The Full Jubal Show from March 19th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a story out of Florida that's going viral, and
it's going viral, and it's causing people to also start
a viral trend of sharing the top karaoke songs that
make you want to break the karaoke machine? Oh no,
what could have possibly happened to inspire that only in Florida?
I have so many things in my head that are possible. First,
we'll tell you what happened, and then we'll go over

(00:21):
the top answers for the top karaoke songs that make
you want to break the karaoke machine? Also texting yours
for one oh six to one, or if you have
any crazy stories about a karaoke bar, hit us up
because apparently it gets wild, especially in Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Is that a Florida thin? Because Brad is actually born
in Florida and he's a karaoke king. So is this
all about your people?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Or as a recovering Florida man, we do appreciate a
good belt of a tune, but I don't think we
get I don't know what happened in this story.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
So at bar, Florida yesterday, a man became so upset
when the song My Heart Will go on, oh, was
saying for the fifth time. Yeah, he decided to shoot
the karaoke machine in the bar, and to shot the
karaoke machine.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
The same person.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
They didn't say if it was the same person singing
it or not, but yeah, that caused him in that
karaoke machine's life. How many how upset do you have
to know?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
How many?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
So manys? Have you heard this in a row where
you're like, all right, that's it, I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
There's potential, though, in a karaoke bar for this song
to go very wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh, you know, regards about one hundred percent. But nobody
can be Selene right.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, there's no one who's ever done this song justice,
And anytime anyone gets on stage to sing this song
at a karaoke bar, they're wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, five times is egregious. You're okay with him shooting
up the karaoke machine.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, that karaoke person who was running it, the karaoke
DJ should have been standing in front of the.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Karaoke machine, okay, because this should be illegal. I actually
think it's good restraint for that. I mean, you know,
he decided to go after the machine and not people.
You know, at least that's a calm Florida man.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, we just bright sided to shoot.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
What are the top karaoke songs that drive you nuts
so much so that you would shoot a karaoke machine
like this guy in Florida. While people online are sharing
the ones that they think are the worst ones, my
heart will go on is on the list.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's fair. I think that should be.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Here's another one of the top songs that people say
would drive them to shoot up a karaoke machine.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
We sing.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't think I've ever heard anybody do this. Usually
towards the end of the night. That's when it's acceptable.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
This song is allowed. At the end of the night,
everyone's just like, oh, let's all hold hands and like.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Sing the song so fun? Yeah, exactly like that closing time.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
Okay, that's that.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
But the problem is somebody does that at eight pm,
Oh okay, and people are like, come on here.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Not now, it's not time for that.

Speaker 8 (03:01):
Now later.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I've never been begging to karaoke. I've done it a
few times, but mostly when I've been incredibly drunk, and
I've been to places where they've been doing karaoke, but
I've never really, you know, I'm not a fishing out
o karaoke.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
So I don't know time.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've recently spent a lot of time at karaoke bars
because the guy that I was dating used to practice
his songs at home before we'd go to karaoke so
that he could really kill a right.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Wait what, here's another one who has been in a
cover band. Another one of the top karaoke songs that
people say will make you want to shoot up the
karaoke machine. Like, it's just a fun song. It's a
fun song any time I seenbody but do this with karaoke, though,
it's always a person who has no rhythm and can't

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wrap it up. But they're always so bad.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
At it.

Speaker 9 (03:49):
Yet the worst.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, I love that. And they're usually the worst dancers,
you know, they're just wiggling, yeah, wiggling on stage. I
gotta practice my hit mobility before I do that song again.
I was trying to shake it and drop it, but
I just I can't even. I can barely bend it
at all.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You're going to karaoke and expecting a full Broadway production,
You're tripping.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Some people are so good at it though, it's crazy.
We just talked about a second ago, but producer Brad
is into karaoke And what's your song that you always sing?
What usually kick it off?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Was Wanted Dead or Alive? Yeah, you close it with
sweet Child of Mind. You know some fun in the middle.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
There's multiple The last time I went to Jamaica, I
literally had two or three girls come up to me
and be like, is that your dad?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Like, No, boss, much better. She's like, he's so good.
Espresso martini, listen.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
That's that's the thing you find out when you're in
your early twenties and you go, this is one of
my things. This is one of the things that's gonna
help me out.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like there is another one of the top karaoke songs
that people say will make you want to shoot up
a karaoke machine because a guy in Florida was arrested
for shooting a aaoke machine because somebody's saying, my heart
will go on too many times. This one is always
singing karaoke.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
That's an amazing song.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I actually saw one time at a bar. This guy
was singing it, and I don't know what happened. Everybody
was drunk in this bar and this dude was singing
this and then he got in a fight with another
guy while singing. While singing, sir, and everybody was jumping around,
and these guys are just brawling. He was still trying
to hold onto the mic and sing while he's getting

(05:32):
punched in the face. It is amazing. I was gonna
says Also, he didn't stop believing he's gonna win that fight. Yeah,
here's another one of the top karaoke songs gonna make
you want to shoot up karaoke machine?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Classic one though.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, but it can only be done once.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh that's fair.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
The thing is this is a crowd song. Peoplere like,
it's fun. It can only be done once.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, if you're the second person to do this, oh yeah,
because people are up at that point. Yeah, he's the
number two most annoying karaoke song that people say, well,
make you want to shootup a kaoke machine, because in
Florida actually did that. When My Heart Will Go On
was saying too many times. But this is the number
two according to people that are sharing their worst karaoke songs.

(06:21):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Because this person always thinks they're they're they're the party.
They're walking around, they're like hugging people and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, it's a fun song.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
You have to be drunk to sing it.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
The shot songs, give me that whiskey.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I'm feeling it right now.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
You have to be drunk to get your jaw to
do the things it's got to do for this song.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
What doot.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
It's a good point, but if you do it well
at that point, hopefully they're drunk too.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
And he guesses on what the number one most annoying
karaoke song?

Speaker 10 (07:00):
Someone just texted in tequila. That's what I'm saying, because
Brad made me.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
He's like, just do it, but.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Tequila.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, superno, really annoying.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
I apologize throughout the entire song.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
The thing is it's so long that but halfway through
the song people are like, Okay, this is funny.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, and then they're like, all right now, is it over?
And you guess is on what the number one most
annoying karaoke song is according to people?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
What if people always do TLC scrubs.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Semi sonic closing time?

Speaker 10 (07:39):
No, okay, Brad, I'm trying to think, what are people
always saying?

Speaker 6 (07:42):
What's like a really good one? Those are all really
good ones.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
It's probably one mind a sweet child of mine.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
It's this song right here, Yeah, this is another one
too that people have to do it. I can't wrap
at all. It's kind of like the original artist brand
new your phone break down every single I don't know
hour on the twenties.

Speaker 11 (08:12):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 12 (08:22):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hi, this is P Digkins calling from Carolines. I was
looking for our customer and frequent flyer, Bobby, who was
on a flight recently.

Speaker 13 (08:31):
Okay, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes, how are you?

Speaker 14 (08:35):
I'm okay.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
I'm frustrated. The flight wasn't great.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh, it definitely was not great. And that's why I'm calling.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Yeah, good, because I would like to hear from someone.
It was a big issue.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, it was a big issue, wasn't it.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (08:50):
I mean a flight being that delayed and there was
like horrible customer service.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
It was really frustrating and really dampered our trip.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Right, That's not why I'm calling. That wasn't the issue
I was calling about, actually calling about the issues with
you as a passenger on our airline and calling to
let you know that, Yes, I'm trying to let you
know that you will no longer be allowed to fly
with us and we were evoking all of your frequent
flyer points and miles and things like that.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
Good do you thank you very much about Why would
you do it?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (09:18):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
is this about?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, do you want me to rattle off the list
for you? Because I can do that.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
Rattle off the list. You guys have anything I should
be not wanting to fly with you?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Hm mm hmm. Okay, let's talk about the arm rest.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Oh, okay, arms, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Little thing you might not know about us as an airline,
we have secret flyers, people who are paid to sit
on the flights and watch some of the other passengers
to make sure they're acting appropriately. And at the end
of your row, you were at the window seat was
a secret flyer and they saw everything.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
What are you talking about. I'm not allowed to use armless,
I'm exhausted. The flight was delayed three and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
We were sitting in the window seat, and you monopolized
the middle seats armrest the whole flight.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
That was my husband in the middle seat. What are
you talking about?

Speaker 13 (10:20):
Mmm?

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Okay, Well it's up to him to say something. I
guess to you personally about that, but we as an
airline do not appreciate that that armrest in the middle
is for the middle seat and you monopolized.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
I paid for both.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
No no, no, no no, I paid for both seats. If
my husband doesn't need the armress, I can use the
arm res. You're going to ban someone for using an
arm wress.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Let's talk about the tops.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
What.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yeah, we are a shoe on only airline, and halfway
through the flight, you take your shoes off.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
I adjusted my socks and put them back on. I
sawt like I left them off the whole flight. Are
you kidding me right now?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Are you for real calling me and telling me that
I can't You're calling me about an arm rest and
my shoes. Yeah, I know you're calling me to say, sorry,
the flight's delayed. Sorry, we ruined your vacation. Here's a
credit not rebandon you because you used your husband's armors on.

Speaker 16 (11:15):
Chairs that you bought.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
What is your problem? You have like a horrible attitude.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Let's talk about Let's talk about the three times you
use the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Am I not allowed to use the bathroom?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Well, you are in the window seat and you made
our secret flyer get up three times to use the bathroom.
One of those times you were still in your socks.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
For one, there's no way I was still in my socks.
For two, who cares how many times I've use the bathroom.
The flight was delayed, they had to take a different round,
the flight was extended. It was a long flight. I
just wanted to get to where I was going, and
I was frustrated. You're really gonna you guys should be
apologizing to me for what you put me through. All
the waiting, we had to go from gate to gate

(11:59):
the flight, I have to do a whole thing. Are
you joking?

Speaker 12 (12:02):
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Speaker 1 (12:06):
Hey, Bobby, this is actually Jebel from the Jubel Show
doing a phone break on you. Your husband say you up.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm like, I'm like paying,
I'm ready to go through the roof. I'm like, oh
my god. He says, oh god, I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
You guys to a flight recently and it was a
terrible experience, and he wanted to mess with It's horrible.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
It's horrible. My blood pressure is through the roof right now.
I thought I was gonna go crazy. Oh my god,
you got me, You got me. I'm still I can't
even calm down. Oh my god, you got me really good.

Speaker 11 (12:46):
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Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
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You can get tickets if you go to the jubil
Show dot com and click on stand up Comedy. Yeah,
and now, sime Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
So the twenty twenty five hurricane names have been announced random, right.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
We already come out with those before they even happen.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah, So June first is when the twenty twenty five
Atlantic hurricane season arrives, which is always kind of devastating.
But the crazy part is that the names have already
been decided. So it's Andrea Barry, Why Barry, Hurricane Barry
coming around the left? Well the funny well, Barry is

(13:29):
actually a hit man on a show on HBO called Barry.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
So I really feel like I was like.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, maybe it's that right in the Science Club. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
And then there's Chantal Dexter and Aaron Dexter's a wild
name for a hurricane.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Do you think about the success of the TV show dexter.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
You don't want it to be called dexter. I'm not
trying to be in a dexter hurricane, no, so. But
I don't know how they decide that. Do you sit
in a room and you are like, okay, now we
have to do an alphabetical order and come up with
a name for each one of these letters. Oh, because
it does go in alphabet order. I just don't know
how they choose the name.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Interesting, Yeah, I don't know how they do it either.

Speaker 10 (14:04):
I wonder if you're just like all in a room
kind of like in a circle, and we all kind
of just name it out, like, hey, I got a
Brad has BE, Nina has S, Jubile has D.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Then I had no guys. Come on, they all get
in the room, all right, listen up, nerds. What name
somebody who wronged you when you were younger?

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Nerd?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
And they're like, yeah, this dude, Barry always flushed my
head and the toilet give me swirlies. I'm not.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Moving on. That's the World Meteorological Organization that came up
with those names.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
In other news, there's a Bulgarian soccer team that's trending
right now and they're trending for honoring one of their players.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
But this is why.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
So they were at a soccer match, both teams got
into the middle of the field, put their heads down
and had a moment of silence for a former player
because they had quote unquote passed.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Why do you say quote unquote.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Because it turns out he never died. What wait, honored
a former player that was supposed to be a really
big deal on the team back in the day, who
was like, I'm still here, thanks shout out.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
But didn't die.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Still they just think he died yet where they got
that information?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Dead guys?

Speaker 10 (15:18):
Can you imagine like being on that team and then
like everyone's standing there and that one guy's.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Like, I don't think Jim's dead. Wait, Jim's alive.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh crap what that dude wins the game just to
watch the team and he's like, I'm not what hold on?
So that the Nelson Mandela effect.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Well, it's the Nelson Mandela effect.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
And when you think a famous person, oh.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, maybe I don't know, But they're trending for that
because that was the big whoopsie yeah out.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
They did that the Oscars, You know when they do
that montage and someone's just like, no, I don't I
shouldn't be in there on the screen and literally just
won like a minute ago, and they're like, no, we're
letting you yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, we're just sletting you know. Yeah,
you're done from this award show.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
And lastly, Disney Plus has launched something new for you
to partake in, and that is the Simpson Stream. The
plan is to be streaming The Simpsons twenty four to seven,
all day long, thirty five seasons. Whenever you turn it on,
there will be an episode of the Simpsons rotation.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
You can always do that if you just go to
the Simpsons.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, but like think about this though, Simpsons is something
that you can dive into in the middle of an
episode and not care. So it's really it's brain rot
from Disney Plus. It's like, just tune in whenever it
is and you're like, okay, cool, put that on the background.
I clean my dish exactly. You don't have to go.
It's just one button instead of you know, three.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
I love Disney Plus.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Well, there you go. Simpsons Stream is waiting for you.

Speaker 6 (16:46):
My subscription.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
I saw my bill the other day.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
Apparently last year I forgot when I was drunk, I
ordered Disney Plus, and I forgot that I'd got the
yearly subscription.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
And so the other day that bill came in and.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
I'm like, oh, I forgot I did that againing money
and creating?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeahs do things when you're drunk like that?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
And what she's really excited when she sits down to
watch Disney Plus?

Speaker 11 (17:12):
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Speaker 1 (17:21):
Caleb is on the phone today for a first day
follow up. He's getting ghosted by Naomi. So in a
few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But before we do that, let's talk about the date. Caleb.
How long has it been since you heard from Naomi?

Speaker 17 (17:34):
Oh, like a week? Probably?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Okay, have you been trying to hit her up?

Speaker 12 (17:40):
Yeah? That much?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
But okay, good answer.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Actually hesitation there.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Let's talk about the date.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
How did that go?

Speaker 14 (17:50):
I thought it went well.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
I mean we went to those uh one of those
g y pottery places. Yeah, yeah, you know it's romantic creators.

Speaker 17 (17:59):
Little miss.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
What is that that ghost scene that movie Ghost where
they had the pottery thing.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh yeah, did you guys use the wheel?

Speaker 17 (18:07):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
I would have liked to next time.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
So how did it go with the pottery?

Speaker 9 (18:15):
I had a great time, you know, I mean we
were we were teasing each other, joking around, and I
thought it was nice.

Speaker 6 (18:22):
Did she not think it was nice?

Speaker 17 (18:25):
I don't know she ever talked to me.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
I mean I must have gotten a little too into it,
you know, because like I totally did the ghost behind
the back move.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
That's hot?

Speaker 9 (18:34):
Though, what where I kind of put my arms but
like from.

Speaker 17 (18:39):
Behind her, like you know what I mean? Okay, yeah,
there was no wheel, but just that, so you got.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Behind her and put your arms around her and made
a mug out of pottery?

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Okay, well would.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
You put it like that exactly?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Okay? She like that? Did she? Was she laughing about it?
Or did it seem weird to her?

Speaker 17 (18:59):
I thought she took it. Well, I thought she took it.

Speaker 9 (19:02):
Well, you know, she's she's kind of, you know, sarcastic,
So it could go either way, right, but I like it.

Speaker 17 (19:09):
You could say maybe she liked it.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
And this is a totally different reason that she's go
see me, or she totally thought I was weird.

Speaker 17 (19:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
So did you guys just do pottery on the date,
or did you guys go anywhere afterwards?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Before?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (19:23):
No, after we got some tacos and uh you know,
late night tacos.

Speaker 17 (19:28):
Good times.

Speaker 13 (19:29):
There was even a kiss, you know, not like fireworks
over Disney Iron.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
But that's very good sign.

Speaker 17 (19:35):
I could see.

Speaker 9 (19:35):
I could see it going somewhere, you know, potentially if
things could ramp up a little bit with another date
or two or whatever.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Did it get weird at any point?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I mean, it's great that she went with you after
pottery to at tacos.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
That should be a good sign.

Speaker 13 (19:52):
I mean I dare her to try the firebombs off
of the taco place, and she did and then like
almost died, and I was sort of laughing.

Speaker 17 (20:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (20:01):
I like I didn't know it was that serious, but
like she just wouldn't stop coughing. You know, someone takes
like hot sauce to the dome and it's like, Okay,
they're coughing, fine, But like she just kept coughing and coughing.
And I was laughing at first, but then all of
a sudden, it was like, oh no, probably not, probably
not a funny moment.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Is that the reason you think she's ghosting you because
you made her try hot sauce and it was too
hot for.

Speaker 9 (20:27):
I mean, it wasn't too hot, like she was like
not doing well, like her turned color, you know, like yeah,
but I've had too hot.

Speaker 17 (20:37):
There's like too hot.

Speaker 9 (20:38):
And then there's like, okay, excuse me, I need like
I need to go get tons and tons of rice.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Okay, So you put her mouth on fire, so that
could be why you're getting ghosted.

Speaker 17 (20:49):
Possibly.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
What's the last thing that she said to you?

Speaker 17 (20:54):
I don't remember good night, really great date.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Awkward woman.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
All right, well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
I'm STI trying to figure out what happened on your day,
but we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she tells us why she's ghosting
you and see if we can get you another date. Okay, yeah,
all right, play a song come back, Get your first
day follow up, Next.

Speaker 11 (21:19):
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Speaker 1 (21:26):
Right in the middle of today's first day follow up,
if you're just joining us. Caleb is on the phone
and we're about to call Naomi and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him. Has been over a
week and he hasn't heard from her since their date.
Before we do that, Caleb, why don't you break down
your day again for us real quick, one more time.

Speaker 9 (21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (21:41):
So we we did some mug painting, making painting at
the DIY pottery spot. I thought she was super funny
and uh, you know, dry, and she actually laughed at
my jokes, which, let's be real, it's very rare.

Speaker 18 (21:59):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
And look, got some night nighte tacos I dare to
try the hottest sauce. I thought it was hilarious, but
then it got weird. She was actually not doing well
and you're.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Laughing at her. She's having some sort of crazy reaction
to the hot class.

Speaker 17 (22:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (22:17):
Yeah, but we did get there was a good night
kid and she said good night, and but since then
she hasn't responded my text.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
All right, you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 17 (22:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (22:28):
Okay, Hello, Hi is this Naomi?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
This is hey Naomi. How are you? This is the
Jubil Show. It's a radio show. Hi, I'm Nina Hi,
I'm Victoria and I'm Jebel.

Speaker 17 (22:49):
How are you?

Speaker 12 (22:50):
Oh wait, wait what is this real?

Speaker 20 (22:52):
Because I kind of foppy we're just stage for you know,
YouTube or something.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
No, they're not. This is Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 17 (23:00):
So?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I guess you know what this is?

Speaker 12 (23:03):
Yeah, I mean I've a little bit.

Speaker 20 (23:06):
I've heard it here and there, but I honestly just
never thought of this like real thing, like somebody wrote
it up for you know.

Speaker 12 (23:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (23:14):
I've honestly just never thought I was going to get
a call like this. I'm a little unprepared.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, So are you cheating on anybody? To start there?

Speaker 12 (23:24):
Wow?

Speaker 20 (23:24):
Wait, just like dive right in. I mean I'm not
like cheating on anybody. I was sort of seeing someone
for a minute.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh no, yeah, no, I'm just asking because we do
a few different things on this show. I didn't know
if you know exactly what we're calling. This is a
first dight follow up. So if you go out on
a date with somebody and ghost that person, that person
can email us to call you and ask why you're
ghosting them. So we got an email about you from
somebody that you're ghosting.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
Okay, is this about Caleb?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yes, Oh, it is about Caleb. He said he liked
you a lot. He told us a little bit about
your date, but he's confused.

Speaker 20 (23:59):
Okay, you know, but I don't know how to say
this nicely, so I'm just gonna say it.

Speaker 12 (24:03):
Cayleb is a.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Minute a menace?

Speaker 6 (24:06):
What?

Speaker 20 (24:06):
Yeah, Okay, So the day was actually a lot of
fun and I did have a good time, but there
was this incident with like hot sauce and I genuinely
could not breathe. It was so horrible and aside from
the fact that it was killing me, people were like
staring at me.

Speaker 12 (24:26):
It was so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
He told us about that. Actually, he said he felt
bad because, like he thought, you know, it was just
too hot for you. But then he realized after he
was laughing at you that it was a really bad situation.

Speaker 12 (24:38):
Yeah, I was bad.

Speaker 20 (24:39):
I had a waiter bring me milk and honey, and
then Cayleb is over there making a like a joke
about some sort of spicy relationship. Well, I'm literally feeling
my cloak on my throat closing up.

Speaker 12 (24:50):
It was genuinely awful.

Speaker 9 (24:53):
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait to be fair, though,
da I mean you did survive.

Speaker 17 (24:56):
And the joke was pretty solid.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
He's actually on the phone listening it wants to talk
to you. Why I feel like, yeah.

Speaker 20 (25:06):
Oh my god, Caleb, are you seriously put me in
this situation after everything you just told with me? Seriously,
Like I cannot believe that I'm even speaking to you
on the radio right now. Clearly, if I'm not responding
to you, then that should have been like your first time.

Speaker 21 (25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
But see, but you kissed me, so I was really confused.

Speaker 17 (25:27):
There was one.

Speaker 12 (25:30):
Here's the thing, you know what, Honestly, I do regret
that kiss.

Speaker 20 (25:33):
But I think in some retrospect, maybe just in some
way I'm thinking about this, maybe the kiss had more
to do with I was hoping my mouth was still
on fire, so maybe you could actually feel.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
What I pay back the only reason that you're ghosting him,
you know what.

Speaker 20 (25:49):
I think it would have been really nice if you
had like actually took action when you saw how much
pain I was in. You literally just sat there and
were cracking up about it, like it was honest.

Speaker 12 (26:07):
I mean, you know.

Speaker 20 (26:08):
There was also this other incident at the pottery place
we went to, also embarrassing, and I actually had the
manager call me about you specifically.

Speaker 12 (26:18):
What Yeah, and the manager.

Speaker 17 (26:23):
How did you have your phone number?

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Well, why didn't make.

Speaker 12 (26:26):
A grativation to go?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
So why did they call it? What did he do?

Speaker 20 (26:32):
Okay, in line with him being a medace apparently what
Kayla's thought would be funny to do with me to
etch on the pottery help I'm trapped in this mug.

Speaker 12 (26:45):
Before they fired it, and.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
They were and you and what did you say after that? Naomi?

Speaker 20 (26:50):
Basically, I again in shock that I'm having this company
call me about Caleb being a jerk. And they they
didn't like this, like they thought it was funny. They
you know, they took it very seriously, and you know,
I actually had to speak to the manager and the
manager is being a total caring to me, and I
was being so nice and I had to make sure
that they didn't ban up from that shop.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
Nammy. The joke is actually funny though, because all of
these people on the radio just laughed at it.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, I thought it was kind of fun caring about it.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (27:22):
Also they told me that you drew.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
A okay, so it wasn't what he wrote on and
it was probably that I mean.

Speaker 12 (27:36):
Anymore?

Speaker 17 (27:36):
Can you oh my.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
God, you so you're being really ridiculous right now.

Speaker 20 (27:43):
Like you might think this is all funny, but you're
a freaking adult.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
That's a great story though, being banned from a pun.

Speaker 17 (27:54):
No, we didn't kicked out.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
We didn't get kicked out of the bar.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
We got kicked out of the We had eighty six
from the DIY pottery.

Speaker 12 (28:03):
That's more pathetic than getting out of a bar. Getting
kicked out of a bar.

Speaker 20 (28:06):
The fact that you can't even understand that just shows
your level of maturity.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Would you like another day with Caleb? We'll pay for it?

Speaker 20 (28:15):
Oh yeah, absolutely, I am so ready to go on
another date with him. Listen, Caleb, you might actually think
you're a funny guy, and maybe in some areas you are,
but you're also the kind of guy who would be
trashy enough.

Speaker 12 (28:28):
To get us kicked out of Applebee's. A hard path
on it.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
I would never eat at Applebee's first of all, I
have taste. Okay, fine, you're not as funny as I
thought anyway, but oh.

Speaker 12 (28:41):
Yeah, do they still have my penis mug? Seriously, honestly,
this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 19 (28:47):
You.

Speaker 12 (28:48):
You're just a disgusting person. I think you need to
grow up a little bit.

Speaker 20 (28:51):
And let's be real, You've got a bunch of people
on air laughing alongside you.

Speaker 12 (28:57):
You're really not that funny.

Speaker 20 (28:58):
People are trying to wake stop, they're trying to have
some laugh and all you are is some pathetic person
on the line.

Speaker 21 (29:06):
The best enough as first day fault.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
It just takes three minutes to find out every single
thing you need to know over the day with Nina's
what's trending?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Are you in the market for a pop up panic room?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Well, if you are, there's a grocery store in Germany
that is now trending because it offers pop up panic rooms.
Interesting people are purchasing these. They have bullet resistance from
nine for whatever. It's bullet resistance made with reinforced steel.
They have options to include a bench, magnetic lighting, and
a dry toilet.

Speaker 10 (29:46):
Is it like one of those like make your own,
like you just kind of you buy, you buy it
like a shed. Yes, But if it's a panic room,
isn't like like a tornado will like kind of just
blow it away.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Well, it's bullet resistant and it's made with reinforced deep.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It sounds like it's a heavy pop up.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
It's got to protect you somehow, So you don't want
it to be some flimsy panic well, especially if you're
gonna pay sixteen thousand dollars for the pop up panic room.
But there are also smaller and more budget friendly panic
rooms that you can get for four thousan five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Nice, So if you think about that for a second,
you pay more than that in rent over the course
of a year, but you own it.

Speaker 17 (30:24):
Yeah, just buy a panic.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Room and living it.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Some people do in the mini houses. Yeah, but then
they get in trouble because you put it in somebody's
backyard and you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Well, you can't just randomly put stuff in people's backyard.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Well, I mean by right anyway.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
So if you happen to be move into somebody's backyard
and your pop up panic room, try to kick me
out here. The thing's bulletproof. Your neighbors now, and the
fact that you know I'm here.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
As long as I'm here, if I stay here for
another ninety days, I live here, I own it.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, those weird squads.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
That's great. I don't know, that's a thing.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah, if they.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Know you live there and you live there for a
certain amount of time they can't kick you.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Out in certain states are a lot more on that side. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
So anyway, if you happen to be a music festival person,
there's one music festival in my humble opinion that I
think is worth going to so far this year, and
that would be I want.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
To have seen the lineup.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
So the headliners are Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Tyler the Creator.
Luke Combs will be there. There's i mean more Crazy
Abram Crazy Abrams Doci artists on Rocky Blacks on a Friday.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Oh my god, wait that'd be kind.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, she was actually here last week performing. I hear
she's actually pretty good now, Like it's I.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Mean, she's really been working on it for years. Really,
if you think about it, you know that I'm up.
I'm always up on her back of Black, I always.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Ryan Reynolds Anderson back and Rebecca Black following her career.
Since it's Friday, yeah, like then this girl is gonna
blow eventually, she's gonna blow up.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I'm actually really happy for her because that's consistency. That's
like when you can't outwork the person that works the
hardest kind of a thing.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Right, I'll watch like DJ sets on YouTube sometimes, you know,
and I was watching this one like DJ thing that
they do, and then she's all she also DJs. I
didn't even know she was on that video. And then
they're like, all right, the first DJ is Rebecca Black
And I was like, why is my life Rebecca Blacker.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
That's really.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
If you do decide to go to a festival that's
outside of the city that you live in, then Frontier
Airlines may be the one you go with, because ever
since Southwest announced that they will be charging you now
to bring bags, Frontier said, bet we won't day and
do you want to fly Frontier? There will be free bags.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
Frontier really does try with people, I will say, because
they said, first they're like, you know what, eight hundred
bucks unlimited tickets wherever you want to go. There's blackout
dates and you can't go some places, but you know what,
wherever you want to go. And then now ooh, south
West won't give you bags for free, we will.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Bet they'll charge you. They'll get it back.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, we got to and someone's got to pay for
the fuel.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
And that someone is you.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Really cheaper to get well as as it is. That's
the nice part of it, right, Okay, that's what's trending.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 22 (33:21):
Can I get a tall a large black coffee?

Speaker 17 (33:25):
Large black cock?

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
No? I mean large?

Speaker 6 (33:28):
He means av Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
Venti is large, is twenty large is large.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
In fact, toll is large and.

Speaker 17 (33:38):
Grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 17 (33:41):
It's also the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Congratulations for stupid and three language. It's almost time for
America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your chance to
take on our own Victoria Ameras in a game of trivia.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
What is going on over there? I just look over
in Victoria. It looks like you if you had a
cold headache, you know, like a brain a brain freeze? Yeah,
did you have a brain freeze? Is hearing that? The
infide trivia funny?

Speaker 9 (34:08):
No?

Speaker 10 (34:08):
I drink my coffee and then my nose got all
like I haven't take my allergy medicine.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Yet into my nose kind of just.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Like it, I don't know, drink your coffee with your nose?

Speaker 6 (34:16):
I thought about it, but no, okay, what time?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
So what does your nose do?

Speaker 10 (34:20):
I don't know, like it it feels like when like
it kind of gets like when it gets like really really.

Speaker 6 (34:24):
Cold, you know, it has like a little burn or something.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
For a second, brain freeze.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
It's not a brain freeze, it's your nose.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Okay, the brain freeze today.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Washington State Game Next Tickets on the line March twenty
eighth to the thirtieth at the Washington State Bar and
Vince Center. If you all calls right now. If you
want to play eight eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one o six one,
you can also d ms at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jebel Show dot com if you think
you can beat Victoria.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Uh huh, and I'm ready, what is your nose?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Ready?

Speaker 6 (34:54):
No, I'm about to put guys. I'm about to run
this game so smooth.

Speaker 10 (34:59):
Even even Google Maps isn't gonna help you find a
win a way to win.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
This is so bad.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Got try that again?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, sure, let me start that over. If you want
to play Victoria, here's what you're up against.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
I'm about to run this game so smooth.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
Even Google Maps isn't gonna help you find a way
to win.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
So n cartographer, because y'all are about.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
To get lost on the road to my victory. What's
a cartographer? Guy who makes maps?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Person who draws maps?

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Seriously, that doesn't help.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Word that we're gonna get lost on the way to
your victory, meaning we're never gonna see your victory because
we're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Lost in the day. Yikes. You want to get lost
on the way to Victoria's victory? Right now? Eight eight
three four three six one. We'll play you vers Victoria
right after this. It's the jubil Show.

Speaker 17 (35:50):
Got room for one more?

Speaker 18 (35:51):
If you still want to go to ask where did
you find that some kid back in town traded the
van for it?

Speaker 17 (35:57):
Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon on.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
This hog, you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 18 (36:03):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something like this.

Speaker 12 (36:10):
And totally redeem yourself.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria or Amira is in a
game of trivia for tickets to the Washington State Gaming
Expo March twenty eighth to the thirtieth at the Washington
State Fair and Vince Center. And let's meet today's lovely
and talented contestant for you, Verus Victoria. Kendra. What's up, Kendra?

Speaker 7 (36:32):
Ah, I'm doo good.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
How are you great? Thank you?

Speaker 11 (36:36):
Jay?

Speaker 10 (36:36):
You sound like he's a really sweet voice. So I'm
gonna feel bad when I take it down.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
That was good right now?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Oh well, I'm sorry, but you know, I think you
know what.

Speaker 14 (36:47):
I'm gonna give you.

Speaker 16 (36:48):
The best of doubt that you have the knowledge of Socrates.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
And do you know what one of his famous quote was.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
I don't know, but I know who Socrates is.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
It's like he's pretty smart guy. What's the quote?

Speaker 20 (36:58):
Oh, he was a philosopher, but his famous quote was
the only thing I know is I know nothing.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
You really had to pull that one out. How long
did you take you think of that one?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Great job, Kendra, was awesome. You already have a win.
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And here's
how the game is played. Well, thirty seconds stands as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright. To win.
Door is closed and are you ready, Kendra? Yeah, here
we go. Your time starts. Now.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
What's the chemical symbol for the element helium.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
What is the smallest prime number.

Speaker 18 (37:39):
Three?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
What's the name of the highest mountain in Africa?

Speaker 10 (37:44):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (37:44):
Colin.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
What's the chemical symbol for potassium?

Speaker 14 (37:49):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
What is the most widely spoken language in the.

Speaker 7 (37:53):
World, Uh, French or Spanish?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
How many players around the field for one soccer team
during a game?

Speaker 22 (38:03):
Thirteen?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Okay, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio and while she's getting settled, kinder, what's something
else interesting that you would like us to know.

Speaker 14 (38:14):
One of my other favorite quotes I can never get it.

Speaker 20 (38:18):
Exactly right, is that it's like when I grew up,
I gave away childish.

Speaker 16 (38:24):
Things like the fear of being childish and acting very adult.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
When I say that one more time, why did you
ask her?

Speaker 14 (38:35):
Yeah, it's like it goes.

Speaker 20 (38:37):
Something like when I gave when I grew up, I
gave away childish things like the fear of being childish
and acting very adults.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
One of my favorite philosopher quotes is from Aristophanes, and
it's quick past me a beaker of wine so that
I may say something funny. Yeah, all right, Victoria, are
you ready.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Started saying I started singing a song when I grow up,
I want to be I'm ready, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Okay, Victoria's not going to hear a single question because
so Kinder congratulations. I'm gonna go ahead and say congratulations
on your win early. But anyway, here we go, thirty
second answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, yep, yeah, and you have to beat you
have to beat Kendra outright, ready, Kendrick, you can tell
Victoria wouldn't to go sucker.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
What's the chemical symbol for the element helium? What is
the smallest prime number one? What's the name of the
highest mountain in Africa?

Speaker 6 (39:35):
There's mountains?

Speaker 20 (39:36):
And wait, wait what?

Speaker 6 (39:39):
I don't know this song we're passing.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
What's the chemical symbol for potassium?

Speaker 6 (39:43):
What?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
What is this biology po What is the most widely
spoken language in the world English? How many players are
on the field for one soccer team during a game nine?
What's the name of the bear in the Jungle book
who sings the bear necessities?

Speaker 6 (39:57):
Dang it, I know him bear necessity. It isn't like
pogi or.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Now anyway, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
It's almost like Kendra went to an award show and
got an aisle seat, so you kind of knew what
was gonna happen here.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Victoria got to correct though, yeah I did.

Speaker 6 (40:22):
How many did she get?

Speaker 17 (40:24):
Just two?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Really a new one.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Congratulations Tigos, you won. You got tickets to the Washington
State Gaming Expo. Congratulations. All right, now let's get the
answer from neither.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
The chemical symbol for helium is h E. The smallest
prime number is two. What the name of the highest
mountain in Africa is Mount Kilimanjaro. The chemical symbol for
potassium is k. The most widely spoken language in the
world is English. And there are eleven players on the
field for one soccer team during a game. And the
bear is not it's it's blue. Also, I knew the

(41:03):
bear at Kendra.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Thank you for playing, Thank you for having me.

Speaker 7 (41:09):
I did try to play for a month.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
We play you verus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 14 (41:20):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Malia is on the phone today for it to Catch
a Cheater and she has been with her boyfriend for
a year, but last month, I guess they went on
a break and now she thinks that he might be
seeing someone else. Malia tell us what's going on.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (41:37):
I don't think he's necessarily cheating because we just got
back together, you know, but he but I just want
to see if the break was good and that he's
not going to cheat, that he's not he's really true
to me, you know what I mean. And I just
want to see if it's going to be me that
he sends a flower to.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
But I mean, you guys got back together, but you
think like maybe he started something and it hasn't finished it, right.

Speaker 15 (42:00):
He just he seems a little spacey, and you know,
he keeps saying that like there was something that we
do have to talk about now that we're back together.

Speaker 13 (42:07):
But it.

Speaker 15 (42:09):
Has never been in the mood or hasn't had the
time and kind of blows it off and seems nervous
to talk about it.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Gosh, could you imagine be pregnant?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
WHOA?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Sorry?

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Sorry, So is this kind of like a test?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to freak you out. That's
probably more of like a movie I saw, But.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I mean, I mean that is like, I mean, imagine
where your mic could go if he says there's something
to talk about.

Speaker 15 (42:33):
Yeah, exactly, And so I just I'm now, I just
need to know because I feel like this is gonna
be the test to see, like, since he won't talk
to me about it on his own, I'm kind of
trying to force his hand a little bit, like what
is this?

Speaker 14 (42:46):
What's this thing that you need to talk about?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
So, Malia, would you be upset then if you found
out that during your one month break that Jack was
messing around with somebody else?

Speaker 15 (42:55):
No, I wouldn't because we took a break to reevaluate
and what happens when we're not together, that doesn't it
doesn't matter to me. I just want to make sure
that you know he's true to me now now that
we're together.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Was he ever not true while you guys were together
all those other months?

Speaker 15 (43:13):
No, but we were definitely we were getting serious and
it was just kind of like, Okay, is this going
to be a like forever thing? And we kind of
took a break just to kind of see if this
is what we really want and we came back together
and because we decided it.

Speaker 16 (43:28):
Was I want to make sure that it is.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Why did you guys go on the break?

Speaker 15 (43:34):
We just we wanted to. We want we just want
to make sure that this was it. That we wanted
to make sure that we did want to be together.

Speaker 13 (43:40):
We were getting serious. We just I just want to.

Speaker 15 (43:43):
We just want to reinforce that, like, yes, we are
the people that we want to be with.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Did you like see anybody else while you guys want
to break?

Speaker 15 (43:50):
I did. I went on a few dates and it
just I just didn't get the feeling that I have.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Jack, m I get that amazing how much you guys
can do in one month. I mean I go on
a break for a year and it's like, WHOA still
miss you? I'm sorry, this is not about me, and
I just really am making it that way. How do
you think Jack's going to feel about multiple tests in
order to prove your love for each other long term?

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Is he going to understand right and not?

Speaker 15 (44:22):
What's not fair? But it's but this whole, this thing
that he needs to talk to me about, is giving
me so much anxiety that I'm not I feel like
I'm not really bungeing correctly, Like I just want to
know what it is, and he just keeps blowing it
off every time, and I just can't relax unless until
I know, And I don't know how to get him
to tell me.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
What if it's a proposal, well.

Speaker 7 (44:42):
Then he shouldn't tell me that there's something.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
That's a very good point.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Okay, okay, okay, that's a fair point.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out. You
told us what grocery store he's a rewards card member at,
So we'll do the usual call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and tell him that every
single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if
he sends those to you or somebody else.

Speaker 13 (45:04):
Okay, okay, great, thank you, all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Plas I come back and get your to Catch a
teeter next, it's.

Speaker 23 (45:11):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Right in the middle of to Catch a teeter if
you're just joining us. Malia is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of one year, Jack might
be cheating on hers. So in just a second, we're
going to call up and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and
say that he just won free flowers to be delivered
to anybody that he wants anywhere in the world, and
see if he delivers them to his girlfriend, Malia or

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to somebody else. But first, Melia, why don't you remind
everybody why you think he might be cheating.

Speaker 15 (45:41):
Since we've gotten back from the break, she's been really
spacey and has said that he really needs to talk
to me about something, but yet can never find the
time to tell me what it is that he needs
to tell me and just blows it off. And it's
just giving me so much anxiety that now I'm resorting
to calling in a radio station to see what is
the deal.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
My anxiety is real.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
I can tear you apart in Okay, are you ready
to call them?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
And see?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Here we go? Hello, Hi, is this Jack who's a
rewards card member at?

Speaker 11 (46:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
This is Jack, Jack. How are you please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually gon
to let you know you're this month's big winner. Congratulations,
And it's not whether it's a scam or something or no,
not at all. You may not know this, but every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, just

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our way of saying thank you very much for shopping
with us, and congratulations, you won this month's flowers. So
you won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of candy, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want.

Speaker 17 (46:57):
Wow, that's really cool. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
So here's how it works. If you know who you
want to send them to. I can take the information
over the phone. In just a matter of minutes.

Speaker 18 (47:07):
I can tell you what I want to say and
who I want to send it to you and all that.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, do you need mean to call you back? Or
you got it right now? Do you know already?

Speaker 17 (47:14):
I think I know who I want to send it to.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
I would need first the first and the last name
of the person.

Speaker 17 (47:22):
Her name is Emma.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
All right, And do you want to put anything on
a card.

Speaker 18 (47:28):
To my baby girl, Comma, I love you, So just
something simple.

Speaker 17 (47:34):
I'm sweet. Did you get all that?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Okay? Great? And now I'll let you know that your
your girlfriend Malia is on the phone and probably wants
to know what that's about. Wait what this is actually
the Jubile Show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubile. Yeah,
I'm Nina, I I'm Victoria. And we do a segment
called to Catch a Cheater where we try to see
where we try to catch somebody cheating by based on
who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend Malia is

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on the phone.

Speaker 17 (48:00):
Oh my god, what is this.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Radio?

Speaker 17 (48:06):
What are we doing?

Speaker 7 (48:09):
You won't talk to me otherwise?

Speaker 12 (48:10):
Who's Emma?

Speaker 17 (48:12):
I'm not This is ridiculous. I am not cheating.

Speaker 18 (48:17):
Oh my god, Emma, I didn't and I told you
we needed to talk, and I didn't know what a
good time to talk about this would happen?

Speaker 24 (48:26):
All right, yeah, now this is a great time. Great
tell me all right, I guess now is the time. Then, Well,
when we were on our break, you.

Speaker 18 (48:38):
Know, my mom decided to tell me that my my
ex Jenna had a baby and it was mine and
they didn't tell me because they didn't think I would
react great. They thought that, I mean, I'm too mature
as what they said, so they kept it a secret
for me, and they were scared that I would, you know,

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while off the handle. So I mean, I didn't know
when it could be time to tell you because I
also thought you might fly off the handle.

Speaker 17 (49:07):
And I'm I'm just I'm just dealing with.

Speaker 18 (49:10):
This information myself recently. So look, it's not it's not
what you think. I'm not cheating on you, Okay, I
have a new baby girl to take care of.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Wow.

Speaker 17 (49:21):
And I mean, you know, when.

Speaker 18 (49:23):
When we were together, I didn't see my mom very often.

Speaker 17 (49:25):
I was, you know, with you a lot.

Speaker 18 (49:27):
I didn't see a lot of other people, and so
I got a chance to spend more time with my
mom and she eventually told me that Emma is now
two years old. I'm sorry, baby. Look, I don't want
you to be mad. I just I didn't know why
to tell you this.

Speaker 17 (49:44):
I don't.

Speaker 18 (49:45):
I mean, I don't even know how my life is
going to go with this in the future. I'm adjusting too,
but I just it's not I'm not cheating on you.
That's ridiculous, And I'm so upset that you had to
call a radio station to figure this out?

Speaker 17 (49:59):
Do you not try?

Speaker 12 (50:03):
I just wish that you could have told me.

Speaker 15 (50:06):
I mean, this is such a huge thing that I
should have known about before we got back together. Like,
what am I supposed to do with this? I recommitted
myself to you, and you've left out this enormous detail.
And now you have like a baby to take care of,
and like so like us going forward, like half your

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mind is going to go to this baby, and like
you'll be spending a lot more time with her and
your ex and it's you.

Speaker 12 (50:35):
I don't know if this is what I signed up for.

Speaker 15 (50:39):
This is a lot of information that I should have
known about before we got back together.

Speaker 18 (50:45):
My god, this is exactly why I didn't want to
tell you about this. You're always the one saying that
you never want to talk about what happened during the break.
You constantly say that whatever happened doesn't matter because we
weren't together. Just let it be. I mean, I don't
even know if you were with.

Speaker 17 (50:59):
Any buddy, but we weren't together, and I'm gonna.

Speaker 12 (51:02):
Trust because it doesn't matter.

Speaker 15 (51:03):
We weren't together, and get it, like, we weren't together
when you had sex with your ex.

Speaker 7 (51:08):
But my god, you knew that you now you.

Speaker 12 (51:11):
Know that there's a baby. There's a child, and I
deserve to know.

Speaker 16 (51:16):
That is a huge leave out for me.

Speaker 17 (51:20):
I didn't know what to do about this.

Speaker 15 (51:22):
Now I'm handling it better because it's a huge bomb.

Speaker 12 (51:28):
You just dropped you have a child.

Speaker 18 (51:32):
I don't know if you can do that with me,
But I'm okay to the introducer to you, like I guess,
and maybe we can, you know, build a life together.

Speaker 17 (51:41):
You know, I love you.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Oh my god, which part is upsetting you, Malia? Is
it the care or is it that he just didn't
tell you?

Speaker 17 (51:48):
I guess.

Speaker 15 (51:49):
I'm I'm just I'm just thrown from all of it.

Speaker 12 (51:53):
It's the.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (51:56):
I can't even I can't even think straight.

Speaker 14 (51:58):
This is.

Speaker 15 (52:00):
This is not how I've pictured this call going. I
can handle cheating, I can't.

Speaker 12 (52:06):
I don't.

Speaker 14 (52:06):
I just haven't thought.

Speaker 15 (52:08):
I just haven't thought about kids, and I haven't thought
about a kid, having a kid that isn't even mine.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
I still think a kid is better than cheating.

Speaker 17 (52:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (52:18):
This is a lot. I'm sorry.

Speaker 15 (52:19):
I thank you guys so much for helping me with this.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, you know, you obviously both have a lot to
talk about, so we'll let you handle it, but you know,
keep us update to let us know if you guys
need anything or you know, baby is.

Speaker 17 (52:35):
A beautiful things.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah, no, they were never they never existed in the
first place. That's not a bad idea to buy.

Speaker 17 (52:45):
Or yeah, Malia, we got to talk about this later
please Yeah.

Speaker 24 (52:55):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
The Jubile shows a cheetah.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Heart is true, your peal and everyone just a little.
The biggest gift would be from me, and the cord
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast

(53:32):
of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk an Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
door and pops by every once in a while selling
magazine subscriptions so she can send the baby kangaroo that
she just brought off the dark Web to boxing school
so he can eventually beat up Jake Paul in the ring.
Our social media producer Gabby what's up? And then there's

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our producer Brad. He's a dad. Hey there Tiger, and
there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the Jubile Show
and this is the time a week where we check
in with the show and see what's going on in
our lives. So, Nina was up with you this week?

Speaker 2 (54:08):
So I have this habit of sending myself reminders through
text message. So instead of using my notes app, I
just text myself things like things that I need to do,
things that I need to remember, something that sparks an idea,
like this is.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
A great idea. I thought about doing that too. Really yeah, well.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Then you have these moments where you read them and
you're like, what was I trying to tell myself?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Same with almost any note I ever take.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
So you guys know me, So I'm hoping you can
help me decode myself. This is gonna be fun because
I sent myself a message that says, sheep horns last
male standing gets to mate. Wait, she sheep horns last
male standing gets to mate?

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Why what I said myself.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
That, Nina, you look up random animal things?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, I know the date that it was a three
fifty one PM weep hoorns.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Why would I send myself last man's standing. Are you
thinking about starting an only fan? It's like a new
competition show.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
More men wear sheep horns and the last onest inning
gets Nina.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
There are a lot of business ideas.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I don't know if you can help me out. You
know what that means? Text in.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
I don't know what I was doing listening.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Victoria. What's going on with you this week?

Speaker 10 (55:23):
Oh gosh, guys, I don't know. I have a bit
of a problem. I think I have a new crush,
more like social media crush. But it's this guy and
he has a cat named Gus, and he makes the
funniest videos with this cat, and I'm like, I was
watching me yesterday and I was like, oh, I kind
of like it.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
He's kind of cute. So I don't know.

Speaker 10 (55:41):
I was like, do I shoot my shop and that
he's probably not even gonna see it? Who cares?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
You got a shot shot?

Speaker 4 (55:45):
I was like, why not? What do I like?

Speaker 6 (55:47):
I don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
I know what to do. I just just hit him
up in the DMS and be like, I got a
cat too.

Speaker 22 (55:54):
No, there should be an audio message I got a
cat but no, but for real, though, one of his
videos is him and his cat and they're wearing matching outfit.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
It is so I feel like Victoria should send him
a picture of her and her cat, Mimosa addressed the.

Speaker 10 (56:09):
Same and the thing Mimosa is not as nice as
his cat from what the videos.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
But also I don't that's not cute.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
It's just I think it's cute.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Well, I think we should turn into a bit and
it should be on the Jubile show accounts because those
are bigger than writers, right yeah, And it should be
like day one of trying to get so and so
to take me on a.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Day is what's what's his name? Again?

Speaker 6 (56:30):
His name itself is what was it?

Speaker 4 (56:32):
And and I texted it to.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
You, you know the gas You guys, you don't know his name.
You have a crush on this dude on social media,
but you don't.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
I like his name. It's just what is at.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Okay, probably at gust the cat.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Her name is gas gasper deep to Anna, and his
ad is Gus and.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Such Gus and such like the letter n yeah, gus
the letter end. Anybody listening right now, head to TikTok
Gus and such and just start commenting like crazy that
he has to hit up Victoria. Okay, just comment non
stop that Victoria Ramirez. What's you're at Victoria.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
On TikTok It's it's Victoria Ramirez.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Okay, so tag Victoria and just spam the hell out
of the dude.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
Yeah, yeah, you anythink I'm crazy?

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Hopefully it's a great idea. How long you it'll be
until we get his attention a year?

Speaker 4 (57:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Oh, look, it's our social media pricer, Gabby, stopping by
to say, Hi, what's up? Gabby? Hey, what's going on
with you? This week?

Speaker 23 (57:35):
I had something really weird happened to me in the
bathroom this week.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Whoa whoa iom No, okay, I was at the Now
and I was snowboarding.

Speaker 23 (57:43):
Oh, and I'm sitting in my stall. I'm trying to
get my bibs down, and all of a sudden I
hear in the stall next to me, oh, walkie talk
do you like? Sparks up and it's like checking in,
checking in, pinch it off over and I'm like, you
went in there. Lady goes back onto her walkie and says,

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I'm fighting demons.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Over where I am.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Ye should.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
This week it's a little bit mortifying. I've been keeping
a little bit of a secret. So over the past
couple of weeks, I've been trying to figure out, like
what I would do on stage so that you will
invite me to be in his like stand up comedy
acts and stuff. So I tried a poetry reading thing,
I've tried stand up comedy, and last weekend I tried
to do DJ stuff but I got booed off stage.

(58:41):
So I'm like nervous now that I'm not gonna there's
no I'm just telling you that I'm nervous that I'm not.

Speaker 6 (58:47):
Gonna be where's the rest of it?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
No, you're not, So I'm gonna go by DJ Ghost.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
What's going on with you? I had the worst experience
of my entire life yesterday, entire life. And if you
know anything about my life, I've had a lot of experiences. This, honestly,
is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
in the history of me kind.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
What happened to happen not me kind.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
And it's proof to everybody out there that you should
always trust your gut. Okay, always trust your gut. I
dropped my car off about a mile away from my
house to have some work done on it, and then
I got out to walk home because it's just a
mile from my house, and I did not trust my gut,
because my gut told me to run into the grocery
store and use the restroom that was right at the

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corner where I dropped the car off. Oh, I thought
I knew better than my gut. Why so probably about
a half a mile home, maybe even more than a
half a mile home. Yeah, I didn't. It just happened.
So I had to walk almost a whole mile.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
Wait what did you do?

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
I kind of want to say again, because this isn't
the first time, though.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I'm not like this like it was. Yeah, And worst
part is somebody recognized and then they were like, hey,
what's up? And then they got out of their car
to take a picture. Can I take a picture with you?
And I was running, slash, waddling, slash, just going going

(01:00:39):
through it all. You know, Did you take the picture?

Speaker 17 (01:00:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I said, hey, bro, I just crapped my pants. I can't.
I kept going.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
I don't think that was the response they were expecting.

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Are you waddling home? And then like feeling it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
All the worst experience of my life also kind of
the greatest because I've never said that I'm taking a
picture before. I'm like, I would love to man, but yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
I'm gonna be a negative ghostrider truck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Always trust your gut of the story.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits and one
of six point one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Hello, Hi, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I do. So.

Speaker 16 (01:01:36):
I'm married, which is why this is a secret. But
I have just crush on Brad the producer that you
can imagine.

Speaker 17 (01:01:45):
Really if I lift anywhere.

Speaker 16 (01:01:50):
Near you, guys, I went to worce my husband and
looked him up.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Can you call all the reasons why you crush?

Speaker 14 (01:01:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I s this is and keep this at.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
I want to hear why.

Speaker 16 (01:02:03):
I look at him online and like every like I
listen every day to you guys, just so I can
hear Brad, so I can hear in his opinion and
be like, oh my god, yes exactly, thank you for
getting it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Well, he's right here. You know you can have opinion.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Are you an angry person too?

Speaker 16 (01:02:23):
I like to think I'm positive, but a lot of
just lie. I'm like I think him. Thank you so much, Brett.
We're putting it out there for all of us to hear.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Brad also thinks he's a positive person.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
I'm very positive.

Speaker 6 (01:02:35):
Amazing, he just turned red.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Do you ever think.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
About Brad when you're with your husband? WHOA what?

Speaker 16 (01:02:41):
Well? Now, I don't want to get in trouble, but
let's just thank you on my mind quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah, is dying.

Speaker 10 (01:02:58):
Hearing us about your dad?

Speaker 16 (01:03:04):
Because I'm like, oh, just tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
You have one? You have at handy bread, I'm flustered.

Speaker 16 (01:03:17):
I mean, I know you will get all the hot
chakes and stuff, but oh my god, Bra, you've got a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Fan stepped on some corn flakes this morning. Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
In case you want to know more about my life,
I got some a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Now, I get it. I get it. I'm so turned on.
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Bye bye.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
I hope you meet Brad one day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
How what's up is the jubile shows? Dirty little secret?
You have one? Yes?

Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Sweet, Okay.

Speaker 14 (01:03:51):
My dirty little secret is that I have a huge
crush from my boss, but I in order to like
get him to come around me, I be hanging out
with his friend and I actually slept.

Speaker 18 (01:04:05):
With his friend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Ops.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Man, Maybe his friend will be like, dang, she was
so good. You gotta try.

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
Yeah, maybe I don't think that's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
What are you going to do now?

Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:04:20):
I don't think he knows.

Speaker 16 (01:04:21):
Because his friend told me he doesn't kiss and tell.

Speaker 14 (01:04:24):
But like if it were to ever come up that
like hey, like I like you or whatever, and it's like, oh,
by the way, like I slept with your friend.

Speaker 9 (01:04:31):
Like I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Also everybody says they don't kiss until they all do anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Totally, well, so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Hey, at least you're getting it somewhere.

Speaker 13 (01:04:44):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
I said, true

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
What's your dirty little secret?

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