March 26, 2025 • 6 mins
We've all been lied to by our parents. What ARE the long term effects of that?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I used to tell my son when he was five
that if you tried to open his Christmas presents early,
that they would turn into dust. The Jewel Show text
in four one oh six one. What's a lie that
you've told to your kids that they will later on
as an adult realize you were lying about. There's a
trend going viral of people sharing the biggest little lies
(00:20):
that parents tell their kids that they don't realize until
they're an adult. And we'll go over them right now.
Also texting yours all call eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one text in four one o
six one. Sitting too close to the TV will ruin
your eyesight.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh yeah, I was told that, told that as well,
But your eyesight's fine. You watch a lot of TV
really close.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't watch it that close. I see you watch
Netflix on your laptop. Yes, I do watch it that
close because never thought about it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, I learned.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I found that My parents used to tell me that too,
But I tested the theory, so I would purposely sit
right in front of the TV with my nose against
it to see if it happened, and I never went blind.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
So I'm like, they're lying the most jewel thing.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Didn't you get headaches? I do feel like I get
a headache. Well, science says it won't make you go blind,
but we will give you a headache.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Okay, it could give you a headache.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Another common lie that parents tell kids that they don't
realize until they're older. You can't swim for thirty minutes
after eating or you'll drown.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I think doctors told me that, not parents.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
My parents told me that a lot, like lifeguards or something.
But I would test limits.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'd be like, you want to bet I'll go out
twenty eight minutes and bet you I won't drown.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And I never drowned. I was fine. Look at that.
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Someone texted in at four one six when it said
when I was really young, my dad would tell me
that dead animals on the side of the highway were
just taking an app I hope you didn't learn that
the hardaway by being like, I'm gonna come up with
that little raccoon over there.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh my goodness, I'm having a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm gonna pull over here and come up with that racket.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That little raccoon wellley naps, Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
My god, it's even just walking up to it and
seeing the guts sound.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's a little bit traumatized.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What is another little lie that your parents told you
when you were a kid that you didn't realize was
a lie until you were older. They your pet went
to live on a farm.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I'm still really emotional about this one. Why because I
just found out that there was no happy house. It
wasn't a farm. It was a happy house like two
years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Wait me too, what happened to the years?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So sad?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I actually didn't go to the happy house, actually went
bye bye, and I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Did you talk to the person at the counter at
the pet place?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Also?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I talked to my mother, who finally told me the truth.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got on the phone with someone who apparently worked
at the pet place where my dog went, and then
apparently they told me the whole time.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I was like, are you sure he went to like
a farm?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Are you sure he went to have it like a
vet or something?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yes, it was like a vet or the guy at
the wherever my dog are. Yeah, I swear they like
this is like where he went. We have all his records.
I was so like, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And then a few years ago, Hayley, my cousin was.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Like, Victoria, remember when you like actually bought that. I
was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Remember when I actually bought that? And she's like, it
was just uncle Ronnie in the back.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Your uncle actually posing, Your uncle actually posed as the
guy at the farm.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's a lot of It's actually really nice.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
They loved you so much that he was willing to
commit to that character to make sure that you were
like okay.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
And then she.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Brings it up so casually, remember when you bought it?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Bought what Helmie?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You've never heard of somebody actually posing as the guy
at the farm where the animal does cry.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I would have felt
terrible if I was their uncle. Thought this little girl
be like, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at him right now.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
He's great.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
One text in a form one of six one says,
my parents convinced me that the outside of pickles was
scales from alligators.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Why why?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So the person gets to twenty five and they're like,
did you know that pickles are a valligators skin on them?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And people are like, what, it's a cucumber.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't have any kids, but if I did, I
feel like that's one of the funny things that you
would tell them just to watch them react to like alligators,
just to play with them.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's probably not okay.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
But I would.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
What's another common lie that parents tell their kids that
they don't realize until they're older, We're almost there.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
This is the most damaging lie you can tell.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I think those people that were told that constantly in
their lives are now that I'll be there in five minutes.
People are never there in five minutes.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Yes, And then it's also just like you just believe it,
and then you don't understand any concept of time, right,
and then like and then when you.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Start to get older, you start to do that to people.
But without knowing it.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
You're like, we're almost there, because almost there could mean two.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hours, could be anything. Yeah, it depends what almost there
is to you.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Somebody texted in at four one six one and said,
my parents used to tell me that the ice stream
truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's like my.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Aunt telling my cousin that the Chuck E Cheese sign
when it says open, they're actually like closing it up
and everyone's deleeting.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So she could never go to chuck e cheese.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
His parents just a lot of kids because they just
don't want to tell him now. Yeah, I mean the
ice cream thing is just good cost savings. That's actually
pretty smart. Text in four one six one.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What's something that your parents lied to you about when
you're a kid that you didn't realize until you were older.
Another one is if you don't go to college, you
never get a good job.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hey, yeah, you did go to college.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
That's true, you got.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A pretty good job.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I literally tell my daughter the opposite.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I got only go to college if you need like
science or something, because other than that, it's wasted time
and money.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah that's not what I heard.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's been drilled into my head for my entire life.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know, you go be a doctor. Oh you're in
radio cool, waste my money. Another one is if you
touch it, told you'll get warts.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I have been told that it was it not true.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I guess it's not true. It's not true.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Why would you get really thought that, like they had
you not to kiss the.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Princess was a kid, I love the little animals.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'd Hougo
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I wasn't allowed to kiss those
I used to tell my son when he was five
that if you tried to open his Christmas presents early,
that they would turn into dust. The Jewel Show text
in four one oh six one. What's a lie that
you've told to your kids that they will later on
as an adult realize you were lying about. There's a
trend going viral of people sharing the biggest little lies
(00:20):
that parents tell their kids that they don't realize until
they're an adult. And we'll go over them right now.
Also texting yours all call eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one text in four one o
six one. Sitting too close to the TV will ruin
your eyesight.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh yeah, I was told that, told that as well,
But your eyesight's fine. You watch a lot of TV
really close.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't watch it that close. I see you watch
Netflix on your laptop. Yes, I do watch it that
close because never thought about it.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, I learned.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I found that My parents used to tell me that too,
But I tested the theory, so I would purposely sit
right in front of the TV with my nose against
it to see if it happened, and I never went blind.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
So I'm like, they're lying the most jewel thing.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Didn't you get headaches? I do feel like I get
a headache. Well, science says it won't make you go blind,
but we will give you a headache.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Okay, it could give you a headache.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Another common lie that parents tell kids that they don't
realize until they're older. You can't swim for thirty minutes
after eating or you'll drown.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I think doctors told me that, not parents.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Really.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
My parents told me that a lot, like lifeguards or something.
But I would test limits.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'd be like, you want to bet I'll go out
twenty eight minutes and bet you I won't drown.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And I never drowned. I was fine. Look at that.
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Someone texted in at four one six when it said
when I was really young, my dad would tell me
that dead animals on the side of the highway were
just taking an app I hope you didn't learn that
the hardaway by being like, I'm gonna come up with
that little raccoon over there.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh my goodness, I'm having a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm gonna pull over here and come up with that racket.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That little raccoon wellley naps, Oh.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
My god, it's even just walking up to it and
seeing the guts sound.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's a little bit traumatized.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What is another little lie that your parents told you
when you were a kid that you didn't realize was
a lie until you were older. They your pet went
to live on a farm.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I'm still really emotional about this one. Why because I
just found out that there was no happy house. It
wasn't a farm. It was a happy house like two
years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Wait me too, what happened to the years?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
So sad?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
I actually didn't go to the happy house, actually went
bye bye, and I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Did you talk to the person at the counter at
the pet place?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Also?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I talked to my mother, who finally told me the truth.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I got on the phone with someone who apparently worked
at the pet place where my dog went, and then
apparently they told me the whole time.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I was like, are you sure he went to like
a farm?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Are you sure he went to have it like a
vet or something?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yes, it was like a vet or the guy at
the wherever my dog are. Yeah, I swear they like
this is like where he went. We have all his records.
I was so like, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And then a few years ago, Hayley, my cousin was.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Like, Victoria, remember when you like actually bought that. I
was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Remember when I actually bought that? And she's like, it
was just uncle Ronnie in the back.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Your uncle actually posing, Your uncle actually posed as the
guy at the farm.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's a lot of It's actually really nice.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
They loved you so much that he was willing to
commit to that character to make sure that you were
like okay.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
And then she.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Brings it up so casually, remember when you bought it?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Bought what Helmie?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You've never heard of somebody actually posing as the guy
at the farm where the animal does cry.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I would have felt
terrible if I was their uncle. Thought this little girl
be like, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at him right now.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
He's great.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
One text in a form one of six one says,
my parents convinced me that the outside of pickles was
scales from alligators.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Why why?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So the person gets to twenty five and they're like,
did you know that pickles are a valligators skin on them?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
And people are like, what, it's a cucumber.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I don't have any kids, but if I did, I
feel like that's one of the funny things that you
would tell them just to watch them react to like alligators,
just to play with them.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's probably not okay.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
But I would.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
What's another common lie that parents tell their kids that
they don't realize until they're older, We're almost there.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
This is the most damaging lie you can tell.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I think those people that were told that constantly in
their lives are now that I'll be there in five minutes.
People are never there in five minutes.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Yes, And then it's also just like you just believe it,
and then you don't understand any concept of time, right,
and then like and then when you.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Start to get older, you start to do that to people.
But without knowing it.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
You're like, we're almost there, because almost there could mean two.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hours, could be anything. Yeah, it depends what almost there
is to you.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Somebody texted in at four one six one and said,
my parents used to tell me that the ice stream
truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
That's like my.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Aunt telling my cousin that the Chuck E Cheese sign
when it says open, they're actually like closing it up
and everyone's deleeting.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So she could never go to chuck e cheese.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
His parents just a lot of kids because they just
don't want to tell him now. Yeah, I mean the
ice cream thing is just good cost savings. That's actually
pretty smart. Text in four one six one.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What's something that your parents lied to you about when
you're a kid that you didn't realize until you were older.
Another one is if you don't go to college, you
never get a good job.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hey, yeah, you did go to college.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
That's true, you got.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A pretty good job.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I literally tell my daughter the opposite.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
I got only go to college if you need like
science or something, because other than that, it's wasted time
and money.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah that's not what I heard.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's been drilled into my head for my entire life.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know, you go be a doctor. Oh you're in
radio cool, waste my money. Another one is if you
touch it, told you'll get warts.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, I have been told that it was it not true.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I guess it's not true. It's not true.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Why would you get really thought that, like they had
you not to kiss the.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Princess was a kid, I love the little animals.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I'd Hougo
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I wasn't allowed to kiss those
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