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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a dope, your heart is true, your pal, and down.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
In everyone just a little.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jebel Show is no different.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunk at Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
door and pops by every once in a while selling
magazine subscriptions so she can send the baby kangaroo that
she just brought off the dark Web to boxing school
so he can eventually beat up Jake Paul in the ring.
Our social media producer Gabby, what's up? And then there's
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our producer Brad. He's a dad there tiger. And there's me.
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jubile Show and this
is the time of week where we check in with
the show and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina,
what was up with you this week?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So? I have this habit of sending myself reminders through
text message, So instead of using my notes app, I
just text myself things like things that I need to do,
things that I need to remember, something that sparks an idea,
like this is a great idea.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I've thought about doing that too. Really Yeah, Well.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Then you have these moments where you read them and
you're like, what was I trying to tell myself?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Same with almost any note I ever take.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So you guys know me. So I'm hoping you can
help me decode myself. This is gonna be fun because
I sent myself a message that says, sheep horns, last
male standing gets to mate. Wait, she sheep horns, last
male standing gets to mate? Why what I send myself that?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Nina? You look up random animal things? Yeah, I know
the date.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It was three fifty one pm.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
People like weep hoorns. Why would I send myself last
man's standing gets? Are you about starting an only fan?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
It's a new competition show there men wear sheep horns
and the last one st inning gets Nina.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
There are a lot of business ideas in it. I
don't know if you can help me out. You know
what that means texting? I don't know what I was
doing listening Victoria, what's going on with you this week? Oh?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Gosh, guys, I don't know. I have a bit of
a problem. I think I have a new crush, more
like social media crush. But it's this guy and he
has a cat named Gus, and he makes the funniest
videos with this cat, and I'm like, I was watching
me yesterday and I was like, oh, I kind of
like it.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
He's kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
I was like, do I shoot my shop and he's
probably not even gonna see it?
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Who cares?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You got a shot shot? I was like, why not?
What do I like?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I don't know what to say. I know what to do.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I just hit him up in the DMS and be like,
I got a cat too. No, there should be an
audio message. I got a cat, but.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
For real, though, one of his videos is him and
his cat and they're wearing matching outfit. It is so
I feel like Victoria should send him a picture of
her and her cat, Mimosa, addressed.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
The same and the thing Mimosa is not as nice
as his cat from what the videos.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
But also, I don't that's not cute. It's just see
I think it's cute.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well, I think we should turn into a bit and
it should be on the Jubile show accounts because those
are bigger than Ris, right yeah, and it should be
like day one of trying to get so and so
to take me on a day.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
This is what's what's his name? Again?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
His name itself is what was it?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
And and I texted it to you. You know the gas guys,
you don't know his name. You have a crush on
this dude on social media, but you don't. I like
his name. It's just act okay, probably at gust the cat.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Her name is.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Gasp Gasper deep de Anna and his ad is Gus.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And such, Gus and such like the letter n yeah,
gus the letter end. Anybody listening right now, head to
TikTok Gus and such and just start commenting like crazy
that he has to hit up Victoria. Okay, just comment
non stop that Victoria Ramirez. What's you're at Victoria on
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TikTok It's it's Victoria Ramirez. Okay, so tag Victoria and
just spam the hell out of the dude.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah yeah, I think I'm crazy, nofully, it's a great idea.
How long you it'll be until we get his attention?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
A year?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Oh, look it's our social media pricer, Gabby, stopping by
to say Hi, what's up, Gabby? Hey, what's going on
with you? This week?
Speaker 8 (04:34):
I had something really weird happened to me in the
bathroom this week.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Whoa whoa iom No, Okay.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
I was at the Noway and I was snowboarding and
I'm sitting in my stall. I'm trying to get my
bibs down, and all of a sudden I hear in
the stall next to me, oh, walkie talk do you like?
Sparks up and it's like checking in, checking in, pinch
it off over and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
In there.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Lady goes back onto her walkie and says, I'm fighting
demons over.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I am.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Should up to this week it's a little bit mortifying.
I've been keeping a little bit of a secret. So
over the past couple of weeks, I've been trying to
figure out, like what I would do on stage so
that you will invite me to be in his like
stand up comedy acts and stuff. So I tried a
poetry reading thing, I've tried stand up comedy, and last
weekend I tried to do DJ stuff but I got
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booed off stage. So I'm like nervous now that I'm
not gonna there's no I'm just telling you that I'm nervous,
that I'm not gonna be.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Where is the rest of it?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
No, you're not, so I'm gonna go by DJ Ghost.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
He's not like Bomy, what's going on with you?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I had the worst experience of my entire life yesterday.
Entire life. And if you know anything about my life,
I've had a lot of experiences. This, honestly is the
worst thing that has ever happened to me in the
history of me kind. What happened to happen not me kind.
And it's proof to everybody out there that you should
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always trust your gut. Okay, always trust your gut. I
dropped my car off about a mile away from my
house to have some work done on it, and then
I got out to walk home because it's just a
mile from my house. And I did not trust my gut,
because my gut told me to run into the grocery
store and use the restroom that was right at the
corner where I dropped the car off. Oh, I thought
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I knew better than my gut. Why so probably about
a half a mile home, maybe even more than a
half a mile home. Yeah you released what I didn't?
It just happened, right, So I had to walk almost
a whole mile to.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Wait, what did you do?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I kind of want to say again because this isn't
the first time, though, I'm not like this okay, like
it was yeah, And worst part is somebody recognized it
and then they were like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
And then they got out of their car to take
a picture. Can I take a picture with you? And
I was running, slash, waddling, slash, just going going through
it all. You know, did you take the picture?
Speaker 8 (07:42):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I said, hey, bro, I just crapped my pants. I can't.
I kept going.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I don't think that was the response that we're expecting.
Are you home?
Speaker 8 (08:03):
And then like feeling it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
All the worst experience of my life also kind of
the greatest because I've never said that somebody taking a
picture before. I'm like, I would love to, man, but yeah,
it's gonna be a negative ghost Rider truck. Always trust
your gut of the story.