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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in Katy Perry has been added to the
next mission to the Moon. What oh, Apparently they need
somebody to put a comically large lollipop next to the
American flag that's already there, and she's just the astronaut.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
To do it. See how easy it is to make
fake news.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's why every week we bring you the segment Real
News or Fake News, where I give you a news
headline and you have to see if it's a real
news story from the week or a fake news story
that went viral and people believed it. It's a lot
harder to tell what's real news and fake news than
you think. And we'll do it next breaking news. You
heard it here first on The Jewel Show. Harry Styles

(00:40):
is set to star as young Willy Wonka in.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A new Netflix series.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I would see how easy it is to create fake
news would be so bad.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
You would be a good young will want yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
And that's why every single week we bring you the
segment Real News or Fake News, where I read a
news headline and you have to see whether you can
tell if it's from a real news story that went
viral this week or a fake news story that went
viral and people actually believed it. It's a lot harder
than you think. Here's the first headline for real news
versus fake news. Octopus steals divers camera in an underwater heist.

(01:17):
Real octopi. They're always wiling out there. We've had many
stories about octopuses. Yeah, there's one that punched a kayaker,
and then there were other octopuses that were like throwing
shells at other fish to get them out of their area.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, so I'm going real they'll steal from you too,
that's true. Yeah, I'm going through red too.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Victoria's going with real octopus steals divers camera and underwater
heightst suck. What do you think real news or fake news?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Everybody knows the octopi have their own cameras, don't need
to steal. All they did was take pictures back of
that diver.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
This is a fake news story. This is a real
news story. I don't know what is up with octopuses,
what they can do.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
They're thugs.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
I had no idea they run that underwater. I was
gonna say something bad so underwater space.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
While scuba diving off the coast of Wellington, New Zealand,
Victor uh I can't want to say his last name.
Had an underwater camera snatched up by a cheeky octopus.
They say the octopus grabbed the shiny device and attempted
a swift getaway.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's so funny. That means he probably caught the octopus.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
God, you catch an octopus, you grab one tentacles and say.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Give it here.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You get socked in the jaw at least seven times.
This real news or fake news? The segment where we
ring you where where I read a news headline from
the week and you have to tell if it's a
real news story then when viral and people believed it. Well,
if it's real I guess, or a fake news story
that went viral that people actually believed. Here's another headline

(02:56):
for real news versus fake news. Woman marries Eiffel Tower,
changed his name to Erica Eiffel and demands tourists leave
immediately so she can have her honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Is that a real story or a fake news story?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
It's real.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
You can't marry the Eiffel Tower. I'm gonna go oky, Yeah,
I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Go say okay to dramatic story's going fake producer brad
Woman marries Eiffel Tower, changes his name to Erica Eiffel
and then demands tourists leave immediately so she can have
her honeymoon.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, everybody knows the Eiffel Tower Tower is involved in
a polyamory relationship with many wives, and so this is
just the new wife. And I think this is a
real story.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
What you won't marry anybody?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Woman marries the Eiffel Tower, changes their name to Erica
Eiffel and demands tourists leave so she can have her honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Is a real news story? Actually happened.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, you can't marry you can.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Apparently you can.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Erica LaBrie fell in love with the Eiffel Tower and
legally married married in a commitment ceremony.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Good for her.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
She identifies as objectim sexual and changed her name to
Erica Eiffel and then immediately started yelling at tourists to
leave because she needed ever honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You know, we judge her, but there's probably something to it.
How would the Eiffel Tower break your heart? Like it
probably wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I just think it's weird she took its first name. Yeah,
why isn't she tower?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Erica Tower wouldn't make more sense? It would make way
more sense.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Interesting Eric stilly news it's real news or fake news?
The segment where I read a news headline you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
news story from the week or a fake news story
that went viral and people actually believed it. Here's another
headline from this week. Iowa goat elected three times as
honorary mayor, relieved from duties due to eating the budget.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Okay, I'm gonna go this is fake. Okaya says fake.
I don't think it ate the budget.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Victoria, I'm gonna go real. Of course, it ate the
budget eats everything to.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
He's going real producer Brad Iowa goat elected three times
as honorary mayor, relieved from his duties due to eating budget.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think this is a really upsetting story because regardless
of what species this person, this thing is, it's a goat, right.
All politicians eat budgets. That's literally their entire job. So
if he did get fired and this is real, I'm
very upset, But I think it's probably real.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
A small Ohio town did fire their goat that has
been elected as an one hundred and married three times.
It's real. A goat niggets a gun named the mayor
Rufus was removed from his position when he.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Ate the budget.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Apparently the actual mayor had bud the budget papers on
his desk and the goat was in there and it
ate all the papers for the budget.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Rufus.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
They actually have staffers assigned to watch him and wait
to see if the document comes out one way or another.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Ew, come on, just as small as this town. What
I said, No, We're going to wait till it comes.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's costing the citizens of the small Ohio town a
lot of money to some politicians eat budgets.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Jesus, that's so wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news where
I read a news headline from the week and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story or a fake one that went viral
and people actually believed it. Tennessee town accidentally sends out
missile alert during tests, causing residents to take shelter underground
and stay there for days.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Is that a real news story or a fake news story? Ooh,
I'm gonna say real.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Ah, that can't be.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
That's gonna suck, would really suck. I'm gonna go real too.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
But whoever did it should get some time out because the.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yikes, fash and fire.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That person brad Tennessee town accidentally sends out missile alert,
causing residents to take shelter underground and stay there for days.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Everybody knows we stopped making basements and shelters a long
time ago, so there is nowhere to hide underground. You
are never gonna be safe. And this is a real story.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Wait, but that's where they when there's tornados and stuff
is underground to the doorway.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is a real news story.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
An employee for the city of this town in Tennessee
accidentally sent a message to residents warning of a missile launch.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
How do you accidentally do that?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
And then sent instructions on where to go because I
guess maybe it was included like an auto message. I
don't know, instructions on where to go. So people started
going to these shelters, and they didn't know for days
that people had actually gone to the shelters. Yeah, so
the people were in these shelters for days. They just
went and apparently got in.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Okay, Well, if you weren't one of those who went
to those shelters, I mean you had the whole town
to yourself for a hot.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, no traffic.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Option though nobody stuck on that what in the email,
like you have to type that.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Out, but only an automated message. It just got triggered on.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
She probably was trying to click on like, hey, we
have like a farmer's market this weekend. I want to
tell people about and then the accidentally clicked the missile
farmer's market button.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Hit the missile button.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Okay, that's one hundred percent what happened.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I know that's what happened.