The Full Jubal Show from March 7th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in An AI powered robot lawyer was set
to defend a client in court until it objected to
itself and got kicked out of the case. Is that
a real news story or a fake news story? Because
it's time for real news or fake news where I
give you a news headline and you have to see
whether you can tell if it's a real news story
or a fake news story. And it's a lot harder

(00:20):
than you think. And that's actually a real news story.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It a company tried to use an AI chatbot to
argue a real court case, and the chatbot actually objected
to it being a lawyer, so they had to shut
it down and get a real lawyer. There are headlines
out there that are real, but they sound super fake,
and then they're also also fake news, so we'll help
you watch out for both things. Here's a headline. Man

(00:46):
successfully sues McDonald's after claiming a chicken nugget spoke to him.
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
That's a real pretty brad.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
What do you think everybody knows chicken nuggets are dead?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
This is a fake story. Mc donald's chicken nuggets speak
to me all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, And I've sat in the McDonalds before and sometimes
the people eating there, You're like, I could definitely see
them thinking their food speak. Yeah, but this one is
actually a fake new story. That was a headline that
went viral though, and people didn't believe it this week.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
It's very believable. Yeah, real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I give you a news headline and you have to
see whether you can tell if it's a real.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
News story or if it's a fake news story.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Scientists teach rats to drive tiny cars and they actually
really enjoy it. Is that a real new story or
a fake new story?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Also?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Cute?

Speaker 5 (01:32):
It is cute, but I'm gonna go with fake. This
isn't any rat of two week kind of situation. I
think it's fake too.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
But it reminds me that car commercial where the little
mice would get in the car and they were hamsters. Oh,
thank you, Mars Rodents.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
This story is one hundred percent real. Let me tell
you why.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, how do you think these mice get to all
of these tests that they have to take that we
do on them?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
This is their job.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
They have a commute.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
They love cars because then they don't have to scurry
to work, not a scurry.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
This is actually a real news story.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
This it is.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I guess that's how I get to their studies. They
drive there, so I hope they carpool.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yes, for the environment, researchers built tiny electric cars for rats,
and not only did the rats learn to drive, but
they actually seem to find it relaxing.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
That's really cute. That's really cute. I can't see this happening.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Also, I hate the fact that rats are so smart,
because they're disgusting.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Where we give you a news headline, you have to
see whether you can tell if it's a real news
story or a fake news story. Octopuses are throwing things
at each other and at humans.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
True.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Is that a real news headline or a fake news set?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Real?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Saying real?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Nina, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
I kind of want to say fake because I don't
think they throw by each other like humans, that makes sense,
but like each other, I'll say fake.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
How many arms do you have before the only thing
you have left to do is throw things?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
This has to be one hundred percent real. Okay, this
is a real news story. Yes, yeah, octopuses throwing things
at each other. Scientists in Australia discovered that octopuses have
been observed intentionally hurling shells and other objects at one
another and at some divers.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Get out of the water, Get out of here.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
And there's a video that went viral of one of
them punching a starfish in the face.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Why are octopupi octopi plural for octopus? Why are they
wiling out? They're going crazy right now.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
They know they're delicious, so they gotta just like own it.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I give you a news headline, you have to see
whether you can tell if it's real or if it's fake.
Here was another headline that went viral this week. Ikea
releases build your own car kit for budget friendly DIY enthusiasts.
Is that real or fake?

Speaker 8 (03:44):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
This would be a good idea. Actually, I'm gonna go
with real, just because I'm curious.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
A car kit? Does it come with the wheels and
an engine?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Psychia probably comes with everything. It's just takes really long
time to put together. And don't put it together with
your spouse because you get in an argument.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I'm gonna say face say.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Fake, Okay, pretty of bread.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm one of those people that knows a lot of
things about a lot of stuff, including new companies, And
I know there was another Swedish company that was trying
to build a car kit.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
So my assumption with the b Ikea would definitely do this.
So I say, it's.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Real, bring on the Ikea car What Ikea releases build
your own car kit for budget friendly DIY enthusiasts. That's
actually a fake news story. A lot of people did
believe it. It started when somebody photoshopped an Ikea manual
but the idea of people assembling a car with an
Alan Rinch and people started sharing it like, whoa, this

(04:34):
is crazy.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
This is another company that does it. Really, Yeah, we
do it with planes. What do you mean you build
your own planket? Can you actually google it? Not a
real Not trust myself to do that either. That's why
I haven't done it, because it's significally cheaper.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
But then you're like, oh many times I riven anything together,
and then there's extra screws and I'm just like, what
I mean, it looks like it's sturdy, probably doesn't need them.
It's probably fine that.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, oh that's what the screw was for you in
your pocket. It's real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I give you a news headline, you have to see
whether you can tell if it's a real news story
or a fake news story. Town sends email inviting everybody
to join the local g club gang database.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Real gonna go with real? Real, Nina says real. I
feel like they sent it definitely, Victoria.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Everybody knows these municipalities are perfect at technology. There's no
way this email would have gone out on accident. This
is one hundred percent fake.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
It is a real news story.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, the government office mistakenly sent out an invitation for
residents to register themselves in the police gang database.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
How do you accidentally? That's my question.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I would be so confused if I received that, I'd
be like, Uh, okay, they're asking that I register, But
I don't.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Think that the whole database is just regular people.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Like, if it comes in effectation, I just tend
to be in a gang. I just have to choose
which one.

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Nowiation a modern version of initiations replied to this, and
then you.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Don't want to be in the gang anymore. You just unsubscribed.
I thought it was harder than that.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hello, it's a great day of electric This is p
Deakin's calling. I was looking for Amelia.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh, yes, this is she.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Hey Amelia, how.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You doing today? I got a message that you're having
some problems with your washer try er combo set.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, thank you so much for calling me back.
We it's just not been working and it's starting to
leap now.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Sorry, hold, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
One second, just one second, let me get my okay,
got it. Sorry, my phone alarm alarm going off right
in the middle of our call. That's unfortunate. I got
something in the oven so I can think it out. Yeah,
and they let us work remote today, so that's kind
of cool. But yeah, just go ahead. I just got
to go ahead and get a seaflely out of the
adan real quick. And that was what the timer was for. Anyway,
I'm listening, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
So I was just saying, had someone already come out
and look at it and now? And I thought it
was wirky?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh I'm so sorry me that once I get there,
the fire alarms going off here. Let me just got
the smoke away, goodness. Yeah, okay, all right, got it?
Sorry about that working from home today is everything?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Okay, yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
It looks like I burned the fa a little bit though, Yeah, no,
it's all fine. Yep, go ahead. Sorry, So your problem.

Speaker 10 (07:32):
Is right, So I basically I'm just trying to figure
out what to do because a lot of.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
One second, I get this, my alarm's going off and
got that pause. Okay, go ahead, I'm still listening. I'm
just working from home today, so I got to, you know,
feed the dogs. So go ahead.

Speaker 10 (07:50):
Okay, I understand that you're working from home right now,
but this is an issue, and like, can you just yeah,
you go.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
My undivided, undivided attention. I just had alarms on my
phone to remind me to do things around the house
when I'm home, So go ahead, I'm listening, okay, if.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
You could just give me like your.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Second I'm so sorry, hey, Cory.

Speaker 10 (08:13):
Today this is I really don't appreciate this. You're the
one that called me back, Like if you weren't available
to help me then, like why why are you calling
me right now? Please? Like why didn't you just call
me when you were actually available?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Like, oh no, I'm you got my undivided full attention.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
You want to come out.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Sorry, let me get there.

Speaker 10 (08:31):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (08:32):
Could you just turn off your alarms whatever you have?

Speaker 10 (08:35):
Like, please just turn off the alarm?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Got it, got it. I'm gonna ignore that one too.
The chickens will be fine. Go ahead.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
I need someone to come and help me because there
is water that is going into the basement and I
already had someone come out to try and chick fish.
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yes, I am sorry about that. Just yes?

Speaker 10 (08:57):
What what did I just say?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yeah, well you're saying there's the problem there with your
What am I.

Speaker 11 (09:04):
Hearing right now?

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Like I'm hearing liconds, I'm hearing alarms, I'm hearing dogs
acquire alarm.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Like what is.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Im say?

Speaker 10 (09:16):
Why am I hearing chickens? Are you even paying attention
to anything?

Speaker 7 (09:20):
Are you just?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yes, I'm so sorry. Okay, yeah, last phone alarm was
I had to feed my chickens. But they are fed
now and good to go. So yes, go ahead, whenever
you're ready.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I will get this.

Speaker 10 (09:30):
If you're working from home. If you're working from home,
you need to actually be working like that's that's the
whole point of this, I think. And you are literally
not doing anything other than just being at home. It's
and wasting my time on the phone right now. I
have called numerous times and this is what am I
even hearing? What am I even hearing? Right now? This
is this.

Speaker 7 (09:49):
Is so much.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I am this is no, no, no, no.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
You need to connect me with someone that is going
to actually help me. I'm going to actually listen to
the problem because I am trying to deal with this.
I only have a little bit of time deal with
this today, and you are completely wasting my time. This
is this is absolutely ridiculous. All right, let's finally a
complaint with whoever your manager at.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and
your husband set you up.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
What it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
He said that you called the company to get your
washer driver fixed a few times and still not fix
and want to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (10:26):
Oh my god. Okay, because I genuinely started to think
I was going crazy, like what the heck is happening now?
Like what are these tickets? What is happening? My blood
pressure is so high right now?

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. We say,
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Give us three minutes, and we'll give you every single
thing you need to know for the day with Nina's
what's trending.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
The hottest fashion trend sweeping the nation right now is
the one legged pants.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
The one legged pants have become a hit. Six months ago.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
It started to circulate and people weren't sure how they
just a long skirt. Oh, it's actually a pair of pants.
One leg is completely covered and the other one is
like shorts.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
You know.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
I don't like get that, nor do I really like
it too. I don't know that I love it either.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
I saw somebody walking around sweatpants the other day that
had one leg up that I was like, I think
maybe they're just we're getting hurry. Yeah, but if it's
like an actual thing, very odd to me.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Well, it's very much a thing. Influencers are even doing.
Diy Will it be half price?

Speaker 4 (11:30):
No, it should be. They should be half the fabric.
He needs a di y video to cut off a pant.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Don't forget, I'll batter you at scissors.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Don't forget. Click the Lincoln biover Amazon.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
You can make your own at home. Watch some of
them are gonna have little frills. You can have beads
to it to make one legs beads.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Click the Lincoln. Did you forget your scissors?

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Click a Lincoln, Go to my storefront, but just answer
your question, Victoria. Some of them were going for as
much as four hundred and forty dollars, teams selling out everything.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I love this.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
If you're dumb enough to buy it, you should pay.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
That much for it, and so I do DIY Okay. Anyway,
those people may be into this trend. Also, there's a
pole that has been online for a minute and it's
definitely gone viral, and that is asking people whether or
not they think it's okay to have a selfie on
their iPhone's lock screen or their phone's lock screen or not.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Wait a question, it's a question.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
It's been a pole, but the poll has been getting
a lot of attention lately because it's people have had
heated interactions about it. Some of them are looking at
it as a red flag if you go out with
somebody and you notice that they have a selfie of
themselves on their phone. Other people are like, whatever, do
whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
There is going to be more somewhere like if I
if I went somewhere I really liked it, and I
took a selfie I could see that because I want
to be reminded of that memory.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah, you're like in Paris, it's front of the Eiffel Tower.
You've taken the dopest selfie you've ever taken on your phone.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Also, guess what, it's your phone, jubil you can do it.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Very surprised by this reaction, I thought that you guys
would be in the other way because I think it's
ridiculous in that world. Would you have a picture of
yourself on your phone when all you gotta do is
pick it up and what you're doing you know? No,
I mean it was you in the mirror.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
That's a little odd. Yeah, like, oh god, But even
if you are somewhere, it's so weird to me to
look down and be like, look at my face.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Well, I mean, also, you know what, you should appreciate
yourself like you like, damn yes, I do you want
to go in the bathroom quick? We can't, we're at work. Whatever,
nobody will know. And then you do. It's coming to
your point, Nina.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
If I met somebody who had that on their phone,
I would not.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I would not relate to that. But that's not my phone.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't care, right, But if if if I met
somebody and they're like, oh, so my lock screen this
is me, I'd be.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Like, we're not the same.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
We would go out to a bar.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
She would purposely put her lock screen as a picture
of her face with like an if lost.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Call this number.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
It's that smart lose it. So I'm like, I don't
know in that case, kind of smart, kind of like it. Also,
who cares, right, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
I do.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I think it's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
But that's unless it says act actually.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
A missing poster now it found all this number. It's
a great idea, but I'd be dumb and I'd put
my own phone number on it.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
You guys do surprise me, and I didn't think that
that was possible.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
That is what's trending.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Ashley is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheeter.
She's been with her boyfriend Ryan for four years, but
now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we're going to help her out. Ashley, thanks
for coming on the show. Oh sorry, it has to
be this way. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (15:02):
Yeah, I mean honestly, I've heard this so many times
and never thought that I would come it, but.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Here I am.

Speaker 7 (15:11):
So we've yeah, we've been together four years, you know,
ups and down like anybody else. I mean, not way
you see on Instagram a couples. But I kind of
just feel like he's done with the relationships. So it's
just kind of like heavy on my heart right now.
So I just want to test it. I want to
test it. And so basically what's going on. I used

(15:36):
to travel a lot for work, but now I'm not,
and he's been traveling for his job. But it just
keeps kind of picking up, like he'll he'll fly off
somewhere for a week, and then he comes home for
a couple of days, and then he leaves again. And
then when he does come home, which has been like

(15:57):
you know, increasing over the last couple of months, Like
when he's going away, so when he's coming home, he
always seems like he has something better to do.

Speaker 11 (16:06):
So it's starting to be kind of it feels like
he doesn't want to be at home anymore, and I
feel like I deserve better when he's home, she's not
wanting to be intimate anymore, which is ever and.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
What does he say? How does he stop that?

Speaker 8 (16:23):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (16:23):
My?

Speaker 7 (16:24):
He had of like when he comes home now she's
always hiding off in his office for hours. It's like
he makes it team like he's writing an emails, but
as soon as I walk away, his messenger notification kind
of pings over and over and over, like there's a
conversation going on. And we're always like really open with

(16:44):
each other about like, oh I'm talking to.

Speaker 11 (16:46):
I'm trying it gone so like they're so funny and you.

Speaker 7 (16:50):
Know it's women's intuition. You just kind of feel like.

Speaker 11 (16:53):
He's he's messaging with someone like we know each other's friends,
we know each other, so so for me.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
Like we're really good friends with each other, you know,
like I care about him, and so I did comfort
him about it.

Speaker 11 (17:07):
I'm like, you've been going more, you haven't really been wanting.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
To touch me, and you're hiding away in your office.
He legit just shrugged it off. He said he has
a new assistant in his office and he's been showing
her the rope. So that's kind of been taking a
lot of time, but I've seen I've seen her and
I'm really not the jealous type, but she's legit in

(17:35):
his type, so so.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
You think it might actually be the assistant that he's
talking to.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
I do. It's like this horrible feeling in my stomach,
like I just I want to believe that he would
never cheat on me because we're really not, like we've
talked about that in the past, like we was how
we wouldn't do it. I hope it's all in my head,
I really do. I just don't know. I don't know.
I have a horrible feeling, so here I am.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
I just don't like how he handled you can fronting
him about the time spent, shrugging it off and not
taking the time to make you feel better is really unsettling.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I know a lot of people do that. You know,
it sucks because I think they think about themselves, like
how I'm not whatever, and then they it's like, but
you're someone else is talking to you that you care about,
like it's about them at that moment, and that's fine. Yeah,
you know, like so anyway, yeah, that sucks the way
that was handled. All right, well, you told us what
a grocery store he's a rewards card member at So

(18:27):
we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay,
all right, we'll play a song. Comeback, You're to catch
heter next.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile
Show and only on the new hits one oh six
point one.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater if
you're just joining us, Ashley is on the phone. She's
been with her boyfriend Ryan for four years and now
she thinks that he might be cheating. So in a second,
we're going to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a Rewards can't remember at
and say that he's this month's big winner of flowers
delivered to anybody that he wants from our floral department.
And we'll see if he believes that first of all,

(19:14):
and then if he sends those flowers to Ashley or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Ashley, Why
don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 7 (19:21):
So we've been together four years. I used to travel
a bunch for work. He's the one that's traveling now.
In his time away just keeps increasing. And then when
he is home, he's been kind of avoiding me. He's
been you know, working in his office and you know,
big red flag for me or not wanting to be
in it, which no one should ever feel.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I've had that happen to me a lot.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
It's humiliating and like it's you know, I'm talking to
him about it, like it's not like I'm like, hey,
did you take out the trash? Like I brought it
up to him, like this is a really big deal.
I'm feeling like this and he said, nothing's going on,
but I.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Still there is with his assistant too. Is who you
think it is?

Speaker 7 (20:05):
Yes, total opposite looking for me, totally his previous type
before me.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay, all right, well you ready for us to call him?
I guess okay, here we go. H Hello, Hi, this
is short calling from I was looking for our rewards

(20:31):
card member named Ryan.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Uh yeah, that's me Ryan.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
your business. Here this month's big winner.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Uh okay, where did I win?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Of the flowers?

Speaker 14 (20:48):
The flowers.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment
to anybody that they want in the entire United States.
It's absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want. It's actually a
three hundred and eighty two dollars value. Thank you, Yeah, congratulations,

(21:11):
thank you.

Speaker 14 (21:13):
Okay, So, so you'll send flowers anywhere?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Great, Let me let me just give it to tell
you how it works. Then I can take the information
over the phone. In a matter of minutes, I can
call you back. If you don't know who you want
to send them to right now?

Speaker 14 (21:34):
Yeah, no, no, no, we can do it on the phone. Okay,
let's send these flowers to Dana.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, and do you want to send a card along
with this?

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (21:47):
Yeah, yeah, say something like uh, I cannot wait to
hold you again, And the thought of your arms gives me.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right, okay, got that. And now at this point, I
would like to tell you that my name is actually Jubil,
and I'm calling from a radio show that's called the
Jebil Show, and your girlfriend Ashley is actually on the
phone listening.

Speaker 11 (22:16):
No, yeah, hold on, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
And that's what this is.

Speaker 14 (22:25):
Oh my god, How you could ask you the yep?

Speaker 7 (22:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am you know, like I asked
you this and you told me nothing was going on.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
But I can't believe it.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
I mean, I I asked you about this and you
told me no, and now it's your assistance.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Like I just knew it.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
I knew it, and I asked you and you denied it.
Why would you do this? I can't believe that.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
I actually that I asked you this and you did this.

Speaker 14 (23:00):
Look, it's not it's not an easy thing to say.
It's not it's not something I'm happy about. It's Look, Ashley,
I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
It's just you're not happy. You're so disrespectful, you're not
happy about. Like, what are you even thoughting about? It?
Sounds like you said you can't wait to be in
her arms again. It sounds like if you want us
to happen, Like, what are you even thinking?

Speaker 14 (23:27):
Look, it's just it's I don't I don't know. It's
it's it's an escape, it's a I mean, I mean,
you know, things haven't felt good with us for a
long time, and and you know, with with me traveling
more and and she has to travel with me a lot.
So like it's just we have things we connect on

(23:49):
the lifestyle, the travel, the work, the loneliness. It just
made sense and.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
With with us sort of feeling.

Speaker 14 (23:56):
Like there was a distance outside of it, I just
I'm sorry, Well, you should have broken up with me.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
Then you should have told me, and you should have
broken up with me. We've been together long enough that
you could have told me and we could have broken up,
and then you can do whatever you want. I love her,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (24:18):
I don't know I want us to be broken up.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 14 (24:22):
I'm just trying to figure things out. And it's something
I just kind of fell into. And I should have
How long it's been going on, like four or five months?

Speaker 7 (24:34):
WHOA I thought that this was legit only like two
months And I asked you so long ago, like you're
so disrespectful to be doing that to me this long.
And I don't even know anything about her, you know
what I mean, Like you've been taking intimacy away from me,
which is so disrespectful to do to another human being.

(24:56):
But you're disrespecting my body too. Does she know that
you have a girlfriend for the song?

Speaker 14 (25:04):
Yes, of course she does. It didn't start off this way.
I mean, I told her about my life, she told
me about her life, her husband, all that, and then
then we just sort of fell into this.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Her husband, her husband. Oh my gosh, what are you doing?
Her husband? She's married. You're in a relationship, You're not
like in some fantasy land.

Speaker 11 (25:25):
She's married.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Wow, I'm sure her husband would like to know what
she's been doing on her business trips.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Now, I just feel like I should retouch her her
husband and let him know so that he's not being
disrespected as well.

Speaker 14 (25:39):
Ash Ash, come on, come on, you're already doing this
on the radio. You don't look. I get, I get
why you're doing and I and I care about you,
but I but if you're going to be vindictive about it, you.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
Know, I'm done.

Speaker 7 (25:54):
I'm done. I'm done. I can't I deserve I deserve
better than this. I am a good person and I
treated so well for four years. I've always been there
for you, and I don't deserve to be treated like this.
I deserve to be loved by a good partner and
you should be humiliated by what you've done.

Speaker 14 (26:14):
Okay, actually, okay, okay, okay, this thank you for four
years of treating me well and one nightmare of a
phone call that you're blasting to the world.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
So I get the better that you deserve.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
And he hung up. Ashley, I'm really sorry, so sorry.

Speaker 11 (26:33):
I am too. I mean I was on our list
that would end up this way and it did.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
So I just need to go for a walk and
clear my head right now.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
Yeah, I'm sure you need to do whatever you gotta do,
but just know this was a two for you did
your good deed, two for one.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
Yeah for I have the rest of the day.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
I'm gonna go and a walk in Google her husband
now that I have her last name.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Okay, so I can let him.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Know shows to catch a cheater. Good morning. Can I
take your order?

Speaker 7 (27:04):
Am I gonna a tall chie?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Got a large black coffee?

Speaker 7 (27:08):
Large black cock?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I mean a large.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
He means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest one you've got. Venti
is large.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
No Venti is twenty.

Speaker 10 (27:17):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Congratulations for stupid and three language. It's almost time for
America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to
take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a fabulous game
of trivia for Halsey tickets today, So calls right now.
If you want to play eight eight eight three four
three eight eight eight three four three one O six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or

(27:47):
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, guys.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Yesterday I wasn't feeling too great, you know, But today
about being an eleven year old just gave me a
lot of power.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I felt really good. Yes, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Victoria won yesterday against an eleven year old by one point.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Congratulate. That's still a win, Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Let's not take out the points but so I got
new trash talk because of it.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Oh all right, well here's what you're up against if
you want to take on Victoria.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Okay, guys, you all think you're all so good, don't
you just sitting there all smug, acting like you just
all got this in the bag.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Well news flash.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I don't know if you've heard the other day, but
i'd been an eleven year old and felt no remorse
just comeing.

Speaker 6 (28:29):
U felt a little batter, but my sassiness and quick
wit made it easy to get over.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Look.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
I've been training, preparing manifesting this moment. And while some
people might say manifesting.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Isn't real, isn't a real strategy. Sorry, those people lack faith.
I believe in victory, and the belief is powerful. It's
a powerful thing. Oh my gosh, I what this way
too long? So go ahead lap it up.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
But when I win, I want a public apology from
everyone who doesn't believe I have.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
A college degree.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
I want a trophy bigger than a thiepoor World Cup,
and even a dang parade where I can dance to
the streets chanting my victory for everyone to hear.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
All Right, it was a little longer. Ye, really good content.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
I like it. The FIFA trophy alright you Verus Victoria
is coming up right after this. It's the Jubil Show.

Speaker 15 (29:15):
Weird about your quizes, Katie, Is that all the work
is right and just the answers are wrong. I know
that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now, but you don't have
to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria. Amira is in the
most epic game of trivia ever for Halsey. Tickets today,
and don't forget, I'm performing this weekend in Olympia. You
can get tickets for that if you just go to
the Jubilshow dot com and click on stand up Comedy.
And I've got a bunch more shows this month, ones
than ever too, so check them out. But now let's
meet today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria Mallory. What's up, Mallory?

(29:50):
How are you hi?

Speaker 7 (29:52):
How are you?

Speaker 13 (29:53):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Great? Thank you for asking. Do you think you have
what it takes to be Victoria?

Speaker 13 (29:59):
I think I I don't know, have you heard, but
I won yesterday, so I'm feeling pretty great.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I did.

Speaker 10 (30:04):
But she was only like eight anything.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
That was a middle school.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
And she did a good job though she did.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
She did a really good job.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
She did. I did it did too.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Here we go, Mallory.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
We're gonna sae Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, the game is played like this. You have
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when Jesse pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, are you ready?

Speaker 13 (30:36):
I am. I'm shaken, but I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Okay, here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
What is the term for an angle that is greater
than ninety degrees but less than one hundred and eighty degrees?

Speaker 13 (30:48):
Ooh eighty?

Speaker 10 (30:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
What is the main ingredient in traditional Japanese miso soup?

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (31:02):
Mushroom?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Bras in Greek mythology? Who is the god of the.

Speaker 13 (31:06):
Sea besides beside it?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
What do you call a baby swan?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Okay, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio.

Speaker 10 (31:17):
Those are.

Speaker 16 (31:22):
Mallory.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Why Victoria's getting her headphones on and stuff. What's an
interesting fact about you? Do you have anything weird that
you can do? It's like a weird skill.

Speaker 13 (31:31):
I mean, so my profession, I'm a mom and a mortician,
so a lot of people kind of who my mortuary
is a little weird.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Do you ever do you bring your kids on, like
bring your kid to workday?

Speaker 13 (31:44):
Oh I wish in the middle of the night for removals,
just like throw them in a car seat. Why stare here,
I'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I think I've only met one other mortician in my life.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's such an interesting job.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 13 (31:58):
Actually, Yeah, I think most of us kind of stay
quiet because it's such a taboo career choice, which is weird.
It's so rewarding.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, it's so strange that it would be taboo, honestly,
because we all need it. Yeah, that's the one thing
that literally every person on this planet is going to make.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (32:16):
I kind of say like they just kind of threw that.
If they threw it into like home economics in high school, yeah,
it'd be a little less scary.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Definitely, Like I want to look snatched when I'm gone like.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
I got you.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Let me know, Mallory.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
My goal is when I pass, to be cremated and
put into a mister Potato head and then given to
my loved ones so that they can change my expression
every day so I can still have moods.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
And things like that.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, has anybody ever done that beforehand?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Have you done that? Just have to make sure it's sealed.

Speaker 13 (32:51):
Yeah, I've done. Yeah, They've requested some crazy things. But
whatever the family needs, we do.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
What's one of the craziest one you can think of
right now? Off the top of your head.

Speaker 13 (33:03):
The craziest one would probably be in a beer bottle
and then you feel it.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
You can do a tequila bottle for me.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, I think we do.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Do whatever you want. Well, there we go.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Let's see if your wind streak of one will be
in a tequila bottle.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
It's you.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
I'll go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Mallory outright to win, and Victoria or
Mallory you can tell Victoria win to.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
What is the term for an angle that is greater
than ninety degrees? But okay, what is the main ingredient
in traditional wa soup?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
What what you say? Next? Past? Just keep ye?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
In Greek mythology, who is the god of the sea?
What do you call a baby swan?

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I swim baby swan?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Next, what's the name of the three headed underworld guard
dog in Greek mythology?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Oh oh, oh, I don't know. Pass.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
What year did the US enter World War Two?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Okay, got that? Store the scoreboard now and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Producer Brad Mallory got one correct and Victoria got.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
To Malori pressure. Victoria is on fire.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Now, yeah he didn't beat Victoria, but you still get
Halsey tickets. So thank you for playing.

Speaker 13 (34:30):
Oh my god, that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Thank you, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
All right, let's get the answers now we needa the
term for an angle that is is greater than ninety
degrees but less than one hundred and eighty is an
obtuse angle.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
God scared me. The main ingredient in traditional.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Japanese miso soup is what what?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
What miso pace?

Speaker 5 (34:53):
In Greek mythology, I just started ignoring him once I
got it. The god of the sea is beside a
baby swan is a signette?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Is that how you say that? Bruh? And then the.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Name of the three headed underwater guard dog is a Cerberus?

Speaker 4 (35:09):
And then the what am I saying? The US entered
World War two in nineteen forty one? Seriously close? You
were closed staying it? I got that one.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
We still beat me, Thankssally.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
The only two people she's ever at the University.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Story had the same time every single weekday morning. We
want to play Victoria, you can always dm us at
the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
What's the name of soup again?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Men?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Anyway, your Frank happens every single all in the twenties.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Her next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina's out straining. You give
us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need
to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Uh post? He's got a new girlfriend? Did we know this? What?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Who? I know?

Speaker 5 (35:53):
So he's been engaged to his baby mom, but allegedly
he was he was he.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Was engaged to his baby mom. He had a kid
back twenty twenty two Malone as a kid.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
He does Okay, well, I'm glad now we all know
together stamp so and they were engaged and he was
all about her, but allegedly they separated towards the end
of last year, and now he's got a new girlfriend.
Her name's Christy Lee and the two of them have
been seeing each other since at least the beginning of
this year. And for the people that did a deep
dive on who she is, she's apparently a Parsons School

(36:24):
of Designed student in New York, so she's doing fashion
and she's already scored an internship, and she's worked with
celebs like Bella Thorne and I don't know the other ones,
so so yeah, and so the two of them have
started to make it public. They've been bouncing around holding
hands and we're starting to see photos of him and
his new girl.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Cute.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Yeah, that's just a fast whirlwind, and I sometimes I
just can't believe it. These celebrities go through relationships Like
they've had more relationships in like two weeks than I've
had in my whole life.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Those alone's dating and intern Yeah, she's she's well in
a college student, so she's young. Oh wait, how does
he No, I'm sorry, we just now backtrack.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
He's fifty eight.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
What I don't even know if he's in his thirties,
now is he? You do that deep dive while move
on to the next story, and then raise your hand.
You're right, she got it twenty nine Okay, I don't
know why they're.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
A lot.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Yeah, so anyway, we'll see how this relationship goes moving forward.
There's another trend that is absolutely ridiculous. It has people
putting something else in their mouth. WHOA peas are eating
packing peanuts.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Not what I thought you're gonna say.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Packing peanuts, the kind that come in boxes when you
order something that could be breakable and you don't want
it to break.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
When they're pink, they do look kind of tasty. I
will say that the green ones aren't so bad.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
They look good too.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
There.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, yeah, No, people think they're like actual peanuts because
they are biodegradeable and they do dissolve in water, and
brands like Lush even use potato starch based packing peanuts.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
But for whatever reason, this is who's anyway, So the
reason is clear. That's what they're called. Eggs are really expensive.
They're like we gotta eat something.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah, maybe, but experts are warning and emphasizing that biodegradable
doesn't mean edible, and ingesting these packing materials poses unnecessary
health risks.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Well, I'm all for this stuff, Like, if you want
to do this, exit it's fine, it's natural. I mean,
that's just dumb. Don't do it.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
So if you've been intrigued by these packing peanuts, we
suggest no. And lastly, Generation Beta is just starting to
come into the world.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
But they're already offended that.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
They're called.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Is that why? What do they want to be called?

Speaker 5 (38:50):
It's not the babies, obviously that are are feeling offended,
but it's the parents of generation Beta that are feeling
a little weird about it because beta traditionally means passive
or week. They don't want to have a passive a
week baby, even though this is alphabetical.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Well, too late, they already have passive and weak parents.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Makes it.

Speaker 17 (39:10):
Yeah, they're so offended by the generations. Give me a
break after Beta. I want my baby to be Alpha baby.
You should start.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
So that's.

Speaker 12 (39:31):
First day to follow up. Powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Jack is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Elise. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Jack, how long has it been
since you heard from Lise?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Hey, hold on, I guess it's been about a week now.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
And have you been trying to hit her up?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yeah? You and I actually am trying not to too much.
But did just text her again this morning, and I
think I'm overthinking it a bit. So that's why I'm
asking as her help.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Now, Yeah, I get that. Why don't you tell us
about the date they went?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Well, that's that's weird thing. They went really well. We
we went to a nice top of spot.

Speaker 11 (40:17):
Uh honestly, it.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Was perfect, and we talked, we laugh, we had a
lot of chemistry, you know, and then she's the least.
It's funny, she's gorgeous, quick with her comebacks. It's good,
you know. And then we went back to my place
for a few more drinks and uh, one thing, let's
do another, you know. Yeah, and we're.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Okay, So you guys up, huh we did?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
We did? It was amazing. Honestly, like, I haven't felt
that comfortable with someone in a long time. That's why
it's kind of weird because now she's ghosting me. You know,
I really have no idea why. Like everything so great?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Well, how did you guys leave it?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I think good, and I thought it was I thought
it was a great date. That's that's why it's.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
What's the last thing she said to you?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Uh? She said she had a great time.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Did she say the night or did which she kind
of like dip right after?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
She didn't sip right after. I don't think she spent
the full night, but she you know, she stayed for
a while and then I got her an uber home.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
So did anything happen?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Though?

Speaker 4 (41:32):
That could be the reason why she's not hitting you back.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I mean, I've been trying to think back on it.
It was one thing. It was a little embarrassing. It's
kind of funny in the moment, actually, I mean, so
I have a couch. It's kind of a beatle waller
the couch, Okay, but something happened at one point in

(42:01):
the night. She sat on the couch and at a
leg in the middle of it actually broke.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Oh, you know.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
She didn't like fall off, but it went down and
it was kind of funny. But I think, you know,
I laughed the little I caught myself. I thought myself,
because you didn't like me laugh. And then I think
maybe that was embarrassing for her, and that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
I would be mortified if I broke a somebody's couch.
I'd be like, the last thing I'm going to do
is let you touch me.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I just broke it.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I mean, I let her know it's an old couch.
I probably you know, I could stand to replace the
couch anyway, if I wasn't upset or anything.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Okay, okay, So was it the couch itself because it broke,
like you know when you go to somebody's house and
they don't have a headboard, But in this case, you
have a couch, but it's a JANKI couch.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yeah, yeah, so maybe that's it.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Maybe that's well, we'll see if it was the couch
that is making her ghost you. We'll play a song
come back, and then call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Okay, great, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
All right, we'll play song, come back and get your
first Day follow Up, Next.

Speaker 12 (43:07):
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online at Advocates law dot com.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
If you're just joining us for today's first Date follow up.
Jack is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Elise.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But before we do that, Jack, why don't
you refresh our memory on what happened with Elise?

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yep, So, Elise and I went on one date. We
had top us. It was great, so great. She came
back to my place. We're hitting it off. We did
end up hooking up, but weird thing happened where goat see.
She did sit on my couch and then her leg
broke at a point, So I'm worried that might be
why I'm not hearing back. That texted her a few

(43:49):
times and haven't heard back in about a week now.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
All right, well we'll see if it's the couch that
did you in or if it's something else. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I'm ready? Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yep, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 8 (44:16):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Hi is this Elise?

Speaker 7 (44:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Hey Aleise? How are you this is the Jewbill Show.
It's a radio show. My name is Jebel. Hi, I'm Nina, Hi,
I'm Victoria, and I'm Jebel. Have you ever listened to
the show before?

Speaker 14 (44:34):
Yeah, I'm sure have.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Okay, great, thank you. We'll last for a review at
the end of this leave it on them Google or whatever.
But before we do that, have you heard a first
day follow up before?

Speaker 16 (44:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Okay, Well guess what, Elise.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
I'm on it.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, ghosting somebody and they emailed us asking if we
could call you to see why you're ghosting them. Do
you know who would do that?

Speaker 7 (45:00):
She does.

Speaker 14 (45:01):
I knew this was gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (45:03):
It's just Jack calling.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yes it is.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
You knew he was gonna call a radio station.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I just I'm not surprised. Okay, okay, Well Jack told
us about your date a little bit, said that you
were awesome and is confused why you're not calling you back.
He says, been about about a week or so. Can
you tell us.

Speaker 9 (45:25):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (45:26):
I mean, he is a sweet guy in the date
was actually a lot of fun, like we had a
great time until.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
We got back to his place.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Okay, I thought there was some fun hat there?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Oh God is not fun.

Speaker 8 (45:43):
I mean we didn't play yacht see.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
No, that's from something that we talked about him with
we know code. Yeah yeah, So was the date fun
though you liked the date, you had fun with him?

Speaker 11 (45:54):
I mean, yeah, the date was good.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
It's just when we went back to his place, like,
I mean, it was fine, but it was just like
it was a little messy, but like whatever. Right then
I see this sock not just like any stock, a
sock like near his bed, and it wasn't like just

(46:17):
lying around like laundry.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (46:20):
You know what I mean, Like it's like I think
thinking of like college used sock.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yes, like the used sock.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
It was like clear what it was used for.

Speaker 8 (46:33):
Oh, it just gave me like a like a total
Oh no, it's god.

Speaker 14 (46:40):
Got so.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Jackie's on the other line listening, and yes, I had
no idea.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
God, no, hi Jacks, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
I'm sorry about the sock.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah, about the sock. I forgot about it. I didn't
expect anyone to come back to my place and it
was it was not supposed to be there. I'm not
I'm not some frat boy. That's fair. It just helps
with the nerves, you know, Okay, so it was for me.

Speaker 8 (47:30):
You were so.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Nervous that I see.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
I still think it's pretty gross.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
It does feel like a pretty frat move.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
Like I haven't seen anything like that since like freshman year.
Like I just like I can't see that.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
You know, I get it, I know, I know. I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry. Again, I totally forgot about it. I
was nervous, but I did not think it through. But
I'm not some adult trapsh. I sweir whatever it takes.
Please just don't write me off over a stock.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
I just say, I'm just fauring Jack, like using it
like a mic drop, like he's prepping for the date.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
He's a little bit nervous, and then when it's over,
he's like, I'm ready, Mike drawing. I don't want that visual.
I'm sorry, Jack, you're making it really crazy.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
At least, would you like to go out with Jack again?
On his name's Jack?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Jackie? Would you like to go off with go go
on another date with Jack? Won't pay for it?

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 8 (48:36):
I mean the night was fun and like Jack's not a.

Speaker 11 (48:38):
Bad guy, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
It was a lot.

Speaker 8 (48:43):
And now now the fact that you just incorporated his
name and look at the store. Is it's kind of.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Hard or not too well? We didn't give me one
more shot, one more no dirty staff, broken furniture, just
a great time with an honest, loyal, attrective bla.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
He is honest a least look at that like he
did own it. He didn't try to say that if
the sock wasn't for that, like he did own it.
And he's laughing about it like at he's got, you know,
a good sense of humor too.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
He really likes you, that's true.

Speaker 8 (49:14):
Fine, I'll give you one more chance, but you need
to call me after you've done your laundry.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Sweet congratulations. At least you and Jack are off on
another date.

Speaker 12 (49:34):
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Speaker 4 (49:40):
Yoh, what's up?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
This is Donk and Donk thinks you're super hot. Here's
a gym selfie to impress you. Oh my bad, sorry
about that. I didn't realize I wasn't wearing underwear that day.
But now that you see all of Donk, what does
Donk have to do to see all of you? It's

(50:01):
the Jewbile Show. I made that message up, but that
could literally be a message on any dating app from
a dude. And I know that because a trend is
going viral of women sharing their dating app nightmares. And
we'll go over it right now. So if you're already
in a relationship, you can be very grateful this morning
and practice the morning gratitude. And if you're not, I'm
so so sorry. But women are sharing their dating app

(50:24):
nightmares and it's all screenshots that they're sharing. So I've
given producer Brad and Victoria the dms and they'll read
them in a dramatic fashion. So this is one of
the first dating app nightmare dms that somebody shared. Victoria
will start, Yes, Victoria is playing the part of the

(50:44):
female in these.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
By the way, thank you, Hi. How's it going, Hi,
it's going well?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Smiley face. Do you know that men usually don't care
about a woman's education? Smiley face, but for some reason,
women mention it like it would be the most important thing.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Laughing emoji Such a good bro. That's a bit hostile vibe.
Good luck to you.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Literally, somebody messaged somebody that, yeah, guys don't care about
how smart you are why you put on your profile.
Obviously not that smart dude.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
He's like trying to be nice to be like this
is a safe space, but really.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Is crazy the things that dudes do in dms on
dating apps. Here's another dating app nightmare from a trend
of people sharing their dating app nightmares.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Like I'm even if your profile says no hookups?

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Who know?

Speaker 14 (51:43):
But you?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Lol? Can we meet?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
You?

Speaker 6 (51:47):
Mean, even though it says no hookups, you swiped on
me just in case I.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Still want to hook up in a sense. Yeah, this
is my thirteenth reason.

Speaker 15 (51:58):
Text.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
You have any of those in your dms, It is insane.
I always like how there's a guy in the DMS
that will say hi to a woman constantly and then
they're ignored, Like you guys don't even message it back
at all. They keep saying hi, and then it's like Hi, Hi,
wave emoji, Hi, Hey, where are you guys at tonight?
You guys look great tonight? Hi, And you guys don't

(52:21):
ever respond to them and they never get the hint.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
I got a message yesterday from somebody yelling at me
saying that I have changed because what I don't know?
I never respond to any of the things that he's
ever sent me before, and then I posted this was
not on a dating app, this was just on Instagram,
and then it was like.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Some people use as a dating apps do He.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Responded to one of my videos and he's like, you've changed,
don't ever hit me up again.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I'm not trying to talk to you. And I'm like,
and your name again is what I'm like, I've never
talked to you. What do you mean? I just responded
with and that's what first time I've ever talked to.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Him in about six months. He will be back, though,
and that's what happens. Whatever you've changed, you're so fat
now stupid, You're stupid. I'm not even interested though, when
they'll come back and be like, hey, so sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
You look really good tonight, Yeah out, Yeah, I don't know.
It's really weird. I have a weird relationship with a
couple of this that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
There's another dramatic reading from the trend that's going viral
of women sharing their dating app nightmares.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
I'm sorry, but I just woke up this morning and
don't see us going anywhere in the future.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
Best of luck.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Oh that's unfortunate. I can really see what's happening, but
I understand.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Take care. Hey you longtime no talk, smiley face.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
I've had a serious reflection on our meetups, and I
realized that you and I really got along really well,
and I would love to take you out for dinner
and drink smiley face.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Hey, glad that.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
You're doing okay, but I don't think we should meet up.
I already moved on from us, but I wish you
all the best.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
You blanking blank, I knew you're blanking around. That's what happens.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Here's another dramatic reading of a ridiculous d M that
a woman got on a dating app.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Hey, let's look up. Did you even read my bio? Yes?
But shoot or shoot? That's what's crazy to me.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
It's like somebody hook up something in like their bios
and then guys still try.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
To do it.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
And that's the first thing. So she messages like hey,
and his first response is, let's look up.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
I really would love to hear from somebody that that's
worked for.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, Like, eventually, at some point
it has to work because guys keep doing it all
the time.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
So you think that there's something out of it, Like
every woman's got a story like this.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
But I love to hear the time where somebody said.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Okay, I don't know one woman that has that that's
worked with. I've never met one that was like, yeah,
I think that's really hot when the guy's just like, hey,
let's do stuff when I say hi, but you know
it had to.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Have worked these months. You're right.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Here's another dramatic reading from women sharing their dming nightmares
on dating apps.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Hey, handsome, how are you?

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I'm well, how's you?

Speaker 6 (55:11):
I'm decent, having a nice lazy day and having a
nice long bat so you can't.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Complain nice washing that bleephole. That's funny though, I would talk.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
To that.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Hello, Hi, Hi, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet,
let's hear it.

Speaker 10 (55:43):
You've heard of pampoons, right, yes?

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Yeah, Well one day I was taking one.

Speaker 13 (55:53):
Out and there was a spider.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Oh there's a spider.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
Yeah, there was a spider in it.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
What did you do?

Speaker 13 (56:04):
You s freaked out?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Where it's called my sister?

Speaker 7 (56:07):
Who is? I have no idea where it came from.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
I actually I was spider woman for a moment.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Just have a buch of spiders living inside you.

Speaker 8 (56:18):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 13 (56:19):
And I was scared there was like eggs in there,
and oh my gosh, yeah, I thought it was like
the mother of spider Man.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Tell me you ran into the shower and just put
your legs up and got it out of there.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Oh gosh, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, that would have freaked me out. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
But you know what, it happens, probably more than you think,
because what spider's crawl in and out of you while
you're sleeping all the time.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
They do, so, I said, I'm always like, I just
assume every single hole that I have on my body
there's things going in and out of it all night
while I sleep.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Why try not to think about it.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
But other times I put like pillows around my ear
so nothing crawls inside.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I would like to plug all my holes when I sleep.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
I think I hear things for that.

Speaker 7 (57:00):
I've definitely never used them.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
So I'm really sorry that that happened to you. But
I'm really glad that you didn't have more spider babies.
Yeah that she knows of.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Oh sorry, thank you, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Bye, oh bye God.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
How what's up? As the jubil shows, dirty little secret
you have one?

Speaker 7 (57:20):
I do?

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I really do?

Speaker 16 (57:22):
Okay, So when my husband pisses me off, I'm always
trying to find little ways to just get back at
him and just kind of give him the finger behind
his back.

Speaker 11 (57:31):
So my new thing.

Speaker 16 (57:33):
Is, if I'm not shopping with his credit card, I
am using his face razor to shave under my arms.
Say that again, Oh, I used my husband's face raiser
under my arm.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Funny, I've definitely done that.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Don't have a husband, but yeah, because I didn't have
a razor with me, and his razor was in the bathroom, so.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I just used, Yeah, would your husband care?

Speaker 16 (58:02):
Probably, especially if like I haven't showered yet and I'm
just like doing a quick shave, and I'm kind of like,
screw you. So then when he annoys me and I'm like,
I use your rais.

Speaker 7 (58:12):
There under my arm?

Speaker 4 (58:15):
That's very good.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I think that does happen a lot.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Probably, Yeah, you got on your face.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yeah, I just assume what's going on with my razor
at all times, even if nobody's there, I just assume
somebody's coming in and shaving something. That I wouldn't want
on my face. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret, no problem. What's your dirty little secret.

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