March 24, 2025 • 6 mins
What professions are the MOST un-datable? One of these is pretty shocking if you like pastries.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I would never date a real estate agent. Every single
one of them hooks up in the houses that they're selling,
every single one. That's the text we got in at
four one O six one. I don't know if every
single one does, but clearly whoever texted that in had
an experience.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
With a line or spends a lot of time on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Thought that'd be so fun.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
There's a turn going viral of people sharing the top
undateable professions. So text in four one o six one,
call us eight eight eight three four three one o
six one. What's a profession that you would never date?
Somebody else texted in at four one o six one
and set a used car salesman?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Is that from experience or just because we're stereotyping now
there's a certain energy with those.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Over some of the top professions that people say they
would never date a baker, Why I.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Would love to date a baker's goods.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, it comes up with treats every night, Salado fresh bread.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
They say don't date a baker because they have tough
sleep schedules. So because they're up early in the morning.
Bakers start very early in the morning, o'clock in the.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Morning, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I thought you're gonna say, because they baked me. They
and like you could you end up eating to so
much bread? I said, I get mad at my dad
a lot because he bakes a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
She'd be like, serious, Chris, I told you no more biscuits,
No more biscuits.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, it would definitely not be good for your waistline
if you dated a baker. Another top profession that people
say you should never date. This one seems like it
should be pretty obvious, but maybe not. Drug dealer, organized crime,
or partel.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know why are completely with that one.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I mean, sometimes it's just a thrill, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
An influencer is also one of the top professions that
people say you should never date.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I don't know, because imagine all the really cool trips
you get to go on with them, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
True, and all the free stuff that you would get.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But I get if you're more of like a private person,
that would not be a good match for you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
This is kind of the same thing with radio people.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
They have a hard time beating us because they're afraid
their lives are going to be put on blasts.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
The grocery story and your partner goes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hey, guys, all of a sudden, like, who are there
other people out?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, you're talking to your phone again, Like why do
you have to document this?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
The organic berries out?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hey guys, Hey guys, Janet's been constipated, So we're getting
some XX to help them move our vowels.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And that's exactly how.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
They say.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Dating an influencer is tough because being with someone who
has to constantly broadcast every aspect of their life is exhausting.
Another profession that is on the list of jobs that
turn people off and only fans model.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh yeah, that could be difficult if you have all
kinds of insecurities and stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Because aren't people into that? I feel like they know
dudes that are into that?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Really, yeah, they might say they are.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I think that's one of those weird gray areas where
a guy has to act cool about it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So much money do you care? You do?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
If they're making a lot of money, maybe you deal
with it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But if they're like a bottom tier only fan, like
they don't have a big following and they make that
ten bucks a month and.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're just like, what's it for? Yeah, why are you
doing this?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm your only subscriber, they say, another person that is
an instant as far as it comes to job, when
it comes to dating them, an undateable profession a politician.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Can't make it hard. Yeah, I wouldn't trust them at all.
I think it would be fun. Wow, it would be
fun to be.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
In politics and know some of the stuff that's going
on in politics. Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, then also you know that they're doing all kinds
of weird things.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It seems like yeah that, and I just feel like
you're always ready to argue or like prove your point
this is right, and then it gets twisted.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I just can't handle.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Or you just have to be ready to wake up
one morning and look at the news and be like,
my significant other scent what pictures twere?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Don't they do background searchers if you're the political person's spouse.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
There was a vetting thing that a friend of mine
went through and they dug up everything about everyone.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
In there, like, yeah, no, it was wild.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
He was running for governor and they His wife was like,
I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
She's like, I had weird times in college. This is ye,
gotta be good for us.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Somebody texted in at four one O six one and
said someone in computer science would be awful to be with.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't know why, no other explanation than that.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Just sweetheart, it would be so awesome. Anytime anything broke,
baby's got it. Baby's got it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like the new handyman.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, that's that would be nice. How many times you
have trouble with your computer? You could just be like hey,
but then they would probably give you an attitude, just
like tech support does in your company.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Maybe I think mercury is in retrood move restarted to
try to restarting it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Couldn't they make you an app or something too. I'm sorry,
that's I'm kind of into it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We're going over.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I turned this going viral of people sharing the most
undateable professions A plastic surgeon.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Somebody texted in, which why is that undateable?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I would exactly go date him? Yes please, because the
profession is disgusting. Why it's not just.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
For like changing things, though, plastic surgery has to do
so much more.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
How many people out there are dating the plastic surgeons
that help burn victims versus the plastic surgeons that put
poison in people's bodies.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't know a lot of those plastic surgeons do both.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Because because of the karma. I'm just there an Elvis impersonator.
Someone else texted that and.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't know. Have you dated in Elvis' person Yeah
hear all the stories. Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah that would seem fun for a second, probably, but
Elvis would probably get old after a while.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, absolutely, Like you switch it up, babe.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think I just saw a documentary about an Elvis
impersonator who was also like doing organized crime.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I saw that documentary.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I can't remember what it was all about, but it
was like this, what are you guys?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, he was like the top Elvis impersonator, him and
his brother, right, yeah, I saw that one.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, and he went to jail for like murderers and.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He got all.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It was like in politics and stuff to like this
Elvis impersonator was up to no good.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, rarely watches TV and that you know.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It was good. It was good. There's a picture with
all these presidents and stuff. I was like, what is
going on here? If you want to amputate our government
out this impersonator
I would never date a real estate agent. Every single
one of them hooks up in the houses that they're selling,
every single one. That's the text we got in at
four one O six one. I don't know if every
single one does, but clearly whoever texted that in had
an experience.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
With a line or spends a lot of time on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Thought that'd be so fun.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
There's a turn going viral of people sharing the top
undateable professions. So text in four one o six one,
call us eight eight eight three four three one o
six one. What's a profession that you would never date?
Somebody else texted in at four one o six one
and set a used car salesman?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Is that from experience or just because we're stereotyping now
there's a certain energy with those.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Over some of the top professions that people say they
would never date a baker, Why I.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Would love to date a baker's goods.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, it comes up with treats every night, Salado fresh bread.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
They say don't date a baker because they have tough
sleep schedules. So because they're up early in the morning.
Bakers start very early in the morning, o'clock in the.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Morning, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I thought you're gonna say, because they baked me. They
and like you could you end up eating to so
much bread? I said, I get mad at my dad
a lot because he bakes a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
She'd be like, serious, Chris, I told you no more biscuits,
No more biscuits.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, it would definitely not be good for your waistline
if you dated a baker. Another top profession that people
say you should never date. This one seems like it
should be pretty obvious, but maybe not. Drug dealer, organized crime,
or partel.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know why are completely with that one.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I mean, sometimes it's just a thrill, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
An influencer is also one of the top professions that
people say you should never date.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I don't know, because imagine all the really cool trips
you get to go on with them, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
True, and all the free stuff that you would get.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But I get if you're more of like a private person,
that would not be a good match for you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
This is kind of the same thing with radio people.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
They have a hard time beating us because they're afraid
their lives are going to be put on blasts.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
The grocery story and your partner goes.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hey, guys, all of a sudden, like, who are there
other people out?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, you're talking to your phone again, Like why do
you have to document this?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
The organic berries out?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hey guys, Hey guys, Janet's been constipated, So we're getting
some XX to help them move our vowels.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And that's exactly how.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
They say.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Dating an influencer is tough because being with someone who
has to constantly broadcast every aspect of their life is exhausting.
Another profession that is on the list of jobs that
turn people off and only fans model.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh yeah, that could be difficult if you have all
kinds of insecurities and stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Because aren't people into that? I feel like they know
dudes that are into that?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Really, yeah, they might say they are.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I think that's one of those weird gray areas where
a guy has to act cool about it.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So much money do you care? You do?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
If they're making a lot of money, maybe you deal
with it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But if they're like a bottom tier only fan, like
they don't have a big following and they make that
ten bucks a month and.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're just like, what's it for? Yeah, why are you
doing this?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I'm your only subscriber, they say, another person that is
an instant as far as it comes to job, when
it comes to dating them, an undateable profession a politician.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Can't make it hard. Yeah, I wouldn't trust them at all.
I think it would be fun. Wow, it would be
fun to be.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
In politics and know some of the stuff that's going
on in politics. Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, then also you know that they're doing all kinds
of weird things.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It seems like yeah that, and I just feel like
you're always ready to argue or like prove your point
this is right, and then it gets twisted.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I just can't handle.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Or you just have to be ready to wake up
one morning and look at the news and be like,
my significant other scent what pictures twere?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Don't they do background searchers if you're the political person's spouse.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
There was a vetting thing that a friend of mine
went through and they dug up everything about everyone.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
In there, like, yeah, no, it was wild.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
He was running for governor and they His wife was like,
I'm not doing this.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
She's like, I had weird times in college. This is ye,
gotta be good for us.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Somebody texted in at four one O six one and
said someone in computer science would be awful to be with.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't know why, no other explanation than that.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Just sweetheart, it would be so awesome. Anytime anything broke,
baby's got it. Baby's got it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Like the new handyman.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, that's that would be nice. How many times you
have trouble with your computer? You could just be like hey,
but then they would probably give you an attitude, just
like tech support does in your company.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Maybe I think mercury is in retrood move restarted to
try to restarting it.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Couldn't they make you an app or something too. I'm sorry,
that's I'm kind of into it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We're going over.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I turned this going viral of people sharing the most
undateable professions A plastic surgeon.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Somebody texted in, which why is that undateable?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I would exactly go date him? Yes please, because the
profession is disgusting. Why it's not just.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
For like changing things, though, plastic surgery has to do
so much more.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
How many people out there are dating the plastic surgeons
that help burn victims versus the plastic surgeons that put
poison in people's bodies.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't know a lot of those plastic surgeons do both.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Because because of the karma. I'm just there an Elvis impersonator.
Someone else texted that and.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't know. Have you dated in Elvis' person Yeah
hear all the stories. Yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah that would seem fun for a second, probably, but
Elvis would probably get old after a while.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, absolutely, Like you switch it up, babe.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I think I just saw a documentary about an Elvis
impersonator who was also like doing organized crime.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I saw that documentary.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I can't remember what it was all about, but it
was like this, what are you guys?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, he was like the top Elvis impersonator, him and
his brother, right, yeah, I saw that one.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, and he went to jail for like murderers and.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He got all.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It was like in politics and stuff to like this
Elvis impersonator was up to no good.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, rarely watches TV and that you know.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It was good. It was good. There's a picture with
all these presidents and stuff. I was like, what is
going on here? If you want to amputate our government
out this impersonator
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