March 20, 2025 • 7 mins
The Jubal Show has compiled some headlines. Are they REAL or FAKE? Can't be too careful in this news cycle.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
A man.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Stopped at the airport by TSA due to a live
turtle in his pants?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Because it's time for real news or fake news? The
segment where I give you a news headline and you
tell me whether it's a real one or a fake one,
And that is a real news.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Story over viral this week?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
TSA officers at a New Jersey airport discovered a little
turtle concealed in a traveler's pants during a security check.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
What won't people put down their pants? Is really the question?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What did the guy do when he stopped when they
realized he had a turtle in his pa?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
How'd that get the guys? Turtles in this airport or
something that's stuck into my pants?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know, it's because you put you planted that
turtle in my packet.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's real news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The sement where I give you a news headline and
you have to see whether you can tell if it's
a real news story or a fake news story that
people actually believe This week and it's a lot harder
than it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
This headline.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cat gets elected as mayor of small town in Alaska?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is that real or fake?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Man, I'm gonna say real.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I'm as a real real.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Everybody knows cats can't get elected because they're cat's not humans.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
This is a fake story. This is a real news story.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah wait what yep?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The town in Alaska elected a cat named Stubbs as its.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Honorary mayor, and he held a position for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Whoa, it's amazing greeting tourists and drinking catnip blaze water
from a wine glass. Most politicians, Oh yeah, he's on
something for sure. Real news story or fake news story.
Tunnel girl granted permit to continue digging massive bunker under home.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Real or fake.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Nanas say is fake?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Okay, I'm gonna say fay. We'll go fake because a
man I would say real, But because it's a girl, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Gonna say fake.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Grant you access like it's on your own property. They
can't tell you what you can and can't do on
your own property, rightly?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Can you only think you owned property but it's mine. Yeah,
that's what a lot of people say when the city
comes out and goes, hey, we're gonna put a huge
dump site in your backyard.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
This is my property.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Not really I know technically about property, but that's not really.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
How it works. We own all of it, sucka, that's
really how it is.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
So messed up.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What's that you want to put some like a little
planter outside? You got a permit?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Do you need permits for that something?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Who knows you?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
May depends where you live.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
If you're a part of an h O A, then.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
From the city you need approve from.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm gonna say this story is fake because no respecting
city would allow someone to do something like that on
their own property.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wait for it, Okay, Tunnel girl granted permit to continue
digging massive bunker over under her home.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
This is a real news.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And obviously we you you guys have forgotten we reported
on this when it was originally came out, because yeah,
she was she was a viral on the internet on
TikTok for building this.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Huge tunnel under her home and then they.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Told her she had to stop because it was illegal,
and so there was a huge court thing. I don't
remember what we talked about it in but we did
talk about this, so I guess this is an update
on that story. Okay, the Virginia woman dubbed a tunnel girl,
received approval to resume digging her massive bunker beneath her home,
a project that she had previously had previously been halted
due to potential violations.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
So is this bunker big enough for the neighborhood, because
you know, girls, and it goes down, like you want
to like look out for your people right now, you don't.
You gotta look up for you, your pets, your homies.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh I'm sorry, selfish your petsies.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. I
give you a news headline. You have to see whether
you can tell if it's a real new story or
a fake One lottery winner loses lottery ticket and finds
it in a fortune cookie.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
At a Chinese restaurant. Okay, fake, Nina saying fake. That
has to be fake.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, I think fake. Also, I think it's real. I
want to go real. Okay, go real.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Everybody knows destiny is a thing and that lottery ticket
will always find.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Its way back to you if it was meant to be.
This is a real story. That is a fake news story.
People did believe it, he said.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
A man reportedly lost his million dollar winning ticket, only
to have the way to return it inside a fortune cookie. Honestly,
this heartwarming tale went viral this week, with people sharing
it like crazy, saying the same thing that producer Brad
just said, And that's meant to be.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's meant to be. But it was a fake news story.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It's also great marketing because now everybody's going to go
to that restaurant and get portug and hop's a goodness,
something great is in there.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You're so desperate for good news.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, there was that story a few weeks ago where
the anglerfish had flown into the top of the water.
The anglerfish is a very rare fish that lives way way, way,
way way deep, and so yeah, and they had video
of it surfacing on the water, being up close to
the surface, which is not good for anglerfish. That means
if something's wrong with the fish. But TikTok took it
(05:15):
and they were like romanticizing it, like, look, even from
the depths of the ocean, the anglerfish, I just knew
he could get to the light. And all scientists are like, no,
that anglerfish is about to die, and that's why he's
up there. That anglerfish doesn't want to see the light,
he's like going out. Yeah, he's definitely gone to the light.
But how you're talking about he wasn't sitting down there
(05:38):
doing the three six ninth thing, right, And every day
that he just wants to get up to the light.
He's full of some sort of gas that made him
go up to the top and he's very upset about it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Little guy.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, all the scientists were making fun of the influencers
who were sharing that.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Look how amazing it is he made it. No, it's
real news or fake news. Give you a news headline.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You have to see whether you can tell if it's
a real news story or a fake news story. Psychic
octopus predicts world outcomes? Is that a real news headline
or a fake news headline?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
From the week?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Shoot?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Octopi are making it in the news a lot recently.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Mostly for like hitting people things like not for predicting
that they're not psychic. Well, maybe that's why they're hitting
people because they know things are going to happen.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Real octopuses are octopi?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Is that the plural you are very.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Very smart octopuses is going real?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm it, Yeah, I'm going real.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I like your explanation.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, psychic octopus predicts World Cup outcomes real or fake?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I say this is fake. Octopuses can't speak oct Probably
both are accurate. Actually looked it up.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, well this is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You love.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Octopus is named Paul.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Paul accurately predicted multiple twenty ten FIFA World Cup matches. Wow,
baffling fans worldwide. So people are asking Paul, what's going
to happen in the upcoming World Cup?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, and every Paul just punches them out.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We'll follow up on that story. I'm surprised he's doing
that when they're very cranky, Paul.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I want to meet Paul.
A man.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Stopped at the airport by TSA due to a live
turtle in his pants?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Because it's time for real news or fake news? The
segment where I give you a news headline and you
tell me whether it's a real one or a fake one,
And that is a real news.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Story over viral this week?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
TSA officers at a New Jersey airport discovered a little
turtle concealed in a traveler's pants during a security check.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
What won't people put down their pants? Is really the question?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What did the guy do when he stopped when they
realized he had a turtle in his pa?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
How'd that get the guys? Turtles in this airport or
something that's stuck into my pants?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know, it's because you put you planted that
turtle in my packet.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
It's real news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The sement where I give you a news headline and
you have to see whether you can tell if it's
a real news story or a fake news story that
people actually believe This week and it's a lot harder
than it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
This headline.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Cat gets elected as mayor of small town in Alaska?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Is that real or fake?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Man, I'm gonna say real.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I'm as a real real.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Everybody knows cats can't get elected because they're cat's not humans.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
This is a fake story. This is a real news story.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah wait what yep?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
The town in Alaska elected a cat named Stubbs as its.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Honorary mayor, and he held a position for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Whoa, it's amazing greeting tourists and drinking catnip blaze water
from a wine glass. Most politicians, Oh yeah, he's on
something for sure. Real news story or fake news story.
Tunnel girl granted permit to continue digging massive bunker under home.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Real or fake.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm gonna say fake.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Nanas say is fake?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Okay, I'm gonna say fay. We'll go fake because a
man I would say real, But because it's a girl, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Gonna say fake.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Grant you access like it's on your own property. They
can't tell you what you can and can't do on
your own property, rightly?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Can you only think you owned property but it's mine. Yeah,
that's what a lot of people say when the city
comes out and goes, hey, we're gonna put a huge
dump site in your backyard.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
This is my property.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Not really I know technically about property, but that's not really.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
How it works. We own all of it, sucka, that's
really how it is.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
So messed up.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What's that you want to put some like a little
planter outside? You got a permit?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Do you need permits for that something?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Who knows you?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
May depends where you live.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
If you're a part of an h O A, then.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
From the city you need approve from.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm gonna say this story is fake because no respecting
city would allow someone to do something like that on
their own property.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Wait for it, Okay, Tunnel girl granted permit to continue
digging massive bunker over under her home.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
This is a real news.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And obviously we you you guys have forgotten we reported
on this when it was originally came out, because yeah,
she was she was a viral on the internet on
TikTok for building this.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Huge tunnel under her home and then they.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Told her she had to stop because it was illegal,
and so there was a huge court thing. I don't
remember what we talked about it in but we did
talk about this, so I guess this is an update
on that story. Okay, the Virginia woman dubbed a tunnel girl,
received approval to resume digging her massive bunker beneath her home,
a project that she had previously had previously been halted
due to potential violations.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
So is this bunker big enough for the neighborhood, because
you know, girls, and it goes down, like you want
to like look out for your people right now, you don't.
You gotta look up for you, your pets, your homies.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh I'm sorry, selfish your petsies.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. I
give you a news headline. You have to see whether
you can tell if it's a real new story or
a fake One lottery winner loses lottery ticket and finds
it in a fortune cookie.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
At a Chinese restaurant. Okay, fake, Nina saying fake. That
has to be fake.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, I think fake. Also, I think it's real. I
want to go real. Okay, go real.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Everybody knows destiny is a thing and that lottery ticket
will always find.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Its way back to you if it was meant to be.
This is a real story. That is a fake news story.
People did believe it, he said.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
A man reportedly lost his million dollar winning ticket, only
to have the way to return it inside a fortune cookie. Honestly,
this heartwarming tale went viral this week, with people sharing
it like crazy, saying the same thing that producer Brad
just said, And that's meant to be.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
It's meant to be. But it was a fake news story.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It's also great marketing because now everybody's going to go
to that restaurant and get portug and hop's a goodness,
something great is in there.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You're so desperate for good news.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Well, there was that story a few weeks ago where
the anglerfish had flown into the top of the water.
The anglerfish is a very rare fish that lives way way, way,
way way deep, and so yeah, and they had video
of it surfacing on the water, being up close to
the surface, which is not good for anglerfish. That means
if something's wrong with the fish. But TikTok took it
(05:15):
and they were like romanticizing it, like, look, even from
the depths of the ocean, the anglerfish, I just knew
he could get to the light. And all scientists are like, no,
that anglerfish is about to die, and that's why he's
up there. That anglerfish doesn't want to see the light,
he's like going out. Yeah, he's definitely gone to the light.
But how you're talking about he wasn't sitting down there
(05:38):
doing the three six ninth thing, right, And every day
that he just wants to get up to the light.
He's full of some sort of gas that made him
go up to the top and he's very upset about it.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Little guy.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah, all the scientists were making fun of the influencers
who were sharing that.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Look how amazing it is he made it. No, it's
real news or fake news. Give you a news headline.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You have to see whether you can tell if it's
a real news story or a fake news story. Psychic
octopus predicts world outcomes? Is that a real news headline
or a fake news headline?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
From the week?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Shoot?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Octopi are making it in the news a lot recently.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Mostly for like hitting people things like not for predicting
that they're not psychic. Well, maybe that's why they're hitting
people because they know things are going to happen.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Real octopuses are octopi?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Right?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Is that the plural you are very.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Very smart octopuses is going real?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I'm it, Yeah, I'm going real.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I like your explanation.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, psychic octopus predicts World Cup outcomes real or fake?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I say this is fake. Octopuses can't speak oct Probably
both are accurate. Actually looked it up.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, well this is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You love.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Octopus is named Paul.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Paul accurately predicted multiple twenty ten FIFA World Cup matches. Wow,
baffling fans worldwide. So people are asking Paul, what's going
to happen in the upcoming World Cup?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, and every Paul just punches them out.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
We'll follow up on that story. I'm surprised he's doing
that when they're very cranky, Paul.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I want to meet Paul.
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