BONUS - Real news OR Fake news? Can you tell?

The Jubal Show throws out headlines, and we have to determine whether it's a real new story or a fake one. It's a weekly round up of fun in a world of chaos.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Check this out.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Two men used a cannon in an attempt to smuggle
two hundred thousand dollars worth of contraband in to a prison.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's a jubile show. Is that a real news story
or is that a fake news story? Fake real?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's time for real news or fake news. The segment
where we give you a news headline and you have
to figure out if it's a real one or a
fake one. It's a lot harder than it sounds to
try to figure out what is real news and what.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Is fake news. But welcome to it, And that is
a real news story.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Two men from Louisiana were arrested when they attempted to
use a cannon to smuggle two hundred thousand dollars worth
of contraband into a federal prison.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
The story also reports that the cannon had a range
of over three hundred and fifty feet, so theoretically it
could have worked if they had been a little bit
quieter with their attempt.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well, think about that for a second. I just went
down a whole rabbit hole of like back in the
time of wars, where you would use cannons. It was
only three hundred and fifty feet. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, back when, back in the day, with those old cannons,
they had to be very close.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Wow, sketchy.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Besides, try and think this is a good idea, guys,
I know, our new way.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
To get the drugs in.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Also, how are they going to get their return on
that money?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's funny. There has to be another cannon in the prison.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, where the whoever got it on the other side
shoots back the money to them.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I guess I don't think they thought that far.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You right, just give it to a guard either way.
Now they can just be in the prison. Real news
or fake news? Major city tests new walk and text
lanes for distracted pedestrians. Is that a real new story
or a fake news story?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Please tell me that's fake guys. We can't be there
just yet. Please tell us we're not there just yet.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Everybody knows good government meets the people where they are,
and if they can't stop the walking and texting, then
they need to make space for it.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
This is a real story.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Bred is obviously into politics way, but that is actually
a fake news story. Wheel it says, well, some cities
have experimented with pedestrian phone lanes it's not wisebread or
officially enforced yet.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Real news or fake news.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I give you a news headline and you have to
figure out if it's real or fake. It's a lot
harder than it sounds. Florida man arrested for trying to
We'll see Florida man arrested for trying to run to
Bermuda in a giant hamster wheel. Trying to run to
Bermuda in a giant hamster wheel.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's so real. He's coming from Florida. Man still saying
it's real, Victoria. I think this is a trick. We
all know.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
You can't get there in a hamster wheel. You can
get there in a hamster ball. Probably, So we're gonna
say I think this is a trick one. I think
it's half true. I'm gonna say fake, but I think
there's a real element here.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, this news story is one hundred percent real. You
already knew it with Florida Stuck with It says a
man was detained by the Coastguard after attempting to cross
the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade floating hamster wheel.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh my gosh. He claimed he was on a voyage
for world peace.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
He was like, that's kind of arrested.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
You can take a few feet out into the water.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, he got like thirty feet and they're like, what's
this guy doing?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
What is what in the world? It's real news or
fake news?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Where I give you a news headline and you have
to see if you can figure out whether it's real
news or fake news.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I mean, if you were going a coast guard in Florida,
I mean the lines of the coast Guard.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, all right, real news or fake news. Pigeon arrested
in India on suspicion of being a spy. Oh oh,
pigeon arrested in India on suspicion of being a spy.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story? Ah?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't know, because it could have been a drone
just dressed up as a pigeon, but us sons, Yeah,
we're gonna go think.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I'm gonna say this is one hundred real pigeons blend
in very well, very good choice for a spy, whichever
country was using it.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
We also know that pigeons used to carry letters.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
We stopped using them for that, And I bet you
not to say a conspiracy theory here. We kept a
few back that still carry letters, and we taught them
to write them as well. That's why that pigeon is
a spy.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Woyd keep them, Brad. You kept them back where.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
We give them, where we keep everything. Guantanam obey. This
is a real news story.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
What ye.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Authorities in India had been tracking a group of terrorists.
They say that we're sending messages letting people know that
they should be awaiting mister Pecker to arrive.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh, his name was mister Pecker.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And they captured mister Pecker with a security mysterious code
and coded note attached to its leg near the Pakistani border.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Oh my goodness, barking concerned of espionage. I want to
know how they caught the pigeon. Like is it just
like twenty different smolders is running over all They're like falling.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Down and then you just see like the commander be
like someone get the pigeon, and like the pigeon just
freaking out because it doesn't know that it's a spy.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
It's a pitcheon. It was just doing its thing. You know,
why are all these people chasing me? Also, he stopped
at the border. What a terrible pigeon? Spy way.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hold on, I'm a bird. I can fly where I want,
but I gotta no, I'm not gonna I can't just
cross the border.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'm a bird. Everybody can see that border. Those real
news are fake news. Wow. Be careful out there