The Full Jubal Show from May 5th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi everybody. Oh my gosh, this is Juniperation sprick with
just a little bit of a morning motivation for you. Remember,
you should be comfortable in your own skin, okay, and
if you can't be be comfortable in someone else. Show
and a survey was just released of things that women

(00:23):
find embarrassing but men don't actually care about. So we'll
go over it right now. So if you're a lady woman,
you can see what you can give up on, and
if you're a guy man, you can see if you
agree with what's on this list. I would have just
assume everything really pretty much. Guys don't care about much, yeah,

(00:44):
you know, but women, I think, feel like guys do
care about a lot. So what are the top things
that women worry about that men don't actually care about?
Sneezing on the list, I guess I guess they do.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I mean, i'de like when you're like meeting someone from
the first time.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
But it's just a normal thing that your body does.
I mean, it would suck if a whole bunch of
stuff came out when you sneeze, like just a.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Little Yeah, it's like cute. No one ever.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Like a cartoon character. It's usually pretty violent, Actually I do.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
But whatever, I can tell you what the number one
thing is that women get embarrassed over that men don't
care about. In a second, but we're going over the
list of a survey that was just released of what
women find embarrassing but men don't actually care about. Their
driver's license photo is on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I have never cared at all about any woman's driver's
license photo.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Neither have I as a woman?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What what about ugly in it?

Speaker 6 (01:40):
And so the one asked for it, I have to
make sure like my hair is done, my makeups down,
everything for my driver lessons photo.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Because the funny part is is every time you try
to do that to go get your picture taken, it
always disappoints.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Now? The joke is just how different do you look
in your driver's license photo?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Pretty good? On a date with a guy and he's like,
let me see your driver's license. That's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
I guess I would also signify to me that he's
a creepy.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh man.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
But I have been caught in so many conversations and
be like, no, don't look at my driver's license stone
It's it's an awful picture.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm like, yeah, he was taken by an angry person
in a really really lit room.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
And they don't give you a second chance.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I love my driver's license photo. It's the photo I
get complimented on the most. Yeah, because I did a ridiculous,
cheesy smile in it on purpose to look ridiculous. They're like,
that's a great driver's license photo. What are things that

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women get embarrassed about? But men don't actually care about
being at a party and wearing the same outfit as
somebody else.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, I think I'm not normal. This is not stressful.
This actually happened to me at the Golden Globes. So
I was at the Golden Globes after party. I was
at a Golden Globes after party, and I was wearing
this green bc BEG dress and this one girl walks
out of the bathroom. She's wearing the exact green BCB
dress BCBG dresses me, except for she wore it with

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tights and spanks. So we're like, oh, let's take a
picture together, and we did, and then it was like
the who were it better?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
It was so petty.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
It was.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Just to be petty.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Though it was a little petty right, I wasn't wearing tights.
It looked way better with that.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Just to make there, we dropped casually golden globes, and
then she had to wear springs.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Right.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I know.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Nita wasn't affected at all by somebody else in the
same out.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
It was this particular instance and that I wouldn't do
that now going over it.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes, it was cute a thread of what women get
embarrassed about but men don't actually care about. From a
Zoo new survey that was just released. Eating a lot
and finishing your plate.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I used to be really I used to be like that,
Like he used to be nervous to eat a lot. Yeah,
I used to be super self content. I've never understood that.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
And it's frustrating as a guy when you take someone
on a date, right, because if you go somewhere nice,
If I go to a steakhouse that's salad that you're ordering,
to try to act like you don't eat it's still
like fifty bucks. Yeah, so it's gonna order a steak
and eat it please. Yeah this sour, though, it's really good.
I think that that's something you learn with age.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I feel like the more confident in your own skin
you are to like choose to eat food, and then
it's like fun to have a good eating partner.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Like yeah, you know, yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Mine's want like with drinks, Like there's one time I
wanted a date with a guy and he didn't order
a drink and I wanted to order a drink, but
he didn't order a drink.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I didn't order a drink, and I was like, well,
dang it. Now, like my nerves are high.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I'm like, yeah, I'm not like alcoholic and I want
to order a drink.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
And I felt weird about that, like match each other
kind of yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I want someone confident enough to know they're going to
waste my money. I want them just to be like,
I don't care about wasting this.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
It's fine, Like order a burger and not eat it.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, it's just fine. But no cool. A new survey
that was just released where they asked women the things
that they're embarrassed by, and then they ask men if
they bothers them. So these are the top things that
women are embarrassed about, but the men don't actually care
about farts and burps. I have to disagree with this one.
I'm not comfortable there yet. Yeah. I don't dig it,

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but I also don't do it. I try not to
do it.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
I appreciate it, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, Like some dudes I see them with their girlfriends
and they're just like, hey babe, And I'm like, at
a certain point that has to lose its sexy. If
it was ever sexy, that was never that.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
And burps too, Like it's fine if you do, like
I understand it's a human function, but like if you burp.
So there's a super hot guy I was out with
and we were walking after we eat dinner and he
just burp. Didn't say excuse me nothing, Oh, we're just walking.
I'm like, that's really disgusting and also just like rude
they say that, no, but I'm just thinking to myself,
you just gave me the ick now. Yeah, but you
didn't even say excuse me or like anything. You just

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did it like it was normal, free into the air.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
Right.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
That's not polite.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, but from anyone regardless, I agree. Yeah, I just
don't really dig it that much. And it is so
cute when you hear like your girl accidentally like two
you know, like in the other room. You're like, oh,
that's cute, and know I was here listening. Yeah, yeah,
it is. It is when it's not on purpose, Like
if you walk around the house and you're just like, hey,
what's up. I don't know. That doesn't do it for

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me at all.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
We should be.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Embarrassed by this, yeah, or just consider it just embarrassed,
fully embarrassed, because actually it is cute when something squeaks
out and they're embarrassed, like it's fine.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Like, oh, they are human, don't worry. It's all good.
When you're sleeping, when they're sleeping, that's when it's super cute.
You also know tomorrow the next day you can be like, hey,
last night, you farted in your.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
The problem is to hold it for a couple of weeks, Mber,
a couple of weeks ago with your sleeping.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Then you're opening a can of worms because then she's gonna.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Go yeah, and you do it every night.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh no, I know. Number one thing that women get
embarrassed about that men don't care about is people seeing
your house and not being it, not being perfectly cleaned.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh I don't like that. But also I was like
raised not like that.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I don't like that either it depends how messy it is,
well undtable if it's messy at all. But I'm not
trying to have a future with somebody who has a
messy home.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I think there's a difference, though, between messy and dirty.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Like dirty is you didn't like dust or there's junk
on the floor, like in little corners and you don't
even bother to clean it. Messy is like you left
your clothes on the floor. Different, you know what I mean?
So dirty is like unacceptable, like not massy. And I
can deal with messy. I can't deal with dirt. Really,
you're leaving bowls out that they're moldy.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
That's dirt.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
And okay, okay, ew exactly whose place are you going to?
That's bowls?

Speaker 5 (07:43):
I'm not anymore. I've been to a lot of places, globes.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's another jubile phone frame the twenties.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Hello Odds, Donk is this Chelsea?

Speaker 9 (08:04):
Uh? Yes it is?

Speaker 10 (08:05):
But who am I speaking with?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Donk?

Speaker 10 (08:10):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
And and who and who are you?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh? My bad normal slave Chelsea. Uh So I'm the owner,
the new owner of the yoga studio that you manage,
uh like, just bought it like a couple of days ago,
you know what I mean, hustle hard. So yeah, I
just call and introduced myself. Say what's up. Let you know,
I'll be in like later on this week probably check
everything out.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh you're the new owner. Yeah, well welcome.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I bought it was cash, okay, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
So like a business, like I had another gem, you know,
and then I was like, did time to get into
the untapped market at yoga? You know what I mean?
And so I sold that no big deal, and then
I had cash for it. So then I made an
offer for the yoga studio that you manage now and yeah,
like what's up? You're ready to get it or what?

Speaker 11 (09:08):
I'm not sure what that means, but as you know,
well I don't know what it is, but I love
that studio and I've been teaching it for many years,
and I am.

Speaker 12 (09:22):
Right.

Speaker 11 (09:22):
It's also not not a stay, not a slayh isn't
actually the word. It's a it's one of our classes
where we incorporate pilates with yoga.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
But it's yeah, yeah, so no, not anymore like you
know I mean that like we're supposed to respectfully, you
know what I mean. But like we're gonna switch things
up like a lot. Oh wait, nom a sleigh is
what we're gonna say from now on, Like I've already
trademarked that.

Speaker 11 (09:51):
Uh so you say your name is doc like like
a doc like dog.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Donk Paul Donkler is my full name, but like everybody
just calls me donk.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Donk like like short for donkey.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Like yeah, I'll be like a donkey, but like not
with the E part, you know.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
Mm okay, And and my my, my biggest question here
is have you ever taken a yoga class before or
even a studio you just.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Thought no, dude, Like I've done yoga mostly try pick
up chicks or whatever, you know, And every time I've
been in there, I'm like, okay, cool, like you're stratching
and stuff. I'll like, it's not even a workout at all.
So we're gonna bring in some hardcore like workout techniques
and start including them into the class, you know, and

(10:40):
I'll start training everybody on them at the end of
the week.

Speaker 11 (10:46):
Okay, Actually that's very I'm sorry, I'm getting a little
irritated now because yoga is actually it is one hundred
percent of full body workout.

Speaker 13 (10:55):
And yeah, like maybe if you never worked out before,
you know, you know, maybe.

Speaker 11 (11:00):
You should come to my class and I bet you
would be it would be difficult for you.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, I thought this might happen with our first conversation.
I get like inviting me to the class and stuff like,
I know what that means, but I really want to
keep a professional.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 11 (11:21):
First of all, I don't go out with men.

Speaker 10 (11:24):
To talk like this.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
You don't talk like that.

Speaker 11 (11:28):
Okay, nobody talks like that, you see, idiot? Okay, I
don't know what protein prouder you snorted before you called me.
You're not changing the yoga studio, You're ruining it. It
is the one safe haven that we have in our
neighborhood for people to come and escape meatheads.

Speaker 10 (11:47):
Like you, you piece of pork. Okay, so I don't, I
will quit. Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Oh my god, this is.

Speaker 10 (11:57):
Fraternity from hell.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Like go shove the keg up.

Speaker 11 (12:04):
This is bull Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (12:09):
Yeah yeah, go yourself.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay. So that's in the intensity that I was hoping for,
you know, Oh.

Speaker 14 (12:16):
Yeah, oh you I'm gonna hang up.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, Like like Chelsey, this is actually double from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your coworker,
Courtney set you up.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Oh my gosh, that's she said.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
She said that somebody just bought the yoga studio you
guys work at and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (12:41):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (12:43):
As she knows, I've been so stressed out about that.

Speaker 15 (12:46):
What an act?

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (12:51):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. We say
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
You can't escape it?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Happy single to myo, or as some would say, happy
sinco to a drinko.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
He's splashback to college.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Time should be Drinko to Mayo.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
What?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yeah, I thought it sounds better drink go to Mayo
than sincota drinko.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Mmm, right, because Sinko to Drinko.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, Drinko to Mayo.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
I think they both work. It could be interchangeable. Oh yeah,
I just.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Never heard anybody say drink go to Mayo, and it
always bugs me the other way because I'm like, it
just makes much more sense to me drinko. You replace
drinko with sinko. You know, I don't know, but anyway.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Well, if you'd like to participate in the drinko part
of this conversation. There is something really interesting that DoorDash
is just released. They have named Margarita's as the drink
of the Summer because so many people have been door
dashing limes and tequila.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Oh, I was like, wait, you can DoorDash Margarita's.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Some places will let you do that. Really, yeah, put it?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh I want that.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
You don't want to make your own, No, I want
to have it prepared for me. Well, whatever you want
to do with the drinko part, that's what DoorDash says.
Everybody will be drinking those And did you know that
eighty seven million pounds of avocados are purchased for Sinco
to Mayo every year, Like yeah, more than any other
time of year, and that Sinco to Mayo is celebrated
in other countries around the world, not just the US,

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including Canada, Australia, and Japan.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Is Mexico on the list?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Mexico, Mexico is not on the list. It is not,
but they do offer ways to celebrate Singo to Mayo.
If this is something you're into and that celebrate with
an authentic meal, get up and dance, turn on some
of your favorite music, little salsa or flamenco dancing, and
then of course learn about the Mexican culture.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
I like how Mexico or is the one place that
doesn't celebrate this. They're probably just like over there laughing at.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Us, probably, but they're also probably like this is kind
of cool though, like we are learning about your culture.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Like that part is cool, but other than that.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
It's time to actually learn about it.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Though.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
You know, I don't think most people do. They're just like, yay,
A lot of countries have an independence day. This is theirs.
I think they should celebrate.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Okay, only one in ten individuals actually know that Sincle
to Mayo represents the Mexican victory. It's the Battle of Blabla,
not Mexican Independence. Was being funny because that's what people
exactly what I mean, though most people don't know about it.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
They just go to well, now makes sense to sink.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Anyway. There's lots of other things.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
If you'd like to talk more about Sinkle to Mayo,
you can hit up Victoria at Victoria dot Ramirez on
all of her socials.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
It's actually at it's Victoria Ramirez. I don't know why
you're hitting me up again. But yes, I talked more
about single to MYO and Mexican Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
And she's single, yes, and mingle and jubile eyes.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Family is in the import export business there we have
money and they import things right over the border there
and ware is.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Okay, that's what sometimes now galls. Well, that is what's trending.
So take what you will.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
At Victoria's family in the cartel, no.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
One was asking actually, I think I don't think anyone
was that. No one was even thinking that.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I think you're not supposed to confirm it. You're supposed
to like hint to it.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
My family isn't in that's never confirmed it.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
They haven't confirmed it. You just asked them what the
part of your family that has money that is the
import export business. You ask them what they import nextport.
They want to just go things.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
They once said, car parts, putting them in tires is
very popular.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
The side of the door of a car. You can
pull it off and it just do they also.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Import any sorts of foods or anything. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I haven't asked.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
And also talking about the car used to do r
C and like different kinds of that's not what I'm saying, right,
certain type of beers they import like beers.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah, that has nothing to do with the other business.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Right, Why are you giving me like the like the
you know, like the sign around your throat.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're like, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
She doesn't show up tomorrow, we know why?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well do you want to do himself?

Speaker 16 (16:59):
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Speaker 1 (17:08):
Chloe is on the phone today for a first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Ethan.
So in a little bit we'll call him and see
if he'll tells why he's a ghostinger and maybe get
her another date if she still wants one. But first, Chloe,
how long has it been since you heard from Ethan?

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (17:23):
My gosh, it's been two weeks.

Speaker 9 (17:24):
And I you know, I'm just so nervous about it
because I really liked him. He was such a great guy,
and I I'm hoping I didn't overdo it, but I
keep playing this in my head because everything.

Speaker 10 (17:40):
Went so well.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You'll tell us about the date.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
Yeah, I wasn't expecting anything on this date. But Ethan
came like a gentleman. He showed a lot of chivalry.
He was just it was just like so refreshing because
it was just like out of an indie movie. I
mean we went to a vintage bookstore and then I
was like, oh good, he can read. You know, he's
very articulate. We grabbed some coffee, and then we played

(18:06):
cards in a quiet park. I mean it was a dream.
And then you know, we didn't even we didn't even
finish the card game because we got a little distracted.

Speaker 10 (18:19):
Yeah, so basically we had.

Speaker 9 (18:21):
A major makeout snashion under the tree, and he was
just like the best kisser ever.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
I mean, uh, it was just like we were made
for each other.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
So this is why it's really confusing, because my god,
it just felt so electrifying. And so that's why I'm
super confused. I mean, he made me laugh, and he
made me he was listening to me. I felt seen,
I felt so respected, like he was just very polite
but also very sexy and handsome, and I was in

(18:53):
disbelief that this is a guy that I'm dating. But
he was also into me at least that's what it
felt like. And so I had text him like two
or three times, you know, trying to spare it out
because I don't want to be that girl who's constantly
stocking him. But at the same time, it's been two
weeks and I just don't know what's going on.

Speaker 10 (19:18):
I want to text him again. I'll admit that I
text him this morning because he's.

Speaker 9 (19:23):
Like been on my brain and so when I see
something funny, I want to like share it with him,
And so I text him this meme because I knew
he would like it. And so I just need a
little help on like why or figuring out why I
haven't hear from him. I'm assuming he's busy, but it's
been two weeks and I don't think that he could

(19:44):
be that busy.

Speaker 10 (19:45):
I'm hoping.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
I hope he's okay. That's the other thing. It's like,
what if he got in an accident and he couldn't
call me.

Speaker 10 (19:51):
I mean, I happen. I tend to overanalyze a lot, and.

Speaker 9 (19:55):
So I just want to like calm the nerves because
oh my god, that would be so like it that
I meet someone perfect and then something happened to him
and so.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Wait, how did you leave it?

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (20:06):
He you know he kissed me good night. It was
almost like he didn't want to leave. And then he said, okay,
we'll see you again, and so I took that as
I'm going to see you again.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
And you never heard from him again after that?

Speaker 10 (20:18):
No, And so I'm thinking, did he lose his phone?
Did he break it? Did he get an accident they
did he not make it home?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Did anything happen that you can think of that would
be a reason to get ghosted or for him to
ghost you?

Speaker 7 (20:31):
No?

Speaker 10 (20:32):
I mean I have been read playing this over and over.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
I mean, Okay, maybe he got turned off by I
have a really big laugh and so you know, I
mean I I saw the first time he was taken
aback and I, you know, try to rein it in.
But other than that, I was thinking, well, he wouldn't
have kissed me like he did if he didn't like me.
I mean, what guy does that?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Well, yeah, yeah, it can't happen. I'm not trying to
say that's what happened. But I mean, yeah, you think
maybe it was your laugh?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I mean I.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
Hope not, because I really liked him. We had so
much in common. Like I said, it was I have
never kissed someone like that he was so great, Like
I just I just want to see him again, and
I hate the fact that I already miss him.

Speaker 10 (21:15):
I've already missed, you know, only gone on one date.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Yeah, that's a pretty fast connection.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you. Okay,
thank you, Play a song, come back, and then call
him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting
you and get you another date if you still want one.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, Well, play a.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Song, come back, and get your first day follow up, next.

Speaker 16 (21:36):
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Speaker 1 (21:43):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Chloe is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Ethan. So
we're about to call him and see if he'll tell
us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another
day if she still wants one. But first, Chloe, why
do you catch us up on your date with Ethan?

Speaker 10 (21:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (21:58):
So I haven't her from Ethan in like two weeks,
but which is really confusing because we had such a
great time. I mean, I haven't been on a date
like that in like forever, and I've gone on a
number of dates, but he was such a gentleman, showed chivalry,
was so kind, polite, listening, he made me laugh like

(22:20):
I had n't laughed before. And then you know, we
went on this date that was like from an indie movie.
We went to a vintage bookstore, grabbed some coffee, having
great conversation and laughing.

Speaker 10 (22:36):
I couldn't. It was very surreal.

Speaker 9 (22:37):
And then he took me to a park and to
play cards and admittedly we didn't finish the game.

Speaker 10 (22:45):
We got a little distracted. And yeah, so.

Speaker 9 (22:50):
We had this incredible makeout session, like I haven't kissed
anyone like that. He's such a great kisser, and so,
you know, when we left it, I just felt like,
you know, we had such a great time, and you know,
he kissed me good night and said I'll see you soon.
And when I thanked him for the date that night,

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he didn't text back, and so I thought, Okay, well,
hopefully he got home safe.

Speaker 10 (23:14):
And so I waited a few days and text him again.

Speaker 9 (23:19):
And admittedly, he's been on my brain and I haven't
heard from him, and so I'm just wondering what happened, Like,
I hope he's okay. I did to overthink things. We
just had such an incredible date and I don't know
what happened.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Yes, I hope he's okay.

Speaker 17 (23:34):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Ethan. Please speaking Ethan?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
My name is Jubil. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Hi, I'm Mena.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Also on the show, Hi's Victoria.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
How are you?

Speaker 12 (24:00):
Oh? Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
We do a segment on our show called the first
Date follow Up. What that is is if you go
out with someone and they end up ghosting you, you
can email us to get that person on the phone
and ask why they're ghosting you. So you went on
a date about two weeks ago with somebody named Chloe.

Speaker 12 (24:17):
Yeah, I definitely did.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, And Chloe emailed us and she told us all
about your date. She thought, you guys really hit it off,
but you haven't talked to her in two weeks and
she was wondering if you would tell us why.

Speaker 15 (24:28):
Well, the day was really fun and I had a
good time and Chloe has.

Speaker 12 (24:34):
Some good energy.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Okay, And.

Speaker 12 (24:39):
It's the humming.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
She hummed, like, what do you mean, like whilest she
was just sitting there, or in conversation.

Speaker 15 (24:46):
She hummed like the whole time, like at the bookstore,
during the card game, even when we were kissing, she
hummed like a tune or just couldn't really tell what
she just um and just Hampson Hummond. You know, it
was okay in the beginning, but every five seconds it
would just continue to start.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
And then it started bothering me a little bit.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Did you say anything to her about it, like, oh,
just really got that song stuck in your head?

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Huh.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (25:15):
So at one point I asked her, I used to
humming Sabrina Carpenter's latest song.

Speaker 12 (25:21):
And she said, oh, I didn't even realize it was m.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Ah, some people do that. My grandma used to do that.

Speaker 12 (25:28):
H Or maybe she was nervous, Like I did have
a good time with her.

Speaker 15 (25:31):
It just it just struck me as ad that like
we couldn't acknowledge that there was a lot of umbing
going on.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's like sensory overload.

Speaker 12 (25:41):
It was weird. Like at the beginning, I was like,
what's going on?

Speaker 10 (25:45):
Is it her?

Speaker 15 (25:46):
Then I started thinking it can't be humming this long,
you know, itsces fairly long date. I started looking around
for a humming bird, and.

Speaker 12 (25:53):
There wasn't humbird anywhere.

Speaker 15 (25:55):
It was just the girl I was out there with,
you know, just I'm gonna song like a mumble wrapper.
I started thinking about it, and I was just like
not sure, Like I'm a sensitive sleeper, and I really
don't like the idea of humming his white noise when
I go to bed.

Speaker 12 (26:14):
Like just thinking with the idea that's sucking up and
just humming the whole time.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
That's definitely would that would be weird, all right, that
would Yeah, that would throw me off a little bit. Well,
thank you for being honest with us. Now, Ethan, I'll
let you know that Chloe is actually on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
Oh I, oh my god, Ethan, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
I didn't even realize I was humming that much. Was
I humming that much?

Speaker 12 (26:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (26:44):
You pretty much hummed since the moment you walked into
the room, you know, right into that bookstore, it was humming.

Speaker 12 (26:50):
And even when we were making out, it was huming.
I got a little bit warried.

Speaker 15 (26:55):
Everything was okay, I was, Yeah, distracting.

Speaker 12 (27:00):
If I'm being honest with you.

Speaker 10 (27:03):
No, I totally get it.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
I'm so embarrassed that I'm just you know, you just
made me really nervous because I really liked you and
I and I didn't think anything of it.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
Like I said when you asked me in the.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
Car, I didn't realize I was humming, Like I don't
even know that I'm doing it, And obviously I was
super nervous if I was humming that much. But I'm mortified.
But you know, and if you just tell me, because
I've had friends tell me and I do recognize it's
the problem that I'm humming again, like they one of
my friends even said I could never be.

Speaker 10 (27:36):
In Ninja because they know that I'm comming.

Speaker 9 (27:40):
I can definitely turn it off because my friends have
told me this.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
So you're saying, if Ethan were to tell you that
you're humming, then you could stop it.

Speaker 9 (27:49):
Oh yeah, I would be able to stop it because
I really do want to go out on a date
with you, and that would be on my conscious don't hum.

Speaker 10 (27:58):
Make sure I don't make your I don't know what
we're making out.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Ethan, would you like to go on another date with
Chloe won't pay for it. She says that she can
stop the hum.

Speaker 12 (28:07):
Can I make a request.

Speaker 10 (28:08):
While your homming? Absolutely, I will pick requests from.

Speaker 12 (28:13):
You, all right.

Speaker 15 (28:16):
It's kind of cute now that you that that you're nervous.
That makes a little bit more of a cute thing,
and then we can acknowledge instead of it being healthy.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I'm in from cute real fast. Congratulations Chloe, you got
another date.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Jubile's first date follow up.

Speaker 18 (28:38):
I am incredibly close to the common woman and that
I am a woman and I'm a mother, and we
all are in a physical body, with eating hearts, with
compassion and love. We are all seekers. We all want questions,
we all want to we all want fulfillment. We want
to live our best lives. We want to be healthy

(28:59):
and happy and squeeze the most that we can out
of life.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I think that's all women preach. Love it.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
That is, of course, super down to earth celebrity Gwyneth
Paltrow telling you how she's just like you. And if
you need proof that Gwyneth Paltrow is just like you,
her website Goop has released its list of truly thoughtful
Mother's Day gifts for this coming Mother's Day, Oh, thank
you and we'll go over it now so you can
be reminded of just how in touch with us, super
down to earth and everyday working mom, Gwyneth Paltrow is

(29:28):
with the commoners. What kind of things has? Gwyneth Paltrow
suggested that you should get your mom from Mother's Day
the gift of sleep with a stripe blanket. Wrap them
in your love within with one hundred percent Italian cashmere
ooh made in La from supremely soft Italian cashmere. This

(29:50):
stripe blanket available on Goop. It will only set you
back three nine ninety five dollars for Mother's Day.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
For a blanket, it must be handmade.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Uh huh and that mom, I don't know. I'm just
trying to justify it. Three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
That's a lot. That's a car. Also another suggestion from
Gwyneth Paltrow's website, Goop on a great Mother's Day gift
for your mom when it comes to sleep is Sleep
Program at Post Ranch in oh.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
I would love that.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I'm not a mom, but developed in collaboration with sleep
disorder specialist and clinical psychologist doctor Michael J. Bruce. This
two night retreat includes sleep focused menus, spa treatments, and
on demand content for a full body rest.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
I'm so scared how much this is going to be?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
How much is this? How much price upon request?

Speaker 7 (30:47):
You know?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Very expensive? Is like twenty two dollars. You could just
get your mom's time. I'll pm in a foot rub.
Is there anything more stressful than learning how to sleep?
I mean, come on, we're going over Gwynethpaluchroo's and you
a list of things to get your mom for Mother's
Day that are truly thoughtful, truly thoughtful. Yes, she's always

(31:11):
so in touch with what common people can afford.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
A bespoke flower arrangement, ask for lavender, jasmine and peace lilies,
or a bedroom friendly bouquet. It'll only set you back
six hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I die five days.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I feel like I could get the same thing at
the florist for not six hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Most arrangements, if you decide to get an arrangement and
not pick out the out of the cooler or whatever,
they are bespoke and are not six hundred.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Dollars like pixie dust in there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
No, worries, though. Gwenneth Pouchrol's got your back if your
mom doesn't want sleep. Stuff like some coffee espresso cups.
A set of four heirloom quality porcelain espresso cups. I'm
pretty to put away once gestly. The set of four
coffee cups is only one six fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Four coffee cups, espresso size, Yes, espresso cope, shot glass.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, you can't just throw the word heirloom on it.
I call it an heirloom.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I nice to see it.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
She did.

Speaker 18 (32:22):
I am incredibly close to the common woman and common.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yes, you are incredibly close to the common woman. We're
going over Gwyneth Paltrow's annual list of truly thoughtful things
to get your mother for Mother's Day. The gift of
dressing the part for the mom who appreciates beauty in
all its forms, Everything from forever pieces they'll reach for
again and again to thoughtful services she wouldn't think to

(32:48):
arrange for herself.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Oh that's fair, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Okay. How about a portrait of a first lady? Oh wait,
from the Jackie Kay and slim Errands. Whatever that means
a portrait?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Does that mean like it was painted.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
So it's an actual portrait of a first lady, not
somebody painting your mother.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
No, I think it's I think well, I don't know.
From the description of it. It sounds like it's of a
first lady, but it's probably them painting your mother. Okay,
that will only set you back twenty four hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
That seems to be the most reasonable item so far.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
You know what, if somebody is actually painting for you,
twenty four hundred dollars feels a little bit. I'm not
saying I'm into it. I'm saying it's the most reasonable
so far.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Well, knowing this, it just is a picture of somebody else.
But she overcharges for everything, so it's got to be
a picture of somebody else.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Probably a picture of Gwyneth Falutrow. Also, don't worry about it.
Gwyneth Paltrow's got your back for Mother's Day. If you
haven't got anything yet, just go to our website Goop,
and she's got a ton of down to earth thanks
for you. To buy the Gift of Ritual. Think of
the ideas below as a starter kit for the kind

(33:56):
of feel good habits oh that elicit rather than stroke rigidity.
What Glynneth Paltrow says stroke that a the retreatment in Abiza,
Oh yes please, four days of classes and a unique
approach to emotional release through intention and movement held at

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these sixth senses of visa and facilitated by a founder
Tearing Toomey and teachers J. C. Gossitt and Amy Cox.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Is that the to me person who like owns all
those backpacks that are kind of expensive.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Too, don't know, don't know, but it will only set
you back seven.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Thousand, okay for a whole man.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's not including the trip.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Oh it's.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
I just thought that these kind of places only existed
in movies. I just feeling it would be so cool
to be on a retreat in Abiza. If the seven
thousand included my flight.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
And certainly not, that would be That's another ten.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
That's just for the place itself. That's just to stay there. Well,
you can get an airbnb for probably like a hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Well, you don't know that, you're popping my bubble. I
think that's cool. Me and my mom can go to
a Biza.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
What does Fouchro wanted to be in touch with people
she'd just find really cool grocery store bears and cards. Right,
foucher approves stuffed animals.

Speaker 9 (35:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Instead on her website Goop, she's got a groovy initial
charm necklace. Oh that sounds like something you could get
your mom from other's day. Ye, except this one is
five thousand dollars spaghetti necklace.

Speaker 12 (35:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Tubile Show.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Roy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He thinks that his girlfriend of three and a half
years might be messing around. Her name is Melissa. What's up? Roy?

Speaker 14 (35:46):
Hey? How you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Not too bad? Man? How are you well?

Speaker 14 (35:51):
You know, I mean, got a regrettable situation to be honest.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, I always hate when I ask that question on
this segment because obviously you're not doing the best. You
think that your partner might be cheating on you, and
I'm assuming this is kind of a last resort for you.

Speaker 14 (36:06):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what else to do.
She just won't open up.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
To me, Okay, so tell us what's going on.

Speaker 14 (36:12):
So lately she's been just on the phone texting all
the time, and like, I don't know, is she's just
not really paying much attention to seeing the loof. When
I ask her about it, she's kind of like, oh,
you know, don't worry about it. Kind of situation, you know,
And I just feel like I'm being less in the cold,
and I don't really know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Does she normally communicate with you pretty thoroughly?

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Like?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Is this a different way for her to communicate with
you altogether?

Speaker 14 (36:38):
Yeah, it feels weird. She seems very frustrated with me,
and I don't get why. The only reason I'm even
bringing it up is because, you know, we had a
situation in the past where she did cheat on me,
and this is making me suspicious.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
When was that? Was it recent or it.

Speaker 14 (36:54):
Was like six months ago?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Obviously you decided to forgive her for that and try
to move forward.

Speaker 14 (36:59):
Yeah, and like we've been good, but the last like
few weeks it's been just like weird. I don't know,
I feel like she's changing or something. It's really bothering me.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
What did it feel like when she cheated on you
six months ago? Does it feel like this?

Speaker 14 (37:14):
No, not exactly, because she was still talking to me.
So that was kind of a shock when when.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I found out, you know, have you let her know
that you're suspicious that she's messing around, like or have
you asked questions? It?

Speaker 14 (37:25):
Not directly, but I've like asked her like what's going on?
Like why are you so cold?

Speaker 7 (37:30):
Like?

Speaker 14 (37:30):
You know, I didn't want to be like too forward
about the cheating thing, you know, because it's like then
then she might pull back.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
More so when you found out she was cheating on
you the first time, did she admit to that or
did you catch her?

Speaker 14 (37:44):
Well? I caught her, but then she admitted it. It
was like some evidence and then I like confronted her
and then she had ended up admitting it and it
wasn't like evidence. But once I kind of found the evidence,
I was like, is this what does this mean? And
then she told me the truth and so we had
a conversation and I decided to forget where we moved on.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Okay, it is shady, you know, she's acting different. And
then the fact that that happened six months ago, and
you would think if it was that recent, she would
be going out of her way to make sure that
you knew she wasn't messing around, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Yeah, because I'd be on edge too, Roy, Let's be honest.

Speaker 14 (38:19):
Yeah, and she's been late coming home and she's not
telling me.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Why did you know the guy she originally cheated on with?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Like, no, have you met all her.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Coworkers and like people who she like works with? You
trust people she works with.

Speaker 14 (38:32):
I only know a couple of them that she's kind
of like more friends with. I don't know all of them,
and those are all Those are like two females that
she was kind of close with.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
So when this happened before, did she give you details
about how she met that person?

Speaker 14 (38:46):
A little bit? It was more like I was more
focused on the betrayal than I was on my details
of how I guess would make sense for sure.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
The reason I was asking is I was wondering if
they were also a coworker.

Speaker 14 (38:57):
Yeah, so it wasn't a We definitely confirm that.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Okay, all right, cool, Well, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. You told us what grocery store
she shops at and is a rewards card member at,
So we'll call her, pretend to be from there, and say,
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new
and improved fold department, and we'll see if she sends
those to you or somebody else.

Speaker 14 (39:20):
Okay, okay, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
All right, man plays song come back and then get
your to catch cheater.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater only on the.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Jubile Show if you're just joining us for today is
to Catch a Cheater. Roy is on the phone, and
Roy thinks that his girlfriend of three and a half years, Melissa,
might be cheating on him. She actually has cheated on
him before. Six months ago he caught her and now
he thinks it might be happening again. So we're about
to help him out real quick, Roy, refresh everybody's memory.
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (39:51):
Well, keep it quick. She's just been acting cold. She's
been texting a lot, looking at her phone a lot.
We haven't really been engaging like we used to. And
then she's coming home from work. Wait, and she gets
frustrated whenever I mention it.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
All right, We're about to call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card
member at and tell her that every single month we
choose one Awards Card member at random, we gets free
flowers delivered from our beautiful new and improved floral department.
It's so nice. Yeah, we'll see if she believes that
and if she sends a flowers to you or to
somebody else. Okay you ready?

Speaker 14 (40:21):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
All right? Cool? Medala phone of her right now? Hello, Hi,
this is gorbel calling from Is this Melissa? Melissa?

Speaker 8 (40:39):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
You're a rewards card member with us, and I just
wanted to say congratulations. Here this month's winner.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
I'm sorry, I haven't heard of this before. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Oh? The flowers? You're this month's winter.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
I won flowers.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well, we recently reimagined our floral department, and to celebrate that,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random each month
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral department.
We do delivery now. We're trying to get the word
out and also say thank you for shopping totally free,
totally free thirty six long stem red roses, a card

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and a box of chocolates.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
That is so sweet.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
That is awesome.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
For the flower delivery, if you know who you want
to send them to right now, I can take the
information in just a couple of minutes on the phone.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
Yeah, I can do that right now. Like, what do
you guys need?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
All I would need is the first and last name
of the person you want to send them to. If
you want to put anything on a card, I would
need that and then the address.

Speaker 8 (41:40):
Great okay, so yeah, I guess let's send them to ROYD.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Did you want to include a card?

Speaker 7 (41:50):
I guess you can write.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
Like, hey love, sorry, I've been really stressed out.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
Thanks for being there.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, I got a question real quick, you know, if
you don't mind, Not like you guys.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Been together three and a half years.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Three and a half years, okay, so hey, real quick,
I just want to let you know that this is
actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show. It's not
a grocery store at all. That's Nina and that's Victoria.
There's three people on the phone right now.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Uh what's this about?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
We do a segment on our show called to Catch
a Cheater, and your boyfriend Roy is actually on the phone.
He's been listening the whole time and it's weird. Yeah.
It's a segment where we try to see if somebody
is messing around their significant other.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
Roy are you there?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
HI?

Speaker 7 (42:44):
Care to explain what the heck is going on here?

Speaker 14 (42:46):
I mean, I'm kind of relieved that you sent me
the roses, but I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Boy, I'm not cheating on you.

Speaker 14 (42:54):
I mean, it was just hard to believe you've been
so like cold and like stressed out, and like you're
just acting weird with me lately.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
I don't know, like, when are you going to trust.

Speaker 14 (43:04):
Me when the wounds are healed. I'm still hurting.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
That was six months ago. I cheated on you six
months ago, like you forgave me. That's that. I feel
like it's time to move on.

Speaker 14 (43:19):
It would be easier if I knew why you were
texting and looking at your phone all the time and
not engaging with me. I just feel like you've been
distant and it's opening the wound up again.

Speaker 8 (43:28):
Okay, you want to hear all of the boring work stuff,
that's fine. You know that.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
I want to keep work as work and home at home.
It's a stressful job.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
I don't really want to talk about it, but I
guess I'm here on the radio freaking talking about it.
So I have a new coworker. They're my superior. They
are stressing me out because they're texting me constantly about
like everything, Like they're new in town, what grocery store
to go to, what bar to go to? Everything that
they could, Like I'm their personal assistant and.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
I just want to get.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
Home, turn on the tv, like relax a little bit
and not think about it for like a second. But
then they just keep texting me, so I don't want
to talk about it. And that's literally all that it is.

Speaker 14 (44:09):
Okay, Yeah, So what's this person that you're texting?

Speaker 9 (44:11):
The name?

Speaker 14 (44:11):
What does this new coworker like you have?

Speaker 7 (44:15):
Why is that important?

Speaker 14 (44:16):
But we're in a relationship. I feel like if you're
texting somebody all the time, I'd like to at least
know who they are.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
You gotta trust me, Like, I don't need to tell
you this.

Speaker 14 (44:28):
This is making it harder.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, why wouldn't you just tell him the name of
your coworker?

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Fine, okay, Jason, that's his name.

Speaker 14 (44:37):
Oh so it is a guy.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
I'm gonna have male coworkers.

Speaker 14 (44:41):
I mean the fact that you're hiding it from me
is that makes it more suspicious. Look, I'm choosing to
trust you, but like I'm still hurting and the fact
that like you're texting somebody all the time and it's
a guy, even though he's your coworker and you wouldn't
tell me anything about what was going on. That it
makes me suspicious and I'm I'm choosing to lay that
aside for the sake of our relationship, but like, you

(45:04):
gotta let me know what's going on when I.

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Ask you, right, I already said that I would. Can
we just like drop this?

Speaker 14 (45:10):
He's my coworker, see that that that doesn't help. I
feel like your attitude right now is like super defensive,
and that makes it.

Speaker 7 (45:18):
I am not being defensive. I am not being defensive. Okay,
I told you what I told you. Look, I gotta go.
I gotta go back to work, but I'll see you later.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Okay, let's throw it to a vote. Is something going
on Nina?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I want to say no, but she's curious, like I
think she's attracted to Jason.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Okay, Victoria, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
It's the defensiveness that's getting me. Like she's too defensive
for nothing to be going on. In my opinion, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
And the person whose opinion really matters, Roy, what do you.

Speaker 14 (45:50):
Think I'm having really mixed opinions because she sent me
the roses without hesitation. But like when I said, you're
being defensive. She blew up, that's.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Why she's not cheating on you right now? And I
think you have to watch the situation closely. Yeah, yeah,
I want you to think about it. She didn't sound
very reasonable and willing to see your side, and she
is the one that cheated, right.

Speaker 14 (46:12):
Yeah, I mean I've been faithful, Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
I think roy ultimately, is she worth maybe getting hurt again?

Speaker 14 (46:20):
I'm quite right now I'm questioning. I wanted to say
yes when it was kind of like worst with the
roses she gave them to me, But now like her
response was pretty unreasonable.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
It was if you continue the relationship with her, it
could happen again. Right, maybe not, but like if you
do choose to trust her, you got to trust her,
and you do you know you could open yourself up
to her doing it again. Are you willing to take
that risk? I guess is what you have to what
I feel like you have to the things you have

(46:52):
to weigh.

Speaker 14 (46:53):
Yeah, I'm still on the fence. I mean, I think
I'm going to try and give her a chance, and
if the behavior doesn't change, I'm just gonna.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, well, let us know, keep us updated, man, Yeah,
good luck, Roy.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah, we're paying for you.

Speaker 14 (47:05):
Appreciate your help.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, no problem, And if you if it ends up
not working out, don't worry. We can find you another
date from someone who texted the show. We've got a
lot of people texting and who want dates all the time.
Victoria is here to Victoria too.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, anybody hi.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
A girl friend?

Speaker 14 (47:24):
Okay, I'm done, Thank you, Victory. I'll keep that in mind.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
All right.

Speaker 16 (47:32):
The Jewel shows to catch a Cheatah, give us.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to
know for the day. With Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
You don't have a real ID by Wednesday, you're gonna
have to get to the airport three hours early.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
WHOA, you couldn't.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Except for that you can use like passport and stuff
like that. But even still, you're gonna need to get
their three hours early. They're going to have additional screenings
that you would be subject to.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Passport.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Yes, but your passport should be the top thing, like
I was always wanted. You don't have your ID, bring
your passport and you can get fought through.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
You can yell all you want.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
But the TSA has been warning people about this real
ID for years, but like, what.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Is the point. Like with my passport, it has like
all of my information. Why have to do extra screening.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Because you verified your identity with additional documents and the
way that they have it in their system is that way.
So with your whatever passport, I don't know which shows
stuff and you'll be able to get through fine, they
just want you to get there earlier, and it's also
going to depend on the traffic at the particular airport.
But I mean, it is kind of silly. They've been
telling us for years and now, Like if you look
at any of the DMVs, there were lines out the

(48:37):
door people couldn't get in. It was all this last
minute scampering.

Speaker 14 (48:41):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Why do we wait till the very last minute for
something then that pass force.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
To do it?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I have an ID. I don't know why I'm mad
about this. I don't know why you're mad about it.
I I don't need to complaint be mad about this.
But it's just like my passport should also work. It does,
but not the same, not as well as a real ID.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I never had them check my ID if I hand
them a passport.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Right, same neitherby So this all does feel a little
bit much ado about nothing extra.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I know. I feel like lately they do though, like
they take your idea and they put it through, they
scan it.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
They put a little like box, like it goes through
a box. Yeah, I'm being honest. I don't know if
that box does anything.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I don't know if it does either or not.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I feel like not every airport has one, but now
if they are forcing everybody to have these ideas, then
every airport should happen.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I feel like they release stories like this because it's
I feel like it's usually always the same when they
make changes like that, So you'll go with your passport,
it'll be normal right like you're used to. But they
make stories like this in order to get people to
feel like they have to get their real ID.

Speaker 8 (49:40):
You know that.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
It's a good point.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah, Well, I always get nervous carrying around my passport
for extra reasons because if you lose your passport, it's
a lot harder to replace than it is your ID.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Because someone can steal your identity because that has all
your information on it.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Well yeah, and then you just lose it and it's
just harder to get it's do you know what I mean, yeah,
but identity, Yeah, of course all of that anyway, Okay,
just for.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
The sake of it accuracy, your passport still works perfectly.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Fine. You don't need a real idea.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I don't have how to get there three hours beforehand.
I'm lucky if I have time to get their stories.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Warning people to get their three hours early just in case.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, that's if you have a regular idea.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
I think, yeah, even your passport that they're just trying
to scare you propaganda.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Well, I mean, I guess we're going to see.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Why don't you go to the airport on Wednesday and
see what happens your passport, report back and let us
know how it goes.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I'll take news.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Do you have you have your real idea?

Speaker 14 (50:27):
Brad?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Do you Jewbel?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
No, Jewel is never.

Speaker 13 (50:31):
Going to get the last one. Might not even have
an actual idea. I may not all my stuff might
be expired. I have no idea. I just show up
and see how it goes. Free Spirit.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
He gets there like maybe twenty minutes before we are
already boarded, about to take off, and this man will
just run right on.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
But it always works out for him, it does. He
just kind of got to go with it.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
He does not run.

Speaker 8 (50:58):
I do.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I think about running, So I'm like, man, I'm real
kind of real close. I should probably run. They know
I've checked. Yeah. Crazy thing is that it has not
worked out for me sometimes though I have shown up
and the door is closed and like, dang it.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Yeah, there's something to that mentality. Though it really does
work for you.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
It's up working out.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
I feel like if Jebill showed up to the airport
and like, you don't have your id's are all expired
or whatever, Jewel would probably.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Go, Okay, well, well see you later very much. Not
do that thing whatever, figure out something to do, then
rent a car and drive across the country.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I literally done that to Mexico planned one time, and
it was the night before I realized my passport was expired.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I ended up being able to get a passport the
next day.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Yeah, when you're in an emergency, they'll do it so weird.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
It takes like six months if you like, you know,
the real key here is to booking. What is going on?

Speaker 6 (51:57):
I don't know why my phone was going I was
here alarm. I don't know why it was going on.
So your birth control of Victoria. What it is that
might be, I don't know. I never go to that
right now, pre Nato, excuse you? No, all right, that's
what's good morning.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Can I take your order? I'm gonna's tall tries had
a large black coffee? Large black coffe?

Speaker 10 (52:19):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 12 (52:20):
No, I mean a large?

Speaker 14 (52:21):
He means yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
The biggest one you've got, Venti.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
Is large, is twenty Danny large is large.

Speaker 15 (52:29):
In fact, toll is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 14 (52:33):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 12 (52:34):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid
and three languages.

Speaker 19 (52:38):
It's time for you versus Victoria Sinco to Mayo edition
everybody okay, where he can take Victoria on in a
game of trivia for kalid tickets today and let's meet
today's contestant for Sinco to Mayo, You versus Victoria, Nicole.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
What's up, Nicole? How are you good? Do you think
you have any great? Thank you for asking? Do you
think you can beat Victoria in a game of trivia?
And all the questions are single to myo based.

Speaker 20 (53:11):
All right, what we'll see I helped Inando okay, all right,
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she is outside, here we go thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Nicole, answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when esay pass and Victoria has to beat you
outright to win. Are you ready? All right? Here we go, Nicole,
Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Which single to mayo alcoholic beverage is made from the
blue agave plant?

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Tequila?

Speaker 3 (53:44):
What does single to mayo mean in English? What is
the name of the traditional Mexican sauce made with chili,
peppers and chocolate.

Speaker 10 (53:57):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, my grandm's gonna get
for my.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Sinco de mayo commemorates which battle?

Speaker 10 (54:08):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
All right, I'll bring Victoria back in the studio. You
said your grandma's gonna get mad at you are Hispanic too?
Oh your husband is? Okay? Well, Victoria's family is in
the Sorry, Victoria's family is in the import and export business.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Are imported and exported to the US? Uh huh they.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Are, But most people who important export them don't have
a problem talking about what they are.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
I just don't know what they are.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Climate didn't stop them that's all we're saying. Yeah, they're
probably fine. Oh my god, where is it paras they
go through.

Speaker 6 (54:46):
To No, they go probably I'm guessing like Juela Laredo
they go through.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Are they paying ten to fifteen years?

Speaker 7 (54:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
The company, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
That she did air quotes too. I'm not aired with
the I.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Don't any participation in the company.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
You sound like now like you said that you're being questioned,
like I promised, I didn't do anything. I know is
Victoria's got a lot of money. I have no money,
but her family I picked the wrong cousins and your
friends with yeah, you're real. Okay, here we go, Victoria,
y'all are no help? Thirty seconds to ans. There's many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say

(55:36):
pass and hey, we're getting some feedback there, nicol, Well, okay, go.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Which sinkle to my alcoholic beverage is made from the
blue agave plant?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
HeLa?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
What does sinko to myo mean in English? Fifth and may?
I don't know why that's scared me so much.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
What is the name of the traditional Mexican sauce made
with chili peppers and chocolate? So bomb sound, so Sinco
to Mayo commemorates which battleflet and Battle Puebla. Which country
did Mexico defeat in the Battle of Puebla?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Which country? Mm hmm, brant, Wait what's wa?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (56:20):
What was the next question?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I just want to know. I want to know.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
I just want to know true or false? Single to
Mayo is also Mexico's Independence Day.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Oh, I don't want that question.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Never one. All right, let's send it over to the
scoreboard now and see how you guys did.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
No, I'm not Mexican, and I know all of you.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Our scoreboard produced No, I really do.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Nicole got one correct, Victoria got four.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Victoria actually won.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Why is it actually because because I normally don't pretty straightforward?

Speaker 1 (56:56):
When Nicole, you still get Kali tickets are playing? Yeah? Absolutely,
Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Tequila is made from the blue agave plant. Bits of
may is what single to Mayo means. Mole is the
name of the traditional Mexican sauce made with chili, peppers
and chocolate.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Is going to be very mad.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I don't think I can talk to her today.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
And as the leader of that family, I don't want
her jewel.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
The Battle of Puebla is what single to Mayo commemory.
The country that Mexico defeated during the Battle of Puebla
is France, and false Single to Mayo is not also
Mexico's Independence Day that is in September.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I knew that, I said false Nicole.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Thank you very much for playing. Appreciate you have a
great day. Brand for Love, we play you vers Victoria
at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if
you phone to play Victoria, all you have to do
is dmos at the Jewel Show or go to the
jewelshow dot com, Jewbles Dirty Little Secret, Hello, Hello, Hey,

(58:03):
you have a dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 21 (58:05):
Yeah, okay, I think I actually have a pretty good
one for you guys.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 21 (58:11):
So when I was a kid, my mom had this
collection of port On dolls that she passed on to
me from when she was a kid. And I think
they even go back to like our grandma or like
something crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Did you say, porcelain dolls?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 21 (58:31):
And when I was like a kid, I would play
with them kind of rough and they would inevitably just break.
I was so embarrassed and scared about getting like a
thinking or anything. So I just took the broken dolls
and I buried them in the law. It's kind of
behind our house.

Speaker 18 (58:51):
What.

Speaker 21 (58:53):
Yeah, there was like this kind of like yeah, like
it was like a garden basically, but I would dig
it up and then bury the dolls and then put
the dirt.

Speaker 14 (59:03):
On top.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Dolls.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
So there was a point where it.

Speaker 21 (59:10):
Was like they wanted to do construction on this lot
and they started to dig and they saw that it
was haunted, I think because they found all these dolls
buried in the ground. Can you imagine, And like our
family like kind of moved away from that area, like

(59:32):
like my dad got a different job at one point,
all this stuff. But when I was getting older, I
was like saving up and kind of wanted to move back.
And I saw that there a lot was sotle for
sale so much it was haunted, and yeah, I basically

(59:53):
was able to buy the lot and build what's now
going to be my first house.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Congratulations.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Yeah, that worked out kind of genius.

Speaker 21 (01:00:04):
The long day, very very long on four year old self.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
New You're like, one day I'm going to come back
and buy this lot because everybody thing's going.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
To be at the builders are going to find all
cemeteries because everybody's going to steal his.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Thank you for your dirty little secret, Yeah, thank you.
Congratulations on the new places. Have a good one.

Speaker 15 (01:00:28):
What's your dirty little secret.

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