April 1, 2025 • 58 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The new dators are still in that phase where they
get like a text message from their significant other and
they're super excited about it, you know, because you see
your name pop up on the phone. You're just like, Oh,
you got the butterflies in your stomach.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're super excited.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You're like, I wonder what kind of emotion they use. Oh,
it's a peach emoji.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm gonna send her an egg plant emoj you no,
we're flirting.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
This is so cute.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You get a text message in a long relationship, though
the reaction's a lot different.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You get a text message in a long relationship, you're
just like a check that later.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You get an eggplant or a peach emoji and a
long relationship.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
All it means is like, Hey, on the way.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Home from work, which you pick some eggplants up with
some peaches.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
From the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Just throw a splash emoji there means them get some
bottled water too, We're out of bottle of water. Make
an eggplant parmers on a peach cobbler for dinner. Be
a saint, appreciate it. Texting can be tricky since you
will show it's hard to read how people are via
text message. Some people can be super short, some people
can literally say that they hate you and then follow
it up with a bunch of emojis that make you
(01:13):
wonder if it was a joke. And some people get
your text and then respond five weeks later like, sorry,
just saw this, but forgot that they have red receipts
on so you know they saw it a long time ago,
which actually happened to me the other day. Oh well,
there's a new study out that says you can tell
everything about your personality by how you text, and we'll
(01:35):
go over it right now, so you can learn a
little bit about yourself and the people that you text
with on a day to day basis. So here are
some of the things that your texting style might indicate
about your personality. If you're a paragraph texter, oh jeez,
lengthy thoughtful messages says you might be detail oriented, enjoy
deep conversations, and value context.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Also, I will send a paragraph, and you're welcome for
the thought out time that I.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Just spent on that for you. If I get a
paragraph texted to me, I'm skimming.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Yeah, we're still irritating because sometimes you have a lot
to say.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Well now in the new iPhones, also, if you don't
open the message, it'll give you a summary.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh the summary is I love the summary. It's wild
what it says.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Yeah, I mean you was texting me over the weekend
about some work stuff and the summary was like, uh,
like it was so confused by what you were saying.
So it was just like a bunch of nonsensical words
next to each other. Doesn't understand radio, right right, Like
it doesn't get what we do. So it's like something
(02:42):
about radio.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Says hilarious sometimes when it recaps somebody's text message, and
sometimes it'll be wrong. You know, someone will type something
and it's like they're they're having a problem right now.
You're like, you open the text super quick. You're like, no,
they made a joke.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
AI, It's not that that's the only way to get
you to open the text message.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
If you're a short and sweet texture, someone who prefers
concise messages, you're direct, practical and value efficiency in communication.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Aoh no, you don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But it's hard if you're a paragraph texture and you're
texting with a short and sweet texture.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh my gosh, because then you're like, are they mad?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
What?
Speaker 9 (03:18):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What's up? Why are they? Why are they texting me short? Well,
the thing that gets.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Confusing with the short textures is the punctuation. If there's
no punctuation, or if there's a period or an exclamation point, like,
you don't know what type of like vibe you're getting
through the.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Like if it's like a yelling or like an excitement
for the exclamation point.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Or a brush off, you know, if you're a rapid
fire text so multiple short texts in a row, you're annoying.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Victoria. That's not what it says. If we're going to study.
That's just my opinion.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
If your scientists actually said that you're just annoying.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your personality is annoying. You're going what texting says about
your person.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Happens when those people do those and they add the
voice notes and a little short paragraph, they come back
with another one victory.
Speaker 10 (04:07):
It's that they're fine. I'm trying to make it a
full experience for you.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Stop it, complete the thought before you start typing.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It says that you might be a stream of consciousness
communicator or simply someone who wants to get.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Their thoughts out quickly.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
There it is as far as emotional expression goes in texting.
Emoji obsessed Texters says, you're expressive and use emojis to
convey emotions and add personality to your messages.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm a fan of emojis, big fan. I like emojis.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I never used to use emojis, but I realize some
people they don't know how, they don't know how to
communicate anymore without emojis. So you say something, you have
to have a smiley face after it, or they think
you're upset.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
It's like a nice thing to do though, you know,
just to make people feel a little extra better. Little
validation goes a long way.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
The worst thing is when you're having a serious text
conversation someone who's just stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I've gotten I've been in arguments before in like relationship
and they would use emojis and my response would be,
I don't know how to read that emoji.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know what that emoji is.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I know you're upset right now, but you send an
emoji and it doesn't look like an angry face, So
I'm like, what is that emoji?
Speaker 11 (05:13):
Please?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's an eye roll Okay, I already know you're rolling
your eyes.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm going to use.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Emojis in an argument. I feel like that just diffuses
the entire situation. Yeah, I think you seriously.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, it's hard to take it seriously when it happens.
If you're a dry texter, one word answers or use
minimal language, you might come across as disinterested or prefer
to keep things brief.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
I'm busy, I'm busy, like so, when you're texting me
a bunch of stuff on your time, you got to
understand that I'm not going to get back to you
and meet you where you are, at your level until
I have time to do that, which is probably three
months from now.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
That just makes me not want to text you. There's
no point to communicate with you. You're not going to
give me anything, like forget it, I'm done here.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
If I'm done here, if I get excited, that's what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm hoping for.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
What not with Nina specifically.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Studying about text messaging that says you can tell about
people's personality based on how they text in response time.
If you're a prompt responder, says you might be easily approachable,
value connection and have a tendency to be responsive to things.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah, if you're by your phone, response stop with the
game's full.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
If you're a slow responder, you might be busy, value
your own time, or simply prefer to think before responding
or to play games.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
I wonder which one of the people in the room
fills in the gaps.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I know everything they're thinking, and it's not good for me. Well,
it's annoying now.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And as far as attachment style, if you're an anxious
text or says you send long messages over analyzed responses,
you might have an anxious attachment style and seek reassurance.
If you're a dismissive text there Nina's laughing right now,
reluctant to engagements, deep conversations, or express emotions, and you
might have a dismissive attachment style or prioritize independent.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm tired now, but I need to very much be
that girl.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I just go to sleep.
Speaker 13 (07:14):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Hello, be quiet, Jimmy, Jimmy, quiet down. You're the reason
I'm having to call yo. Stop it, Jimmy. Hello, I'm
so sorry. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Jimmy.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hello, I'm so sorry. Hi is this Nick?
Speaker 9 (07:42):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Heio Nick?
Speaker 14 (07:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
My name is Peteek and some call from jewelry. We
got your engagement ring in here being cleaned Yeah, Jimmy,
you're the reason that I'm having a call. I'm sorry,
sorry about that. He's quiet, now go ahead. So okay, So, yes,
your engagement ring is in here being cleaned up because
you've got the big proposal coming up here.
Speaker 13 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Two days, two days, great, two days.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, So I just calling with an update there on
your ring.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Jimmy.
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Okay, you made me like kind of nervous.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
You get me kind of nervous, like is everything good?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
Is it gonna be ready?
Speaker 11 (08:28):
Like what are you calling me for?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Is it good?
Speaker 15 (08:31):
Like I don't know who.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
Jimmy is, but like, well just stop for two seconds.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
It's like really air irritating.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If Jimmy would behave I wouldn't be making this phoc all.
So anyway, so your proposal is in two days, huh.
You probably have plans and everything for that.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
It's gonna be huge.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
It's like a camera guy.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's gonna be really open.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh that's marvelous. So I'm calling because we may not
have the ring ready in.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Time at this point. Are you wait a minute?
Speaker 11 (09:03):
When I got this off, you guys told me that
the date they would be ready.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And he's not. Yeah, he's not happy at all. He's
not talking. To be quiet, Jimmy, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
No, no, no, yeah. When I got the ring off you,
I said I need to have it by a certain
time because I'm I have this huge proposal going on,
and you guaranteed me that it would be ready. So
when I dropped the ring off, you guys told me
it would be ready at a certain time.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I have this huge thing.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
What is that sound?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Are you in a barn like Jimmy?
Speaker 14 (09:43):
What is that sound?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That's Jimmy my pet goat? Oh okay, why do you?
Speaker 12 (09:48):
Okay, you have a pet goat?
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Don't tell me?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Don't you?
Speaker 11 (09:51):
Don't you tell me that to donate my ring? Is
that's not coming out of your mouth? Is that coming
out of your mouth?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Will you ask me?
Speaker 11 (10:01):
So it's on the go, tell me this and on
the go you asked me.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Not what you're saying.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
It's Jimmy's fault. Does Jimmy my ring, Yes, you go
near my ring?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Why to go in a jewelry time?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, you know, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Sometimes they let you take your pets to work here,
and Jimmy, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Go in a pet like I don't listen. Is it
gonna So I'm gonna give my girlfriend, uh my friance
a ring the head goats in it.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, you know, hopefully it passes and we can find it,
but I am willing to.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
Let me on disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
To that quiet. I'm sorry, Jimmy, go.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Listen, Get the goat out of the get the goat
out of them.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I do not if I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Here that goat.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
And one more time, whatever the hell the goat sounds are,
I'm going to lose my okay, so get the goat.
Just take to go out? And how are we gonna
get my bring in two days?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (11:06):
You're telling me the.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Gate the goat ate my rank outside?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Please take you, Jimmy outside?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
What are you running?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Sorry?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
You totally like you go to assistant because he take
notes like why are your goat? Why your goat near rings?
I don't get it? Why why is this?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay? I understand that you're upset.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
I've had You don't understand because I have a ring
up a goat. I'm not gonna get it two days.
Speaker 14 (11:34):
I'm I'm not gonna get it in two days like this,
I'm never.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
I'm gonna go write the worse your review. I'm so
write every review online.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm going to trash this breaking place. I'm so why
because this is Nick.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone break on you and your brother say you it's.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
My I'm my brother.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Why did my brother?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh my god, no it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
He said that you're proposing to your girlfriend in a
couple of days and wanted to.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
Yeah, my brother is so dead.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'm going to get it back. Oh man, this is like,
oh my, this is like so ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
I cannot believe he did it.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I pay back.
Speaker 13 (12:24):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say
Mornings on the.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Twenties, Time for Nina's what's trending. There's a new.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Dating app attracting attention, and this one is different than
the other ones because you don't actually get to see
the p.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
They say that about everyone and I have.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
This one is different, though, This one was created by
a clinical psychologist who wanted people to focus on not
so much what people look like, but the other connection,
which actually in theory. In theory, I like that too,
because when you're swiping, you know, you're being shallow if
you're attracted to somebody or not just based on the picture.
Some people take horrible pictures, and so it's not fair.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I get that.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
Boat.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's also how people are attracted to people in real
life too. You know, like if you see someone out
at a bar, you're not going to be like, well,
they are very unfortunate looking, but I wonder if they
have a good personality, I'm going to talk to them.
I mean, you can strack up a conversational actually and
go like, you know what, they're hot, their personality is hot.
But because people rip people of a time for social
media for looking at how people look, but that's how
(13:20):
you do it when you're out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It is true.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
But there's also some times like if somebody is walking,
maybe I didn't see their face, but they've got this
walk that I find attractive.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm looking at you.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Maybe there's mannerisms, right, I know, But it's more than
just that picture. That picture doesn't necessarily do somebody justice.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
You're just not going to walk across the room to
talk to a personality because you don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I get that, I get that.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah, But in this per let me tell you about
the app that I did not create, but I find interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You and I'm just I'm talking about the psychologists who
made it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm like, you know, it's called tribal.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
So the idea is that everybody goes through and answers
forty four questions and then.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's called tribal. This is by a psychologist and it's
called tribal. The most tribal thing in the world would
be like not caring about the personality them. Yeah, forty
four questions, Bye bye, you're from the same area as
me and you not related?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We date. That was how it would happen back in
the tribal date. Okay, but there's more.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
So you answer these questions and then they start to
filter the people through that at that point, right, and
then you get to see like how they answered certain questions,
and then you can hear their voice. There's voice memos,
and then after seventy two hours of matching with these individuals,
then you can see their face, so their face is
hidden for seventy two hours.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
So does that mean they will match you to who
they think you will like or you get to go
through and look at their answers.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
They'll give you the people that they think that you
would be most likely matched with. The Thing that sucks
about this is that after the seventy two hours that
these people start to disappear, then you know that you're
like they think I'm ugly.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's another good point.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Good job psychologists over the place.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
They help myself thinking very much to get all.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That makes a good point. Wow, my personality is not
even good.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Enough, because let's be honest, most people don't have one.
They borrow their personality from the internet. Right, So in
the real world that's so sad getting a lot of attentions.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So just be safe out there. It is wild in
the streets trying to find a good date. Anyway, if
you do have maybe i don't know, like a special
hit in talent, you should showcase that on some of
those apps like this One Woman's this one woman specifically,
she has held the Guinness World Record for the longest
tongue since twenty ten. But now we're talking about her
(15:41):
again because she's showing people what she can do with
that tongue.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
She plays Jenga with her tongue.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
I don't know if i'd want to play Jenga with
someone who has their tongue all over the agenga.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
I'm more of a hand sizer.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
She holds a spoon with her tongue. I mean, this
stuff's crazy. So if you did do that.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
You get a hold a spoon, could you use the
spoon and then like, no hand souit, no hand soup.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
That's dope.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
I feel like I can just picture her feeding somebody
else with her tongue.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Is not a visual I wanted. That's one I wanted.
You're welcome and that's so that's some good spot show.
I really like the spot It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Annie is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband of five years
and named Ryan might be messing around. So we'll see
if we can help her out. Annie, I'm sorry you're
in this position, but what's up? Why do you think
Ryan might be cheating?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah? I don't know, I really I'm worried. We have
been married, like you said, for five years. We have
a damn good relationship. We we've seen it all, been
through it all, and are still writing strong. Ryan is
(17:07):
one of those people that, like I guess he would say,
is never boring if you will. He's just constantly making
jokes and doing bits, and he knows that sometimes he
annoys the hell out of me. But it's also what
I love about him. And it's not like always on annoying,
(17:31):
but he'll be the joke to death, like if he
didn't get the reaction that he wanted, I don't know.
And all that being said is he is the sweetest
man ever, which is the reason why I put up
with a lot of his I can pay that, okay,
But now I'm in this position where I am getting
(17:51):
some clues that he may be not faithful. And let
me tell you, I will put up a lot from him,
but I will him up and if he ever cheats
on me. And I need help now to figure out
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Why do you so? What are the clues that you're getting?
Speaker 8 (18:14):
I mean, lately, it's like this new lion has just
been emerging. You know, women, we can tell you can
tell we have a we have a like intuition, and
over the last two weeks or so, it's like he's
got this pep in his stiff kind of thing and
(18:34):
grinning for no reason. It's just kind of out of
the ordinary. And I, of course it want him to
be miserable. I mean, it's just that it's not him,
you know. Like there was a moment last week when
we were just watching TV and I saw that this
text message lit up on his phone from a contact
that said don't answer in all caps.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Interesting. You had to ask him about that, though.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Yeah. He looked at it quick, put it down and yeah,
I asked him, and he like threw it off with
some telemarketer that just keeps calling him. And I told him,
I yeah, I told him that that's both and he said, no, really,
that's all it is, with this damn like grin on
his face.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, the grin is weird.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
After I walked into her room and overheard him saying,
it's fine, baby, she doesn't know. I rounded the corner.
He tried to play it off like on the phone,
like it was a joke or something. I asked who
it was. He said, it was just a guy from
work and again, yeah, right, I'm not getting anything from him,
(19:47):
and I'm tired of whatever's going on with him. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And did you ask him about that one specifically?
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Yeah, yeah, and that's when he like said it was
just and then so then I will I'll admit that
I did look through his phone. Of course, when I
look through his phone multiple times, he's deleted every like
text thread and all the text history, so there's nothing
(20:14):
like I can't bring it up. I know he's been
talking to someone, but he's been deleting the history that
in itself is like worriesome. Why do you have to
delete what normal? Personally? I haven't deleted my text like
in months. You know. I'm just tired of this and
I want some answers. And so tonight he I saw
(20:38):
something on his calendar that he's supposed to be having
quote dinner with M.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
M M.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
As in the letter M. But he says that he's
working late. So I thought, I don't know, this is
the perfect time to sort of catch him and see
if this man that I adore and then I've given
ten years of my life now sorry, yeah, is about
to sort of end up in the hospital after I'm
done with him.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Okay, all right, we'll play a song come back, and
then pretend to be from the grocery store and call
him and tell him that he's this month's winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends us to you or to somebody else. Okay,
all right, we'll play Sorry, We'll play a song come back,
and then get you to catch a teeter next, it's.
Speaker 14 (21:26):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Teter and
if you're just joining us, Annie is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of five years named
Ryan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards member at and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his wife
Annie or to somebody else. And Annie, before we call him,
(21:50):
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Oh yeah, sure, Basically, I've just we've been together. We
were married for five years. I've just been noticing in
the last few weeks he is acting like giddy and weird.
And then of course there's been some instances a text
message that said don't answer, like I overheard a phone
call where he sounded incredibly It was so clear he
(22:18):
was talking to a woman and he called her babe,
said she doesn't know. It's just one thing after another thing,
eras text messages. I just I need some answers of
what's going on.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
He think he told you it was his coworker after
he said on the phone, ready for us to call him.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Yeah, let's just rip the bandaid off.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is corrible calling from
I was looking for our rewards card.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Remember named Ryan's.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yes, I Ward Brian. Hi, how are you play the
don't hang up. This's not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling to tell you congratulations here this month big winner.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
I'm a big winner.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (23:06):
What did I win?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved Florida department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.
Just our way of saying thank you very much for
being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Wow, all right, that's great.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Thanks congratulations, And like I said, it's all for you.
Get confirmation on everything. And the first thing I will
need will be the first and last name of the
person that you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
They're going to go to Meghan, all right, and anything
you want upon a card.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, can you put to my one and only love,
my princess. You've given me the biggest gift of all
A prank on my wife Annie on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh my goodness, what what I feel like?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
This is illegal.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Car Believers worked out as well.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Oh my, no happening.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
So you've been messing with your wife this entire time,
making her think that you're cheating on her.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've been sitting this up for oh gosh,
three four weeks.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I want to do week.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Wait a minute, I can't. I can't be quiet anymore. Ryan,
What the what the hell is going on?
Speaker 17 (24:27):
That's really?
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Are you?
Speaker 17 (24:30):
You?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
I know what's going on?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh man, listen I wanted to do a phone prank.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
I wanted to have the radio call you, but I
knew you knew everybody's voices, so that wasn't going to work.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
So I got you to prank me.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
What so for you spent four weeks I'm trying to
convince your wife that you might be cheating, hoping that
she will call us.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
This makes me so mad.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Well, whoa, I cannot It's all been a joke carefully
ended on April first.
Speaker 17 (25:16):
Oh the timing of.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
This workout so well?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh my gosh, right, you can go heres ou.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Do you even understand what you have put me through
in the last two three, four weeks? Do you know?
Do you understand that like I have been sick to
my stomach? Have you not noticed I haven't been sleeping well,
I haven't been eating like I. You put me through
absolute health. I this this went far. You went way
(25:49):
too far with this. That is insane. I will want
to know I was, I was thinking the worst.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
That's a good point that.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I believe that you went through this for a bit.
I can't believe you went I mean, is this supposed
to show me that you love me? Even more than
I think that's too much time are put into bringing
a smile.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't think.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm relieve, I guess,
but like I I'm shocked. I can't believe you really
pulled this off. I mean, I guess you knew that
I listened to double all the time, and I guess
I'm trying to like put it all together, that you
planned out for this to work out so perfectly and
(26:49):
in your freaking perfect way. It somehow did.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You're so understanding understanding.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
I don't believe it. I mean, I love you. I
love you. I'm I'm so glad because I put you
in the hospital and I woke you up.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
She is I think I would never listen Annie, there
is no one in the world I would rather put
through four weeks.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Of hell for a joke.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh God, Annie, at least you know he's not cheating.
And Ryan, I hope you have something planned to make
up for it.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That part.
Speaker 13 (27:29):
Wow, the Jewel shows to catch a cheating.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Well, it takes three minutes to get everything you need
to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
So Hooters is getting rehooterized, So.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Is that they're rehooterizing themselves, as in rebranding. So if
you remember Hooters, this is a great spot everybody would
go to for wings another wings.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Wait, seriously, there were never wings were that bad.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
I thought I used to it all the time, and
then it was fun because they would sing for people
anytime you were like, oh it's a birthday, or just
embarrass them.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
You don't, don't, you don't bread wings Wings are stupid anyway.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Sorry, anyway, they're rehooterizing themselves in a way that means
that they're going to be more family friendly. They've had
to file for bankruptcy. They're over three hundred million dollars
in debt and they're just refusing to let go. So
they want to try this again by adding more fresh
ingredients to their menu, having their waitresses not dressed the
way that they did before, or servers.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I guess they've always called themselves a family place.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
They have.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
It's always been a family restaurant technically speaking.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yes on paper, and now they're really leaning into that
to make it actually a family place.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So they're just going to be a wing place now, yeah, right, event.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Yeah, But if they would never were a great wing place,
and people didn't go there for the wings.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
That was just my opinion.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
But it's Applebee's or it could be like any one
of those, like apple Bee's chilies. It's like that, really,
But if they're not the thing that they were, then
there another Applebee's or Red Robin or something like that.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Well, men used to.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Go there so they could feel good about themselves. The
people that worked at Hooters had really cute outfits and
they were really good at working them for tips.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, any time I was out of Hooters, it was
always so pathetic to look over to see a table
of guys watching sports or something who think that the
waitresses actually done to them.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Really funny. Actually, my friend Bla used to work there.
I can say her name because she tells everybody she did,
and you guys know her.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But you know, they got a lot of tips.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
But now the Family Friendly is going to be making
the whole thing a little bit different. I just love
that they have titled it Rehooterizing. They're bringing it back
with fresher ingredients. This is actually really fascinating. Science is
doing something big. They're working to create brainless human bodies
to use for organ transplants and medical testing. Have you
(29:50):
guys heard about this?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Yeah, I'm very confused.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
They're growing human bodies with many brains. They can't feel anything,
but they're basically harvesting your.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Organ yeah or Oregon, how do they grow a human
body stem cells?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I mean, probably a lot more than that, but at
least that.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
I just picture walking into one of those rooms and
there's all these bodies like floating in water, you know
what I mean, like when you see in the movies.
Speaker 18 (30:12):
They're just like a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, listen, I don't
know that I hate this. It is creepy, but it
is like, I don't know, it's creepy. It's creepy, creepy, but.
Speaker 10 (30:23):
It also could possibly say vibes exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, that's something could save lives exactly true.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
But I've been thinking of like you or if you
were on like an organ transplant list, like this could.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
Like really save you.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
But also I don't know, we don't know what's going
on with those bodies that like goh brains and are
just like children tanks.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Well that's what they're saying.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
It raises ethical questions, but these body body OIDs could
revolutionize medicine, not by giving people more organs also by
reducing testing on animals and all that kind of stuff too,
so really fast.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
But if you needed a heart transplant and you get
a heart from a body I hate that name, find
something else, But like what is I don't I'd be
curious to know what that body thing with that heart?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It has me different.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
So what I'm saying, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Well, it's like a synthetic organ.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Oh, essentially, So there's only one hundred thousand people on
the transplant list, and there's three hundred million plus in
this country alone. So my thought there is like not
to say that one hundred thousand people is in a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
But I'm just saying, you know how many body always
you have to make? Yeah, I'm not for an army.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Later, yeahs behind it. Yeah, Oh my gosh, should we
just send on body ooids?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Or do you want to know about a pregnant criminal?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah? Of course. So have you ever watched a show
and thought, oh my gosh, I can do that now.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Yeah, this pregnant lady in Poland, eight months pregnant, was
watching a lot of bank robbery movies and so and
so she thought, you don't have.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
The fetus grabbed the cash. Yeah, great idea.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
She probably thought you could get away with it because
she was pregnant. She's like, nobody's gonna suspect a pregnant anyway.
So she tricked her husband into being an accomplice because
she told him she was going to the doctors to
get checked.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
And then she went into the bank stole money.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
And then if you put that picture together in your head,
fetus stealing the money gave me went back.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
To just reaching out, just a little hand, grabbing it.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Grabbing and water bag in.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
You can't get man, did your fetus just grab cat? No,
can't do that. This got weird? Absolutely not. That's a
body ooid.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
She walks out in high fives the fetus.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Are you going?
Speaker 19 (32:50):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(33:12):
your soul.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Romerias in a game
of trivia for John Legend tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
For you verus Victoria Ashley. What's up, Ashley? How are you?
Why you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 10 (33:29):
I am Ashley? Do you have any kids? Are you
heading to school? Buy any chance? For any reason?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I am not.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
No.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
I came here to spoil you.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
See the thing is my answer was gonna be because
you're about to get educated.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
But you clipped that little get schooled would be better. Yeah, okay,
education a lot of that into it.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Ashley, the game is played like this.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to Wayne, Okay, got it
all right, she's outside. The door is closed, and Ashley,
your time starts. Now.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
What's the only mammal born with horns? B What is
the only continent without an active volcano?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Pa?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
What is the most common color of toilet paper in France?
Speaker 8 (34:35):
Charman?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What is the National Flower of Japan. I'm sorry, what
was that? The National Flower of Japan? H loaded, all right,
got that in.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
getting settled, Ashley, do you have any interesting talents that
you would like to tell us about.
Speaker 14 (34:57):
I can say the alphabet backwards faster than people can
say it for it.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
WHOA can we hear it? V y X W v
U T S R q p O N M, L
k j I.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
C f B c B A.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
Wow. How'd you learn that?
Speaker 8 (35:15):
I actually learned it backwards before I learned it forwards.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
That's something my mom taught me.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Mart must have been very confusing until you learned it forward.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
All right, that'll help it the next check.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah, yeah, I was kind of saying the same thing.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I wasn't because I believe in Ashley.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Victoria's back in the studio, ready to go.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Ashley outright to win.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
My brain is still on the backwards A VCS.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm ready the cbas get it right, all right, Ashley,
you can tell Victoria when to go go.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That's the only mammal born with horns.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Oh, what are the oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
What are those things called in the ice age? Mammoth? Well, namoth?
Speaker 6 (36:07):
What is the only continent without an active vulcan?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
America? North America.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
What is the most common color of toilet paper in France?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What is the national flower of Japan? Lily?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
What popular snack food was once illegal in Canada?
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Mmmm?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Second a second, Give you a second, Give me a second.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Chips? All right, I got that hint. I know the
build up to it was just a lot. It wasn't
even a specific kind of chips. There was just chips.
Speaker 10 (36:44):
Our cremond onion chips.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Sound great.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer, Brad.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Good job Ashley and Victoria. Neither of you scored anything. Hey,
congratulations Ashley. You know what that means.
Speaker 11 (36:56):
You win.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
You got John Legend tickets and you beat Victoria. All right,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Here's the education part that you got to say.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Just kidding, The only mamble born with horns is a giraffe.
I didn't, then they lose them. Is that how that works?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
No, they just get heart. What do you mean girafts
have hornsttle ones. They don't exist anymore.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
You're right?
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Only continent without an active volcano is Australia. The most
common color of toilet paper in France is pink.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
It's cute. It is cute France, and I didn't see
any pink toilet paper.
Speaker 17 (37:33):
What color?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Just white? Yeah? That sucks.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
The national flower of Japan is the cherry blossom. And
the popular snack food that was once illegal in Canada
is the Kinder Surprise eggs because they used to have
the small toy in side, or they do have.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
The small toy in side, not chips, not chips, Ashley,
thank you for playing.
Speaker 17 (37:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, we play you for Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria,
all we have to do is DMS at the Jubil
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 13 (38:02):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Craig is on the phone today for a First Date
follow Up and he's getting ghosted by Bailey. So in
a few minutes, we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
But first, Craig, what's up. How long has it been
since you heard from Bailey?
Speaker 12 (38:22):
It's been about a week.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Okay, seems like the sweet spot, you know, in that week?
Did you try to reach out to her at all?
Speaker 8 (38:29):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 12 (38:30):
I don't know, I don't know what's going on was happening.
I thought it went really well, so I'm not sure
why she's not getting back to me.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay, what'd y'all do?
Speaker 12 (38:40):
We went to We went to this restaurant on the
water I would spoo placed nice.
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Yeah, they have like great.
Speaker 12 (38:47):
Appetizers and stuff. And then we talked a lot, and
I mean she did bring car cards to the date.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Like to do a reading.
Speaker 12 (38:56):
Yeah, but she really didn't know how to how to
use them. So it was kind of like fun and shute.
It was kind of like a like an ice picker
type deal. And yeah, we we were both like making
up stories about what our future would be like and.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
It was cool.
Speaker 12 (39:11):
We kind of we kind of just like you know,
talked about how much kids we wanted and grew up
on a farm, and it was fun. It was like
we will she was saying, saying something similar as well,
and yeah, then it was going everything was going great.
And we walked, I walked into her car and we
kind of you know, made out of the parking lot
and we did for a while and it was great.
(39:34):
And then I don't know, and I want to get
to you know, go to hold her because she's like
really really fun. She's like really fun, spontaneous type person,
which I'm really like looking for right now, and I
really like the excitement she brings.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Did anything happen on the date that was awkward at all?
Speaker 12 (39:51):
Yeah, a little bit, because afterwards I realized, I actually
I'm kind of embarrassed by it, actually, because when I
got home, I realized, like I spilled olive oil on
my my my pants, like my my from the bread
for like my my crotch area, okay, and I didn't
(40:15):
notice at all until I until I got home. So
the only thing I'm thinking of, I'm afraid that she thought, like,
you know, I peed myself or like something worse. From
the makeout, I.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Got too excited. Oh, so was this a book? So
it's a big oil stain that was on your pants?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
Yeah, it's because I dropped bread on me and the
breads had a lot of oil on it.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, and I didn't.
Speaker 12 (40:37):
I didn't even know. I would have talked, that would
have mentioned I didn't even know. So that's the only
thing I think why she would not be might be
not be calling you.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Back, especially if it's in a certain area.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
I mean, yeah, and I tried, like on her next day.
She didn't answer. Yeah, I don't know if it's a
pants or it's something else.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I don't I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
And you said you've texted her, What did you say?
Speaker 12 (41:01):
I'm just like, hey, how'd it going? I had fun?
But like love that again, like you a lot.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
Yeah, you can't really explain over text. I feel like
if I got a message like a guy trying to
explain what that was, I don't know how i'd react.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Well, especially if she didn't see it.
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Maybe she did. I don't want to like take a
picture of my pants, like hey about this weird?
Speaker 14 (41:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Well yeah, that would be worse writing Hey, we want
to talk to you about this?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
What is this all right?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Well, we'll play a song come Back, and then call
her see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, great, all right,
we'll play song come Back, get your first day follow up.
Speaker 13 (41:39):
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Speaker 1 (41:47):
Right in the middle of your first Date follow Up
and if you're just joining us, Craig is on the
phone and we're about to call Bailey, a girl that
he went out with who's now ghosting him, and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But before we do that, Craig,
why don't you catch everybody in your situation?
Speaker 12 (42:02):
Yeah, I went up this girlqut Bailey.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
We had a lot of fun with.
Speaker 12 (42:05):
The seafood place. We uh you know, played tear cards,
left around, joked around me out a little bit. I
think going well. I think everything went well until I
got home and I realized I had some oil from
the bread and I spilled on my pants and I
just sitting in my crotch area and doesn't look uh,
doesn't look great.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
So and I can call texted.
Speaker 12 (42:27):
I haven't heard back, so I don't know. She's kind
of go she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'm so sorry, I'm laughing the host. I mean, come on, yeah,
I mean it is even if she is ghosting you.
Because of that, it's still pretty funny.
Speaker 10 (42:39):
I know it is.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
All right, you're ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Sure, Okay, here we go. Hello him manspeak to Bailey. Please. Yeah, Hi, Bailey,
how are you.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
My name is Jewbel and this is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Hi, the whole show's here. I'm Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Oh Hi, I'm good.
Speaker 17 (43:10):
Hi guy, I think for calling, I guess Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Have you listened to the show before?
Speaker 8 (43:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
So we're calling because this is a first day follow
up where if you go on a date with somebody
and you end up ghosting them, they can get they
can have us get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them and you're currently ghosting somebody?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, maybe do you have any idea who would email us?
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Oh? You know, casually. You know, I have met some people,
so I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, Bailey's busy, so it could be a number of people.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
You want to throw out a name.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
Okay, lexcuse is it Craig?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yes, congratulations, you did wear something. You got that right,
it's Craig. He emailed us and told us about your date.
And he says that you haven't talked to him for
a week, and he's wondering if you'll tell us why.
Speaker 17 (44:02):
I mean, it actually might kind of sounds super stupid,
but yeah, I guess I have been avoiding him, so
I didn't.
Speaker 8 (44:10):
Like his shoes.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Well it's wrong with his shoes.
Speaker 17 (44:13):
He was wearing these like these like half sneaker kind
of like half hiking boot kind of shoe, you know,
are dates and and he just felt a little too
like you know, crunchy granola for me.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
Okay, you know there's like that type the granola.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Guys.
Speaker 17 (44:32):
I don't know, that shouldn't be a big deal. I
know that sounds probably a lot of people think that
sounds super stupid. But for me at.
Speaker 8 (44:39):
This point in my life, like it just seems like
that's his vibe.
Speaker 17 (44:42):
And I'm like way too tired and like I'm getting older,
like to try to change a man and like make
a man fit into like the kind of style of
life that I would live and and to change how
he acts or how he dresses. So yeah, I just
feel like I'm past that teaching stage of my life
and I just want to find a man who was
like and already trained ready to be like the way
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that I like him.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
So you don't want to have to train a dude
again to get him too that.
Speaker 17 (45:10):
Yeah, Like, let's be real, we all know we train
our men. I mean, come on, like you know, the
drastic like women kind of you know, we train our
dudes to be in the way that we like our dudes.
And it just seemed like I'd have to work too
hard to try to change him. And I shouldn't want
to have to change somebody from who they are.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
You shouldn't. Yeah, you're right there, you shouldn't want to
do that.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
I mean, I get wanting to influence somebody, Like if
you really like somebody and you really hate their shoes,
I mean, there's definitely a way to be like babe,
you know, you look really cute.
Speaker 17 (45:36):
And I know, and that seems simple, but it just
seems like the way I know. I guess I just
felt like I was like, oh, this is going to
take like months years of like trying to like maybe
make you be the dude that I'm usually into, but
this is not your style. So at this point I
was just like, eh, you know what, forget it. Like
he is actually super hot. I had a great time
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with him.
Speaker 10 (45:58):
I just yeah.
Speaker 17 (45:59):
After that, I was it's like, this isn't going to
go past the first date.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Did you know that Craig is on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you?
Speaker 8 (46:06):
Uh no, well, hi, hello, I'm good.
Speaker 17 (46:15):
I'm sorry that you had to hear all that. It's
nothing personal.
Speaker 12 (46:19):
I think it's kind of shallow, to be honest, especially
like over shoes, Like I have other pairs of shoes.
I mean, yeah, I mean I think it's I don't
know how you judge someone based off one apparent one day,
but I guess that's your thing. It's kind of what
you do.
Speaker 8 (46:35):
So well.
Speaker 17 (46:37):
I mean, I'm and I'm pologize if you were like confused.
I mean, I know we had like an awesome kiss
at the end of the night and that was great.
It's just like to me, of course they made out,
you know, like I had to lasses a start and
a and you were there, you know, like make ups
are just like innocent and fun. Like I think maybe
by us kissing, you probably thought it would be more
serious after that. Like I don't know, it didn't have
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to mean anything, Like I just thought it was a
one great date and that was a great time.
Speaker 12 (47:04):
But that was just like lave it at that, Okay,
I mean that's that's fine. I mean, I guess you
had a lot of past trauma about training guys or
whatever that what that means. But there was just a
pair of shoes. So I mean, it's fine, it's cool,
no worries. I hope you, uh, you know, bring bring
a pair of shoes to your next date. Do you
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want the guy to wear so you'll feel more comfortable.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't really need to bring the shoes.
Speaker 17 (47:32):
I was obviously looking for a man who just like
knows how to dress on.
Speaker 8 (47:35):
A date, is what I got to mean, Like, I
mean you do you.
Speaker 17 (47:39):
I'm sure you have plenty of other great shoes then,
Like why was that like this choice to represent who
you are on date one? So I wouldn't say this
is all on me, just like I don't think it
has anything to do with trauma.
Speaker 8 (47:50):
It's just called I don't want to waste my time
on someone you like.
Speaker 17 (47:53):
He isn't really putting the thought in on a date.
Speaker 12 (47:56):
I mean, I think a lot of girls like what
I wear. I mean I didn't like your I only
your makeup. It was a little shoppy, But I wasn't
trying to end the entire relationship because you couldn't. You
don't know how to put on makeup. I guess that's
your thing. So you know, I just thought you had
a bad makeup day. I won't see how well you
didn't the next time, but I guess we're not doing thatself.
Speaker 17 (48:17):
No, like you said, you'll find you said there's plenty
of girls who like your shoes, so definitely go find
one of them and you'll have a second date.
Speaker 8 (48:23):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Are we sure about that? Bailey? Would you like another
day with Craig? Will pay for it?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
No, I'm good.
Speaker 17 (48:29):
I you know, I like somebody who really wants to
bring it and wants to respect me on the day.
I'll pass.
Speaker 12 (48:35):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
No, I'm good as well.
Speaker 12 (48:36):
I'd rather not go on a second date someone who's
empty and Shallo has trauma over shoes and shirts and
the very questionable makeup choices.
Speaker 13 (48:48):
You will first day fallow up.
Speaker 20 (48:49):
My favorite holiday is April Fool's Day, and some people
try and bring me down, say it's not even a holiday.
I think that's the greatest holiday there is because the
way it's structured, because on April Fool's Day, you play
prank on a friend of yours and then you yell
the name of the holiday at them. You guys feel
me on that, right. I don't see why we don't
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celebrate every holiday like that, Like who set fire to
my mailbox?
Speaker 14 (49:15):
Me?
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Valid, you're the one.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
This romance playing a sob it's a jewbil show.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
And every year, businesses, co workers, lovers spend a day
playing pranks on each other. And because of April Fools,
people online are sharing the best April fools Day pranks
that they pulled. If you have one, calls up eighty
eight three four three one six one or text in
four one oh six one and we'll go over some
of the top April Fools pranks this year so you
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can be ready for next year. Here are some of
the top April Fool's Day pranks that people pulled. It says,
I once paint in my husband's soap bar with clear
nail polish, let it dry, and then put it back
in the shower. Oh oh man, so it wouldn't lather
no matter how hard he tried.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
That's really that's fun.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
I would be so frustrated by that. I mean, I
don't use a bar of soap because uses use bar
soap anymore. Kind of deserved it, honestly.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Okay, well, dove soap is legit, but.
Speaker 10 (50:23):
Like even the bar soap, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Someone else is sharing the top April Fool's Day prank
that they did. I once hid one hundred and forty
four Easter eggs around our home. It's been two or
three years and they're still unaccounted for. I would drive
me crazy.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Is there a spreadsheets?
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Have you guys done any good April fools Day pranks
on anybody ever?
Speaker 6 (50:47):
I had this really great idea actually this year that
I was going to go ahead and get oreos and
then fill the middle. I mean it's kind of an
og one, like not really creative when you fill it
with toothpaste, because everybody at the office just eats whatever's
in the kitchen.
Speaker 10 (50:59):
I would have been because I would have eaten that.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
But I just was a little bit lazy, but it
has worked in the past because my brother would always
eat it.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
Well, I would have eaten it this time, and I
would been like it was inside of it. And then they,
you know, want to walk around the corner April boles
and I'd be like, that's not funny.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
The point bring in regular next time. Two faces my
go to. I used to put them in my brother's shoes.
I totally forgot about that until No Nina.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
Thinking about April Fools is it's supposed to be sort
of lighthearted, right, It's not supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I always like, I always mess it up.
Speaker 7 (51:28):
When I was in high school, I have poxyed somebody's
mailbox shut. What yeah, you put like like glued their
mailbox shut. Essentially it was unrecoverable. It's like you like,
I ruined their mailbox.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Thing to do. I'm not gonna do two faces. I'm
gonna boxy your mailbox. I hate April Fools.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Sometime someone else said that for apl Fools, they unscrewed
the shower heads and put a beef bull on cubes
inside of it.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Okay, and so their sister took a shower in beef broth.
Speaker 12 (52:05):
It.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
A lot of people do that to get back at exs.
You've had a good aprifols joke.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Alls up eighted eight three four three one six one
text in four one o six one. Hey Chris, you
pulled a good Aprifool's joke.
Speaker 9 (52:19):
Yet we did so.
Speaker 8 (52:22):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (52:22):
This was during COVID and told our kids that would
they needed to go get shots at the local bartels.
So of course, you know, shots is never fun. So
we show up at the bartels. We're walking down the
aisle and suddenly this guy shows up like in the
middle of the aisle and he looks like truly like
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a psychopath. Like he has like this breathing mask on
and goggles and a lap coat and like this crazy hair,
and worst of all, he's holding this massive styringe and
just coming at him. Oh god, like completely freaking out
and uh anyway, turns out to be their dad. They
didn't recognize him, but h The funny thing is, my
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my one son was too scared to come in who
was in the car, and so my husband actually went
out to the car dressed like this to give him
a shot and it was it was awesome, So.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Funny are traumatized okay, making of.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
An anti vaxxer.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Thank you for your phone call, Chris, have a great day.
Calls up bited eight three four three six one. Text
in four one of six one if you pulled a
good Aprifols joke. Somebody texted in at four one o
six one and said, we told our coworker that there
was vandalism in the parking lot and it looked like
his tires were slashed.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Oh and we slashed his tire. Didn't think through that.
We had to buy him sais after that.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, again, that's just slashing somebody's tired.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Bought so many mailboxes that year.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
I feel like Aprilfols when you were a kid, was
so like lighthearted and fun, like oh, I'd come to
school with like a fake cast on, or i ha
come to school with like crutches and like my future. Obviously,
like Vitoria, you can go to recess like girl, just
get up like nothing's wrong with you.
Speaker 10 (54:07):
But then when you're an adult you can play like.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Some really.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Bad pranks that can cut people are mean.
Speaker 6 (54:14):
One time one guy pretended to be my boyfriend April Fool.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
My friends got in on this.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
My friends got in on this, and it was like
a long game, so like it started a couple of
days before.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Als, and like when a day after.
Speaker 6 (54:30):
And then it was a whole April Fools hauhble yes,
And I'm so sorry for you.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
People don't think things as really rude. Hey, Kayla, what's
an April Fools Day rank that you pulled?
Speaker 14 (54:51):
So when I was in high school, my boyfriend drove
like a ninety six Chevy truck, so I decided I
was going to take apart the master's own there basically
like this, and it took him, like yeah, it took
him like six months to finally take it to the
shop to realize like it was. It was a very
simple thing.
Speaker 6 (55:14):
These really April fools are these just like I'm really
smearing with your things.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
That's impressive too. They were able to do that.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (55:20):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, Jewbles dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 10 (55:31):
On the New Hits one six point one.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (55:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (55:37):
I do?
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Okay, sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (55:41):
Well?
Speaker 21 (55:41):
First of all, I went on a vacation and I
it was great vacation.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
And I met this.
Speaker 21 (55:46):
Squirrel and she was with a bunch of friends, and uh,
you know, one. After talking a little while, we we
started hooking up and we kind of hooked up my
entire weekend.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
There and was great, well that's nice.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah, it was lovely. It's a really nice time, and
you know it.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Sounds Yeah, she was lovely. That was great.
Speaker 21 (56:06):
And so fast forward, I get an invitation for my
buddy to go to his destination wedding and I show
up and me and him have a little plan to
meet have a dinner with his bride to be, and uh,
the girl I hooked up with was his bride And wait,
how long ago?
Speaker 17 (56:25):
Was that?
Speaker 15 (56:27):
Six months ago? And this was just a few weeks ago.
The wedding was a few weeks ago. So certainly, oh yeah, yeah,
for sure. But that trip that was her bachelorette trip.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
Follow you found out it was her bachelorette trip. Yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 21 (56:43):
She was talking about the trip to Hawaii and I
was like, that was where I.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, no, there's more, hold on, oh really there's more.
Speaker 11 (56:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (56:54):
Unfortunately, So now we're at the wedding and great ceremony,
but we go to the party and she keeps kind
of accidentally seeing me in the bath around the bathroom Mary,
because it's it's a destination wedding, the bathroom with a.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Little other building, you know. So she's trying.
Speaker 15 (57:12):
Yeah, but then I.
Speaker 21 (57:15):
Got so drunk by the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
That I did.
Speaker 21 (57:19):
I did hook up with her, you know, and she
she found me.
Speaker 16 (57:25):
I was compromised, let's say, you know, lots of good wine,
and she and I had some fun and then she
went to her husband further wedding night.
Speaker 6 (57:34):
Oh, she is saying, Man, that's scandalous. I want to
say this is on her though she asked for all
of it.
Speaker 7 (57:39):
It's always on the cheater. Yeah, but are you gonna
tell your buddy or no?
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Well, I mean, what do you think we should.
Speaker 6 (57:46):
I I think she's gonna do it again, and probably
with somebody else too.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Well.
Speaker 7 (57:52):
I think if she's going to do it again, it
should be with you, you know, safe you think so?
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah? Maybe I don't know. I should do it again. No, no,
not him, not hook up with her again.
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Oh oh.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Oh, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (58:14):
All right, thanks guys.
Speaker 10 (58:17):
What's your dirty little secret?
The new dators are still in that phase where they
get like a text message from their significant other and
they're super excited about it, you know, because you see
your name pop up on the phone. You're just like, Oh,
you got the butterflies in your stomach.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
You're super excited.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
You're like, I wonder what kind of emotion they use. Oh,
it's a peach emoji.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'm gonna send her an egg plant emoj you no,
we're flirting.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
This is so cute.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You get a text message in a long relationship, though
the reaction's a lot different.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Isn't it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You get a text message in a long relationship, you're
just like a check that later.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You get an eggplant or a peach emoji and a
long relationship.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
All it means is like, Hey, on the way.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Home from work, which you pick some eggplants up with
some peaches.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
From the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Just throw a splash emoji there means them get some
bottled water too, We're out of bottle of water. Make
an eggplant parmers on a peach cobbler for dinner. Be
a saint, appreciate it. Texting can be tricky since you
will show it's hard to read how people are via
text message. Some people can be super short, some people
can literally say that they hate you and then follow
it up with a bunch of emojis that make you
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wonder if it was a joke. And some people get
your text and then respond five weeks later like, sorry,
just saw this, but forgot that they have red receipts
on so you know they saw it a long time ago,
which actually happened to me the other day. Oh well,
there's a new study out that says you can tell
everything about your personality by how you text, and we'll
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go over it right now, so you can learn a
little bit about yourself and the people that you text
with on a day to day basis. So here are
some of the things that your texting style might indicate
about your personality. If you're a paragraph texter, oh jeez,
lengthy thoughtful messages says you might be detail oriented, enjoy
deep conversations, and value context.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Also, I will send a paragraph, and you're welcome for
the thought out time that I.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Just spent on that for you. If I get a
paragraph texted to me, I'm skimming.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Yeah, we're still irritating because sometimes you have a lot
to say.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Well now in the new iPhones, also, if you don't
open the message, it'll give you a summary.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh the summary is I love the summary. It's wild
what it says.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Yeah, I mean you was texting me over the weekend
about some work stuff and the summary was like, uh,
like it was so confused by what you were saying.
So it was just like a bunch of nonsensical words
next to each other. Doesn't understand radio, right right, Like
it doesn't get what we do. So it's like something
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about radio.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Says hilarious sometimes when it recaps somebody's text message, and
sometimes it'll be wrong. You know, someone will type something
and it's like they're they're having a problem right now.
You're like, you open the text super quick. You're like, no,
they made a joke.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
AI, It's not that that's the only way to get
you to open the text message.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
If you're a short and sweet texture, someone who prefers
concise messages, you're direct, practical and value efficiency in communication.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Aoh no, you don't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But it's hard if you're a paragraph texture and you're
texting with a short and sweet texture.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh my gosh, because then you're like, are they mad?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
What?
Speaker 9 (03:18):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What's up? Why are they? Why are they texting me short? Well,
the thing that gets.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Confusing with the short textures is the punctuation. If there's
no punctuation, or if there's a period or an exclamation point, like,
you don't know what type of like vibe you're getting
through the.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Like if it's like a yelling or like an excitement
for the exclamation point.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Or a brush off, you know, if you're a rapid
fire text so multiple short texts in a row, you're annoying.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Victoria. That's not what it says. If we're going to study.
That's just my opinion.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
If your scientists actually said that you're just annoying.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your personality is annoying. You're going what texting says about
your person.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Happens when those people do those and they add the
voice notes and a little short paragraph, they come back
with another one victory.
Speaker 10 (04:07):
It's that they're fine. I'm trying to make it a
full experience for you.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Stop it, complete the thought before you start typing.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It says that you might be a stream of consciousness
communicator or simply someone who wants to get.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Their thoughts out quickly.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
There it is as far as emotional expression goes in texting.
Emoji obsessed Texters says, you're expressive and use emojis to
convey emotions and add personality to your messages.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm a fan of emojis, big fan. I like emojis.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I never used to use emojis, but I realize some
people they don't know how, they don't know how to
communicate anymore without emojis. So you say something, you have
to have a smiley face after it, or they think
you're upset.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
It's like a nice thing to do though, you know,
just to make people feel a little extra better. Little
validation goes a long way.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
The worst thing is when you're having a serious text
conversation someone who's just stupid.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
I've gotten I've been in arguments before in like relationship
and they would use emojis and my response would be,
I don't know how to read that emoji.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know what that emoji is.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I know you're upset right now, but you send an
emoji and it doesn't look like an angry face, So
I'm like, what is that emoji?
Speaker 11 (05:13):
Please?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's an eye roll Okay, I already know you're rolling
your eyes.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm going to use.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Emojis in an argument. I feel like that just diffuses
the entire situation. Yeah, I think you seriously.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, it's hard to take it seriously when it happens.
If you're a dry texter, one word answers or use
minimal language, you might come across as disinterested or prefer
to keep things brief.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
I'm busy, I'm busy, like so, when you're texting me
a bunch of stuff on your time, you got to
understand that I'm not going to get back to you
and meet you where you are, at your level until
I have time to do that, which is probably three
months from now.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
That just makes me not want to text you. There's
no point to communicate with you. You're not going to
give me anything, like forget it, I'm done here.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
If I'm done here, if I get excited, that's what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm hoping for.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
What not with Nina specifically.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Studying about text messaging that says you can tell about
people's personality based on how they text in response time.
If you're a prompt responder, says you might be easily approachable,
value connection and have a tendency to be responsive to things.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah, if you're by your phone, response stop with the
game's full.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
If you're a slow responder, you might be busy, value
your own time, or simply prefer to think before responding
or to play games.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
I wonder which one of the people in the room
fills in the gaps.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I know everything they're thinking, and it's not good for me. Well,
it's annoying now.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And as far as attachment style, if you're an anxious
text or says you send long messages over analyzed responses,
you might have an anxious attachment style and seek reassurance.
If you're a dismissive text there Nina's laughing right now,
reluctant to engagements, deep conversations, or express emotions, and you
might have a dismissive attachment style or prioritize independent.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I'm tired now, but I need to very much be
that girl.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I just go to sleep.
Speaker 13 (07:14):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Hello, be quiet, Jimmy, Jimmy, quiet down. You're the reason
I'm having to call yo. Stop it, Jimmy. Hello, I'm
so sorry. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Jimmy.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hello, I'm so sorry. Hi is this Nick?
Speaker 9 (07:42):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Heio Nick?
Speaker 14 (07:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
My name is Peteek and some call from jewelry. We
got your engagement ring in here being cleaned Yeah, Jimmy,
you're the reason that I'm having a call. I'm sorry,
sorry about that. He's quiet, now go ahead. So okay, So, yes,
your engagement ring is in here being cleaned up because
you've got the big proposal coming up here.
Speaker 13 (08:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
Two days, two days, great, two days.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Okay, So I just calling with an update there on
your ring.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Jimmy.
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Okay, you made me like kind of nervous.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
You get me kind of nervous, like is everything good?
Speaker 8 (08:27):
Is it gonna be ready?
Speaker 11 (08:28):
Like what are you calling me for?
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Is it good?
Speaker 15 (08:31):
Like I don't know who.
Speaker 11 (08:32):
Jimmy is, but like, well just stop for two seconds.
Speaker 9 (08:34):
It's like really air irritating.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
If Jimmy would behave I wouldn't be making this phoc all.
So anyway, so your proposal is in two days, huh.
You probably have plans and everything for that.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
It's gonna be huge.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
It's like a camera guy.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
It's gonna be really open.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh that's marvelous. So I'm calling because we may not
have the ring ready in.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Time at this point. Are you wait a minute?
Speaker 11 (09:03):
When I got this off, you guys told me that
the date they would be ready.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And he's not. Yeah, he's not happy at all. He's
not talking. To be quiet, Jimmy, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
No, no, no, yeah. When I got the ring off you,
I said I need to have it by a certain
time because I'm I have this huge proposal going on,
and you guaranteed me that it would be ready. So
when I dropped the ring off, you guys told me
it would be ready at a certain time.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I have this huge thing.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
What is that sound?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Are you in a barn like Jimmy?
Speaker 14 (09:43):
What is that sound?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That's Jimmy my pet goat? Oh okay, why do you?
Speaker 12 (09:48):
Okay, you have a pet goat?
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Don't tell me?
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Don't you?
Speaker 11 (09:51):
Don't you tell me that to donate my ring? Is
that's not coming out of your mouth? Is that coming
out of your mouth?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Will you ask me?
Speaker 11 (10:01):
So it's on the go, tell me this and on
the go you asked me.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Not what you're saying.
Speaker 11 (10:07):
It's Jimmy's fault. Does Jimmy my ring, Yes, you go
near my ring?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Why to go in a jewelry time?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, you know, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Sometimes they let you take your pets to work here,
and Jimmy, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Go in a pet like I don't listen. Is it
gonna So I'm gonna give my girlfriend, uh my friance
a ring the head goats in it.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Well, you know, hopefully it passes and we can find it,
but I am willing to.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
Let me on disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
To that quiet. I'm sorry, Jimmy, go.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
Listen, Get the goat out of the get the goat
out of them.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I do not if I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Here that goat.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
And one more time, whatever the hell the goat sounds are,
I'm going to lose my okay, so get the goat.
Just take to go out? And how are we gonna
get my bring in two days?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Okay?
Speaker 16 (11:06):
You're telling me the.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Gate the goat ate my rank outside?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Please take you, Jimmy outside?
Speaker 1 (11:12):
What are you running?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Sorry?
Speaker 11 (11:14):
You totally like you go to assistant because he take
notes like why are your goat? Why your goat near rings?
I don't get it? Why why is this?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay? I understand that you're upset.
Speaker 11 (11:26):
I've had You don't understand because I have a ring
up a goat. I'm not gonna get it two days.
Speaker 14 (11:34):
I'm I'm not gonna get it in two days like this,
I'm never.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
I'm gonna go write the worse your review. I'm so
write every review online.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm going to trash this breaking place. I'm so why
because this is Nick.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
This is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone break on you and your brother say you it's.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
My I'm my brother.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Why did my brother?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh my god, no it's not.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
He said that you're proposing to your girlfriend in a
couple of days and wanted to.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
Yeah, my brother is so dead.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'm going to get it back. Oh man, this is like,
oh my, this is like so ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
I cannot believe he did it.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I pay back.
Speaker 13 (12:24):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say
Mornings on the.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Twenties, Time for Nina's what's trending. There's a new.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Dating app attracting attention, and this one is different than
the other ones because you don't actually get to see
the p.
Speaker 10 (12:35):
They say that about everyone and I have.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
This one is different, though, This one was created by
a clinical psychologist who wanted people to focus on not
so much what people look like, but the other connection,
which actually in theory. In theory, I like that too,
because when you're swiping, you know, you're being shallow if
you're attracted to somebody or not just based on the picture.
Some people take horrible pictures, and so it's not fair.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I get that.
Speaker 12 (12:59):
Boat.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's also how people are attracted to people in real
life too. You know, like if you see someone out
at a bar, you're not going to be like, well,
they are very unfortunate looking, but I wonder if they
have a good personality, I'm going to talk to them.
I mean, you can strack up a conversational actually and
go like, you know what, they're hot, their personality is hot.
But because people rip people of a time for social
media for looking at how people look, but that's how
(13:20):
you do it when you're out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
It is true.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
But there's also some times like if somebody is walking,
maybe I didn't see their face, but they've got this
walk that I find attractive.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm looking at you.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Maybe there's mannerisms, right, I know, But it's more than
just that picture. That picture doesn't necessarily do somebody justice.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
You're just not going to walk across the room to
talk to a personality because you don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I get that, I get that.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Yeah, But in this per let me tell you about
the app that I did not create, but I find interesting.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
You and I'm just I'm talking about the psychologists who
made it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm like, you know, it's called tribal.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
So the idea is that everybody goes through and answers
forty four questions and then.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's called tribal. This is by a psychologist and it's
called tribal. The most tribal thing in the world would
be like not caring about the personality them. Yeah, forty
four questions, Bye bye, you're from the same area as
me and you not related?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
We date. That was how it would happen back in
the tribal date. Okay, but there's more.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
So you answer these questions and then they start to
filter the people through that at that point, right, and
then you get to see like how they answered certain questions,
and then you can hear their voice. There's voice memos,
and then after seventy two hours of matching with these individuals,
then you can see their face, so their face is
hidden for seventy two hours.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
So does that mean they will match you to who
they think you will like or you get to go
through and look at their answers.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
They'll give you the people that they think that you
would be most likely matched with. The Thing that sucks
about this is that after the seventy two hours that
these people start to disappear, then you know that you're
like they think I'm ugly.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's another good point.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Good job psychologists over the place.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
They help myself thinking very much to get all.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
That makes a good point. Wow, my personality is not
even good.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Enough, because let's be honest, most people don't have one.
They borrow their personality from the internet. Right, So in
the real world that's so sad getting a lot of attentions.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
So just be safe out there. It is wild in
the streets trying to find a good date. Anyway, if
you do have maybe i don't know, like a special
hit in talent, you should showcase that on some of
those apps like this One Woman's this one woman specifically,
she has held the Guinness World Record for the longest
tongue since twenty ten. But now we're talking about her
(15:41):
again because she's showing people what she can do with
that tongue.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
She plays Jenga with her tongue.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
I don't know if i'd want to play Jenga with
someone who has their tongue all over the agenga.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
I'm more of a hand sizer.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
She holds a spoon with her tongue. I mean, this
stuff's crazy. So if you did do that.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
You get a hold a spoon, could you use the
spoon and then like, no hand souit, no hand soup.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
That's dope.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
I feel like I can just picture her feeding somebody
else with her tongue.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Is not a visual I wanted. That's one I wanted.
You're welcome and that's so that's some good spot show.
I really like the spot It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Annie is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her husband of five years
and named Ryan might be messing around. So we'll see
if we can help her out. Annie, I'm sorry you're
in this position, but what's up? Why do you think
Ryan might be cheating?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah? I don't know, I really I'm worried. We have
been married, like you said, for five years. We have
a damn good relationship. We we've seen it all, been
through it all, and are still writing strong. Ryan is
(17:07):
one of those people that, like I guess he would say,
is never boring if you will. He's just constantly making
jokes and doing bits, and he knows that sometimes he
annoys the hell out of me. But it's also what
I love about him. And it's not like always on annoying,
(17:31):
but he'll be the joke to death, like if he
didn't get the reaction that he wanted, I don't know.
And all that being said is he is the sweetest
man ever, which is the reason why I put up
with a lot of his I can pay that, okay,
But now I'm in this position where I am getting
(17:51):
some clues that he may be not faithful. And let
me tell you, I will put up a lot from him,
but I will him up and if he ever cheats
on me. And I need help now to figure out
what's going on.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Why do you so? What are the clues that you're getting?
Speaker 8 (18:14):
I mean, lately, it's like this new lion has just
been emerging. You know, women, we can tell you can
tell we have a we have a like intuition, and
over the last two weeks or so, it's like he's
got this pep in his stiff kind of thing and
(18:34):
grinning for no reason. It's just kind of out of
the ordinary. And I, of course it want him to
be miserable. I mean, it's just that it's not him,
you know. Like there was a moment last week when
we were just watching TV and I saw that this
text message lit up on his phone from a contact
that said don't answer in all caps.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Interesting. You had to ask him about that, though.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Yeah. He looked at it quick, put it down and yeah,
I asked him, and he like threw it off with
some telemarketer that just keeps calling him. And I told him,
I yeah, I told him that that's both and he said, no, really,
that's all it is, with this damn like grin on
his face.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah, the grin is weird.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
After I walked into her room and overheard him saying,
it's fine, baby, she doesn't know. I rounded the corner.
He tried to play it off like on the phone,
like it was a joke or something. I asked who
it was. He said, it was just a guy from
work and again, yeah, right, I'm not getting anything from him,
(19:47):
and I'm tired of whatever's going on with him. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And did you ask him about that one specifically?
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Yeah, yeah, and that's when he like said it was
just and then so then I will I'll admit that
I did look through his phone. Of course, when I
look through his phone multiple times, he's deleted every like
text thread and all the text history, so there's nothing
(20:14):
like I can't bring it up. I know he's been
talking to someone, but he's been deleting the history that
in itself is like worriesome. Why do you have to
delete what normal? Personally? I haven't deleted my text like
in months. You know. I'm just tired of this and
I want some answers. And so tonight he I saw
(20:38):
something on his calendar that he's supposed to be having
quote dinner with M.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
M M.
Speaker 8 (20:47):
As in the letter M. But he says that he's
working late. So I thought, I don't know, this is
the perfect time to sort of catch him and see
if this man that I adore and then I've given
ten years of my life now sorry, yeah, is about
to sort of end up in the hospital after I'm
done with him.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Okay, all right, we'll play a song come back, and
then pretend to be from the grocery store and call
him and tell him that he's this month's winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends us to you or to somebody else. Okay,
all right, we'll play Sorry, We'll play a song come back,
and then get you to catch a teeter next, it's.
Speaker 14 (21:26):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Teter and
if you're just joining us, Annie is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of five years named
Ryan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards member at and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to his wife
Annie or to somebody else. And Annie, before we call him,
(21:50):
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?
Speaker 8 (21:53):
Oh yeah, sure, Basically, I've just we've been together. We
were married for five years. I've just been noticing in
the last few weeks he is acting like giddy and weird.
And then of course there's been some instances a text
message that said don't answer, like I overheard a phone
call where he sounded incredibly It was so clear he
(22:18):
was talking to a woman and he called her babe,
said she doesn't know. It's just one thing after another thing,
eras text messages. I just I need some answers of
what's going on.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
He think he told you it was his coworker after
he said on the phone, ready for us to call him.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Yeah, let's just rip the bandaid off.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is corrible calling from
I was looking for our rewards card.
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Remember named Ryan's.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yes, I Ward Brian. Hi, how are you play the
don't hang up. This's not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling to tell you congratulations here this month big winner.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
I'm a big winner.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (23:06):
What did I win?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered from our new and improved Florida department.
So you've won thirty six long stim red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty United States.
Just our way of saying thank you very much for
being such a loyal customer.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Wow, all right, that's great.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Thanks congratulations, And like I said, it's all for you.
Get confirmation on everything. And the first thing I will
need will be the first and last name of the
person that you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
They're going to go to Meghan, all right, and anything
you want upon a card.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, can you put to my one and only love,
my princess. You've given me the biggest gift of all
A prank on my wife Annie on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh my goodness, what what I feel like?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
This is illegal.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Car Believers worked out as well.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Oh my, no happening.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
So you've been messing with your wife this entire time,
making her think that you're cheating on her.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've been sitting this up for oh gosh,
three four weeks.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
I wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
I want to do week.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Wait a minute, I can't. I can't be quiet anymore. Ryan,
What the what the hell is going on?
Speaker 17 (24:27):
That's really?
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Are you?
Speaker 17 (24:30):
You?
Speaker 8 (24:31):
I know what's going on?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh man, listen I wanted to do a phone prank.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
I wanted to have the radio call you, but I
knew you knew everybody's voices, so that wasn't going to work.
Speaker 8 (24:44):
So I got you to prank me.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
What so for you spent four weeks I'm trying to
convince your wife that you might be cheating, hoping that
she will call us.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
This makes me so mad.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
Well, whoa, I cannot It's all been a joke carefully
ended on April first.
Speaker 17 (25:16):
Oh the timing of.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
This workout so well?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh my gosh, right, you can go heres ou.
Speaker 8 (25:28):
Do you even understand what you have put me through
in the last two three, four weeks? Do you know?
Do you understand that like I have been sick to
my stomach? Have you not noticed I haven't been sleeping well,
I haven't been eating like I. You put me through
absolute health. I this this went far. You went way
(25:49):
too far with this. That is insane. I will want
to know I was, I was thinking the worst.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
That's a good point that.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I believe that you went through this for a bit.
I can't believe you went I mean, is this supposed
to show me that you love me? Even more than
I think that's too much time are put into bringing
a smile.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't think.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm relieve, I guess,
but like I I'm shocked. I can't believe you really
pulled this off. I mean, I guess you knew that
I listened to double all the time, and I guess
I'm trying to like put it all together, that you
planned out for this to work out so perfectly and
(26:49):
in your freaking perfect way. It somehow did.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
You're so understanding understanding.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
I don't believe it. I mean, I love you. I
love you. I'm I'm so glad because I put you
in the hospital and I woke you up.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
She is I think I would never listen Annie, there
is no one in the world I would rather put
through four weeks.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Of hell for a joke.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh God, Annie, at least you know he's not cheating.
And Ryan, I hope you have something planned to make
up for it.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
That part.
Speaker 13 (27:29):
Wow, the Jewel shows to catch a cheating.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Well, it takes three minutes to get everything you need
to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
So Hooters is getting rehooterized, So.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Is that they're rehooterizing themselves, as in rebranding. So if
you remember Hooters, this is a great spot everybody would
go to for wings another wings.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Wait, seriously, there were never wings were that bad.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
I thought I used to it all the time, and
then it was fun because they would sing for people
anytime you were like, oh it's a birthday, or just
embarrass them.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
You don't, don't, you don't bread wings Wings are stupid anyway.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
Sorry, anyway, they're rehooterizing themselves in a way that means
that they're going to be more family friendly. They've had
to file for bankruptcy. They're over three hundred million dollars
in debt and they're just refusing to let go. So
they want to try this again by adding more fresh
ingredients to their menu, having their waitresses not dressed the
way that they did before, or servers.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I guess they've always called themselves a family place.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
They have.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
It's always been a family restaurant technically speaking.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Yes on paper, and now they're really leaning into that
to make it actually a family place.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
So they're just going to be a wing place now, yeah, right, event.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Yeah, But if they would never were a great wing place,
and people didn't go there for the wings.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
That was just my opinion.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
But it's Applebee's or it could be like any one
of those, like apple Bee's chilies. It's like that, really,
But if they're not the thing that they were, then
there another Applebee's or Red Robin or something like that.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Well, men used to.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Go there so they could feel good about themselves. The
people that worked at Hooters had really cute outfits and
they were really good at working them for tips.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, any time I was out of Hooters, it was
always so pathetic to look over to see a table
of guys watching sports or something who think that the
waitresses actually done to them.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Really funny. Actually, my friend Bla used to work there.
I can say her name because she tells everybody she did,
and you guys know her.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
But you know, they got a lot of tips.
Speaker 6 (29:30):
But now the Family Friendly is going to be making
the whole thing a little bit different. I just love
that they have titled it Rehooterizing. They're bringing it back
with fresher ingredients. This is actually really fascinating. Science is
doing something big. They're working to create brainless human bodies
to use for organ transplants and medical testing. Have you
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guys heard about this?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
Yeah, I'm very confused.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
They're growing human bodies with many brains. They can't feel anything,
but they're basically harvesting your.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Organ yeah or Oregon, how do they grow a human
body stem cells?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
I mean, probably a lot more than that, but at
least that.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
I just picture walking into one of those rooms and
there's all these bodies like floating in water, you know
what I mean, like when you see in the movies.
Speaker 18 (30:12):
They're just like a zombie apocalypse. Yeah, listen, I don't
know that I hate this. It is creepy, but it
is like, I don't know, it's creepy. It's creepy, creepy, but.
Speaker 10 (30:23):
It also could possibly say vibes exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, that's something could save lives exactly true.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
But I've been thinking of like you or if you
were on like an organ transplant list, like this could.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
Like really save you.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
But also I don't know, we don't know what's going
on with those bodies that like goh brains and are
just like children tanks.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Well that's what they're saying.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
It raises ethical questions, but these body body OIDs could
revolutionize medicine, not by giving people more organs also by
reducing testing on animals and all that kind of stuff too,
so really fast.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
But if you needed a heart transplant and you get
a heart from a body I hate that name, find
something else, But like what is I don't I'd be
curious to know what that body thing with that heart?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It has me different.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
So what I'm saying, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Well, it's like a synthetic organ.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Oh, essentially, So there's only one hundred thousand people on
the transplant list, and there's three hundred million plus in
this country alone. So my thought there is like not
to say that one hundred thousand people is in a
lot of people.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
But I'm just saying, you know how many body always
you have to make? Yeah, I'm not for an army.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Later, yeahs behind it. Yeah, Oh my gosh, should we
just send on body ooids?
Speaker 6 (31:43):
Or do you want to know about a pregnant criminal?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah? Of course. So have you ever watched a show
and thought, oh my gosh, I can do that now.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Yeah, this pregnant lady in Poland, eight months pregnant, was
watching a lot of bank robbery movies and so and
so she thought, you don't have.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
The fetus grabbed the cash. Yeah, great idea.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
She probably thought you could get away with it because
she was pregnant. She's like, nobody's gonna suspect a pregnant anyway.
So she tricked her husband into being an accomplice because
she told him she was going to the doctors to
get checked.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
And then she went into the bank stole money.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
And then if you put that picture together in your head,
fetus stealing the money gave me went back.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
To just reaching out, just a little hand, grabbing it.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Grabbing and water bag in.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
You can't get man, did your fetus just grab cat? No,
can't do that. This got weird? Absolutely not. That's a
body ooid.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
She walks out in high fives the fetus.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Are you going?
Speaker 19 (32:50):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
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your soul.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Romerias in a game
of trivia for John Legend tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
For you verus Victoria Ashley. What's up, Ashley? How are you?
Why you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 10 (33:29):
I am Ashley? Do you have any kids? Are you
heading to school? Buy any chance? For any reason?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I am not.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
No.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
I came here to spoil you.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
See the thing is my answer was gonna be because
you're about to get educated.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
But you clipped that little get schooled would be better. Yeah, okay,
education a lot of that into it.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Ashley, the game is played like this.
You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to Wayne, Okay, got it
all right, she's outside. The door is closed, and Ashley,
your time starts. Now.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
What's the only mammal born with horns? B What is
the only continent without an active volcano?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Pa?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
What is the most common color of toilet paper in France?
Speaker 8 (34:35):
Charman?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What is the National Flower of Japan. I'm sorry, what
was that? The National Flower of Japan? H loaded, all right,
got that in.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
getting settled, Ashley, do you have any interesting talents that
you would like to tell us about.
Speaker 14 (34:57):
I can say the alphabet backwards faster than people can
say it for it.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
WHOA can we hear it? V y X W v
U T S R q p O N M, L
k j I.
Speaker 8 (35:10):
C f B c B A.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
Wow. How'd you learn that?
Speaker 8 (35:15):
I actually learned it backwards before I learned it forwards.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
That's something my mom taught me.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Mart must have been very confusing until you learned it forward.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
All right, that'll help it the next check.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Yeah, yeah, I was kind of saying the same thing.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
I wasn't because I believe in Ashley.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Victoria's back in the studio, ready to go.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Ashley outright to win.
Speaker 10 (35:46):
My brain is still on the backwards A VCS.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm ready the cbas get it right, all right, Ashley,
you can tell Victoria when to go go.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That's the only mammal born with horns.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Oh, what are the oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
What are those things called in the ice age? Mammoth? Well, namoth?
Speaker 6 (36:07):
What is the only continent without an active vulcan?
Speaker 10 (36:13):
America? North America.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
What is the most common color of toilet paper in France?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What is the national flower of Japan? Lily?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
What popular snack food was once illegal in Canada?
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Mmmm?
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Second a second, Give you a second, Give me a second.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Chips? All right, I got that hint. I know the
build up to it was just a lot. It wasn't
even a specific kind of chips. There was just chips.
Speaker 10 (36:44):
Our cremond onion chips.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Sound great.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer, Brad.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Good job Ashley and Victoria. Neither of you scored anything. Hey,
congratulations Ashley. You know what that means.
Speaker 11 (36:56):
You win.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
You got John Legend tickets and you beat Victoria. All right,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Here's the education part that you got to say.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Just kidding, The only mamble born with horns is a giraffe.
I didn't, then they lose them. Is that how that works?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
No, they just get heart. What do you mean girafts
have hornsttle ones. They don't exist anymore.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
How do you know?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
You're right?
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Only continent without an active volcano is Australia. The most
common color of toilet paper in France is pink.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
It's cute. It is cute France, and I didn't see
any pink toilet paper.
Speaker 17 (37:33):
What color?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Just white? Yeah? That sucks.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
The national flower of Japan is the cherry blossom. And
the popular snack food that was once illegal in Canada
is the Kinder Surprise eggs because they used to have
the small toy in side, or they do have.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
The small toy in side, not chips, not chips, Ashley,
thank you for playing.
Speaker 17 (37:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, we play you for Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria,
all we have to do is DMS at the Jubil
Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 13 (38:02):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Craig is on the phone today for a First Date
follow Up and he's getting ghosted by Bailey. So in
a few minutes, we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
But first, Craig, what's up. How long has it been
since you heard from Bailey?
Speaker 12 (38:22):
It's been about a week.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Okay, seems like the sweet spot, you know, in that week?
Did you try to reach out to her at all?
Speaker 8 (38:29):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 12 (38:30):
I don't know, I don't know what's going on was happening.
I thought it went really well, so I'm not sure
why she's not getting back to me.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay, what'd y'all do?
Speaker 12 (38:40):
We went to We went to this restaurant on the
water I would spoo placed nice.
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Yeah, they have like great.
Speaker 12 (38:47):
Appetizers and stuff. And then we talked a lot, and
I mean she did bring car cards to the date.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Like to do a reading.
Speaker 12 (38:56):
Yeah, but she really didn't know how to how to
use them. So it was kind of like fun and shute.
It was kind of like a like an ice picker
type deal. And yeah, we we were both like making
up stories about what our future would be like and.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
It was cool.
Speaker 12 (39:11):
We kind of we kind of just like you know,
talked about how much kids we wanted and grew up
on a farm, and it was fun. It was like
we will she was saying, saying something similar as well,
and yeah, then it was going everything was going great.
And we walked, I walked into her car and we
kind of you know, made out of the parking lot
and we did for a while and it was great.
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And then I don't know, and I want to get
to you know, go to hold her because she's like
really really fun. She's like really fun, spontaneous type person,
which I'm really like looking for right now, and I
really like the excitement she brings.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Did anything happen on the date that was awkward at all?
Speaker 12 (39:51):
Yeah, a little bit, because afterwards I realized, I actually
I'm kind of embarrassed by it, actually, because when I
got home, I realized, like I spilled olive oil on
my my my pants, like my my from the bread
for like my my crotch area, okay, and I didn't
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notice at all until I until I got home. So
the only thing I'm thinking of, I'm afraid that she thought, like,
you know, I peed myself or like something worse. From
the makeout, I.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Got too excited. Oh, so was this a book? So
it's a big oil stain that was on your pants?
Speaker 12 (40:31):
Yeah, it's because I dropped bread on me and the
breads had a lot of oil on it.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, and I didn't.
Speaker 12 (40:37):
I didn't even know. I would have talked, that would
have mentioned I didn't even know. So that's the only
thing I think why she would not be might be
not be calling you.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Back, especially if it's in a certain area.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
I mean, yeah, and I tried, like on her next day.
She didn't answer. Yeah, I don't know if it's a
pants or it's something else.
Speaker 11 (40:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I don't I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
And you said you've texted her, What did you say?
Speaker 12 (41:01):
I'm just like, hey, how'd it going? I had fun?
But like love that again, like you a lot.
Speaker 10 (41:07):
Yeah, you can't really explain over text. I feel like
if I got a message like a guy trying to
explain what that was, I don't know how i'd react.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Well, especially if she didn't see it.
Speaker 12 (41:17):
Maybe she did. I don't want to like take a
picture of my pants, like hey about this weird?
Speaker 14 (41:23):
All right?
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Well yeah, that would be worse writing Hey, we want
to talk to you about this?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
What is this all right?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Well, we'll play a song come Back, and then call
her see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, great, all right,
we'll play song come Back, get your first day follow up.
Speaker 13 (41:39):
Next first date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at advocateslad dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Right in the middle of your first Date follow Up
and if you're just joining us, Craig is on the
phone and we're about to call Bailey, a girl that
he went out with who's now ghosting him, and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But before we do that, Craig,
why don't you catch everybody in your situation?
Speaker 12 (42:02):
Yeah, I went up this girlqut Bailey.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
We had a lot of fun with.
Speaker 12 (42:05):
The seafood place. We uh you know, played tear cards,
left around, joked around me out a little bit. I
think going well. I think everything went well until I
got home and I realized I had some oil from
the bread and I spilled on my pants and I
just sitting in my crotch area and doesn't look uh,
doesn't look great.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
So and I can call texted.
Speaker 12 (42:27):
I haven't heard back, so I don't know. She's kind
of go she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I'm so sorry, I'm laughing the host. I mean, come on, yeah,
I mean it is even if she is ghosting you.
Because of that, it's still pretty funny.
Speaker 10 (42:39):
I know it is.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
All right, you're ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Sure, Okay, here we go. Hello him manspeak to Bailey. Please. Yeah, Hi, Bailey,
how are you.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
My name is Jewbel and this is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Hi, the whole show's here. I'm Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Oh Hi, I'm good.
Speaker 17 (43:10):
Hi guy, I think for calling, I guess Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Have you listened to the show before?
Speaker 8 (43:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
So we're calling because this is a first day follow
up where if you go on a date with somebody
and you end up ghosting them, they can get they
can have us get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them and you're currently ghosting somebody?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, maybe do you have any idea who would email us?
Speaker 8 (43:33):
Oh? You know, casually. You know, I have met some people,
so I'm not exactly sure.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, Bailey's busy, so it could be a number of people.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
You want to throw out a name.
Speaker 8 (43:46):
Okay, lexcuse is it Craig?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yes, congratulations, you did wear something. You got that right,
it's Craig. He emailed us and told us about your date.
And he says that you haven't talked to him for
a week, and he's wondering if you'll tell us why.
Speaker 17 (44:02):
I mean, it actually might kind of sounds super stupid,
but yeah, I guess I have been avoiding him, so
I didn't.
Speaker 8 (44:10):
Like his shoes.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Well it's wrong with his shoes.
Speaker 17 (44:13):
He was wearing these like these like half sneaker kind
of like half hiking boot kind of shoe, you know,
are dates and and he just felt a little too
like you know, crunchy granola for me.
Speaker 8 (44:29):
Okay, you know there's like that type the granola.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Guys.
Speaker 17 (44:32):
I don't know, that shouldn't be a big deal. I
know that sounds probably a lot of people think that
sounds super stupid. But for me at.
Speaker 8 (44:39):
This point in my life, like it just seems like
that's his vibe.
Speaker 17 (44:42):
And I'm like way too tired and like I'm getting older,
like to try to change a man and like make
a man fit into like the kind of style of
life that I would live and and to change how
he acts or how he dresses. So yeah, I just
feel like I'm past that teaching stage of my life
and I just want to find a man who was
like and already trained ready to be like the way
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that I like him.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
So you don't want to have to train a dude
again to get him too that.
Speaker 17 (45:10):
Yeah, Like, let's be real, we all know we train
our men. I mean, come on, like you know, the
drastic like women kind of you know, we train our
dudes to be in the way that we like our dudes.
And it just seemed like I'd have to work too
hard to try to change him. And I shouldn't want
to have to change somebody from who they are.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
You shouldn't. Yeah, you're right there, you shouldn't want to
do that.
Speaker 6 (45:28):
I mean, I get wanting to influence somebody, Like if
you really like somebody and you really hate their shoes,
I mean, there's definitely a way to be like babe,
you know, you look really cute.
Speaker 17 (45:36):
And I know, and that seems simple, but it just
seems like the way I know. I guess I just
felt like I was like, oh, this is going to
take like months years of like trying to like maybe
make you be the dude that I'm usually into, but
this is not your style. So at this point I
was just like, eh, you know what, forget it. Like
he is actually super hot. I had a great time
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with him.
Speaker 10 (45:58):
I just yeah.
Speaker 17 (45:59):
After that, I was it's like, this isn't going to
go past the first date.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Did you know that Craig is on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you?
Speaker 8 (46:06):
Uh no, well, hi, hello, I'm good.
Speaker 17 (46:15):
I'm sorry that you had to hear all that. It's
nothing personal.
Speaker 12 (46:19):
I think it's kind of shallow, to be honest, especially
like over shoes, Like I have other pairs of shoes.
I mean, yeah, I mean I think it's I don't
know how you judge someone based off one apparent one day,
but I guess that's your thing. It's kind of what
you do.
Speaker 8 (46:35):
So well.
Speaker 17 (46:37):
I mean, I'm and I'm pologize if you were like confused.
I mean, I know we had like an awesome kiss
at the end of the night and that was great.
It's just like to me, of course they made out,
you know, like I had to lasses a start and
a and you were there, you know, like make ups
are just like innocent and fun. Like I think maybe
by us kissing, you probably thought it would be more
serious after that. Like I don't know, it didn't have
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to mean anything, Like I just thought it was a
one great date and that was a great time.
Speaker 12 (47:04):
But that was just like lave it at that, Okay,
I mean that's that's fine. I mean, I guess you
had a lot of past trauma about training guys or
whatever that what that means. But there was just a
pair of shoes. So I mean, it's fine, it's cool,
no worries. I hope you, uh, you know, bring bring
a pair of shoes to your next date. Do you
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want the guy to wear so you'll feel more comfortable.
Speaker 8 (47:29):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't really need to bring the shoes.
Speaker 17 (47:32):
I was obviously looking for a man who just like
knows how to dress on.
Speaker 8 (47:35):
A date, is what I got to mean, Like, I
mean you do you.
Speaker 17 (47:39):
I'm sure you have plenty of other great shoes then,
Like why was that like this choice to represent who
you are on date one? So I wouldn't say this
is all on me, just like I don't think it
has anything to do with trauma.
Speaker 8 (47:50):
It's just called I don't want to waste my time
on someone you like.
Speaker 17 (47:53):
He isn't really putting the thought in on a date.
Speaker 12 (47:56):
I mean, I think a lot of girls like what
I wear. I mean I didn't like your I only
your makeup. It was a little shoppy, But I wasn't
trying to end the entire relationship because you couldn't. You
don't know how to put on makeup. I guess that's
your thing. So you know, I just thought you had
a bad makeup day. I won't see how well you
didn't the next time, but I guess we're not doing thatself.
Speaker 17 (48:17):
No, like you said, you'll find you said there's plenty
of girls who like your shoes, so definitely go find
one of them and you'll have a second date.
Speaker 8 (48:23):
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Are we sure about that? Bailey? Would you like another
day with Craig? Will pay for it?
Speaker 1 (48:28):
No, I'm good.
Speaker 17 (48:29):
I you know, I like somebody who really wants to
bring it and wants to respect me on the day.
I'll pass.
Speaker 12 (48:35):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
No, I'm good as well.
Speaker 12 (48:36):
I'd rather not go on a second date someone who's
empty and Shallo has trauma over shoes and shirts and
the very questionable makeup choices.
Speaker 13 (48:48):
You will first day fallow up.
Speaker 20 (48:49):
My favorite holiday is April Fool's Day, and some people
try and bring me down, say it's not even a holiday.
I think that's the greatest holiday there is because the
way it's structured, because on April Fool's Day, you play
prank on a friend of yours and then you yell
the name of the holiday at them. You guys feel
me on that, right. I don't see why we don't
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celebrate every holiday like that, Like who set fire to
my mailbox?
Speaker 14 (49:15):
Me?
Speaker 3 (49:15):
Valid, you're the one.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
This romance playing a sob it's a jewbil show.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
And every year, businesses, co workers, lovers spend a day
playing pranks on each other. And because of April Fools,
people online are sharing the best April fools Day pranks
that they pulled. If you have one, calls up eighty
eight three four three one six one or text in
four one oh six one and we'll go over some
of the top April Fools pranks this year so you
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can be ready for next year. Here are some of
the top April Fool's Day pranks that people pulled. It says,
I once paint in my husband's soap bar with clear
nail polish, let it dry, and then put it back
in the shower. Oh oh man, so it wouldn't lather
no matter how hard he tried.
Speaker 10 (50:08):
That's really that's fun.
Speaker 7 (50:11):
I would be so frustrated by that. I mean, I
don't use a bar of soap because uses use bar
soap anymore. Kind of deserved it, honestly.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Okay, well, dove soap is legit, but.
Speaker 10 (50:23):
Like even the bar soap, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Someone else is sharing the top April Fool's Day prank
that they did. I once hid one hundred and forty
four Easter eggs around our home. It's been two or
three years and they're still unaccounted for. I would drive
me crazy.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
Is there a spreadsheets?
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Have you guys done any good April fools Day pranks
on anybody ever?
Speaker 6 (50:47):
I had this really great idea actually this year that
I was going to go ahead and get oreos and
then fill the middle. I mean it's kind of an
og one, like not really creative when you fill it
with toothpaste, because everybody at the office just eats whatever's
in the kitchen.
Speaker 10 (50:59):
I would have been because I would have eaten that.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
But I just was a little bit lazy, but it
has worked in the past because my brother would always
eat it.
Speaker 5 (51:07):
Well, I would have eaten it this time, and I
would been like it was inside of it. And then they,
you know, want to walk around the corner April boles
and I'd be like, that's not funny.
Speaker 6 (51:13):
The point bring in regular next time. Two faces my
go to. I used to put them in my brother's shoes.
I totally forgot about that until No Nina.
Speaker 7 (51:22):
Thinking about April Fools is it's supposed to be sort
of lighthearted, right, It's not supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I always like, I always mess it up.
Speaker 7 (51:28):
When I was in high school, I have poxyed somebody's
mailbox shut. What yeah, you put like like glued their
mailbox shut. Essentially it was unrecoverable. It's like you like,
I ruined their mailbox.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Thing to do. I'm not gonna do two faces. I'm
gonna boxy your mailbox. I hate April Fools.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Sometime someone else said that for apl Fools, they unscrewed
the shower heads and put a beef bull on cubes
inside of it.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Okay, and so their sister took a shower in beef broth.
Speaker 12 (52:05):
It.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
A lot of people do that to get back at exs.
You've had a good aprifols joke.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Alls up eighted eight three four three one six one
text in four one o six one. Hey Chris, you
pulled a good Aprifool's joke.
Speaker 9 (52:19):
Yet we did so.
Speaker 8 (52:22):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (52:22):
This was during COVID and told our kids that would
they needed to go get shots at the local bartels.
So of course, you know, shots is never fun. So
we show up at the bartels. We're walking down the
aisle and suddenly this guy shows up like in the
middle of the aisle and he looks like truly like
(52:42):
a psychopath. Like he has like this breathing mask on
and goggles and a lap coat and like this crazy hair,
and worst of all, he's holding this massive styringe and
just coming at him. Oh god, like completely freaking out
and uh anyway, turns out to be their dad. They
didn't recognize him, but h The funny thing is, my
(53:04):
my one son was too scared to come in who
was in the car, and so my husband actually went
out to the car dressed like this to give him
a shot and it was it was awesome, So.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Funny are traumatized okay, making of.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
An anti vaxxer.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
Thank you for your phone call, Chris, have a great day.
Calls up bited eight three four three six one. Text
in four one of six one if you pulled a
good Aprifols joke. Somebody texted in at four one o
six one and said, we told our coworker that there
was vandalism in the parking lot and it looked like
his tires were slashed.
Speaker 2 (53:39):
Oh and we slashed his tire. Didn't think through that.
We had to buy him sais after that.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, again, that's just slashing somebody's tired.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Bought so many mailboxes that year.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
I feel like Aprilfols when you were a kid, was
so like lighthearted and fun, like oh, I'd come to
school with like a fake cast on, or i ha
come to school with like crutches and like my future. Obviously,
like Vitoria, you can go to recess like girl, just
get up like nothing's wrong with you.
Speaker 10 (54:07):
But then when you're an adult you can play like.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
Some really.
Speaker 2 (54:12):
Bad pranks that can cut people are mean.
Speaker 6 (54:14):
One time one guy pretended to be my boyfriend April Fool.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
My friends got in on this.
Speaker 6 (54:23):
My friends got in on this, and it was like
a long game, so like it started a couple of
days before.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Als, and like when a day after.
Speaker 6 (54:30):
And then it was a whole April Fools hauhble yes,
And I'm so sorry for you.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
People don't think things as really rude. Hey, Kayla, what's
an April Fools Day rank that you pulled?
Speaker 14 (54:51):
So when I was in high school, my boyfriend drove
like a ninety six Chevy truck, so I decided I
was going to take apart the master's own there basically
like this, and it took him, like yeah, it took
him like six months to finally take it to the
shop to realize like it was. It was a very
simple thing.
Speaker 6 (55:14):
These really April fools are these just like I'm really
smearing with your things.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
That's impressive too. They were able to do that.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
That's a good one.
Speaker 10 (55:20):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, Jewbles dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 10 (55:31):
On the New Hits one six point one.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 8 (55:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (55:37):
I do?
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Okay, sweet? What is it?
Speaker 8 (55:41):
Well?
Speaker 21 (55:41):
First of all, I went on a vacation and I
it was great vacation.
Speaker 2 (55:45):
And I met this.
Speaker 21 (55:46):
Squirrel and she was with a bunch of friends, and uh,
you know, one. After talking a little while, we we
started hooking up and we kind of hooked up my
entire weekend.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
There and was great, well that's nice.
Speaker 3 (55:57):
Yeah, it was lovely. It's a really nice time, and
you know it.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
Sounds Yeah, she was lovely. That was great.
Speaker 21 (56:06):
And so fast forward, I get an invitation for my
buddy to go to his destination wedding and I show
up and me and him have a little plan to
meet have a dinner with his bride to be, and uh,
the girl I hooked up with was his bride And wait,
how long ago?
Speaker 17 (56:25):
Was that?
Speaker 15 (56:27):
Six months ago? And this was just a few weeks ago.
The wedding was a few weeks ago. So certainly, oh yeah, yeah,
for sure. But that trip that was her bachelorette trip.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
Follow you found out it was her bachelorette trip. Yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 21 (56:43):
She was talking about the trip to Hawaii and I
was like, that was where I.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, no, there's more, hold on, oh really there's more.
Speaker 11 (56:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (56:54):
Unfortunately, So now we're at the wedding and great ceremony,
but we go to the party and she keeps kind
of accidentally seeing me in the bath around the bathroom Mary,
because it's it's a destination wedding, the bathroom with a.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Little other building, you know. So she's trying.
Speaker 15 (57:12):
Yeah, but then I.
Speaker 21 (57:15):
Got so drunk by the end of the night.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
That I did.
Speaker 21 (57:19):
I did hook up with her, you know, and she
she found me.
Speaker 16 (57:25):
I was compromised, let's say, you know, lots of good wine,
and she and I had some fun and then she
went to her husband further wedding night.
Speaker 6 (57:34):
Oh, she is saying, Man, that's scandalous. I want to
say this is on her though she asked for all
of it.
Speaker 7 (57:39):
It's always on the cheater. Yeah, but are you gonna
tell your buddy or no?
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Well, I mean, what do you think we should.
Speaker 6 (57:46):
I I think she's gonna do it again, and probably
with somebody else too.
Speaker 8 (57:52):
Well.
Speaker 7 (57:52):
I think if she's going to do it again, it
should be with you, you know, safe you think so?
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah? Maybe I don't know. I should do it again. No, no,
not him, not hook up with her again.
Speaker 9 (58:08):
Oh oh.
Speaker 2 (58:12):
Oh, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 16 (58:14):
All right, thanks guys.
Speaker 10 (58:17):
What's your dirty little secret?
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