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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
it's Buttons. I'm sorry who uh.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Buttons the clown? Well, I'm calling from entertainment. Looks like
you had a clown booked for a seven year old's
birthday party, but the one that they already booked for
you canceled, so they called me to fill in.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
My name is Buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I mean it's not my real name, obviously, I'm a
grown adult, but I go by the name Buttons for
twenty years now. So hey, how's it going. Just checking
in with you for the party tomorrow for your seven
year old Stevie.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, I mean I guess to say recommend you. Sorry
about that title on Hardcore last night. Okay, what did
you want to touch face about?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Just you know, what kind of hoops do you want
Buttons to jump through for the little ones? I can
do animal balloons, but I don't, just so you know,
I don't get all crazy with it. I just make
and I make balloons snakes. So I just blow up
the balloons straight and I give them to the kids.
(01:40):
Because you know, happiness is an illusion.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Uh, okay that you don't know any other balloon animals.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, no, I know somebody.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I just find it's better they they break them anyway,
so you know, it's just they don't know the difference.
I plan on musical chairs as well. You know that's
a good one. Just like my relationships, someone always ends
up alone with nowhere to sit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
What's your deal, Buttons?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't get it. What's my deal? I I guess
I don't know what you mean by that.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, you're talking about life having no purpose and no joy,
and you're talking about time one on and you're you're
a clown for a children's birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Party, right, Yeah, imagine that, huh clown for a children's
birthday party.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Buttons the clown.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, this is this is ridiculous. This is this is
not what I tell me.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
This is not what I Yeah, well you're telling me
it's ridiculous. I mean, you're an office manager, you know,
got a job, some purpose, therapy?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
What what are you even talking about?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So articulous?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Here already at your house?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Are you kidding me? What do you mean you're at
my house?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well, let my uh car broke down, my clown car.
I guess you could call it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It's a.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's a real car, but it broke down, so I
took the bus over here. And it is a cool
if I camp on your front lawn until the morning
for the party.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
No, it is not cool.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It is not cool if you camp on my front
lawn are you?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Are you kidding me? Absolutely insane. There is no way
in hell I can let you work my kid's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I'm leaving work right now.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'm calling the costume.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I'm going to meet them at the house.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You better be gone.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, okay, before you do that, I gotta let you
know something. What you got a sister right, Yeah? Yeah,
tabith Tabitha, Yeah yeah, her and I've been hooking up
for a while. Is it weird if I make out
with her in front of the kids.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's weird?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
If you don't get off my property right now.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You're going to jail, Torri.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your sister.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Tabitha, say you up, Oh my god, it's a joke.
She said to it.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You're having a clown for your kid's birthday party tomorrow.
I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh my god. I was picturing like this crazy old
man smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer while you
need to make the animals.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties