The Full Jubal Show from April 2nd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event by
let's get.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's the Gibil Show, and welcome to another day and
another heated Internet debate. Normally, people online are arguing about
what political gang you affiliate with, the Red or the
glue or one group is trying to show how accepting
and non controlling they are by telling another group of
people that they can't identify with at all how they
should feel.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
But today on.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
The Internet, everybody is arguing about the latest Taylor Swift
Swift and Travis Kelsey news. Oh my, if you don't
know who Taylor Swift is, she's one of the biggest
stars on the planet. And if you don't know who
Travis Kelsey is, I think he has a podcast or something.
But their boyfriend and girlfriend and they did something the
other day that has everybody he did. Some people are

(01:06):
saying that what they did is irresponsible and they're just
terrible people for doing it, and other people are saying
that it's the cutest thing. Ever, what did they do?
They got a dog together? Oh that is separating the
planet right now. Oh wow, all the things they got
a dog together? Really? Yes, people are arguing because they're
not like married, yeah, and so they're saying it's irresponsible

(01:28):
for them to get a dog together when they're just
boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Other people are just like, that's the cutest thing. It
absolutely is.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
You're putting yourself in a very compromising position because if
everything doesn't work out, now.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You've got a dog that you have to worry about.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
People do this whole like, okay, shared custody of puppies,
and then you gotta see your ex. You gotta deal
with your ex. If you don't have kids, you're in
a position for a clean break. If you're not engaged
and you're not married and you get a dog, you're
screwing yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I know people that have that split dogs and they
seem fine with it. They seem to do okay with it.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Okay, but then when you have somebody that the new
person that shares the dog with you has a person yes,
let me just say, Okay, So I was dating this
dude and he had and he had a dog that
he had shared with his ex girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
So she would come over and get this dog.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
And then sometimes I'd get there and the dog wasn't there,
But then the dog was gonna be there, and he
wasn't there, so the girl was gonna show up and
bring the dog.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
For me to hang out with the dog. Anyway, it
was just not worth it. This is too much.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
This isn't a child. I love dogs. This isn't about animals.
I love puppies. I think you should like hang out
with them if you have them. But to actually say
we're gonna have co ownership, you're messing with a lot
of stuff and that's your peace, and that are messing
with your peace.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
People are saying that it's irresponsible to get a dog
before you're married.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
So would you rather them say, does someone keep it
after the Well they're not getting divorced, but after the breakup,
someone just keep the dog?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
One person, No, I think you should get it and
be like, this dog is mine. You're allowed to help
me with it. That's gonna get used to their owner.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, that happens.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
But if you're going to say at the end of
this relationship, like hopefully you don't want to break up,
I get that. I'm not saying you're going into these situations,
but you are screwing yourself. You're attaching yourself to a
person with a dog.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Or a cat.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's the same.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
We'll say it.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Is tough because I've had a dog with someone and
we weren't married, and I loved that dog. Yeah, I
spent so much time training the dog. Me and that
dog were buddies, you know. And then when I broke up,
all was like, there's no way I'm gonna split the dog,
you know, like I can't. I definitely don't want to
see them again. And so I gave her the dog

(03:33):
and I missed the dog, you know. Luckily she showed
up in my email inbox about ten years later asking
me for money.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
To help put the dogs, and I.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Was like, what, that's another thing too. They can use
the dog to manipulate you to get money. I mean,
this may be actually real. And then your double heartbroken
over the relationship and the dog, like it's just I
don't know, that's just too much heartbreak.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
This is how I know the Jubil Show is a
show of the because we're not talking about regular people.
We're talking about the kind of people who wouldn't even
raise their own kids they have so much money.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's true. This is not a.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Problem for Taylor Swift in the podcast, like they have
to shuffle the dog back and forth if they get
broken up. They have many assistants to do that.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh yeah, and everybody knows Taylor Swift owns at all.
It's no, he doesn't. Does not lay his head down
at night thinking he owns Jack.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, so this is really messed up.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
But I used to follow Travis Kelsey's ex girlfriend because
I used to work with her anyway, So the two
of them, they had like two or three dogs together.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
They did yes, So this is Travis Kelsey's thing. That
means their relationship is doomed.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I don't know, but he would post with these dogs
and he's like, oh my dogs, my dogs. But since
they broke up, Kayla's posting with all these dogs. These
are herd dogs.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
So he already has a record of abandoning dogs.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
So we know Taylor Swift is going to end up
with the dog.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
She already has them. She has, she has Travis. There
isn't anything that the guy owns.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
So it does seem kind of like her puppy more than she's.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Getting a second puppy.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
It's another jubile phone frame twenties.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Hello, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's donk uh h Hi can I help you.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, it's Donk. What's up? Uh nothing?

Speaker 8 (05:30):
You called me?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Uh yeah, what's up with you?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
So it's cool, you know what I mean? Like I
definitely like am down.

Speaker 9 (05:45):
I'm sorry, I'm really confused.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Who who is?

Speaker 10 (05:48):
Who?

Speaker 11 (05:49):
Why are you calling? Who is?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah that's right. You probably don't know my name, but
like you've been wanting to, my name is Donk. Like
my actual name is Paul Donkler, but like everybody just
calls me Donk. So yeah, that's my name. Like you
could have just came up and asked me, you know
what I mean, like.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Came up and asked you.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Sorry, do I know you have? I? Have I met
you before? Well no, we never like officially met until now.
But like the other day, like I was crushing chest
and you left your wallet like right by the waight
rack in the gym and I found it, So you know,

(06:30):
calling you Okay, I tell it, you know, Oh okay,
so you have my you found my wallet?

Speaker 8 (06:40):
Oh ray, I've been I've been looking for okay.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, yeah, now, like I totally get it. Donk was
crushing chess that day and then like you left your
wallet by the weights and so yeah, DONC knows what's up. Like,
that's a really creative way to get me to call you.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
By the way, So DONK you think that I left
my wallet there on purpose so that you could find me,
call me and ask me on a date.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, DONK knows, you know what I mean, Like it
was super obvious but also kind of cool, you know
what I mean, Like, that's so dope.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
Okay, I can tell you right now that that is
absolutely not what.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I was doing.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
I can only imagine the kind of guy you are.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I see people like you at the gym all the time.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
You see at the gym.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Yeah, but you just assume that people are looking at you.
I know, guys like you. I see you all the
time of the gym. I'm not interested. That's definitely not
what's going on. I have a boyfriend, so that's definitely
not what Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
And that's cool, you know what I mean. Like, normally,
DONK wouldn't make an exception like if a girl had
a boyfriend or whatever. But like, I think you're super
hot and like I don't even mind, you know, like
we don't have.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
To talent or whatever.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
Okay, DONK, first of all, please stop referring to yourself
in third person.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, it's just dog on the phone.

Speaker 9 (08:11):
No, I mean you're you're saying, you're referring to yourself
as your own name.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
That's what third person is.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
You can say name. It's just me and you talking,
because just Donk and Danica talking right now, Like.

Speaker 12 (08:26):
There's not I'm not no, okay, So there's okay.

Speaker 11 (08:31):
Great.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
So DONK are you saying like that.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
You have a boyfriend and you're hoping like a three
thing three thing he happens. I don't want a three
thingy with you, DONK. I just want my wallet back, okay,
because like if that is what you're saying, like I
won't let you know, like I didn't. Donks might be down,
you know what I mean? It depends like how much
your boyfriend can venture or whatever. Dude, what is your problem?

Speaker 13 (09:00):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (09:00):
I just keep the wallet. I I'll get all new cards.
There's really not much in there. You can just keep it.
Just do throw out my ID so you don't have
my picture.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
I can't even I don't underto it is cool like
I already made reservations.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Oh my god, No, no, don absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Please just get rid of my wallet and never call
me again, Nika, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend
actually sets you up. Oh my god, you left your
wallet at the gym and he actually found it yesterday
and wants to give it back to you, but first

(09:45):
he wanted to do a prank phone call. Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
You know people like that really exists at the gym.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
So I really I was there. I was there with you.
I thought it was so no.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
We say, mornings on the twenty, give us three minutes
and we'll give you everything you need to know for
the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Once again, we're waking up fearing the fate of TikTok.
President Trump will discuss today what he sees the future
of TikTok to be.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
So bye Dance.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
The owner of TikTok has until Friday to sell the
to a non Chinese buyer or be banned in the US.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Wait, we're still on the whole banning thing.

Speaker 14 (10:28):
Though.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
We're still on the whole banning thing. So they happen
till Friday. Delait it, and he says he could delay.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
It again, but he's meeting today with different advisors and
Vice president Vance to decide what they believe the fate.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Could delay it again.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Potential investors include Blackstone and Oracle. What are blue chip
private equity firms? What's a blue chip mean? Does anybody know?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
It's like the tech companies?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Okay, okay, So that will likely involve any of those to.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
See if they can keep it alive. I mean, he
probably will delay it again, but I'm not too worried
about it.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
That makes you deal. That makes you a deal. Here's
what you're gonna do. We'll let you keep it. You
can keep it. No more making fun of Trump.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
That's the only rule, Like, absolutely, no more Ai Trump.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Even those people that are most against him would be like, yeah,
that's fine, I'll just if you want, I'll just talk
about like I've been talking a lot of crap up
at this point, but talk.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I'll do whatever whatever it takes.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Had such a good voice. He does it with his
face too. After. Blue Chip means a company that like
has had a lot of success for a long time.
It's like a blue chip like it's like I thought
they only invested in tech.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I thought that's what that meant.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, like a lot of success instability. Okay, okay, so
that makes sense. That makes sense, So.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Okay, we'll also just looked it up.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Like not like I knew that off top of my head.
I just wanted to make sure. I was like, what
is it. I've not heard it before.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I thought it was a computer chip. Oh that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well, it did go on to say that therefore it
would be major investors from the technology industry as well.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
So like everybody was right. But just so you know,
the Jubile Show fact checks.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Did you see that?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Did you see it? I want to actually fact check
something fact checking.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
You got it? TikTok.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Absolutely, So we'll be watching TikTok to see what happens
with that this week. The Tush push is still alive
and well, for those who've been watching this story, I
did say tush push. What So, NFL owners are voting
on the Tush push and they have voted to keep
it there. So if you're not aware, it's a play
in football that they are arguing takes away from competitiveness

(12:45):
and makes it less exciting. So the Green Bay Packers
were the first to introduce this whole banning of the
tush push, and as of right now, everybody still wants it.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
So what is it?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Say?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
What is the play? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
I'm just a story.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I mean, i'll fact check that in a second, but
I think it's when you're on the goal line or
you just need like a yard, and then the center
hikes the ball to the quarterback and everybody just falls forward. Wait,
it is stays kind of behind. He stays behind the center,
so he kind of like on the center's tush and
then they just fall forward. How do you know that?
I knew that you would know that, so I wanted you.

(13:22):
I used to be into sports, you know, I was
in sports radio for a while. Now now I don't
ever watch it, but I used to be pretty into it,
so I still remember at least some things.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Thank you thause it involves a tush. That's probably why, guys,
there's a lot of things to watch. The fate of
TikTok and the tush push are just up in the
air at the moment.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
You should combine them.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
What and lastly, if you're counting numbers, movie the top
four celebrity billionaire list has been revealed.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh good, Steven.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Spielberg and George Lucas top the top two.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, for you know, movie makers.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
But in that it was also like jay Z, Kim Kardashian,
Taylor Swift, Magic Johnson, and like you know Oprah and stuff.
But so if you're looking for somebody to borrow money from,
that's your list.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
That's who it is.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, that's imagine never really doing anything hard ever and
being a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
What are you talking about? All these people do hard?
I was gonna say, you're gonna hate their whole They
worked their whole lives. How do you hate on that?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Imagine ever doing anything hard? Who's on the list again? People?
What to do? He ever made? Jordan Jordan jumps Hoigh,
bro Wimfrey.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
A bunch of money, Vince McMahon an entertainment company that
is fraught with problems at best, jay.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Z, Kim Kardashiang, Peter Jackson, Who's Peter Jackson?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Taylor Jackson, Lord of the Rings guy. Okay, so that's
the one guy that you know that you're gonna be
all Okay.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
I know all of them, and they all haven't ever
really worked that hard.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
That guy, Magic Johnson acted. He done the greatest competitor
on the planet. That guy beat Aids.

Speaker 11 (15:11):
He did he did?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Like, how did he do that? It's crazy, Like.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You, I cried when he came out of HIV positive,
you know, because it was like he was on my
heroes growing up. But somehow he managed to beat it. Impressive.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
These people work hard. I don't know how you do that.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Hard to tell people what to do on the set.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Okay, well then why did that? Why are you not
a billionaire?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah? Because I work hard, That's what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, care less, need more money. It's time to catch
a cheater.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
Only on the.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Jubile Show, Laura is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater and she thinks that her husband of
five years named Chris might be messing around, so we'll
see if we can catch him if he is. In
a second, Laura, sorry you have to come on the
show this way, but what's going on?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Why do you think Chris?

Speaker 11 (15:59):
Is?

Speaker 13 (15:59):
She?

Speaker 10 (16:00):
Well?

Speaker 13 (16:01):
Okay, so I mean, yeah, Chris and I've been married
for five years, but we've actually been together for nine
years total, so you know, it's a very long term relationship.
There have been some rocky moments, but we've always been
able to work through them in the past, so I'm
in a little bit of a conundrum right now. I'm
super in love with Chris. This is what I would

(16:23):
call a pretty happy marriage. But last month I was
on the couch, I was watching TV and Chris was
sitting next to me. He had a phone by him,
which is not unusual, and his phone lit up and
I just kind of glanced at it because it distracted me.
It wasn't like, you know, it wasn't anything weird. I
just like caught it out of the corner of my eye.
But it looked like a Tinder notification.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 13 (16:45):
Mean, I you know, I've never used Tinder myself. Again,
we've been together for nine years, but like I have
single girlfriends, Like I know what Tinder looks like. So
later that same night, we were lying down in bed,
we were like, you know, ready for bed, just kind
of like on our phone, and I saw it again,
like I saw this notification flash and he very quickly

(17:07):
picked up his phone and turned it off, and I
was like, Okay, that's a little bit weird, right, And
again I didn't I didn't want to jump to conclusions
because I mean, it could be anything could be work,
it could be whatever, but it was still bothering me
the next day, so I got a brainwave and I
don't know if it was a good idea, but it

(17:28):
was definitely an idea that I ran with and I
went ahead and I downloaded Tinder onto my own phone
and I made fake profile picture. I said my name
was Bailey, and I found Chris. He was on Tinder. Yeah,

(17:53):
so I matched with him, as you know, Bailey, And
at first I didn't do anything about it. It was
just sort of like, you know, a gotcha moment, Like
I was like, okay, he was on here and he
matched with me. So finally though, I mustered up the
strength to message him, and he was honestly just really nice.
He wasn't weird, he wasn't aggressive, he was just super kind.

(18:16):
He didn't ask me for nudes, he didn't like be like,
you know, let's hook up or anything. He did. It
seemed like he just wanted to talk. So, as Bailey,
we start talking together, and I knew that I should
be like super pissed about this, as as Laura, as
now my two personalities like as myself, I should have
been pissed, and I kind of was, but I really

(18:38):
just wanted to see where this was going. So you know,
I go into Bailey mode and started talking back to him.
And the truth is, I kind of got addicted to it,
like that little adrenaline rush, you know. And after a
while of chatting over like the period of a couple
of weeks, I knew when he'd lead the room to
message her as me Bailey, you know, and I you know,

(19:01):
kind of wait for the look on his face after
he read whatever eye slash Bailey had sent him, and
it was, you know, it was a little bit cute.
It kind of felt like that new relationship, like you know,
when you're excited to talk to somebody, Like that's that's
how he appeared a little bit. That's kind of how
I felt. But you know, at the end of the day,
it's still it's cheating. He doesn't know that it's.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Me if he thinks you're someone else, though, I mean, it.

Speaker 13 (19:25):
Doesn't exactly exactly, and so that's my dilemma, Like I realized,
I'll let it go too far. But like it was
just really nice to kind of see my husband in
a new light that wasn't and it wasn't like I said,
it wasn't super gross or predatory. It seems like he
just really does like talking to Bailey, But I don't
know what he's doing with other people on Twitter, and
that really eat that me.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah, I'm very accepting of it.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
I think I think there's really one big takeaway here, honestly,
is that I think roleplay maybe something that is exciting
for you.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I mean, I'm serious.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
It sounds like that's something that may work for you guys,
once you get to bottom of what's actually happening.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
Well, I hope we get to the bottom of it.
I mean, I'm it kind of depends on what else
is going on on there.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You already told us what grocery store you guys are
rewards card members at. So we'll call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that he's
this month's big winner of flowers from our Flora.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Department to be set to wherever he wants.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
We'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, Okay, all right, place, I'm come back
get your to catch a cheater.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Only on the Jubile show if you're just joining us
for today's to Catch a Cheater. Laura is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of five years, Chris,
might be messing around. So in a few minutes, we're
gonna call him and see if we can catch him
by pretending to be from the grocery store that they
are reward card members at and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department. We'll see if he sends

(20:48):
those to his wife, Laura or to somebody else before
we do that, Laura, why don't you catch everybody up
on your situation.

Speaker 13 (20:54):
I think that my husband may be cheating on me
because I saw a TIM notification on his phone, and
in order to find out, I made a fake profile.
I said my name was this girl Daily. She doesn't exist.
I made her up and he started chatting with her.
But it hasn't gone beyond just talking. So I don't
know if he's doing anything else on Tinder. I don't

(21:17):
know what's going on. I just know that he's been
talking to me as this girl named Dailey, and I
want to figure out what's.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Going on all right, You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 13 (21:25):
Yeah, I guess, so here we go.

Speaker 11 (21:38):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Hi, my name is Gorbyn calling from SIRS. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Chris. Oh yeah, Chris,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're the most big winner.
Thank you very much for shopping with us.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
All right, Well what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flow hours delivered from our floral department. It's
our way of saying thank you for shopping. You've won
thirty six long simmer red roses, a box of chocolate
or candy, and a car to be delivered to anybody
that you want within the fifty United States of America.
It's absolutely free.

Speaker 11 (22:12):
Oh wow, okay cool.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah. So here's how it works. If you know who
you want to send the flowers to right now, I
can take the information down over the phone in a
matter of minutes.

Speaker 15 (22:21):
Well, we can knock it out right now, I got you.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, great, So what's the first and last name
of the person you'd like to send him to.

Speaker 15 (22:29):
Uh, it's the same last name. It's just my wife Laura. Okay,
you have the address with the account.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Uh, yes, I too. Do you want to put anything
on a card, but just.

Speaker 13 (22:40):
Tell her.

Speaker 11 (22:43):
I love you very much.

Speaker 14 (22:44):
And uh, you're you're the You're my one.

Speaker 11 (22:47):
Yeah, you're my one.

Speaker 15 (22:48):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 11 (22:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Got it. How long you guys been married? By the way,
five years?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Oh boy, that's a long time. Do you ever have
another one?

Speaker 11 (22:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:57):
No, Chris, this is actually the Twill Show. It's a
radio show.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
My name is Jubil Yeah, Hi, Chris, I mean also
on the show, Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
We do a segment call to Catch a Cheater, and
your wife, Laura is actually on the other line, and
she has some questions for you.

Speaker 13 (23:11):
Hey, baby, Hi, missed to the right turn.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
What's happening?

Speaker 13 (23:18):
I just want to know if you've been with other women,
or if you've thought about it, or if you're kind
of leaning in that direction.

Speaker 15 (23:27):
I'm like on the radio right now. Well, the answer,
regardless of whether I'm on the radio or not, is no,
I've never been with anybody but you in our marriage.

Speaker 13 (23:38):
Do you want to be with somebody else? Is there
anybody else that you've been like thinking about getting together with?

Speaker 8 (23:44):
No?

Speaker 15 (23:45):
No, I haven't.

Speaker 13 (23:47):
If I asked someone named Bailey, what would she say?
Do you know who I'm talking about? Do you know
who Bailey is?

Speaker 8 (23:55):
No?

Speaker 13 (23:57):
Yeah, yeah you do, because I'm Bailey. I'm Bailey. I
made that account and I've been messaging you. I saw,
I saw, I saw a tender on your phone. I
saw a notification come up. So I made the Bailey profile.
That's that's just a random photo of a random girl
I found online.

Speaker 11 (24:16):
Okay, so we should probably like talk.

Speaker 13 (24:19):
Yeah yeah, well can we please talk right now because like,
as long as we've done this much on the radio,
I just like to wrap this up so I don't
go through like humiliated.

Speaker 14 (24:29):
Yeah, well you shouldn't be humiliated. I did something very stupid.

Speaker 15 (24:33):
This, this character you created was the only person I've
been in contact with, which is you, Which is.

Speaker 11 (24:43):
Sorry. My mind was blown right now.

Speaker 14 (24:46):
I mean, as you can see, since you were very
much in on this, like I wasn't. I crossed the
line by opening it, but I wasn't like being inappropriate.
I've talked to no one else, no one sent anything inappropriate.
I've not gotten anything inappropriate from anybody. I was just chatting,
and I you know, i'd like to ironically, this Bailey

(25:10):
was and I just wanted to talk. It kind of
like felt like we were just things are stale with
us or something, and I wasn't looking to cheat. Look,
I'm I'm really sorry. I that was extremely stupid.

Speaker 15 (25:25):
But I can promise you that I'm not cheating or
doing anything like that. Not that this wasn't wrong, but
like I didn't I didn't step out in a way
that was physical or even or even like well, hopefully
you can attest to like, wasn't even like inappropriately conversing
with anybody you.

Speaker 13 (25:44):
Know, all right, Well, I mean clearly there was something
we both got from this, Like it was thrilling for
me in a certain way. It seems like it was
thrilling for you to be able to talk to somebody else.
But I feel like that's something we can work on
our relationship. Like I'm still kind of mad, but I
can see what has been lacking, and I hope we

(26:05):
can work through it.

Speaker 15 (26:07):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'll show you all of it. You'll
at least be somewhat self assured by that.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
But I'm really sorry, thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
N Yeah, I mean it sounds like he wasn't cheating,
but at least if he was going to it would
be with you. Yeah. Yeah, you guys obviously got some
stuff to work out, so good luck. Good luck is right.

Speaker 13 (26:28):
Thanks guys, this was actually really helpful. I really appreciate
you helping me out with that.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
The Jubile shows to catch a cheetah?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Can I take your order?

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Am I gonna? Tall?

Speaker 7 (26:38):
I had a large black cope large black cops?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Do you mean a venty No? I mean he mean yeah,
the biggest one of that Venti is large. Vent is
twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large. In fact, tall is
large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the
only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only
one that's Italian. Congratulates for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for John Legend tickets today and let's
meet today's contestant for you verus Victoria, Erica. What's up, Erica?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
How are you great? Thank you for asking me? Erica?

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Do you think you could be a legend? Get it
on legend legend like myself today.

Speaker 9 (27:26):
Wow, I'm gonna try. I mean, if Victoria gets zero
like yesterday and so do I still win?

Speaker 11 (27:32):
So's that?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Just send Victoria out of the studio and while she's leaving, Erica,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Okay, right?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Are you ready? Here we go, Erica. Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
What board game was banned in the Soviet Union for
being too capitalists?

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Charlis?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
What does the M and eminem stand for? Which US
state has the longest coastline?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Uh, California? What is the only.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Numbers spelled out in English with letters in alphabetical order?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
What does a funham ambulance? What a funambalist do?

Speaker 11 (28:28):
A squatamous Jo Wood?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, I probably didn't say that word right to help you,
But a fun ambulist.

Speaker 13 (28:37):
Yeah, those those events for fun.

Speaker 12 (28:39):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Bring Victoria back in studio and while she's getting situated
and putting her phones on, Erica, what do you do
for work? I am a child stair business owner.

Speaker 13 (28:52):
Oh, shout out all my team, M hm, shout them out.

Speaker 15 (28:57):
Down him out, all right, shay shy giant twenty five people.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Maybe get like a couple the top.

Speaker 9 (29:04):
Yeah, you know, all the ones in the front line
in the classroom stuck right now while I do trivia
when I'm supposed to be inventory shopping for them.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
I love.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
They're all rolling their eyes right now, like I thought
she was inventory shopping.

Speaker 13 (29:21):
All right.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Victoria has got her headphones on, ready to go.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Thirty seconds, stopping for this win.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
But then I lose, so yeah, never mind thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and you have to beat Erica outright
to win. In Erica, you can tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
What board game was banned in the Soviet Union for
being two capitalists?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Monopoly?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
What does the M and eminem stand for money? Which
US state has the longest coastline? Uh, California. What is
the only numbers spelled out in English with letters in
alphabetical order?

Speaker 11 (29:56):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
What the only numbers spelled out in English? And what
U eleven?

Speaker 11 (30:00):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Put next?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
What does a fun ambulance do? A fun ambulance it.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Takes you around fun rides next question, what famous magician
died on Halloween?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Houdini? That's all I want to know. Is he a magician?
Is that all right?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Got that in? We'll find out in the second.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Eric's inventory is zero and Victoria got to get some wins.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
And you still get John Legend tickets for playing Erica.

Speaker 13 (30:38):
Hey, that's all I really wanted.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
The board game band in the Soviet Union for being
too capitalists is Monopoly. The M in eminem stands for
Mars and Murray, the founders of the company. The US
state with the longest coast line is Alaska, and the
only numbers spilled out in English with letters in alphabetical
order is the word forty. A fun ambulist walks on
a tightrope. Am I pronouncing that right?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Brow?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Do you right?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
And the famous magician that died on Halloween is Harry Houdini.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
He was a magician.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Congratulations Erica for the John Legend tickets, but you couldn't
be his legends. Play Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I remember.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
If you want to play, all you have to do
is DM must at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com. And you too could lose to
Victoria and then get tickets for something.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, most likely we'll lose, but you know what most
likely to be Victoria and then get the tickets. Why
you guys say like that you want this one. It's
a win all around. So when I lose, I don't
win win win, and the Victoria needs to win. All
I do is win, win, win, no matter what. I got.

Speaker 11 (31:52):
His first Date.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online at
Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Evan is on the phone today for our first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ruby. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if cha
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Evan, how long has it,
Vinceince you heard from Ruby?

Speaker 11 (32:11):
It's been about four days?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay, that's too bad. Yeah, have you hit her up
a bunch in that time?

Speaker 11 (32:20):
I did try a couple of times.

Speaker 16 (32:22):
Yeah, I don't want to overdo it, but reached out
and definitely got nothing back.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Okay, and you feel like that's weird, Like you feel
like four days is a long time.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Did not hear from her?

Speaker 16 (32:33):
Yeah, we're kind of hitting it off, so it is
it's out of the ordinary.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Well, tell us about your date.

Speaker 16 (32:41):
Well, Ruby and I went to Rooftop Bar and you know,
it had the best view of the city.

Speaker 11 (32:47):
It was, it's her idea. Actually it was super cool.

Speaker 16 (32:52):
You know, I can't really beat it for a first day,
just great, great place, grabed drinks, shared a charcoterie board,
and you know, our conversation was.

Speaker 11 (33:05):
Just really easy, natural. The vibe was laid.

Speaker 16 (33:09):
Back and plenty of kind of flirty moments. She's hilarious.
You know, we're making each other laugh the whole night,
and they were just sparked, you know, the kind of
can't bake. We ended up taking a walk after and
because we were both a little bugged, and before we said.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
Good night, there are a few kisses and.

Speaker 16 (33:33):
Yeah, you know, it's just a kind of date you'd
never want to stop.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Okay, Well, why do you think you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 13 (33:39):
Then?

Speaker 11 (33:40):
Honestly really confused.

Speaker 16 (33:42):
You know, we were texting NonStop for two days after
so things are you know, they felt promising and then nothing,
it just stopped.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
So wait, you went on the date and you ended
up hearing from her after the date.

Speaker 11 (33:57):
Yeah, after the date for about two days and then.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
It stopped, right.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Could it be something you texted?

Speaker 11 (34:07):
I don't think so. I mean, I don't think it was.

Speaker 16 (34:11):
I did text her a pick of me, like in
the bathroom with a towel on, as a tease, like
I thought it would be harmless.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Okay. Is that the last time you heard from her?

Speaker 11 (34:23):
I believe so.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
R and B trip and if I got ghosted after that,
she was teasing.

Speaker 16 (34:29):
Me about having abs, so I just decided to show her,
you know, I don't know.

Speaker 11 (34:33):
Maybe it was too much. It wasn't like a pick
or anything.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
You know, do you have abs?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Or was joking around me and like check out mine,
but you don't have them?

Speaker 11 (34:42):
You know I have abs? Yeah, I mean I just
wanted to prove myself.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Okay, that could be it. So was a selfie?

Speaker 11 (34:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I mean if you stopped talking to you right after that,
then that probably it probably has something to do with that.

Speaker 16 (34:58):
I don't know, I mean, I don't think it would
that bad or racy or anything.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
But what did you say when you send the picture
of yourself in a towel?

Speaker 11 (35:10):
Nothing much.

Speaker 16 (35:11):
I just I think I've put like a little blurble
like you know here proved or something like along those lines.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can help you out
with then. I mean, it just kind of strange that
she was stop talking you right after that, so that
might be the reason. But we'll play a song, come
back and see if we can get you a second date.
In your first day follow up.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Next first Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Right in the middle of today's first day follow up,
if you're just joining us, Evan is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Ruby. So we're about to
call her and see if she tell us why she's
ghosting him and hopefully get him a second date. But first, Evan,
why don't you break down your date for us one
more time?

Speaker 16 (35:51):
Yeah, So we had a lot of great moments on
our dates, Barks flew. Everything was perfect, sought, we had
a connection, and you know, two days after the date,
I've not heard from her.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
And the last thing that you sent her was let's
not forget this part, a picture of yourself in the
bathroom and a towel.

Speaker 11 (36:12):
I did send her my ab.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
All right, Well, are you ready to see if that's
the reason you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 11 (36:19):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Okay, here we go. I'm gonna call her right now. Hi, man,
I speak to Ruby. Please, Hey Ruby, how are you?
This is a radio show, It's called the Jubil Show.

(36:42):
Hi Ruby. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
I'm Jubeil.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
How are you.

Speaker 12 (36:48):
Okay? I'm I'm good.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Have you ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 11 (36:53):
I have?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Nope? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Well, what if I told you that you were the
star of a first date follow up?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Right now?

Speaker 12 (37:02):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (37:03):
God?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, we got an email about you from somebody that
you're ghosting, and they don't know why. You know who emails.

Speaker 12 (37:12):
I'm pretty sure it's probably Evan.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
You're a very smart Evan told us about your date,
said that he really liked you, thought you guys had
an awesome time, but you texted for a little while
after and then you just ghosted him, and he wants
to know what's up?

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Would you mind telling us?

Speaker 12 (37:29):
I mean, like, look, I really. I thought Evan was
great and we had an amazing time. But then after
my date, my friend showed me something and it just
it kind of killed the vibe for me.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Okay, what was it?

Speaker 12 (37:46):
Okay, So I tested my friend a picture of Evan
when we were on the base because she wanted me
what to look like. And then the next night she
sends me a picture of him with some other girl,
like literally the night after we went on the date,
and then she was at another bar and they were
making out.

Speaker 11 (38:06):
No, no, no, no, you've got it wrong.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
That's Evan. He's actually on the phone and wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 12 (38:13):
Oh my god, I mean like, yeah, okay, I knew.
I guess I knew this was coming.

Speaker 10 (38:20):
Oh man, hi.

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Hi, uh look, you've got it all wrong.

Speaker 12 (38:29):
It's not no, no, even you are literally in the picture.
I mean, it's not hard to recognize someone when you
were just right there, you know.

Speaker 11 (38:38):
Oh okay, yeah it happened, but it's not what you think.

Speaker 17 (38:43):
Like.

Speaker 11 (38:43):
She's she's someone.

Speaker 16 (38:44):
I've been cooking up with for a while, and I
was I was going to tell her it was over
because I wanted to focus on you that night, and
I just I didn't get to it yet, So you.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Were someone else right after your date making out with her?

Speaker 11 (39:04):
Technically, yeah, Egan, you were just with.

Speaker 12 (39:08):
Me and then you just go and make out with
someone else. I mean, I understand people date multiple people,
but it just it felt wrong to me.

Speaker 16 (39:16):
I swear, I swear I'm done with her. I'm not
seeing anyone else. I like you. I was going to
tell her that the next day, but it was like
it wasn't like that anymore, Like you're the one that
I want to date.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Did you tell her that?

Speaker 11 (39:32):
I told her.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
I mean, I wouldn't want to see a picture of
the dude that I just want to date with mixed
like messing around with somebody else again, Like she said,
I get people are dating other people, but if I
don't know, I wouldn't feel good about that either.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I just would have too many questions.

Speaker 12 (39:47):
Yeah, like are you just saying that like you want
to date me? Or like did you hook up with
her that night? You know, that's just how it felt
to me.

Speaker 11 (39:56):
Did you hook up her? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (40:01):
But it was like it was just like a last
like last round type of thing. I swear I told
her about you at that point, and that was the
last time.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
You told her after you hooked up.

Speaker 12 (40:12):
You're not hooked up with her after you told her
about me, Like, seriously, No, I told her about you
after I hooked up with herful. Yeah, okay, so you
hooked up with her after you told her about me,

(40:32):
Like seriously.

Speaker 16 (40:34):
No, I hooked up with her and then I told
her about you, like It's but that's because things felt
so different with you, like we've been on one date.
It's not like I cheated on you or anything. I
was just I was trying to do the right thing.

Speaker 12 (40:50):
I mean, it would have been better if you told
her before and didn't.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Hook up the way.

Speaker 16 (40:57):
Okay, I get that, but it was, you know, it
was just kind of desperate.

Speaker 11 (41:01):
Instead, I didn't get to see you, and.

Speaker 16 (41:05):
You know, I was just trying to break things off
and it didn't go as smoothly as I hoped it would.

Speaker 12 (41:11):
I mean, if we were to date and you didn't
see me, you can't hook up with other people.

Speaker 11 (41:18):
Like I'm not trying to do that. I swear.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It's kind of tricky because he kind of does have
a point.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
He is trying to do the right thing, Like he
didn't cheat on anybody and she's out of the picture.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Now, Ruby, would you like to go on a second
date with Evan? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 12 (41:34):
I mean, Evan, are there any other people I need
to know about?

Speaker 16 (41:39):
I mean, yeah, well yes, but I'm going to text
them and let them know I'm not available via text.

Speaker 11 (41:46):
I'm not going to meet up with them. I will
show you the text.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
What do you think, Ruby, it sounds like a serious yeah.

Speaker 12 (41:56):
I mean, like, honestly, we did just go in one
date and it was like a really really good date.
But I swear to God, Evan, if any of my
friends send me more pictures of you out with other women,
you're gonna wish that I was just ghosting you.

Speaker 11 (42:13):
It will be I promise you will never see that again.
I don't want to to ever meet that side of
you again.

Speaker 12 (42:26):
Okay, sure, all right, we'll go out again.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Are you happy?

Speaker 11 (42:31):
Yeah? Thank you?

Speaker 12 (42:34):
You alcome.

Speaker 11 (42:38):
Ju Will's first day?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Follow up your ball ready?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
If you do, everyone wow a little. The biggest gift
would be from me, and the car attached would say
thank you. Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters,
and the Jubil Show is no different. Why it's a

(43:06):
Jewbil show with your drunk ant Nina Hi. And then
there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could
forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door and
pops by every once in a while to ask if
she can borrow our Netflix login because the new Pygmy
Marmoset she just got off of the dark Web, keeps
logging in on devices and she got banned. Our social
media producer Gabby Hey. And then there's producer Brad.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
He's a dad, Hey, everybody old pal, And I'm.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show, and this is
the time of week where we check in and see
what's going on with our lives, and you know what's.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Up with you this week?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
So I could tell you about how I got a
parking ticket parking outside of Victoria's apartment and I feel
like she should pay for it. But what I'm not
gonna tell you that story. I'm going to tell you
about the two Kings that are on their way though.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Oh my god, jeez.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Okay, so my friend she's been seeing this one check
who does like tarot readings? I know it's the Woo Woo.
So whether you believe it in or not, it's still fun.
So she bought me a session because she's like, dude,
you just girls the best. You have to see what
she's got to say. And she actually was really fun
to talk to. But while she was doing the reading,
she pulled out that in May, I'm not gonna have

(44:11):
one man courting me.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I'm gonna have two.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
And they're not just like any man, They're gonna be kings.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Dope.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Are you like currently talking to any royalty that you
know of? Not that I'm aware of, but I did
just get my hair did.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
I just feel like, you know what, regardless of what
she says or whether it's true, May is a good
month to start putting myself out there. So I just
felt like, you know, and if I go out there
with the confidence of believing.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
That two kings are going to be fighting over me,
then that's the right energy to put into the universe.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
And there's gonna be a lot of people DM and
you now yeah, wow, Like so I'm royalty. Yeah, I'll
toller you.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
I'm supposed to not worry about my type, like go
for anybody.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Wow, if they're a king, two kings will be fighting
over you dope, make them joust oh yeah in the studio.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
I'm just concerned because Nina is someone who would get
a DM from somebody who says they're a king, and
she'd be like you, guys, think.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
It's a case. I would not have done that, literally
done that.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
You've literally done that. E've been like, guys, oh my god,
you guess this is the real person.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Like you're just like, no, some athlete or something, Roger Rogers.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
You did. I don't know, man, social media, I'm.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Easy to find.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I'm just I'm concerned.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
We're going to be looking out for you in May
because I want to make sure you're safe about these kings.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
I'm going to be telling you accept every one of
them and.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Just go for it. Just run it by me, please, Victoria,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 18 (45:38):
Well, guys, I've gotten to the age where I now
have to fill out a four oh one K or
a roth Ira.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I don't fully understand what either of those mean. To
be honest with you, I.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Hate to tell us to be a Victoria, but you've
been that age for quite some time now.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
To get a paycheck, you just signed up for that first.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Time to get a paycheck.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
This is the age that I just thought your company
kind of just like automatically signed you up for it.
To ask me that today, like does your company do
that for you? And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm
pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, And like I'm like I'm pretty sure I'm in
it right now, like you're pretty sure? Did you sign up?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
And I was like no, but you just asked me
if my company signs up for me like kind of
like a you got me, I got you kind of
thing right.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
And they said no. So I created an account yesterday
have done nothing with it since. But we're all in our.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Paths do whatever that is.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Really, you don't even know what the account is. You
just heard four one K, Like, I guess I have
to do that thing.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
It sounds me every adult does. But I just don't
like that's a loss of money for me.

Speaker 16 (46:35):
Now.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
It's so that there's money in a bank account when
you quit working, See how.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Do I so it can pay for you like when
you don't have a job and like you're retired. I
thought you just get that automatically.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
What You're gonna be fine.

Speaker 15 (46:50):
About it?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
You got it all figured out.

Speaker 19 (46:52):
Everybody else takes.

Speaker 11 (46:53):
Care of your retirement.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Well no, but I'll give you one of my kings
help you like that brow.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh look, it's our social media producer, Gabby stopping by.
What's up, Gabby? What's up with you this week? Hey?

Speaker 18 (47:06):
So, my my darling of a husband threw me to
the wolves this week, and I'm thinking about getting separate beds.
So I'm sleeping and all of a sudden, he jumps
out of bed without saying anything. I'm just a light
sleeper and like starts freaking out, gyrating around, and I'm like,

(47:28):
I jump out of bed too, because I'm like, what's
going on?

Speaker 2 (47:31):
And it's scared the but Jesus out of me. And
he goes, there's that huge spider in the bed. I said,
you weren't gonna tell me.

Speaker 18 (47:42):
Without saying anything, spider A light sleeper, that spider would
have beaten.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I would definitely switch beds.

Speaker 11 (47:57):
Love you.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Around here, the brad.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
What's up with you this week?

Speaker 8 (48:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (48:03):
I've been really jealously. I got a bunch of friends
traveling in the world. It's literally the only thing I've
ever wanted to do is travel the world. I know,
it sounds so great. I have one friend who I
didn't even think would be into this, but he's he's
in Cuba.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
I'm waiting for it. No, I'm just saying, like.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
This is not the guy that I thought would be
in Cuba. Okay, turns out though he's having a good time. Wow,
you know it's.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Coming actually, so that was kind of He's going to
go to Korean X find a soul mate.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
And what's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I'm a little stressed out because well, because I go
on TikTok Live all the time.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
You know that stresses me out.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, And I made a promise the other day on
TikTok Live and I haven't practiced and I have to.
I'm gonna go on TikTok Live later today. What to promise? Well,
I promised everybody that I would learn this song on
ukulele because I was playing the ukile on TikTok Live.
Do you have he does?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I have three of them?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Three?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Why not? Yeah? I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
He's got three, like, yes, stupid three.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
They don't take much space, Yeah they don't.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
They're very small. I'm pretty cheap. So they got three
of them. I was playing the ukulele TikTok Live the
other day, and then I was asking people what you know,
what song I would like, what I should learn for
the next one, And I started learning on the TikTok Live.
But by the time I go live this afternoon, I
have to figure out how to play this on ukuleles cheek.

(49:36):
I'm stressed out.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
You know, I made a promise and I haven't really
practiced it. I don't think. Yeah, it's basically.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
It's basically just like you strum twice boom boom boom
boom boom the same time, sing loud enough over and
they'll be like, I won't even know.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Yeah, I don't see if I can do that.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
It's time for ninas. What's trending.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Only Fans is being sued right now by two men
who are furious because they weren't actually chatting with real models.
So they have filed this lawsuit as a class action,
and they are going after a parent company of Only Fans.
So they're claiming that they believed that they were communicating
with the person and the images on the only Fans
account and then to later find out that they weren't.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I mean, duh.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
They all have assistants and other people in bots that
are talking and like doing those chats. People pay for
these chats.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
So not only that, I'm sure there's entire accounts that
aren't real people.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Oh yeah, that too.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
That means a great idea.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
So you're going.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
They're kind of like for fantasy. No, Like, I get it,
it's only fans like you're but there are.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
A lot of guys who go there to those type
of sites that understand they're probably not talking to the person,
but they are there for the fantasy.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
But trust me, there are dudes that are like, she
likes me.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
I mean, it's the same guys that go to strip
clubs and do the same exact thing.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Like I'm gonna say her one dude who went to
strip club all the time, and he literally would be like,
I got a day tonight and I'm like, where, uh
strip club?

Speaker 3 (51:05):
The other day?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
She was like, come back, we med this time, and
I'm like, that is not a day. She just wants
to dance for you because you give them money every time.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
No, this is different, dude.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Oh then'll turn around and sew her.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Like these guys, they're claiming that the shattered illusion of
getting to talk to a pretty girl has led them
to this practice OnlyFans is violating the terms of their
service and deceiving users seeking authentic interaction.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Well, I will say, if you're paying because you think
you're speaking to one person and you're not actually speaking
to them, that kind of sucks because you're paying to
speak to that person, right.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
That also just feels weird to pay to speak to
someone I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Man, There is this girl I used to hang out
with and her like best friend would be the person
that would chat. So she would make the videos and
her friend would be sitting there doing all of the
chat money areas. I'd sit there and watch and I'd
be like say this, say this, and so like yeah,
I mean if there.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
Are terms of service, say it's say something about directly
connecting with people, then they might have a case.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Actually, oh wow, we'll see how that plays out.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
And if that's the case, the class action has probably
got a lot of people ready to jump on that bandwagon.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Yeah, the way to avoid this is to not pay
for human connection.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Have you got to start somewhere, bra, You got to
start something, leave your home, go outside else, How are
you gonna talk to a pretty girl?

Speaker 6 (52:21):
You just talk to him, Hi, pretty girl, but don't
is that what you do?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Okay? Hey you pretty Hi, pretty girl? Pretty girl used
to say, my bird, don't touch me.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Don't do any of those things. Then that's going to
send you back into your Probably better that those dudes
pay for thee You're right, this is interesting.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
There is declassified A c I A documents that are
showing lengthy searches for Noah's arc. So I'm sharing the
story because I also have questions. Is Noah's arc real?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
I think the CIA wonders the same thing.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
They've been looking for an it was ark since nineteen
fifty seven and been a few places where they thought
they found it.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Really it wasn't, and that's in this paperwork too. Between
nineteen seventy four and nineteen eighty two they had satellite
technology that was also brought in to look for it
with spy planes, so they really So maybe is it?

Speaker 13 (53:15):
So?

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Maybe it's real? I don't know, so these if you
believe in biblical stuff, yeah, is that what it is?

Speaker 8 (53:23):
Not?

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Just like a kid's story.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
People have a hard time believing some of the things
in the Bible were stories, right, so they try to
prove them all interesting.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Well, which is fun.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
I mean, I think it's really interesting, especially because they're
in CIA documents and they used spy planes to find it.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
We're looking for Lockness, the Nessy, the Luckness monster as well.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
And they've found plenty of Biblical artifacts. Yeah, so that's
just to say zachs Arc didn't exist. It could It
could have, you know, whether you believe in the Bible
or not. Like they have found biblical artifacts, so maybe.
But I remember them thinking they found it in the
side of a mountain one time, and then they went
checked it out and it was like just a weird rock.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
It's definitely well.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
It kept him going. You gotta have purpose, you know.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I want him to find Atlantis.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, they found it already. I thought it's under the
water the road to bimony.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Well you know what we did find, guys, and is
happening and everybody will be excited about it. A bar
in Nashville, Tennessee that's owned by doctor Dray and Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Okay, okay, that sounds cool.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I was just gonna leave you guys on that one
because I thought it was a cool story. Why is
that excited about that? Under that excited? And we haven't
get it out yet.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
It's confused about why it's in Nashville.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Still gi in lounge and downtown Nashville.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
It actually opens up this week, so it's gonna be
all like hip hop and R and B and funk
fueled vibes and all that kind of stuff. I just
think it's funny, Like is fun No, it is cool.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
I wonder if it's their version of like applebee'ts right
like so like some of these artists will do like
I don't get that franchised franchised bars and stuff like
hard Rock Cafe something like that, so they put it
all over the country, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I can't get. Okay, it's very different. I feel like
I can.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
See that if they did a Margaritoveille like style Doctor
Dray and Snoop Dogg please, oh yeah, man, drink water Doctor.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Dray and Snoop Dogs bar is just like Applebee's.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I don't agree in that, Sam, but would be funny.
But it actually was just an apple.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
Besy apple beans mar So judging about Applebee's, they just.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Put their name on it. But you go in, you're
like everything's the same as the beer. Beer is still
called the brutus. They couldn't have done anything.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
With that, renamed anything.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
It's all normal Applebee's them and let's go.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Okay, Jules, dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, you have
a dirty little secret.

Speaker 17 (55:56):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 12 (55:59):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (56:00):
So I had a little bit of plastic surgery and
you know, nip tighten things up kind of thing. My
husband paid for it, and and that was good of him. Okay,
but my friends, I've been telling him that I just
have a really good skincare routine and instead of owning

(56:23):
up to my plastic surgery.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Pretty good plastic surgery, you can usually tell it really is.

Speaker 17 (56:28):
I love this doctor very much, but the really so
my husband seems to think he should get paid back
for this surgery money exactly. So he thinks that in
return we should have a threesome.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
What what I know?

Speaker 17 (56:52):
Well, I mean we've talked about it, and I'm he
may be joking, I don't know, but like, I'm not
really upset about the threesome thing. It's really more than
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
You yeah, are you going to do it? I don't know,
I don't know. I mean that's good for your skin too,
if I'm being honest.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
What Yeah, okay, if you really want to go back,
just do it without him.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (57:22):
It's a fun place in my head right now.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Yeah, have a good one.

Speaker 11 (57:26):
Thank you you too.

Speaker 12 (57:28):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Hey, what's up is the jubil shows? Dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (57:31):
You have one?

Speaker 11 (57:32):
I sure do?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Yeah, put it on us?

Speaker 12 (57:36):
All right?

Speaker 19 (57:36):
So ten days ago, ten days ago, I had my
first one night stand.

Speaker 11 (57:43):
Ever.

Speaker 19 (57:43):
Oh but to make matters more, you know dirty if
it was a foursome.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Well, okay, that is a one night stand and a half,
well more than a half, I don't know, matho. Well,
I guess is that a fotnight stand?

Speaker 12 (57:59):
I had one night stand?

Speaker 14 (58:02):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
How did that happen?

Speaker 19 (58:05):
I met them online?

Speaker 12 (58:06):
So I met the couple.

Speaker 19 (58:08):
They have this open relationship or whatever. But when I
showed up to meet them, they already had someone with them,
and so yeah, it just went from there.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
That sounds like a lot of fun and an intense
one night stay. Yeah, way to break yourself in there.

Speaker 19 (58:25):
Yeah, But the sad part is that, well it was
three girls and one guy, and I was more so
interested in the guy. I told them that I wanted
to do it again, but just with the guy.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
But I think that's hilarious, Like that was cool and everything.
But can I just him solo for one night?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
That's all?

Speaker 19 (58:46):
And like crickets, crickets, crickets.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I was Okay, I guess you got ghosted by your
one night stand.

Speaker 13 (58:53):
Yes, I guess that's.

Speaker 12 (58:54):
What I was supposed to work, right, I guess one
night stand virgin. So I don't know.

Speaker 19 (58:59):
I think that's how it's.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
So, are you gonna do it again like with other people?

Speaker 12 (59:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (59:04):
Maybe, Okay, I'll call back.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
OK.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, I appreciate you. Thank you for that safe out there.
Thank you, have a good one.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?

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