The Full Jubal Show from February 11th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If someone wrote not funny on my tweet in twenty nineteen,

(00:03):
I've cat fished him for two years, made him fall
in love with me, and he's meeting me at a
restaurant for the restaurant for the first time tonight. No,
I won't be there. That's a text message we just
got in at four to one oh six to one
because there's a trend going viral of people sharing the
extremely petty things that they've done to get back at someone.
What's something you've done? Text us four one oh six one,

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call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one, and we'll go over some of the top
responses from the trend going viral of people sharing theirs
and text in with yours four one oh six one.
Someone said, life hack, replace your cat's litter box with
an Amazon box. When it's full, just tape it up
and put it on your doorsteps so somebody steals it.
That's actually a good idea. I don't even think that's petty.

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I think that's just deserved totally.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
My mom was doing that during the holidays because we
had porch pirates and they stole a couple of the things.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
That she bought, so she's like, watch this.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
So she was putting empty boxes with all types of
like Q tips or like tape or like random stuff
in there just so they could get stolen and be like, gotcha,
are you bored?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Mom?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
I wish you could see the reaction though. That's the
only downside of that pettiness. You can't see what when
they open it.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, yeah, but you know they get the camera in it.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
They connects to mobile, but then they get a camera.
But then they stole a camera, so they'd be like, sweet,
I got a camera out of it. Somebody texted in
a four one O six one and said, me and
my ex broke up, so I turned him into unemployment
for working side jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
See, the level of petty revenge is so impressive, Like
I would never think.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
To do that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Significant others be vengeful.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Another person said a man who kept his boat besides
his house was ordered from the city to put up
a fence to hide the boat from view. So he
built the fence and hired someone to paint it, and
that's all it says.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh no, I think I saw this. They painted He
had them paint a picture of the boat on the fence,
so when you look at the fence, it's still the boat.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's nothing that I have is cut offs here. That's funny.
They saw that's worth it too.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
He hired an artist to come in and render the
boat on the fence.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Things like the city for their weird rules and things
like that. I'm totally for that. Somebody else said. When
a friend of mine found out her husband was cheating
on her, she took his rare coin collection and used
it to buy sodas and chips at a local seven
eleven thousands of dollars in coins. Probably she did leave.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
It in place of the collection and be like this
is what we got.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Said, what's one of the pettiest things you've ever done?
Text in four one o six one call us eighty
eight three four three one o six one. There's a
trend going viral of people sharing the times they've been
extremely petty. Somebody texted and said, on my ex's birthday,
I posted a screenshot of him calling me mommy. Why
is that petty? That's just what's the mommy? That's kind

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of weird?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Am I like, actually, m O, m m y, that's
how they spelled it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
M O m M. Why not mommy? Okay, I said,
with about two k followers and every one of his friends,
he didn't bother me anymore after that. That's what way
to do it at the job. That's so mean, somebody said.
When I was in fifth grade, my entire family pissed
me off. I had to iron everyone's clothes, so I

(03:24):
filled them. So I filled the iron with toilet water.
Nobody's safe.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You get that, Like we learned about these petty things,
you quickly realize nobody is safe.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Why I don't trust people. I don't trust anybody. I
haven't learn anything petty like this. I never understand the
effort it takes to get petty that it can't be true.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I sar, of God, you've never done anything petty in
your life.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
No, I'm sure I've done petty things, but never like
this level of like the next level go like it
takes multiple layers of just pain to cause somebody.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
I've never done that, Victoria, have you? I mean?

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Like I I to my siblings a lot, or I
used to do whenever, like one of us wasn't allowed
to be on our phones, which when of us were
on our phone. I would take the phone and I
would hide it, but I would hide it in a
very plain sight, but he just couldn't see it, like
under like at the table, but under the rug or
under the what are they called chargers, and he would
be looking for it for hours. But then I'd forget
about it as well, so then it wouldn't be till

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like the next day where I'd be like, oh my gosh,
I'm so sorry I hit your phone. He'd be like why,
and I'd be like, well, because Mom said I couldn't
have mine, so you can have yours.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I did do one thing to my brother one time.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
I used to hide behind the couch and scream, please
stop hitting me, so that he would get in trouble
because my mom wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
My mom wouldn't come into the room. She would just
yell from me to the room, and I just jump
over the couch. That's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Sibling rivalries are pretty vicious.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I want to do that in the hallway to a
coworker byron Boss's office. Stop hitting me, John, just see
what happens. Another person said I was the only one
who would bake with my grandmother, and when she died
she left her best recipe for everybody, except she deliberately
left out a crucial step as payback. That's a level

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of petty I aspire to. I think there's a lot
of pettiness when people die.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's the most amazing when you leave a petty like
revenge like that after you're gone people for the rest
of your life, when the.

Speaker 9 (05:28):
End of your will says lol, it's another jubile phone
frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Ted Tabodeau Connor from sky Right,
and I was looking for Simon who had us to
write up their beautiful message to his girlfriend in the
sky today leading up to Valentine's Day?

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Is this Simon, Simon.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Pleasure to make you a coin? So I'm just calling
you with a little bit of an update to own
the sky right. Have you heard from your girlfriend at all?
Because I imagine if you saw your name written in
the sky with a beautiful message, you might text your
love one and say thank you very much, something like that,
I love you to some sort of thing like that.

Speaker 10 (06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (06:07):
At Lee, I don't know why, but she tested me
some weird but she's not talking right now. She's angry.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, I figured maybe that might be the response that
would come from what was written. She's probably pretty mad
right now, I would.

Speaker 11 (06:26):
Say, why would she be mad?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, I'm so sorry to have to call and tell
you this, but we had an intern on the ground
who was communicating to our pilot what he's writing. The
sky today very busy because Valentine's Day week. Obviously what
happened was he spilled coffee on his paper. It was
supposed to say in the sky Together Forever with a
heart and then Katie.

Speaker 11 (06:48):
Yeah, that's what I said for you're telling me that
you didn't do what I paid you to do.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, I just get to it somehow, because he spilled
coffee on his paper, he thought it was supposed to
say it's over Katie. Instead Together Forever says it's over.

Speaker 11 (07:02):
So wait, I just need to be very very clear
about this. You're telling me that I've paid you a
lot of money to write Together Forever, which is specifically
a message of love, and you somehow set it up
and wrote it's over. Well, yeah, I did tell you.
I can first enough how much that is the opposite
of it what I asked you to do.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I'm so sorry about this and this is a little
more to the story as well, so she might be
very upset right now. Well, the intun spilled coffee on
his paper, Like I said, so, something's kind of ran together.
And the one that was after you for the sky
writing was supposed to say best of luck to you.
And I don't know how he made this mistake, but

(07:41):
somehow some must have ran together and instead of the
word luck, you put an F what L should be
and he forgot to you and best of what?

Speaker 11 (07:50):
Wait, so you're tell me the message in the sky
she woke up to this morning was it's over kd
you Yes, got it? No wonder if he's pissed off
at me right now? I tore it out. If I
lose my relationship by the way, I do love her,
That's why I spent the money to do this.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, it sounds tell me that sounds like it was
in this a little.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Mode of the story that I have not shared with
you yet as well.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
What else could you have possibly gotten wrong with it?

Speaker 1 (08:15):
We have the end time also continue to mess it up.
So after that there was another sky right, and we
were supposed to have that said, I treasure you to
somebody because Valentine's Day, and somehow he made that say
I cheated on you. So the whole message is.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
Uh, you I cheated on you?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yes, yes, I would imagine that would put a strain
on your relationship rapping for Valentine's Day too?

Speaker 11 (08:39):
Oh you think you think that writing in the sky
where everyone can see it's over, Katie, you I cheated
on you might put a bit of a strain on
our relationship. You're you use all your imagination to come
to that conclusion.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yes, I just forgured it would.

Speaker 11 (08:56):
Oh your thinking, Well, aren't you a Jesius?

Speaker 6 (08:59):
You know what?

Speaker 11 (09:00):
Look, I don't want to talk to you anymore. I
think my lawyer is the personal right now.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
It is one more thing I should share with you
before I get you off the phone. Is one more
talk to the story?

Speaker 11 (09:10):
How look, stop slow rolling this all right? I'm tired
of you saying, oh like wait, you tell me less
angry over time? Just whatever is in the sky, tell
me all of it. Don't say part of it than this,
part of it, than this, all right, just spin it out.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I slip with Katie. What No, yeah, it sounds so sidy.
Inform you. I slip with your girlfriend Katie who this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your girlfriend. Katie actually set you up.
It's a joke. Your friend told her that you were
doing a skyriding thing, so she wanted to mess with you,

(09:45):
and she sent you that text this morning basically breaking
up with you in order to set you up for
the prank. Everything's fine.

Speaker 10 (09:51):
Oh wait, as.

Speaker 11 (09:53):
I did, I need to catch my breath on Oh,
to be clear and a little a little more than
I am angry.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Right now, we'll have a great Valentine's Day.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Are you ready to say bye bye to the penny?

Speaker 11 (10:15):
Bye bye?

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
President Trump has just directed the Treasury Department to stop
minting new pennies because they cost more than a penny
to produce.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wait, Kevin Fetterline finally did his thing? Is Briney Spears
X the one that was all the kids with him? Yeah,
like there was a time where he was big into
save No, he wanted to save the penny never mind?
Oh yeah, maybe he used to have rallies. He loses
save the penny rallies.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well, maybe he'll resurface now trying to save it again.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I don't know why he was so passionate about the penny,
but yeah, is it Lincoln on other stuff too, I
didn't know that. I think that's the thing. Lincoln's why
they wanted to save her money. He's on that. I
don't know, but I just like it doesn't make any
sense to save it.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
To be honest with you, I know the reason why
we wanted to go well he wants it to go
away is because it costs three point seven cents to
make a penny.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's it costs more, but it also this.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Will mean that we are going to need more nickels,
and then that means everything that you go to buy
is going to be rounded up to the nearest nickel.
It takes thirteen point eight cents to make a nickel.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Really, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Why don't we just get rid of coins?

Speaker 11 (11:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, Well there is conversation about getting rid of cash
altogether and then coins and all of that, but we're
just not there yet. So I guess one of the
reasons that we have to make so many pennies every
year leading up to this point is because so many
people don't value them and they don't use them, so
there's not that many in circulation, and so then they
have to print more.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
The last time I saw a penny.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I save pennies, So that's kind of funny about the.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Circulation to make. Really, they'll be worth whatever we're spending
on things.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
By my prayers will be answered.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
Those pennies.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Was going to get me one day and make a
little wish on the pennies and heads up, you know
I love a penny.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Find a penny, pick it up all day long.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
You'll have good luck and it'll be even more scarce
and even more valuable in that way.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
So did you know this? This is unbelievable to me.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
The difference of what men and women spend their money
on is so fascinating.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
This should be a study.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
So in Japan you can actually hire a man, an
attractive one, to wipe your tears and offer you emotional
support while you watch a sad movie.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Why they also offer just.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Random companionship if you want to have coffee or have
a discussion. But women are paying men to wipe their
tears not all of them, I will say the other things,
but then there's men that are paying the women to
do other things.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
So it's just kind of interesting.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'll know, use your imagination, make pasta, I'll know.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
But I just thought that was so fascinating because they
got the cuddlers that are making money. Now you're making
money by wiping tears. I'm telling you you can make
money doing the most random things.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Make money taking advantage of people's lack of emotional intelligence
and self.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I be like, what can.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I I don't think it's the lack of intell emotional intelligence.
I think it's more of the need for connection. I
think it's people that just want to feel something or
talk to somebody, or feel connected to anything. So I
almost like you feel kind of sorry for him because
they just want to feel like somebody cares and they
pay for it.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
You will never go broke underestimating people. You will never
go broke underestimating people.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
I had to like that back writing down Victoria in head.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yes, and the Matt and Rude Symphony Orchestra is trending
right now because they've decided to do something different to
celebrate Valentine's Day. And they're having the Anti Valentine's Day
concert where they're going to be featuring all kinds of
songs like bad Romance. I will survive that. I do
think it's fun too. If they made it a sing along,

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it would be really exciting.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I want to go to a club and do that
reckon dance. I used to be anti vas Valentine's Day,
but I'm not anymore. Why too?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
I think if you, I think it's great that we
have a day where people could say, you know what,
today's about loving people and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Because if we did it every day, because a lot
of people.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Say a day, yeah, if that was true, we wouldn't
need the holiday. So let's just call it a day
where we say, you know what, this is a day
we're going to do this thing, because you don't do
it every day.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Valentine's they used to annoy me. Me too, so it's
a hallmark holiday. They made it up just so they
could sell cards. But then I don't know, I don't
know what changed, but at some point I was like,
but it is kind of cool to celebrate the person
that you love. If you're with somebody and you love them.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, and also just people that you love, because even
if you are single, it's fine. You can love on
your friend.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
No, it really is a day to stop down and be.
It doesn't matter about relationships. It's it is a completely
made up holiday for money.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Yes, but it's fun to spend your money on love.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
But capitalism is the winner. Yeah, you know, and we're Americans.
We love capital Yeah. Okay, well, Pappy Valentine's capitalist.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Give him some pennies. It'll be worth something one day.
That is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
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Speaker 12 (15:14):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubil Show.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
AJ is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been married to his wife for three years and
now he thinks something's going on, so hopefully we can
help him out. Sorry, you have to come on the
show this way, Aj, But what's up? Why do you
think you're watch cheating on you?

Speaker 13 (15:31):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Thanks, I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (15:34):
Thanks, but thanks for having me.

Speaker 11 (15:36):
Uh yeah, so.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
My wife she's.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Been acting really distant recently and a lot more secretive
than usual. And I don't know, like she's been spending
a lot of time away from home, you know, and
you know she she works out of the house, away
from the house, and I mean she's mean that she's

(16:01):
out with her friends when she's not at work or
she's working weight. But I don't know, it just seems
weird and consistent, like something's just off, and you know,
like all the vibes are strange. But then, like specifically,
I found this weird receipt for flowers that I never

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gave to her, and I don't know where it came from.
It was just there, and I asked her about it,
and she said that she sent her sister some flowers,
and you know, she was like avoiding eye contact and
was a little snippy with me. And I don't know
it she's just being weird. She didn't say, right, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I mean, sending your sister flowers doesn't feel like that's
too weird. But on top of everything else, I can
see how that would be kind of a flag. How
is she dressing when she goes to work when she
says she's out with her friends and stuff? Is she
wearing her regular clothes or does it seem like she
bought anything new or a little bit I don't know, tighter.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
I mean, she hasn't been buying new stuff, but does
seem a bit more elevated, like a bit more jewelry recently,
and like you know, she's been wearing her her perfume
bit more consistently, like definitely not once again like a
red flag, but like strong reddish yellow, kind of blood orange.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Guess she's making an effort more than she did before. Okay,
I see, yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Is there anybody that you suspect she could be cheating with?

Speaker 8 (17:39):
God, I don't know, maybe somebody at work or like
I already feel weird being on the radio. I don't
really exactly want to say exactly what she does, but
she does deal with a lot of clients and patients,
so like could be someone that she met along the
way that I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Is she a doctor?

Speaker 8 (18:00):
She works in the medical field?

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, okay, is there anything else going on that you.

Speaker 8 (18:07):
Just our conversations have been really short, like they haven't
really I don't know how much depth to them. It
seems to be like about scheduling, Like what we're going
to do with our days. It doesn't seem you know,
the question like how are you doing? It doesn't really
seem to be coming through. Even when I ask her,

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it's just like one word responses.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
They're not connecting.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
God of disengage.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, separate.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Well, you told us about grocery store. She's a rewards
member at, So we'll play a song come back, and
then call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month we choose one
lucky rewards member who gets free flowers deliver from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to
you or to somebody else. Okay, and thanks, yeah, I
appreciate you.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
We'll plus, don't come back. Get your to Catch a theater.

Speaker 9 (18:55):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheetah only.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
On the Tuble Show. Right in the middle of To
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us, Aj is
on the phone and he thinks that his wife of
three years named Sutton might be cheating. So on a second,
we're gonna call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store that she's a rewards member at. And say
that every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if she sends those flowers to AJ or

(19:22):
to somebody else. But before we do that, AJ, why
don't you break down your situation again one more time.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
So my wife, she's been acting really distant and we
haven't really been connecting on many things. And I found
this really weird random receipt for a bunch of flowers,
and I can fender about it because you know it
wasn't I didn't get any flowers. And she says She's
then to her sister, and you know, it just didn't

(19:48):
seem right. She was a warning eye contact and like
there's no connection, there's no vibes are off. It's a
bunch of orange flags, and I'm just suspicious.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 8 (20:02):
I guess so, no time like the present.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Here we go. Man, Hello, Hey, this is corrible calling
from SO. I was looking for an awards member named Sudden. Yeah, Hi,

(20:25):
how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, Sudden,
you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 14 (20:32):
I don't understand. I didn't know there's like a a
sort of an award thing happening.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
No, maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single week
we choose one Rewards member at random. We get three
flowers delivered from our floral department, just to say thank
you very much for shopping with us. So you've actually
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolates, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want within the fifty United States.

Speaker 14 (20:55):
Really, it's like free, you're just gonna give me flowers.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yes, absolutely free. There there's no purchase. You'll get confirmations
on everything. It's just our way of saying thank you
for shopping.

Speaker 14 (21:05):
Okay, and I picked them up or you send them out.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Here's how it works. I can take down the information
just in a matter of minutes over the phone. If
you know who you want to listen to right now,
I'm prepared to do that. I can also set up
a time where I can call you back. If that works,
you can send them wonderful. We'll start with a name,
first and last name, and then we'll get whatever you
want to put on the card. To that person and
then the address.

Speaker 14 (21:27):
Okay, can you send it to Jackson?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yes, I can Jackson? Got it? Jackson? Okay, got that?
And do you want a car? Do you want to
include a card with the flowers?

Speaker 14 (21:41):
Yes? Do I tell you what to write on the
card or do you have the other cards or tooth?

Speaker 8 (21:47):
Trump you do?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
You can tell me what to put on it?

Speaker 14 (21:50):
Okay? Can you write hold on, I'm trying to going
to send me cute? Can you write every time I
see you? My world feels brighter.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Every time I see you, My world feels brighter.

Speaker 14 (22:06):
And then right, I can't wait to spend more time together.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
We to spend more time together. I can get that too, Okay, great, Yeah,
that's great. Okay, great, And I would get the address
from you, but I'm not going to do that because
this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment called to Catch a Teeter
where you see if your significant other might be messing
around based on who they send flowers to. And your
husband AJ is actually on the phone and he's been listening.

Speaker 14 (22:31):
I don't understand this is a radio station.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Yes, yeah, I'm jumping.

Speaker 10 (22:40):
Hey, what.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
I don't understand what you're doing or why you're doing it.
And I don't know why you didn't tell me about
this person.

Speaker 14 (22:53):
Why are you calling a radio station and you're not
talking to me about this?

Speaker 8 (22:59):
We haven't been talking about anything. It's been hard to
like nail you down. It's been hard to find a
moment to talk about anything. This is the only way
I could actually think of. I didn't want to do this.
I feel like we haven't been connecting. I feel like
there's a weird thing with the flowers that you said
you sent to your sister, but I don't think that
was to your sister, Like I still don't was that

(23:20):
also to whoever the hell Jackson is is? Is that
who you've been seeing after work?

Speaker 6 (23:28):
Like?

Speaker 8 (23:29):
Have you actually been hanging out with your friends?

Speaker 14 (23:32):
It just seems very bizarre because nothing has been really different.
And you know that we're in an open relationship, and.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
So you know that I want people.

Speaker 14 (23:39):
Do you see people too? Oh, she didn't tell you
that we're in an open relationship.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
You didn't.

Speaker 14 (23:46):
Yes, we're in a different relationship, so it's okay for me.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
To be seeing someone right, Yes, yes, we are in
an open relationship, but she hasn't been honest with me,
which means that she's been cheating.

Speaker 10 (24:00):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Well, I'm confused that how it works though, Like you
can see other people only if you tell each other
you're seeing other people and like what their names are
and stuff. Yes, okay, but she's cheating because she didn't
tell you about Jackson.

Speaker 14 (24:14):
I'm I'm not cheating. We're just supposed to tell each
other when we're seeing someone and about them. And it's true,
I didn't tell them. Why because it's it's just become
a little bit emotionally intense with Jackson, and I knew
that you wouldn't approve AJ, so I didn't want to
tell you.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Does that mean that you're cheating even more?

Speaker 8 (24:37):
No, So if you weren't hiding it from me, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't think it was cheating. There's a very fun.

Speaker 14 (24:44):
Sensitive about this stuff. So just because it's a little
bit emotional, then you get like completely hung up about.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
It and ask me all these questions and things do
I care about? I don't. I don't think that. Sorry,
I'm having it's a hard time dealing with you just
keeping this from me right now? Uh, we we built this.
We built this on trust. We built like we talked
about communicating communication, and you're not communicating with me.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
But if you have a deal where you have an
over relationship and you're supposed to tell each other things,
then sudden, can't you see how he would expect you
to tell him?

Speaker 14 (25:20):
But I knew he gets so upset about it. It's
that it's emotional.

Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yeah, if it's emotional, then just don't go there, don't
don't go down that road, don't don't invest in it.
Then don't spend time with him.

Speaker 10 (25:36):
Like, I don't see why you're not thinking about this.

Speaker 14 (25:40):
Okay, don't go down that road. Yeah, what about Interstate
ten with Jenny?

Speaker 8 (25:43):
What was that about?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
What was that that we have put that behind us?

Speaker 14 (25:50):
We talked about Okay, okay, no, no, all right.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I mean I don't know, oh no, where we're at now.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
But there's a lot of light crossland.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I just want to know more about Jenny.

Speaker 14 (26:07):
We can definitely work this out, and I want to
work it out if you, okay, you are still important
person to me. I just I tell you that what
we've created, how we have an open relationship, and that
we agreed upon, but we can fix this. Okay, I
want to fix this.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
I want to fix this too, and I just want
to know I can trust you as we both try
to fix it.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
It looks like you both have had your interstate ten
months and.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
We can Maybe guys can do a different place, a
different highway.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, with each other. Maybe or maybe not. Good luck.

Speaker 9 (26:45):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Good morning? Can I take your order? I'm going to
a tall I've had a large black coffee. Large black Cops,
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 4 (26:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I mean yeah, that's the biggest one, you guy.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Venti is large?

Speaker 13 (27:02):
Is twenty Danny?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 12 (27:05):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 13 (27:09):
Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
in three languages. Almost time for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to battle our own Victoria
Ramirez in a fairly easy, yet somehow very hard game
of trivia for all the trivia glory. Yeah, also, Tyler
the creator tickets, So call us right now if you
want to play. Eight eight eight three four three one

(27:32):
six one eight eight eight three four three one O
six one. You can also dm us at the Jewel
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com if you
think you have what it takes to battle Victoria Ramirez
in the world's weirdest game of trivia ever past. You
have trash talk today.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I do.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I've been debating about which one to use. Okay, if
you want to play Victoria, it's time to get scared
because you're trash talk. It's top notch. Here we go.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Look, guys, they should really record this match and use
it as a safety demonstration.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
But you don't know why, because it's why you should
never challenge someone that's out of your league. Sucka what
why is it silent?

Speaker 7 (28:16):
What was the first particle you should they should record
this match and use it as a safety demonstration, or
why you should never challenge someone out of your league.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Okay, you're gonna get hurt.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
You're out here hurting people, Victoria. No, I'm just out
of their league. It's gonna be a safety demonstration.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
They can be recorded.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Is how you stay safe? Be a safety?

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah, say you don't stay safe previous safety, run the
other direction when you see me coming, because that's how
good I am?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
All right? Victoria punches down. I get it.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
That's the silence. At least give me a fake laugh
or something. Actually you're laughing right now.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
I should really record this match and use it as
a safety demonstration.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
But you don't know why, because this.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Is why you would ever challenge someone that's out of
your league.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Chair on that one.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Believe that's a new button.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
We can.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
You vus. Victoria's coming up right after this. It's the
Juble Show.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Scary.

Speaker 15 (29:33):
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
to it. I award you no points, and may God
have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Sign for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for Tyler the Creator. Take it's and now
to meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Mariah? What up?

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Mariah?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
How are you?

Speaker 13 (30:08):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (30:08):
How's it going good? Hey? In relation to the Mariah carey, oh, I.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
Mean she could be like my long lost mom.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Maybe I'm a junior, you know, like, are you ready
to take on Victoria?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Did you hear my trash talk?

Speaker 16 (30:26):
Yes, Victoria, are you ready to go down?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You know with your energy? Well, with your energy, like, yeah,
let's go. But then you said that part and I
was like, okay, but did you hear her?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Mariah's was so simple, but.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Like also effective. Mine's also effective, And I make it simple.
You people just don't listen. Send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Mariah, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 16 (30:58):
Okay, Okay, I'm nervous, Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
All right, here we go, Mariah. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
What is the name of the famous space telescope launched
by NASA in nineteen.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
Ninety Oh the Apaulo?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
What is the hardest natural substance on Earth?

Speaker 12 (31:18):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (31:20):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
What is the name of the first book in the
Lord of z Rings Truth? Us State is known as
the Land of ten Thousand Lakes.

Speaker 16 (31:29):
Um, Michigan.

Speaker 10 (31:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
All right, bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled, Mariah, what's something you would like to
tell the world today.

Speaker 17 (31:45):
I would like to tell the world to love each
other and everybody just be nice to each other because
that's what we need.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
We do need it. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, get out there and love on each other today.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Hello, with consent. Just love with consents in this.

Speaker 14 (32:02):
Game, specially Friday.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
You know.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
All right, here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds. Answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass. And you have to be Mariah outright to win.
Are you ready? Apps freaking lutely? All right, Mariah, you
can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
Okay, ready, there go.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
What is the name of the famous space telescope launched
by NASA in nineteen ninety Oh?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
No, next pass? What is the hardest natural substance on Earth? Medal?
What is the name of the first book and the
Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
What Lord of the Rings? Which US state is known
as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes?

Speaker 18 (32:40):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
You don't wait what he said?

Speaker 8 (32:43):
Next?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Fact pass?

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Who was the first US president to appear on television?

Speaker 10 (32:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
What is the name of the poem about the Trojan
War written by Homer Nye.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
They Oh, Biliad, isn't that right? I don't know. We'll
find out in just a second.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
No either.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
You're nervous about that one. All right, Let's send it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Producer Brad Victoria got one correct and potty mouth Mariah
got zero correct.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
WHOA Victoria did it? She won?

Speaker 19 (33:19):
Riyah.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
You still get tired of the creator tickets just for
playing though, Thank you for playing? Oh kay, all right,
let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
The name of the famous space telescope launched by NASA
in nineteen ninety was the Hubble Space Telescope. The hardest
natural substance on Earth is a diamond.

Speaker 16 (33:34):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
The Fellowship of the Ring is the name of the
first book in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Minnesota
is the state known as the Land of ten Thousand Lakes.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Franklin D.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Roosevelt was the first US President to appear on television.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I thought it was Abraham Lincoln too. It was right
after the Office and the Iliad.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Or Iliad, whatever you call it is the name of
the poem by Homer about the Trojan War.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, yeah, congratulations, Victoria. Play you for Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is dm us
at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Now it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Okay, this is wild.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
After a full year of getting data for the cyber truck,
we now know that the cyber truck is seventeen times
more likely to have a fire fatality than a Ford Pinto.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
So than the Pinto from back in the day.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Then the Pinto.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
So the Ford Pinto is referenced many times. I just
had to look it up that it was first released
in nineteen seventy. But apparently I had a reputation for fire.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah, because really the gas tank was wait really yeah,
and so those things will catch on fire all the time.
They stopped making them because of that.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, it was a safety concern. And so now since
that's been happening with the cyber truck, they did the
research and it's seventeen times more likely.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
That's a lot. Okay. The Pinto is way keater than
the I want to.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Be dope ironically, Yeah, that sounds not safe.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
But drive at your own What is it called you?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Why are the testla start? Is it the battery exploding
or something? What's going on with it?

Speaker 8 (35:05):
What it is?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah? Yeah? The cyber truck.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh yeah, I don't.

Speaker 11 (35:07):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I don't know it didn't say, but that would make
sense if it did. Yeah, they catch fire that random crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, fatalities and everything.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I also look awful. Stop buying them. It doesn't make
any sense, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Is this true?

Speaker 11 (35:19):
Though?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Once you buy it, you're stuck with it, like you
can't sell it back like all that kind of I
feel like I read an article about it. Yeah, like
you're locked in. You can't get rid of it.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Al so you can't resell it because nobody wants one.
You were alone in that decision.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I like them.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
I like them.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I like them.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yeah, you like them, But I don't think you like
them for the same reasons other people like them. I
think you like I think Jubile likes the cyber truck
because he goes that's weird. I'd like to be and
drive it around and making a joke. I think other
people think they look cool, insanely cool when they buy one.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
And all I see is a dummy with too much money. Yeah,
I would like to have one that's just like gold plated. Yeah,
you know, just like and so you walk up to
a place of people like, who is this a hole?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah, they would definitely have that.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
It's great. You need a gold plated Pinto, is what
you need? Yes?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I yes, Well this next story is safe and it's.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Great because holidays and the pressure of social media brings
so many more deals for consumers. So Subways got you
with that bogo so you can get a sandwich for
you and your love or whoever you claim to be
your lover.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
But that's actually going on now. So it's going on
now through Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
So long everything that was weirdly accurate that conversation.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
And lastly, science has made some really interesting developments, and
this is that they've created a type of asphalt that's
capable of repairing its own cracks over time. Whoa, so
where all of those potholes are and like where it
gets extra bumpy and stuff. Now this stuff is going
to just go ahead and repair itself. So it's based
off of the whole concept that trees and certain animals

(37:11):
are able to regenerate themselves.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
So I like that science was able to do that
with asphalt. It reminds me of all of.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
The villains and like a Disney movie, how when they die,
they then on the ground.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
And then they somehow just like mush back together and
they go back into the villain.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I don't like that. Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Now we've got asphalt coming back together, We've got aliens
coming down, we've got cars exploding.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
It's it's a time to be a lot.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Maybe asphalts spend too much time on TikTok and seeing
too many people be like, yeah, I've got cracks and
I'm not perfect, but I can mind them.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, that's what's trending.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Damien is on the phone today for a first date
follow up. He's getting ghosted by a woman named Serena,
So we're going to see if we can find out
why and maybe get him another date if he still
wants one after he finds out why. Damien whistle Man,
thank you for your email. Before we get into your date.
How long has it been since you talked to Serena.

Speaker 10 (38:12):
It's been about two weeks.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
About two weeks.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
That's kind of a sweet spot, you know, you start
to really panic at the two week point.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (38:20):
I didn't want to like rush or anything, but I am.
I am. Once when I heard y'all we're looking for
you know, things like this, I was like, I don't
want to try and reach out.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Okay, we'll tell us a little bit about Serena and
why you think you're getting ghosted.

Speaker 10 (38:34):
Like, honestly, I think I'm a pretty self aware guy,
and I am puzzled as to what's going on because
we went. I took her on a date to a
wine bar, and first of all, actually she is a
friend of a co worker of mine, and so I
took her to a wine bar and it was pretty casual.
I thought we had great conversation, and let me just say,

(38:55):
she is absolutely stunning. She's beautiful. But more importantly, I
just thought that she was really intriguing and she was
a little shy. I could tell she was a little nervous,
but overall, I thought the date went really well and
I was surprised when she just left in.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
The middle of it she just left in the middle
of your date.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
Yes, like she went to the bathroom and was just gone.
I'd say probably like were We were three quarters of
the way through the state, and I thought everything was
going like wonderful, and then all of a sudden, she's
just gone.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Did it seem like something had happened?

Speaker 10 (39:29):
I did notice that, like something came up, and she
was like it looked like maybe like halfway through she
got a text or something, and something looked a little frantic,
So maybe something came up and now she's like maybe
too shy to reach out or something. But yeah, I
mean like she she was kind of texting a bunch
and then we talked a little bit more. She went
to the restroom and then she was gone.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
M I mean, either you really sucked in her mind,
or you know, something did did happen.

Speaker 10 (39:55):
I will be the first to admit, you know, like
my bad, but I really don't think that's the case.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
If you're running out on somebody, how do you redeem
yourself after that?

Speaker 10 (40:04):
I just hope something like came up. I asked my
friend about it too, and he said he hasn't heard
from them, and so I'm not really sure. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Huhuh, Yeah, it must have been something then with the
with the phone or the sex message.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Yeah, did it seem like she was distracted? I mean,
was you know, was she getting a lot Like did
it look like an emergency happened? Is what I mean?
Did it look like there was something she was paying
attention to so much on her phone where all of
a sudden she just had to go if.

Speaker 10 (40:29):
It was an emergency. She played it off pretty well.
But I will say, like the first like you know,
hour or so, like we were talking and she wasn't
really on her phone at all, and then she started
like getting on her phone at bunch and so like
that was like noticeable, but it didn't I don't know,
it didn't seem like it was necessarily anything too crazy

(40:50):
to the point where like, you know, she went to
the bathroom and then I was there for another forty
five minutes before I was like, I think she's gone.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh wow, one of the Okay, that's where that's got
to be awkward.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Uh, I'm sorry, Tom, It's like worse than ghosting. You
got like what is it called leaving the middle of
a day ditched?

Speaker 10 (41:07):
Yeah, I would have felt like at least a heads
up or something, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, that would be a common courtesy.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
So since that happened, how many times have you tried
to reach out to her?

Speaker 8 (41:17):
You know?

Speaker 10 (41:17):
I texted her a couple of times really, just like
early on, like maybe a week ago, but I haven't
wanted to like blow her up or anything like that,
so I just kind of let it be. And I've
still been thinking about it. So that's why I reached
out to you'all.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
I'd be more worried at this point than anything else,
because that's just too strange.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
Yeah, I mean, I am kind of worried. I mean, like,
I guess I'm worried about her, but you know, I'm
always like, is there something wrong with me?

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Too?

Speaker 16 (41:45):
Right?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
All right, Well, we'll try to figure out for you
to play a song come back, and then call her
and see if we can figure it out and get
you another date if you still want one.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
All right, We'll play a son come back and get
your first day follow up next.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
So you will show first date follow up powered by
the Advocates Injury Attorneys Online at Advocateslaw dot Com.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Right in the middle of your first day, follow up
and if you're just joining us. Damien is on the phone,
and Damien is getting more than ghosted by Serena. He
actually got ditched in the middle of his date by Serena,
and he doesn't know why. Damien. Before we call her
to see if we can figure it out, just refresh
everybody's memory. Run down real quick. How your date went.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
Yeah, my friend set me up with the date. We
went to a line bar and she was awesome and
we had a great time, or we were having a
great time. And then about now we're in I've noticed
that like she started, I guess she got a text
message or something and started maybe freaking out a little bit,
and a little after that, went to the restroom and

(42:45):
never came back. Been trying to hit her up. And
that's when I reached out field.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
And that was it, Like no response.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
I just want to know what it was me too.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
All right, we're about to call her, Damien.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
You ready, Yeah, I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
All right, Here we go. Hello, Hi man, I speak
to Serena. Hey Serena, how are you. This is Jubil
from the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Hi Serena.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
My name's Nina, I'm here too, Nina Serena. See we
could be friends. Hi, I'm Victorian. So there's three people
on the phone with you.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Oh wow, okay, Hi.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Are you familiar with the show at all?

Speaker 11 (43:30):
A little bit?

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Have you ever heard the segment that we do called
a first date follow up before?

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Oh gosh?

Speaker 14 (43:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Oh so we got an email about you from somebody
that you're ghosting.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Have you ran out on a date recently?

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
My god, a little more than ghost.

Speaker 13 (43:56):
Horrifying. This is like the worst case there.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Damien emailed us and he is wondering what he did,
like why you just ran out on your date with him?

Speaker 8 (44:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Oh no, okay, hmm okay, okay, breathe really clicks together.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
Okay, I'm so embarrassed. Oh my gosh, Okay, No, it
had nothing to do with Jamien.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
I mean he's there. I mean he's not there, but
he can hear me. I guess you had nothing to.

Speaker 8 (44:31):
Do with him.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
So you have heard a few of.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
These, Yeah, no, I have.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
I can tell because you know that he's on the
other line listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Let's not put the pressure on yet. I feel like,
let's let him. Listen, I agree before we put him
on point Nina.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Yeah, No, it had nothing to do with him. It's
just really embarrassing. I was really excited about this day.
My friend works with Damien mm hmm. So I really
wanted to look nice and I don't really have a
lot of you know, like nice.

Speaker 13 (45:05):
Dress up stuff. So I borrowed some clothes from her.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
And it was like a really low cut body suit. Yeah,
it was as cute until it wasn't.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
At one point I reached like to get some water,
and it like fell open and I had like I
had a wardrobe malfunction.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
A little like a nip slip.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah, I know he saw it, Like, I know, he
looked straight at me, and I was just there was
way more than I'm not like that. I didn't. I
don't dress up like that at all, and I sure don't,
you know, strip I was mortified. So I started texting

(45:58):
my roommate about I mean, I can't believe that he
made me wear this, and now I'm you know, I
just I look like a stripper. And so I just
excused myself to the bathroom and then I couldn't I
just couldn't come back to the table.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
I was just so embarrassed that I knew he's seen me.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
You know, are you sure he saw you?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
I know he saw me, Like he smiled, you know,
he smiled at me and was like, I mean, he
was playing it off, but I was just it was horrible.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
It's definitely an embarrassing moment, just to make you feel
better really quickly, just to know that you're not alone.
I have actually split my pants on a date, wide
open in the back, and I was wearing a thong
and it was completely visible, to the point that he
had to go to his car to get me a
hoodie to tie around my waist. And I was wearing
a nice outfit to make sure people didn't see my butt.

(46:55):
So you're not alone. This kind of stuff, it happens day, even.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
If it was your first date. Though I find it
hard pressed to believe that most people would judge somebody
for that on a first date. Right, it just happens,
It's an accident.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Well, what if it happened to you, jubill.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Let's pretend that you were single and you went on
a date with somebody and all of a sudden they
had a little oopsie.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Right, are you cool?

Speaker 11 (47:18):
With that.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah, yeah, and not not in a pervy way, sure, right,
but I would try to make the fault. I would
actually look at it as an opportunity to, like, watch,
I'm going to show her understanding I am, and then
maybe I'll get to see him for real later. You know,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I asked my question because.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You know you will be like, it's okay, pulls his
pants down and restaurant.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Well, maybe we should talk to Damien. Yeah, see if
he even saw.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
It, Srina, you already know he's on the other line listening,
so we'll just bring him on Damien.

Speaker 10 (47:49):
Uh yeah, I just want to go ahead and like
clear the area. I had no idea that this happened, Like,
honest to god, I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
I'm serious.

Speaker 11 (48:00):
I know you said that.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
I like smiled and played it off, but like, I
don't know if like I just wasn't looking like I
feel like that's something I would have noticed. But I
swear to god, I had no idea that that ass.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Oh my gosh, does that make you feel better, Serena, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Yeah, I mean it does.

Speaker 13 (48:21):
But I'm so sorry that I loved I just.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
I was mortified. I just I just wanted the words
of like swallow me up. I was so horrified by it.

Speaker 10 (48:31):
Well, and I also just want to say that I
thought that you looked like fantastic and I jumped it.
It was you look incredible that night.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
Oh well, thank you. I'll never be wearing it again,
but thank you.

Speaker 10 (48:43):
Yeah. Like, I really had no idea, and I thought
i'd like I sat there puzzled, like when I finally
realized you weren't coming back, I was like, man, what
did I do that? Like really screwed up the states?
And I thought it was I thought it was going
really well. I thought we really connected.

Speaker 13 (48:56):
No, it really was, And it's just me.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
It was just me. I was just I couldn't. I
felt like I couldn't come back from that. And I'm
really sorry. I should have I should have said something,
but I honestly felt like I couldn't even I couldn't
even come back to the table after that.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
That's okay, I get I'm sure that's yeah. That would
be really really tough to like try and cover up
with if you thought that's what was going on, And I, yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
You see, That's what I've noticed about, especially when things
like that happen. People are self conscious about it because
they know it happened. Yeah, but most of the time
people aren't even checking for it and they didn't see
it at all. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (49:32):
Yeah, I didn't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Hey, Serena, would you like another date with Damien now
that you know he didn't see it and it wasn't
awkward for him because he didn't even see it at all.
And he's also really liked you and it's been wondering
why you ran out.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
That would be great, absolutely sweet, Dailien.

Speaker 10 (49:50):
Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah, let's let's we go. Maybe,
like we'll go walk in the park and we can
wear big sweatshirts or something so we don't have to
worry about it.

Speaker 13 (49:57):
You know, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
Thank you, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
You're so cute, Serena.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
Oh, thank you guys. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (50:10):
Better.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
I'm so sorry, Damon.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
I'm really not like that.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
I'm not I'm not.

Speaker 10 (50:14):
Just I'm looking forward to another thing.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Too.

Speaker 13 (50:20):
Thank you so much giving me another chance.

Speaker 9 (50:24):
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Speaker 1 (50:30):
There's only one place to turn when you need life advice.
And no it's not doctor Phil. All he's going to
do is sit there and say what were you thinking?
Over and over again. And it's not your favorite influencer
who has a very loose understanding of what manifesting means.
And it's not even Oprah because she's just going to
tell you to take ozimpic. Oh no, it's the Jewbil Show.

(50:54):
And of course it's almost Valentine's Day and one of
our listeners is in a messy situation made the wise
decision of asking if they can come on this show
and ask are incredibly knowledgable and messy listeners how they
can fix their life. And they're on the phone right now.
Her name is Bailey. Bailey. What's up? How are you?

Speaker 11 (51:10):
Hey?

Speaker 8 (51:11):
Guys?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
How are you good? What's your issue? What do you
need help with?

Speaker 19 (51:16):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (51:16):
I definitely need some help. So here's my situation. Full disclosure.
I screwed up. First, I cheated on my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh, okay, like this how long ago? Okay?

Speaker 16 (51:30):
A year ago?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I was wondering if it was just like just happened
before you called mites ago and I don't know what
to do.

Speaker 16 (51:41):
No, No, like a year ago, I cheated on him.
It was just one time. It was this guy at
the gym. It you know, didn't mean anything. It was
so stupid of me. My boyfriend found out and he
made me feel so awful for months, which well deserved
of course.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
So you guys are still together.

Speaker 16 (51:59):
Then we are. We're still together.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I was sort of impressive because it takes a lot
to come back from that. Yeah, it does.

Speaker 17 (52:07):
It took it took a lot for me to gain
his trust back. But we've been doing really well, so
I know he has a lot.

Speaker 16 (52:17):
Of plans for us for Valentine's Day, which is coming up.

Speaker 12 (52:22):
And okay, so here's the thing though, Last weekend I
went out with my girlfriends and we were at the
bar and.

Speaker 17 (52:29):
Ran, Oh no, no, that'd be so much worse.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Okay, so it's not that way.

Speaker 16 (52:36):
Maybe it is. Anyway, So last weekend went out with
my girls. We were at the bar, and we actually
ran into one of his friends at the bar. Okay,
now I know this guy really well. Of course we
all hang out. So we all hung out.

Speaker 18 (52:51):
We were all drinking and after a handful of drinks,
my boyfriend's friend let it slip that apparently my boyfriend
also cheated on me.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Who really like around the same time or recently.

Speaker 16 (53:09):
More recently, but from what I've gathered, it was about
six months ago.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Okay, dude, this is your You just found this out
that he cheated on you as well.

Speaker 16 (53:20):
Just found this out last weekend.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
So he never told you.

Speaker 16 (53:23):
No, my boyfriend never told me. I never saw any signs.
I was completely oblivious until his friend and he just
let it slip. It was just like, you know, I'm
so glad that you guys are doing so well.

Speaker 8 (53:35):
Now.

Speaker 16 (53:35):
You're such a cute come and like, how funny is
it that you both cheated on each trouble?

Speaker 10 (53:42):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Wait both we both did?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Huh has a friend You're probably like logically like, okay,
they canceled each other out.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, the friend knows too much.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
And they're like, that's just so great you guys together
after all this turmoil.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
He was one time.

Speaker 11 (53:57):
For him.

Speaker 16 (53:57):
From what it sounds like, I mean, I didn't ask
any questions because it sounded like he thought I already knew.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Okay, so what do you what do you need help with?

Speaker 16 (54:09):
So now I'm just trying to figure out, Like what
do I do? He has got all these plans for
Valentine's Day. I don't want to ruin that. But you know,
do I end the relationship?

Speaker 11 (54:20):
Do I just let it slide?

Speaker 16 (54:21):
Because we're kind of even now? Like, well, how do
I handle this? Do I talk to him about it?
I don't know what to do?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Okay? Well, call up eight eight eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. Text in four to one oh six one.
What do you think Bailey should do? We'll talk to
Bailey more right after this and you can give her
your advice next. Bailey sounds hot if she wants to
cheat on her boyfriend again, so she's in the lead.
Tell her to hit me up. What text message we

(54:50):
just got in at four one oh six one because
one of our listeners Bailey is on the phone and
she needs advice on how to handle a difficult situation.
And Bailey, you you said you'll take some phone calls
from our listeners to give you some advice.

Speaker 16 (55:04):
Yeah, absolutely, okay.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
And if you didn't hear the first part, Bailey cheated
on her boyfriend about a year ago, and then she
was just out with some friends, and she ran into
one of his friends and that person shared with her
that her boyfriend has also cheated about six months ago,
and Bailey had no idea, So she just learned this,
and she wonders. She's wondering what she should do. Should
she break it off? Should she tell him? What should

(55:28):
she do? Because he's got big Valentine's Day plans and
of course Valentine's Day is coming up. Hey Jesselyn, Hi,
good morning. What do you think Bailey should do?

Speaker 19 (55:38):
Honestly? I think they should come together as adults and
you know, have a discussion her tell him, you know
that she found out that something may have happened, have
a discussion as to why they were both unfaithful in
the first place. I mean, at about a point in
our lives where we need to make some you know,

(55:58):
big kid decisions. We don't want to base a relationship
off of, you know, unfaithfulness and you know, not being
true to each other totally.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
That's great advice, tessela In. Actually, Bailey, can I ask
you one question?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
How do you feel? Though?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Like?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
How do you like? What's your gut telling you? Are
you sad? Are you mad?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Do you feel like you guys are even like, how
do you feel? Do you feel betrayed?

Speaker 16 (56:22):
I'm absolutely crushed. Yeah, heartbroken.

Speaker 12 (56:26):
You know, I thought that we had moved past this,
and I didn't. I didn't expect him to do something
like this and never tell me, especially after how hard
I worked to earn his trust back.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Sure, yeah, because you did you tell him when you
cheeted on him? Or did he just find out?

Speaker 16 (56:45):
He found out, but he found out right after it happened,
And honestly, I would have told him.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Okay, somebody chexted in at four one o six one
and said go your separate ways.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
I think what's crazy about this too, is that he
made you feel like crap for months, puts you in cheeter,
you know, because you know someone is unfaithful in a
relationship and then the other.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Person rides the high road for four months. Yeah, that's
also not cool if you're gonna choose to trust them
to take somebody back after they cheated, and you also
have to choose to trust them right and not like
use it against them as he did he use it
against you.

Speaker 16 (57:18):
Oh, absolutely, every chance he got it came up.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I wonder if it was his way of trying to
get past it, because even though like they stayed together
and obviously he was making you feel bad about it,
hoping that would make him feel better about the fact
that he stayed. Maybe this was like that last chance
for him to try to digest what had happened. I'm
not saying it's okay just but psychologically I could see
him trying to find comfort in doing that, saying now
that it's even I can look at you straight in

(57:42):
the face and not feel as betrayed as I do.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
Well, you also say you're good. Y'all are good now,
like y'all are on good terms. Now did that only
happen about six months ago, like after he cheated?

Speaker 16 (57:54):
You know, I feel like it was a very gradual
thing that happened, as I you know, to gain his
trust back, and we've just continuously gotten better and better
in our relationship.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Well, then at this point, it is, like Jesslyn said,
really worth it having that to have that conversation. And
maybe you have that conversation on Valentine's Day?

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I mean, why not?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Because it is about love and finding a way to
be together and love each other. I mean, maybe that
is a good time to do it.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
It's not that ruining Valentine's Day? Who cares? It's already
got the stress on both sides.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Somebody texted in at four one o six one and said,
I was in the same situation and we worked through it.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Oh, pop off is definitely possible.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
How yeah, is this someone you could see yourself deathbed
holding their hand?

Speaker 16 (58:40):
I thought so till I found this out, and now
I'm just so on the fence.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Somebody else texted in at four one o six one,
Bailey and said, you guys should an open relationship. That
that's a good Valentine's Day. I was thinking we could
just both see other people we like together. You see
a couple over there, an option, Bailey.

Speaker 16 (59:02):
I don't think that that would work well for us.

Speaker 8 (59:04):
More power to the.

Speaker 16 (59:05):
People that it works for, But I don't think that
that's in our future.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I think a lot of people on the text my
support are saying that you should at least confront him
and let him know that you know. Yeah, I think
you should do this, Bailey. I think you should confront
him right and give him the opportunity to be honest
with you. And I think if he lies to you,
then be out right. You were honest with him when
you got caught he cheated. He hasn't told you either way. Honestly,

(59:31):
I think your relationship should be done no matter what,
because I think trust has been so trampled on at
this point. But whatever, if you want to stick with it,
then I think you should confront him about it, but
give him the opportunity to lie, because if he lies
about it, then you know you can't trust him at all.
And you should definitely do it on Valentine's Day over dinner.
Wait till he gives you the gifts, though.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Get the gifts first, you get all the guilt gifts now, yeah,
those are always the best gifts.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
That's why I got all my gifts from.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Then stay with them a little bit, give me the lie,
get the guilt gifts, then dip on on Saturday or Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
What do you think you're going to do, Bailey.

Speaker 12 (01:00:11):
I think I'm going to confront him, but I think
I'm going to wait till after Valentine's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Yeah, just dragging to Valentine's exactly.

Speaker 16 (01:00:18):
Okay, so much effort into the day and I really
just don't want to ruin that. Even if the relationship ends,
I don't want to ruin all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
The guests.

Speaker 6 (01:00:30):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
I do so.

Speaker 17 (01:00:38):
I don't know if you'll recognize my voice, but I
actually came out a year ago onto y'all's thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I was going to say you your voice did sound
very familiar. Okay, that's so dope. And in case you
missed when he was on before, we have the audio
of that right here to.

Speaker 16 (01:00:50):
My name is Slogan Page, and I'm actually very local
to where y'all actually do y'all show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Oh really, okay, Yes, that's cool, Logan Page, and you're
officially out of the closet.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
I welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Yeah, congratulations, Will in a whole new life today. That
is awesome. Congratulations, that's amazing. I'm so proud of you. Honestly,
that's got to be hard to have such a big
secret and try to live a life that other people
want you to live. And you're about to make me
cry right now, man, seriously, Oh cry, do not cry because.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
We're all going to cry.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
How do you feel?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I feel much better? Actually?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Yeah, yeah, I bet Logan. Are you going to do
anything to celebrate today?

Speaker 16 (01:01:41):
I'm actually going to ask the guy that I've been
talking to you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Yeah, that was you how to go?

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
It was actually really good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah, yay, congratulate trade.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Yeah, so we're actually going on a year today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
That is very awesome. You have any words of inspiration
for anybody who was in the situation that you were in.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Don't be scared.

Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
Everybody's gonna love you no matter what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
And if they don't love you, then that I'm in
my opinion, if they don't love you enough to love
you for who you are, then they don't deserve to
be in your life exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:02:12):
That's the reason why I got on Dirty Little Secret
because I want to do.

Speaker 6 (01:02:15):
Let y'all know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Oh well, thank you so much. I appreciate the update. Man,
that's awesome, of course. Yeah, have a great one, and
thank you very much for your words too. You're a
great example.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
And go create new dirty little secrets for your one
year anniversary.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
You don't even know, all right, tip care, thank you
for checking in. All right, Bye y'all, Bye bye. What's
your dirty little Secret? Text shoebol to four one oh
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