The Full Jubal Show from May 6th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When a guy asks if he can add me on
Snapchat right away, it's an instant no. So you will show.
All that means is, Hey, I want to send you
some pictures of something you never want to see, and
then I want to bug you NonStop for pictures of you. Yeah,
that's a text we just got in at four one
oh six one. Because there's a trend going viral of
phrases that men say that instantly make a woman lose interest.

(00:23):
We'll go over it right now. So if you're a guy,
you can learn what not to say to a woman,
and if you're a woman you can see if you
agree text in four one oh six to one. Is
there anything that is an instant no for you when
a guy says it? But here's one of the first
things on the trends going viral of phrases that men
say that make a woman instantly lose interest. Where do
you want to go on our date?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
That instantly makes a woman lose interest?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Which date is it? If it's the first day?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Wait, why does it matter?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Well, because the first day I personally would like them
to take charge and like do that and make it
an adventure. But like later I think it's fair for
us to go back and forth and decide what the
dates can run.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Right, Oh, it says a lot of women don't want
to be the one who decides everything for the date
or go to their favorite place. She wants you to
have a plan. Yeah, so instead of going where do
you want to go on a date?

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Go?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You're coming with me to chuck e cheese. It's hot though.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
When you get you get Here's what usually happens though.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
You say here's what we're gonna do, here's how we're
gonna do it, and they're like, yeah, but no, that's
that's after you've been in a relationship a while. You're like, no,
you know what she's been on me about making decisions.
I want to make a decision. We're gonna go to
this restaurant. Ew I don't want to go there. What

(01:41):
is another phrase that will instantly make a woman lose interest?
If a man says you're so beautiful, apparently that's one
that makes women lose interest. Nina, you agree with that.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
No, I don't, But again, context, at what point if
you're texting me good morning beautiful every day, that does
make me lose interest? If you're sitting across from me,
staring into my eyes, and all of a sudden, you're
so mesmerized and you say you're so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm like, okay, what I thought?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
That list is not talking about looking into your eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
So it says there's nothing wrong with giving a woman
a compliment. But when you say something like you're so beautiful,
it sounds like you're putting her on a pedestal. Yeah,
the key to giving a compliment is to say with confidence,
not like she's above you and you're below her. So, hey,
you're just as beautiful as I am. Is that what

(02:32):
they're saying. I wouldn't like it.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
There's a new trend of girls if they get that
comment right, like you're so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Girl, tell me how challenge because it is a.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
Generic phrase, it really is. It's such a broad like
you're you're so great.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, you're pretty, you're beautiful. But I like that. Ask
her how you could instantly see some guys you're a headlights.
I like that, brus and then you know what they're true.
But it is then that could be a total turn off.

(03:15):
What is another phrase that a guy can say to
a woman that will instantly make her lose interest? Can
I buy you a drink? Is also on there. Really
it doesn't make me lose interests on.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I think it's the way you have to do it, Like,
just buy me a drink, don't ask, I'll take a drink.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Do it well, I would assume you walk. Can I
buy you a drink?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I wouldn't have thought that would be one that would
instantly be a turnoff for women, But I guess it
is says there's nothing wrong with buying women a drink,
even if you just met her, but using it as
your conversation starter is not a good idea.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Oh that's a perfect conversation starter. I'll say yes every time.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I mean, I've used it too. I think you got
to say hey, I totally have. I think you got
to say your name first. You gotta be like, hey,
I'm brad. Can I buy you a drink?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Oh? No, I think I like I like the asking
if you can buy me a drink first, and then
we'll talk and then say your name, because sometimes you
just want the drink and you don't.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Want to talk.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, but then I feel bad. I can take the
drink if I'm not going to like.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Real smooth operator you're gonna pay attention to what she's drinking.
You're gonna order it, You're gonna hand it to her
and say, I bought you a drink.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
That would make me feel like you drugged me. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying, Like, that's why I would want
to do that.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, don't. I wouldn't do it that way. You gotta ask, you,
gotta be there. You got to watch the bartender. But
otherwise I think you're gonna roofy me.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Okay, next level, you go, Hey, I noticed what you
were drinking.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I ordered yours. He's making it right there and then leave.
Oh okay, it's not made yet. That's weird. It's he
just comes off kind of weird. Yeah, does it?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, just because that means you were watching me.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I think you're gonna get me so beautiful? Do
you want to go on the first day that's going
viral of things that insay to women that does an
instant turn off? Can I kiss you? Asking for a kiss?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I like that too, So I don't like that one.
Don't ask me because then I'm gonna get in my
head about it too. So just kiss me if you're
gonna kiss me, I don't want any questions.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I think it's hotter when you just kiss me, but
I'm turned off if you glass.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Really is it in the way that you do it? Maybe? Yes,
it's all of this is in the way that you write.
All of this is he hord or not? That is
all very true. Yeah, all of this is solved. If
you're not well. Hot is in the eye of the beholder. Sure,
but that doesn't really change what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
You're beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And then
can I kiss you?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't hate that.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Hello, Hey, it's Buttons.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
I'm surey who uh Buttons the clown? Oh, I'm calling
from entertainment. Looks like you had a clown booked for
a seven year old's birthday party, but the one that
they already booked for you canceled, so they called me

(06:21):
to fill in. My name is Buttons. I mean it's
not my real name, obviously, I'm a grown adult, but
I go by the name Buttons for twenty years now.
So Hey, how's it going. Just checking in with you
for the party tomorrow for your seven year old Stevie.

Speaker 9 (06:42):
Okay, I mean I guess to say recommend you.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Sorry about that titon on Hardcore last night.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Okay, what did you want to touch face about?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Just you know, what kind of hoops do you want
buttons to jump through for the little ones. I can
do animal balloons, but I don't, just so you know,
I don't get all crazy with it. I just make
end I make balloons snakes. So I just blow up
the balloons straight and I give them to the kids,

(07:23):
because you know, happiness is an illusion.

Speaker 10 (07:27):
Uh Okay that you don't know any other balloon animals?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, no, I know somebody. I just find it's better
they they break them anyway, so you know, it's just
they don't know the difference. I plan on playing musical
chairs as well. You know that's a good one. Just
like my relationships, someone always ends up alone with nowhere
to sit.

Speaker 9 (07:53):
What's your deal, buttons, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
What's my I guess I don't know what you mean
by that.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
Well, you're talking about life having no purpose and no joy,
and you're talking about time one on and you're you're
a clown for a children's birthday.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Party, right, Yeah, imagine that huh clown for a children's
birthday party, buttons the clown.

Speaker 9 (08:22):
Yeah, this is this is ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
This is this is not what I tell me, This
is not what I paid for.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, well you're telling me it's ridiculous. I mean, you're
an office manager, you know, got a job some purpose therapy.

Speaker 10 (08:39):
What what are you even talking about?

Speaker 11 (08:41):
Articulous?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm here already at your house.

Speaker 12 (08:46):
Are you hitting me?

Speaker 9 (08:47):
What do you mean you're at my house?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, my uh car broke down, my clown car, I
guess you could call it. It's a it's a real car,
but it broke down. So I took the bus over here.
And cool if I camp on your front lawn until
the morning for the party, No, it is not cool.

Speaker 12 (09:04):
It is not cool if you camp on my front
lawn are you Are you kidding me?

Speaker 9 (09:09):
Is absolutely insane.

Speaker 12 (09:10):
There is no way in hell I can let you
work my kids birthday party. I'm leaving work right now.
I'm calling the costume. I'm gonna meet them at the house.
You better be gone.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Well, okay, before you do that, I gotta let you
know something. What you got A sister, right? Yeah? Yeah,
Tabitha Tabitha.

Speaker 9 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, her and I've been hooking up for a while.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Is it weird if I make out with her in
front of the kids.

Speaker 9 (09:40):
It's weird? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 12 (09:43):
If you don't get off my property right now.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
You're going to jail. Toy. This is actually Jubil from
the Jewbel Show doing a phone brank on you and
your sister. Tabitha say you up.

Speaker 10 (09:52):
Oh my god, it's a joke, she said to it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You're having a clown for your kid's birthday party tomorrow
to mess with you.

Speaker 9 (10:02):
My god, what's picturing.

Speaker 13 (10:08):
Like this crazy old man smoking a cigarette and drinking a.

Speaker 12 (10:14):
Beer while you made the animals wake up?

Speaker 8 (10:20):
Every morning with Jubile phone franks, we say, mornings on
the twenties.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Guess who has new music out? Our very own juble Fresh.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
Good, your brand, make no.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Stand. Let my people go down, Moses, go down. This
ju This came out yesterday. Go go get it right
now wherever you get music. Yeah, I came out yesterday.
I'm excited about it. People are liking it. So is
this the second song, the third song, you fourth, the
four song that I've released? Yeah, if you didn't know,

(11:02):
I make music now too, and so go check out
my page wherever just type in my name. It's just
under my name Jebel Fresh. But yeah, I released this yesterday.
What's it Go Down? Moses? And it's about it's really
it's a uh song against all of the controlling powers
in this world that try to control us and take
advantage of us for money. Mm hmm yeah, pop.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Off, sir.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it is good. It's really good. It's
thoughtful and it's catchy and it's all of the things.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
So yeah, and if you were a subscriber to the
Jubile Show email list, you've got a kind of a
pre save link, so make sure you go subscribe so
you can get stuff subscribed to that.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Yeah. I was on TikTok Live yesterday and it was
funny because most people are liking it, but you know,
there's always trolls. Sure, one person was like this guy
on all his side projects, and I was like, that's hilarious.
I was like, so do you only do one thing?
But also it sounds boring, like why can't you do
other things. Why do you care at it? It's very upset.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
It's amazing what people get upset about. Honestly, ju Well,
I'm super proud of you though. You said you were
going to do it and you did it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Thank you. Yeah, yeah, I know. The song is the
song's dope. Check it out. It's called Go Down, Moses
wherever you get your music.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
One day, maybe we'll see Jubile walking the Met Gala
red carpet your.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Second album or something. I just want to wear an
outfit at that year at the Met Gala. Have you
guys had a chance to look at some of the outfits.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
From my gal Normally I spend a good amount of
time doing that the next day though, well they're out
and you can see them. The theme this year was
super Fine Tailoring, Black Style, so spotlights on black designers
and men's wear in a history making exhibition. So the
interesting thing is, if you've ever wondered how much it
costs to go to the Met Gala, we do have

(12:45):
a breakdown. So an individual ticket that you have to
be invited to, by the way, is seventy five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
But do you buy the ticket or does the brand
you go with buy your ticket. I've always been curious
about that.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
That's a good question, like if.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I was invited. But let's say I'm invited, like with
like Louis Vuitton, Like do they buy my ticket or
do I buy my ticket?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Because I always heard like, I mean could probably buy
your ticket. They probably do.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
They buy like a table, Well, a table starts at
three hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Whoa So some of them, Oh, here's your answer.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Some slubs do get their seats comped by top fashion houses.
So that's how that works out. It's in a very
expensive situation.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Where does the money go. It goes to the met
Costume Institute, So not to costume institute. What do they do?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
So it's a museum and also a place where they
design costumes in fashion and all of that kind of
stuff that they celebrate.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
So it actually is raising money, but to go.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Back, not for the community that they're copying. For the themes.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
You' raising money for them to make costumes. Oh no,
they're raising No, they're raising money for the institute.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
That would have been an ile of high little.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
So every year there's a different theme and then they
always have a big exhibition. People come to see it,
and that's also raising money for the Costume Institute. So
I don't know if it's preservation or if it's all
of the things, but it raises money.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Just to be clear, I do like the Mecca.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
None of the money is going to the community that
they are copying.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
It doesn't like it, no, But every year it is
a sent.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Yeah, yeah, no, just the money never goes to the
thing that they're always praising and talking about.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
One year it was like space, and like, no money
went to space. No money went to space.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
That's just as bad. Doesn't matter. We've sent Katie Perry
to space, so we're done with space. Yeah, I think
space is actually done. Space do not come back. We
hear a wonderful one more time. Guys, were my gosh
from your astronauts.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
You are going to lose your minds when I tell
you the space story that I have and I can
do it in the next trending, so we can just wait.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
But you're going to lose your mind.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
And I say that one of Jubil's predictions is coming true.
Really that involves space. That's not the people going to space.
And for the reason that they're going to space. Make
sure you're here next hour for trending so you can
hear it even minutes from right now fifty seven minutes
come back, don't Victoria.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
If you make enough crazy predictions, eventually somebody you know
what I mean.

Speaker 8 (15:11):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Only on the Tuble Show. Mia is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater, and she's been with
her boyfriend JB for about a half a year now,
and she already thinks something might be going on. So
we'll see if he is. Hopefully he isn't. But Mia,
what's up? Why do you think that JB might be
cheating on you?

Speaker 10 (15:29):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (15:31):
Yeah, thanks for having me.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
This is really weird and normally we can put my girlfriends,
but I listen to you guys a lot, so I
figured you might be able to have some odd advice
to offer me. But yeah, So I love my boyfriend JB.

Speaker 9 (15:45):
We met six months ago and it's been really great.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Literally he's my dream die and oddly enough, my brother
actually introduced us.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Actually, yeah, which is one of the best things that
my brothers could have given me.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
My brother could have given me.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
But so I loved ab like really hot guy of
my dreams that I've ever ever wanted to date, and
it was like a dream come true only that. And yeah,
pretty soon after dating, about three months in, he even
gave me keys to his house, which I thought was like, Okay,
we're building something here.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
There's trusts, commitment. Everything was really good. He's super respectful,
doesn't like.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Make me feel uncomfortable about not wanting to do anything
or anything like that. So one day, you know, because
we go together, I was cleaning up around the house.

Speaker 9 (16:36):
I was doing some laundry. I was putting away.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Some of his underwear, and I saw some that did
not belong to him, clearly because they're of a different
design and different texture, and it's super.

Speaker 9 (16:50):
Weirded me out.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
And I thought, perhaps maybe left behind by his ex
cohemited X. He slep together as well, so maybe she
left something behind. But also she left something behind. Why
haven't you been? Why haven't you like fixed it? Also,
why do you still have it?

Speaker 9 (17:06):
Just throw it away? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Just to clarify, when you say by a different design,
are you talking about like women's panties?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Like it's a full blown Yeah, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I was going to ask if it could be
his exes. But that's a good point though. I mean,
you'd want to get rid of that stuff if you
knew was there, but maybe he didn't.

Speaker 9 (17:24):
These are all the thoughts that I've had in my head.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
So thank you for letting me know that I'm absolutely
not one hundred percent crazy.

Speaker 13 (17:31):
So yeah, they're red and their silk o yep, not his. Yeah,
that's not his, and it's definitely not mine. I don't
even like bread, so this is weird for me. I'm
holding onto it. I'm trying not to panic.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I'm like vibrating, I'm trying to take deep breaths, and
so I'm just like holding onto this.

Speaker 9 (17:49):
I love him, I don't want to scare him off.
But also, like, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
What the aff Yes a valid question. I mean, you
find that women's underwear and your boyfriend's stuff. Did you
ask him about it?

Speaker 9 (17:59):
I kind of hinted around it, and I like I
said stuff about like being like I'm so scared.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
I'm so scared guys, because like literally it's like coming
across the person of your dreams and not wanting to
ruin it, but also trying to find some human decency
that you like, you respect yourself.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
So it's like, I just I don't know what to do. Clearly,
clearly they're not his, Clearly they're not mine. They might
be as exes. Also in our neighborhood, there is a
girl that lives close by and she's kind of cute whatever,
but she gives me like really bad vibes, and she's
always flirting with JD. Whenever she sees this out together.

(18:36):
She's always like, oh my god, dB, how are you
guys your day?

Speaker 5 (18:39):
And I'm like, oh cool, I don't exist really under
the ghost right now?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Does she do that to other people too?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Though?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Or is she singing now?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Not?

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Even I feel like she's singling him out, So I'm like, okay,
is it? Jenna is like is it?

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Like?

Speaker 9 (18:51):
Who is it? Is it like the mailman?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
No?

Speaker 9 (18:54):
I like my mind, like, clearly it's not the mailman,
you know. So I don't know.

Speaker 10 (18:58):
I'm just freaking out.

Speaker 9 (18:59):
I don't know what to do. I don't I like, like,
do I throw it away? Is he gonna notice that
I throw it away?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Like?

Speaker 9 (19:04):
Do I burn it? Do? I?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Like?

Speaker 9 (19:06):
I don't chop it up and leave it on my dinner, Dame.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Well, I'm curious though, like when you're hinting around it,
how does he react to that? Does he feel like
does it seem like he is hiding something from you?
Does that make him squirrelly? Or he's just like oblivious.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
He's oblivious, Like I know he's a guy, and not
to put guys down, because they can be oblivious, but
like he's like, yeah, Heday, what's up?

Speaker 9 (19:26):
You know? How would you do? You know? What should
be pizza?

Speaker 5 (19:30):
And then like feeding in the background, like pizza.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, all right, well you already told us what grocery
store he's a rewards card member at. So we'll play
a song and then come back and call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who
gets three flowers delivered from our floral department and will
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play a song, come back, get your
to catch a tater.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubilee.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Teater,
Miya is on the phone, and she thinks that her
boyfriend of six months might already be messing around. So
in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store that he's Awards card
member at and say that every single month, we choose
one Awards card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he believes that,
and if he does, we'll see who he sends the
flowers to, his girlfriend, Mea or to somebody else. But

(20:22):
before we do that, Mea, why don't you catch us
up on why you suspect he's cheating.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
So, like you said, my boyfriend is six months, we
live together. I'm very happily coupled. I was basically putting
my laundry and I found women's underwear in his drawer,
and so I'm kind of.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
Conflicted as to what to do.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
I don't know if his neighbors or someone else's or
his ex's, but I've kind of hinted around trying to
get to the bottom of it, and nothing has come
from it. So I'm kind of like losing my mind
at this point.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, Okay, well here we go. Are you ready, Yeah,
all right, noll, Hey, this is Corbyn calling from I
was looking for our rewards card member named JB.

Speaker 14 (21:11):
Oh yeah, that's me JB.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
How are you? Please? Don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to give you
a big congratulations and thank you. You're this month's big winner.

Speaker 14 (21:20):
All right, yeah thanks? What does this mean?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Well, every single month, we choose one Rewards card member
to say thank you very much for being such a
loyal customer by gifting you free flowers delivered from our
Florida department. You've won thirty six long stiin red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want with in the
fifty United States of America. Absolutely free. Congratulations, cool, thank you? Yes,
no problem. And here's how it works. I can take

(21:45):
the information over the phone. I can do that in
just a matter of minutes if you're prepared to do
that right now. You know you want to send it to,
No problem, I can do that.

Speaker 14 (21:54):
Yeah, I'm cool. I I know who I want to
send it to.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Okay, I can take that on the information right now.
Then I'm The first thing I would need would be
the first and last name of the person, and then
what you would want to say on a card if
you want to say something, and then you get the
address and stuff.

Speaker 14 (22:08):
Okay, first name is Mia.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Mia, and then a last name on that gotcha? And
anything you want to put on a card to Miah.

Speaker 15 (22:20):
Yeah, yeah, we could have it say I've made a mistakes,
I have regret, but you are not one of them.

Speaker 14 (22:29):
I love you, Miya know that that too longers?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
That are no?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
That should be good, that should be great. Okay cool, Well,
yes we can get that sent out and I would
get the address from you, but I can't do that
right now because this actually is not the grocery store.
This is Jewbel from the Jebel Show. It's a radio show.
Hi Amina, Hi, I am Victoria, and we do a
segment on the show called to Catch a Cheater where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to, and your girl,

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for Mia is actually on the phone.

Speaker 15 (22:56):
Yeah okay, so she's not getting flowers, so what what
what's up?

Speaker 5 (23:05):
I called them up because I was feeling uncomfortable and
I've been.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
Wanting to ask you about something. So I was doing
laundry and.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
I I found some underwear in your door that's clearly
not yours.

Speaker 9 (23:21):
So I need you to tell me, like, what's up?
Maybe Hello?

Speaker 14 (23:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (23:29):
Are you serious? Are you there?

Speaker 14 (23:32):
I am? I am? I just really wasn't.

Speaker 15 (23:37):
Uh, there's nothing prepared for those.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
Cool. I wasn't prepared for those.

Speaker 15 (23:43):
Look, look, there's no problem. I mean they don't belong
to anybody. I mean they, I mean they belonged to me.
All right, listen, you dude, it's.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
Like, what are you even saying right now? I don't
believe you. I need you to be a man and
tell me who they belong to.

Speaker 14 (24:04):
Okay, Well listen, look, you know I I'm like.

Speaker 15 (24:09):
So much and I realized, like you're kind of going
out on the limb here, like taking this on the radio.
But it's kind of putting me in a position. So
I'm going to be very honest with you too. I
guess save this relationship. They they are mine, Okay, they

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do not belong to anybody but me. I bought them.
I own them, and that is why.

Speaker 14 (24:38):
They are there.

Speaker 15 (24:40):
Wait won't so look, look, I know this is this
is not how I would choose to tell you this, Okay,
but I I guess you.

Speaker 14 (24:48):
Need to know.

Speaker 9 (24:49):
And I really know that right now.

Speaker 15 (24:52):
The impression here they do not belong to anybody else
like that is the key thing I need you to know.

Speaker 14 (24:59):
I'm kind of in to them, all right. I don't know.

Speaker 15 (25:02):
It's just a really private thing. I'm not prepared to
really talk about it.

Speaker 9 (25:07):
Don't tell me, well, because why did I have to
find out this way?

Speaker 12 (25:12):
Boy?

Speaker 15 (25:13):
I have never told anybody about this. I have no
words for it. That's why I am struggling now. It's
just kind of a private kind I guess you could
say kink sort of thing, you know. And I and
I've never really been in a relationship this solid like,
I've just never had.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
The occasion to discuss it. I mean, I'm sorry, it
is embarrassing. I hope I'm making sense.

Speaker 10 (25:39):
I think I hear you.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
I love you, I respect you.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I just are you dressing in women's clothes completely?

Speaker 9 (25:48):
Like I need? Are you cross stretch or what it like?
Is this you do this on weekend? What is this?

Speaker 10 (25:53):
How long?

Speaker 15 (25:54):
No, it's it's nothing that involved. Have I put them on? Yes,
I have put them. I think they feel nice and
it's just like a private thing. Every once in a
while I'll kind of get into I.

Speaker 14 (26:08):
Don't know, it just feels good.

Speaker 15 (26:10):
We'll wear them sometimes. Most of the other times they
just kind of sit in the drawer.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
So that and I was over here thinking that it
was like Jenna or like your exis or something like.
I literally didn't silently freaking out and I did not
know what to do.

Speaker 9 (26:26):
And I'm so sorry that I didn't come to you personally.

Speaker 14 (26:29):
Oh, that's fine, Like I can't, I can't.

Speaker 15 (26:31):
I understand that you would find these and probably think
something so like that is the key thing I need
you to know is that, like, and we can talk
about you know, my interest in this down the road,
but first and foremost know that they do not belong.

Speaker 14 (26:43):
To anybody but me. I would not do that to you.

Speaker 9 (26:48):
Are there any other surprises that I need to know about.

Speaker 15 (26:53):
Just maybe that that one thing that you kind of
always wanted to try.

Speaker 14 (26:58):
I'm working, I'm making that happen them.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Well what all right? Well, I don't know if we
need all that info right now. Like, good, good for you, Mia.
That sounds fun and at least you know he's not cheating.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, I do I'm so sorry, and I love I
love you, and I'm I'm sorry. I'll be better about
communication in the future, but I'm glad.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
That about now.

Speaker 15 (27:24):
I love you too, and maybe you know we'll look
back and this is the best way to get it
out of the open.

Speaker 14 (27:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Until her starts missing.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, and she looks at you and she's like, honey,
you got asked before you take my pennies.

Speaker 9 (27:39):
This is actually kind of hot. Maybe you can tonight.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (27:45):
I don't know, but I don't know. I don't know
if i'd been into them anyway. But you do have
some nice funds, I will say.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater. Time for America's
favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your chance to take
on our own Victoria. Ramira is in a game of
trivia for Kaleid Tickets today and let's meet today's contestant
for you verus Victoria, es May. What's up Esme? How
are you hi?

Speaker 11 (28:13):
Oh my gosh, I'm so happy.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Oh my god, y.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh Hi, it's so cute.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 8 (28:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
If you heard yesterday but I did win. I feel
pretty confident.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
I heard I listened every single day.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh thank you so cute. You're about to get killed today, Victoria.
I can feel it. I'm feeling esme is going to
be a beast. Yes, yes, with my backup. She's so
sweet and well spoken. Yeah what am i Victoria? Yeah?
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And while she's leaving us, many of the game is

(28:49):
played like this. You got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't what just happened?
I think Victoria just fell down on our way out
of the door. I just heard a crash over there.
She's she crashed into my back. She's outside now, so
she wow ran into the wall. I guess. Anyway, as

(29:10):
made thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 9 (29:18):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right, here we go, as may your time starts.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Now?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
What type of creature is Shrek? What is a baby
goat called.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
A baby goat?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
What animal is known for changing its color to blend
in with its surroundings? Jamelon what do bees collect and
used to make honey?

Speaker 10 (29:41):
Colin?

Speaker 4 (29:42):
What is the opposite of synonym? What popular video game
has modes called creative and survival Minecraft? What do you
call frozen water falling from the sky and pellets hail?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
All right, got that in We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. See how many in cell she has left
after walking into a wall. While she's getting ready and
putting her headphones on. Ask me, here's a question for you.
If you woke up one day as a giant potato,
what would your next move be.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I want to know what it would be like to
be peeled. I feel like it would be like.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Experience. I would want to know this. You know, when
you put on like those foot masks and then like
the first of your skills off and it's like really satisfying.
Yeah I wonder that. Yeah, I bet it is. I
potatoes are like, oh yeah, okay, this feels good.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
It feels like when you take a rock, you know,
at the end of the day. What I feel like
it would feel like.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I love that feeling. Ask me, that's so smart? All right,
here we go. Victoria's back in studio. Thirty seconds. Answer
as many questions as possible. Did you run into the
wall on the way? What happened?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I think it's it's like stood out.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
It jumped out and attacked you. Yeah, okay, my back and.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Then I had a loud bag and I felt bag
said I made noise, so then I just tried to
crawl up. Then the doors really heavy, so then I
had to stand back up, and I just needed to
get out.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
It was a whole thing going on over there that
I didn't realize was happening.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I was like, oh my gosh, I was lowed yesterday.
Don't be a loud today.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Victoria thirty seconds, answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say passed and you have
to beat estimate outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Esmate, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
What type of creature is shrek oger? What is a
baby goat called?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Uh baby goat?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
What animal is known for changing its color to blend
in with its surrounding chamelion? What do bees collect and
used to make honey?

Speaker 3 (31:37):
To Oh? I heard beast? What beest collect? Paulin?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
What is the opposite of synonym antonym? What popular video
game has modes called creative and survival.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Uh zombious.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I don't know what do you call frozen water falling
from the sky and pellets?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
What?

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Water? Wait?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Wait? Wait wait what? Wait? What frozen pellets? Pellets? Hail?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Okay, that was hard.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
I don't know why that like stumped me.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
See if that was right and send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Producer bred Oh.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Please, even though it took her nine minutes to get there,
I'll give Victory credit for that last question.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's victory. I got four s, May got five s?
Are you serious? High scoring game too?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Did?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
She was the microp on it was Are you serious?
That's that one?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's ma congratulations. You'd beat Victoria outright, and you get
tickets to Khalid just for playing. And you had a
great answer about the potato too. Yeah, you did best answer. Yes.

Speaker 10 (32:38):
I like one time I skipped work to go and
like run all the way to Golden Gardens because you
guys were doing a thing at Golden Gardens.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I love oh skip, I love cool. That's cool.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
All right, let's get the answer now with Nina. The
type of creature that Shrek is an ogre. A baby
goat is called a kid what. A chameleon is the
animal known for changing its color blend in with its surroundings.
Nectar is what bees collect and used to make honey.
Wrong the antone poland incorrect?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah, you get her, you get her?

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Okay, wild Brad fact checks. I'll keep going.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
The opposite of synonym is antonym. The popular video game
that has modes called creative and survival is Minecraft, and
frozen water falling from the sky and pellets is hail Brat.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
What did we find?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
They collect nectar and you didn't ask me, Bratt.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
To make honey, to make honey, They collect nectar and pollen.
Pollen is for creating their environment in the honeycomb, you.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Dumb, dumb, and to creating honey.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
No it doesn't. Hector is what is used to create honey. Honeycomb. Yeah,
stop it. I like her. I really liked you. Right now,
May I appreciate you again, thank you for listening, and
thanks you playing, and have a great day. Okay, it
says nectar. I just looked at it, and it is
a good point. If you didn't have honeycomb, where would
they you know? Shoot their little honey and they store

(34:04):
it in the honeycomb cells. Yeah, that's what I mean.
But to make the honeycomb, they needed the pollen. They
need the honey. They need the honey, they need the
honeycomb to be able to We don't know that.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, we know.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
It's just a choice that they made. If they made
something else, as you're a.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Lack actor from flowers, they transform it into their hive
and store it in honeycomb cells.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Yeah. But if we didn't have pollen, there would be no.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Cells that they'd find a spot to put there.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
No, they wouldn't. Not they don't got pollen. That that's
the that's the key ingredient.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's not though it is. But listen, if you got
extra honey and you need to get rid of honey,
you find a place to put it.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, you don't have a place to put it if
you don't have the necessary if you have a place
to put it environment, you don't got no place to
put it.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You got the honey.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Speaking in code, I feel like we are, but I'm
a little confused.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Wait, what are we talking about? Look it up? Yeah,
just type that in put that in Google. Where do
you put extra honey. If you don't have a honeycomb,
I'll do it on your work computer. Seriously, it's time

(35:20):
for your phone prank. Oh. Also, my new song came
out yesterday. Please check it out wherever you get music.
It's called Go Down Moses, just typing my name where
we get music. What are you looking at now, Victoria?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
You'll hear a clip of it in the trending But yeah,
I started typing it and then it stopped.

Speaker 8 (35:33):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Jay is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Dove.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him. But first
let's find out about the date.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Jay.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
How long has it been since you heard from Dove?
Almost two weeks now? Have you been preaching out to
her in that time? I did, like once or twice.

Speaker 14 (36:00):
You know, I'm not trying to.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Be too invasive, you know.

Speaker 14 (36:03):
And then the chicks like their space.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Okay, okay, which may be happening right now, we don't know.
So let's talk about your date, Jay, How did that go?

Speaker 14 (36:13):
I thought it went pretty well. We went to a game.

Speaker 16 (36:18):
I had a couple of beers afterwards, like somebody was
going well.

Speaker 14 (36:22):
So she I asked she wants to go to a
bar sports baring nearby? And she was down and kicked
it for a while.

Speaker 16 (36:28):
And uh, still seems kind of crazy, but like she
kept asking me like if I'm going to order.

Speaker 14 (36:34):
Anything else to eat?

Speaker 11 (36:35):
And uh, honestly, I'm a big eater.

Speaker 17 (36:40):
I don't know if I made her feel uncomfortable because
she was like just chowing down and I wasn't. But like,
you know, one of my my good buddies always tells
me that I should eat before the date because I'm
a little bit.

Speaker 14 (36:49):
Of a slob.

Speaker 9 (36:50):
I don't know if she was bothered by that or what.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Like I don't know, wew sloppy? Do you eat? Were
you like throwing food all over the restaurant? And I
only have I.

Speaker 17 (37:00):
Only have another person's opinion on it, you know who
I trust?

Speaker 7 (37:05):
I mean, I do kind of score barbecue sauce on
the shirt, but you know, a couple of drinks.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Then, like on purpose.

Speaker 17 (37:13):
No, I'm trying to help her out, like trying to
pass it over and okay.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
So a good conversation outside of the condiment showers or.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Uh my, I thought, so okay, did it seem like
the barbecue sauce on the shirt bothered her?

Speaker 14 (37:33):
No, I mean not that I was aware of you.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
We'll see we can help you out and try and
figure it out. We'll plays song come back, and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you, maybe get you another date.

Speaker 11 (37:45):
Okay, it's sick, I'm gonna put my phone probably on mute.

Speaker 14 (37:50):
Washing comes on to.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's gonna be a lot of the windows down, you know. Okay, yeah,
it's probably good idea. All right, we'll play a song,
come back, give your first a follow up.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
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Speaker 1 (38:08):
Then little of your first Day follow up, and Jay
is on the phone. He's getting ghosted by a girl
named Doves on a second. We're gonna call her and
see if she's house why she's ghosting him, and maybe
get him another date. But first, Jay, why don't you
refresh our memory on your date before we call her?

Speaker 16 (38:22):
Yow DOUV and I went to a game, kicked it,
went to sports far after botched some barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
On her which apparently is the thing, and.

Speaker 14 (38:37):
Uh then she just dipped and kind of ghosted. Now
I'm trying to see what's good.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Okay, yeah, for sure. And you think maybe the barbecue
sauce on her shirt might have been the thing that
turned her off?

Speaker 11 (38:48):
Well, I didn't before, but you guys kind of made
a big deal about it.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Okay, so maybe it's that. All right, man, we're gonna
call her. Ready, all right, sick? Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,

(39:16):
I speak to Dove. Please not speaking. Hey, Dove, how
are you? My name is Jubel. I'm calling from a
radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Dove, I'm
Nina also on the show.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (39:26):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I'm okay, Hey, do you ever listen to the show?

Speaker 10 (39:31):
I have been passing. I'll be honest. I'm more of
a Spotify kind of goal.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Okay, Hey, that's fine. So we do a segment that's
called the first Date follow Up. It's where you go
out with someone and you end up ghosting them. That
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them? And we got an
email about you from somebody. Okay, well, can you think
of anybody that you're currently ghosting?

Speaker 10 (39:54):
I mean, I'm gone on a couple of dates. I
you know, we're all out here trying to make.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
It how.

Speaker 10 (40:01):
I had gone on a date a couple of weeks ago.
I did have a good time.

Speaker 9 (40:05):
Okay, what was his name? I think, uh, Jay.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
And we like went to.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
A game and I liked him.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
And there's another guy, Michael, I don't know, maybe Michael
or Jay.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Maybe Michael or Jay. You're right the first time, yes, Ja, Yeah,
Jay wants to know why you're not calling him back?

Speaker 10 (40:32):
Was well did my dad I forgotten?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Mute?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Oh, Jay is on the phone actually listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
So anyway, yeah, he wants to know why you're ghosting.

Speaker 10 (40:51):
In Okay, Well, this is a wild experience and when
I can truly I've never had before in my life. Yeah,
I mean I what what did she say something that

(41:13):
I totally is?

Speaker 8 (41:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (41:18):
All right?

Speaker 10 (41:18):
So I mean, yeah, I like thought he was really attractive.
I'm really into like, you know, the sorry per se
this way, J But like the dad Bob look like
it's kind of a vibe that I like, and you know,
we were really vibing, and and then he like started
eating and he wanted a side of mayo for like

(41:40):
a dip. But I actually have like a mayo phobia,
and I just didn't want him to feel bad, which
which is like why I never said anything. But then
I kept trying to like be cute about it, and
twin like twisted that it wasn't a thing anymore, and
I kept trying to like feed him so that he
would just skip the mayo. And then you know, even

(42:02):
at the end of the night, I like I wanted
to kiss him, but like I could an idea, like
I deal with like the mayo in my mind, and
so honestly it was like the mayo thing, and I
maybe probably should have said something, but like now I don't.

Speaker 9 (42:15):
I mean, that's just it hasn't.

Speaker 10 (42:17):
I don't know, Well, clearly, like this is a strange moment.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
You have a like a male phobia, like a legit
fear of it.

Speaker 10 (42:30):
Yeah, like it's like everything about it makes me afraid,
but more anything like deeply deeply viscually disgusting. I think
it's like it's a textural thing. It's a visual thing.
I look at it and like the way that it
like looks like in a mound is like even just like,
oh my god, like I'm talking about it right now
if you want to vomit, like I just like, it's
just like I think about it and my entire body

(42:52):
tenses and then I look the smell, the smell of it,
the idea of what's even in it, like everything about
Mayo makes me not it. And I also, yeah, I
guess at this point it's become like a fear to
even be around it because of how it makes me
viscerally feel.

Speaker 11 (43:10):
Damn, did not hear that I read something about Mayo
Like actually they said it doesn't have dairy, but I
think it does.

Speaker 14 (43:19):
What this is like kind of good news? I thought
it was the fact that I sought up your shirt.

Speaker 9 (43:28):
No, that wasn't it.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
Though it was actually one of my favorite shirts and
now it can't come out. But no, that wasn't the reason.

Speaker 11 (43:36):
Damn, dude, Like, if you would have broke it down
for me, I would have should up passed that out
the window, Dude, Like, yeah, that.

Speaker 10 (43:46):
Would has been nice. I guess.

Speaker 9 (43:47):
Yeah. Never again to the Mayo.

Speaker 17 (43:50):
Well, even though you just dissed me, like I'm going
to be real, there should only be one turtle dove
because you're a hell unique.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Wow, are you sure the male is the reason why
you were ghosting?

Speaker 10 (44:07):
There's like a little vibe here, like like I was laughing,
I had a really good time and just like then, yeah,
the Mayo really put the ick in all of it.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
I couldn't take it.

Speaker 10 (44:16):
But like you're you're you're a unique little dude, buddy.

Speaker 14 (44:21):
No, I respect that.

Speaker 17 (44:22):
It's better that we learned about the Mayo thing now
than like you know, down the road, since I put
the ick in it, if you go out with me again,
we could put to young back in it.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
With you again on another date. We'll pay for it, Okay, Okay.

Speaker 10 (44:42):
I would be willing these pickup lines. I don't know
if I like them or I hate them. I haven't
decided yet, but they are making me smile, So I
would be willing to on the condition that for the moment,
we just don't include food at all, and we can
do some like activity or something that's like really cute,
and we can we can re establish the food stuff

(45:03):
at a different points on a line.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Well, congratulations Jay, you got another date.

Speaker 16 (45:11):
Hey, so Doug, like for real, I got hell activities
that we could bust through that don't involve Mayo.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
Sweet Sweet sounds like a great child.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
You will's first day follow up. Somebody asked childcare workers
on TikTok to share the most cringeworthy things that parents
have asked for. Here are some of the best responses. Also,
if you're a childcare worker, text us four one O
six one, call us eight A eight three four three
one o six one. But one person said I had
a parent asked me to count how many string beans
her child ate at lunch.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Oh, I believe that spring beans.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
There's nothing else going on.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Well, I never worked in childcare, but I was a babysitter,
and I used to babysit these twins and then parents
were very very strict, but they were never really home.
It was either me or nanny that were taking care
of their childre And she wanted me to measure out
the peanut butter and the jelly and cut off the
crust to make sure that there was the appropriate amount
of peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Was like half of a tea spoon.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Or something like that, oh whoa, And then I had
to count out anything that they ate. You can never
give them a handful. It had to be six or
it had to be three. And then they'd only get
twenty three minutes of TV time, Like, how do you
come up with this time?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Why twenty three?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
She has commercials Trent TV after and the commercials and
turn it back on.

Speaker 10 (46:26):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
I mean, this was really insane they watched. They were
also very rich. They had an elevator in their house.
Lot so wild experience. So I can only imagine what
parents are regularly asking for in their schools.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
You know how you get rich? Twenty three minutes screen time?

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Six peanuts, that's fair. Somebody asked people on TikTok to
share stories from childcare workers about ridiculous, unhinged things that
parents have asked for. This one's ridiculous. It said, I
had a child with digestion issues and the mom asked
me to chew his food for him and then feed
it to.

Speaker 14 (46:59):
Him in no way.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
That's no, no, no, like a baby bird. That is
too much.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
I know that parents might do that, but to ask
somebody that is not I don't know, I don't feel
like I do that.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
It's like different DNA as a parent.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
I have never chewed my daughter's food for her and
then put it in her mouth.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
That's the only if I were a parent, that's the
only way I would do it. Forever. They're like a
little babybird. Yeah, forever, seventeen years old. I can. You
can go over for Thanksgiving. They got a whole family
and everything else. You know, they're adult grown, still my kid,
and I'm going to baby bird them.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I'm taking mother hen to a new level.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You don't need to chop up my stake, just go
ahead and spin it away. Could you imagine being a
childcare worker and someone asks you to chew up the
kid's food and feed it to them. I mean, I
hope they said no.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
That's all you can say.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
That's not sanitary. Your child's clearly not ready for solid foods.
Let's stop pushing the milestones.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Okay, he's a blender. Just blend it true. There's a
genius idea. One parent called a childcare worker and asked
if they could call her halfway through the day and
tell her that her child was sick so she could
leave work. I don't think that that's that big a deal.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Every once in a while, you call in favors, you
make friends with the little be like, I will pay extra.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, I do have to pay extra for.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
That's gonna be. I'm watching your kid at that time.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
For a full day. But I need to get out
of here. Yeah, can I board the kid overnight? I
want to go have fun. Turns out I might be
in Vegas by new one. We're going over some of
the most unhinged things that parents have asked childcare workers.
One person responded and said a dad stood on top

(48:42):
of the cubbies and did a backflip oh dope off
of them. In response to me saying that this is
a children's class, he said, he pays enough intuition that
he can do whatever he wants. So he's a kid basically,
so he wanted to attend the class or something. I
don't know the context of it, but that's still weird.
I didn't know Benson Boone had his kids, and.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
That's what you think.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
I like And people wonder why dating is so hard
no matter how old you are, don't grow up.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Another childcare worker said that once a mom asked if
I could serve divorce paper to her husband. Hey, that's convenience.
That is you get tipped many because.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
You can't do it yourself legally, so you gotta have
somebody else. Why not have the middleman do it?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
The person said they said, no, I would absolutely due
five bucks. Yeah, potster in your career is a process server.
You give me popcorn to go with that. Another person
said that they had a parent give them a chucky doll. Oh,
it was the first day of school and a mom
said if her child acted up, to just show the

(49:48):
kid the chucky doll and it would stop. Wow, that's
a level. You quit that job. You don't know what
has happened up to this point.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Or do you say thank you? What?

Speaker 3 (49:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
You talk the chuck you all out?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Well?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
I mean if their kids acting up and the chuck
you doll works and nothing else did, I mean, you
might as well keep it as a last resort.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Is that really that bad? You could teach your kid
how not to act up. There's a trend going viral
of childcare workers sharing the most unhinged things that parents
have asked them for. Somebody texted in right now at
four one o six one and said, I was asked
to test the temperature of reheated breast milk by drinking it.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, what did they ask you this? What is true?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
At least what you said? Yeah? Ask you? How else
do you test it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Are you the mom that asked that? I just I'm
really curious. That's to what was going through your mind?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
How else do you test it?

Speaker 3 (50:35):
You don't test it, but you just don't or use
it thermometer?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Don't you trip it on your arm? Yeah? You put
it on the back heard, Yeah, that is how you
actually test it. But also it's delicious, is it? I've
never had it? Yeah? Why did you have it? I
had a co worker once and I was joking with
her asking if I could try some, and then she
brought in some you know what.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
It was hers her?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah? Is that not?

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Like?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I don't know, Like did she.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Sure there would be an HR complaint today if I
had done? Did you feel like you were taking milk
from a baby? Yes? I did, but it was really
good though? Interesting? Yeah, and I wonder if I think
it all tastes different?

Speaker 3 (51:14):
What are we talking?

Speaker 9 (51:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I tried it. You guys gotta try it. There's nobody
in this office is I would try my.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Own, but I'm I think I'm good. I don't need
to try. I just go get the milk on the street.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
That's that's weird.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
But drinking milk from a cow isn't.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
That's why I think we should be drinking human milk.
That's why I'm looking for expectant mothers to start. Yeah,
like a dairy farm, but like a human dairy farm.
You seem just all hooked up to the little things, drinking,
reading a book or whatever. You know.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I think in the UK or somewhere they were actually
opening up an ice cream shop that was breast Milk
ice ice Cream.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Google it. I've reported on this story, and I think
Jewbell said the same thing.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I don't want.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I don't want any of that. If you would like
to be involved in my human dairy varm, hit me up.
I really start there. You can't say it like that.
It just takes three minutes to get everything you need
to know for the day. With Nina's Whats Trending.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Earlier, I mentioned that one of Jubel's predictions seems to
be coming true in regards to space throughout this So
the US Army is officially starting to recruit for space fighting,
space related military occupational specialties. That's what they're looking for.
So Jubil, I'm remembering the conversation we had where you
were talking about how people were going to be fighting

(52:38):
over the moon.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Yes, I think the next world war will be fought
over the moon, so serious.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Yeah, I'm not going to go as far as to
say that we're talking about a world war, but they
want to be ready to fight on land, in the air,
and the sea, in cyberspace or in actual space.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Well they already have space force, but yeah, but like
how would that look because you're like you're in space,
there's no gravity.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I think it will be fought both in space, but
mostly on the ground here because different countries and private
businesses are going to want to go to the Moon
to mine it for resources. And nobody had owns when
you can't you know, own property on the moon. But
people are going to try to take it over and
take over places. So countries here will be fighting over
for territory on the moon. But if they mind it.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Get to the moon and then they got to fight
each other on the moon, how's that going to look?
Because like, are they all going to be like swinging,
but like can't get to them, Like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
I kind of picture yeah, light sabers, yeah, you know, right,
but all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
I don't have that yet.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
It's the first time I hear that soldiers had a
chance to specialize in space operations the lights. Yeah, and
they could be keeping the lightsabers on lockdown until it's
time to pull them out and say listen, we've had
these resources ready to go.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
It's funny because people make fun of stuff like that,
and when Space Force came around, they're like stupid. But
they made fun of the Air Force the same way
when they made the Air Force. Absolutely the Air Force
got clowned on when they when they've made up the
Air Force, they're like, yeah, right, like we're gonna be
fighting in the air really yeah. And so I mean
it's legit. People can go to space now, so you

(54:06):
might as well have a way to protect from it.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Wild crazy, We're going to keep the crazy news coming.
So I'm gonna apply a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Brad's got he's got a black belt, he's a pilot,
and now he wants to be a lightsaber conductor.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
My dream has always been to become a space garbage man.
So I don't really want to fight in the force.
I just want to go pick up the trash.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
There's all kinds of jobs in the military, okay, and garbage.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Man is one of them.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
Really okay, so off, So if you're a Space Force
garbage man, I think you're on your way there, sir.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
There's also cooks. But me, I want to be a
war fighter.

Speaker 6 (54:41):
I want to be a pilot, astronaut, jedi.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Okay, apply for this job.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Somebody once told me, if you can dream it, No,
if you can dream it, believe it or believe it.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
If you can dream it, dang it, I got the
whole girl.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
It's supposed to be inspirational, but like, if you can
dream it, you can be it.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
There it is okay. This is also wild science.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Humanoid robot appears to snap and attack factory workers.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
What wait, huge.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Another thing that we've been talking about in the studio
seems to be coming true. A humanoid robot went wild
and attacked one of the workers. They have footage of it.
He held a small crane and started swinging its arms
fast and hard, like it was angry at the workers
that were nearby. They had to duck back away and
hide from this thing, and it just kept going for it.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
That's nice to your AI or just like.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
I don't know, guys, let's be smart and like not
create some of these things.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
They said that it was a coding error, but other
people are like, this is a dystopian revolution, a dystopian
robot revolution. I mean maybe, but that's why I got
the crane out and started waving his hands.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Don't come at me like that's actually nuts, though that is.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
It reminds me of the movie Megan. People go watch
it and like.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
I can't take Megan seriously. Every time you make that reference,
it just you not.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Do the same thing, and then you'll get I'm not
going to watch the movie.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Well that's why we think of I.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Think of Terminator, So I guess everybody has a different
reference Terminator.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Are you serious? You need to watch Maximum Overdrive?

Speaker 6 (56:13):
She just said, who did he terminate? Victoria just said Terminator?
Who did he terminate?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
I saw Megan? None of y'all seen Megan, and y'all
that makes no sense.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
I can guarantee you, Victoria, Terminator is a more popular
movie than whatever you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Okay, but I'm saying, like, what's going on right now?
It reminds me of Megan.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I think the movie where technology comes alive and attacks
humans is called Maximo Drive Maximum Overdrive, and it's a
terrible movie from like the eighties or something, but it
is awesome. It's got uh, it's got a Melio Estevez.
I'm sold. And at some point he gets in a
shoving match with a truck. Yeah. Right after that, I'm

(56:55):
gonna watch Minute Work because one guy gets marked by
a soda machine. WHOA. What's the name of that movie?
Maximum Overdrive? Just google some clips of it. It's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
I'm not a medis weekend watching Maximum Overdriver, Watch watching
Minute Work?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Okay, that's.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
All right, to catch Cheeter. It's coming up right after this.
It's a double show. It's hits one of six point one.
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Jubiles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret? Yes, sweet?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Okay. So I went on a business trip for work.
It was in Vegas, so I had a little bit
of fun and I had my first one night stand.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Yeah, the only issue is I'm married.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Oh so yeah, cheated that's what that means.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Just check in.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Yeah yeah, I don't feel the bust about it. But
you know, I don't remember the guy's name, Like, it
really was just like a random sling.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
How was it?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
It was fun? I mean I have never had a
one night stand, so it was like something totally out
of character for me.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Do you feel like you'd want to do that again?

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Uh no, okay, definitely not. It was like a one
and done, not happening again. But bigger problem now I
found out that I'm pregnant.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Oh and could it possibly be the person you're with
or the one night stand or do you know for
a fact it's the one night stand person.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
It's definitely the one night stand So I am stressing out.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Yeah, well, I guess there's only one way to know
that it's theirs. Do they look similar?

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Not really, No, it's a little bit different looking. So
I don't know if do I tell my husband? Do
I try to find this guy?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Like?

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Do I pretend that it's my husband?

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Like?

Speaker 4 (59:01):
I don't do that is a tough spot to be,
and I think you to tell your husband. Yeah, don't
worry about finding the rando, but you definitely got to
tell your husband.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
And if the guy pops.

Speaker 9 (59:12):
Up there, you can tell him.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
But I don't know how to break that news to
my husband because.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Like just I just always think about in the future,
like if you try to play it off one day
your husband needs a kidney and he's like, oh, my
kid will give me a kidney, and then you realize, oh,
it's not my kid. It's like, that's what I would
be afraid of it. What happens in Vegas usually stays
in Vegas. Well, yeah, this is just another reminder used protection.

Speaker 9 (59:38):
Yes, oh my god, Well.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Good luck with that. Thank you for telling us your
little secret.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Yeah truth.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yeah all right, good luck.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
What's your dirty little secret.

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