April 2, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You are pell and.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ready in everyone just a little. The biggest gift would
be from me, and the car detached would say, every
iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the
(00:24):
Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show
with your drunk at Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's
younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the
quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and pops by
every once in a while to ask if she can
borrow our Netflix login because the new Pygmy Marmoset she
just got off of the dark Web, keeps logging in
on devices and she got banned our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And then there's producer Brad. He's a dad.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hey, everybody, old pal, and I'm Jewbil and this is
the Jewbil Show and this is the time of week
where we check in and see what's going on with
our lives and you know what's.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So I could tell you about how I got a
parking ticket park outside of Victoria's apartment and I feel
like she should pay for it, But what I'm not
gonna tell you that story I'm going to tell you
about the two Kings that are on their way though. Okay,
So my friend she's been seeing this one chick who
does like tarot readings. I know it's the woo woo,
so whether you believe it or not, it's still fun.
(01:19):
So she bought me a session because she's like, dude,
you just scrolls the best you have to see what
she's got to say. And she actually was really fun
to talk to. But while she was doing the reading,
she pulled out that in May, I'm not gonna have
one man courting me.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm gonna have two.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
And they're not just like any man, They're gonna be kings.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Dope. Are you like currently talking to any royalty that
you know of?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Not that I'm aware of, but I did just get
my hair did.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I just feel like, you know what, regardless of what
she says or whether it's true, May is a good
month to start putting myself out there. So I just
felt like, you know, and if I go out there
with the confidence of believing the two Kings are gonna
be fighting over me, then.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's the right energy to put into the universe.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, I think so, And there's gonna be a lot
of people dming you now yeh, Like so I'm royalty, Yeah,
I'll toller you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm supposed to not worry about my type, Like go
for anybody they're a king.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Two kings will be fighting over you. Don't make them joust.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh yeah in the studio.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I'm just concerned because Nina is someone who would get
a DM from somebody who says they're a king, and
she'd be like you, guys, think it's a king.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I would not have.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Done that, literally done, You've literally done that even like guys,
oh my god, this is a real person, like.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You're just like no, some athlete or something rogers you did.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't know, man, social media, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Easy to find.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'm just I'm concerned.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
We're gonna be looking out for you in May because
I want to make sure you're safe about these kings.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm gonna be telling you accept every one of them
and just.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Go for it. Just run it by me, please, Or
what's going on with you this week?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, guys, I've gotten to the age where I now
have to fill out a four to oh one K
or a roth ira.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't fully understand what either of those mean to
be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I hate to tell us to Victoria, but you've been
that age for quite some time.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Now, you get a paycheck, you should sign up for.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That first time you get a paycheck.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
This is the age that I just thought your company
kind of just like automatically signed you up for it.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
And then I want asked me that today, like does
your company do that for you? And I was like, oh, yeah,
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, And like I'm like, I'm pretty
sure I'm in it right now, like you're pretty sure?
Did you sign up? And I was like no, but
you just asked me if my company signs up for
me like kind of like a you got me, I
got you kind of thing right, and they said no.
So I created an account yesterday have done nothing with
it since. But we're all on our paths. Do whatever
(03:42):
that is the same. Really, you don't even know what
the account is.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You just heard four one K Like, I guess I
have to do that thing.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It sounds me every adult does, But I just don't
like that's a loss of money for me.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Now.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
It's so that there's money in a bank account when
you quit working, See.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
How do I so it can pay for you? Like
when you don't have a job and like you're retired.
I thought you get that automatically.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What you're gonna be fine? You got it all figured out.
Everybody else takes care of your retirement.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well no, but I'll give you one of my kings
help you like that brow.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.
What's up, Gabby? What's up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
So, my my darling of a husband threw me to
the wolves this week. Oh and I'm thinking about getting
separate beds. So I'm sleeping and all of a sudden
he jumps out of bed.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Without saying anything. I'm just a light sleeper.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
And like starts freaking out, gyrating around, and I'm like,
I jump out of bed too because I'm like, what's
going on? And it's scared the but Jesus out him and.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
He goes, they're not here, explorer in the bed. I said,
you weren't.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Gonna tell.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Without saying anything, Big spider.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
A light sleeper, that spider.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I would definitely switch beats for sure.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Love you. Here's the bread.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I've been really jealously. I got a bunch of friends
traveling in the world. It's literally the only thing I've
ever wanted to do is travel the world. I know,
it sounds so great. I have one friend who I
didn't even think would be into this, but he's he's
in Cuba.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm waiting for it.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
No, I'm just saying, like, this is not the guy
that I thought would be in Cuba.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, turns out though, he's having a good time. Wow,
you know it's coming.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Actually, so that was kind of He's going to go
to Korean next, find a soul mate.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Wow, traveler, what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm a little stressed out because well, because I go
on TikTok Live all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You know that stresses me out.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, And I made a promise the other day on
TikTok Live and I haven't practiced, and I have to.
I'm gonna go on TikTok Live later today.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
What to promise?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, I promised everybody that I would learn this song
on ukulele because I was playing the ukule on TikTok Live.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
He does I have three of them?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I didn't know that. Ye three?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
He's got yes, stupid three.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
They don't take much space. Yeah, they don't. They're very small.
I'm pretty cheap, so they got three of them.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I was playing the ukulele on TikTok Live the other
day and then I was asking people, what you know,
what song I would like, what I should learn for
the next one, And I started learning on the TikTok Live.
But by the time I go live this afternoon, I
have to figure out how to play this on ukuleles.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm stressed out.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You know, I made a promise and I haven't really
practiced this. I don't think that's your sort.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, it's basically like it's basically just like you strum
twice boom boom boom boom boom booming at the same.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Time, you sing loud enough over and they'll be like,
I won't even know. Yeah, I don't see if I
can do that.
You are pell and.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ready in everyone just a little. The biggest gift would
be from me, and the car detached would say, every
iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the
(00:24):
Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show
with your drunk at Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's
younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the
quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and pops by
every once in a while to ask if she can
borrow our Netflix login because the new Pygmy Marmoset she
just got off of the dark Web, keeps logging in
on devices and she got banned our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
And then there's producer Brad. He's a dad.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hey, everybody, old pal, and I'm Jewbil and this is
the Jewbil Show and this is the time of week
where we check in and see what's going on with
our lives and you know what's.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
So I could tell you about how I got a
parking ticket park outside of Victoria's apartment and I feel
like she should pay for it, But what I'm not
gonna tell you that story I'm going to tell you
about the two Kings that are on their way though. Okay,
So my friend she's been seeing this one chick who
does like tarot readings. I know it's the woo woo,
so whether you believe it or not, it's still fun.
(01:19):
So she bought me a session because she's like, dude,
you just scrolls the best you have to see what
she's got to say. And she actually was really fun
to talk to. But while she was doing the reading,
she pulled out that in May, I'm not gonna have
one man courting me.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'm gonna have two.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
And they're not just like any man, They're gonna be kings.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Dope. Are you like currently talking to any royalty that
you know of?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Not that I'm aware of, but I did just get
my hair did.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I just feel like, you know what, regardless of what
she says or whether it's true, May is a good
month to start putting myself out there. So I just
felt like, you know, and if I go out there
with the confidence of believing the two Kings are gonna
be fighting over me, then.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's the right energy to put into the universe.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, I think so, And there's gonna be a lot
of people dming you now yeh, Like so I'm royalty, Yeah,
I'll toller you.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm supposed to not worry about my type, Like go
for anybody they're a king.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Two kings will be fighting over you. Don't make them joust.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh yeah in the studio.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I'm just concerned because Nina is someone who would get
a DM from somebody who says they're a king, and
she'd be like you, guys, think it's a king.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I would not have.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Done that, literally done, You've literally done that even like guys,
oh my god, this is a real person, like.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You're just like no, some athlete or something rogers you did.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't know, man, social media, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Easy to find.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'm just I'm concerned.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
We're gonna be looking out for you in May because
I want to make sure you're safe about these kings.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'm gonna be telling you accept every one of them
and just.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Go for it. Just run it by me, please, Or
what's going on with you this week?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, guys, I've gotten to the age where I now
have to fill out a four to oh one K
or a roth ira.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't fully understand what either of those mean to
be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I hate to tell us to Victoria, but you've been
that age for quite some time.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Now, you get a paycheck, you should sign up for.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That first time you get a paycheck.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
This is the age that I just thought your company
kind of just like automatically signed you up for it.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
And then I want asked me that today, like does
your company do that for you? And I was like, oh, yeah,
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, And like I'm like, I'm pretty
sure I'm in it right now, like you're pretty sure?
Did you sign up? And I was like no, but
you just asked me if my company signs up for
me like kind of like a you got me, I
got you kind of thing right, and they said no.
So I created an account yesterday have done nothing with
it since. But we're all on our paths. Do whatever
(03:42):
that is the same. Really, you don't even know what
the account is.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You just heard four one K Like, I guess I
have to do that thing.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It sounds me every adult does, But I just don't
like that's a loss of money for me.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Now.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
It's so that there's money in a bank account when
you quit working, See.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
How do I so it can pay for you? Like
when you don't have a job and like you're retired.
I thought you get that automatically.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What you're gonna be fine? You got it all figured out.
Everybody else takes care of your retirement.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well no, but I'll give you one of my kings
help you like that brow.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.
What's up, Gabby? What's up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
So, my my darling of a husband threw me to
the wolves this week. Oh and I'm thinking about getting
separate beds. So I'm sleeping and all of a sudden
he jumps out of bed.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Without saying anything. I'm just a light sleeper.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
And like starts freaking out, gyrating around, and I'm like,
I jump out of bed too because I'm like, what's
going on? And it's scared the but Jesus out him and.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
He goes, they're not here, explorer in the bed. I said,
you weren't.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Gonna tell.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Without saying anything, Big spider.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
A light sleeper, that spider.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I would definitely switch beats for sure.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Love you. Here's the bread.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I've been really jealously. I got a bunch of friends
traveling in the world. It's literally the only thing I've
ever wanted to do is travel the world. I know,
it sounds so great. I have one friend who I
didn't even think would be into this, but he's he's
in Cuba.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I'm waiting for it.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
No, I'm just saying, like, this is not the guy
that I thought would be in Cuba.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, turns out though, he's having a good time. Wow,
you know it's coming.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Actually, so that was kind of He's going to go
to Korean next, find a soul mate.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Wow, traveler, what's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm a little stressed out because well, because I go
on TikTok Live all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You know that stresses me out.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, And I made a promise the other day on
TikTok Live and I haven't practiced, and I have to.
I'm gonna go on TikTok Live later today.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
What to promise?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, I promised everybody that I would learn this song
on ukulele because I was playing the ukule on TikTok Live.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
He does I have three of them?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I didn't know that. Ye three?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
He's got yes, stupid three.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
They don't take much space. Yeah, they don't. They're very small.
I'm pretty cheap, so they got three of them.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I was playing the ukulele on TikTok Live the other
day and then I was asking people, what you know,
what song I would like, what I should learn for
the next one, And I started learning on the TikTok Live.
But by the time I go live this afternoon, I
have to figure out how to play this on ukuleles.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I'm stressed out.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
You know, I made a promise and I haven't really
practiced this. I don't think that's your sort.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, it's basically like it's basically just like you strum
twice boom boom boom boom boom booming at the same.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Time, you sing loud enough over and they'll be like,
I won't even know. Yeah, I don't see if I
can do that.
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