The Full Jubal Show from May 7th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There are all kinds of bad jobs, and if you
need proof of that, you can literally make money doing anything.
And listen, is going viral of the dumbest jobs in America?
What are the dumbest jobs you can get in this country?
And is your job on the list? We'll tell you
what the number one dumb job in America is in
just a second, but first let's go over some of
the other ones.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Shall we could be side hustle? So yes, let's do
a chicken sexor what does that mean? What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Though it sounds like it's a very very, very very
bad job. Yes, but you get paid to look at
baby chicks and determine their gender.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh I don't have to do that, but I can
do that. That was a curveball.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, I still wouldn't want to pick up little baby
chicks and inspect their parts.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
And then you get paid for it.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Up it says it's a fast paced job and surprisingly difficult.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Surprising. You have to catch baby chickens. You can't tell.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
How do you tell on a baby chicken? I have
no I guess not very specialized skills. These are experts.
Is there anybody growing up that's like, man, one day
that one will be you can just become a chicken
sexor well.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Somebody's got to do it. So it's a very fair dream.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Going over the dumbest jobs in America. The new list
is going viral pet food taster.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Wait, there's humans that do that.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I feel like you do this, I really do. I
have eaten dog food before a few times. Why like
you would do it?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
What are like?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
What for curiosity?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
And I've tried both the hard food.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And the wet food, and I can tell you the
wet food is a little better, I think, but mostly
I don't like crunchy that much, so that's probably.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why a texture issue. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Every time I see a fancy feast commercial and they
make it look like it's like fine dining for the cat,
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, And why would they Why would they test the
dog food on humans?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Well, don't we test a lot of our products on
animals first? So I guess it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
True, I guess yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I think a lot of dogs foods and stuff are
supposed to be human edible now because they're trying to
be more organic.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
And all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
So maybe they're like, hey, you want to see if
this one's edible or not.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's good for you and your job. Special who We're
going over list that's going viral. Of the dumbest jobs
you can get in America, professional cuddler is on the list.
I always hear about these people making tons of cash
from just being a professional cuddler.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
I mean, there is probably one of the biggest markets
that people capitalize on is other people's loneliness. Yeah, so
whether you're like giving a speech on how to find love,
you're a matchmaker cuddler, there's always going to be somebody
that needs you.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I mean, that's a job that I would not want
me either, because you have to cuddle with stringth I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
You're probably not cuddling with something.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I mean yeah, It's like I wouldn't want to give
people massages either, you know, although I shout out to Messuss,
I like getting massages, but I just don't want to
touch people.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Yeah, I when I think of cuddling, I literally think
of cuddling my daughter and watching a movie. And I
don't think that's the kind of cuddling that's happening here.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's not the kind of cutling. I think about I
should start charging it.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'll tell you what the number one dumbest job in
America is in a second. But here's the one that
I didn't know existed. A mourner for hire. What you
get paid to cry at funerals and make it look
like someone beloved. You had a huge crowd of people,
you bunch of friends, so you just sit there and
you just mourn for somebody that you don't even know.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
That the person look like they were loved when they were.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah, I love this. I want you all to do
this for me. I'm likely to go out first in
this room. I think if you guys at least like
one hundred and fifty I wanted to feel like ridiculous
small funeral home. Please one hundred and fifty people in
there and then just let it rip and I want

(04:05):
them overacting everything.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Are you gonna leave us money to hire that? Yeah? Yeah, okay.
What I'm not gonna do is spend money out of
my pocket. Oh no, no, it'll be like my cask.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
It will be a piece of junk, but there will
be money for all those mourners.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I would love that too, but I would love it
if there was nobody there except the professional mourner, just
one professional, Yeah, the weirdest, and I will have lines
written for them and it will be a five hour funeral.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
They're to earn.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Their money will be above looking down.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Put it out of the movie.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
What is the number one dumbest job in America? According
to this list? A sign spinner.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
It's the dumbest job ever.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
I saw one of those this last weekend and Homie
was chilling. You do need to have some skill to
be able to spend those signs. Have you ever tried?
It's not easy.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Have you tried to do it?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
You know?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
So I worked at a tanning slan for a while
and next or was a pet store and they had
one of those spinner signs that had to stand out
on the corner.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
And there's this one guy who would always do it.
He was super fancy. Flip it and throw it in
the air and whoos like pizza And I was like, oh,
I want to try it. Hit me in the face.
They landed on the ground. That is not easy. Did
you at least point the side in the right direction?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Why?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I just held it up and started doing like my
cheerman was like whoa there is.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
There is a big skill level whatever the word is
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Of when it comes to sign yeah, because some people.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Just stand there, you know, barely putting anything into it.
And then there are some people that you're like, man,
they love being a sign spinner. Every time I dropped
by one of those people, I'm like, if I had
a company, I would hire them in an instant.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I was so much effort into their job. No, I
would not hire them.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I can't read what's on the signs going everywhere every
which way, and it's shaped like an arrow, which that's true.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Not the spinner's fault.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
That is the company's fault for making a bad sign
is doing their job.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I always drive by those guys and I'm like, man,
if I put as much effort into anything as they
do into flipping that sign, anything could happen for me. Yeah,
get tired just looking at him, like, man, you put
way too much effort into your job.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
How do you do it without any expression? As well?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
That is part of the skill, asserting massive amounts of
energy and their face just who yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
No mad, you're having like they look like that of
a good time.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
I see a guy singing. So I don't know what
we're looking at, but the spinners still sounds like being
a sign spinner is a pretty awesome job.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Actually, it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
we've missed you.

Speaker 8 (06:53):
I'm sorry. He Hello, is this Leo? Yeah, ky Leo.

Speaker 9 (07:03):
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from barbershop. And
it's been a while since you've been in, So I
was calling just to check in and see how you've been.

Speaker 8 (07:21):
Yeah, yeah, I haven't done been weeks. I haven't been
in a while.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's been.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
At least four weeks since we've seen you, and I
know that you were coming in at least once a
week to get your hair cut and cleaned up. And
so I'm just wondering if you've got an appointment you'd
like to schedule soon, or you want me to take
somebody off of this schedule to get you in right away,

(07:47):
that would be great.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (07:53):
I'm like, okay, no, I'm going my hair out. So yeah,
I mean, when i'm ready, i'll lot come in and
I'm making an appointment.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
You know, it's cool, but I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
You're growing, You're growing your locks out.

Speaker 10 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Yep, you decided grown the hair out.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Let your hair down a bit, and let it grow
for me.

Speaker 10 (08:19):
Yeah, actually, my dad?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Who who is this again?

Speaker 11 (08:22):
Because I'm usually I usually just talk to David and
I don't I don't recognize you.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
My name, my name is Juniper. I don't think we've
ever spoken before. But I'm a big fan of your hair.

Speaker 11 (08:37):
You're you're you're a big Okay, you're a big fan
of my all right, yeah, I don't think I know you, man.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Ever since you started coming in, I've been paying attention
to and your appointments are and you're in here.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I left the perfect curl for me. H, what.

Speaker 11 (08:57):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (08:59):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Nothing, I just said that the last time you were
in getting your hairs cut, you left the perfect little curl.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
I've never.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
Look, don't.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
I don't know. I don't know what you mean by
that like that.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I just mean.

Speaker 11 (09:23):
I'm really incredibly uncomfortable with this phone call right now,
and I.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
Think so sorry. I don't want you to be uncomfy.
I'm the janitor here and I clean up the floors
after people get their locks cut, and I always like
a special.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Point guard. You make yours.

Speaker 9 (09:44):
I can be there on time. You sweep up right
after you get your beautiful haircut.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
Okay, all right, you're there.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
You're the janet, you say you're the game.

Speaker 11 (09:58):
No, this is obstinate, inappropriate, this is weird.

Speaker 10 (10:03):
You're weird, though.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I said everything.

Speaker 12 (10:06):
Understand appointments and little niggis and keep No, no, the
mood you were.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
In that day.

Speaker 11 (10:13):
No, oh my god, nope, just stop talking.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
We stop talking.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
You are You've got it, You've got.

Speaker 11 (10:20):
An issue, you got a problem. Clearly, this is incredibly inappropriate.
I'm gonna tell the management there absolutely like you.

Speaker 10 (10:29):
You're getting fired.

Speaker 12 (10:31):
This is if we can not involve that, that would
be great.

Speaker 9 (10:36):
I don't need them.

Speaker 8 (10:37):
No, ca, okay, you didn't help.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I do need help completing my wig?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
Do you say completing your your wig?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh? Man, beautiful here?

Speaker 11 (10:54):
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not even gonna call it management.
I'm gonna call the cops.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
You.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I can't grow fair and so I wear yours this
my facial hair.

Speaker 10 (11:06):
Oh what.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Hey, leo, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.

Speaker 11 (11:15):
Oh my God. I was like, it's this ud Oh my.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
As a joke, she said that you've been growing your
hair long and it has been messing with you and
wanted to prank you about it.

Speaker 13 (11:25):
Oh my God, wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
We say, mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Today is the day and thirty three cardinals are sequestering
themselves behind the Vatican's medieval walls.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
To start the conclave to pick the next pope.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
It should be like a movie.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
It is a movie. It's called Conclave.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Oh, it just was in the oscars and stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, it just came out a little while ago.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Sounds pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
About eighty movies on this time.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah, specific it's like I'm gonna be watching one of
those Todays.

Speaker 6 (12:03):
The interesting thing is, though, so they they're taking no chances.
They're cutting off all of the cardinals from the world,
so they've taken their phones.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
They're also deactivating cell phone coverage at the Vatican, and
then they're using signal jammers around the Sistine Chapel to
make sure that there's no like connection to the outside
world whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yes, they do every time.

Speaker 14 (12:23):
Yeah, if it's a cardhole and absolute sequestion in the
Catholic Church and you can't abstain from tweeting during that time,
are you abstaining from the other things you're supposed to
be from.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
I know, that's kind of why I was thinking, like
that's why it feels so extreme, Like shouldn't they just
know to not do that?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Why do you got to jam it just in case?

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Well, they also don't want well because this is a thing.
This sometimes this is like whoever know, like the next
pope could be there for fifty sixty years, right, Yeah,
so this is very delicate information. Their conversations are very delicate.
It's not so much about them leaking as much as
it is like the reason the jammer is happening because

(13:06):
they don't want to get hacked somehow. They don't want
their phones to be in the same room as the
conversations going. We all talk about Instagram's listening to us.
I talked about a boat and now it's trying to
sell me boat shoes. So they just don't want anything
to be that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
How cool will be if they got together for their
conclave and then they released that white smoke and then
they come out and they're like, we've decided the new
Pope is seth Rogen.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
That's a different cloud of smoke.

Speaker 8 (13:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
By the way, by the rules, they could do that.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
They could technically put anyone they want.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Doesn't have to be a cardinal. It just always has been.
I feel like it makes the most sense to be
a cardinal. But I guess Taylor swift on it. Yeah,
switch it up? Hey man, can they pick somebody?

Speaker 6 (13:55):
And then they're like, oh, I don't know if I
want to be one or not. Can you turn down.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Being the Hope? Would you turn down being.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
The I don't know. It's a lot of responsibility.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Some people don't want to handle all that, Like I
don't want to be the Pope.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I guess that's true.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
They don't want to be the Pope either, But I
mean to be dope though, actually it kind of would
be cool the pope.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Wouldn't you want to be the pope?

Speaker 5 (14:17):
You're not actually the leader of anything, but you're the
leader of every Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh, I'm not just the leader of a country. I'm
a leader of religious people all over the world.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
That's so true.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, you are not allowed to be the pope icee chains,
big rings, yes.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Your jewelry, you know, bring back the Crusades, that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, no, I think so, because you'd have that kind
of thing.

Speaker 10 (14:47):
All right.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
We'll see who the cardinals end up choosing as we
watch for the smoke in the upcoming days to see
how long this takes, and hopefully they will not.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Be a dictator.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
It seems to be the go thing to be.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well, this is interesting, does show.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Baby, Yeah, that'll be you go out there on that
that balcony that he comes out on, and you just
do a show.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Mic up Theresa, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children
of all ages.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I feel like you should build that on your hound
coming to the balcony.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
What's up baby an you guys doing out there in
the Vatican yard today? Huh? Usually that would be kind
of what's what's your pope name? Sat rock and roll?
That's what's trending.

Speaker 11 (15:37):
I think that.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
I really don't know. They mean that with all the
respect in the world. Catholics, please don't take that wrong.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Take it all wrong.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Just got back from America doing some work with the church,
and boy or my arm's tired.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
You have to laugh at that because I'm the pope. Baby. Yeah,
you see a hit. Victoria and I are looking at
each other like, oh my.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Gosh and dying my family.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
We'll turn that out of cheek. Don't worry about us.

Speaker 13 (16:13):
First date follow up howered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (16:20):
Kine is on the phone today for a first ave
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Leah. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Kane, how long has it
been since you heard from Leah?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (16:32):
If I remember, I want to say, it's been about
a week or two.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
A week or two. How many times have you reached
out to her? That'll kind of help to I.

Speaker 10 (16:40):
Reached out last I think about two days ago, but
I've I've probably reached out about two three times.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Okay, Well, let's talk about the date. How did you
guys meet? How was it?

Speaker 10 (16:51):
Well? We met through a mutual friend and I mean
at least from my perspective, I thought it was a
pretty good time. We got burgers and fries that the
super Chill retro diner, and honestly, it was nothing fancy.
It was just nice and easy vibes. She picked it,
which I liked. I mean, I love a woman who

(17:12):
can commit to a greasy spoon.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, fair, Okay, yeah, I mean we.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Had great conversation and at least, like I said, I
swear I thought we were vibing. We talked about how
we both love the color orange, which, at least to
my understanding is is not a common favorite color.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
And at the end of the date, she even let
me eat her pickle, which I thought was really cute.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Whoa what I don't know or something that I was
just talking about a pickle delivery.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
You didn't want it, and I like pickles, so I
asked if.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Everybody needs a friend who doesn't like their pickle. Did
you guys like kiss or anything after the day?

Speaker 10 (18:00):
No, you know, we did that little you know, thanks
for the night hug kind of side of hug at
the end of the night. But other than that, no,
not much more physically.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
How did it end? Does she sound like she was
ready for another date after that one.

Speaker 10 (18:14):
I mean I didn't really get like one way or
the other. It just kind of seemed like a pretty
casual ending, you know, not positive negative.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Is there anything that could have gone wrong on the date.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
I mean, nothing that's really coming to mind, honestly, now,
nothing at all. I mean, my family works in politics.
I brought that up pretty early. I know some people
can be a little weird enough by that.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay, yeah, I mean politics are always dicey, uh huh,
especially on a first date.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
Did you talk about your family's politics on that date too,
or you just mentioned that that's what they do.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
I mean I was trying to do as little as possible,
but she did keep asking questions despite the briefness of
my answers.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Maybe maybe Yeah, they work.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
In politics, so when she asked about them, what do
they do?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
It's kind of hard to see on that totally.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yeah, did she tell you hers or was she just
asking questions?

Speaker 10 (19:12):
No, just asking questions. I'm not even sure where she stands, honestly.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you, and maybe get you a second data.

Speaker 10 (19:25):
Right, sound good?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
All right, we'll get your first a follow up.

Speaker 13 (19:27):
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Speaker 1 (19:35):
Les will your first a follow up? If you're just
joining us. Kane is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by Leah. So we're about to call her and
see if to tell us why she's ghosting him. But first, Kane,
why don't you remind us about your day real quick?

Speaker 10 (19:46):
Yeah? Sure, no worries. So you know, basically we got
the burghers and fries that this nice chill retro diner,
and you know, we have some great conversations. Yeah, we've
talked about some common interests and you know, it just
kind of ended like naturally.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
All right, And you really don't have any idea why
you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 10 (20:06):
Huh other than my political parents. Nothing I could really
think of.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, my political parents sounds like a sitcom? All right?
You ready for us to call her?

Speaker 10 (20:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Leah. Please.

Speaker 15 (20:32):
This is Leah.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Hey Leah, how are you? This is the jubil show.
It's a radio show. Hi, Leah, my name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria and my name is Jubell.

Speaker 15 (20:39):
How are you Hi, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
How were you great? Thank you for asking. Have you
ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 8 (20:47):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (20:48):
I have.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Have you ever heard of first Day follow Up?

Speaker 16 (20:52):
I have?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Ye. Yes, So you know that's the segment where if
you go somebody, they can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're being ghost Yes.
Well guess what, lia somebody emailed us about you.

Speaker 15 (21:05):
Uh huh?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
So you girl?

Speaker 15 (21:09):
This is about Kane, isn't it. It has to be Kane.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yes, it is about Kane. Kane emailed us. We talked
to him a little bit about your date. He said
he thought you guys really hit it off, and he
has no idea why you're not calling him back.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
And it's been like two weeks.

Speaker 17 (21:24):
So he's a virgo and I just I can't do it.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
What I mean, Okay, that's.

Speaker 15 (21:34):
Not the only reason, but it was the first red flag.

Speaker 17 (21:37):
But I'm a Gemini and that combo is just like
a cosmic disaster. We're just wider differently, Like he's very
grounded and analytical.

Speaker 15 (21:46):
I'm like slowy and talkative.

Speaker 8 (21:48):
He likes structure.

Speaker 15 (21:49):
I like chaos.

Speaker 17 (21:51):
Like I knew it wasn't going to work when he
started stacking the sugar packets by heights at the table,
So like the virgo thing was the first red flag.
Then it was the stacking of the sugar packet. Then
he put mustard on his French fries, but not catch up,
not wrench yellow mustard.

Speaker 15 (22:09):
And he didn't even explain it. He just casually dipped
it like it was normal.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
So that bothers you.

Speaker 17 (22:16):
Yeah, I mean I tried to look past the virgo thing,
but the mustard was the universe telling me run and
I trust signs.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
So the mustard really put it over the top.

Speaker 15 (22:26):
Yes, that was kind of the final straw.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Okay, what do they say about people that eat mustard
on their French fries?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Ew?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Great, Okay, that's and that's it, Like everything, what about
you know, just his personality? Was it cool other than
him being a virgo and dipping his French fries and mustard?

Speaker 17 (22:46):
Yeah, I mean we could see friends. I just don't
see like with all those things. I just lifted there
being like a romantic connection. We're just wired differently.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Were you attracted to him.

Speaker 15 (22:58):
I mean he's back person. I just don't think he's
like my person.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that.

Speaker 15 (23:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Leah. Caine is actually on the phone listening.

Speaker 15 (23:12):
Oh the phone.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
But what do you really say to that? Kane?

Speaker 10 (23:19):
Hi? Leah. So it wasn't the political parents. It was
mustard and star signs that did me in.

Speaker 17 (23:27):
Cain, You're great, You're really really great. But it's like
the Virgo Gemini dynamic. You spend our whole relationship with
reorganizing my spice cabinet. Well, I'm trying to plan like
a spontaneous trip to Tuloom.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
That sounds kind of balanced to me. I bring snacks
and an I and you bring chaos and a passport.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?

Speaker 7 (23:51):
Though?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Like? Don't you need to know if?

Speaker 6 (23:53):
Like, because I feel like you're planning right now, Leah
for the future to be so unstable before you even
know it.

Speaker 15 (24:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (24:01):
Like he brings mustard to fries and he brings secretive energy.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Secretive energy.

Speaker 10 (24:09):
I mean the way I was raised, it's not secretive,
it's respectful. I didn't want to bore you with political
drama on a first date. I like to think that's
called emotional intelligence.

Speaker 15 (24:21):
That's called virgo energy. You're always trying to control the.

Speaker 10 (24:25):
Flow, and you're a Gemini talking in metaphors and checking
co star mid convo.

Speaker 15 (24:32):
Because it work.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Checking what mid combo? What is the cost stars? An app?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I used to have it.

Speaker 15 (24:38):
It's a nastrological app.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Did you do that, Leah? Did you check your astrology?

Speaker 15 (24:44):
Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 10 (24:45):
Yeah, we were literally talking about a second date when
she pulled out her phone and started changing the conversation
to tomorrow's horoscopes. So just to recap, you're literally ghosting
me over horoscopes and condiments.

Speaker 17 (25:00):
If I wouldn't have checked it, I wouldn't have known.

Speaker 15 (25:03):
Of course I'm gonna check it.

Speaker 17 (25:04):
It also shows me like both of our charts, and
like the compatibility and everything.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
It's very thorough, Lea.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Do you use charts for everything in your life or
just dating such everything?

Speaker 8 (25:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Is it usually right?

Speaker 8 (25:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (25:19):
Very right. I mean it's thousands of years old for
a reason.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 10 (25:24):
And this is the same person who says I'm too organized, And.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
There you go.

Speaker 15 (25:28):
It's that virtual energy again.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
I mean, I gotta be honest with you, guys. I
barely even know my horse, Hope. I don't even know
what that means.

Speaker 17 (25:36):
It's also not really a horoscope, it's a birth chart.
So it's like kind of like we're talking, we're just talking.
We're talking to different languages and like, kay, I'm so sorry.
You're you're attractive and you're kind, but I need someone
who won't judge me for like talking to my plants,
and I really think you will.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
Wait wait, wait, wait, you talk to your plants.

Speaker 15 (25:59):
Any green?

Speaker 17 (26:00):
Some knows that you need to talk to your plants
to get them to grow.

Speaker 10 (26:04):
And when you talk to your plants, do you hear responses?

Speaker 17 (26:09):
Well, it's obviously not like a human response, but it's
an energy.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
How do you feel about that, Kane?

Speaker 10 (26:16):
I mean, I thought the horoscopes was a little off putting,
but now we have Mother Nature here speaking to plants.
I don't even know where to go with that.

Speaker 15 (26:26):
I mean, I'll give you some conchance.

Speaker 17 (26:28):
You can meet my fern and I can see what
kind of energy it gives me after, and then I'll
know for sure.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
All right, it's first, Leah, would you like another date
with Kin?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 15 (26:39):
I mean, we can try.

Speaker 17 (26:41):
I do feel like he's going to be more compatible
with like a grounded tourist who appreciates the mustard, and
like bullet Point plans.

Speaker 15 (26:50):
The worst case scenario we end up.

Speaker 17 (26:52):
Being friends, you know, but I have no problem like
seeing how my plants interact with him.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Oh that's great second date.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
I mean I would consider it. I have to ask, though,
does the fern have a name?

Speaker 15 (27:07):
Yeah, Miguel.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh okay, what do you think, Kane give it another shot?
I meant, Miguel, the fern gotta do it.

Speaker 10 (27:15):
Yeah, I don't know you guys, Lea, that might be
too much for me. As you said, like, I'm too
much of a virgo for this. I wish you and
Miguel the best.

Speaker 17 (27:25):
Oh okay, yeah, I know this is what I said
from the start. But you know, Caine, no ill will.
If I ever see you in the streets, I'll definitely
say hi, Like it's not your fault you're a virgo.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Okay, Well, good luck, guys.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Jubile's first day fall up.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
Don't call me stupid, all right?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Wape?

Speaker 2 (27:52):
It's love Jamielee Gerda. Where was that one? From you
versus Victoria? I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Your chance to take con Victoria is in a game
of trivia for Maria and news tickets today and let's meet
today's contestant for you vus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Kim, what's up, Kim? How are you?

Speaker 10 (28:07):
Hi's the morning goods?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 17 (28:11):
I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Kim,
Have you anything yet?

Speaker 10 (28:16):
I had some posts?

Speaker 15 (28:17):
Yes, I oh, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Have you eaten anything yet? Victoria?

Speaker 10 (28:22):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I thought about it earlier, but I forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
All right, carbs versus nothing? Which one will crash first?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio
while she's leaving.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Kim. The game is played like this.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, Kim? Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Here we go, Kim. Your time starts. Now.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
What do you call a group of crows. What part
of a plant absorbs water? What is the longest month.

Speaker 13 (29:03):
June?

Speaker 17 (29:04):
No, wait for uh?

Speaker 6 (29:06):
What ocean is on the west coast of Africa?

Speaker 10 (29:10):
Uh, Indian Ocean.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
What kind of tree produces pine cones?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
Pine tree?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
What planet is famous for its rings?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
and stuff, Kim, here's a question for you. If you
were a kitchen appliance, what would you be and why?

Speaker 17 (29:31):
Oh, let's see have about a refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh, refrigerator?

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Why?

Speaker 10 (29:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
She wants to be the most important item in the room.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
That's very important, so she haszer.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, I'd be a microwave. Why because I can get
anything done within a minute.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
I just thought about it.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
All right, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Tell the next guy you remind me of a microwave.
Seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to
be you outright to win an.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Interesting pickup line.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
If you think hilarious, Am I getting done fast? But
I'm real hot? Burn your mouth hot?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Also just pre worn to pay attention to the word
micro All right, Kim, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
But you'll get an emotion of waves.

Speaker 10 (30:32):
Sorry, okay, go.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
What do you call a group of crows? A group
of crows? What part of a plant absorbs water?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Fast? What is the longest month? Wait?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
What what do you mean? What is the longest month?
All the months are the same, all of them are
not all of them, but most of them.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
They're not all the same, but they're most of the like,
most of them are all the same.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Your answer, well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I'm telkom.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
He's by the question.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Okay, December, that makes no sense that that's a dumb question.
Who wrote that question? That's a dumb one?

Speaker 8 (31:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You could have passed on that.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
You're more annoyed by it than anything.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You really hurt yourself there.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did it with our scoreboard producer bread.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Kim got three correct, Victoria got a big goose egg zero.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Congratulations lost. You did it.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
You got marrin her tickets and you beat Victoria, and
Victoria's just outraged.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
But I'm like, I want to google it. My mouse
isn't working, so I can't google it right now. But
that made that question made no sense, Kim even, you
know that.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Come on, let's get the answers now.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
Kim even just came up with an answer because she
knew she had to get to the next one.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Were looking at me.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Okay, So a group of crows is called a murder.
The part of the part of a plant that absorbs
water is the roots.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I know that that.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I know.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
The longest month is September. It has nine letters. Did
you not see Brad laughing the entire time? Producer Brad
wrote this question?

Speaker 12 (32:10):
Are you.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Didn't say what.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Is the longest word?

Speaker 13 (32:15):
Joke?

Speaker 10 (32:15):
Win?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
That was dumb.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I'm terrible with months of the year. I was like,
is there one that has thirty two? Dass?

Speaker 10 (32:25):
Not.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
The ocean on the west coast of Africa is the
Indian Ocean. The kind of tree that produces pine cones
is a pine tree. And the planet famous for its
rings is seven.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Kim, this game I want to.

Speaker 15 (32:41):
Redo, Victoria.

Speaker 17 (32:44):
I played you before and you beat me, so I
was coming back with Benji.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Kim, It's okay with you. I'm just going to think
back to the time where I did beat you, because
that was a better game than this time. Crazy freaking
question in it.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Take care, Kim, thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
We play You versus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is DMUs at the Jubil Show
or go to the Jubilshow dot com. Your phone break
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only on the Jubil Show. Brayden is on the phone

(33:22):
today for to Catch a Cheater. He's been with his
girlfriend Sabrina for three years, but now he thinks that
something might be going on, so we're going to see
if we can help him out. Braiden, I'm sorry you're
in the situation man, Why don't you tell us what's
going on?

Speaker 8 (33:34):
So my girlfriend and I we've been together for about
three years, not married, where we actually live in different
cities and so yeah, we've been doing a long distance
and I'm afraid she might be cheating on me. I
don't know, like things, you know, you have your ups

(33:58):
and downs in any relationship, but recently it's been feeling
a lot more down, Like she's been a bit shorter
with me, and we haven't been able to talk a
lot or as often as we used to, Like she's
taken longer and longer to respond to a lot of

(34:21):
my messages, whether it's like text or voice memo or
even voicemails, like I just don't hear back as fast.
And yeah, I'm concerned. I'm concerned.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Have you had a talk with her at all about it?

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Nothing in depth, Like I've tried to bring it up
once or twice, but I don't know. I'm kind of
I've a hard time with confrontations sometimes, so I haven't
been able to like we haven't been able to get
to the meat of the issue. I don't feel like,
but the behavior has just been weird, Like she's doing

(34:58):
a lot of activity these with her friends, like book
clubs and organized social events or things like that, Like
there's always something getting in the way, and I it
seems almost too convenient at this point, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Is it just like a gut feeling you have, I
mean based off of that stuff or.

Speaker 8 (35:21):
Yeah, like if it was just any one of these things,
it would be you know, fine, But like I said,
it's been going on for a long time. It's been
a lot of these things happening, So it's just it's
a pattern at this point, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
And you've never had one of these kind of spots
in the three years you've been together.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I mean, long distance is hard. It creates a lot
of tension and confusion.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, we live in like
completely different cities, so like it's not like we haven't
had our differences or miscommunications before, but nothing disconsistent, you
know what I mean. Like it seems like every time
we want to have a date night, there's something that
comes up. Every time that I try to connect with her,

(36:07):
something like it's like get to one word answers and
even then they're kind of like medial, if that makes sense.
It just doesn't feel right.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
When was the last time you saw her?

Speaker 12 (36:21):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (36:21):
Man, the holidays, Oh wow, we were able to see
each other. For she's Jewish, I'm Christian, so I we
spend time with her family for a bit of Ponka,
then a bit of my family for Christmas, but then
we had to go our separate play skin.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
That's a long day.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
So you've already told us what grocery store. You guys
are Rewards card members that will call from there and
do the usual, say that every single month, we choose
one random Rewards card member who get free flowers delivered
to anybody that they want.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
We'll see if she sends them to you or somebody else.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Play a song, come back, get your to catch seeter.
At next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on
the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheeter.
Bryden is on the phone and he thinks that his
girlfriend of three years names Sabrina might be cheating. So
we're about to call her from the grocery store that
they're Roars card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our foural department. We'll see if she sends
them to him or to somebody else. But before we
do that, braidon, Why don't you catch everybody up on

(37:25):
your situation?

Speaker 8 (37:27):
Yeah, like you said, my girlfriend and I have been
dating for three years for a long distance. Recently she's
been really short with me. Whatever way we're messaging, shells
takes forever to get back, and whenever we try to
organize something, she's always doing something. She's doing a lot
more activities about town apparently, and it just seems like

(37:49):
too much, too consistently.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Okay, cool, Well you're ready for us to call her?

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Ready?

Speaker 10 (37:55):
Is that ever?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Be here we go?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Hello, Hi, this is Jordan calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member Sabrina.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Oh, Hi, Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Hey Sabrina, how are you? Please? Do not hang up.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually just
calling to tell you congratulations. You're this most big winner.

Speaker 18 (38:26):
Oh okay, I don't think I entered anything, but like,
I love to win.

Speaker 15 (38:32):
So what did what did I win?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Well?

Speaker 1 (38:35):
You did enter only by being a loyal customer to us,
Thank you very much. Every single month, we choose one
Rewards Card member at random to call up and give
a free flower delivery too, So you've won thirty six
long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a card delivered to anybody that you want within.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
The United States. Absolutely free. It's at three hundred and
twelve dollars value.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Actually, no way, okay, I mean yes, thank you.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
And here's how it works.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
So if you know the information, if we'd like to
send them to right now, I can take the information
in just a matter of minutes.

Speaker 15 (39:09):
Wait, so what do you want first?

Speaker 7 (39:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
So I would just need the first and last name
of the person you'd like to send them to to start.

Speaker 15 (39:17):
Okay, it's Bryden.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Already, and anything in a card? Would you like a card? Okay?

Speaker 15 (39:28):
Yeah, I'm I mean, I'll just keep it simple.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
I guess.

Speaker 18 (39:33):
To my love for our future, and you're present because
it's the present.

Speaker 8 (39:40):
Sorry, I know it's going to card.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I like that. No, I think that's cute. So whether
it's your boyfriend or or something, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
my it's been together. I just like knowing our customers.

Speaker 18 (39:50):
Oh my gosh, we just were coming up on three years.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Oh what what did you say? You know every relationship
I've been in about three years? You get that? Itch?
Am I right? I don't no, not really faver straight
from the relationship at all.

Speaker 18 (40:09):
I mean no, but also I don't think that's your business,
to be honest.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
But I'm so sorry about that. Then I'll just go
ahead let you know that this is not the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Actually, oh oh, I don't understand. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show. My name's Jebil.

Speaker 9 (40:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Hi, I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
And we do a segment on our show it's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be fooling around, we try to catch them
based on who they send flowers.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I don't think you.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
I don't think you's cheating on me?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
What are you talking about the other way around? And
Brayden is actually on the phone.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
Hey, hey, hey, Hi, what is happening, babe?

Speaker 19 (40:55):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (40:56):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I thank you
guys for uh doing this for us, for me for uh.

Speaker 15 (41:06):
I don't understand what what's happening?

Speaker 8 (41:09):
I I I'm sorry. I thought I thought you you
were cheating on might have been might have been cheating.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
No, no, I'm sorry, it's just i've been I don't
know why you've been.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
Aloof recently, is that if that's the word, or like you.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Just don't seem to be alund and I miss you.
You're always doing things I don't don't know.

Speaker 18 (41:35):
It's no okay, Brandon, no honest, Oh my gosh, day
First of all.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Just call me and ask me.

Speaker 18 (41:43):
I mean, I know I've been busy, but yes, yes, okay,
I've been busy, but like, I don't know what you
want me to say. I just I just need to
earn extra money right now. Okay, there's I just need
to earn some extra money. So I've been working a lot,
I promise, I swear I've been. I've been just working.
There's like to be working. Yes, I'm look, I'm like

(42:04):
care waiting, okay, I keep having I didn't want to
tell you because I know it's all really in line
with like what I want to do.

Speaker 15 (42:10):
I didn't think you would. I didn't really want to
tell you.

Speaker 18 (42:13):
I kind of wanted to surprise you.

Speaker 15 (42:14):
But I'm I'm really.

Speaker 18 (42:16):
Far along in my savings plan and I have enough
for a deposit and an apartment by you, babe, Oh
my god, oh my god, I mean really, how I
wanted to tell you but like, babe, I'm going to
come to you.

Speaker 15 (42:33):
It's not how I wanted to hear it either.

Speaker 20 (42:36):
I mean I'm excited, I mean surprise me, but like
I guess this is a surprise.

Speaker 8 (42:54):
I'm so sorry that this is how this had to
come out. I'm so shorgy me.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
What you know, She's not cheating and that's dope.

Speaker 13 (43:10):
Man.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Congratulations, it sounds like you guys are actually pretty happy.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, this ended up really good.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, yeah, no problem. Thank you for the Because you're cheating,
My heart's all warm.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
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Speaker 1 (43:28):
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Speaker 6 (43:34):
Disney has just announced they're going to be building their
seventh theme park. Oh can you guess it's a waterfront
resort nexas Front Waterfront Resort, Greece. Oh, that's a good guess.
It's actually Abu Dhabi. Oh whoa cool?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
No, I know that's gonna be wild.

Speaker 6 (43:54):
I wonder if because everything in Abu Dhabi is like
very expensive, if it would just be more expensive than
your regular theme park.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Sure, probably especially because it's on the water for sure,
like the one in the waterfront. That'd be cool.

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Yeah, they're all more expensive, Like they just keep getting
more expensive the more that they build them.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
This is anyway, this is really cool. Is the seventh?
Do we have the list of the other ones?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I know it's California, Paris, Tokyo, Florida, Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Why that's five? Where's number six? There might be two
like in Japan, but I'll be tripping. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure either. We'll have to google that. So
that'll be the seventh. I'm gonna ask you, and then
you have to make it your goal to like hit
all of them.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Oh, that'd be cool if you could do that.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
And if you had a punch card and you hit
all of them, then they should give you an award.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
They would, they would award you with more charges.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
Speaking of an award, how would you like to participate
in an UNO tournament?

Speaker 9 (44:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
We kind of fun.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
Yeah, so most of this I shouldn't say most of
the stars, but the A list stars that after the
met Gala attended Farrell's party. So there are sixteen after
parties after the met Gala. But this one sounds like
the coolest. Farrell has started hosting these Uno tournaments, so
it's kind of like Vegas, but you're playing Uno. So
there's all these tables, just like.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
A poker tournament. But then they the prizes though, were
pretty crazy.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
You could get a Tiffany's diamond earrings, some like fancy watch.
I don't know who Richard mill is, but apparently Richard
mill watches aren't insane, a jacket designed by Pharrell, or
a Louis Vuitton trunk.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
You're playing Uno a Louis Vuitton trunk.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
It's pretty fun that, Yeah, that's really fun. In fact,
Vegas should take the lesson. There should be Uno tables
and there should be.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
My gosh, you want to give people that would not
normally have a gambling addiction and addiction.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Well the other thing is, though, like poker and black
also so intimidating if you don't already not play it.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah. Yeah, that's actually a really good point.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
That's a real good gateway drug because it gives you
another operation unity other than slots, Yes, gateway into cards,
so smart.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Also, there should be UNO slots that doesn't make as
much sense. You were right the first time. No slot,
you don't seem slots. You can see the slot anything.
I feel like they put half Maybe they don't. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
I have all the Disney's if you want them. Okay,
So in the United States, there's Disneyland in California, Florida, Tokyo, France, China,
and then soon to be Abu Dhabi.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
So we got all of them.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah we missed China. Miss China. Yeah cool, Well get
a ticket.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
And lastly, Rihanna is assuring all of us that her
album will not be delayed.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Due to her pregnancy.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
If you remember last time she got pregnant, she was like, Nah,
we're just gonna chill for a while.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I want to be a mom and keep.

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Working on all my businesses and not put out an album.
But before her announcement of her pregnancy at the Megala,
she was like, planning on doing this album, and so
she wants us all to know it's still coming. She's tired,
but she's excited and it's going to be great.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
I wonder who the writers are. Probably Rihanna, She's going
to be one of the writers. She's always one of
the I'm not saying anything against Rihanna. This is an
argument off the air that I know what. I've looked
it up too.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Rihanna does is by the way, you get writer credit
just by being in the room and a song is written.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Just saying. But she does get writer credit on all
of her songs.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
But she does this really cool thing where she brings
all these mega celebrities, mega writers in to write.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Her albums for her. I'm wondering who the writers on
this album are going to be. That's all it is.
It's been a mega list.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Like the list of writers for Rihanna songs has been insane.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Is it Rihanna or Rihanna?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
According to her?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Everyone else says yeah, okay, we're all saying, okay, it's Rihanna.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
But the one thing that I did find when I
was trying to fact check Brad is that she does
have a song that justin Timberlake wrote that.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I was like, oh, that's crazy. I didn't even know that, yeah,
just Timberlake, Pharrell.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Like, the list of people who have written for her
is insane.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I had the most awkward experience with Rihanna, would you do?
I was way back when she was first starting out,
I worked on a radio show and I was a
producer and she was like ten minutes late for an
interview and they didn't want to do the interview with
her anymore.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Oh, and so they're like, cancel it. Who's this Rihanna person? Whatever?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
And they were like, I was like, they're gonna be
here in like ten minutes maybe you know, maybe maybe
maybe less, and like I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
She's late, right, And so I go, I'm like all right.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
So I go out of the studio to call Rihanna's
people and go, hey, sorry, you know, And I opened
the door and Rihanna's right there, literally four head.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
To forehead with her. What'd you say?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I was like, Hey, I'm gonna put you in the
size studio for a second, and then I talked to
your people and then I had to send them home.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
No they didn't, they didn't do the interview. No, they're
kicking themselves now. Yeah, WOWT they were right there.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Why did you then?

Speaker 19 (48:57):
There?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
She was ten minutes late and she was brand news.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
So I don't know who you were working for, but
my guess is that Rihanna won that battle big time,
big time.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Your heart is true, your pel and Tom down ready
if you.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Do invited everyone and pull.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Off the mic just a little, you.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say. Every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different. Why
it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who periodically pokes her

(49:53):
head through our window to ask if her pet iguana Crispin,
can smell our toaster while it's running because it helps.
Hi channels the interdimensional frequent Our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
He does like his toast crispy Wow. Also our producer Brad,
he's a dad. Hey there, Tiger.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
And then there's me. I'm Jebel and this is the
Jebel Show and this is the time of week where
we check in. What's going with I can't speak? And
this is the time of week where we check in
and see what's going on in our lives. Yes, Nina,
what's up with you this week?

Speaker 6 (50:21):
Get you a doctor that hypes your house? I am
telling you it is a game changer. So I had
to get a new doctor because my doctor left the practice,
and I had to go in for my women's wellness
exam because.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Like how you call it that, that's what it's called.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
Oh, and I stay on top of it. But you
need to have one of those. You are of age
to have one of those. Every five years, you're supposed
to have one of those.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
You have had one of those recently.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
You're saying that you had to go into the doctor,
and we had a whole conversation.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Bron you called it differently, the one I like calling
it that versus saying like, guys, I went to my
guy to college.

Speaker 8 (50:55):
Just like.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Okay, well you're ready. It does sound awful women's wellness example.
That sounds way better.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yeah, But this.

Speaker 6 (51:07):
Doctor is so cool because she's talking to me through
the whole thing, and then she's like looking in my
ears and she's like, oh my gosh, your ears are perfect,
just perfect. I can see the bones, there's no wax
build up. And I'm like, tell me more, girl, And
then she's like pushing on my stomach and she's like, yes,
all of your organs are in place, and I'm like, oh.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Something wrong.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
It was so cool, and then she was real quick
with the other part and she's like, got great samples.
We're just great. This is gonna You're so healthy. And
I'm like, oh, I tell me more. I'm gonna come
back next night to be told I'm making good choices
because my ears are clean.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
What's really do you do something special with your ears? Yeah?
Use Q tips like a normal human.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
That's what I do.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
My doctor heard hoint that I've never had a doctor
hype me so well. And I didn't realize how necessary
it is for me to keep up with my health now,
Like it's just a feel good to know that you're
doing something, like you're doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
You know, tells me I'm doing a good jobs. Yeah.
How does this doctor give bad news?

Speaker 21 (52:10):
I know?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Right like that it must be weird to the opposite.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
I was kind of disappointed that my organs were in place,
because you know what that means. Whoa Okay, all right,
they haven't been rearranged in a while.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Okay, all right, Victoria, what's up with you? This week?
We move on?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
We get out of this Victoria.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Victoria so much something.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I was talking to my mom last Wow.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
That's how you choose to throw us some life best?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
What did your mom say? We love Patty?

Speaker 16 (52:51):
Something out about my brother that I'm very confused by.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
And every time I talk to my mom on the phone,
she always had so, you know.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Give me the chief med which is like the tea gossip, Yes,
the tea thank you, And so it's always like a
twenty questions game with her.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
She's like, have you called your brother? And I'm like
which brothers?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Like what do you mean which one?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I'm like, Mom, about ninety nine percent sure you popped
two brothers out of you.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Like what do you mean there is.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
One or the other? Hers have been enriched?

Speaker 16 (53:20):
Okay, I go back no, And so then it turns
out it's about my really sorry older brother and who
is a teacher and he also coaches sports.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
And I was like, oh cool, Like that's dope, and
she's like yeah, and I'm like, Mom.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
But like, what sport does he does he coach? Like
what's going on right now?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
This boy coaches two sports he has never played in
his life.

Speaker 16 (53:47):
Soccer, picked up a tennis racket and the only time
he was kicking a soccer ball is to aim at
my head, Like is he a coach of these two sports.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Listen, if you can dream it, you can achieve. No,
they are not.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I was like, why are they doing good? She was,
they're doing great, sweetheart. I'm like, so they're winning games.
She goes, well, no, but he's doing great.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I was like, I'm not the same.

Speaker 7 (54:10):
He needs.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
To coach them that there are no coaches.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Look, it's our social media producer, Gabby stopping buy Gabby
with some of you this week.

Speaker 22 (54:20):
I need your guys's advice.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I'm hoping.

Speaker 22 (54:23):
I'm ninety percent sure that I'm getting scammed. Oh okay,
And I don't know if I should.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Just block them or if I should try to mess
with them?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Mess with them?

Speaker 10 (54:32):
So?

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Should I mess with them?

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
What is it? What should I do?

Speaker 8 (54:35):
There?

Speaker 2 (54:36):
They say they're a debt collector?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Gabby?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Is it a text message?

Speaker 22 (54:40):
Yeah, it's a text message, And but my roommate's also
getting it. And I looked it up and I'm pretty
sure it's a scam.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Why would a debt?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Do you have any debts? I mean, I have like
student debt, but I pay it. No, I pay it,
So this is a scam.

Speaker 22 (54:53):
Yeah, I have other debt and now they're sending me
stuff like we're gonna come take your car.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
You need to tell them to take it that way.
You're like, man, I've been way of trying to get
this car off my hands.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Anyways, didn't you just recently buy a car?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah, so this they got your information and they're.

Speaker 22 (55:09):
Just exactly in there, even it's from the wrong state.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
So like, how should I mess with you?

Speaker 8 (55:14):
What?

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I want to know? You should let Jewbill do it?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, Jebel, who don't let me deal with any kind
of bill collector because I've got my car repod a
few times now.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
If they're fake, they'll probably somehow.

Speaker 10 (55:27):
You say that.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I'm so sorry. Was some of you o this week?

Speaker 8 (55:33):
Well?

Speaker 5 (55:33):
I had my first, uh and last cooking class last weekend.
I really want to learn how to cook, but it's
not going very well.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
I'm waiting for it.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
What you guys, Okay? I I just want to learn
how to cook like a chef. I want to like
be a chef, but not actually go through the school
and be a chef. So I take a cooking class,
but they kicked me out because I spilled the beans.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Wow, thank you very much. What's going on with you?

Speaker 10 (55:56):
Jewel.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Exciting week for me.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I also, have you guys noticed like that I have
like a rash around my eyes, broken vessels all around. Yeah,
I'll explain what those are in just a second.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
But I released a new song.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
If you don't know, I do music now too. You
can just look me up on wherever you get music,
just type in my name. But I got a new
song that came out on Monday. Yeah, liking it. It's
called Go Down Moses. Here's a clip of it. Down
Down Moses, way way downs. Get it wherever you get music,
just type in my name. Very exciting, yay. But other

(56:39):
than that this week, yeah, I had an incident the
other day, and I'm surprised that nobody said anything because
when I came into work, it was really bad. There
was stuff around my eyes, so it's like a it
looks like a rash, but really it's like broken blood
vessels and everything else.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
If I'm being honest, I get scared to like ask
you a question.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
It was bright red one morning and I was like, man,
I wonder if anybody was gonna ask me about it.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Nobody did, so what did happen? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Have you ever heard of wim Hoff breathing before night.
So I was at the gym. I go to the
gym every morning before the show, and I was doing
cardio and I decided to do wim Hoff breathing, which,
if you don't know what that is, it's a form
of breathwork where you essentially hyperventilate.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
What. Yeah, you were hyper ventilating for fun?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Why doing cardio while doing cardio? It doesn't sound smart.
I've done it lightly before when I was doing light cardio,
but I was actually doing hard cardio, and I'm like,
I'm gonna try this right now.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
And at some point.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
I literally started coughing so bad and my eyes felt
like they're gonna burst out of my head.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
And I was at the gym and I'm like holding
my nose like people.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
There's a few other people in there, and they must
have looked at me like I was a maniac.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I had to jump off and I was like, oh.

Speaker 10 (57:54):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
And then I went in the bathroom and I looked
at the bathroom and like all the blood vessels under
my eyes were broken.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Imagine seeing that he gets suffocating himself on a treadmill.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah, So I'm like, wow, yeah, don't don't try that
if if don't try it on a treadmill.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Okay, Oh my gosh, wait what I think?

Speaker 10 (58:14):
So?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I feel great? I felt great after.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
And there we need to contact the gym. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
I want to put it like he did that.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I shouldn't have done that. Jubiles dirty little secret? Hello? Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 10 (58:43):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 13 (58:47):
So?

Speaker 21 (58:47):
I am married and I have been texting someone kind
of in secret from my husband, and yeah, that's my
dirty little secret, like on the side.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yes, So basically you started having an affair, kind of
an emotional affair.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
An emotional yeah, just texting.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Do you think you're gonna take it farther?

Speaker 6 (59:15):
Well?

Speaker 21 (59:15):
See, the problem is is that he's my husband's brother.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Wait, so you're texting your husband's brother.

Speaker 21 (59:23):
Why, I you know, I mean, I feel bad about it,
but you know, I don't know. It just started, and
I don't know how to stop it. How did it
start just casual texting? And then it got kind of
a little bit deeper as time went on, and now
it just it's just never ending.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
So who started with the first flirtation?

Speaker 21 (59:45):
So he did, but I didn't recognize that it was flirting,
and then it just kept going on and then I
was like, oh, let me, let me try and flirt back.
And now it's just strictly flirting.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Girl, be careful. Comes over for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Oh, I know, it's gonna be awkward.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Turkey is not the only thing. Stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
Oh what, she's playing with fire.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I'm sure it makes you feel good, but you're playing
with fire.

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
Yeah yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and good luck.

Speaker 9 (01:00:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
How what's up is the jubil shows? Dirty little secret?
You have one?

Speaker 19 (01:00:26):
I do have a dirty little secret. So I have
been sleeping with my older brothers fiance officially fiance whoa yeah, start.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (01:00:42):
So they have been dating for almost five years, and
we started about almost two years ago. She and I
just started eating really close. Especially after three years. She
was just getting really close to my brother, so I figured,
you know, she was probably gonna get the So then
I started hanging out with her more and she was

(01:01:03):
the first person I ever came out to as by
and it was really amazing and she was really receptive
of it, which was surprising. We're both from really strong
religious background families, and it just felt amazing to have
an ally in the family, and so I saw her
as definitely in the inner circle, I guess. But it

(01:01:26):
took not long after me coming out to her that
we started going to LBGQ plus community inclusive events and organizations,
and after one drag brunch, she kissed me, and I
thought it was like a funny thing, and she's like
a really physical person, so I was just, you know,

(01:01:48):
I just didn't think anything of it. But then that
obviously like led to a few other things, and before
I knew it, we were doing more than kissingo, and
you know it in my guilt really set when I
saw he bought the ring.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
So yeah, yeah, wow, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret and good luck, good lack.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Yeah, thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Yeah, I love the show. I appreciate it. Thank you,
thank you. I have a good one. What's your dirty
Little Secret?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
It just takes three minutes to get everything you need
to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
So, for the second time in just over a week,
US Navy fighter jet has fallen off of the USS
Harry S.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Truman Wait aircraft carriers.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
So we reported on this about a week ago, and
for the second time in that time span, a second
one has gone bye bye, falling into the Red Sea.
So this one was worth sixty million dollars. But what
they're saying happened is that the tailhook failed to catch
the wire as it was landing. Nobody was hurt, and
the Navy's now investigating what has just happened. So this

(01:02:52):
one landed and didn't catch the wire. The last one
just rolled off of the back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Wait, but did I mean the person who was in
it also, yeah, went into the water.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
Yeah, okay, Yes, nobody was hurt. Everybody's fine. This kind
of makes me feel like somebody's trying to sabotage it.
If you're playing with the wires. That's two in one week.
That's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I mean right, well yeah, but it's not gonna I
think it's done. Oh yeah, I mean I don't know
for sure. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:03:19):
Well, it doesn't say that they got it out. It
just says that it fell into the Red Sea and
that was it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Oh dang, I guarantee they got it out. Guarantee it
when I was finding it. Yeah, they don't want.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Anyone stealing the technology, right, So I guarantee they got
it out of the water. But a tailhook failure probably
happens all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
But do you think you lose planes like that all
the time?

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
I think usually what would happen is they would miss
the tail hook and they would launch back off again
and not land. But I think they didn't. This sounds
like the tailhook failed, not that they missed it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
What is a tail hook? Yeah, so there's a little.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Hook that sticks out the back of the plane and
when you come down an aircraft carrier, it's too short
to truly land that plane proper really there, So they
slam it down on one side of the thing. That
hook grabs a wire. That wire slows the plane down
faster than anything else could. And so it sounds like
the wire failed. It said that the Yeah, and then
they just kept going.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
Interesting, okay, but something he's not happy losing sixty million.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
On the same boat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Yeah, there's a very upset Pardon me, if you're in
the military, I apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
I don't know ranks and stuff. But commander that works.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
That works across the board, all right, Yeah, say commander,
there's a very upset commander on that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yeah, I bet I believe it would have been a
captain of that captain. Yeah, yeah, he's yelling at the
rear admiral. I know that one rear admiral would be
the captain's boss. Oh yeah, there's a rear admiral who
is very upset. There's a rear admiral who's very mad.
He's not going to have it again, and nobody wants

(01:04:59):
an angry.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
Oh you could probably make him a little bit happier
if you got them some crocs with Swarovsky crystals on them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Were already wearing them. He's probably got those on his shoulders.
Where do you think I got these? Swarovsky crocs? Bore
from not dropping planes in the ocean.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
So Crocs has actually collaborated with Swarovsky and so now
they have crocs that have Swarfsky crystals all over them,
so you can blame your feet as you walk. They're
limited edition. They're they have bay clocks, oh that's what
they're called. But you can buy gibbets that are two
hundred and fifty dollars, so they're luxe gibbets to match the.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
One hundred and fifty dollars for.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
A gibbet, or you could go to China and get
it for twenty five dollars, or.

Speaker 6 (01:05:49):
You could just get crocs and be dazzle them with
a b dazzler I.

Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
Do.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
I found it at my mom's house when I went
there last time. I can bring whatever I go back.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Yeah, bet you live here in the studio. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
I used to play with it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
I need that for when I retired.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Why Why?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Because when I retire, I'm gonna move to desert town
where there's not many people, and then I'm gonna make
windmills out of scrap metal and be dazzled them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Oh okay, that's my plan.

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
And then one day he goes missing and everybody's like,
what happened to this storasky windmill guy?

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You know how you drive through those weird desert towns
and there's always somebody with a bunch of weird things
that they've made on their phone. Yeah yeah, they're not
for sale though, But I'm just gonna do that for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
When I retire, I need to be dazzler. That's you here,
start That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
You are guy, Like, who's the guy who like has
like all the weird stuff and is that like random
stuff in his house And it's just like walking on
the street, peant on park benches and like with.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
The shirt off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
That is you random town to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
And you can retire you're retired. Yeah, retirement is too
fresh a biography.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Cool, I guess I'm already retired. But yeah, can I
get the the Queen Mership?

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Yes, that's a strending

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