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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you in the market for some disgusting, gently used,
or heavily soiled celebrity merchandise? I know always well, if
you are, you're in luck. Because one celebrity is going
viral this morning because of an item that they've started selling,
and some people can't wait to get their hands on it.
Others are refusing to touch it without sanitary gloves on. Okay,
so we'll tell you what it is. And also there's
(00:21):
a list of other disgusting things that celebrities have been
able to sell that's going viral, but it's white Lotus
Stars Sidney Sweeney. Oh, she's now selling a soap that's
infused with her bathwater.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Nice. I do like Cid Sweeney, but I don't think
I want her bathwater. It's not really her bathwater. I
think it's really your bathwater. They say it really is.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, she was doing a photo shoot and was in
the bath and apparently they took that water and made
soap out of it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So she's selling. I mean, I saw the pictures, but
I feel like, once that's all gone, you're just gonna
take regular water and you're still gonna call it Sidney
Sweeney's bathwater, and you know it's gonna buy it, Sidney
Sweeney's fans. You can't say it's your bathwater and it
not actually be your bathwater. Just lying. People can do anything,
and they lie all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Be described as an outdoorsy scent of Douglas Fir and
earthy moss.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's what she means.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
There you go, that's what her bathwater is. Like, I
guess some people are into it. Other people are saying
it's discussing and they wouldn't buy it.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Well, there's a whole run of I mean also because
she was on Euphoria as well, and so there's a
whole run of creepy dudes out there.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, that's most Mostly who will buy it are the
creepy dudes out there who are like, yeah, I've always
wanted to drink her bath water.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But if they start a line of like other people's
bathwater too, like that could be cool. Like Captain America's
now has his own soap, which is why would you
buy that? Because it's cool you have a Chris Evans
bath bomb, Like I would love that.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, there are people that will buy almost anything from
a celebrity. There's a list going viral of other disgusting
things that celebrities have sold. James Franco sold used tissues
in dirty socks, why he auctioned off has used tissues
and unwashed socks and other random minus or charity And
the worst part people actually bid on them enthusiastically.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Doesn't say how much, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Say how much they sold for, but the fact that
they sold for anything, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Is that like okay, okay, fine, I don't actually want
the socks and the tissues.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I just want to donate to charity. Or is that
just like.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
James Franco.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Also, if you're James Franco, something better like, hey, we
have a charity auction coming up. Yeah, you can take
my dirty socks. You don't know any thing about that.
Here's some dirty socks for your kids or whoever you're
raising money for.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
He knows that people will pay for it. The people
that have that fetish, though, are the ones that are
going to drop the serious money. You know this already.
Why are we shocked?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I don't know why he doesn't have a line of cannabish.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah I don't. I don't think he does. I don't
why I just have that.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Scarlett Johansson actually sold used tissue from the Night Show.
She didn't sell herself, but she blew her nose on
a tissue during a two thousand and eight Tonight Show appearance,
and Jay Leno put the sealed bag of that tissue
on eBay and it sold for fifty three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Johansson snot for what do.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You do with that?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Though, like literally other than throw it in the trash? Like,
what are you doing with that? You don't want to know?
Fifty dollars for that? You know? Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
By the way, you're never more twenty minutes away from
Lady got tickets, youre right her? Lady Gaga sold a
perfume with her DNA. She released a fragrance called Fame
that supposedly contains traces of her own blood and other notes,
other notes.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
But DNA's and everything. By the way, you can scratch
your you can scratch your arm and have DNA and
you're under your fingernails.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You can make like a replica.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Almost we're getting there.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean, if you're big enough fan, the DNA is
what you want, you know what I mean, Like if
you are a psycho fan, that is what you want,
you said, Psycho, that's a piece of them. Like I understand,
not that I needed it, but you know, I get
big enough.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Fan just wants more music, you know, like a psycho fans.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Man is like to see your show to get tickets.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I really like Lady Gaga. A crazy fan is like
I want her DNA.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, to spread it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
On me every day. William Shatner kind of cool. Captain Carrot,
he passed a kidney stone.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
No, yeah, he sold his.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Kidney stone for twenty five thousand dollars. Somebody actually bought
it for twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's okay. Now we've now crossed the line. This is
we're with. The line has been crossed. Wait, why is
blood okay? But I didn't even know. I don't know.
It's just it's really different, like the kidneys stone is
your waist?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Also, I think this show is missing a money making opportunity.
Justin Timberlake did an interview with the radio station back
in the day and he was eating French toast and
whoever was interviewing him grabbed the crumbs from the French
toast sold it on eBay for one thousand dollars. What
so the next time we do an interview with a
big celebrity, we'll feed them and then we'll sell the scraps.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, where you take the water bottle and you get
to saliva again. The va are perfectly okay. We did
it with Justin Bieber saliva. Nobody bought it. We kept it,
but it was the right idea. What did you do
with it? We kept it in my office. You have.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I did.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I don't know what happened to it. Nima the DNA.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Man Britney Spears also was able to sell some chewed
gum of Britney Spears and went for over fourteen thousand dollars.
Whoa fourteen thousand dollars people of Britney Spears chewed gum.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Because of the DNA gum A DNA pretty much off
anything that touches you. Really, Yeah, but then what do
you do with it? Unless you're not like a biomedical person.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's just like knowing that you have it, it's like
you have a little piece of that person.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
With you at all times, and you on that gum
and you're like, it's kind of like me and Brittany
are making right now. Switch era Brittany and then looking
at Kirk's kidney stone that I am I not to
listen and eat justin Timberlake's French toast scrumbs and put
on James Franco's dirty sock and take a bath in
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the soap from Sydney Sweeney In.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Again, there's a difference between crazy fan