, Jinny.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
And is there anything you would like to put on
a card?
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Yeah, I keep it. Thanks for opening my eyes. Is
another thing for you tonight?
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yes, I can do that. And also, just one more
small thing. I want to let you know that your
husband is on the phone listening to this what this
is actually the Jewbile Show. It's a radio show. My
name is I'm Victoria, and we do a segment to
catch a cheater where if you think your significant other
m I'd be cheating you see you. They send flowers too,
(42:08):
And your husband Ryan is on the phone.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Crap, Ryan, Wait, what did you called the radio? Ryan?
Speaker 14 (42:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I knew.
Speaker 18 (42:19):
I knew something was up because you're just you've been
You've been so distant and like I could tell that
something's off with you, and I didn't know what that
was going, so I thought maybe there was another guy
or no, No.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
You are a piece of crap. Seriously, you called the radio?
Speaker 17 (42:34):
What what did you think You.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Thought I was cheating here or something? That's really really
you know, rich coming from you. One definitely knew something
was up.
Speaker 17 (42:43):
Well, okay, I don't know what you told these people,
but did you tell them about what.
Speaker 7 (42:49):
You did with Jenny?
Speaker 1 (42:50):
What did you do with That's that's what I.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Figured, That's what I thought.
Speaker 17 (42:54):
So Ryan had this great idea that we should have
at threesome, and I passed out before anything happened, and
then I heard, you know, I called Jenny, the girl
who was there.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
I called her the next day and she.
Speaker 17 (43:10):
Was like, yeah, also, I should probably tell you that
me and Ryan hooked up a little bit.
Speaker 7 (43:15):
What you cheated?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Ryan?
Speaker 6 (43:18):
You are the one you cheat.
Speaker 8 (43:20):
Yeah, we were drinking and a lot. We didn't have sex,
nothing like, yeah, we messed around with it.
Speaker 17 (43:26):
Hey, I know exactly what you did, and me and
Jinny did the same stuff.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
So there you go.
Speaker 17 (43:32):
I guess we're ethan and I really liked it.
Speaker 10 (43:35):
So so did you do that to get back at
him or because you like Jenny?
Speaker 17 (43:39):
I think at first it was seeing it back at
him and also just like, okay, well his whole thing
was like expand her horizons, like you should become more
like liberated or whatever. And so you know, if he
thinks it's okay for him to do it, then I
should be able to do it too.
Speaker 11 (43:53):
And really, well, see I technically both cheated on each
other with the same person.
Speaker 17 (43:59):
He's going to started So you want to came up
with the I. He's the one who looked up with
her when I would. So you know who's the real
one at fault here? I mean both of us obviously,
but you started it.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I know.
Speaker 13 (44:11):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I didn't tell you.
I feel terrible, but I just like I don't want to.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
I don't want to continue the way things are going.
Speaker 13 (44:20):
With you, you know, being distant with me and my
disengaged like it's been awful for me.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Well, I think it's crap.
Speaker 17 (44:28):
That you cheated, And yeah, I don't like it. I
don't like the way this is going either. I'm visitable
right now with you, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Like to be there.
Speaker 10 (44:36):
The communication is starting to really open up. I just
have a question about that. Did you guys set rules
in place before you walked into this threesomething, like, did
you discuss that if one of you passes out you
can continue without the other one or whatever it is,
because because what but I do know, Victoria, who looks
at you can't go into those types of Actually Jubile
knows too, you can't walk into those types of situations
(44:58):
without having rules.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
Ryan thought there was no reason to have rules. We're
all friends, it'll be fine, whatever. And clearly that was.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Not the case.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
It was there, and yeah, we can't go back from them.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
No, all right, Well it looks like you guys have
a lot to talk about. Ryan, you got your answer,
and uh, sorry, there's no flowers.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Vanessa. Maybe they both got to stop talking to Jenny.
I'm not so.
Speaker 8 (45:24):
I think I don't wait six years of marriage.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
Yeah, okay, so listen, we have two options here.
Speaker 17 (45:31):
We can call it quits because we cannot come back
from this.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Things have changed now.
Speaker 17 (45:37):
But your other option is Jenny's coming over here in
about half an hour, get over here, and maybe we
have a conversation, have a conversation that allowed to talk
and let us know how that though.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Okay, obviously, yeah, I'll take you option too.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
The double shows patched at Cheetah.
Speaker 11 (46:01):
Dirty Little Secret Text Cuba to four one.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Six one, Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up. You have a
little secret? I do, Hey, what is it?
Speaker 8 (46:11):
Okay, So my name and a couple of years back,
I went on this.
Speaker 9 (46:16):
Date with this other guy named and it was the
most embarrassing date of my life. So what happened was is.
Speaker 13 (46:24):
We got tacos and it went well and he told
me about how he was death and I was like, okay,
that's cool, and we went back to my place.
Speaker 8 (46:33):
Natural stuff happened, and the next morning.
Speaker 7 (46:37):
His earpiece died, so he couldn't hear me no matter
what I said, and I he ended up leading into kids.
Me and I ended up farting due to the tacos.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
There was the loudest machine gun of my life, and
they god, he didn't hear it because he was death.
But I started to walk away in the room and
he grabbed my hand and twirled me like a bottle
rita and then made out with me.
Speaker 6 (47:02):
In the fumes, so like he's kissing me.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
All I can smell.
Speaker 8 (47:06):
It's how bad my part was.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
And it was like the most magically disgusting kids out
of my life.
Speaker 9 (47:14):
Than thought he couldn't hear it?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Can he not smell too?
Speaker 3 (47:21):
I know he couldn't hear it. Thank god, it was
so long.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Did you ever see him again?
Speaker 8 (47:31):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:33):
God, that so funny.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
I wonder if hearted at the same time like a
sil so we thought it was him.
Speaker 7 (47:40):
I hope my hand so it was so raunchy like tacos.
Oh God, it me too, as I.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Was trying to pull away and get away from the
fume clouds.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 10 (47:55):
Little man really painted the picture.
Speaker 8 (47:59):
You have a gooday love you show, thank you, bye bye.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
What's your dirty little secret? Text subol to four one
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