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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I used to tell my son when he was five
that if you tried to open his Christmas presents early,
that they would turn into dust. The Jewel Show text
in four one oh six one. What's a lie that
you've told to your kids that they will later on
as an adult realize you were lying about. There's a
trend going viral of people sharing the biggest little lies
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that parents tell their kids that they don't realize until
they're an adult. And we'll go over them right now.
Also texting yours all call eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one text in four one o
six one. Sitting too close to the TV will ruin
your eyesight. Oh yeah, I was told that, told that
as well, But your eyesight's fine. You watch a lot
of TV really close.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't watch it that close. I see you watch
Netflix on your laptop.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes, I do watch it that close because never thought
about it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, I learned.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I found that My parents used to tell me that too,
But I tested the theory, so I would purposely sit
right in front of the TV with my nose against
it to see if it happened, and I never went blind.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
So I'm like, they're lying the most jewil thing.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Didn't you get headaches? I do feel like I get
a headache. Well, science says it won't make you go blind,
but we will give you a headache.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, it could give you a headache.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Another common lie that parents tell kids that they don't
realize until they're older. You can't swim for thirty minutes
after eating or you'll drown.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I think doctors told me that, not parents. Really.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
My parents told me that a lot, like lifeguards or something.
But I would test limits. I'd be like, you want
to bet I'll go out twenty eight minutes and bet
you I won't drown.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And I never drowned. That was fine. Look at that.
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Someone texted in at four one six when it said
when I was really young, my dad would tell me
that dead animals on the side of the highway were
just taking an app I hope you didn't learn that
the hardaway by being like, I'm gonna come up with
that little raccoon over there.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh my goodness, I'm having a great day. I'm gonna
pull over here and come up with that racket. That
little raccoon wellley naps, Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
My god, it's even just walking up to it and
seeing the guts sound.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
That's a little bit traumatized. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
What is another little lie that your parents told you
when you were a kid that you didn't realize was
a lie until you were older. They your pet went
to live on a farm.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I'm still really emotional about this one. Why because I
just found out that there was no happy house. It
wasn't a farm. It was a happy house like two
years ago.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Wait me too, what happened to the years?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
So sad?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I actually didn't go to the happy house, actually went
bye bye, and I did not know that.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Did you talk to the person at the counter at
the pet place?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Also?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I talked to my mother, who finally told me the truth.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I got on the phone with someone who apparently worked
at the pet place where my dog went, and then
apparently they told me the whole time.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I was like, are you sure he went to like
a farm? Are you sure he went to ha? Was
it like a vet or something? Yes? It was like
a vet or the guy at the wherever my dog are? Yeah,
I swear they like this is like where he went.
We have all his records. I was so like, okay,
thank you, And then a few years ago, Hayley, my
cousin was like, Victoria, remember when you like actually bought that.
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I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Remember when I actually bought that? And she's like, it
was just uncle Ronnie in the back.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Your uncle actually posed. Your uncle actually posed as the
guy at the farm. That's a lot of It's actually
really nice.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
They loved you so much that he was willing to
commit to that character to make sure that you were
like okay.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And then she.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Brings it up so casually, remember when you bought it?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Bought what Helmie?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You've never heard of somebody actually posing as the guy
at the farm where the animal does cry.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I would have felt
terrible if I was her uncle. This little girl be like, yeah, yeah,
we're I'm looking at him right now. He's great. Yeh,
that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
One text in at form one of six one says,
my parents convinced me that the outside of pickles was
scales from alligators.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
Why why?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So the person gets to twenty five and they're like,
did you know that pickles are alligators skin on them?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And people are like, what, it's a cucumber. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't have any kids, but if I did, I
feel like that's one of the funny things that you
would tell them just to watch them react to like alligators,
just to play with them.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's probably not okay, but I.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Would, Well, what's another common lie that parents tell their
kids that they don't realize until they're older.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We're almost there. This is the most damaging lie you
can tell.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I think those people that were told that constantly in
their lives are now that I'll be there in five minutes. People,
You're never there in five minutes.
Speaker 9 (04:36):
Yes, And then it's also just like you just believe it,
and then you don't understand any concept of time, right,
and then like and then when you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Start to get older, you start to do that to people.
Speaker 9 (04:48):
But without knowing it, you're like, we're almost there, because
almost there could mean.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Two hours, could be anything. Yeah, it depends what almost
there is to you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Somebody texted in at four one of six one and said,
my parents used to tell me that the ice stream
truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's like my.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Aunt telling my cousin that the Chuck E Cheese sign
when it says open. They're actually like closing it up
and everyone's deleeting.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So she could never go to chuck e cheese.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
His parents just a lot of kids because they just
don't want to tell him now. Yeah, I mean the
ice cream thing is just good cost savings. That's actually
pretty smart. Text in four one six one.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What's something that your parents lied to you about when
you're a kid that you didn't realize until you were older.
Another one is if you don't go to college, you'll
never get a good job.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hey, yeah, you didn't go to college. That's true, you
got a pretty good job. I literally tell my daughter
the opposite.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
I got only go to college if you need like
science or something, because other than that, it's wasted time
and money.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah that's not what I heard. It's been drilled into
my head for my entire life.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
You know, you go be a doctor. Oh you're in
radio cool, waste my money. Another one is if you
touch it, told you'll get warts.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah I haven't told that was it's not true. I
guess it's not true. It's not true. Why would you
get what?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I really thought that like, they had you not to
kiss the princess.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I love the animals that I wasn't allowed to kiss those.
Speaker 10 (06:31):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties only
on the.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
New Hits one o six point one.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Hello him, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Mm hmm what I'm here.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And they've got it with me?
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Oh okay.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
For you?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Yeah, this is Ethan.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
My name is Juniper.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Oh, I have it.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I have it for you.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Uh that's a that's an interesting name, sir. What exactly
do you have for me?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh, I guess I didn't really fully identify myself, did I.
My name is Juniper Ravensbrook and I am a delivery person.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
For you. Psh oh yeah, have that package. I was
expecting I've.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Got something for you.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Uh maybe not.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yes, No, I have it in my hands right now
for you, I see, And it needs a signature. So
if you want your package, I need you just sign
for it.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
That's something I'm not home.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I know. I would hate to have to return the
package back to our facility because I know that can
be frustrating. And I'm sure you want what's inside of
the package.
Speaker 7 (08:29):
Uh, yeah, that's true. How do you know I'm not
home yet?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Well, because I stopped at your house. With the package,
didn't I ring the doorbelly knocked in, no answer, so
I figured you weren't there. That's why I'm calling, because
I need your signature on the paper so I can
give you your package.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Okay, i'd be glad to you, but as we've established it,
I'm not home and you kinda give me a weird vibe.
I can wait, you'll wait, yes, for hours?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yes, I would hate to have to return your package
to the facility. Oh, I'm sure you want what's inside,
so I can wait. Really, the reason I was calling
was I was wondering if I could get the password
for your wife. I so I can, you know, check
out TikTok and things like that while I wait.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Rather you didn't. That's kind of a personal information. I
don't really share that with strangers.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I can just sit here and watch Netflix.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
Wait are you inside my house right now?
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Well? I don't know where else I would wait.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Oh my god, Okay, I need to.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Move the place.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Oh jeez, Yeah, this is getting really creepy, sir. I
am going to have to hang up with you right now.
I need to call emergency services.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Well, I just didn't know where else to wait for you,
so I wouldn't call it breaking in. I was just
making myself comfortable.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
That is not cool, sir, you. That is very illegal.
You cannot do that, I am. I'm going to call
the authorities on you.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You cannot be here, but I have your package.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I understand that. But that means, you know, right break
like that.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
We're the same size.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
What you're in my house drying on my clothes.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Well, I just killing time until you can get here
so I can get your signature on this package.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
All right, that's it, you weirdo. I'm calling the cops.
You're gonna get arrested, and.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well, don't do that, because this is just a prank
phone call.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's a it's a what Yeah, this is actually Dubil
from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife set you up. She said you've been
waiting for a package. I wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Oh my god, trick, Oh my god, that was the
weirdest I've ever gotten.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone franks. We say
mornings on the twenties, it's time's trending.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So there's a new surgery that's booming right now, and
that is the demand for facial hair surgery. What you know,
something we don't think about very often, but apparently a
lot of men are really insecure about their beards, especially
when beards are popping, and that's kind of a trend.
So some people can't grow facial hair the way that
other people can grow facial hair. So there are unregulated
doctors or whatever that are starting to offer kind of
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discounted procedures how people get these beards. It is, although
the side effects don't seem too terrible. So the beard
transplant risks are bruising, swelling, pain, redness, Okay, if I
feel like that's what you would get with anything. The
part that seems a little bit more alarming is the
infection and the nerve of damage and then poor results.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
But if you don't have a beard, it's like you're
just your body just you don't like y have like
a beard.
Speaker 9 (12:07):
It's like why, right, Like with a hair transplant, you
used to have hair there, There is the ability to
grow hair there, like the follicles exist and all that stuff.
With a beard, if it's patchy, it's patchy. I mean
I don't have this problem. I have a perfect beard.
Way to shame the beard patchy people.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Not shaming that. I'm saying you just got to live
with what you live with, you know what I mean,
Just shave it.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I agree, But there are some
people that feel better about this. So if you are
someone that chooses to get beard transplant surgery, be careful,
be careful and make sure it's regulated.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
You could just wear like a a beard wig, oh
exactly around the back of your head. Get really good
at movie makeup.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, but really though, if you think about it, a
lot of people started wearing beards. Yes, like some women
and stuff love them, but a lot of beards were
covering faces. So you're beard fishing. So if you happen
to have more of a babyface, own.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It beard fishing.
Speaker 9 (13:08):
That's the idea that a guy looks great with a
beard and like a mole rat without a mole rat.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, So I mean that's a thing too. So you know,
there's two sides of every coin. So as we kind
of start to make our way into spring break season,
there is something you should know if surfing is on
your list of two deus, especially in California. So there's
a demon sea lion.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
On the little.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, and he's not the only one. I'm calling it
a he, but we don't know what it is. The
demon sea Lion had recently attacked a surfer really dug
into his boutet. So this poor guy is this book. Yes, oh,
these poor guys at the hospital.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Like, oh my gosh's possessed.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
But there's not completely wrong about calling it a demon.
Apparently animals are affected by something called demoic acid toxicosis,
what a neurological condition caused by talk sick algae blooms.
So in this California area this they've got these toxic
algae blooms that's making all of the animals that are
normally pretty.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Chill want to bite butts.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
So this spring break, keep your butt, say, and be
cautious of the demon sea lion. And lastly, this is
really wild. So you know, Paddington Bear is just a doll.
You know, Paddington Bear, the bear from the Moon. So
he's so beloved in the UK or in England specifically
that there's a trail called the Paddington Trail. And on
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the trail there's a bench that has Paddington Bear sitting
on it like a statue. It was ruined by two
drunk Royal Air Force engineers. Not only did they kick
and yank at the statue of poor Paddington, they split
it into and then stole it. Why so they did
have their day in court because you can't mess with
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Paddington and not get scolded. This judge w Off was like,
this is a beloved cultural icon with children in adults.
He represents kindness, tolerance. I shouldn't do that, and just
really really went off on these guys. So now though
they're looking at real ramifications with the Royal Air Force
because they messed with Paddington. So that one another lesson
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to you for spring break. If you're going to get intoxicated,
don't ruin national treasures right right that especially.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, I mean it's the American equivalent of Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
What like Paddington bears a sweet story and Mickey Mouse
is an evil corporate orverlord.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Okay, like Winnie the Pooh, I love the.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Pooh maybe, except I don't know. I feel like Poo's
like a pervy version of what. He doesn't wear pants. Yeah,
he's just a jacket on. He's covered up.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
You know, Bear has his pot of honey and a shirt. Okay,
heed his pants?
Speaker 12 (15:55):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
We can brainstorm who? The Americano is a sloppy pad.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
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Speaker 1 (16:09):
Danny is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Max.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tellus why he's ghosting her. But first let's
find out about the date. Danny, how long has it
been since you heard from Max?
Speaker 13 (16:22):
It's been about five days.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Five days, okay, yeah, it doesn't feel too bad. How
many times have you tried to hit him in that time?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Though?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Twice he tried to hit him, you know, that's why
you're getting Yeah, he's hit him up a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Though, yes I have.
Speaker 14 (16:40):
I've had him up a couple of times. I sent
him a couple of texts and nothing.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Well, let's go backwards. Tell us about the date. How
did that go?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (16:48):
Well, actually we went mini golfing. I thought it was
kind of cute. Yeah, you know, something fun, low pressure.
Thanks for going great.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
At first. We were loud scene, joking around.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
A little flirty.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
I mean, it was all good.
Speaker 14 (17:05):
Then we started talking about exes, but not super serious
or anything.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
You just mentioned his ex never like to do anything
fun like.
Speaker 14 (17:11):
Mini golf, so I thought it was funny to clown
on them a bit to make him feel better.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I was like, your X sounds super lame.
Speaker 14 (17:21):
I got I'm way more fun I'm probably more attractively leveled.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Up, definitely showing him confidence. Right, How did he react
to that?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Honestly, he didn't seem to mind at all.
Speaker 14 (17:36):
He laughed and we kept having fun flirting, and I
mean everything was good.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
I mean it went so well that we ended up, well,
we hooked up. He didn't seem bothered by it.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, okay, I mean I think it would be weird
if he was super bothered by it, Like, hey, don't
you ever speak.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
Ill of.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Okay, well, then that sounds like a good thing. How
did that? How did that end? Did you guys? Like,
did you leave that night or did you stay over?
Speaker 14 (18:03):
I mean, you know, he's a great guy, Like, he's funny, chill,
easy to talk to. I haven't had a date go
that smoothie in a while. He's just got this laid
back vibe, but there's something deeper there.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
I just I didn't expect him to go to me after.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Everything seemed so good, you know, after I stayed the night.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I okay, I did stay over.
Speaker 14 (18:25):
Okay, Yeah, So after we hooked up, we were just
lying there and I.
Speaker 13 (18:31):
Might have kind of joked about his ex again, you know,
like I bet.
Speaker 14 (18:36):
Your ex wouldn't have done this at Mini gooff. I
thought it was funny, But now I'm trying to think
maybe he didn't think it was as hilarious as I did.
I mean, I was just trying to make him feel
good about it, like a confidence boost.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
But now that I.
Speaker 13 (18:49):
Haven't heard from him, I'm wondering if I crossed the line.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I mean, it was just a joke.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
How was it when you say goodbye to him in
the morning?
Speaker 14 (18:59):
It was good kissed goodbye, and he said I'll see
you soon.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
I mean he acted like we were gonna have another.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Date, so he didn't see him awkward at all. When
you guys said bye, like you really felt like you
were going to talk to him again.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yes, absolutely, Okay, Well we'll see if we can figure
it out for you. Then we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if you'll tell us
why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Okay, Okay, we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
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Speaker 1 (19:32):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up.
Danny is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Max. So we're about to call him
and see if you'll tell us why is ghostinger and
maybe get her another date if she still wants one.
But before we do that, Danny, why don't you remind
us about your date real quick?
Speaker 14 (19:46):
So we went Minnie Goffing, which was really fun, and
we joked around.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
We were very flirty.
Speaker 14 (19:53):
We talked about her exces, but like not like anything
real serious.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
And you know, I kind of.
Speaker 14 (19:59):
Made a joke because I'm probably more fun than your
ex you leveled up.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I'm probably more attractive, just kidding, And I mean it
must have.
Speaker 14 (20:07):
Been good, because well we hooked up and I haven't
heard from him in five days and I've tried to contact.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Him a couple of times. I mean, we kissed goodbye.
The next morning.
Speaker 14 (20:20):
He said, I'll see you soon, and it sounds like
we're going to get back together.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Were you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I am all right. Here we go. Hello, I'm I
speak to Max. Please Lucy Max? How are you? This
(20:51):
is a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show him Max.
I'm Nina. I am Victoria and my name is Jubell.
How are you?
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 15 (20:57):
Here?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You great? Have you ever heard of the show before
or listened?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
I've heard of it?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, yeah, sure, okay, sweet, well, guess what what's going on?
You are the star of the show. We do a
segment on the show. It's called the First Dight follow Up.
That's where if you go on a date with someone
and then you end up ghosting them, that person can
email us to get you on the phone and find
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out why you're getting ghosted. So somebody emailed us about you.
That's why we're calling.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Oh okay, do you know who would email us? Maybe
you have an idea you want to throw it a guess?
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It is Danny I. Congratulations. She emailed us. We talked
to her a little bit about your date, and she's
really curious. She wants to know why you're ghosting her?
She said she thought everything was great.
Speaker 16 (21:53):
I mean, look, we definitely had a fun time, Like
for sure, she's a super fun girl. I I mean
I had high hopes because you know, you're joking around
and you know it seemed like a great match.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
But you know, I'm I'm I'm big on chemistry.
Speaker 15 (22:08):
And you know, when we got to the bedroom, it
just I didn't feel that sparked.
Speaker 12 (22:13):
You know, It's like it wasn't bad.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
It was didn't click for me.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
You know, So you're saying you just didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 15 (22:22):
I mean, uh, the date was at last, but when
it you know, came down to it, there's just there's
no connection in the bedroom, and chemistry is just really
important to me.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
So you know, so you didn't enjoy it?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Wait? Wait, wait, wait, are you saying I'm done? I'm dead?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Max Danny actually on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Are you I never had any complaints.
Speaker 14 (22:50):
I actually even told people I was the most adventurous he'd.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Ever been with. Are you sure it wasn't you that
was off? No? No, I'm not.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
I'm not saying you're bad.
Speaker 15 (23:00):
I'm just I'm just saying that we, you know, didn't
have a spark like, okay, did well did you think.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
It was amazing?
Speaker 14 (23:12):
I mean it was fine, but it was the first time.
I mean, it's never mind blowing the first time you
get to know each other, right.
Speaker 12 (23:19):
Well, I mean it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
My ex first time is great?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
What oh my god?
Speaker 6 (23:27):
But your excellent lame and I'm awesome And honestly, I
think we book desarted to read you. I can do
better and I'm sure you can too.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Are you calling.
Speaker 17 (23:38):
So well?
Speaker 14 (23:42):
I'm just saying it's never great the first time. I mean, sariously,
I was nervous. It was our first time. There were
a lot of nerves involved.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Yeah, no, I look, I get it.
Speaker 16 (23:55):
I mean, I just you know, it's it's got to
be undeniable for me, you know, I just I'm not
saying that first.
Speaker 14 (24:05):
I will you you're telling me, you're telling me that
every time you've had actually the first time, it's.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Just been impeccable.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
I doubt that.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
Well, I think that I think that, you know, the
first time, if it's like you know what I mean,
there's I've definitively had it happen where I knew that
I was like, way into this.
Speaker 13 (24:27):
I mean, you haven't even seen all my moves, like
the waka.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
What your move the way? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (24:40):
Yeah, because it's good and you haven't even seen that yet.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
I don't know if I want to see the waka.
Speaker 14 (24:47):
Oh, trust me, you definitely want to see the waka.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I'm very curious about.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
It.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It sounds dangerous, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Well, Max, do you want a chance to see the Walker?
Would you like a second date?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
You?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Danny won't pay for it. I feel like you got
to do it for all of us.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
Max, all right, I yeah, I'm down. I'm down for
I'm down for a second time.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah, it's for anything else.
Speaker 12 (25:21):
I have to experience the Walker.
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Oh you love it? You love it?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Please let us know how it does.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Be sure to take a week off of work after.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
God.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, Well, congratulations, Danny got another date and Max?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Good luck God Black.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Julie's first date fall.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Good morning. Can I take your order?
Speaker 13 (25:50):
I'm gonna tall a large black coffee, large black cock
Do you mean eventy No?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I mean yeah, the biggest one you got.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Event is large is twenty large is large.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Vani's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid
in three languages.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Jonas Brothers. Tickets today and Let's
meet Today is contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Roxanne? What's up? Roxanne?
Speaker 11 (26:29):
Hi?
Speaker 14 (26:30):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Not much? How are you doing today?
Speaker 14 (26:34):
Good?
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Good?
Speaker 17 (26:35):
We listen every morning on the way to school, so
we're excited that we got through you.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And you and like your kids are using the royal weige.
Oh cool, that's a cool name.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
What's your son's name again, Benithio Benicio? I love that. Yeah,
that's a cool name.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
How confident are you and Benizio that you're gonna win? Oh?
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I'm super for confident. He's a smart kid.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
That's a very calming voice too, right, I know it's
like your mom's calming voice.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Okay, you don't say that.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Roxanne, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, okay, Roxanne, your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
What common breakfast cereal was originally invented as a health
food to prevent sinful cravings?
Speaker 7 (27:37):
Cornwake?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
What is the real name of the monopoly mascot rich
Uncle pennybags?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
Ooh uh, mister Tappat?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
What unusual shape is wombat poop.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Glare?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
What is the only US state name that is just
one syllable?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Oh my gosh, I.
Speaker 17 (28:03):
Want no.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Alright, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while
she's getting settled, Roxane, what is the most ridiculous piece
of information that you know right now?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
On top of your heat?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Okay, my son told me this. This is why I know,
and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
How to google it?
Speaker 14 (28:22):
Apparently every banana has a little bit of radiation in it?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
What really really? Your son figured that out?
Speaker 8 (28:31):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Oh that's scary.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
All right, Well think about that your banana today. Yeah,
superhero rad All right, Victoria's back in studiophones on ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
We all part Superman.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
What yes, sorry, thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and you
have to beat Roxanne outright to win. Roxanne, you can
tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 18 (29:00):
All right, Victoria, good luck?
Speaker 3 (29:03):
What common breakfast cereal was originally invented as a health
food to prevent sinful craving?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Hi, naccherias.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
What is the real name of the monopoly mascot rich
uncle pennybags?
Speaker 19 (29:13):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Ken? I don't know what unusual shape is wombat poop?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
What?
Speaker 11 (29:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Circular? What is the only US state name that is
just one syllable? Oh? Okayohio, Maine.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
What is the longest English word you can type using
only the top row of a keyboard?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
What's the longest word?
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
English word? You canyboard?
Speaker 7 (29:41):
You?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
All right, we'll see if that's correct.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard, producer bread.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
Victoria did get one correct and Roxanne and Benisio got
two corel Roxan, congratulations, you.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Guys did it. You beat Victoria and you got Jonas
Brothers tickets. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
The common breakfast cereal that was originally invented as a
health food to prevent sinvill cravings sinful cravings is Cornflakes.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Milburn.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Pennybags is the name of Monopoly mascot rich Uncle Penny Bags.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
A wombat's poop is actually cube shaped. What I didn't
need mine was? I'm just like how anyway?
Speaker 3 (30:30):
The only US state name that's just one syllable is Maine.
And then the longest English word you can type using
only the top row of a keyboard is typewriter.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What whoa long? Yeah? Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Hey, Roxanne, thank you for playing.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Thank you have a good day.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You too?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You play you were Sectory the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all you
have to do is d MS at the Jubile Show
or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 11 (30:57):
It's time to catch a cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Spencer is on the phone today for to catchcheeter.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
He's been married to his wife Lauren for three years,
but now he thinks something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help him out. Spencer, Sorry,
you have to come on the show this way. But
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Man?
Speaker 17 (31:14):
Yeah, me too, because I'm a really big fan. I
listen to your show all the time.
Speaker 14 (31:17):
Man.
Speaker 17 (31:19):
One of the problem I'm having right now, I kind
of recognize from listening to your show so often the
red flags and such. So I've noticed a few of
those recently and it's really thrown me for a loop,
and I'm hoping maybe you guys can help me figure
this out. We've always been really close to my wife
and I, like you said, we've been together for three years.
Red flag number one, I guess wasn't really a red
flag until the second one came, and that is that
(31:39):
our intimacy has really just kind of fallen off. He've
always had a really healthy physical relationship, but lately it's
just kind of been non existent. And I know sometimes
people go through phases, and that's what I thought it
was until red slag number two. He has been staying up,
like texting at night on her phone with someone who
she says is her friend, which you know might be
(32:02):
the case, but it's weird because like when she gets
a text message, she responds with one or two words,
puts the phone down. She doesn't like to text. But
now she's like on the couch and night sitting next
to me, not paying attention to anything that happened in
the room, looking at her phone, texting long conversation and
smiling about it.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
It just it feels weird. Yeah, it's it's making.
Speaker 17 (32:22):
Me a little crazy. I gotta be honest. But she
says that she's talking to her friend Caitlin. Okay, so
that was what's like the merwo for two more number three.
Speaker 13 (32:33):
My wife doesn't really like to go out very often.
Speaker 17 (32:35):
She's not into like the clubs in that scene. But
last week she went out with the girlfriends, she says,
which you know, I wouldn't have any problem with her.
She wanted to do. It's just really strange because she
doesn't do that sort of thing. She went out all
night and like went drinking and stuff, which is great.
But when I asked her what she did or where
she was going, it was just going out. We went
(32:57):
out and that was like the end of it all right,
which is super weird. And then red light flag number
four is what made me have to call you guys.
When she came home from that night out, she smelled
like a man's cologne. It wasn't mine. When I asked
her about it, she said that one of her friends
she was out with meta guy and he sat next
(33:18):
to her at a bar. I'm buying that.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, No, usually don't get you don't get smelling like
their cologne, usually for them sitting next to you.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I mean, unless he's one of those super obnoxious sprayers,
then there is a good chance you leave smelling like it.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
But I think the texting and giggling.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
While sitting on the couch with you is kind of
standing out the most to me because that was just
But isn't that also kind of negligent if you're cheating?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
That's so I think some people just open Yeah, I.
Speaker 17 (33:44):
Think someone was right next to me.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I feel like some people just assume, like, oh, they'll
never guess if I do it right here, you know,
get caught in plain sight sort of thing. Yeah maybe, yeh.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Did you happen to ask her what was going on
with her friend Caitlin, Like, is she in some type
of situation a breakup?
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Draw?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (34:01):
I did.
Speaker 17 (34:02):
She said that she needed moral support, which I didn't
get any more information than that. She didn't seem very forthcoming,
and you know, maybe that's the case. I guess that's
why I'm calling you guys, because I want to believe
my wife, but I've got this feeling in the pit
of my stomach and I don't know what to do
about it.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Well, so you said that you have a different way
to try to catch her than the flower thing that
we do normally.
Speaker 17 (34:24):
Right, Yeah, yeah, she knows that. I have really had
my eye on some gym equipment because you know, it's
a new year and all that stuff. And I think
it'd be a really great idea if maybe because at
her job, she has like bonuses, and her next bonus
is coming up very soon, and they usually give away
these big Amazon gift packages, like like a five hundred
(34:46):
dollars gift card kind of thing. I was thinking maybe
we could call her up and say, yay, get in
the gift card. Who do you want to send it to.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We could do a double gift card. She gets one,
and then also this year we're giving to some where
you can send it to special.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Oh yeah, okay, you might keep it if it's just one.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I don't want her to be like no, I'll take it. Okay,
we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Then we'll play a song come back, call her and
then see if we can catch her cheating, and hopefully
she's not, but we'll see if we can catch her.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
She is, okay, all right, bye, I'm come back. Get
You're to catch a Cheater next, It's.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Jubile Show if you're just joining us for today's to
Catch a Cheater. Spencer is on the phone, and Spencer
thinks that his wife, Lauren of three years, might be
cheating on him, So we're about to call her and
see if we can catch her. But before we do that, Spencer,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (35:38):
I guess real short, I've noticed some really weird behavior lately.
She is like texting and doing like weird giggles and
stuff while she's texting, but she's not a text so
that's strange. He's going out on like girls' nights and
drinking and stuff, and that's really outside of her character.
And then one night she came home smelling like some
other guys cologne, which kind of like made me ILLUSEI
(35:59):
to to it and I have to call you guys
understanding help me get to the bottom.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Definitely, So you know, I thought it might be a.
Speaker 17 (36:06):
Good idea if you guys called her and maybe said
that you work her job, giving her her bonus. And
this year it's two five hundred dollars Amazon gift cards
kind of things. You should get them too.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, we'll see if she sends one to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Man.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Hello, Hey is this Lauren? Yeah, it is hey Lauren.
This is Pete up here in HR.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
How you doing?
Speaker 12 (36:39):
Oh good, I'm good?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
How are you great? Really good day to be in HR,
because all we're doing is calling up people and saying
we got the yearly Amazon gift card bonus is in
and they're five hundred bucks this year. Who congrats. Yeah,
it's a nice day for an HR person.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
When you don't have to call people and be like, hey,
you're fired, you know that kind of stuft.
Speaker 12 (37:00):
Nice? Sweet, that's awesome. I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, And this year's actually cool because what they've done
is we're doing five hundred dollars Amazon gift card for you,
and then also another five hundred dollars gift card from
Amazon that you can send to somebody special to you.
Speaker 12 (37:14):
That's awesome, that's the nice you guys.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
We will obviously get you yours. And then do you
want to send your other gift card to somebody?
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (37:24):
Yeah sure?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Do you know who? Or do you want me to
you know, you want to send me an email or
I call you back or something?
Speaker 10 (37:30):
No?
Speaker 12 (37:31):
I can you just type it in now, like if
you have it up?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, I can just take the down the info now
and I'll say I'll send you all the stuff to
let you know that you send it out, it will.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Be still like a week or so.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
Okay, okay, cool?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Well, then who would you like to send it to?
Speaker 12 (37:45):
I'm going to send it to Gavin, all.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Right, and yeah, last name on that Gavin? Uh dat?
I can't stick?
Speaker 17 (37:53):
Why who the Gavin?
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Who would go Lauren?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
This is actually the jew will show that to your
husbands Spencer on the phone.
Speaker 7 (38:03):
Isn't funny?
Speaker 2 (38:03):
You know?
Speaker 6 (38:04):
I know?
Speaker 12 (38:05):
Absolutely No.
Speaker 19 (38:06):
I planned that's whether you guys know it or not.
I set this whole thing up and this panta are.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
You talking about? Who is Gavin?
Speaker 12 (38:15):
I'm not going to tell you Gavin is.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Are you?
Speaker 17 (38:20):
Are you serious?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (38:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
Who are you?
Speaker 7 (38:25):
What is this.
Speaker 17 (38:30):
Is this funny to you? I don't like your my wife, Well,
I don't understand what is happening. Why do you think
this is funny? You're growing some guy named Gavin and
you're laughing in my face about it.
Speaker 19 (38:42):
Oh no, I'm not trying to think guys it for you?
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Well, who is Gavin? Did you have some cocktails this? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (38:54):
Gavin is the name of your child. You're a student
to be born child?
Speaker 2 (39:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. Uh huh.
Speaker 19 (39:05):
We both listened to the show. I know that Spencer
loves it. He also loves this segment to talk to
talk about it all the time. So I kind of
set this up and planned it so that he would think.
Speaker 12 (39:17):
I was cheating.
Speaker 19 (39:19):
I put all the pieces into play, and it felt
it literally felt exactly like I wanted it to. I
I mean speaking now, some guy bought Chief gas station cologne.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
For real.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
I wanted to.
Speaker 19 (39:40):
Prank you you right away, but yes, I'm pregnant, and.
Speaker 12 (39:44):
This is the way I wanted to tell you.
Speaker 17 (39:49):
Amazing, Right, she's an evil super genius.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Congratulations, that's amazing. So did you really need Brady Gavin?
Without talking to.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
It was something we talked about.
Speaker 19 (40:06):
You knew exactly what I was talking about when I
said that, Well, when he got into.
Speaker 17 (40:11):
Contact, my head was so clouded. I didn't even think
about that. Oh my god, this has.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Made my day.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
I cannot wait to see you.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
I love you to congratulations than Yeah, you did lie
to us, but I'm not that mad about it.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
He didn't know. I think payback's fair too. That's cool.
Speaker 13 (40:32):
Congrats, thank you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 10 (40:35):
Guys, the Jewel shows to catch a Cheetah, It's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Do you think if it became more common for your
favorite artists to also release movies the same time that
they release their albums, you would be willing to consume
all of the things?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
No so and too right? Who would you actually watch?
Speaker 7 (40:54):
Like?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Who would be really good in a movie and is
really good with music? Childish Gambino? Oh yeah, I like
that one. He's a great actor and he's very funny
and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
And then it's so But the movie though, is kind
of an extension of the album. So like right now
I'm talking about Miley Cyrus, She's not the first one
to do that. Watch has done this.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Like other artists have done this. Hold on Lemonade.
Speaker 9 (41:17):
This has been been being done, I know since like
the seventies. I know, I think Floyd released like a
two hour movie for one song.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Oh yeah, they did, right, because people will go watch
those laser shows.
Speaker 9 (41:31):
Yeah, Michael Jackson did a smooth Criminals almost a full
feature length film.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, actual and thriller. They did do that with a
lot of songs.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
But now, and this isn't the first time though that
it's happened, but I'm starting to see it kind of
be a trend because artists that have already put out
so many albums are like, well, what do I do
to make myself different? Not that the music is always
going to change, but to have that extra addition.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
So Miley Cyrus is doing that.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
She's got a new album that drops called One of
a Kind Pop Opera on May thirtieth. But then following that,
she's gonna have this movie called Something Beautiful, and it's
a whole film kind of based on the album.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
So it's a pop opera.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I watching that and like the Michael Jackson stuff, But
like I thought, you meant just randomly, like an actress
in a random movie.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
I feel like I would like that better honestly, but
because this feels like it's just going to be like
a long music video that's the entire album, but.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
It goes with the album. So it's kind of cool.
Speaker 9 (42:25):
Watch the Eras Tour movie. Yeah, sounds like Victoria would
do this.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
And that's.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
It.
Speaker 5 (42:39):
But it's like reliving the concert it was so fun,
but this is a movie. It's like it's an extra
creative space for an artist to like go with how
they see their music. Yeah, totally, it's kind of cool,
like it's putting how you feel into a I guess.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
You gotta really love the artists to do it. Yeah,
I'm I think I'm into it.
Speaker 9 (42:58):
If you if the artist built an album as a
soundtrack to a movie, so reverse it, right, So they.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Wrote a movie and that'd be cool.
Speaker 9 (43:05):
They build the soundtrack, they released the soundtrack as an album,
not you not knowing there's gonna be a movie, and
then that the movie comes out.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
That's pretty cool. It'll be cool. Yeah, very cool. Well,
just an idea out there for you aspiring artists. It's
got to be like a childish scambino though, Yeah, it's
got to be someone like that.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Is that kind of similar to an artists write songs
specific for movies.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah, but imagine they did that in their whole album.
They wrote a whole movie and then made the And yeah,
I think be cool.
Speaker 9 (43:28):
That would be really like I think of the movie
I Love You Man, where every song in that movie
is a Rush song. Right, And so if Rush had
made an album for the movie, that'd be cool and
they were in it, that would be cool.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeah, artists and movie makers and companies should collapse. Yeah,
you know really, and they could They could score basically
score the whole movie with their.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Songs for an album. That would be sick. It's a
great idea. Somebody's gonna do it, Jubilee.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Okay, So flashback to twenty sixteen. Do you remember when
Kim Kardashian was held hostage in her hotel room and Paris.
Oh yeah, for all of her jewelry, because she had
been posting on social media that she was in this
hotel room in Paris, that she had a four million
dollar diamond ring, that she had all the.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Jewelry, saying it was like set up by the Kardashians, Right,
Oh really, I don't know, maybe it could, they were
saying at the time. It was the security guards.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
So whoever it was ended up making off with ten
million dollars in bling. But since then, the case has
been under investigation for five years before ordering a case trial,
and that case trial actually starts in May.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
So fast, sorry, we're almost ten years later.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Long, almost ten years later, and Kim's going to go
to Paris and relive all of that to testify against them.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Who is she? So they caught the guys.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Yeah, the security and they've been just chilling this entire time.
Can you imagine pulling a job like that and then
chilling for ten years and then having to go to court.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
I've been in jail this whole time.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
No, oh, so they were actually chilling, like go to
different at that point.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
I mean it was It's bad. She was bound and
gagged and held at gunpoint. I mean, yes, I had
a lot of trouble. But they've just been chilling the
whole time. They could have been pulling other jobs. So anyway,
right way, we'll be able to hear all about that
and see how that plays out.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Dang, that is what's trending.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewbil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil
Show with your drunk at Nina Hi.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
And then there's.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget
the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and pops
by every once in a while to ask if the
new donkey she just bought off a Craigslist can stay
in our guest room because her parents are being lame.
Our social media producer Gabby, I love that guy. Also
our producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there, chief.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
And then there's me.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
I'm Jewbil and this is the Jubil Show, and this
is the time where we check in with what's going
on in.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Our lives every week, and you know what's up with
you this week. So I'd actually like to.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Know your guys' thoughts on this one, because the question
is am I blocking my blessings? What if I spend
time with an old faithful that just happens to be
popping up and it's been a minute, But meanwhile, I'm
really trying to keep my heart and my spirit open
to attracting my partner, my life partner. But if I
spend time with these people to just you know, have
(46:15):
a good time? Am I blocking my blessings?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Like? Is this another test?
Speaker 7 (46:19):
Like?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Am I supposed to stay like wide open spaces until
that person comes in?
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Or can I do what I've done before that? I like,
that'll still leave me open to You know, you partially
confuse me. I's doing what you've done before? Work so far? Well,
I understand me.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
I understand that these things are not forever things, but
these are temporary things. But if I do those temporary things,
does it affect my long term outcome?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Why should it affect your long termucome? Unless're putting in
the blessing options.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
But that's how I've always operated, and it hasn't worked right,
So I'm saying that's kind of what I'm saying, change
your operation.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oh, if you're gonna do the.
Speaker 9 (46:57):
Same thing over and over again expecting a different results,
then you would be insane.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
I understand, I understand that expectations are different, but it's
still the same playing field and many so frustrating.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
It sounds like it. I mean, I love it when
they pop up make you feel good but not great?
Does that make sense?
Speaker 3 (47:15):
I cleared my roster in January, and now people are
popping up because the seasons are changing.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Think of it like a bank account.
Speaker 9 (47:19):
You're spending money on stuff that's not going to get
you any closer to that goal of traveling to Italy
or something.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
That's a good point. I know. Temporary gifts are always
so fun until you look at your bank. You go
seven dollars on Starbucks and how.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Much Oh man, I need to come back on the
spending blessings are blocked?
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, got it? Thank you with you this.
Speaker 5 (47:41):
Week guys, I think a dragon told me my future,
like for the year, and I originally dragon, I originally
didn't believe it, but I kind of smoking.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
So nothing can I have that?
Speaker 5 (47:52):
So in July I went to a wedding and it
was in a different city and.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I was a dragon there there was I had.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Taken Uber from my from the airport to my hotel,
and when I was in the car, the guy's like, hey, man,
I'm not actually the Uber driver Originally that he like
sells life insurance. He goes, you need some, you want some?
I got some life insurance. I was like, no, I'm good.
You got an Uber driver that was also trying to
sell you life and share.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
But then he asked me.
Speaker 6 (48:16):
He goes, so what are you?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
And I was like what. He's like, I'm a dragon?
Speaker 4 (48:20):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
And I was like, oh, oh man, I don't you
had an Uber driver that was a dragon that also
sells insurance?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah? What are you smoking? And can I get you?
Speaker 5 (48:28):
I was like, oh my gosh, I'm to text my
aunt to be like I'm gonna be late to the wedding.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
A dragon is kicknapped me.
Speaker 20 (48:34):
But he was telling me I'm a dragon. By the way, anyway,
who do you have life insurance? You identify whatever you want.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
I really believed it well because he asked for my
birthday and apparently your birthday is some kind of like
symbolizes like some kind of animal.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
The Chinese symbol, the Chinese name, the Chinese calendar. Oh,
so he was saying he's the year of the dragon.
The dragon wasn't actually saying that he's a dragon?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Wait? Serious? Yes, I was so confused. I'm being honest.
But he told me I was also a dragon, and
I was like, oh my gosh, that's dope. Are you
getting married or something? No? Yeah, what is the situation
going on? Smoking? And where did I get it?
Speaker 5 (49:13):
But it was just so interesting because he told me
about how the year was gonna go for me, and
I didn't believe him at first. He's like, you're gonna
have a lot of money here, and then it's gonna
go downhill here, but then it's don't worry, it's gonna
pick back up.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
It's basically astrology.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
Yeah, oh right, seriously essentially yeah kind of okay, Well, anyways,
I'm sorry to believe it now because I had a
good amount of money and then apparently now I got
to pay taxes, and I'm like, oh my gosh, my
money's going down because now I actually have to pay
taxes because now I guess I make more than what
I made when I was like can ice cream shop.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
I love that prediction.
Speaker 9 (49:40):
You're gonna have some money, they're gonna have less money,
and you're gonna have some more money less money. It
ebbs and flows this year for you, specifically.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Only this year, though next year, who knows. This year
it's gonna, you know, come and go.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yeah, it's making sense now, so I think shout out
to the uber.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Who's also the dragon. Did you buy life insurance from him?
Speaker 4 (50:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Mostly I don't really know what that is, but.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I'm like, oh, look, it's our social media producer Gabby
stopping by What's up, Gabby?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
What's up with you?
Speaker 7 (50:13):
This week?
Speaker 21 (50:14):
So I've been feeling a little bit bad about my
contribution to society lately. Okay, I came up with a
way to make myself feel better. And I put together
these goodie bags because I see a lot of homeless
on my drive. Yeah, I thought, oh, I can get
them like some hijiing supplies.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
And like some food.
Speaker 8 (50:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
I felt really good about it. And so I was
driving home from work.
Speaker 21 (50:40):
Yesterday and I saw this guy standing on the side
of the road and I see him there a lot.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
So I rolled down my window and I said, hey,
I have something for you. Are you hungry boy?
Speaker 21 (50:51):
And he starts walking towards my car barking at me
like and.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
I was staring. So I rolled up my window and
I drove it. Get it, goodie bag. He did not
get his goodie bag.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Get Yeah, you don't get a goodie bag if you
bar get me.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Really, that's that's really cool.
Speaker 14 (51:18):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
I'm picturing you with a little goodding bag like he's
gonna make his days.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
The goodie bag was pink, with polk.
Speaker 21 (51:28):
Holding its growling at meg bad dog.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Next time, bad dog. There's one up with you.
Speaker 9 (51:38):
I just cannot seem to get it together. Like there
are some days where I can't function at all. The
other day I could, I couldn't even I could not
even buckle my seatbelt.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
It was like one of those days where everything just
falling apart. I'm just waiting for it.
Speaker 9 (51:51):
I mean, eventually it clicked, but then I get pulled
over same day driving in circles. They pulled me over
for this. You can't even take a spin.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Anymore, and I don't get it. You can't get start,
can go first?
Speaker 7 (52:06):
Spin? O?
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Wow, just go first, stating impressed by the delivery of
the clicks one and these guys out there.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, listen, I don't know why could doubles going on
with you? Not much. I just want to go hang
out with the dog and the dragon. Okay, yeah, let
me know.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I mean I've been looking for people to hang out with,
like I mean, those guys that sound like we get
a lot tribe. I'm going to be trying to sell
us insurance and I'll bark at them with the other dudes.
Speaker 16 (52:36):
Doubles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 7 (52:43):
I do what is it?
Speaker 8 (52:46):
So I've been chatting with someone online and it's actually
really fun and you know this is someone obviously that
I uh, just like having fun with online, right, like.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
Online world of dating.
Speaker 8 (53:02):
And it's thought like a little i'd say, like a
little frisky a little And basically I started doing this
kind of like role playing kind of thing like one
speacret because I've never done that. I've never done that
kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Are you just catfishing someone without knowing?
Speaker 6 (53:24):
I think it's more role playing?
Speaker 8 (53:27):
Yeah, I not cat fishing, just like characters, like role playing,
like putting on like different kinds of like characters or
pretending to.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
Be like you know, like dressing up like costumes, like.
Speaker 8 (53:41):
Kind of like Halloween.
Speaker 7 (53:42):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
You met online.
Speaker 8 (53:46):
Well so this is the thing, Like yeah, that kind
of thing was going on, and then we started to
send some pictures.
Speaker 7 (53:55):
And oh my god.
Speaker 18 (53:58):
So we started to send these pictures and one of
them comes through and there's this backdrop and it's like
really familiar looking and I zoom in and it's my
brother's wallpaper.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Talking to your brother online.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
Apparently, Yes, Okay, I know all the cosplay, all.
Speaker 3 (54:23):
That was still online, you guys, were just sending each
other pictures back and forth.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Oh jeez.
Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, so he doesn't know it's you though, because you're
in costume. Maybe well yeah, with the same wallpaper though.
Speaker 8 (54:40):
No, it's his room.
Speaker 7 (54:42):
I recognize it.
Speaker 13 (54:43):
It's bad.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I know, I know. Oh my god, are you still
doing this or did you ghost him?
Speaker 8 (54:49):
Now? No, he's being.
Speaker 7 (54:51):
Ghosted and this is all going to come out.
Speaker 8 (54:53):
But I just thought I should tell you first.
Speaker 13 (54:55):
How do you think I should have.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
I think you don't say a word. Yeah, I think
you do whatever you can to forget that, even for yourself,
keep doing it.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Whoa, Oh my god.
Speaker 8 (55:11):
I'm going to take that advice. I think that's very
good advice.
Speaker 6 (55:13):
Like it never happened.
Speaker 8 (55:15):
I'm going to have like amnesia about this.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
There you go, full.
Speaker 8 (55:19):
Tilt bookie, ghosting job.
Speaker 7 (55:21):
Have ever looked back?
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
It's a nightmaremare.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
What's your dirty little secret?