March 19, 2025 • 8 mins
A guy in Florida shot a karaoke machine because of a certain song. It has caused people to share the karaoke songs they would want to shoot a karaoke machine over. You'll be offended by some of these.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a story out of Florida that's going viral, and
it's going viral, and it's causing people to also start
a viral trend of sharing the top karaoke songs that
make you want to break the karaoke machine?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh no, what could have possibly happened to inspire that
only in Florida?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I have so many things in my head that are possible.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
First, we'll tell you what happened, and then we'll go
over the top answers for the top karaoke songs that
make you want to break the karaoke machine? Also texting
yours for one oh six to one, or if you
have any crazy stories about a karaoke bar, hit us
up because apparently it gets wild, especially in Florida.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Is that a Florida thing? Because Brad is actually born
in Florida and he's a karaoke king. So is this
all about your people?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Or as a recovering Florida man, we do appreciate a
good belt of a tune, but I don't think we
get I don't know what happened in this story.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So at a bar Florida yesterday, a man became so
upset when the song My Heart will go on, oh,
was saying for the fifth time. Yeah, he decided to
shoot the karaoke machine in the bar, and to shot
the karaoke.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Machine the same person.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
They didn't say if it was the same person singing
it or not, but yeah, that caused him in that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Karaoke machine's life. How many how upset do you have
to know? How many so manys? Have you heard this
in a row where you're like, all right, that's it,
I'm done.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
There's potential, though, in a karaoke bar for this song
to go very wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, you know, regards about one hundred percent. But nobody
can be Selene right.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, there's no one who's ever done this song justice,
And anytime anyone gets on stage to sing this song
at a karaoke bar, they're wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, five times is egregious.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're okay with him shooting up the karaoke machine.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, that karaoke person who was running it, the karaoke
DJ should have been standing in front of.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The karaoke machine, okay, because this should be illegal. I
actually think it's good restraint for that. I you know,
he decided to go after the machine and not people.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know, at least that's a calm Florida man.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, we just bright sided.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Shoot.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What are the top karaoke songs that drive you nuts
so much so that you would shoot a karaoke machine
like this guy in Florida? While people online are sharing
the ones that they think are the worst ones, my
heart will go on is on the list.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's fair. I think that should be.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Here's another one of the top songs that people say
would drive them to shoot up a karaoke machine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We sing. I don't think I've ever heard anybody do this.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Usually towards the end of the night. That's when it's acceptable.
This song is allowed.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
At the end of the night, everyone's just like, oh,
let's all hold hands and like sing the song so fun?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, exactly like that closing time.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, that's that.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
But the problem is somebody does that at eight pm,
Oh okay, and people are like, come on here.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Not now, it's not time for that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Now later.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I've never been begging to karaoke.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I've done it a few times, but mostly when I've
been incredibly drunk, and I've been to places where they've
been doing karaoke, but I've never really you know, I'm
not a fishing out o karaoke.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So I don't know time.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I've recently spent a lot of time at karaoke bars
because the guy that I was dating used to practice
his songs at home before we'd go to.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Karaoke so that he could really kill all right, Wait what,
here's another one who has been in a cover band.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Another one of the top karaoke songs that people say
will make you want to shoot up the karaoke machine.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Like, it's just a fun song. It's a fun song.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Any time I seenbody but do this with karaoke, though,
it's always a person who has no rhythm and can't
wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
They're always so bad at it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The worst.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, I love that. And they're usually the worst dancers,
you know, they're just wiggling, yeah, wiggling on stage.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I gotta practice my hit mobility before I do that
song again. I was trying to shake it and drop it,
but I just I can't even. I can barely bend
it at all.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You're going to karaoke and expecting a full Broadway production,
You're tripping.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Some people are so good at it though, it's crazy.
We just talked about a second ago. But producer Brad
is into karaoke and what's your song that you always sing?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What usually kick it off?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Was wanted Dead or Alive? Yeah, you close it with
sweet Child of Mind. You know, some fun in the middle.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
There's multiple The last time I went to Jamaica, I
literally had two or three girls come up to me
and be like, is that your dad?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like, no, boss, much better. She's like, he's so good.
Espresso martini, listen.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
That's that's the thing you find out when you're in
your early twenties and you go, this is one of
my things.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
This is one of the things that's gonna help me out.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like there is another one of the top karaoke songs
that people say will make you want to shoot up
a karaoke machine because a guy in Florida was arrested
for shooting a aaraoke machine because somebody's saying, my heart.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Will go on too many times. This one is always
singing karaoke.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's an amazing song.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I actually saw one time at a bar. This guy
was singing it, and I don't know what happened. Everybody
was drunk in this bar and this dude was singing
this and then he got in a fight with another guy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
While singing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
While singing, sir.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And everybody was jumping around, and these guys are just brawling.
He was still trying to hold onto the mic and
sing while he's getting punched in the face. It is amazing.
I was gonna says Also, he didn't stop believing he
was gonna win that fight. Yeah, here's another one of
the top karaoke songs gonna make you want to shoot
up karaoke machine?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Classic one though.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, but it can only be done once.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh that's fair.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
The thing is this is a crowd song. Peoplere like
it's fun. It can only be done once.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, if you're the second person to do this, oh yeah,
because people are up at that point.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, here's the number two most annoying karaoke song that
people say, well, make you want to shootup a kaoke machine,
because in Florida actually did that.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
When my Heart Will Go On was saying too many times.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But this is the number two according to people that
are sharing their worst karaoke songs.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yeah, because this person always thinks they're they're they're the party.
They're walking around, they're like hugging people and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, it's a fun song. You have to be drunk
to sing it. The shot songs, give me that whiskey.
I'm feeling it right now.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You have to be drunk to get your jaw to
do the things it's got to do for this song.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
But if you do it well at that point, hopefully
they're drunk too.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And he guesses on what the number one most annoying
karaoke song?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Someone just texted in tequila. That's what I'm saying, because
Brad made me.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
He's like, just do it, but tequila. Yeah, no, superno.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Really annoying.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I apologize throughout the entire song.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
The thing is it's so long that but halfway through
the song people are like, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is funny.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, and then they're like, all right now, is it over?
And you guess is on what the number one most
annoying karaoke song is according to people?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What if people always do TLC scrubs.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Semi sonic closing time?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
No, okay, Brad, I'm trying to think, what are people
always saying?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What's like a really good one? Those are all really
good ones. It's probably one mind a sweet child of mine.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's this song right here, baby, Yeah, this is another
one too, that people have to do.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It can't rap at all.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's kind of like the original artist
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Brand new in Nation, your phone break out every single
I don't know power on the twenties
There's a story out of Florida that's going viral, and
it's going viral, and it's causing people to also start
a viral trend of sharing the top karaoke songs that
make you want to break the karaoke machine?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh no, what could have possibly happened to inspire that
only in Florida?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I have so many things in my head that are possible.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
First, we'll tell you what happened, and then we'll go
over the top answers for the top karaoke songs that
make you want to break the karaoke machine? Also texting
yours for one oh six to one, or if you
have any crazy stories about a karaoke bar, hit us
up because apparently it gets wild, especially in Florida.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Is that a Florida thing? Because Brad is actually born
in Florida and he's a karaoke king. So is this
all about your people?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Or as a recovering Florida man, we do appreciate a
good belt of a tune, but I don't think we
get I don't know what happened in this story.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So at a bar Florida yesterday, a man became so
upset when the song My Heart will go on, oh,
was saying for the fifth time. Yeah, he decided to
shoot the karaoke machine in the bar, and to shot
the karaoke.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Machine the same person.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
They didn't say if it was the same person singing
it or not, but yeah, that caused him in that.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Karaoke machine's life. How many how upset do you have
to know? How many so manys? Have you heard this
in a row where you're like, all right, that's it,
I'm done.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
There's potential, though, in a karaoke bar for this song
to go very wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, you know, regards about one hundred percent. But nobody
can be Selene right.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, there's no one who's ever done this song justice,
And anytime anyone gets on stage to sing this song
at a karaoke bar, they're wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, five times is egregious.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You're okay with him shooting up the karaoke machine.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yeah, that karaoke person who was running it, the karaoke
DJ should have been standing in front of.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The karaoke machine, okay, because this should be illegal. I
actually think it's good restraint for that. I you know,
he decided to go after the machine and not people.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know, at least that's a calm Florida man.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, we just bright sided.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Shoot.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
What are the top karaoke songs that drive you nuts
so much so that you would shoot a karaoke machine
like this guy in Florida? While people online are sharing
the ones that they think are the worst ones, my
heart will go on is on the list.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That's fair. I think that should be.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Here's another one of the top songs that people say
would drive them to shoot up a karaoke machine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
We sing. I don't think I've ever heard anybody do this.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Usually towards the end of the night. That's when it's acceptable.
This song is allowed.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
At the end of the night, everyone's just like, oh,
let's all hold hands and like sing the song so fun?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, exactly like that closing time.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, that's that.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
But the problem is somebody does that at eight pm,
Oh okay, and people are like, come on here.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Not now, it's not time for that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Now later.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I've never been begging to karaoke.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I've done it a few times, but mostly when I've
been incredibly drunk, and I've been to places where they've
been doing karaoke, but I've never really you know, I'm
not a fishing out o karaoke.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So I don't know time.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I've recently spent a lot of time at karaoke bars
because the guy that I was dating used to practice
his songs at home before we'd go to.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Karaoke so that he could really kill all right, Wait what,
here's another one who has been in a cover band.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Another one of the top karaoke songs that people say
will make you want to shoot up the karaoke machine.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Like, it's just a fun song. It's a fun song.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Any time I seenbody but do this with karaoke, though,
it's always a person who has no rhythm and can't
wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
They're always so bad at it.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The worst.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, I love that. And they're usually the worst dancers,
you know, they're just wiggling, yeah, wiggling on stage.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I gotta practice my hit mobility before I do that
song again. I was trying to shake it and drop it,
but I just I can't even. I can barely bend
it at all.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You're going to karaoke and expecting a full Broadway production,
You're tripping.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Some people are so good at it though, it's crazy.
We just talked about a second ago. But producer Brad
is into karaoke and what's your song that you always sing?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
What usually kick it off?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Was wanted Dead or Alive? Yeah, you close it with
sweet Child of Mind. You know, some fun in the middle.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
There's multiple The last time I went to Jamaica, I
literally had two or three girls come up to me
and be like, is that your dad?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like, no, boss, much better. She's like, he's so good.
Espresso martini, listen.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
That's that's the thing you find out when you're in
your early twenties and you go, this is one of
my things.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
This is one of the things that's gonna help me out.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like there is another one of the top karaoke songs
that people say will make you want to shoot up
a karaoke machine because a guy in Florida was arrested
for shooting a aaraoke machine because somebody's saying, my heart.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Will go on too many times. This one is always
singing karaoke.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
That's an amazing song.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I actually saw one time at a bar. This guy
was singing it, and I don't know what happened. Everybody
was drunk in this bar and this dude was singing
this and then he got in a fight with another guy.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
While singing.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
While singing, sir.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And everybody was jumping around, and these guys are just brawling.
He was still trying to hold onto the mic and
sing while he's getting punched in the face. It is amazing.
I was gonna says Also, he didn't stop believing he
was gonna win that fight. Yeah, here's another one of
the top karaoke songs gonna make you want to shoot
up karaoke machine?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Classic one though.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, but it can only be done once.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh that's fair.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
The thing is this is a crowd song. Peoplere like
it's fun. It can only be done once.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, if you're the second person to do this, oh yeah,
because people are up at that point.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, here's the number two most annoying karaoke song that
people say, well, make you want to shootup a kaoke machine,
because in Florida actually did that.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
When my Heart Will Go On was saying too many times.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But this is the number two according to people that
are sharing their worst karaoke songs.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yeah, because this person always thinks they're they're they're the party.
They're walking around, they're like hugging people and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, it's a fun song. You have to be drunk
to sing it. The shot songs, give me that whiskey.
I'm feeling it right now.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You have to be drunk to get your jaw to
do the things it's got to do for this song.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's a good point.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
But if you do it well at that point, hopefully
they're drunk too.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And he guesses on what the number one most annoying
karaoke song?
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Someone just texted in tequila. That's what I'm saying, because
Brad made me.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
He's like, just do it, but tequila. Yeah, no, superno.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Really annoying.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I apologize throughout the entire song.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
The thing is it's so long that but halfway through
the song people are like, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is funny.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, and then they're like, all right now, is it over?
And you guess is on what the number one most
annoying karaoke song is according to people?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
What if people always do TLC scrubs.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Semi sonic closing time?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
No, okay, Brad, I'm trying to think, what are people
always saying?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
What's like a really good one? Those are all really
good ones. It's probably one mind a sweet child of mine.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's this song right here, baby, Yeah, this is another
one too, that people have to do.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
It can't rap at all.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's kind of like the original artist
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Brand new in Nation, your phone break out every single
I don't know power on the twenties
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