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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is ten times harder to find a decent husband
than it is.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
To find a great wife.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm almost forty, so I have all.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
These like acquaintances getting divorced right now, all these women
they keep coming up to.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Me, Oh atlee.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is so difficult dating out there for a divorced woman.
None of these men can handle me a strong woman.
None of these men want a strong woman.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm like, you're an annoying woman.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But I do believe that it's slim pickings out there.
You know, none of these women they keep telling.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Me about their battle, how ugly it is, how they're
fighting for full custody of their kids.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm like, why even half custody sounds like American horror story.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's a utile show.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
And relationships are a lot of work. But you know
it's even more work than that. Divorces so much paperwork,
and who wants to do paperwork?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That's why I want.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Relationship Expert is trying to help you out, and they're
going viral because they want to save you from all
the paperwork of divorce.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's nice, they realize.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And they just released a list of red flags that
you should think about before you say I do, including
what profession you should never get married to. Okay, so
we'll go over it now, so you can think twice
if you're married to one of these people, getting married
to one of them, But what profession do they say
you should not get married to at all? It says
if one or both parties in the marriage makes a
(01:36):
living as a bartender, casino manager, or a flight attendant.
That is somebody who you definitely should think twice about
before you say, I.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Do really so many opportunities to stray?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, flight attendant, you can so have so many opportunities
to travel y, Yeah, look at the pros and the cons.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Yes, but while you're traveling, that's like different area codes,
less likely to run into your partner because they're across
the country.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm find with that. Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
The casino manager one kind of gets me. I'm like,
why casino manager, which is they're always in the environment
of like a party. People around everyone around them is
party mode just all the time. Same thing with the bartender.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's like associated with sin immediately, right, Yeah, but you
just don't trust these people.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
If you don't trust your person, you probably shouldn't be
in a relationship with.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
When in Vegas. You're not. You're always in Vegas, though,
because we live in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What happens in Vegas day is in Vegas.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
We live in Henderson, not actually correct, We live a
little bit outside of Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I work in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
What is another red flag you should pay attention to
if you're going to get married to somebody? They say,
there's two ages that you should be aware of. Oh,
if you get married as a teenager, or if you
get married after thirty two, it's a high likelihood.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You get divorced. What why why the teenager makes sense?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Because you don't know each other well and I don't
know the world well enough. Right, Yeah, change a lot
from a teenager to twenties, even after thirty two.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know why that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I would I would guess that the later you will
get married, age wise, the likelihood of you, guys staying
together is higher. You've already waited that long. You're waiting
to make sure that you're with the right person. Wouldn't
you be staying with them the older you are when
you get married versus divorcing them.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You're also grown up.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, you know more about yourself, they say, that after
thirty two, every year boosts your chances of divorced by
five years. I don't believe, sorry, by five percent.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Really, I don't believe that. I don't believe that.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
And also you're kind of beat down by life at
that point, right, so you're like, well, it is what
it is.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mean, how much time I really got left? You
just stay because it's not worse what I mean. Yeah,
you're like, have a moment. I get that. I don't know,
I gott of twenty some years. Maybe I have no idea,
might as well just chill, I would think.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I think somebody that got married after thirty and that's
been divorced would be a little bit more because they've
already been through it.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So they're like, of I gotta do it again. I'll
just do it again. Yeah, this is first marriage. I
think this first marriage, right right? Yeah? Yeah, having gone
through one of those, I don't ever want to do
that again.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like I said, it's a lot of paperwork down a lot.
This is emotionally taxing too. Yeah, it's definitely that. It's
definitely emotionally taxing.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
But then there's the paperwork, and then paperwork for me
is probably the most emotionally taxing thing. I mean, you
should see the way I cry when I just check
email once a week.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Sure, he really does.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
If your wedding planning was a disaster, they say you
should probably not be getting married.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Aren't all wedding planning is a disaster because you're kind
of running around, you have a lot to choose from.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like that sounds stressful.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Being stressed is different than having a disaster of a
wedding planning session.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Really. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
According to a study of five hundred newly weds or
engaged couples, ninety six percent say they found the planning stressful,
forty percent of the planning was very or extremely stressful,
and seventy one percent had met the wedd planning was
more stressful than finding a job or buying a home.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I believe it.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I don't know anybody that said it was. And I've
been a part of wedding planning. Not my own weddings obviously,
but as a friend. I've been a part of wedding
planning and it's always stressful. Thankfully they're all still married,
but very stressful.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah, I don't understand that that is so silly to
spend all that time, money, and stress.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A stress party. Yeah, it's essentially just a party. Who
cares to celebrate? It's a dream who.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
It cares was fed to you by Walt Disney himself,
and you should be mad at him.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Go have a party. Go have a party. It's a
dreams fine. Party has to be perfect, yeah, all right, yeah,
because marriage is perfect. Right, there's a nation out of place.
Everything's hold onto that one special moment. Yeah, you'll have
to hold onto it. It's called your credit card debt.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
It says another red flag when it comes to a
wedding and if you should or shouldn't do it more
than twenty percent of if more than twenty percent of
the wedding guests refuse to attend, I'm not getting married.
I'm sure there are people that have invited a bunch
of people and they're like, nope, I am not I'm
not co signing this.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Even by sitting in a seat, I feel like I would.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Still have to go, Like if it was my friend,
even if they were marrying somebody that I didn't agree with.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Like, I feel like I have to be there for support.
I think most people do feel like they have to
be there. So think about that. They were like not,
I'm good.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
And lastly, what this one I think is ridiculous. What
is one of the red flags that you should pay
attention to in a partner if you're gonna get married
to them, I'm going to a career and other things
like stress and stuff like that. If the husband has
a high level of testosterone.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Well you laugh at that, but that also goes with
the aggression. The higher like need for like sexual whatever release,
all of that type of stuff puts them in situations
where they may act up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So they're saying they're more likely to cheat.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Also, if you have a high level of testosterone, you
can also practice self control.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Right, I mean, this is the weirdest thing, Babe.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I had no choice.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You're asking for a lot no choice. I couldn't do it,
you know what I mean? Like problem is all the
testosterone running through my brain, Like it just tastes control,
you know what I mean. So really, you can't blame
you at all. I should be blaming you for questioning
me about it. It's probably all that stupid estragate in
your brain. You know, nothing makes you guys crazy all
the time.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, good thing, You're immediately over, but you'll know that
before you get married.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So if you walk down the aisle with that, that's
on you.
Speaker 11 (07:37):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Hello, Yeah, Hello, it's Peedeecins from Triple A. We are
out at the location where your car has been reported
to be have a flat tire and nobody is there, so,
uh are you.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Still at the location?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
You're a month late?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Month late. I wouldn't know. We just got the call in.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Uh No, you're a month late because I called you
guys a month ago with the flat tire.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
When I was in the mid Old Road.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
So wrong number. Then you got it too late, but thanks.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, So I'm confused. Can you say that one more time?
I'm We're very confused.
Speaker 13 (08:29):
I don't want to What do you mean say you?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
I called you guys a month ago about a.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Flat tire and you guys never came and I was
standing there.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
For two hours. Yeah, so and now you're calling me
a month later.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Uh No.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
The report I have here says that your car is
uh on the side of the road with a flat tire.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
And.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Well it's not there, So it's not there because it
was there a month ago.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So you're putting in false call in? Was it a
false report?
Speaker 10 (09:02):
I never put Okay, first off, I never put in
a false call.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
I called you guys a month ago and told you
about it.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
I called you four time, nobody picked up. I also emailed,
nobody got back. So it's your I don't know what's
going on with you guys, but it's a month late.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Uh huh okay, so I see.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Well, unfortunately, you know you are a remember with us,
and we do have a fee for a false report,
and our driver is out there now, and uh there's
no car.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So I don't know what else to do but charge.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
You for kidding.
Speaker 13 (09:37):
Right, you're kidding right now. Oh, I guess I'm not
paying anything.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
I'm not I'm not paying anything. And I'm about to
hang up right now.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Okay, So we'll go ahead and auto We'll go ahead
and auto draft that charge.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
No, No, I'm not paying anything because I was there
a month ago.
Speaker 13 (09:53):
There's clearly no car there, right, there's nothing imagery situation
to you.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No car, no car, and it's a no show.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
So right, because you were a no show month ago.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
M okay, So how am I to know that you
didn't just get the tire fixed and go on your
way and not tell us.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
Oh yeah, because I love to do that.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And now you're saying it's a month late.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
You were a month late. I called you a month
ago with a flat tire. I even, you know what,
I can call my husband. That's fine.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
I can call my husband right now and we can
and we can talk about and he can literally.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Confirm with that. If you don't believe me, if you
think I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Lying, okay, So I've got a head an auto draft
of the fee four hundred and fifty dollars from your account.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
So no, you're better.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Yeah, I'm canceling my account right now. I am talking
to my lawyers, and I'm throwing in a bone because
at this point, this is this is born.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
Okay, she's just straight.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
So if I'm hearing you correctly, you are a no
show and now you want to cancel with us.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
No you're not. Clearly, you have listening problems.
Speaker 12 (11:05):
I am canceling my account and with drawing my loyalty
to from you guys because you are a book company.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Okay, all right, well I can go ahead and process
that for you. So on top of the four hundred
fifty dollars feet for the no show. It's a seven
hundred dollars charge to cancel.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Y do you hear me? Nothing? You're not going to
charge my card.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
You're absolutely not going to charge.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
And I promise you I will.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
Sue your entire company.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I do sue you.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
So I don't think you hear me. I'm gonna sue you.
You are the worst company ever.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
I hope you hear that. I hope you get it
through your sick God.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Kelly, this is actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you, and your husband sets you up.
He said that you got a flat sire last month
and they never shut up.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So you want right now.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
With you, I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks. We say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Pardon me? What's trending?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
So brat summer is so last year? Now we're making
our way into Dilly Daly Spring. I love when we
just go ahead and make a whole season of vibe. Yeah,
vibe right now is nothing and it is trending everywhere.
Dilly Dolly spring is all about just going outside, wandering
around doing nothing but documenting it and make sure you
(12:40):
post it with the hashtag dillydaly.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I just do that all year long.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Yeah, make sure you make sure you spend nine hours
editing your dilly dally video.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Make sure you stress out about it. Yeah, I gotta
get my dilly Delli video to get on this trend.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Everything's gonna be roumed all of the dilly dallying.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Oh, it's so funny, but you know what, I'm here
for the dilly dallio.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
This is interesting.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
So we love our music and it's fun to watch
your favorite artists diversify their fans.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
A lot of them are going into country.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Meanwhile, BTS is carving out a lane of their own.
So if you remember BTS being like the biggest K
pop band in the world, they're currently on hiatus, but
they've got a new album dropping next week. They're not
going country, They're going lullaby.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What lullabye music? Lullaby interesting?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So they've got an album that's dropping called rock like
as in rock a Bye Baby it's an album of
lullabys and it's all of their hits. Here's a little taste, okay,
so this is the original. That's the original that you know, okay,
and here's the lullaby version.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
It sounds like they're beginning too. I can hear it
a cartoons, I think.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
It also sounds like great dilly dally music, you know, yeah,
behind your reel and you're just like.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Are they singing on it too? Or is it just
the just just the instrumental music for babies I do.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's really smart. The oh my gosh, so much money
a job. Yeah, they didn't have to do anything.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
They just said, hey, can you take all the notes
we already put together in this order and make them
sound like boys exactly?
Speaker 10 (14:22):
And that good.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
You know what's the crazy thing about this is is
these babies that are listening to this, yeah, then they
get older and then they hear the real songs, and
then BTS's album from years and years and years ago
is all of a sudden, the whole generation to be
obsessed with them, because that's nostalgia in a whole nother life.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's smart.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
It reminds me of Baby Shark because they literally the
joke was when Baby Shark came out that they would
be playing this in clubs in ten years or whatever,
and they are currently playing Baby Shark in the club
that people lose their mind because they were children when
they heard it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So smart, your baby Shirk in the club. I am
leaving baby be behind it. I'm down.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
That sounds I Meanwhile, the parents of the baby Shark
baby people are gonna be.
Speaker 14 (15:18):
Like, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Lastly, open Ai says their GPUs don't really know what
that is, but you probably do are.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Melting graphic processing units.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Okay, their graphic processing units are melting, and the reason
why is there is such a high demand for their
image generation requests on chat GPT. So while they're thrilled
that people love using it for image generation, there are
so many people that are trying to generate images that
whatever the gp us are are actually melting. So now
they're like, they're limiting it per person right now while
(15:53):
they scramble to get their gp.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Us unmelted and up higher.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Who is this again?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't know what language? Thank you?
Speaker 13 (16:00):
I was.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
So they just released a new model four oh for
image generation and it's doing wild things like you can.
You're just like, I'm a poster for this and it
spits out something pretty great.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That's cool.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
It is not only dangerous, but I can only imagine
the type of crap content that is going to be
flooding the internet.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
We don't need more, we need less. So wait, so
is it like it looks real?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Like if I'm like, please give me a photo of
a beach, could it look like it was somebody's real picture?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, there's some AI photos that I've seen, and it's
crazy what they can do.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
They've taken the sheen off of it. You know, you
can kind of tell it's AI because it's got that
sheene to it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Gone. Oh say, I want you to explain to me
what a GPU is. It'll spit out an infographic. That's cool. Yeah,
it's also upsetting for those of us who spend our.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Time later on with my friend. Okay, so I mean
and chattyp are getting along. It's like the only person
I talked to outside of being at the radio station.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I just go home and I sit on my computer.
I'm like, hey, man, how are you gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Have to pony up?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Great?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You have to pony up. Your friend's gonna about to
charge you.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Oh, I wanna be the first friend who take advantage
of At least he's straight up about it. Listen, Hey, yeah,
gonna hang out with me. It's gonna be twenty bucks
a month. I really want to twenty bucks. Okay, that's reasonable.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I'll play with my emotions. That's why I like that.
I'm going to give you a hut.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
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Speaker 4 (17:35):
Daniel is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Reese.
So in a second we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date if he still wants one. But first, Daniel,
how long has it been since you heard from Reese?
Speaker 14 (17:50):
A few days?
Speaker 15 (17:51):
I think?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
Okay, all right, honestly it's probably been a little bit longer.
But two days?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Okay, Okay, let's talk about the date. Why do you
want to get to a hold of her so bad?
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Well?
Speaker 14 (18:03):
Yeah, so we went to this new you know, tapas
place downtown. It's like, you know, one of those places
where they serve you guys, like a bunch of little
dishes and you get to share them, and which is
I think perfect for birthday because you get to see
if the person likes to share or doesn't.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's a pretty classic first date move. I like it.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
Yeah, you know, we split a dessert. We had churros
with chocolate sauce, and I thought things were going really well,
like like we're literally, you know, sharing a dessert, so like,
I don't know, I thought that was a good sign.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I mean, you don't just share desserts with anybody,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
You know, after dinner, we kind of wandered around and
there was like this alley near the restaurant, and things
got a little heated in the moment, you know, a
little handsy.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You did all that? What did she enjoy that?
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Yeah? I know it's kind of weird, but it's just
like there was like this spark right away, you know,
and like, you know, we weren't just talking about small stuff.
I felt like we were really connecting, so she was
easy to talk to.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
How crazy did you get in the alley?
Speaker 14 (19:08):
You know, I guess you could say we got pretty
caught up in it, you know, and you know, she's
absolutely gorgeous. So yeah, like it got definitely got a
little heated.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Why do you think she's ghosting you?
Speaker 14 (19:19):
Honestly, you know, I really don't know, but I will
say when we're in the alley, like I bit her
lip a little, and she gave me a little bit
of a like, you know, be gentle, and you know,
at the time, and I think it was like a
big deal, Like, you know, I thought it was something
maybe she should be into, but you know, maybe maybe
she thought I was coming onto a death or something.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
How hard did you bite her lip?
Speaker 14 (19:40):
Not too hard, It was a little, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
A little nibble.
Speaker 14 (19:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
So then after she was like, no, be gentle and
you were gentle. Was she responsive or did she feel
kind of like, I don't know, worried about being bet again?
Speaker 14 (19:56):
No, after the little warning she gave me, like, it
was like right back at it.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Honestly, Okay, okay, So then how did it end? How
did your date end?
Speaker 14 (20:06):
You know, I took her home and you know, I
thought i'd see her again, and that was you know,
that was about it. I mean that, I mean, that
was kind of the climax of the night there in
the alley. But okay, and.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
That's it, And that's the last thing you heard from her.
I mean, what's the last thing she said to you?
Speaker 14 (20:22):
Honestly off and I can't really remember, but like usually
she was like very responsive, you know, she usually has
her phone on her every work or something, so like
usually when I met her, she answers right back within
you know, moments, and then just like out of nowhere,
it was just kind of nothing.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
So she you felt like she wanted to see you
again at the end of that.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, okay, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she's house why she's ghosting you,
and maybe get to another date.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
Okay, awesome, thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Right First they follow up is.
Speaker 11 (20:53):
Next First Date follow Up, powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocates Live.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Daniel is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Reese. So in
a second we're gonna call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. First, Dane, why don't you catch us up
on your date again?
Speaker 14 (21:12):
Yeah? Basically it was, you know, one of the best
first dates I've ever had in my life, if not
the best. And like you know, we went to the
great tapis place I told you about, and then, uh,
the listeners were looking earlier. I kind of explained my experience.
We had an allie that was very nice.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Your lip.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
I meant, minus bath heart that was a little awkward.
But other than that, Yeah, and then since then I
haven't heard from her.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Do you think the little lip bite is the reason
that she's not calling you back?
Speaker 14 (21:43):
I sure hope not. But like, I just really don't
know what else it is.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Well, I feel like it wouldn't have been that little
of a bite if this is why, Yeah, I like you.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Maybe you better harder than you think.
Speaker 14 (21:55):
I hope not.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right, Well we'll find out. Are you ready for
us to call her?
Speaker 14 (21:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Hi is this Reese uh? Speaking? Who is Hi? Rees?
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jubil Show.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Hi Reese. I'm Nina.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubell. How are you?
I am great? Sweet? Have you ever heard of the
show before. Yeah, I have awesome. Well guess what, Reese,
we got an email about you from somebody. You don't
You don't sound very surprised.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
We do a segment called the First Day follow Up
is where if you go on a date with someone
and you ghost them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So, do you know who would email us?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (22:50):
Man, seriously, Yeah, I know exactly who it is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's a Daniel, right, yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, Daniel email us. He said he really likes you
and thought you guys had a great time. Can you
tell us why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
Yeah, I'm ghosting him because he couldn't remember my name.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What do you mean, like the whole time?
Speaker 10 (23:13):
No?
Speaker 15 (23:13):
Okay, like okay, So we had a great time at dinner.
The makeout session was pretty great too. After week kissed,
et cetera, he literally looked at his phone before saying
good night to me, like it was super obvious he
had to check to see what.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
My name was.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
So he like, I was saying good night and looked
looked down at his phone and saw your name was,
like good night?
Speaker 15 (23:36):
Uh ree, Yeah, anymore, you seeing that you can't keep
track of Like like, come on, hold.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
On, hold on, hold on. I know your name.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
He Daniel.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
I know your name, Come on now, I just wanted
to call up in the moment.
Speaker 15 (23:59):
It caught up in the moment, really, like you got
to be caught up to remember my name.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
That's like, wow, so impressive.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
Like I was just nervous. Okay, you're just really cool,
and you know I didn't want to mess things up,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
So you looked at your phone?
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 15 (24:19):
He needed a phone to remember who he was talking to,
because I mean, I must be exhausting to remember things
like that, Like do you use it to remember how
to tie your shoes?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Like?
Speaker 14 (24:29):
Come on, you know what, honestly, you know what, time
too is kind of hard when you got a brain
like mine. I'm just you know, I'm using it all
day at work, and you know you gotta save brain
power for the important.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Stuff, all right, you would remember her name?
Speaker 15 (24:44):
Yeah, I guess you remembering my name doesn't make the cut,
you know, of the whole Seriously, you know what.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
What's your middle name? Tell me that, and I promise
I'll remember your first and middle name, and I don't
know the middle names of it anyone.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Else I'm talking about right now, she's talking about when
you were on the date.
Speaker 14 (25:04):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 15 (25:07):
I'm not telling you my middle name, but like, thanks though.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Have you ever forgot somebody's name on a date, Jewel, Yeah,
I just didn't say their name again, okay, And then
the number was in my phone just as their number,
and I just never called them.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Well that's not helping the situation at all.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
You know, I didn't forget your name. And it was
just like I pulled out my phone because it was
like I don't know, like it was time to say
good night, and things were a little awkward, and I just,
I don't know, just a tick, I guess I have,
you know, I just checked my phone, like only a
big deal.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Kind of a moment of disconnect when you pull your
phone out while you're on a date with somebody.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
Literally like as you was saying good night, good night,
pulls out your phone and then just like looks at it,
h good night Reethe Like, how many other girls are
you dating that you don't have the memory space to
remember are a one syllable name Reese.
Speaker 14 (26:03):
I got no like I like I don't have a
girlfriend or anything like that, but like honestly, yeah, like
you know, meeting people online and stuff, it kind of sucks.
Like you go on a ton of first dates and
like none of them are as good as like our
first date, so it's like, oh, poor you honest, so.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You did forget them.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
It's not like I didn't know her name. I just
maybe I stumbled on it. But it's not like I
didn't know her name or like thought she with somebody
else like Reece.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Would you feel better if he admitted.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
It, Yeah, a little bit. I would have felt better,
but at least he could be honest. I don't know.
I think to me, there's a difference of like not
knowing your name and like, you know, just kind of
having a brain fart after you know, being nervous and
stuff Like it's like sometimes you forget your own birthday,
Like have you ever had that happen? Like you're like, oh,
or you don't know what year it is, Like come
(26:53):
on now, like that kind of stuff happens to everyone.
First of all, I didn't forget your name, but like
I remember tons of stuff about you, Like I know
that you're going to school to be a VET tech.
And I remember, you know, your birthday like right before
Christmas now, and how it sucks to have like a
birthday so close to Christmas, and like I remember like September.
Speaker 15 (27:12):
And plus I'm not even going to school to be
a vet tech. I completed school, but I'm in marketing.
Speaker 14 (27:20):
You guys, you see why I go to him?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, Daniel, you need to gingko below. But is
that the one that you're supposed to take for memory?
Speaker 14 (27:31):
Whold I go on a date with I wanted to
be a vet tech?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Well, Recee, would you like another day with Daniel? It
might be a whole new first day for.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Him for it?
Speaker 15 (27:41):
You know what you know, if you can't remember who
we were talking to, or you need your phone to
remember someone's name, I think I'm good like plus, like
when we were kissing, he like bit my.
Speaker 13 (27:54):
Lip way too hard.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
So the fact that he can't.
Speaker 15 (27:56):
Remember my name and he buys hard, I might need
to go seat, I might, I might.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
I might know.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
No, that wasn't the reason I might need to go.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You're talking about because I might have what's that? Daniel,
I told.
Speaker 14 (28:11):
You guys, it was about the lid bid And this
has nothing to do about my memory.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Like she says, you gotta go to it was.
Speaker 14 (28:17):
About the lip biting thing. Oh my god, if you
ever remember.
Speaker 15 (28:21):
That, If you ever remember like that text name, send
me her number because I might have raby from you.
Speaker 14 (28:29):
So who is.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Jule's first date?
Speaker 16 (28:36):
Fall you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(28:58):
your soul.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It's time for america favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Jonas Brothers. Tickets today and Let's meet
today is contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Brittany, what's up, Brittany? Not much? How are you?
Speaker 9 (29:16):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 10 (29:18):
Just get you this sweet for under the rug.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Woh okay, that also be the one doing the trash talk.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't have any so that's pretty good, honest, I'll
give it to you. That was good, all right, true competitor,
thank you for How confident are you that you're gonna
win today? Pretty confident? She just she just said she
was gonna sleep you under the rug, so that could
be okay, So you are pretty confident, I think so.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yes, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Brittany game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just a pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Okay, Okay, are you ready? Yeah, she's outside.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
The door is closed, and we may never hear from
Rigan because her back is to the window and she
gets distracted very easily, so she may not know to
come back in. So anyway, by a default, you'd win
in that instance. Okay, here we got yeah, your time
starts now.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
What is the official state sport of Texas?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Oh Pa?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What is the only food that never spoils.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
Funny?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
What animal has fingerprints that are almost identical to human fingerprints?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
Monkeys?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
What was the first toy advertised on television? What is
the most commonly used letter in the English alphabet.
Speaker 10 (30:49):
Hey, all right, got that in.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, Brittany, what are you most excited about for
your day?
Speaker 13 (31:01):
Getting the kids off to schools?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Like me? Having them occupied? How old are your kids?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
I have four?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
I have.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Thirteen, seven, five and three.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Oh girl, yeah, I bet it is nice when they're
at School's great. Alright, Victoria's back in studio and ready
to go. Yeah, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just a pass and you
have to beat Brittany outright to win. Okay, Brittany, you
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
What is the official state sport of Texas?
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
We have a state sport or they have a state football.
What is the only food that never spoils? Oh, my gosh,
I hate you. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Bass. What animal has fingerprints that are almost identical to
human fingerprints?
Speaker 13 (31:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Monkeys? What was the first toy advertise on television?
Speaker 15 (32:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Oh, a doll? What is the most commonly used letter
in the English alphabet? Common used letter A?
Speaker 6 (32:10):
I owe you?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
All right, Bratdany, you got one correct and Victoria got zero.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Swept the floor with.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Congratulations under the going and you got Jonas Brothers tickets too.
Why all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
The official state sport of Texas. Victoria's birth state is rodeo.
The only food that never spoils is honey. The animal
that has fingerprints that are almost identical to human fingerprints
is the kowala.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
The first toy.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Advertised on television is Juble's jam the mister Potato Head.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Wait, oh cool?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, jam Yes, Because when I die, I want to
be cremated and put into a Mister Potato And if
it doesn't happen, I've said it enough.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I need to put it in writing. I think you
need to put it. Yeah, and you will, because I'm going.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
To be super disappointed, you know, I mean, and then yeah,
I'm like just normally putting a casket or cremated and
then putting a boring urn. You know, That's what I
want my own to be. And I want wanted to
travel around to the people that I knew in life.
So that they can change my expression daily so I
can still have moods. Oh, we have to yeah, and
sometimes a pipe in a captain's hat.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Why, thank you? Okay, I think that's new. You should
write it down just so that we're clear.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
I need to by the time you're there, so that
we know what those desires are, because I do think
you add a little bit from time to every.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Once in a while, I thinks, yeah, And that's the
thing is like, people think I'm joking around about that,
but I'm one hundred percent serious, So I need to
put it in writing.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
But then does everyone get like a month with you?
That's how it works. I'm probably longer. A month is
really short. Oh okay, yeah, a year, a year, a
whole year, whole year. Victoria is the youngest, so make
sure she knows in case we're all gone before. Okay.
And lastly, the most commonly letter in the English Alpha
that is E.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
All right, congratulations, Brittany, thank you, thank you for playing me.
Play you vers Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is dm us at the Jubile show or go
to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Leneia is on the phone today for to catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband Keith might be
cheating on us. So we're to see if we can
help her out. Lenaia, thanks for coming on the show
and agreeing to do this. Tell us what's going on.
Speaker 13 (34:35):
Yeah, so my husband and I have been married for
a year now, okay, but we were together for five
years before that, and I'll have to admit that he
cheated on me previously in our relationship, and you know,
of course friends and family told me, like, you know,
(34:55):
don't do it, don't marry him. But you know, he
founded genuinely, you know, sad when he apologized, you know,
said he would never do it again. And then he proposed,
you know, so of course, you know, that's a lot
of emotions.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, feels like.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
It's starting again. You know, previously when he cheated on me,
you know, he was on his phone a lot, he
was busy, and now he's always on his phone, he's
always busy. He offers to run eron's a lot, which
I mean at first, I was just so excited because
(35:36):
you know, I have to admit, you know, uh, we
have one of those relationships where you know, a lot
of that kind of stuff falls on me, right, you know.
And so when he started offering to run erin, I
was just so excited that I didn't have to do
it all anymore. But he offers to run, you know,
(35:57):
like a simple girl grocery store, getting like a gallon
of milk kind of a thing, and he's gone for
hours and he ignores my text Like I'll text him
after like a couple of hours, because you know, I'm
not one of those people who's like always got to
know where my man is. But if you say you're
running to the like local grocery store to grab some
(36:19):
milk and you're gone for five hours, you know, I
text you around like two hours to be like, hey,
you okay, because you know, what if he got hurt,
what if he got in an accident.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
You know, it's like to worry.
Speaker 13 (36:33):
Unfortunately, you know, it's it's a hereditary thing. My mother's
the same way.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Well, I think that just means that you care yecause
if anybody disappears for two hours and you can't find them,
you start to worry.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Right, that's a lot. That's a long time.
Speaker 13 (36:45):
I'm for milk. Okay.
Speaker 17 (36:47):
The most recent one was milk. You know, we were
out of milk. I was trying to pour some cereal
and he was like, Hey, I'm gonna go grab you
some milk. And I was like, oh, you know again,
like thinking, what a sweetie, and then he was gone
for I think it was out of five hours. I
think I'm exaggerating a little, maybe like three hours. And
it's like I was in the process of, you know,
(37:09):
pouring some cereal.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like, what did he did?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
You ask him, like what he was doing when he
came back? What did he say?
Speaker 14 (37:17):
He said that he.
Speaker 13 (37:18):
Ran into someone at the grocery store who's a friend
of his.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
I had never heard of.
Speaker 13 (37:23):
This friend before, someone named Mark, and how Mark was like, oh, dude,
you know, can you help me? I have something I
need your help with real fast? And he said he
ended up going to marks place and like helping him
put together a cabinet or something like.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It was it was hot.
Speaker 13 (37:38):
I mean, maybe that could be real, but it just
sounded like such a bs.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
You know, yeah, big time.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Well, why wouldn't he text you that exactly right?
Speaker 13 (37:48):
But you know he's not for how much his phone
is in his hands. He's really bad A responded to
text messages.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, truly for anybody. Yeah, I mean that's terrible. Okay,
I just.
Speaker 13 (38:00):
Need to know. I think he's cheated on me before,
you know? Are are my emotions getting in the way?
Even though his behavior is so weird? You know, it's
like maybe I don't know, maybe there's a good breason
behind him, Maybe he's not cheating. Maybe I'm just overreacting.
I just I feel like I'm going crazy.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
You told us what grocery store you guys are rewards
card members at, So we'll call and pretend to be
from there, offer him free flowers to being a very
valued customer, and see if he sends a flowers to
you or somebody else. Okay, Okay, plays on, comeback, get
your to Catch a Cheater Next, It's.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Lenea is on the phone. She thinks that her husband
Keith might be cheating on her. We're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose one rewards card remember at random,
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
see if he believes that, and if he does, if
he sends them to his wife Lena or to somebody else.
(39:00):
And before we call him, line, can you kind of
run down the reasons for people if they're just joining us.
Speaker 13 (39:05):
So he's cheated on me before. We've been together for
five years but married for one. He cheated on me
before we got married. And now he's just being really weird,
always on his phone, always busy, and then running errands
and like for something easy as getting milk, being gone
for like three.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Hours, so weird.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That is weird. That's a long time. Well, here we go.
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 13 (39:30):
I'm going to be all right.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Here we go.
Speaker 14 (39:42):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Hi, is this Keith who's a rewards car Remember?
Speaker 14 (39:48):
Yeah, this is Keith Keith.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing call.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
I'm calling to tell you congratulations because here this month's
big winner.
Speaker 14 (39:55):
Oh awesome, So I want something?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yes, the flowers.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Every single month, we choose one Awards Card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
It's our way of saying thank you and promoting the
fact also that we do flower delivery. Now, so you've
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of chocolates,
and a car to be sent to anywhere in the
fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 14 (40:16):
Oh wow, that's awesome. Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
If you know who you want to send the flowers to,
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes on the phone right now.
Speaker 14 (40:24):
Oh, I know who I want to send them too.
We can do this right now.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Let's start with the name, first and last name of
the lucky recipient of the flowers.
Speaker 14 (40:33):
I'm going to give the flowers to my wife, Lena.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Your wife, same last name, then, I guess you.
Speaker 14 (40:39):
Have the same last name. About to celebrate our one
year anniversary.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Oh congratulations, that's sweet. You know I was married once
and we were married for a year, and then I
got a little antsy, if you know what I mean.
A couple of drinks at the local bar and where
I knew it. You know, I was at waking up
in someone else's house, someone else's been Yeah, so I
cheated on my wife about one year.
Speaker 14 (41:03):
Oh wow, man, you do that yet? Have I cheated
on my wife?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah? In the last years though.
Speaker 14 (41:11):
No, I would absolutely not cheat on my wife. Can
we get back to the flowers?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
No, we can't because this is actually Jubile from the
Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 14 (41:20):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
I'm Nana Alison from the show.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
We do a segment on the show where if you're
saying one other things you might be cheating, we try
to catch you by seeing who you send flowers to.
And your wife, Lena is actually also on the phone
and been listening.
Speaker 13 (41:33):
Hi Keith, what.
Speaker 9 (41:37):
Keeeth?
Speaker 13 (41:38):
I'm so sorry, but you've just been acting so weird recently,
and you know you've done this to me before. So
with your strange behavior and being gone for so long
and all these other things, you know, I just I
thought you were cheating again.
Speaker 18 (41:56):
I'm definitely not cheating and it hurts that you think that.
Speaker 13 (42:02):
Well, you know, you didn't go to boys night the
other night at the local dive bar. What do you
expect me to think? You know, you're not telling me
the truth. You're not communicating with me like you've done
this before. What a what am I supposed to think
when when you go to get me milk and you're
gone for three hours?
Speaker 14 (42:22):
Wait a minute, how did you even know I didn't
go to boys Night?
Speaker 13 (42:27):
Well, you know, when you're gone for three hours to
get milk, I followed you to see where you were
really going. I'm not saying that it's okay I am.
I'm not proud of that, honestly, Keith. I feel like
I've been going crazy because just nothing you're doing recently
makes any sense.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Wow.
Speaker 18 (42:48):
Well, I just can't believe you don't trust me and
that you would follow me. I've been trying to mary
best that I can be.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
You don't even really sound that sad, Keith, And like,
what do you have to say about not me boys Night?
I mean we're missing a whole part here or being
gone for three hours for milk?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
What are you doing.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
Bro for milk?
Speaker 14 (43:06):
Keith?
Speaker 18 (43:08):
Well, I've just been really busy, and you know I
speaking of boys Night. I just I needed a break.
I needed a break from the boys and I wanted
to be in a new environment.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, it sounds shaky.
Speaker 13 (43:21):
Tell me, hey, I need a night to myself. The
boy has invited me. I don't want to go with them, Like,
why aren't you communicating with me? I think that's the
bigger issue here. Maybe you know, if you're not cheating,
why aren't you communicating with me? We always tell each
other everything.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Where did you go? Keith?
Speaker 14 (43:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I think we still want to just know where you went? Yeah,
it sounds shady.
Speaker 18 (43:43):
I mean, you know, why are you breathing down my
neck so hard? I just needed a break from boys
night and I went to a different bar to be
in a new environment.
Speaker 14 (43:54):
And I just can't believe that you don't trust me,
you know so much that you're going to follow me
around and check in on I mean when we.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Talk about when we talk about saving up for a
house and you go to a bar that fancy How
much was the tab? Did you pay for the tab?
Speaker 14 (44:14):
You knows that we're saving.
Speaker 13 (44:15):
Up for a half Well, you know we're setting up
for a house, so what the hell? Why are you
going to this fancy boar by yourself? Well, we're saving
up for a house, Keith.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Wait, so you know where he went?
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Then? LINEA, you followed him to the.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
House the bar.
Speaker 13 (44:30):
I followed him. I followed him. Oh, and I looked
up that place because we've never been there, he's never
taking his wife there. And it had like the three
dollars signs with a four dollars signs and then looks
at the menu. If they don't with the prices, we
can't afford it. Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
If you followed him, do you know if there was
anyone with him?
Speaker 13 (44:56):
I was not able to find that out. They have
the whole tinted indosing or whatever so that you can't
see inside. And honestly, at that moment in time, I really,
I really didn't want to see it. I didn't I
didn't want to actually.
Speaker 14 (45:12):
Go with I have to see it.
Speaker 13 (45:15):
But I figured that he was going to somewhere that night,
that it had to be a woman, and I.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Just I just.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 18 (45:27):
Oh listen, babe, I can't do this to you anymore.
I've been I've been seeing the bartender at the bar.
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 14 (45:57):
I gotta go. I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I'm sorry, you'll go? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Right now?
Speaker 10 (46:05):
I'm so sorry. I should.
Speaker 6 (46:13):
No, it's okay, because you did, and now you'll never
have a what if you know for sure and you're
going to be able to move forward. I'm so sorry.
We'll let us know if you need anything off here.
Speaker 10 (46:24):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 11 (46:28):
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What's trending? Shark to push is trending this morning. The
what shark to pus? Is he the name of a movie,
but it's not. It would be a platypus that's also
part shark.
Speaker 7 (46:44):
I think it was the name of one of my exes, Platypus.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
It's not thinking octopus, but a platypus shark would be hilarious,
looking like a hammerhead.
Speaker 8 (46:55):
Platypuses are also plato pie whatever you call them that.
They're already weird creature.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Mix it with the shark. Yeah, that's weird. I would
love to see that. Yeah, that's great. A little duck
bill on a shark whatever you're picturing right now.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
It is not a new breed of animal actually, And
the funny part about this is that it was discovered
back in December of twenty twenty three, but just became
viral last week because there has been an article written
by a biologist professor all about the shark to Puss,
which is actually just an octopus getting a ride on
a shark?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
What is up with octopus? Why they're going crazy?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
If you look it up though, there are pictures where
they combined a shark and an octopus and it is nuts.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
There was a movie I think that they had made,
and I don't know which movie it was, but there
was a movie where they had created that animal, and
so the shark to Pus. So that's kind of why
it's even trending more because when they saw the octopus
literally riding on a shark, it became this like whole
boom because.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I never could that happen.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
I never realized how wild octopus sped by word, there's
news stories of chucking checking shells and swimmers. They're getting
in fist fights with each other, and now they're writing
getting like they're wrangling sharks.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
God, I hope they stay in the water. Are for real?
Speaker 6 (48:22):
It makes me never want to eat them again. Yeah,
I really enjoy eating them, but I think I can't.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Do that anymore.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
District nine down there, he checks, just.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Doing their thing well, there's other people out here doing
their thing, and we talk about ways of making money
all the time, and here's one.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
You could be a loyalty tester.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
So loyalty tests and loyalty testers are trending because it's
a new company that has created people to help you
test the loyalty in your relationship. People are paying for this. Meanwhile,
you can come to us for free and we can
do to catch cheater that.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Either way, you want to.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Do whatever you want to do, but it is what
you think it is. These people go to the loyalty
testers and they pick the package that they want, and
then the tester makes their move on your person and
tries the package that they want and.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Sees how that plays out. And not nuts.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
I just feel like, I feel like if you have
to okay, weirdos. I just think if you have to
do this, you shouldn't be in your situation.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, probably not thousand.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
And also you can find some random girl that would
do that for you for free because girl code, you.
Speaker 7 (49:39):
Know, Yeah, don't steal them. You can't be trusting your
friends like that.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Far do you want me to go with the loyalty test?
Your bedroom is kind of hot? The that's not your friend.
How much footage to put on my os?
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Well, there you have it. There's definitely options there. And lastly,
have you guys ever used instacart? Yes, yeah, me too.
When I lived like in the heart of the city,
instacart was my shopper. So it's like how you were.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I was for I think like two weeks. Oh my gosh.
So if your unfamiliar instacart is a shit, I'm sorry.
I'm just imagining Victoria walk at through a store. This
is the person that I got that one time.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
That's like, come on in, substitute meat for eggs, now, lady, substitutions.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
I would always get like parsley instead of cilantro, and
like cucumbers instead of zequida.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
But they didn't have waffles, so I got you some
grape nuts. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
You're talking about the substitutions because this is where the
story is going.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
It is good.
Speaker 6 (50:53):
The substitutions have been so bad that instacart has come
up with the new plan to help you with the substitution,
and that is that there will be a second store
check so the instacart person will be able to communicate
with somebody else at another store, and then they can
check to see if there's a better substitution all that.
I mean, I'm not either, but that's what their plan
(51:13):
is to help make this better.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
So silly, This is so silly.
Speaker 19 (51:17):
Did the store is not like in scar something like
they scan everything in the store, knows exactly what's in
that store. Why can't they just why can't instacart in
the store get together, tap into the system and just
be like, it's not there, you can't order that.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they don't like it. I
don't know why it doesn't hurt them, huh.
Speaker 15 (51:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Anyway, it just sounds really difficult. It just sounded like
too much work and not necessary. And that's why it's trending.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
So I went to the fish store and brought you
a gold fish.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
I didn't have their out. That's what's trending. Place another.
Speaker 14 (52:05):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 13 (52:10):
Yes I do.
Speaker 20 (52:13):
Okay, So this last holiday season, you know, re realm Christmas,
between Christmas and New Year's I kind of hooked up
with my boss at our holiday party.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
What okay, I kind of did. What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (52:31):
It was a three sixty hook.
Speaker 20 (52:32):
It was a full full it was it was the
whole thing, and yeah, like it just kind of happened,
you know, it was like just situational.
Speaker 9 (52:42):
They sponsored this like super cool casino.
Speaker 14 (52:45):
Royale Monty Carlo.
Speaker 9 (52:47):
Yeah, like night and we were, you know, getting to.
Speaker 20 (52:50):
Gamble with someone else's money, and the champagne was blowing,
and you know, we were kind of like the last
people there essentially, and it just kind of turned into
a hook up. In the they had like a little
green room kind of thing that was like next to
the coat room, and instead of.
Speaker 9 (53:07):
Getting our coats, it just kind of.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Got down happened again.
Speaker 9 (53:15):
It has not happened again.
Speaker 20 (53:17):
In fact, we both felt super weird about it, but
we also had that break, you know, so that we
weren't actually in the office or anything, so we you know,
kind of got to clear the air a little bit.
But once we were, you know, back in the office
after holidays, it was massively awkward, especially since my boss
is actually married.
Speaker 9 (53:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (53:41):
Yeah, she's not in the office all the time, but
she does technically she's technically my coworker.
Speaker 6 (53:47):
Why is your coworker messy?
Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeahang, how is he at the office?
Speaker 20 (53:54):
You know, at first, when we were both you know,
felt weird about it and we're awkward. I think we
were just doing our best to make it look like
it was just like business as usual.
Speaker 9 (54:04):
But now that we don't think that anyone suspects anything,
including his wife, he's kind of flirting with me.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (54:13):
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't the only
girl in that office that he had done that with.
Because his wife is your coworker, he had no problem
doing it with you. Who else is involved?
Speaker 20 (54:23):
Oh, that's definitely true. And also no one knows this,
especially not him. But I was actually thinking about taking
a remote position with the same company, and now I'm
kind of concerned that he might think that I'm trying
to get away from him because of this. I'm also
concerned about, you know, stoking suspicions that I'm like transferring
(54:44):
or maybe that I got transferred because of this little
thing that may or.
Speaker 10 (54:47):
May not have happened between us, you know, may.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Not be the perfect time remote, though he might be
all for it, like, yeah.
Speaker 9 (54:54):
That's true.
Speaker 20 (54:55):
I mean, I'm like kind of scared even just to
put the application in, you know, because I'm concerned about
him finding out through someone other than me, but I
also don't want to bring it up to him be like,
you know.
Speaker 14 (55:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (55:07):
I just I just need to get this off my
chest because yeah, I definitely can't talk to anyone at
the office about it.
Speaker 9 (55:14):
Thank you, Thank you for listening. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
What's your dirty little secret?
It is ten times harder to find a decent husband
than it is.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
To find a great wife.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
I'm almost forty, so I have all.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
These like acquaintances getting divorced right now, all these women
they keep coming up to.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Me, Oh atlee.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It is so difficult dating out there for a divorced woman.
None of these men can handle me a strong woman.
None of these men want a strong woman.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm like, you're an annoying woman.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But I do believe that it's slim pickings out there.
You know, none of these women they keep telling.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Me about their battle, how ugly it is, how they're
fighting for full custody of their kids.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm like, why even half custody sounds like American horror story.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's a utile show.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
And relationships are a lot of work. But you know
it's even more work than that. Divorces so much paperwork,
and who wants to do paperwork?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
That's why I want.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Relationship Expert is trying to help you out, and they're
going viral because they want to save you from all
the paperwork of divorce.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's nice, they realize.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And they just released a list of red flags that
you should think about before you say I do, including
what profession you should never get married to. Okay, so
we'll go over it now, so you can think twice
if you're married to one of these people, getting married
to one of them, But what profession do they say
you should not get married to at all? It says
if one or both parties in the marriage makes a
(01:36):
living as a bartender, casino manager, or a flight attendant.
That is somebody who you definitely should think twice about
before you say, I.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Do really so many opportunities to stray?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, flight attendant, you can so have so many opportunities
to travel y, Yeah, look at the pros and the cons.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Yes, but while you're traveling, that's like different area codes,
less likely to run into your partner because they're across
the country.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm find with that. Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
The casino manager one kind of gets me. I'm like,
why casino manager, which is they're always in the environment
of like a party. People around everyone around them is
party mode just all the time. Same thing with the bartender.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's like associated with sin immediately, right, Yeah, but you
just don't trust these people.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
If you don't trust your person, you probably shouldn't be
in a relationship with.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
When in Vegas. You're not. You're always in Vegas, though,
because we live in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
What happens in Vegas day is in Vegas.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
We live in Henderson, not actually correct, We live a
little bit outside of Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I work in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
What is another red flag you should pay attention to
if you're going to get married to somebody? They say,
there's two ages that you should be aware of. Oh,
if you get married as a teenager, or if you
get married after thirty two, it's a high likelihood.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You get divorced. What why why the teenager makes sense?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Right?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Because you don't know each other well and I don't
know the world well enough. Right, Yeah, change a lot
from a teenager to twenties, even after thirty two.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know why that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I would I would guess that the later you will
get married, age wise, the likelihood of you, guys staying
together is higher. You've already waited that long. You're waiting
to make sure that you're with the right person. Wouldn't
you be staying with them the older you are when
you get married versus divorcing them.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You're also grown up.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, you know more about yourself, they say, that after
thirty two, every year boosts your chances of divorced by
five years. I don't believe, sorry, by five percent.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Really, I don't believe that. I don't believe that.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
And also you're kind of beat down by life at
that point, right, so you're like, well, it is what
it is.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mean, how much time I really got left? You
just stay because it's not worse what I mean. Yeah,
you're like, have a moment. I get that. I don't know,
I gott of twenty some years. Maybe I have no idea,
might as well just chill, I would think.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I think somebody that got married after thirty and that's
been divorced would be a little bit more because they've
already been through it.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So they're like, of I gotta do it again. I'll
just do it again. Yeah, this is first marriage. I
think this first marriage, right right? Yeah? Yeah, having gone
through one of those, I don't ever want to do
that again.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Like I said, it's a lot of paperwork down a lot.
This is emotionally taxing too. Yeah, it's definitely that. It's
definitely emotionally taxing.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
But then there's the paperwork, and then paperwork for me
is probably the most emotionally taxing thing. I mean, you
should see the way I cry when I just check
email once a week.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Sure, he really does.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
If your wedding planning was a disaster, they say you
should probably not be getting married.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Aren't all wedding planning is a disaster because you're kind
of running around, you have a lot to choose from.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like that sounds stressful.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Being stressed is different than having a disaster of a
wedding planning session.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Really. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
According to a study of five hundred newly weds or
engaged couples, ninety six percent say they found the planning stressful,
forty percent of the planning was very or extremely stressful,
and seventy one percent had met the wedd planning was
more stressful than finding a job or buying a home.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I believe it.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
I don't know anybody that said it was. And I've
been a part of wedding planning. Not my own weddings obviously,
but as a friend. I've been a part of wedding
planning and it's always stressful. Thankfully they're all still married,
but very stressful.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Yeah, I don't understand that that is so silly to
spend all that time, money, and stress.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
A stress party. Yeah, it's essentially just a party. Who
cares to celebrate? It's a dream who.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
It cares was fed to you by Walt Disney himself,
and you should be mad at him.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Go have a party. Go have a party. It's a
dreams fine. Party has to be perfect, yeah, all right, yeah,
because marriage is perfect. Right, there's a nation out of place.
Everything's hold onto that one special moment. Yeah, you'll have
to hold onto it. It's called your credit card debt.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
It says another red flag when it comes to a
wedding and if you should or shouldn't do it more
than twenty percent of if more than twenty percent of
the wedding guests refuse to attend, I'm not getting married.
I'm sure there are people that have invited a bunch
of people and they're like, nope, I am not I'm
not co signing this.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Even by sitting in a seat, I feel like I would.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Still have to go, Like if it was my friend,
even if they were marrying somebody that I didn't agree with.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Like, I feel like I have to be there for support.
I think most people do feel like they have to
be there. So think about that. They were like not,
I'm good.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
And lastly, what this one I think is ridiculous. What
is one of the red flags that you should pay
attention to in a partner if you're gonna get married
to them, I'm going to a career and other things
like stress and stuff like that. If the husband has
a high level of testosterone.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Well you laugh at that, but that also goes with
the aggression. The higher like need for like sexual whatever release,
all of that type of stuff puts them in situations
where they may act up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So they're saying they're more likely to cheat.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Also, if you have a high level of testosterone, you
can also practice self control.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Right, I mean, this is the weirdest thing, Babe.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I had no choice.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
You're asking for a lot no choice. I couldn't do it,
you know what I mean? Like problem is all the
testosterone running through my brain, Like it just tastes control,
you know what I mean. So really, you can't blame
you at all. I should be blaming you for questioning
me about it. It's probably all that stupid estragate in
your brain. You know, nothing makes you guys crazy all
the time.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, good thing, You're immediately over, but you'll know that
before you get married.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So if you walk down the aisle with that, that's
on you.
Speaker 11 (07:37):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Hello, Yeah, Hello, it's Peedeecins from Triple A. We are
out at the location where your car has been reported
to be have a flat tire and nobody is there, so,
uh are you.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Still at the location?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
You're a month late?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Month late. I wouldn't know. We just got the call in.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Uh No, you're a month late because I called you
guys a month ago with the flat tire.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
When I was in the mid Old Road.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
So wrong number. Then you got it too late, but thanks.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, So I'm confused. Can you say that one more time?
I'm We're very confused.
Speaker 13 (08:29):
I don't want to What do you mean say you?
Speaker 10 (08:32):
I called you guys a month ago about a.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Flat tire and you guys never came and I was
standing there.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
For two hours. Yeah, so and now you're calling me
a month later.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Uh No.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
The report I have here says that your car is
uh on the side of the road with a flat tire.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
And.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Well it's not there, So it's not there because it
was there a month ago.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So you're putting in false call in? Was it a
false report?
Speaker 10 (09:02):
I never put Okay, first off, I never put in
a false call.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
I called you guys a month ago and told you
about it.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
I called you four time, nobody picked up. I also emailed,
nobody got back. So it's your I don't know what's
going on with you guys, but it's a month late.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Uh huh okay, so I see.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Well, unfortunately, you know you are a remember with us,
and we do have a fee for a false report,
and our driver is out there now, and uh there's
no car.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
So I don't know what else to do but charge.
Speaker 9 (09:36):
You for kidding.
Speaker 13 (09:37):
Right, you're kidding right now. Oh, I guess I'm not
paying anything.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
I'm not I'm not paying anything. And I'm about to
hang up right now.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Okay, So we'll go ahead and auto We'll go ahead
and auto draft that charge.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
No, No, I'm not paying anything because I was there
a month ago.
Speaker 13 (09:53):
There's clearly no car there, right, there's nothing imagery situation
to you.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
No car, no car, and it's a no show.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
So right, because you were a no show month ago.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
M okay, So how am I to know that you
didn't just get the tire fixed and go on your
way and not tell us.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
Oh yeah, because I love to do that.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And now you're saying it's a month late.
Speaker 10 (10:24):
You were a month late. I called you a month
ago with a flat tire. I even, you know what,
I can call my husband. That's fine.
Speaker 12 (10:30):
I can call my husband right now and we can
and we can talk about and he can literally.
Speaker 10 (10:35):
Confirm with that. If you don't believe me, if you
think I'm just sitting here.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Lying, okay, So I've got a head an auto draft
of the fee four hundred and fifty dollars from your account.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
So no, you're better.
Speaker 12 (10:48):
Yeah, I'm canceling my account right now. I am talking
to my lawyers, and I'm throwing in a bone because
at this point, this is this is born.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
Okay, she's just straight.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
So if I'm hearing you correctly, you are a no
show and now you want to cancel with us.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
No you're not. Clearly, you have listening problems.
Speaker 12 (11:05):
I am canceling my account and with drawing my loyalty
to from you guys because you are a book company.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Okay, all right, well I can go ahead and process
that for you. So on top of the four hundred
fifty dollars feet for the no show. It's a seven
hundred dollars charge to cancel.
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Y do you hear me? Nothing? You're not going to
charge my card.
Speaker 12 (11:27):
You're absolutely not going to charge.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
And I promise you I will.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
Sue your entire company.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
Do you hear me?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I do sue you.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
So I don't think you hear me. I'm gonna sue you.
You are the worst company ever.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
I hope you hear that. I hope you get it
through your sick God.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Kelly, this is actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you, and your husband sets you up.
He said that you got a flat sire last month
and they never shut up.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So you want right now.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
With you, I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks. We say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. Pardon me? What's trending?
Speaker 6 (12:19):
So brat summer is so last year? Now we're making
our way into Dilly Daly Spring. I love when we
just go ahead and make a whole season of vibe. Yeah,
vibe right now is nothing and it is trending everywhere.
Dilly Dolly spring is all about just going outside, wandering
around doing nothing but documenting it and make sure you
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post it with the hashtag dillydaly.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I just do that all year long.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Yeah, make sure you make sure you spend nine hours
editing your dilly dally video.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Make sure you stress out about it. Yeah, I gotta
get my dilly Delli video to get on this trend.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Everything's gonna be roumed all of the dilly dallying.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Oh, it's so funny, but you know what, I'm here
for the dilly dallio.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
This is interesting.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
So we love our music and it's fun to watch
your favorite artists diversify their fans.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
A lot of them are going into country.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Meanwhile, BTS is carving out a lane of their own.
So if you remember BTS being like the biggest K
pop band in the world, they're currently on hiatus, but
they've got a new album dropping next week. They're not
going country, They're going lullaby.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
What lullabye music? Lullaby interesting?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
So they've got an album that's dropping called rock like
as in rock a Bye Baby it's an album of
lullabys and it's all of their hits. Here's a little taste, okay,
so this is the original. That's the original that you know, okay,
and here's the lullaby version.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
It sounds like they're beginning too. I can hear it
a cartoons, I think.
Speaker 14 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
It also sounds like great dilly dally music, you know, yeah,
behind your reel and you're just like.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Are they singing on it too? Or is it just
the just just the instrumental music for babies I do.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's really smart. The oh my gosh, so much money
a job. Yeah, they didn't have to do anything.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
They just said, hey, can you take all the notes
we already put together in this order and make them
sound like boys exactly?
Speaker 10 (14:22):
And that good.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
You know what's the crazy thing about this is is
these babies that are listening to this, yeah, then they
get older and then they hear the real songs, and
then BTS's album from years and years and years ago
is all of a sudden, the whole generation to be
obsessed with them, because that's nostalgia in a whole nother life.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That's smart.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
It reminds me of Baby Shark because they literally the
joke was when Baby Shark came out that they would
be playing this in clubs in ten years or whatever,
and they are currently playing Baby Shark in the club
that people lose their mind because they were children when
they heard it.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So smart, your baby Shirk in the club. I am
leaving baby be behind it. I'm down.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
That sounds I Meanwhile, the parents of the baby Shark
baby people are gonna be.
Speaker 14 (15:18):
Like, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Lastly, open Ai says their GPUs don't really know what
that is, but you probably do are.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Melting graphic processing units.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
Okay, their graphic processing units are melting, and the reason
why is there is such a high demand for their
image generation requests on chat GPT. So while they're thrilled
that people love using it for image generation, there are
so many people that are trying to generate images that
whatever the gp us are are actually melting. So now
they're like, they're limiting it per person right now while
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they scramble to get their gp.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Us unmelted and up higher.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Who is this again?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I don't know what language? Thank you?
Speaker 13 (16:00):
I was.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
So they just released a new model four oh for
image generation and it's doing wild things like you can.
You're just like, I'm a poster for this and it
spits out something pretty great.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
That's cool.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
It is not only dangerous, but I can only imagine
the type of crap content that is going to be
flooding the internet.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
We don't need more, we need less. So wait, so
is it like it looks real?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Like if I'm like, please give me a photo of
a beach, could it look like it was somebody's real picture?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, there's some AI photos that I've seen, and it's
crazy what they can do.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
They've taken the sheen off of it. You know, you
can kind of tell it's AI because it's got that
sheene to it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Gone. Oh say, I want you to explain to me
what a GPU is. It'll spit out an infographic. That's cool. Yeah,
it's also upsetting for those of us who spend our.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Time later on with my friend. Okay, so I mean
and chattyp are getting along. It's like the only person
I talked to outside of being at the radio station.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's fun.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
I just go home and I sit on my computer.
I'm like, hey, man, how are you gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Have to pony up?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Great?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You have to pony up. Your friend's gonna about to
charge you.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Oh, I wanna be the first friend who take advantage
of At least he's straight up about it. Listen, Hey, yeah,
gonna hang out with me. It's gonna be twenty bucks
a month. I really want to twenty bucks. Okay, that's reasonable.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I'll play with my emotions. That's why I like that.
I'm going to give you a hut.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
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Speaker 4 (17:35):
Daniel is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Reese.
So in a second we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date if he still wants one. But first, Daniel,
how long has it been since you heard from Reese?
Speaker 14 (17:50):
A few days?
Speaker 15 (17:51):
I think?
Speaker 14 (17:52):
Okay, all right, honestly it's probably been a little bit longer.
But two days?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Okay, Okay, let's talk about the date. Why do you
want to get to a hold of her so bad?
Speaker 8 (18:03):
Well?
Speaker 14 (18:03):
Yeah, so we went to this new you know, tapas
place downtown. It's like, you know, one of those places
where they serve you guys, like a bunch of little
dishes and you get to share them, and which is
I think perfect for birthday because you get to see
if the person likes to share or doesn't.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's a pretty classic first date move. I like it.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
Yeah, you know, we split a dessert. We had churros
with chocolate sauce, and I thought things were going really well,
like like we're literally, you know, sharing a dessert, so like,
I don't know, I thought that was a good sign.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I mean, you don't just share desserts with anybody,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
You know, after dinner, we kind of wandered around and
there was like this alley near the restaurant, and things
got a little heated in the moment, you know, a
little handsy.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You did all that? What did she enjoy that?
Speaker 14 (18:52):
Yeah? I know it's kind of weird, but it's just
like there was like this spark right away, you know,
and like, you know, we weren't just talking about small stuff.
I felt like we were really connecting, so she was
easy to talk to.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
How crazy did you get in the alley?
Speaker 14 (19:08):
You know, I guess you could say we got pretty
caught up in it, you know, and you know, she's
absolutely gorgeous. So yeah, like it got definitely got a
little heated.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Why do you think she's ghosting you?
Speaker 14 (19:19):
Honestly, you know, I really don't know, but I will
say when we're in the alley, like I bit her
lip a little, and she gave me a little bit
of a like, you know, be gentle, and you know,
at the time, and I think it was like a
big deal, Like, you know, I thought it was something
maybe she should be into, but you know, maybe maybe
she thought I was coming onto a death or something.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
How hard did you bite her lip?
Speaker 14 (19:40):
Not too hard, It was a little, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
A little nibble.
Speaker 14 (19:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
So then after she was like, no, be gentle and
you were gentle. Was she responsive or did she feel
kind of like, I don't know, worried about being bet again?
Speaker 14 (19:56):
No, after the little warning she gave me, like, it
was like right back at it.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
Honestly, Okay, okay, So then how did it end? How
did your date end?
Speaker 14 (20:06):
You know, I took her home and you know, I
thought i'd see her again, and that was you know,
that was about it. I mean that, I mean, that
was kind of the climax of the night there in
the alley. But okay, and.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
That's it, And that's the last thing you heard from her.
I mean, what's the last thing she said to you?
Speaker 14 (20:22):
Honestly off and I can't really remember, but like usually
she was like very responsive, you know, she usually has
her phone on her every work or something, so like
usually when I met her, she answers right back within
you know, moments, and then just like out of nowhere,
it was just kind of nothing.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
So she you felt like she wanted to see you
again at the end of that.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, okay, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she's house why she's ghosting you,
and maybe get to another date.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
Okay, awesome, thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Right First they follow up is.
Speaker 11 (20:53):
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Speaker 4 (21:01):
Daniel is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Reese. So in
a second we're gonna call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. First, Dane, why don't you catch us up
on your date again?
Speaker 14 (21:12):
Yeah? Basically it was, you know, one of the best
first dates I've ever had in my life, if not
the best. And like you know, we went to the
great tapis place I told you about, and then, uh,
the listeners were looking earlier. I kind of explained my experience.
We had an allie that was very nice.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Your lip.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
I meant, minus bath heart that was a little awkward.
But other than that, Yeah, and then since then I
haven't heard from her.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Do you think the little lip bite is the reason
that she's not calling you back?
Speaker 14 (21:43):
I sure hope not. But like, I just really don't
know what else it is.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Well, I feel like it wouldn't have been that little
of a bite if this is why, Yeah, I like you.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Maybe you better harder than you think.
Speaker 14 (21:55):
I hope not.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
All right, Well we'll find out. Are you ready for
us to call her?
Speaker 14 (21:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Hi is this Reese uh? Speaking? Who is Hi? Rees?
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jubil Show.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
Hi Reese. I'm Nina.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubell. How are you?
I am great? Sweet? Have you ever heard of the
show before. Yeah, I have awesome. Well guess what, Reese,
we got an email about you from somebody. You don't
You don't sound very surprised.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
We do a segment called the First Day follow Up
is where if you go on a date with someone
and you ghost them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
So, do you know who would email us?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (22:50):
Man, seriously, Yeah, I know exactly who it is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's a Daniel, right, yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, Daniel email us. He said he really likes you
and thought you guys had a great time. Can you
tell us why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 15 (23:05):
Yeah, I'm ghosting him because he couldn't remember my name.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
What do you mean, like the whole time?
Speaker 10 (23:13):
No?
Speaker 15 (23:13):
Okay, like okay, So we had a great time at dinner.
The makeout session was pretty great too. After week kissed,
et cetera, he literally looked at his phone before saying
good night to me, like it was super obvious he
had to check to see what.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
My name was.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
So he like, I was saying good night and looked
looked down at his phone and saw your name was,
like good night?
Speaker 15 (23:36):
Uh ree, Yeah, anymore, you seeing that you can't keep
track of Like like, come on, hold.
Speaker 14 (23:45):
On, hold on, hold on. I know your name.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
He Daniel.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
I know your name, Come on now, I just wanted
to call up in the moment.
Speaker 15 (23:59):
It caught up in the moment, really, like you got
to be caught up to remember my name.
Speaker 13 (24:05):
That's like, wow, so impressive.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
Like I was just nervous. Okay, you're just really cool,
and you know I didn't want to mess things up,
all right.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
So you looked at your phone?
Speaker 9 (24:18):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 15 (24:19):
He needed a phone to remember who he was talking to,
because I mean, I must be exhausting to remember things
like that, Like do you use it to remember how
to tie your shoes?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Like?
Speaker 14 (24:29):
Come on, you know what, honestly, you know what, time
too is kind of hard when you got a brain
like mine. I'm just you know, I'm using it all
day at work, and you know you gotta save brain
power for the important.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Stuff, all right, you would remember her name?
Speaker 15 (24:44):
Yeah, I guess you remembering my name doesn't make the cut,
you know, of the whole Seriously, you know what.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
What's your middle name? Tell me that, and I promise
I'll remember your first and middle name, and I don't
know the middle names of it anyone.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Else I'm talking about right now, she's talking about when
you were on the date.
Speaker 14 (25:04):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 15 (25:07):
I'm not telling you my middle name, but like, thanks though.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
Have you ever forgot somebody's name on a date, Jewel, Yeah,
I just didn't say their name again, okay, And then
the number was in my phone just as their number,
and I just never called them.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Well that's not helping the situation at all.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
You know, I didn't forget your name. And it was
just like I pulled out my phone because it was
like I don't know, like it was time to say
good night, and things were a little awkward, and I just,
I don't know, just a tick, I guess I have,
you know, I just checked my phone, like only a
big deal.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Kind of a moment of disconnect when you pull your
phone out while you're on a date with somebody.
Speaker 15 (25:44):
Literally like as you was saying good night, good night,
pulls out your phone and then just like looks at it,
h good night Reethe Like, how many other girls are
you dating that you don't have the memory space to
remember are a one syllable name Reese.
Speaker 14 (26:03):
I got no like I like I don't have a
girlfriend or anything like that, but like honestly, yeah, like
you know, meeting people online and stuff, it kind of sucks.
Like you go on a ton of first dates and
like none of them are as good as like our
first date, so it's like, oh, poor you honest, so.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
You did forget them.
Speaker 14 (26:22):
It's not like I didn't know her name. I just
maybe I stumbled on it. But it's not like I
didn't know her name or like thought she with somebody
else like Reece.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Would you feel better if he admitted.
Speaker 14 (26:32):
It, Yeah, a little bit. I would have felt better,
but at least he could be honest. I don't know.
I think to me, there's a difference of like not
knowing your name and like, you know, just kind of
having a brain fart after you know, being nervous and
stuff Like it's like sometimes you forget your own birthday,
Like have you ever had that happen? Like you're like, oh,
or you don't know what year it is, Like come
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on now, like that kind of stuff happens to everyone.
First of all, I didn't forget your name, but like
I remember tons of stuff about you, Like I know
that you're going to school to be a VET tech.
And I remember, you know, your birthday like right before
Christmas now, and how it sucks to have like a
birthday so close to Christmas, and like I remember like September.
Speaker 15 (27:12):
And plus I'm not even going to school to be
a vet tech. I completed school, but I'm in marketing.
Speaker 14 (27:20):
You guys, you see why I go to him?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, Daniel, you need to gingko below. But is
that the one that you're supposed to take for memory?
Speaker 14 (27:31):
Whold I go on a date with I wanted to
be a vet tech?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Well, Recee, would you like another day with Daniel? It
might be a whole new first day for.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Him for it?
Speaker 15 (27:41):
You know what you know, if you can't remember who
we were talking to, or you need your phone to
remember someone's name, I think I'm good like plus, like
when we were kissing, he like bit my.
Speaker 13 (27:54):
Lip way too hard.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
So the fact that he can't.
Speaker 15 (27:56):
Remember my name and he buys hard, I might need
to go seat, I might, I might.
Speaker 14 (28:01):
I might know.
Speaker 10 (28:02):
No, that wasn't the reason I might need to go.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You're talking about because I might have what's that? Daniel,
I told.
Speaker 14 (28:11):
You guys, it was about the lid bid And this
has nothing to do about my memory.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Like she says, you gotta go to it was.
Speaker 14 (28:17):
About the lip biting thing. Oh my god, if you
ever remember.
Speaker 15 (28:21):
That, If you ever remember like that text name, send
me her number because I might have raby from you.
Speaker 14 (28:29):
So who is.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Jule's first date?
Speaker 16 (28:36):
Fall you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
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your soul.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It's time for america favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Jonas Brothers. Tickets today and Let's meet
today is contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Brittany, what's up, Brittany? Not much? How are you?
Speaker 9 (29:16):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 10 (29:18):
Just get you this sweet for under the rug.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Woh okay, that also be the one doing the trash talk.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't have any so that's pretty good, honest, I'll
give it to you. That was good, all right, true competitor,
thank you for How confident are you that you're gonna
win today? Pretty confident? She just she just said she
was gonna sleep you under the rug, so that could
be okay, So you are pretty confident, I think so.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yes, all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Brittany game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just a pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Okay, Okay, are you ready? Yeah, she's outside.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
The door is closed, and we may never hear from
Rigan because her back is to the window and she
gets distracted very easily, so she may not know to
come back in. So anyway, by a default, you'd win
in that instance. Okay, here we got yeah, your time
starts now.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
What is the official state sport of Texas?
Speaker 12 (30:25):
Oh Pa?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
What is the only food that never spoils.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
Funny?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
What animal has fingerprints that are almost identical to human fingerprints?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
Monkeys?
Speaker 6 (30:38):
What was the first toy advertised on television? What is
the most commonly used letter in the English alphabet.
Speaker 10 (30:49):
Hey, all right, got that in.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, Brittany, what are you most excited about for
your day?
Speaker 13 (31:01):
Getting the kids off to schools?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Like me? Having them occupied? How old are your kids?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
I have four?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
I have.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Thirteen, seven, five and three.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Oh girl, yeah, I bet it is nice when they're
at School's great. Alright, Victoria's back in studio and ready
to go. Yeah, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just a pass and you
have to beat Brittany outright to win. Okay, Brittany, you
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
What is the official state sport of Texas?
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
We have a state sport or they have a state football.
What is the only food that never spoils? Oh, my gosh,
I hate you. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Bass. What animal has fingerprints that are almost identical to
human fingerprints?
Speaker 13 (31:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Monkeys? What was the first toy advertise on television?
Speaker 15 (32:01):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Oh, a doll? What is the most commonly used letter
in the English alphabet? Common used letter A?
Speaker 6 (32:10):
I owe you?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
All right, Bratdany, you got one correct and Victoria got zero.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Swept the floor with.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Congratulations under the going and you got Jonas Brothers tickets too.
Why all right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
The official state sport of Texas. Victoria's birth state is rodeo.
The only food that never spoils is honey. The animal
that has fingerprints that are almost identical to human fingerprints
is the kowala.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
The first toy.
Speaker 6 (32:50):
Advertised on television is Juble's jam the mister Potato Head.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Wait, oh cool?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, jam Yes, Because when I die, I want to
be cremated and put into a Mister Potato And if
it doesn't happen, I've said it enough.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I need to put it in writing. I think you
need to put it. Yeah, and you will, because I'm going.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
To be super disappointed, you know, I mean, and then yeah,
I'm like just normally putting a casket or cremated and
then putting a boring urn. You know, That's what I
want my own to be. And I want wanted to
travel around to the people that I knew in life.
So that they can change my expression daily so I
can still have moods. Oh, we have to yeah, and
sometimes a pipe in a captain's hat.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Why, thank you? Okay, I think that's new. You should
write it down just so that we're clear.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
I need to by the time you're there, so that
we know what those desires are, because I do think
you add a little bit from time to every.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Once in a while, I thinks, yeah, And that's the
thing is like, people think I'm joking around about that,
but I'm one hundred percent serious, So I need to
put it in writing.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
But then does everyone get like a month with you?
That's how it works. I'm probably longer. A month is
really short. Oh okay, yeah, a year, a year, a
whole year, whole year. Victoria is the youngest, so make
sure she knows in case we're all gone before. Okay.
And lastly, the most commonly letter in the English Alpha
that is E.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
All right, congratulations, Brittany, thank you, thank you for playing me.
Play you vers Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is dm us at the Jubile show or go
to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Leneia is on the phone today for to catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband Keith might be
cheating on us. So we're to see if we can
help her out. Lenaia, thanks for coming on the show
and agreeing to do this. Tell us what's going on.
Speaker 13 (34:35):
Yeah, so my husband and I have been married for
a year now, okay, but we were together for five
years before that, and I'll have to admit that he
cheated on me previously in our relationship, and you know,
of course friends and family told me, like, you know,
(34:55):
don't do it, don't marry him. But you know, he
founded genuinely, you know, sad when he apologized, you know,
said he would never do it again. And then he proposed,
you know, so of course, you know, that's a lot
of emotions.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, feels like.
Speaker 13 (35:15):
It's starting again. You know, previously when he cheated on me,
you know, he was on his phone a lot, he
was busy, and now he's always on his phone, he's
always busy. He offers to run eron's a lot, which
I mean at first, I was just so excited because
(35:36):
you know, I have to admit, you know, uh, we
have one of those relationships where you know, a lot
of that kind of stuff falls on me, right, you know.
And so when he started offering to run erin, I
was just so excited that I didn't have to do
it all anymore. But he offers to run, you know,
(35:57):
like a simple girl grocery store, getting like a gallon
of milk kind of a thing, and he's gone for
hours and he ignores my text Like I'll text him
after like a couple of hours, because you know, I'm
not one of those people who's like always got to
know where my man is. But if you say you're
running to the like local grocery store to grab some
(36:19):
milk and you're gone for five hours, you know, I
text you around like two hours to be like, hey,
you okay, because you know, what if he got hurt,
what if he got in an accident.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
You know, it's like to worry.
Speaker 13 (36:33):
Unfortunately, you know, it's it's a hereditary thing. My mother's
the same way.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Well, I think that just means that you care yecause
if anybody disappears for two hours and you can't find them,
you start to worry.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Right, that's a lot. That's a long time.
Speaker 13 (36:45):
I'm for milk. Okay.
Speaker 17 (36:47):
The most recent one was milk. You know, we were
out of milk. I was trying to pour some cereal
and he was like, Hey, I'm gonna go grab you
some milk. And I was like, oh, you know again,
like thinking, what a sweetie, and then he was gone
for I think it was out of five hours. I
think I'm exaggerating a little, maybe like three hours. And
it's like I was in the process of, you know,
(37:09):
pouring some cereal.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Like, what did he did?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
You ask him, like what he was doing when he
came back? What did he say?
Speaker 14 (37:17):
He said that he.
Speaker 13 (37:18):
Ran into someone at the grocery store who's a friend
of his.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
I had never heard of.
Speaker 13 (37:23):
This friend before, someone named Mark, and how Mark was like, oh, dude,
you know, can you help me? I have something I
need your help with real fast? And he said he
ended up going to marks place and like helping him
put together a cabinet or something like.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It was it was hot.
Speaker 13 (37:38):
I mean, maybe that could be real, but it just
sounded like such a bs.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
You know, yeah, big time.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Well, why wouldn't he text you that exactly right?
Speaker 13 (37:48):
But you know he's not for how much his phone
is in his hands. He's really bad A responded to
text messages.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah, truly for anybody. Yeah, I mean that's terrible. Okay,
I just.
Speaker 13 (38:00):
Need to know. I think he's cheated on me before,
you know? Are are my emotions getting in the way?
Even though his behavior is so weird? You know, it's
like maybe I don't know, maybe there's a good breason
behind him, Maybe he's not cheating. Maybe I'm just overreacting.
I just I feel like I'm going crazy.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
You told us what grocery store you guys are rewards
card members at, So we'll call and pretend to be
from there, offer him free flowers to being a very
valued customer, and see if he sends a flowers to
you or somebody else. Okay, Okay, plays on, comeback, get
your to Catch a Cheater Next, It's.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Lenea is on the phone. She thinks that her husband
Keith might be cheating on her. We're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that every
single month, we choose one rewards card remember at random,
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
see if he believes that, and if he does, if
he sends them to his wife Lena or to somebody else.
(39:00):
And before we call him, line, can you kind of
run down the reasons for people if they're just joining us.
Speaker 13 (39:05):
So he's cheated on me before. We've been together for
five years but married for one. He cheated on me
before we got married. And now he's just being really weird,
always on his phone, always busy, and then running errands
and like for something easy as getting milk, being gone
for like three.
Speaker 14 (39:23):
Hours, so weird.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
That is weird. That's a long time. Well, here we go.
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 13 (39:30):
I'm going to be all right.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Here we go.
Speaker 14 (39:42):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Hi, is this Keith who's a rewards car Remember?
Speaker 14 (39:48):
Yeah, this is Keith Keith.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing call.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
I'm calling to tell you congratulations because here this month's
big winner.
Speaker 14 (39:55):
Oh awesome, So I want something?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yes, the flowers.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Every single month, we choose one Awards Card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department.
It's our way of saying thank you and promoting the
fact also that we do flower delivery. Now, so you've
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of chocolates,
and a car to be sent to anywhere in the
fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 14 (40:16):
Oh wow, that's awesome. Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
If you know who you want to send the flowers to,
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes on the phone right now.
Speaker 14 (40:24):
Oh, I know who I want to send them too.
We can do this right now.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Let's start with the name, first and last name of
the lucky recipient of the flowers.
Speaker 14 (40:33):
I'm going to give the flowers to my wife, Lena.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Your wife, same last name, then, I guess you.
Speaker 14 (40:39):
Have the same last name. About to celebrate our one
year anniversary.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Oh congratulations, that's sweet. You know I was married once
and we were married for a year, and then I
got a little antsy, if you know what I mean.
A couple of drinks at the local bar and where
I knew it. You know, I was at waking up
in someone else's house, someone else's been Yeah, so I
cheated on my wife about one year.
Speaker 14 (41:03):
Oh wow, man, you do that yet? Have I cheated
on my wife?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah? In the last years though.
Speaker 14 (41:11):
No, I would absolutely not cheat on my wife. Can
we get back to the flowers?
Speaker 4 (41:15):
No, we can't because this is actually Jubile from the
Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 14 (41:20):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
I'm Nana Alison from the show.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
We do a segment on the show where if you're
saying one other things you might be cheating, we try
to catch you by seeing who you send flowers to.
And your wife, Lena is actually also on the phone
and been listening.
Speaker 13 (41:33):
Hi Keith, what.
Speaker 9 (41:37):
Keeeth?
Speaker 13 (41:38):
I'm so sorry, but you've just been acting so weird recently,
and you know you've done this to me before. So
with your strange behavior and being gone for so long
and all these other things, you know, I just I
thought you were cheating again.
Speaker 18 (41:56):
I'm definitely not cheating and it hurts that you think that.
Speaker 13 (42:02):
Well, you know, you didn't go to boys night the
other night at the local dive bar. What do you
expect me to think? You know, you're not telling me
the truth. You're not communicating with me like you've done
this before. What a what am I supposed to think
when when you go to get me milk and you're
gone for three hours?
Speaker 14 (42:22):
Wait a minute, how did you even know I didn't
go to boys Night?
Speaker 13 (42:27):
Well, you know, when you're gone for three hours to
get milk, I followed you to see where you were
really going. I'm not saying that it's okay I am.
I'm not proud of that, honestly, Keith. I feel like
I've been going crazy because just nothing you're doing recently
makes any sense.
Speaker 9 (42:48):
Wow.
Speaker 18 (42:48):
Well, I just can't believe you don't trust me and
that you would follow me. I've been trying to mary
best that I can be.
Speaker 6 (42:56):
You don't even really sound that sad, Keith, And like,
what do you have to say about not me boys Night?
I mean we're missing a whole part here or being
gone for three hours for milk?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
What are you doing.
Speaker 9 (43:06):
Bro for milk?
Speaker 14 (43:06):
Keith?
Speaker 18 (43:08):
Well, I've just been really busy, and you know I
speaking of boys Night. I just I needed a break.
I needed a break from the boys and I wanted
to be in a new environment.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, it sounds shaky.
Speaker 13 (43:21):
Tell me, hey, I need a night to myself. The
boy has invited me. I don't want to go with them, Like,
why aren't you communicating with me? I think that's the
bigger issue here. Maybe you know, if you're not cheating,
why aren't you communicating with me? We always tell each
other everything.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Where did you go? Keith?
Speaker 14 (43:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I think we still want to just know where you went? Yeah,
it sounds shady.
Speaker 18 (43:43):
I mean, you know, why are you breathing down my
neck so hard? I just needed a break from boys
night and I went to a different bar to be
in a new environment.
Speaker 14 (43:54):
And I just can't believe that you don't trust me,
you know so much that you're going to follow me
around and check in on I mean when we.
Speaker 13 (44:03):
Talk about when we talk about saving up for a
house and you go to a bar that fancy How
much was the tab? Did you pay for the tab?
Speaker 14 (44:14):
You knows that we're saving.
Speaker 13 (44:15):
Up for a half Well, you know we're setting up
for a house, so what the hell? Why are you
going to this fancy boar by yourself? Well, we're saving
up for a house, Keith.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Wait, so you know where he went?
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Then? LINEA, you followed him to the.
Speaker 9 (44:29):
House the bar.
Speaker 13 (44:30):
I followed him. I followed him. Oh, and I looked
up that place because we've never been there, he's never
taking his wife there. And it had like the three
dollars signs with a four dollars signs and then looks
at the menu. If they don't with the prices, we
can't afford it. Let's just put it that way.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
If you followed him, do you know if there was
anyone with him?
Speaker 13 (44:56):
I was not able to find that out. They have
the whole tinted indosing or whatever so that you can't
see inside. And honestly, at that moment in time, I really,
I really didn't want to see it. I didn't I
didn't want to actually.
Speaker 14 (45:12):
Go with I have to see it.
Speaker 13 (45:15):
But I figured that he was going to somewhere that night,
that it had to be a woman, and I.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Just I just.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 18 (45:27):
Oh listen, babe, I can't do this to you anymore.
I've been I've been seeing the bartender at the bar.
I'm really sorry.
Speaker 14 (45:57):
I gotta go. I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
I'm sorry, you'll go? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Right now?
Speaker 10 (46:05):
I'm so sorry. I should.
Speaker 6 (46:13):
No, it's okay, because you did, and now you'll never
have a what if you know for sure and you're
going to be able to move forward. I'm so sorry.
We'll let us know if you need anything off here.
Speaker 10 (46:24):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 11 (46:28):
The Jewel shows to.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
Catch a Cheetah. It only takes three minutes to get
everything you need to know for the day. With Nina's
What's trending? Shark to push is trending this morning. The
what shark to pus? Is he the name of a movie,
but it's not. It would be a platypus that's also
part shark.
Speaker 7 (46:44):
I think it was the name of one of my exes, Platypus.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
It's not thinking octopus, but a platypus shark would be hilarious,
looking like a hammerhead.
Speaker 8 (46:55):
Platypuses are also plato pie whatever you call them that.
They're already weird creature.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Mix it with the shark. Yeah, that's weird. I would
love to see that. Yeah, that's great. A little duck
bill on a shark whatever you're picturing right now.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
It is not a new breed of animal actually, And
the funny part about this is that it was discovered
back in December of twenty twenty three, but just became
viral last week because there has been an article written
by a biologist professor all about the shark to Puss,
which is actually just an octopus getting a ride on
a shark?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
What is up with octopus? Why they're going crazy?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
If you look it up though, there are pictures where
they combined a shark and an octopus and it is nuts.
Speaker 6 (47:42):
There was a movie I think that they had made,
and I don't know which movie it was, but there
was a movie where they had created that animal, and
so the shark to Pus. So that's kind of why
it's even trending more because when they saw the octopus
literally riding on a shark, it became this like whole
boom because.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I never could that happen.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
I never realized how wild octopus sped by word, there's
news stories of chucking checking shells and swimmers. They're getting
in fist fights with each other, and now they're writing
getting like they're wrangling sharks.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
God, I hope they stay in the water. Are for real?
Speaker 6 (48:22):
It makes me never want to eat them again. Yeah,
I really enjoy eating them, but I think I can't.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Do that anymore.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
District nine down there, he checks, just.
Speaker 6 (48:40):
Doing their thing well, there's other people out here doing
their thing, and we talk about ways of making money
all the time, and here's one.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
You could be a loyalty tester.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
So loyalty tests and loyalty testers are trending because it's
a new company that has created people to help you
test the loyalty in your relationship. People are paying for this. Meanwhile,
you can come to us for free and we can
do to catch cheater that.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Either way, you want to.
Speaker 6 (49:02):
Do whatever you want to do, but it is what
you think it is. These people go to the loyalty
testers and they pick the package that they want, and
then the tester makes their move on your person and
tries the package that they want and.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Sees how that plays out. And not nuts.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
I just feel like, I feel like if you have
to okay, weirdos. I just think if you have to
do this, you shouldn't be in your situation.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, probably not thousand.
Speaker 6 (49:34):
And also you can find some random girl that would
do that for you for free because girl code, you.
Speaker 7 (49:39):
Know, Yeah, don't steal them. You can't be trusting your
friends like that.
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Far do you want me to go with the loyalty test?
Your bedroom is kind of hot? The that's not your friend.
How much footage to put on my os?
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Well, there you have it. There's definitely options there. And lastly,
have you guys ever used instacart? Yes, yeah, me too.
When I lived like in the heart of the city,
instacart was my shopper. So it's like how you were.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I was for I think like two weeks. Oh my gosh.
So if your unfamiliar instacart is a shit, I'm sorry.
I'm just imagining Victoria walk at through a store. This
is the person that I got that one time.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
That's like, come on in, substitute meat for eggs, now, lady, substitutions.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
I would always get like parsley instead of cilantro, and
like cucumbers instead of zequida.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
But they didn't have waffles, so I got you some
grape nuts. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
You're talking about the substitutions because this is where the
story is going.
Speaker 9 (50:52):
It is good.
Speaker 6 (50:53):
The substitutions have been so bad that instacart has come
up with the new plan to help you with the substitution,
and that is that there will be a second store
check so the instacart person will be able to communicate
with somebody else at another store, and then they can
check to see if there's a better substitution all that.
I mean, I'm not either, but that's what their plan
(51:13):
is to help make this better.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
So silly, This is so silly.
Speaker 19 (51:17):
Did the store is not like in scar something like
they scan everything in the store, knows exactly what's in
that store. Why can't they just why can't instacart in
the store get together, tap into the system and just
be like, it's not there, you can't order that.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they don't like it. I
don't know why it doesn't hurt them, huh.
Speaker 15 (51:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (51:36):
Anyway, it just sounds really difficult. It just sounded like
too much work and not necessary. And that's why it's trending.
Speaker 4 (51:44):
So I went to the fish store and brought you
a gold fish.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
I didn't have their out. That's what's trending. Place another.
Speaker 14 (52:05):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 13 (52:10):
Yes I do.
Speaker 20 (52:13):
Okay, So this last holiday season, you know, re realm Christmas,
between Christmas and New Year's I kind of hooked up
with my boss at our holiday party.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
What okay, I kind of did. What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (52:31):
It was a three sixty hook.
Speaker 20 (52:32):
It was a full full it was it was the
whole thing, and yeah, like it just kind of happened,
you know, it was like just situational.
Speaker 9 (52:42):
They sponsored this like super cool casino.
Speaker 14 (52:45):
Royale Monty Carlo.
Speaker 9 (52:47):
Yeah, like night and we were, you know, getting to.
Speaker 20 (52:50):
Gamble with someone else's money, and the champagne was blowing,
and you know, we were kind of like the last
people there essentially, and it just kind of turned into
a hook up. In the they had like a little
green room kind of thing that was like next to
the coat room, and instead of.
Speaker 9 (53:07):
Getting our coats, it just kind of.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Got down happened again.
Speaker 9 (53:15):
It has not happened again.
Speaker 20 (53:17):
In fact, we both felt super weird about it, but
we also had that break, you know, so that we
weren't actually in the office or anything, so we you know,
kind of got to clear the air a little bit.
But once we were, you know, back in the office
after holidays, it was massively awkward, especially since my boss
is actually married.
Speaker 9 (53:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (53:41):
Yeah, she's not in the office all the time, but
she does technically she's technically my coworker.
Speaker 6 (53:47):
Why is your coworker messy?
Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeahang, how is he at the office?
Speaker 20 (53:54):
You know, at first, when we were both you know,
felt weird about it and we're awkward. I think we
were just doing our best to make it look like
it was just like business as usual.
Speaker 9 (54:04):
But now that we don't think that anyone suspects anything,
including his wife, he's kind of flirting with me.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (54:13):
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't the only
girl in that office that he had done that with.
Because his wife is your coworker, he had no problem
doing it with you. Who else is involved?
Speaker 20 (54:23):
Oh, that's definitely true. And also no one knows this,
especially not him. But I was actually thinking about taking
a remote position with the same company, and now I'm
kind of concerned that he might think that I'm trying
to get away from him because of this. I'm also
concerned about, you know, stoking suspicions that I'm like transferring
(54:44):
or maybe that I got transferred because of this little
thing that may or.
Speaker 10 (54:47):
May not have happened between us, you know, may.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
Not be the perfect time remote, though he might be
all for it, like, yeah.
Speaker 9 (54:54):
That's true.
Speaker 20 (54:55):
I mean, I'm like kind of scared even just to
put the application in, you know, because I'm concerned about
him finding out through someone other than me, but I
also don't want to bring it up to him be like,
you know.
Speaker 14 (55:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 20 (55:07):
I just I just need to get this off my
chest because yeah, I definitely can't talk to anyone at
the office about it.
Speaker 9 (55:14):
Thank you, Thank you for listening. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
What's your dirty little secret?
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