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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is your hot, is true, your pell and everyone
just a little. The biggest gift would be from me,
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and the cod detached would say, every iconic show has
their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is
no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk
at Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who periodically
pokes her head through our window asking if her pet sloth,
(00:44):
Fiona can watch us fold laundry in silence because it
helps her process her past life memories. Our social media
producer Gabby.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Gabby, Hello, talk about that, not the microphone on chat
backphone anyway, Hi Gabby Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Also producer Brad he's a dad. Hey there, Chief. And
then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the Jewel
Show and this is the time of week where we
check in and see what's going on with our lives.
Nina was up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So somebody is trying to sabotage me. Why this happens
to me all the time. Not the sabotage part, but
the fact that so I was in Vegas over the
weekend for a bachelorette party. And it happens a lot
when I'm in Vegas, where whenever i'm traveling, there's people
that identify as psychics or energy readers that find me
and give me messages.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They find you, or you find that they find me. Okay,
So I was.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Actually carrying one of my friends out of the club.
My back is turned to this lady. There's two of
us on both sides. Her eyes are rolling back in
her head, she's bobbling, and this little woman comes up
to me and she's like, I'm really sorry to interrupt,
but I feel you and I needed to tell you
it's gonna be okay. And I just looked at her
and I was like what. She's like, I know, this
sounds crazy, and then she starts explaining like how she
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is what she is.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But I was a little buzz at that point.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But now I'm sorry to get sobered up because she's
telling me somebody's trying to come at me. And she's like,
it's okay, you're doing the right things. There is somebody
who's trying to get in your way. They're trying to
sabotage you. They won't be able to do it as
long as you stay strong and you keep going.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Did they give you names? She didn't know names.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
She's like, it's somebody close to you in your life
that is coming for you, that wants to just ruin
everything and always wants it to be a bad time.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And I'm like what. She's like, let's talk more. She
takes me to a corner, so I leave my drunk
friend with my other drunk friend. I'm like, they'll tell
me I'm gonna be okay. Tell her, I'm i.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Gotta go listen to this so somewhere or whatever. So
she's she tells me all of this stuff, and then
as she walks away, she goes, oh, by the way,
you're single. You're supposed to be right now, but he's coming,
and then she disappeared. I'm standing in the middle of
the wind lobby, like, whoa. It happens to me a lot,
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always some kind of message, whether it's sabotage or to
keep going. I'm like, are my angels just jumping into
people's bodies? And then they like come to me. I
don't know, but it happened.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I just know how they disappear after, Like in the
midst she disappeared.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Just a little shortly. So now I'm looking at everybody sideways.
I'm like, Who's coming for me? Because it's not going
to happen.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Vaporizes behind the slot.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Like her buzz comes back.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
So that he's coming thing was a good thing, right.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
He's coming thing is a good thing.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
But I have to be single right now. Sabotage. I meddled,
Yeah I did, but a lot of them, a lot
of them were married.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Oh so, and they weren't being creepy. It was all
very nice and whatever. But there's yeah, I mean I
met other s. What I've just got work to do
before they're right right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Exactly, just got to wrap up some details.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Is sabotage anyway?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's Victoria's going on with your with you this week.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I have a new rule for myself, and it is
to I'm not allowed to look at my phone for
longer than sixty seconds whenever I'm on one of my
hawk Girl walks. Because the other day I was on
a hawker a walk and I my friend, my cousin
sent me a video because she recently came back from Africa,
and so I was watching it and I ran straight
into a porter potty door and it wasn't and I
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got really embarrassed immediately put my phone down. And the
last time this happened, I was looking at a cute
boy and I ran into a fence and and so
I'm like, you know, pere no longer allowed having our
phone on my hawkerl walks, only allowed to listen to
music and nothing.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yet try to play it off at all when you
ran to the porter potty door. No, wh.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
This isn't belong outside of someone's house, belongs to a festival.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Like did you bounce back this time?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Note no, kind yeah, kind of it was plastic, So
I mean I bounced into it.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
And then someone do a little tough to let you
know there inside. Just yeah, I think you need to
not look at your phone when walk.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I was just like, man, I ran to a lot
of things that never quarter potty doors.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I just realized you have a driver's license and a car.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
This whole time.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's our social media producer.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I like to craft, and I like to try new crafts.
And I got I got very humbled because I tried
air dry clay. I saved a bunch of really cute
stuff on Pinterest and I was like, oh yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Could do that. What's air dry clay.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's clay with like tools in your hands and you
can like make little things and then it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Dries with air. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Whatever, know, it just dries with the air and then
you can paint it. So very fun, but just a
p s a manage your expectations because it is.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So hard, like a block.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I managed a graft and he was very default.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's the cool thing about art, though, you can just
like it's my interpretation animal to choose. I'm sure producer
Brad was up with you this week. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
You know, I've had bad experiences with my car getting
broken into things like that. Like I had a lot
of crime in my life. It comes at me unlike
unlike short little ladies me. It's the criming.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Did you hear about the the parking garage here?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, wait, when I hit someone, it's an accident. I
loves a note.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
No people know anyway, I know there was some crime
in our parking garage here.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels. It's a
parking garage.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
The level.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I was waiting for the Joe. What's going on with you?
A couple of things. Want to have a show this
Saturday and eat them Claw. You can get tickets if
you go to the Jewel Show dot com stand up Comedy.
I forgot to mention it all week, but yeah, Saturday,
I'm like a Claw. I'll be performing, So get tickets
for that show dot com click on standup Comedy. Also,
my new song Go Down Moses comes out on single
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to my olew on Monday, so just in a few days.
I'm very excited about that, and it would mean a
lot to me if you would go pre save it
on wherever you get your music, do the pre save link,
because I found out that if you get a thousand
pre saves, it'll be on the Billboard chart. Oh for real?
Really yeah, hey, we think it will be hilarious. It
would be dope. Yeah, the song is good that you
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will like the song. The song is dope. You will
like the song. And also the lyrics are very poignant
whatever that word means well for society right now, but
I just know that they're poignant. But may fifth it
comes out, just type in my name wherever you get
your music, and then pre save the song, because I
think that would be be dope. It would be dope,
and it also would be funny to me because you know,
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I'm doing all this by myself. It's like another I
don't have like label behind me. So I would love
some people with labels and stuff to be like, who
we can do that, we can do it, make it
a campaign. And I'm also very upset why because I
talked about last week how I went to the desert
by myself like I do to chill out, fast, meditate,
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try to talk to aliens and know aliens. And I
was very upset about it. And then I went to
get my hair cut just the other day and my
barber is from Utah where I went, and he told
me that apparently that is a hotspot for people meeting aliens.
I didn't say anything about the aliens. He just shared
that with me. Well, apparently they didn't want you. What
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is up with that?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I wonder if it's because they know you want them.
That doesn't mean they want you, and so they understanding
hard to let them come find you without you being needy.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
They are playing hard. Okay, that's what. Okay, So I
just got it. I don't need it. I'll post the
status later. There's just like I don't even care if
any has talked to me whatever I moved on. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're definitely talk to me.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I know, other people or other things and aliens.