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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You ever wish you could sit in on someone's counseling session.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, it's a jewbal show actually, just to.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hear all the weird things that are going on in
their heads so you can feel better about all the
weird things going on in your head. Well, guess what
you're in luck because there's a trend going viral of
couples counselors sharing the top complaints of both men and
women in their counseling sessions. Cool, and some of them
might surprise you. We'll go over it next and then
send you a bill for the free therapy session. So

(00:25):
just text us your address for ever one oh six y' one.
But find out what couples fight about the most in
couples therapy. Right after this, imagine this for a second.
It's a jewbile show. You're an elite mma fighter. You've
got a huge fight coming up. You've been training for
a year, ducking punches in the gym, doing press conferences
where the two of you take all kinds of insane
digs at each other. You're both posting social media videos

(00:48):
how you're literally going to demolish the other person. Your
friends all hear about how much you just want to
punish them in the ring, and you know you're going
to walk out of their champion. And then the day comes,
you hop into the ring and go round after round
after round in the toughest, most grueling, physically and emotionally
draining battle of your life. Punches, kicks, elbows are all

(01:09):
flying so much so that the referee keeps having to
separate you guys and warn you to fight fair. And
then after the fight you have to pay the referee
several several hundreds of dollars, walk out of the building
with the person you were battling against, get into the
same car and go So where do you want to
go for dinner? That's what couples counseling is like. There's

(01:36):
a trend going viral of couples counselors sharing the top
complaints from both men and women, and we'll go over
it right now and then charge you with the free
therapy goo later. But what do people complain about the
most in couples counseling. Let's start with the men's complaints.
Here are the top four complaints that men have in
couples counseling. She says she doesn't want fries and then

(01:56):
eats mine is big your size that though, so why
are you complaining about it? It's just a cute quirk.
It's a cute quirk. It's such a common complaint, I
guess from a couple of scounclors. Then more than one
couple of scouncers says, this is a huge complaint when
it comes to god, is that your own fries?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm not really sure. I'll just be smart and think
ahead in order to or she can be an adult
in order her own damn fry.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I think that's the argument and couple of scounseling right there.
So if she does it every time, when you have
known that and so.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Then we have that, I can see how this could
go mad.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
I can see to me it's a simple fix. It's ridiculous.
You have to have to talk about it, or maybe
just go. I'll have two bowls of fries please, yeah, yeah,
yeah for me and one for her.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That's so sweet. And then she's gonna be like, don't
get me any I don't want you should be She
will be like, I don't want fries. I'm gonna diet, but.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You eat all of mine just because the mind yea,
the calories I guess we know why that comes up
in couples scounselings. Here's another one of the top complaints
for men and couples scounseling. She watches shows without me,
and then when I do it, she acts like I
cheated on her.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's really funny.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
My friends that are in relationships complain about this all
the time, really, because that's their time that they set
apart that they're going to spend together and watch these shows.
And so if you get ahead, if anybody gets ahead,
it's a problem. Yeah, you gotta lie about it.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I've done that before.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I secretly got ahead. I secretly watched it and be like,
I don't mind watching them again. I'm just I'm not
gonna tell her though.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I was bored.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I didn't have anything else to do. I can't find
anything to watch. I'm like, I know, I like this show.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I want to see people acting like he's surprised at
this show.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh yeah, Oh my goodness, that that was crazy. We're
going over I trend this going viral of couples counselors
sharing the top complaints from men and women in their
couple scountling sessions. She asked where I want to eat
and then rejects every option.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Don't give me a bad option. Easy.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
You know what's really funny if you think about it,
this is what you're talking about in counseling. Your problems
sound okay, that's your biggest problem.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
This might be what they're talking about saying.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
What these gentlemen who are putting these things out have
other issues they're not expressing.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
She stills my hoodies, but when I borrow socks, it's weird.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
It is weird, dude, that is weird.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, oh, if the therapist actually said that, But.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
That's weird. How small are your feet.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
On the top complaints from women when it comes to
their counseling sessions in couples counseling. So the trend that
is going viral of couples counselors sharing the top complaints
for men and women in their sessions. He treats his
gaming headset like it's a life support system.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's not really common. I think it is. Yeah, I
think it is very common.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
My brother used to play his games outside in like
our upstairs living room area.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Oh oh my gosh, I thought the cat was dying
at one point.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
The way he screams at the headset because like he's
playing whatever game, but then he won't get off of it.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
He'll be up on it till like one o'clock in
the morning's playing after the age of eighteen.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
If you have an emotional reaction to a video game
or to a sports event, we are not the same.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, well you might not be the same, but it's
very common.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
There's another one of the top complaints from women when
it comes to their a couple of counseling sessions. He
starts a home project and then never finishes it.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh yeah, that would be annoying. They take a long time,
even screws.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Out or something that's just dangerous. Juble's the home improvement
starter king. Yeah, I do finish them. Yeah, well, I
finished a lot of them now. But I've been in
relationships before where I was asked to do a lot
of home improvement options and I'm like, I don't know
which one to prioritize.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Everything's just undone.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm like, Okay, yesterday you asked me to build something
that I have no idea how to build, so I
spend most of the time watching YouTube videos a bunch,
and then today you asked me to do something else.
So I don't know which one you want. I'm just
going to go in the bathroom and cry a bit.
But I'll have my drill with me if you need me.
Here's another one of the topic plays from women, and

(06:14):
it comes to a couple scouting. He texts K instead
of actually responding. I don't like the K text no
matter what, I think that's better than nothing. I usually
send that, just the letter K. You know, put some
put some sugar on it. I know you're not mad
because K always seems mad.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, also just reacting and not sending anything sometimes that
gets me. Depends on the mood. But I'm like, no, no,
I need a four response. I just laughing emoji is
not gonna work.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
What do you mean? I mean, I'm laughing at whatever
you're saying. No, it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
It means you have the lowest effort possible You've just
put into responding to my awesomeness.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Sometimes you just want to be laughed out right? Isn't
that stroking the ego? Type it out? Type it out?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Another The number one response that they say that they
get a lot in couple scounting sessions.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Is he breathes. It goes on to say too loudly
when he sleeps, But I love it here minds Mere