June 17, 2025 • 55 mins
Today’s episode of The Jubal Show is packed with drama, secrets, wild surveys, and hilarious headlines you don’t want to miss. Here’s everything we covered on the show:
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Toilet Paper Truth Bomb:
Science has spoken, and the great debate is over—under is officially the more hygienic way to hang your toilet paper. The team breaks down the shocking results, including pros, cons, cat sabotage, and the controversial role of decorative folds. -
You vs Victoria - Rachel Takes the Crown:
Rachel steps up to challenge Victoria Ramirez in a pop culture-fueled round of trivia. Can she beat the reigning champ and win Lil Wayne tickets? It’s a nail-biter featuring Zelda confusion, space race knowledge, and the eternal hockey vs lacrosse debate. -
Nina’s What’s Trending - Tankinis, Toxic Trends & Pickles:
We explore the tankini revival and the internet’s modesty propaganda accusations. Then things take a dark turn with the rise of “dusting”—a dangerous viral trend involving inhaling aerosol chemicals. Nina wraps it up with a gut-healthy mood booster: pickles for breakfast. -
First Date Follow Up - Evan & Claire:
Evan had what he thought was a perfect first date with Claire—axe throwing, street food, and a kiss. But when Claire ghosted him for a month, he came to us for help. Turns out, screaming out the names of everyone you’ve ever hated while throwing axes isn’t as charming as Evan thought. Claire says it felt more like a therapy session… with weapons. -
Jubal Phone Prank - Daniel’s Antibiotic Nightmare:
Daniel just picked up a prescription—so why is his pharmacist asking if he feels tingling, heavier arms, and slurred speech? Turns out, it’s Jubal with a prank call from the “floral department,” and Daniel is not amused. Hilarity (and almost a 911 call) ensues. -
Dirty Little Secret - Delivery Guy Hookup:
Today’s secret is straight out of a steamy drama. While her husband is away for work, a woman admits she started hooking up with the hot delivery guy—after flashing him on a dare from her friend. It started as a joke… but now it’s full-blown takeout with benefits. -
What the World Thinks Americans Do Best:
From red Solo cups and cheese-on-everything to gender reveals that start wildfires, we run through a new survey of what other countries think Americans excel at. The top answer? Fast food domination. Plus, the crew pitches a million-dollar idea: the refrigerated beer pong table. -
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think Americans are the global leaders in yelling whoo
in every social setting. That's a text message. We just
got in at four one oh six one because they
just did a survey asking citizens from other countries what
things Americans do better than any other country. What's the
number one thing that people across the world think Americans
are the best at. We'll tell you in a second,
(00:21):
but first let's go over some of the other things
that citizens of different countries think that we're great at.
Really are throwing gender reveal parties that end in flames.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That was on the list that people think.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We're great at, and they're not wrong. No, Americans are
very good at that.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Do other countries also do gender reveal parties? Or is
that really just an American thing?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I think it's the fact that ours always, for some reason,
do sometimes end in flames, Like people will put like
firecrackers to like forests or like trylie background.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah, and then there was a plane crash one time
because of a gender reveal thing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, yes, insane what people will do. Somebody said, only
in America can it's a boy be followed by a wildfire.
And at this point it's less of a celebration and
more of a pyrotechnic competition.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Again, they're not wrong about that. Man, when the drones
capture it though, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Pretty impressive sometimes what people can do.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Are you not entertained?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They just did a.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Survey asking people from other countries what they think Americans
are the best at. And here's another one, turning minor
inconveniences into personality traits.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But like, like example.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It just says I hate mornings becomes a full blown
identity with a coffee mug shirt and a bumper sticker.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Also mild lactose intolerance. I'm basically dying, but I'm still
gonna eat the mac and cheese. Yeah, are cute.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I feel sorry for those ones because cheese is just
so good. This is what the rest of the world
thinks of us.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They just did a survey asking people from other countries
what they think Americans are the best at. Buying in bulk,
like they're stalking for a bunker. That was another thing
that they said.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We are really great at that. And it is a
fun invention. Man load up the car and let's roll
to Costco.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, it says, who needs one bottle of ketchup when
you can get three gallon jug at Costco.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why do we do that?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's kind of exciting too, write, especially when you get
all the toilet paper. I love looking at all of
the shelves just stucked with toilet paper and paper towels
like this is nice. I mean maybe it's wasteful too,
I'm not sure, but it like it feels good.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, all these suckers from other countries aren't going to
be prepared when doomsday comes.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Are they.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I mean they go to the store every day like
they do both, like shop for weeks at a time.
They go, Okay, what am I at for dinner tonight,
I'll go get that at the store today.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
They eat fresh or whatever over there, we also do.
It's called subway suckers.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You can go there every day and many people do.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're right, we're going over a survey of what the
rest of the world thinks about US Americans and what
were the best at Another person said drinking from red
solo cups like it's a national sport.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I mean, come on, on the fourth of July, who's
not playing beer pong and drinking out of those cups.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No other country associates one specific cup with partying this hard.
You haven't truly celebrated in the US unless someone played
beer pong with the little warm light beer in a
driveway warm and.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
We always don't like think about a cup and then
it just gets warm after refrigerated.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
No I know, but like business idea bred a refrigerated
beer pong table.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The solo cups. It's too cold, then you chug it.
If you can't chug it as fast. But I kind
of because you could use the table for other things too.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
You can chill your booty.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
What see what I'm saying, because when it gets hot
and you got another thing that the rest of the
world thinks that Americans are the best at inventing ways
to add cheese to everything.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes, I'm here for that, and we take that crown
please and put cheese on it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Apple pie? Thank you? Wait what shut the cheese on
apple pie? Melt? That sucka you're alone there.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I think I'm not going to join you on that island.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You're not American, are you?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
If it's edible, Americans have tried melting cheese on it,
salad cheese, donut cheese coffee.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Not yet, but.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Actually no, there is like a weird crumbly cheese some
people put in their coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Really yeah, yeah, we do put cheese on everything. Oh
there is coffee cheesecake.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's if you ever go to another country and you
go to a restaurant you realize how little cheese they
put in things.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's nuts it straight up.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I saw a picture of a pizza from Italy the
other day.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It had you could see some of the red sauce
on it.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
I was like, what is that. That's not a pizza.
You shouldn't go to see the sauce.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's the fresh mot you should be covered in.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Geez, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Here's another thing from this survey where they ask people
from all over the world what they think Americans are
great at. They said, avoiding using vacation days.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We don't have them.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
For you to say you got six months of vacation
for no reason.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
We do get a few vacation days, but a lot
of times people don't take them.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Which is very unfortunate because there's a story today that
says that if you work more than fifty hours a week,
you actually are breaking your brain.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, well, no danger of that in this room. It
bro You know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
People are like, I, dude, I grind non stop. I'm
working twenty four hours a day. Oh your brain damage. Yeah,
I'm chilling. I'm on vacation and I still worked eight
hours today. What do the rest of the world think
that Americans are great at? Using credit cards is also
on the list. Yes, the Americans are all heavily on
(05:58):
credit cards for every day spending. The US has more
credit debt per capita than most countries.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No one else use credit cards. They probably don't glorify
it the way that we do here. Get points. You
just qualified for a new card. It's pretty. It makes
you feel special.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm like, oh my gosh, I qualified.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Thank you. Okay, they did it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's number one thing according to the survey from citizens
all over the world of what they think America is
the best at, saying, it should be no surprise consuming
fast food. The US has the highest per capita rates
of fast food consumption. Change like McDonald's, Burger King, and
Taco Bell are deeply embedded in American daily life.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Absolutely, guy, have.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You ever taken anybody from another country to one of
our fast food places?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It will blow their mind.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Besides their mind.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, besizes.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I took an Australian dude through McDonald's drive through one
time because they wanted to try it, and you got
a medium soda, like, mate, that's a medium.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well like that is a medium.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That we're looking for the largest swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Basically, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
Hello, Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from pharmacy. I
was looking for Daniel.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, this is listen to me.
Speaker 12 (07:31):
Hi, Daniel. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Oh? Okay great.
Speaker 12 (07:38):
I'm just doing a follow up on the mooxiicilan that
you picked up yesterday from the pharmacy.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yes, yeah, yeah, no, I have it great.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
A couple of questions, just because we like to follow
up with our patients to make sure that everything is
going okay.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Are you at home currently?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (08:07):
Okay great? And have you taken your first dose of
the medication yet this morning?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (08:17):
I have okay, wonderful. Just a couple of questions for
you because I don't know if you've ever taken this
medication before.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Okay, I haven't. I did a conpeltation yesterday when I
picked it up.
Speaker 12 (08:37):
Yes, I know I saw that on your chart, but
I'm the one who filled the dose, so I want
to make sure that I did everything correctly. Are you
feeling any tingling yet or a gentle hum in your
ears by any chance?
Speaker 11 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 12 (08:54):
Are your arms feeling slightly heavier than usual yet?
Speaker 10 (09:00):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
What do you mean yet?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Did I say?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
I just meant like if that were to happen, it
could be an adverse reaction. So I'm just checking to
make sure that everything was right with what I filled
your prescription. With any disorientation at all.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
No, I'm not disoriented. Im good. Why would I be disoriented?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Antibiotic, yes, but sometimes these things can be very powerful,
and I just wanted to make sure that you were
feeling okay and getting kicked in in a weird way
or anything like that. Make sure the front door is
not locked.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Why would I be making so our front door is
not locked?
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Well, just in case there's any adverse reactions to the
medication that you've been given, it would be good to
leave it unlocked so that if emergency crews had to
show up, they were able to get in the door.
Just in case.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Oh okay, ye did you put something in my medication?
Speaker 12 (10:34):
Did I put something in your medication?
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Did you put something in my medication? You ask me
if you know, I'm all just if I'll be just oriented.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Like your speech might be getting slurred?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Is it is? It?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
And why do you sound so excited about that? What
did you do?
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Did I sound excited? I did about the possibility of
becoming disoriented and maybe taking a nap.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Are you working right now because I'm gonna come down
there with cops.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (11:10):
I well, if you'd like to come down here, Might
I suggest I come pick you up to drive you
because I don't know if you'll be able to operate
heavy machinery soon.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
I want to call the cops and you. I don't
want to go to jail, get pervert?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
If we could just maybe not?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh I'm talking right now, you pervert. You are going
to jail?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (11:34):
Well, then, final, I'll let you know that this is
a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your wife set you
up job. She said that you had to get a
perscription for something and wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I was sitting up there, like, what did I just
take this?
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pras we say
mornings on the.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Twenties, give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know over the day.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But it's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I don't know if you're ready for it, but it's
about to be a Tankini summer and it's already sparking
a little bit of debate. What part of the debate
has to do with the fact that it's about modesty
and they're afraid that it's more of a modesty propaganda
situation than it is about being cute. But these tankinis
have been updated, so it's not just like the ones
that we're used to seeing where it's like a tank
top and shorts or skirts so you're completely covered. They've
(12:31):
got new patterns and new looks and stuff. But you right,
and that's what everybody is saying. But they're also saying
that they're falling victim to modesty propaganda.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
What it is we a.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Tankini covers? No, I know, But so how is that worse?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's not worse it's being modest. They're afraid that there's
a tricky way that they're trying to get women to
cover their bodies up again.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
After like everything that happened, it can to the.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Red Carpet they started banning the naked dresses and stuff,
so they feel like there's this move towards covering women's
bodies more than before.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Which one is it over sexualize the body or don't oh,
because it's like, hey, do me a favor and more
than my body. Also, why did you try to take
away the nude stuff I was wearing. I'm getting mixed messages.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean, I think everybody.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Is getting mixed messages, and I think that's because of
these random conversations that keep popping up. But if everybody
just did what made them feel good and everybody would
present in whatever space, they're in a lot healthier.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
If you want a nude dress, it out do that.
If you want to wear a turtle Nikini, go for it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That's yeah, it's a turtle Niki.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And it can be both, you know, if everything can
be more than one thing at the same time, so
you can be modest and sexy and all of the
things or what you want do you do what makes
you feel good, but don't do this. So there's this
new term called dusting, and it's dangerous.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Isn't that what the swipper when you let one out
as you walk by somebody.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's a different that's yeah, that's crop dusting. Okay, different,
different kind of dusting. This kind of dusting is referring
to a trend which involves inhaling chemicals from aerosol dusters
or keyboard cleaners. So it's very similar to huffing. Yeah,
like back in the day, like you would off of
like like whippets off of like what do you call them,
whip cream c Yeah, the whip cream cans and stuff.
(14:31):
So this is kind of an upgraded version of that.
And it's bad. It's very very bad. It's a trend
on social media.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Is inhaling that. And why that sounds it's been going
on for ages with that stuff? What does that do?
Speaker 11 (14:44):
Like?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Why what is the point of that? It like gets
you like on a high, gives you like a.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Very don't find another way.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
That's so dupe it is it is, And so Yay
keep saying that louder so dusting doesn't become a trend,
but for anybody that hears anybody say it, maybe think
twice and be like, what do you mean? Are you cleaning?
Or are you sucking on something?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know, I will say when I worked at an
office job, I had those little aerosol cinners from my
keyboard and I was so bored some days where I'm
just like, man, should I No? I never did okay, good,
but I didn't think about it long and hard. A
lot of days like this is like I'm not office material,
you know. It's just like I need to have a
little bit of fun in here somehow.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm glad you just said no. That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Like.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
How do we get so bored?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Literally, in like worldwide right now, I feel like we're
in some sort of weird lead up to an apocalypse
and people have time to go huff their dusters.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It is weird that you see one person do it,
so then you're gonna do it and it becomes dominant.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Just don't do it? Can we go the opposite way?
I can see.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Anyway I social media for you, not one person eas
and goes yeah, no, why well they did its cool
video about it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, And that's what's happening. People are actually not doing
good from it.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
No, it's very bad for you.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, I'll leave you with a little bit of happy.
This is also on social media. But this is a
good thing. If you need a little happiness boost in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Eat a pickle. Oh I hate pickles.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's what you gotta do, because the fermented foods can
improve your mood and help with your gut. So onward
and upward, friend.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
My favorite food.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Seriously, you pickles.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Eat more of them, especially in the morning, and that
is what's trending me.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Kayla is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Dylan for two years,
but now she thinks that he might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can catch him if he is.
But first, Kayla, sorry, you have to come on the
show this way. What's up? Why do you think Dylan
might be cheating on you?
Speaker 13 (16:41):
I think there's some signs. He's been really secretive. He's
hiding his phone, he's texting a lot, he's been getting
really dressed up on weekends and just claiming he's grabbing
drinks with the guys. I've been finding receipts. There was
a receipt from a really nice battalion restaurant in his car,
and that night I thought he was going to be
(17:02):
at a sports bar. I did ask him about it,
and he kind of shrugged it off and said plans changed.
So I don't know. I feel like there's fines, but
there's nothing clear that's obvious to me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Did you know who he was going to the sports bar,
Italian restaurant whatever with?
Speaker 13 (17:19):
It was supposedly the guys, Like I thought he was
just hanging out with his friends.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Did you confront the guys?
Speaker 13 (17:25):
No? Dylan kind of made it seem like it was nothing,
so I didn't want to come off as like crazy girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So does he not usually get dressed up when he
goes out with the guys. That's a new thing.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
That's a new thing. Yeah, he's usually pretty pretty casually dressed,
but it's been most weekends he's getting nicely dressed, like
getting clothes from the cleaners, nicely dressed. It's odd.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay, that's a little weird. Have you asked him about that?
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Yeah, he was just saying something like he feels better
when he dresses nice and he's like, okay, well might
have okay, great, you look great. He's got reasons for everything,
and I don't really have proof of any reason. Why
would be lying or but my friends all think something's up,
so that's why I'm calling.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
That makes me feel uncomfortable too, Like if you're if
you're talking to your friends about it, usually they're the
ones that are can hold up the mirror. Yeah, is
the act normal towards you, like, aside from being super
sketchy when you ask him questions.
Speaker 13 (18:23):
Well, he's like fighting his phone. Like the other day
I went to reach for something and he like grabbed
his phone really quickly, which I thought was weird. But yeah,
just like a lot more time in the bathroom, and
a lot more time primping, and just a lot of texting.
And I saw snapshot on his phone, so like my
(18:44):
friend said, that might be a thing. I don't have snapshot.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Uh yeah, yeah, snapchat is a big one.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
I've caught him like taking selfies, which I thought was
weird because I'm not getting those selfies.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah weird, Yeah that is weird. Yeah, that is really weird.
And you haven't really liked asked him about any of this.
Speaker 13 (19:01):
No, I mean I've mentioned at all, but he explains it,
and I'm like, okay, I guess that's like reasonable. You're
dressing up because you want to feel better, You're taking
selfies because you feel you look nice. You know, your
friends want to go to a nice Italian restaurant. Like,
none of it to me sounds like he's actually doing
anything bad. But my friends are very very convinced. And
Snapchat's just like a social app, so maybe I'm I
(19:25):
don't know, Yeah, you're thinking it hopefully.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I mean I don't know all that. I mean, you know,
saying that he was somewhere else than he was, you know,
saying that he went somewhere when he was actually an
Italian restaurant. I mean that's kind of shady to me.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I mean, yeah, who goes to an Italian restaurant doesn't
bring their girlfriend back?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
To me, boss, I'm just saying, yes, I.
Speaker 13 (19:44):
Did not get left over.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Ah yeah, well we'll see if we can figure it out.
For you will play a song come back, and then
you already told us what a grocery store. He's a
rewards card member at so We'll pretend to be from
the grocery store and tell him that every single month
we two is one Lucky Rewards member who gets a
free gift from us just for being such a low customer,
and his flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
(20:06):
all right, we'll get you to catch a cheater right
after this.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheeter and
if you're just joining us, Kayla is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Dylan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and presid to be from the grocery store that he's
a Rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our florial department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Kayla or to somebody else.
(20:35):
But before we do that, Kayla, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick?
Speaker 13 (20:40):
Okay, I've been dating Dylan for two years. He's been
acting a little strange. My friend's convinced me to call in.
He's been really secretive with his phone. He's been dressing nicer,
he's got snapshot he's taking selfie's and not sending them
to me. I found a receipt stating that he wasn't
or I thought he was, so he much a nice
(21:00):
Italian restaurant. Anytime I've mentioned anything, he's got a reasonable answer.
So I'm not really sure what it is. But my
friends urged me to call.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Hello, Hi, this.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Is horrible calling from I was looking for Dylan.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Oh this is it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Hi, Dylan, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you
for being such a loyal customer and a rewards card
member with us.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You're this month big winner.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Congratulations, right, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
What did I win? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh maybe you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift from us, and this month
it's free flower delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States from our new and improved floral apartment.
You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. It's the three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
Actually, oh my goodness, that's uh, that's pretty people in
a snow catch No catch, that's awesome, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And it's really simple.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
What I would need from you first will be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Okay. I want to send these to a lease.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
A lease, yes, okay, And is there anything you want
to put on a card?
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Surprise.
Speaker 15 (22:43):
And it's been wonderful to get to know you better
and look forward to spending more time.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Okay, great, got that, And now I should probably let
you know that this is actually a radio show.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's called The Jewel Show. Yeah, him, Nina, Hi, thanks.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
For My name is Jubel and your girlfriend of two
years Kayla is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Wow, who's the least Dylan, You're you're looking to spending
more What does that mean? You're looking before to spending
more time?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Dylan?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We do a segment on the show called to Kacheteta,
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around to see you, this in flowers.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Too, So what's going on here? Seriously, don't touch.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
Them because I've been feeling uneasy. You won't talk to me.
You're super sketched. You're hiding your friend. Who is the
least Elise?
Speaker 10 (23:32):
Look, I I don't really know what's going on right now.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
What do you mean, Dylan, who is the least? Answer
the question? Who is elite?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Elise is? She's a friend from work. Look, we've been
meeting up with a group of saturdays to talk about
a side project, like you know, starting a podcast. Well,
she happens to be the most consistent one who shows up.
I was just I was just being not.
Speaker 13 (23:57):
To spend more time with you. That is more than
that is.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
It's it's what braze, you know, It's just it's just
something you say with the podcast. I didn't get the
finish we get to say with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So you send flowers to somebody that has a podcast.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
Look, I mean it's these are They're not like bright
red roses or anything like that. It's just a simple
thank you because she's been the only one showing up.
It looks like it just might be us and maybe
one other person.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I also said thirty six long ster red roses. Yeah,
so they are here.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They were.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, it doesn't sound legit, Dylan, Okay.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
Why have you never mentioned the podcast? And why have
you been lying? Why are you so secretive?
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Look, I just didn't want to hype it up. Okay,
it's not as it's not a serious podcast yet. We're
just trying to begin this. I didn't want to hype
it up. You know, I don't think it's you know,
I wouldn't be doing it if I don't know. Look,
I know this is how I know. It looks bad. Okay,
it's honestly just a podcast. There's nothing going on. Okay,
(25:06):
you've got to believe me.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It's two years.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
We've been really happy. Why would I cheat on you?
Come on?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Would a last say that there's nothing going on?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Too?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (25:17):
Okay, I believe you.
Speaker 10 (25:19):
No, you don't you want to call her?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
He says it. We've been together for two years. I
trust him.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I love the It sounds sounds sketch to me.
Speaker 13 (25:30):
Look, you guys don't know him. Okay, he wouldn't lie
to me. So if he says he's not doing it,
then he's not doing it.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Neil, you called us for a reason I did, and.
Speaker 13 (25:41):
He's explaining himself, so we're hearing him out. Is that
not the purpose of the entire show?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Oh yeah, but it definitely the story doesn't really jive
with you. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (25:52):
Look, just because you guys tend to pick partners does
take your own baggage and apply it to yourself. It
has nothing to do with me. You're supposed to help people.
This is not helping. This is this is hearing.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's not judging. You're just trying to have your back.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Girl.
Speaker 13 (26:06):
You're trauma dumping on us.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Look you know what, Kayla, I love you and you
know I would never cheat on you. I have everything
I have.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
There's no reason.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
And you know to this whatever radio show you guys have,
I was gonna have you on the podcast. Don't be
putting stuff with my girlfriend's head. You have a podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
About that, Please put us on a podcast. I've never
bet on a podcast before.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
I would love to you your big radio show. Huh.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, okay, Kayla, I'm glad you found out that he's
he's not cheating.
Speaker 13 (26:40):
Then yeah, no, he's being honest and I trust him
whole hardly. You guys should all do therapy though, because
clearly you don't know anything about romantic relationships.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, all right, well don't call us back when you
find out he is cheating on you.
Speaker 13 (26:55):
All right, Thanks a lot for everything.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Juble shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Am I going to a tall chie?
Speaker 7 (27:06):
A large black coffee?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Large black coffe?
Speaker 11 (27:09):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:10):
I mean a large?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
He means Aventi?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, the biggest fun you that Venti is large? No
vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
In fact, tall is large, and.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Doesn't mean large.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
It's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Rachel. What's up, Rachel? How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 13 (27:49):
I think so? Ooh you think it usually.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Usually you do pretty good. Did you do good yesterday?
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Because I did terrible?
Speaker 13 (27:59):
I did that was the day, all right, that's why
I'm excited for today.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But that means that I'm starting low. So there's only
one way to go.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, if you set the bar low enough, there's nowhere.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
To go but up. Exactly right.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's like, yeah, acts are for fools, exactly all Are
we gonna send Victoria out in the studio?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
What's that? Rachel?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I just said that.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
That's for me as well. I've never played before, so oh,
there you go from here.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
All right, so half of a right answer is all
you need today to feel good? All right, here we go.
Victoria's leaving the studio, and here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Rachel. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda
game series? What is the national sport of Canada?
Speaker 13 (28:52):
Fucky?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
What does the H and H two O stand for?
You did in which us state. Would you find the
Grand Canyon.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
Arizona?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Who was the first person to set foot on the moon?
Speaker 13 (29:07):
Neil Armstrong?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
What famous building did King Kong climb in the original
nineteen thirty three film.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
And got that.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and Rachel
while she's getting ready and putting her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you. If you woke up one
morning with gills, would you tell anybody about it or
keep it a secret?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What?
Speaker 13 (29:30):
I would totally tell everyone about it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, jump in the water, text me and study me.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Say that again.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Sounds like she's underwater.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, sounds like now she's got guilts. It happened.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
But what did you say?
Speaker 13 (29:45):
No one could kiss me?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh yeah, because you jump into the water.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah, you would have to pay bills.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Again.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I would tell very few people that I had gills. Yeah, yeah,
when they want everybody knowing.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well, you'd be like a mermaid then a murmurman, yeah, murman, Yeah,
google them.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
All sorts of things going through my head right now, okay,
probably just move along, ye all right, here we go. Yeah,
thirty seconds Victoria to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Rachel outright to win? Okay, yep, and Rachel,
you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
To go.
Speaker 13 (30:23):
Ready.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda
game series Zelda? What is the national sport of Canada's soccer?
What does the age I met Mayne hockey? What does
the H and H two O stand for hydrogen? In
Which US state would you find the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Ry Kenyon?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Think, think, think, thank, thank, thank, thank.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
No matter.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Who was the first person to set foot on the moon. Oh, yeah,
that's biking Armstrong. Wait, that is Dij's up next?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
What famous building did King Kong climb in the original
nineteen thirty three film.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh crap, I'm bar say building? Did I get that right?
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (31:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Butt's find out.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Producer, Brad, I.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Did give you Victoria one that I don't I don't
actually know what your answer was because it was nine
half words.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
I did give it to you, though. You got three? Correct? Yeah,
Rachel got four?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Serious, Rachel, you did it?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Beat Victoria congratulations. Why you got Little Wayne tickets too?
Thank you, You're welcome. All right, let's get the answers now.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
In Nina, the main character's name in the Legend of
Zelda game series is.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Link whoa, that's messed up.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
The national sport of Canada is lacrosse. Oh dang it
h and HO stands for hydrogen. The US state where
you'll find the Grand Canyon is Arizona. Neil Armstrong was
the first person to step foot on the moon. The
Empire State Building was the famous building King Kong climbed
in the original nineteen thirty three films, Danks.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You got all those ride then, pretty much?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Congratulations Rachel, Thank you, Rachel, you believe that moon landing stuff.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Here we go, Rachel's literally calling from them.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Completely made up, completely made up. All right, Rachel, thank
you for playing. We play you verse Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is dm us
at the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot
com and your phone. Prank happens every single hour on
the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this,
and then right after that is Nina's what's trending. Also,
(32:29):
remember the Juble Show live on stage this Sunday at
the Tacoma Comedy Club. You can get your tickets if
you just go to our website, the Jubilshow dot com
and click on on stage or Tacoma Comedy Club dot com.
But that's this Sunday, June twenty second. Come hang out
with us live at Tacoma Comedy Club.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Kayla is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she's been with her boyfriend Dylan for two years,
but now she thinks that he might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can catch him. If he
is the first it's Kayla, Sorry, you have to come
on the show this way.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Why do you think Dylan might be cheating on you?
Speaker 13 (33:04):
I think there's some signs. He's been really secretive. He's
hiding his phone, he's texting a lot, he's been getting
really dressed up on weekends and just claiming he's grabbing
drinks with the guys. I've been finding receipts. There was
a receipt from a really nice Battalian restaurant in his car,
and that night I thought he was going to be at.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
A sports bar.
Speaker 13 (33:27):
I did ask him about it, and he kind of
shrugged it off and said, LANs changed. So I don't know.
I feel like there's signs, but there's nothing clear that's
obvious to me.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Did you know who he was going to the sports bar,
Italian restaurant whatever with?
Speaker 13 (33:42):
It was supposedly the guys, Like I thought he was
just hanging out with his friends.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Did you confront the guys?
Speaker 13 (33:49):
No? Dylan kind of made it seem like it was nothing,
so I didn't want to come off as like crazy girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
So does he not usually get dressed up when he
goes out with the guys? That's a new thing.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
That's a new thing. Yeah, he's usually pretty pretty casually dressed,
but it's been most weekends he's getting nicely dressed, like
getting clothes from the cleaners, nicely dressed. It's odd.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Okay, that's a little weird. Have you asked him about that?
Speaker 13 (34:15):
Yeah, he was just saying something like he feels better
when he dresses nice. And he's like, okay, well might
have Okay, great, you look great. He's got reasons for everything,
And I don't really have proof of any reason why
would be lying or but my friends all think something's up,
so that's why I'm calling mm hm.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That makes me feel uncomfortable too, Like if you're if
you're talking to your friends about it, usually they're the
ones that are getting hold up the mirror. Yeah, is
the act normal towards you, like, aside from being super
sketchy when you ask him questions.
Speaker 13 (34:46):
Well, he's like hiding his phone. Like the other day,
I went to reach for something and he grabbed his
phone really quickly, which I thought was weird. But yeah,
just like a lot more time in the bathroom and
a lot more time and just a lot of texting.
And I saw a snapshot on his phone, so like
(35:07):
my friend said, that might be a thing. I don't
have snapshot.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, snapchat is a big one.
Speaker 13 (35:14):
I've caught him like taking selfies, which I thought was
weird because I'm not getting those selfies.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, yeah, that is weird. Yeah, that is really weird.
And you haven't really like asked HI about any of this.
Speaker 13 (35:25):
No, I mean I've mentioned at all, but he explains
it and I'm like, Okay, I guess that's like reasonable.
You're dressing up because you want to feel better, You're
taking selfies because you feel you look nice. You know,
your friends want to go to a nice Italian restaurant. Like,
none of it to me sounds like he's actually doing
anything bad. But my friends are very very convinced, and
Snapshot's just like a social app, So maybe I'm I
(35:48):
don't know, Yeah, you're thinking it hopefully.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I mean I don't know all that. I mean, you know,
saying that he was somewhere else and he was, you know,
saying that he went somewhere when he was actually an
Italian restaurant. I mean that's kind of shady to me.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I mean, yeah, who goes to an Italian restaurant doesn't
bring their girlfriend back? Me balls, I'm just saying, yes,
I did not get left over.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Ah yeah, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. We play a song come back, and
then you already told us a grocery store. He's a
rewards card member at so we'll pretend to be from
the grocery store and tell him that. Every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us just for being such a loyal customer
and his flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
(36:30):
all right, we'll get you to catch a cheater right
after this.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater and
if you're just joining us, Kayla is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Dylan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our florid department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Kayla or to somebody else.
(36:59):
But before we do that, Kayla, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
Okay, I've been dating Dylan for two years. He's been
acting a little strange. My friend's convinced me to call in.
He's been really secretive with his phone, he's been dressing nicer,
he's got scraphat he's taking selfies and not sending them
to me. I found a receipt stating that he wasn't
where I thought he was, so he went to a
(37:23):
nice Italian restaurant. Anytime I've mentioned anything, he's got a
reasonable answer. So I'm not really sure what it is,
but my friends urged.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Me to call.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 13 (37:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for Dylan. Oh this is like, Hi Dylan, Please don't
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling to say thank you for being such a
loyal customer and a rewards card member with us. You're
this month big winner. Congratulations, something for me?
Speaker 6 (38:11):
All right, thank you? Thank you? What do I went exactly? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Maybe you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift from us, and this month
it's free flowers delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States from our new and improved floral apartment.
You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. It's the three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
Actually, oh my goodness, that's uh yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
In the catch, no catch, that's awesome, okay.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And it's really simple. What I would need from you
first will be the first and last name of the person,
and then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 10 (38:51):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
I want to send these to a lease.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
A lease, yes, okay, and is there anything you want
to put on a card?
Speaker 10 (39:03):
Sure, surprise.
Speaker 15 (39:06):
And it's been wonderful to get to know you better
and look forward to spending more time.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Okay, great, got that, And now I should probably let
you know that this is actually a radio show. It's
called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubel. And your
girlfriend of two years, Kayla is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13 (39:29):
Wow, who's the leased Dylan? You're looking to spending more
What does that mean? You're looking before to spending more time?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
Dylan.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
We do a segment on the show called to katchachiea
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around to see you this in flowers too, So.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
What's going on here?
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Seriously, don't touch.
Speaker 13 (39:46):
It them because I've been feeling uneasy. You won't talk
to me, You're super sketched, you're hiding your foot. Who
is the least, Elise?
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Look I I don't really know what's going on right now.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
What do you mean?
Speaker 13 (40:02):
Who is the least? Answer the question? Who is a leaf?
Speaker 6 (40:06):
Lae is.
Speaker 10 (40:08):
She's a friend from work. Look, we've been meeting up
with a group of saturdays to talk about a side project,
like you know, podcasts. Look, she she happens to be
the most consistent one who shows up. I was just
I was just being not.
Speaker 13 (40:21):
To spend more time with you. That is more than.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
That is.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
It's what braz you know. It's just it's just something
you say. But the podcast I didn't get the finish
we get to save with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
So you send flowers to somebody that has a podcast.
Speaker 10 (40:41):
Look, I mean it's these are They're not like bright
red roses or anything like that. It's just a simple
thank you. Because she's been the only one showing up.
It looks like it just might be us and maybe
one other person.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
I also said thirty six longsme Red Roses. Yeah, so
they are sure they were. Yeah, it doesn't sound legit, Dylan.
Speaker 13 (41:00):
Okay, why have you never mentioned the podcast? And why
have you been lying? Why are you so secretive?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Look, I just didn't want to hype it up. Okay,
it's not as it's not a serious podcast yet. We're
just trying to begin this. I didn't want to hype
it up. You know, I don't think it's you know,
I wouldn't be doing it if I don't know. Look,
I know this is how I know. It looks bad. Okay,
it's honestly just a podcast. There's nothing going on. Okay,
you've got to believe in It's two years, we've been
(41:33):
really happy. Why would I cheat on you? Come on?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Would a last say that there's nothing going on too?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (41:40):
Okay, I believe you.
Speaker 10 (41:42):
No, you don't you want to call her?
Speaker 13 (41:45):
He says that we've been together for two years. I
trust him.
Speaker 10 (41:48):
I love Tailor.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It sounds Look, you guys don't know him.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
Okay, he wouldn't lie to me. So if he says
he's not doing it, and he's not doing it, Neil.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
You called us for a reason.
Speaker 13 (42:04):
I did, and he's explaining himself, So we're hearing him out.
Is that not the purpose of the entire show?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, but it definitely the story doesn't really jive with you. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
Look, just because you guys tend to pick partners to show,
take your own baggage and apply it to yourself. It
has nothing to do with me. You're supposed to help people.
This is not helping. This is this is hearing.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
It's not judging. You're just trying to have your back. Girl.
Speaker 13 (42:30):
You're trauma dumping on us.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
Look you know what, Kayla, I love you and you
know I would never cheat on you.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
I have everything I have.
Speaker 10 (42:38):
There's no reason and you know to this whatever radio show,
uh you guys have, I was gonna have you on
the podcast. Don't be putting stuff with my girlfriend's head
on a podcast about that?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Please put us on a podcast. I've never bet on
a podcast before. I would love to do on your.
Speaker 10 (42:56):
Big radio show.
Speaker 6 (42:57):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Well, okay, hey, Kayla, I'm glad you found out that
he's he's not cheating then.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
Yeah, no, he's being honest and I trust him. Who hardly.
You guys should all do therapy though, because clearly you
don't know anything about romantic relationship.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Okay, all right, well, don't call him back when we
find out he is cheating on your.
Speaker 13 (43:18):
All right, thanks a lot for everything.
Speaker 11 (43:23):
The Jewel Shows. To catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Prepare for your mind to be blown.
Speaker 10 (43:29):
And boom goes the dynamite.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
That's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Because scientists have finally solved one of life's biggest questions,
and it's one of the things that has been the
source of heated Internet debates for years.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
What is it? I bet you'd like to know.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Toilet paper rolls were invented more than one hundred and
fifty years ago. Wow, really, it's not that long ago. Actually,
we think about it anyways, really long and as long
as they've been around, the question of the right way
to put it on the holder been the source of
disagreements all.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Over the world. There's no disagreement there. Yeah, it's just over.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Always.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Well, there's the over position where the next square the
toilet paper is facing the user, and then there's the underposition,
where the next square is facing the wall. And people
have debated for years, especially on the Internet, heated debates
about what the best way to put toilet paper on
the role is okay, And scientists finally sat down and
(44:27):
crunched the numbers and figured out what the correct answer
is to this question.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
How do you make that list of the pros and
cons of each?
Speaker 11 (44:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
What are you studying? I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
Well.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Scientists finally settled the debate and have declared that the
under method is actually the safer and more effective method
for the toilet paper rolling.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
They won't touch the ground. I thought under was called over,
but now I'm really.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Saying I've had had him backwards?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
But under it doesn't touch the ground.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
You just got to keep it up, I know.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
But a lot of the times, especially in public restrooms,
if you have the situation going on, it touches the ground. Yeah,
but then you got a rip and then you touch
it as many times as if it was over.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
But then it doesn't get stuck. If the if you
have it the over, it gets stuck in the thing
and then you can't actually pull it.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
Scientists are trolling.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Is this is the problem? It starts a debate?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Will scientists say the under method is actually safer and
more effective?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
And here's why?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They say that the over orientation requires a second hand
to touch the role. Yeah, which means there's no risk
of contamination before we wipe because and more potential risk
of infection. There is more handling of the toilet toilet
paper roll from the over position and the under position,
there is less likely to be a whole roll contamination.
(45:40):
So if you're doing the over the over method, you
got a whole role contamination going on.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Why do you ever need two hands to get your
toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Because it gets stuck in the thing like so, yeah,
I do use like the second hand to like pick
up the other one, that one that's like sitting on
top of it at a public restroom to pull it out.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Okay, well let's talk about it your house.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
When your house and you have the weird under instead
of the over like normal people, then you actually need
two hands to get it.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Well, when it's over, I have a whole other issue
because then my cat messes with it, so then the
whole thing ends up touching the ground.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Anyways, that's only for cat ladies.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
That doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
The thing is, I've never had to use two hands
ever with any toilet paper, So I don't understand this
argument at all. First of all, Second of all, you
don't go for the toilet paper first, you go for
the wipes.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
That's a wipes around.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I don't think they took that an account with its stifle.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
That's not very scientific. But I'm not going to have
a stack of wipes right next to the toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
But that's because you're a dude.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
So the only time you use toilet paper, the wipes
will definitely come in handy For women, you don't need
the wipes every time.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh, that's right, you use toilet We'll also say that
seventy percent of people prefer the over position. Yeah, but
the under position is actually the correct scientific way to do.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
It, so they're wrong.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Which you know, like when you have it on the
overt and you are like putting on a fresh roll,
you can fold it all nice or make like a
little rose, and then when you go into your bathroom,
it's all nice and clean, it's all cute. If you
have it under you can't have a cute little design
on the top of the toilet paper roll.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
We know, dang weell, you're not sitting there making a
design for the toilet pap.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
You don't know, dang well, because I sure am I
shure I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
I like my environment to be a very specific way.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Has the time it should be doing that at home
without guests coming over.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
It takes two seconds to fold it. All you're doing
is folding into a little triangle. I don't do anything fancy.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
You do that every time? You know, when I.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Put on a new roll, it's like, this feels nice.
You know you fold it. You got new fluffy towels,
you got everything all set, so now you got.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Your perfect little role. It was nice when you go
into a bathroom and they have it folded like that. Yes,
I didn't read to my own though.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
It makes you feel a certain kind of way. Don't
you want to feel good when you go into your
own bathroom.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I don't have time. I got to hurry up, do
whatever I.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Have to do withthing.
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Go.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I got things to do, people to see. What like
what Sarah at your window? I mean, hey, that's like
things to see. Put a costume on your cat? Things
to do? That happened? She sent us a picture group
chat last night. None of the respond I was busy,
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Scientists say that if you've been doing the overtechnique for
your toilet paper, which people have debated about for years.
You're actually doing it wrong. You should be doing the
under method because it's less dirty. But also you're going
to the bathroom. So I just assume everything is fielsy
no matter what I do, no matter how you do it,
there's really no pain way to do it.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Jubles Dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
little secret.
Speaker 13 (48:33):
Yeah. Yeah, So I was hanging out with my best
friend at my place. We're just kind of joking around
and we ordered food from this place near me and
she just dared me to flash the delivery eye and
so at the time it was really funny and so
(48:54):
it was like so ridiculous, and I did and he
kind of like, I was like, oh, I'm so sorry,
ha ha ha. I was kind of joking and whatever.
And he was with this really hot guy who was
talking to us afterwards, and I gave him my number,
like I just, you know, was like whatever. And my
dirty little secret is that my husband is a way
(49:19):
for work a lot. And I didn't think this was
a bad idea, Like just to stay in touch with
the hot delivery guy was sort of like a fantasy
kind of thing, and it was so silly. I mean,
we had had a lot of wine too at that point.
But yeah, and there's a little more to it if
you care.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I mean, you can't stop there.
Speaker 13 (49:42):
So my husband's been gone a couple more trips and
I ordered more takeout, and that's kind of where it's
been going. So yeah, I don't know how much longer
I'm going to do this, but for now it's kind
of exciting.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Wait, so I just to be clear, it's not just
take out, right, it's take out?
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Clink?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Or is it just take out?
Speaker 13 (50:02):
And you're like, Hi, no takeout? And then he comes over.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, this is definitely the plot to
one of those films on the Hub.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
So yeah, are you hooking up with him or are
you just flashing him? No?
Speaker 13 (50:16):
Now we're looking up.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
To make sure I was clear on that. Well, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (50:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (50:27):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how long I can
keep it going, but right now it's kind of exciting.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Just wait untill your husband comes hout and he orders
take out?
Speaker 7 (50:35):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
And it's that guy, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
He's coming over with expectations, you know what I'm saying.
So he shows up in the door in some sort.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
Of interesting suit.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, and he's like and the guy's like what.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
One of the husband's like yay. Then before you know it,
he's doing the same thing. Attle secret, Thank.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
You, what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. It's time for Nina's
what's trending?
Speaker 3 (51:12):
It's been a little bit since we checked in on
this topic, But is there a celebrity, athlete, political figure,
anybody that you love so much that you would buy
anything they had their name on?
Speaker 8 (51:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Maybe possibly? Yeah, I can't imagine doing that depends who.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Well you mean, maybe Victoria Taylor Swift put her name
on anything, you would buy it.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
I have been thinking of Taylor's.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Well, why don't you say it? Well, because I mean,
I don't know. I got to be smart.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
With all we can entire half a warder with Sabrina
Carpenter nonsense as well.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
No I have.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
In fact, I think your answer is literally anything all
of them.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
If they're cute, why would I not buy it?
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Well?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
The options keep growing because President Trump just announced that
he will now have his own new wireless phone called
Trump Mobile.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Have you heard about this.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
No, Trump Mobile will have plans that start at forty
seven forty five, making reference to the fact that he
was both the forty fifth and forty seventh president. You'll
be able to keep your existing phones if you decide
to go with Trump Mobile. And they're also rolling out
a gold phone for four hundred and ninety nine dollars
dubbed the T one later this year.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Is part of services.
Speaker 7 (52:21):
Oh I heard it only works on the T one.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
No, you can use your existing phones right now. What
the T one the new gold phone? Oh, that is
the phone T like as in Trump one Tall.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
The first time a president has lost a business while they're.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
In office, like that, like a cell phone.
Speaker 7 (52:35):
It's not legal.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
I didn't think so. I didn't think it was legal.
Speaker 7 (52:38):
My guess is that the Trump organization is launching this.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Oh, and it's his son, it is it is it's
the it's the business organization that's doing it, and it's
both of his sons. And it doesn't stop there. The
forty five to forty seven collaboration is growing. You'll now
also be able to get an instant pot just in
time for the fourth of July. Actually, no, not in time.
It is released on the fourth of July. Because America,
that's cool.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
An instant pot like collapse.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
It's like that he did like a collaboration.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
You gotta understand, the person who's the president of the
United States right now used to sell steaks with his
name on them.
Speaker 7 (53:09):
Yeas, yes, stakes, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (53:12):
Mean he's a businesses business family will sell literally anything, yeah,
that they can put their name on for real.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
The interesting thing is that a portion of the profits
are going to go to the Trump Presidential Library. And
apparently this is very unusual because that usually happens by
nonprofit entities that typically fundraise after a president in his left.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Office got to get them tax right offs. I am
kind of I just have a question.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
So when you're in office, you still have an organize,
You can still have an organization that basically does everything
for you.
Speaker 7 (53:40):
It's a real gray area, my friend.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, that's a big gray area. But supposedly, like he's
not involved in it, right, it's his sons that run it.
Speaker 7 (53:47):
Supposedly, Yes, it's.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Business organization, that's what they're called.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Speaking of America, Joey Chestnut is going to be back
at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Are you ready.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
He has won sixteen times games and if you remember
last year, he wasn't able to participate and that was
because he had to deal with impossible foods, you know. Yeah,
so there was a whole type of situation there and
he's like, no, no, I'm so happy to be back.
It's part of American culture, in a huge part of
his life. And Joey Chestnut is ready to eat all
the dogs yet again, hopefully.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Doesn't lose to Kobayashi again. Did he lose to him?
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah, he's lost to a bunch. Okay, Well, she's a beast.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
Well, now we can get really excited because it's gonna
be a real competition.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
Lastly, speaking of competition, the Kendrick Lamar feud should be
over now with Drake.
Speaker 5 (54:36):
Right, But Drake's a loser.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
Well, Drake got upset recently because a Canadian politician attended
Kendrick Lamar's Toronto show, and so he was feeling real
but hurt about that, so much so that the politician
had to apologize to Drake. But now everybody's trolling Drake
because he actually apologized.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
He's so worried about it.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I don't know, I guess the guy like likes Drake
or something and was feeling bad about it. You so,
everybody's good now except for everybody's laughing at Drake again.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Apparently they came out in Toronto too for Kendrick.
Speaker 7 (55:10):
Good music.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Actually, Kendrick handled it really well though I don't know
if you sign any of the videos, but they were like,
do it again. They wanted to hear the song again,
and they wanted to see Drake go down all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
But Kendrick didn't.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
He paused, He let everybody go nuts after he's saying
not like us, or performed it and moved on.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Very classy, very class There was a point where it
just becomes sad. You know, if you're Ken Drake, you're
just like I just I can't keep doing this. Kick
them mines down when you please hold me back.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
He's probably saying that now too, because it got worse
and he didn't even do anything just because the guy
showed up to a show.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
That's what's trending.
I think Americans are the global leaders in yelling whoo
in every social setting. That's a text message. We just
got in at four one oh six one because they
just did a survey asking citizens from other countries what
things Americans do better than any other country. What's the
number one thing that people across the world think Americans
are the best at. We'll tell you in a second,
(00:21):
but first let's go over some of the other things
that citizens of different countries think that we're great at.
Really are throwing gender reveal parties that end in flames.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
That was on the list that people think.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We're great at, and they're not wrong. No, Americans are
very good at that.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Do other countries also do gender reveal parties? Or is
that really just an American thing?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
I think it's the fact that ours always, for some reason,
do sometimes end in flames, Like people will put like
firecrackers to like forests or like trylie background.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah, and then there was a plane crash one time
because of a gender reveal thing.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, yes, insane what people will do. Somebody said, only
in America can it's a boy be followed by a wildfire.
And at this point it's less of a celebration and
more of a pyrotechnic competition.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Again, they're not wrong about that. Man, when the drones
capture it though, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Pretty impressive sometimes what people can do.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Are you not entertained?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They just did a.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Survey asking people from other countries what they think Americans
are the best at. And here's another one, turning minor
inconveniences into personality traits.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But like, like example.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It just says I hate mornings becomes a full blown
identity with a coffee mug shirt and a bumper sticker.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Also mild lactose intolerance. I'm basically dying, but I'm still
gonna eat the mac and cheese. Yeah, are cute.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I feel sorry for those ones because cheese is just
so good. This is what the rest of the world
thinks of us.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They just did a survey asking people from other countries
what they think Americans are the best at. Buying in bulk,
like they're stalking for a bunker. That was another thing
that they said.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We are really great at that. And it is a
fun invention. Man load up the car and let's roll
to Costco.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, it says, who needs one bottle of ketchup when
you can get three gallon jug at Costco.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why do we do that?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's kind of exciting too, write, especially when you get
all the toilet paper. I love looking at all of
the shelves just stucked with toilet paper and paper towels
like this is nice. I mean maybe it's wasteful too,
I'm not sure, but it like it feels good.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, all these suckers from other countries aren't going to
be prepared when doomsday comes.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Are they.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I mean they go to the store every day like
they do both, like shop for weeks at a time.
They go, Okay, what am I at for dinner tonight,
I'll go get that at the store today.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
They eat fresh or whatever over there, we also do.
It's called subway suckers.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You can go there every day and many people do.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You're right, we're going over a survey of what the
rest of the world thinks about US Americans and what
were the best at Another person said drinking from red
solo cups like it's a national sport.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I mean, come on, on the fourth of July, who's
not playing beer pong and drinking out of those cups.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No other country associates one specific cup with partying this hard.
You haven't truly celebrated in the US unless someone played
beer pong with the little warm light beer in a
driveway warm and.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
We always don't like think about a cup and then
it just gets warm after refrigerated.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
No I know, but like business idea bred a refrigerated
beer pong table.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The solo cups. It's too cold, then you chug it.
If you can't chug it as fast. But I kind
of because you could use the table for other things too.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
You can chill your booty.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
What see what I'm saying, because when it gets hot
and you got another thing that the rest of the
world thinks that Americans are the best at inventing ways
to add cheese to everything.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yes, I'm here for that, and we take that crown
please and put cheese on it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Apple pie? Thank you? Wait what shut the cheese on
apple pie? Melt? That sucka you're alone there.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
I think I'm not going to join you on that island.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You're not American, are you?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
If it's edible, Americans have tried melting cheese on it,
salad cheese, donut cheese coffee.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Not yet, but.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Actually no, there is like a weird crumbly cheese some
people put in their coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Really yeah, yeah, we do put cheese on everything. Oh
there is coffee cheesecake.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
That's if you ever go to another country and you
go to a restaurant you realize how little cheese they
put in things.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It's nuts it straight up.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I saw a picture of a pizza from Italy the
other day.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It had you could see some of the red sauce
on it.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
I was like, what is that. That's not a pizza.
You shouldn't go to see the sauce.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's the fresh mot you should be covered in.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Geez, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Here's another thing from this survey where they ask people
from all over the world what they think Americans are
great at. They said, avoiding using vacation days.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
We don't have them.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
For you to say you got six months of vacation
for no reason.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
We do get a few vacation days, but a lot
of times people don't take them.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Which is very unfortunate because there's a story today that
says that if you work more than fifty hours a week,
you actually are breaking your brain.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, well, no danger of that in this room. It
bro You know.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
People are like, I, dude, I grind non stop. I'm
working twenty four hours a day. Oh your brain damage. Yeah,
I'm chilling. I'm on vacation and I still worked eight
hours today. What do the rest of the world think
that Americans are great at? Using credit cards is also
on the list. Yes, the Americans are all heavily on
(05:58):
credit cards for every day spending. The US has more
credit debt per capita than most countries.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
No one else use credit cards. They probably don't glorify
it the way that we do here. Get points. You
just qualified for a new card. It's pretty. It makes
you feel special.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm like, oh my gosh, I qualified.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Thank you. Okay, they did it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's number one thing according to the survey from citizens
all over the world of what they think America is
the best at, saying, it should be no surprise consuming
fast food. The US has the highest per capita rates
of fast food consumption. Change like McDonald's, Burger King, and
Taco Bell are deeply embedded in American daily life.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Absolutely, guy, have.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You ever taken anybody from another country to one of
our fast food places?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It will blow their mind.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Besides their mind.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, besizes.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I took an Australian dude through McDonald's drive through one
time because they wanted to try it, and you got
a medium soda, like, mate, that's a medium.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well like that is a medium.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
That we're looking for the largest swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Basically, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 12 (07:19):
Hello, Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from pharmacy. I
was looking for Daniel.
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yeah, this is listen to me.
Speaker 12 (07:31):
Hi, Daniel. How are you today?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Oh? Okay great.
Speaker 12 (07:38):
I'm just doing a follow up on the mooxiicilan that
you picked up yesterday from the pharmacy.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Yes, yeah, yeah, no, I have it great.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
A couple of questions, just because we like to follow
up with our patients to make sure that everything is
going okay.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Are you at home currently?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (08:07):
Okay great? And have you taken your first dose of
the medication yet this morning?
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (08:17):
I have okay, wonderful. Just a couple of questions for
you because I don't know if you've ever taken this
medication before.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Okay, I haven't. I did a conpeltation yesterday when I
picked it up.
Speaker 12 (08:37):
Yes, I know I saw that on your chart, but
I'm the one who filled the dose, so I want
to make sure that I did everything correctly. Are you
feeling any tingling yet or a gentle hum in your
ears by any chance?
Speaker 11 (08:53):
No?
Speaker 12 (08:54):
Are your arms feeling slightly heavier than usual yet?
Speaker 10 (09:00):
No?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
What do you mean yet?
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Did I say?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (09:06):
I just meant like if that were to happen, it
could be an adverse reaction. So I'm just checking to
make sure that everything was right with what I filled
your prescription. With any disorientation at all.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
No, I'm not disoriented. Im good. Why would I be disoriented?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
Antibiotic, yes, but sometimes these things can be very powerful,
and I just wanted to make sure that you were
feeling okay and getting kicked in in a weird way
or anything like that. Make sure the front door is
not locked.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Why would I be making so our front door is
not locked?
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Well, just in case there's any adverse reactions to the
medication that you've been given, it would be good to
leave it unlocked so that if emergency crews had to
show up, they were able to get in the door.
Just in case.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Oh okay, ye did you put something in my medication?
Speaker 12 (10:34):
Did I put something in your medication?
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Did you put something in my medication? You ask me
if you know, I'm all just if I'll be just oriented.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Like your speech might be getting slurred?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Is it is? It?
Speaker 6 (10:53):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
And why do you sound so excited about that? What
did you do?
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Did I sound excited? I did about the possibility of
becoming disoriented and maybe taking a nap.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
Are you working right now because I'm gonna come down
there with cops.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (11:10):
I well, if you'd like to come down here, Might
I suggest I come pick you up to drive you
because I don't know if you'll be able to operate
heavy machinery soon.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
I want to call the cops and you. I don't
want to go to jail, get pervert?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
If we could just maybe not?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh I'm talking right now, you pervert. You are going
to jail?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (11:34):
Well, then, final, I'll let you know that this is
a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
What this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your wife set you
up job. She said that you had to get a
perscription for something and wanted to freak you out.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I was sitting up there, like, what did I just
take this?
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pras we say
mornings on the.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Twenties, give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know over the day.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But it's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I don't know if you're ready for it, but it's
about to be a Tankini summer and it's already sparking
a little bit of debate. What part of the debate
has to do with the fact that it's about modesty
and they're afraid that it's more of a modesty propaganda
situation than it is about being cute. But these tankinis
have been updated, so it's not just like the ones
that we're used to seeing where it's like a tank
top and shorts or skirts so you're completely covered. They've
(12:31):
got new patterns and new looks and stuff. But you right,
and that's what everybody is saying. But they're also saying
that they're falling victim to modesty propaganda.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
What it is we a.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Tankini covers? No, I know, But so how is that worse?
Speaker 3 (12:49):
It's not worse it's being modest. They're afraid that there's
a tricky way that they're trying to get women to
cover their bodies up again.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
After like everything that happened, it can to the.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Red Carpet they started banning the naked dresses and stuff,
so they feel like there's this move towards covering women's
bodies more than before.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Which one is it over sexualize the body or don't oh,
because it's like, hey, do me a favor and more
than my body. Also, why did you try to take
away the nude stuff I was wearing. I'm getting mixed messages.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
I mean, I think everybody.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Is getting mixed messages, and I think that's because of
these random conversations that keep popping up. But if everybody
just did what made them feel good and everybody would
present in whatever space, they're in a lot healthier.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
If you want a nude dress, it out do that.
If you want to wear a turtle Nikini, go for it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
That's yeah, it's a turtle Niki.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And it can be both, you know, if everything can
be more than one thing at the same time, so
you can be modest and sexy and all of the
things or what you want do you do what makes
you feel good, but don't do this. So there's this
new term called dusting, and it's dangerous.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Isn't that what the swipper when you let one out
as you walk by somebody.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's a different that's yeah, that's crop dusting. Okay, different,
different kind of dusting. This kind of dusting is referring
to a trend which involves inhaling chemicals from aerosol dusters
or keyboard cleaners. So it's very similar to huffing. Yeah,
like back in the day, like you would off of
like like whippets off of like what do you call them,
whip cream c Yeah, the whip cream cans and stuff.
(14:31):
So this is kind of an upgraded version of that.
And it's bad. It's very very bad. It's a trend
on social media.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Is inhaling that. And why that sounds it's been going
on for ages with that stuff? What does that do?
Speaker 11 (14:44):
Like?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Why what is the point of that? It like gets
you like on a high, gives you like a.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Very don't find another way.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
That's so dupe it is it is, And so Yay
keep saying that louder so dusting doesn't become a trend,
but for anybody that hears anybody say it, maybe think
twice and be like, what do you mean? Are you cleaning?
Or are you sucking on something?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know, I will say when I worked at an
office job, I had those little aerosol cinners from my
keyboard and I was so bored some days where I'm
just like, man, should I No? I never did okay, good,
but I didn't think about it long and hard. A
lot of days like this is like I'm not office material,
you know. It's just like I need to have a
little bit of fun in here somehow.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm glad you just said no. That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Like.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
How do we get so bored?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Literally, in like worldwide right now, I feel like we're
in some sort of weird lead up to an apocalypse
and people have time to go huff their dusters.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It is weird that you see one person do it,
so then you're gonna do it and it becomes dominant.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Just don't do it? Can we go the opposite way?
I can see.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Anyway I social media for you, not one person eas
and goes yeah, no, why well they did its cool
video about it.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, And that's what's happening. People are actually not doing
good from it.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
No, it's very bad for you.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, I'll leave you with a little bit of happy.
This is also on social media. But this is a
good thing. If you need a little happiness boost in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Eat a pickle. Oh I hate pickles.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's what you gotta do, because the fermented foods can
improve your mood and help with your gut. So onward
and upward, friend.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
My favorite food.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Seriously, you pickles.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Eat more of them, especially in the morning, and that
is what's trending me.
Speaker 11 (16:21):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Kayla is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Dylan for two years,
but now she thinks that he might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can catch him if he is.
But first, Kayla, sorry, you have to come on the
show this way. What's up? Why do you think Dylan
might be cheating on you?
Speaker 13 (16:41):
I think there's some signs. He's been really secretive. He's
hiding his phone, he's texting a lot, he's been getting
really dressed up on weekends and just claiming he's grabbing
drinks with the guys. I've been finding receipts. There was
a receipt from a really nice battalion restaurant in his car,
and that night I thought he was going to be
(17:02):
at a sports bar. I did ask him about it,
and he kind of shrugged it off and said plans changed.
So I don't know. I feel like there's fines, but
there's nothing clear that's obvious to me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Did you know who he was going to the sports bar,
Italian restaurant whatever with?
Speaker 13 (17:19):
It was supposedly the guys, Like I thought he was
just hanging out with his friends.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Did you confront the guys?
Speaker 13 (17:25):
No? Dylan kind of made it seem like it was nothing,
so I didn't want to come off as like crazy girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
So does he not usually get dressed up when he
goes out with the guys. That's a new thing.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
That's a new thing. Yeah, he's usually pretty pretty casually dressed,
but it's been most weekends he's getting nicely dressed, like
getting clothes from the cleaners, nicely dressed. It's odd.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay, that's a little weird. Have you asked him about that?
Speaker 13 (17:51):
Yeah, he was just saying something like he feels better
when he dresses nice and he's like, okay, well might
have okay, great, you look great. He's got reasons for everything,
and I don't really have proof of any reason. Why
would be lying or but my friends all think something's up,
so that's why I'm calling.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
That makes me feel uncomfortable too, Like if you're if
you're talking to your friends about it, usually they're the
ones that are can hold up the mirror. Yeah, is
the act normal towards you, like, aside from being super
sketchy when you ask him questions.
Speaker 13 (18:23):
Well, he's like fighting his phone. Like the other day
I went to reach for something and he like grabbed
his phone really quickly, which I thought was weird. But yeah,
just like a lot more time in the bathroom, and
a lot more time primping, and just a lot of texting.
And I saw snapshot on his phone, so like my
(18:44):
friend said, that might be a thing. I don't have snapshot.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Uh yeah, yeah, snapchat is a big one.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
I've caught him like taking selfies, which I thought was
weird because I'm not getting those selfies.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah weird, Yeah that is weird. Yeah, that is really weird.
And you haven't really liked asked him about any of this.
Speaker 13 (19:01):
No, I mean I've mentioned at all, but he explains it,
and I'm like, okay, I guess that's like reasonable. You're
dressing up because you want to feel better, You're taking
selfies because you feel you look nice. You know, your
friends want to go to a nice Italian restaurant. Like,
none of it to me sounds like he's actually doing
anything bad. But my friends are very very convinced. And
Snapchat's just like a social app, so maybe I'm I
(19:25):
don't know, Yeah, you're thinking it hopefully.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I mean I don't know all that. I mean, you know,
saying that he was somewhere else than he was, you know,
saying that he went somewhere when he was actually an
Italian restaurant. I mean that's kind of shady to me.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I mean, yeah, who goes to an Italian restaurant doesn't
bring their girlfriend back?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
To me, boss, I'm just saying, yes, I.
Speaker 13 (19:44):
Did not get left over.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Ah yeah, well we'll see if we can figure it out.
For you will play a song come back, and then
you already told us what a grocery store. He's a
rewards card member at so We'll pretend to be from
the grocery store and tell him that every single month
we two is one Lucky Rewards member who gets a
free gift from us just for being such a low customer,
and his flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
(20:06):
all right, we'll get you to catch a cheater right
after this.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheeter and
if you're just joining us, Kayla is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Dylan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and presid to be from the grocery store that he's
a Rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our florial department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Kayla or to somebody else.
(20:35):
But before we do that, Kayla, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick?
Speaker 13 (20:40):
Okay, I've been dating Dylan for two years. He's been
acting a little strange. My friend's convinced me to call in.
He's been really secretive with his phone. He's been dressing nicer,
he's got snapshot he's taking selfie's and not sending them
to me. I found a receipt stating that he wasn't
or I thought he was, so he much a nice
(21:00):
Italian restaurant. Anytime I've mentioned anything, he's got a reasonable answer.
So I'm not really sure what it is. But my
friends urged me to call.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 13 (21:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Hello, Hi, this.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Is horrible calling from I was looking for Dylan.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Oh this is it.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Hi, Dylan, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say thank you
for being such a loyal customer and a rewards card
member with us.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You're this month big winner.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Congratulations, right, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
What did I win? Exactly?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Oh maybe you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift from us, and this month
it's free flower delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States from our new and improved floral apartment.
You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. It's the three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
Actually, oh my goodness, that's uh, that's pretty people in
a snow catch No catch, that's awesome, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
And it's really simple.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
What I would need from you first will be the
first and last name of the person, and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 10 (22:27):
Okay. I want to send these to a lease.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
A lease, yes, okay, And is there anything you want
to put on a card?
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (22:41):
Surprise.
Speaker 15 (22:43):
And it's been wonderful to get to know you better
and look forward to spending more time.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Okay, great, got that, And now I should probably let
you know that this is actually a radio show.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's called The Jewel Show. Yeah, him, Nina, Hi, thanks.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
For My name is Jubel and your girlfriend of two
years Kayla is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Wow, who's the least Dylan, You're you're looking to spending
more What does that mean? You're looking before to spending
more time?
Speaker 6 (23:13):
Dylan?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We do a segment on the show called to Kacheteta,
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around to see you, this in flowers.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Too, So what's going on here? Seriously, don't touch.
Speaker 13 (23:23):
Them because I've been feeling uneasy. You won't talk to me.
You're super sketched. You're hiding your friend. Who is the
least Elise?
Speaker 10 (23:32):
Look, I I don't really know what's going on right now.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
What do you mean, Dylan, who is the least? Answer
the question? Who is elite?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Elise is? She's a friend from work. Look, we've been
meeting up with a group of saturdays to talk about
a side project, like you know, starting a podcast. Well,
she happens to be the most consistent one who shows up.
I was just I was just being not.
Speaker 13 (23:57):
To spend more time with you. That is more than
that is.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
It's it's what braze, you know, It's just it's just
something you say with the podcast. I didn't get the
finish we get to say with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So you send flowers to somebody that has a podcast.
Speaker 10 (24:17):
Look, I mean it's these are They're not like bright
red roses or anything like that. It's just a simple
thank you because she's been the only one showing up.
It looks like it just might be us and maybe
one other person.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I also said thirty six long ster red roses. Yeah,
so they are here.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
They were.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, it doesn't sound legit, Dylan, Okay.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
Why have you never mentioned the podcast? And why have
you been lying? Why are you so secretive?
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Look, I just didn't want to hype it up. Okay,
it's not as it's not a serious podcast yet. We're
just trying to begin this. I didn't want to hype
it up. You know, I don't think it's you know,
I wouldn't be doing it if I don't know. Look,
I know this is how I know. It looks bad. Okay,
it's honestly just a podcast. There's nothing going on. Okay,
(25:06):
you've got to believe me.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It's two years.
Speaker 10 (25:09):
We've been really happy. Why would I cheat on you?
Come on?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Would a last say that there's nothing going on?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Too?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (25:17):
Okay, I believe you.
Speaker 10 (25:19):
No, you don't you want to call her?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
He says it. We've been together for two years. I
trust him.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I love the It sounds sounds sketch to me.
Speaker 13 (25:30):
Look, you guys don't know him. Okay, he wouldn't lie
to me. So if he says he's not doing it,
then he's not doing it.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Neil, you called us for a reason I did, and.
Speaker 13 (25:41):
He's explaining himself, so we're hearing him out. Is that
not the purpose of the entire show?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Oh yeah, but it definitely the story doesn't really jive
with you. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (25:52):
Look, just because you guys tend to pick partners does
take your own baggage and apply it to yourself. It
has nothing to do with me. You're supposed to help people.
This is not helping. This is this is hearing.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It's not judging. You're just trying to have your back.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Girl.
Speaker 13 (26:06):
You're trauma dumping on us.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Look you know what, Kayla, I love you and you
know I would never cheat on you. I have everything
I have.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
There's no reason.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
And you know to this whatever radio show you guys have,
I was gonna have you on the podcast. Don't be
putting stuff with my girlfriend's head. You have a podcast.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
About that, Please put us on a podcast. I've never
bet on a podcast before.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
I would love to you your big radio show. Huh.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Well, okay, Kayla, I'm glad you found out that he's
he's not cheating.
Speaker 13 (26:40):
Then yeah, no, he's being honest and I trust him
whole hardly. You guys should all do therapy though, because
clearly you don't know anything about romantic relationships.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, all right, well don't call us back when you
find out he is cheating on you.
Speaker 13 (26:55):
All right, Thanks a lot for everything.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Juble shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Am I going to a tall chie?
Speaker 7 (27:06):
A large black coffee?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Large black coffe?
Speaker 11 (27:09):
Do you mean a venty?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
No?
Speaker 6 (27:10):
I mean a large?
Speaker 11 (27:11):
He means Aventi?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, the biggest fun you that Venti is large? No
vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
In fact, tall is large, and.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Doesn't mean large.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
It's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, and let's meet
today's contestant for you verus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Rachel. What's up, Rachel? How are you?
Speaker 6 (27:43):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 13 (27:49):
I think so? Ooh you think it usually.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Usually you do pretty good. Did you do good yesterday?
Speaker 14 (27:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Because I did terrible?
Speaker 13 (27:59):
I did that was the day, all right, that's why
I'm excited for today.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
But that means that I'm starting low. So there's only
one way to go.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yeah, if you set the bar low enough, there's nowhere.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
To go but up. Exactly right.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's like, yeah, acts are for fools, exactly all Are
we gonna send Victoria out in the studio?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
What's that? Rachel?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
I just said that.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
That's for me as well. I've never played before, so oh,
there you go from here.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
All right, so half of a right answer is all
you need today to feel good? All right, here we go.
Victoria's leaving the studio, and here's how the game is played.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go, Rachel. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda
game series? What is the national sport of Canada?
Speaker 13 (28:52):
Fucky?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
What does the H and H two O stand for?
You did in which us state. Would you find the
Grand Canyon.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
Arizona?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Who was the first person to set foot on the moon?
Speaker 13 (29:07):
Neil Armstrong?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
What famous building did King Kong climb in the original
nineteen thirty three film.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
And got that.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and Rachel
while she's getting ready and putting her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you. If you woke up one
morning with gills, would you tell anybody about it or
keep it a secret?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What?
Speaker 13 (29:30):
I would totally tell everyone about it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, jump in the water, text me and study me.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Say that again.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Sounds like she's underwater.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, sounds like now she's got guilts. It happened.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
But what did you say?
Speaker 13 (29:45):
No one could kiss me?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh yeah, because you jump into the water.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah, you would have to pay bills.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Again.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I would tell very few people that I had gills. Yeah, yeah,
when they want everybody knowing.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well, you'd be like a mermaid then a murmurman, yeah, murman, Yeah,
google them.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
All sorts of things going through my head right now, okay,
probably just move along, ye all right, here we go. Yeah,
thirty seconds Victoria to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Rachel outright to win? Okay, yep, and Rachel,
you can tell Victoria win.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
To go.
Speaker 13 (30:23):
Ready.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda
game series Zelda? What is the national sport of Canada's soccer?
What does the age I met Mayne hockey? What does
the H and H two O stand for hydrogen? In
Which US state would you find the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Ry Kenyon?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Think, think, think, thank, thank, thank, thank.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
No matter.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Who was the first person to set foot on the moon. Oh, yeah,
that's biking Armstrong. Wait, that is Dij's up next?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
What famous building did King Kong climb in the original
nineteen thirty three film.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh crap, I'm bar say building? Did I get that right?
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (31:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Butt's find out.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Producer, Brad, I.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
Did give you Victoria one that I don't I don't
actually know what your answer was because it was nine
half words.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
I did give it to you, though. You got three? Correct? Yeah,
Rachel got four?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Serious, Rachel, you did it?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Beat Victoria congratulations. Why you got Little Wayne tickets too?
Thank you, You're welcome. All right, let's get the answers now.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
In Nina, the main character's name in the Legend of
Zelda game series is.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Link whoa, that's messed up.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
The national sport of Canada is lacrosse. Oh dang it
h and HO stands for hydrogen. The US state where
you'll find the Grand Canyon is Arizona. Neil Armstrong was
the first person to step foot on the moon. The
Empire State Building was the famous building King Kong climbed
in the original nineteen thirty three films, Danks.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
You got all those ride then, pretty much?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Congratulations Rachel, Thank you, Rachel, you believe that moon landing stuff.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Here we go, Rachel's literally calling from them.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Completely made up, completely made up. All right, Rachel, thank
you for playing. We play you verse Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is dm us
at the Jubile Show or go to the jubilshow dot
com and your phone. Prank happens every single hour on
the twenties. Your next one is coming up right after this,
and then right after that is Nina's what's trending. Also,
(32:29):
remember the Juble Show live on stage this Sunday at
the Tacoma Comedy Club. You can get your tickets if
you just go to our website, the Jubilshow dot com
and click on on stage or Tacoma Comedy Club dot com.
But that's this Sunday, June twenty second. Come hang out
with us live at Tacoma Comedy Club.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Kayla is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she's been with her boyfriend Dylan for two years,
but now she thinks that he might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can catch him. If he
is the first it's Kayla, Sorry, you have to come
on the show this way.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Why do you think Dylan might be cheating on you?
Speaker 13 (33:04):
I think there's some signs. He's been really secretive. He's
hiding his phone, he's texting a lot, he's been getting
really dressed up on weekends and just claiming he's grabbing
drinks with the guys. I've been finding receipts. There was
a receipt from a really nice Battalian restaurant in his car,
and that night I thought he was going to be at.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
A sports bar.
Speaker 13 (33:27):
I did ask him about it, and he kind of
shrugged it off and said, LANs changed. So I don't know.
I feel like there's signs, but there's nothing clear that's
obvious to me.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Did you know who he was going to the sports bar,
Italian restaurant whatever with?
Speaker 13 (33:42):
It was supposedly the guys, Like I thought he was
just hanging out with his friends.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Did you confront the guys?
Speaker 13 (33:49):
No? Dylan kind of made it seem like it was nothing,
so I didn't want to come off as like crazy girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
So does he not usually get dressed up when he
goes out with the guys? That's a new thing.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
That's a new thing. Yeah, he's usually pretty pretty casually dressed,
but it's been most weekends he's getting nicely dressed, like
getting clothes from the cleaners, nicely dressed. It's odd.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Okay, that's a little weird. Have you asked him about that?
Speaker 13 (34:15):
Yeah, he was just saying something like he feels better
when he dresses nice. And he's like, okay, well might
have Okay, great, you look great. He's got reasons for everything,
And I don't really have proof of any reason why
would be lying or but my friends all think something's up,
so that's why I'm calling mm hm.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
That makes me feel uncomfortable too, Like if you're if
you're talking to your friends about it, usually they're the
ones that are getting hold up the mirror. Yeah, is
the act normal towards you, like, aside from being super
sketchy when you ask him questions.
Speaker 13 (34:46):
Well, he's like hiding his phone. Like the other day,
I went to reach for something and he grabbed his
phone really quickly, which I thought was weird. But yeah,
just like a lot more time in the bathroom and
a lot more time and just a lot of texting.
And I saw a snapshot on his phone, so like
(35:07):
my friend said, that might be a thing. I don't
have snapshot.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, snapchat is a big one.
Speaker 13 (35:14):
I've caught him like taking selfies, which I thought was
weird because I'm not getting those selfies.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, yeah, that is weird. Yeah, that is really weird.
And you haven't really like asked HI about any of this.
Speaker 13 (35:25):
No, I mean I've mentioned at all, but he explains
it and I'm like, Okay, I guess that's like reasonable.
You're dressing up because you want to feel better, You're
taking selfies because you feel you look nice. You know,
your friends want to go to a nice Italian restaurant. Like,
none of it to me sounds like he's actually doing
anything bad. But my friends are very very convinced, and
Snapshot's just like a social app, So maybe I'm I
(35:48):
don't know, Yeah, you're thinking it hopefully.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I mean I don't know all that. I mean, you know,
saying that he was somewhere else and he was, you know,
saying that he went somewhere when he was actually an
Italian restaurant. I mean that's kind of shady to me.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I mean, yeah, who goes to an Italian restaurant doesn't
bring their girlfriend back? Me balls, I'm just saying, yes,
I did not get left over.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Ah yeah, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. We play a song come back, and
then you already told us a grocery store. He's a
rewards card member at so we'll pretend to be from
the grocery store and tell him that. Every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us just for being such a loyal customer
and his flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
(36:30):
all right, we'll get you to catch a cheater right
after this.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater and
if you're just joining us, Kayla is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Dylan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our florid department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Kayla or to somebody else.
(36:59):
But before we do that, Kayla, why don't you break
down your situation again real quick.
Speaker 13 (37:03):
Okay, I've been dating Dylan for two years. He's been
acting a little strange. My friend's convinced me to call in.
He's been really secretive with his phone, he's been dressing nicer,
he's got scraphat he's taking selfies and not sending them
to me. I found a receipt stating that he wasn't
where I thought he was, so he went to a
(37:23):
nice Italian restaurant. Anytime I've mentioned anything, he's got a
reasonable answer. So I'm not really sure what it is,
but my friends urged.
Speaker 6 (37:34):
Me to call.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 13 (37:39):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for Dylan. Oh this is like, Hi Dylan, Please don't
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling to say thank you for being such a
loyal customer and a rewards card member with us. You're
this month big winner. Congratulations, something for me?
Speaker 6 (38:11):
All right, thank you? Thank you? What do I went exactly? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Maybe you didn't know.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift from us, and this month
it's free flowers delivered to anybody that you want within
the fifty United States from our new and improved floral apartment.
You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. It's the three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
Actually, oh my goodness, that's uh yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
In the catch, no catch, that's awesome, okay.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
And it's really simple. What I would need from you
first will be the first and last name of the person,
and then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 10 (38:51):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
I want to send these to a lease.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
A lease, yes, okay, and is there anything you want
to put on a card?
Speaker 10 (39:03):
Sure, surprise.
Speaker 15 (39:06):
And it's been wonderful to get to know you better
and look forward to spending more time.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Okay, great, got that, And now I should probably let
you know that this is actually a radio show. It's
called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubel. And your
girlfriend of two years, Kayla is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13 (39:29):
Wow, who's the leased Dylan? You're looking to spending more
What does that mean? You're looking before to spending more time?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
Dylan.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
We do a segment on the show called to katchachiea
where if you think your significant other might be messing
around to see you this in flowers too, So.
Speaker 10 (39:43):
What's going on here?
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Seriously, don't touch.
Speaker 13 (39:46):
It them because I've been feeling uneasy. You won't talk
to me, You're super sketched, you're hiding your foot. Who
is the least, Elise?
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Look I I don't really know what's going on right now.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
What do you mean?
Speaker 13 (40:02):
Who is the least? Answer the question? Who is a leaf?
Speaker 6 (40:06):
Lae is.
Speaker 10 (40:08):
She's a friend from work. Look, we've been meeting up
with a group of saturdays to talk about a side project,
like you know, podcasts. Look, she she happens to be
the most consistent one who shows up. I was just
I was just being not.
Speaker 13 (40:21):
To spend more time with you. That is more than.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
That is.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
It's what braz you know. It's just it's just something
you say. But the podcast I didn't get the finish
we get to save with the podcast.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
So you send flowers to somebody that has a podcast.
Speaker 10 (40:41):
Look, I mean it's these are They're not like bright
red roses or anything like that. It's just a simple
thank you. Because she's been the only one showing up.
It looks like it just might be us and maybe
one other person.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
I also said thirty six longsme Red Roses. Yeah, so
they are sure they were. Yeah, it doesn't sound legit, Dylan.
Speaker 13 (41:00):
Okay, why have you never mentioned the podcast? And why
have you been lying? Why are you so secretive?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
Look, I just didn't want to hype it up. Okay,
it's not as it's not a serious podcast yet. We're
just trying to begin this. I didn't want to hype
it up. You know, I don't think it's you know,
I wouldn't be doing it if I don't know. Look,
I know this is how I know. It looks bad. Okay,
it's honestly just a podcast. There's nothing going on. Okay,
you've got to believe in It's two years, we've been
(41:33):
really happy. Why would I cheat on you? Come on?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Would a last say that there's nothing going on too?
Speaker 6 (41:39):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (41:40):
Okay, I believe you.
Speaker 10 (41:42):
No, you don't you want to call her?
Speaker 13 (41:45):
He says that we've been together for two years. I
trust him.
Speaker 10 (41:48):
I love Tailor.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It sounds Look, you guys don't know him.
Speaker 13 (41:55):
Okay, he wouldn't lie to me. So if he says
he's not doing it, and he's not doing it, Neil.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
You called us for a reason.
Speaker 13 (42:04):
I did, and he's explaining himself, So we're hearing him out.
Is that not the purpose of the entire show?
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, but it definitely the story doesn't really jive with you. Yeah.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
Look, just because you guys tend to pick partners to show,
take your own baggage and apply it to yourself. It
has nothing to do with me. You're supposed to help people.
This is not helping. This is this is hearing.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
It's not judging. You're just trying to have your back. Girl.
Speaker 13 (42:30):
You're trauma dumping on us.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
Look you know what, Kayla, I love you and you
know I would never cheat on you.
Speaker 6 (42:37):
I have everything I have.
Speaker 10 (42:38):
There's no reason and you know to this whatever radio show,
uh you guys have, I was gonna have you on
the podcast. Don't be putting stuff with my girlfriend's head
on a podcast about that?
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Please put us on a podcast. I've never bet on
a podcast before. I would love to do on your.
Speaker 10 (42:56):
Big radio show.
Speaker 6 (42:57):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Well, okay, hey, Kayla, I'm glad you found out that
he's he's not cheating then.
Speaker 13 (43:04):
Yeah, no, he's being honest and I trust him. Who hardly.
You guys should all do therapy though, because clearly you
don't know anything about romantic relationship.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Okay, all right, well, don't call him back when we
find out he is cheating on your.
Speaker 13 (43:18):
All right, thanks a lot for everything.
Speaker 11 (43:23):
The Jewel Shows. To catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Prepare for your mind to be blown.
Speaker 10 (43:29):
And boom goes the dynamite.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
That's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Because scientists have finally solved one of life's biggest questions,
and it's one of the things that has been the
source of heated Internet debates for years.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
What is it? I bet you'd like to know.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Toilet paper rolls were invented more than one hundred and
fifty years ago. Wow, really, it's not that long ago. Actually,
we think about it anyways, really long and as long
as they've been around, the question of the right way
to put it on the holder been the source of
disagreements all.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Over the world. There's no disagreement there. Yeah, it's just over.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Always.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Well, there's the over position where the next square the
toilet paper is facing the user, and then there's the underposition,
where the next square is facing the wall. And people
have debated for years, especially on the Internet, heated debates
about what the best way to put toilet paper on
the role is okay, And scientists finally sat down and
(44:27):
crunched the numbers and figured out what the correct answer
is to this question.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
How do you make that list of the pros and
cons of each?
Speaker 11 (44:34):
Like?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
What are you studying? I don't get it.
Speaker 7 (44:36):
Well.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Scientists finally settled the debate and have declared that the
under method is actually the safer and more effective method
for the toilet paper rolling.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
They won't touch the ground. I thought under was called over,
but now I'm really.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
Saying I've had had him backwards?
Speaker 4 (44:53):
But under it doesn't touch the ground.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
You just got to keep it up, I know.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
But a lot of the times, especially in public restrooms,
if you have the situation going on, it touches the ground. Yeah,
but then you got a rip and then you touch
it as many times as if it was over.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
But then it doesn't get stuck. If the if you
have it the over, it gets stuck in the thing
and then you can't actually pull it.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
Scientists are trolling.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Is this is the problem? It starts a debate?
Speaker 1 (45:15):
Will scientists say the under method is actually safer and
more effective?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
And here's why?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
They say that the over orientation requires a second hand
to touch the role. Yeah, which means there's no risk
of contamination before we wipe because and more potential risk
of infection. There is more handling of the toilet toilet
paper roll from the over position and the under position,
there is less likely to be a whole roll contamination.
(45:40):
So if you're doing the over the over method, you
got a whole role contamination going on.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Why do you ever need two hands to get your
toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Because it gets stuck in the thing like so, yeah,
I do use like the second hand to like pick
up the other one, that one that's like sitting on
top of it at a public restroom to pull it out.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Okay, well let's talk about it your house.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
When your house and you have the weird under instead
of the over like normal people, then you actually need
two hands to get it.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Well, when it's over, I have a whole other issue
because then my cat messes with it, so then the
whole thing ends up touching the ground.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Anyways, that's only for cat ladies.
Speaker 7 (46:12):
That doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
The thing is, I've never had to use two hands
ever with any toilet paper, So I don't understand this
argument at all. First of all, Second of all, you
don't go for the toilet paper first, you go for
the wipes.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
That's a wipes around.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I don't think they took that an account with its stifle.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
That's not very scientific. But I'm not going to have
a stack of wipes right next to the toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
But that's because you're a dude.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
So the only time you use toilet paper, the wipes
will definitely come in handy For women, you don't need
the wipes every time.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh, that's right, you use toilet We'll also say that
seventy percent of people prefer the over position. Yeah, but
the under position is actually the correct scientific way to do.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
It, so they're wrong.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Which you know, like when you have it on the
overt and you are like putting on a fresh roll,
you can fold it all nice or make like a
little rose, and then when you go into your bathroom,
it's all nice and clean, it's all cute. If you
have it under you can't have a cute little design
on the top of the toilet paper roll.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
We know, dang weell, you're not sitting there making a
design for the toilet pap.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
You don't know, dang well, because I sure am I
shure I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
I like my environment to be a very specific way.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Has the time it should be doing that at home
without guests coming over.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
It takes two seconds to fold it. All you're doing
is folding into a little triangle. I don't do anything fancy.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
You do that every time? You know, when I.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Put on a new roll, it's like, this feels nice.
You know you fold it. You got new fluffy towels,
you got everything all set, so now you got.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Your perfect little role. It was nice when you go
into a bathroom and they have it folded like that. Yes,
I didn't read to my own though.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
It makes you feel a certain kind of way. Don't
you want to feel good when you go into your
own bathroom.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
I don't have time. I got to hurry up, do
whatever I.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Have to do withthing.
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Go.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I got things to do, people to see. What like
what Sarah at your window? I mean, hey, that's like
things to see. Put a costume on your cat? Things
to do? That happened? She sent us a picture group
chat last night. None of the respond I was busy,
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Scientists say that if you've been doing the overtechnique for
your toilet paper, which people have debated about for years.
You're actually doing it wrong. You should be doing the
under method because it's less dirty. But also you're going
to the bathroom. So I just assume everything is fielsy
no matter what I do, no matter how you do it,
there's really no pain way to do it.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Jubles Dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
little secret.
Speaker 13 (48:33):
Yeah. Yeah, So I was hanging out with my best
friend at my place. We're just kind of joking around
and we ordered food from this place near me and
she just dared me to flash the delivery eye and
so at the time it was really funny and so
(48:54):
it was like so ridiculous, and I did and he
kind of like, I was like, oh, I'm so sorry,
ha ha ha. I was kind of joking and whatever.
And he was with this really hot guy who was
talking to us afterwards, and I gave him my number,
like I just, you know, was like whatever. And my
dirty little secret is that my husband is a way
(49:19):
for work a lot. And I didn't think this was
a bad idea, Like just to stay in touch with
the hot delivery guy was sort of like a fantasy
kind of thing, and it was so silly. I mean,
we had had a lot of wine too at that point.
But yeah, and there's a little more to it if
you care.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I mean, you can't stop there.
Speaker 13 (49:42):
So my husband's been gone a couple more trips and
I ordered more takeout, and that's kind of where it's
been going. So yeah, I don't know how much longer
I'm going to do this, but for now it's kind
of exciting.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Wait, so I just to be clear, it's not just
take out, right, it's take out?
Speaker 6 (50:00):
Clink?
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Or is it just take out?
Speaker 13 (50:02):
And you're like, Hi, no takeout? And then he comes over.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, this is definitely the plot to
one of those films on the Hub.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
So yeah, are you hooking up with him or are
you just flashing him? No?
Speaker 13 (50:16):
Now we're looking up.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
To make sure I was clear on that. Well, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (50:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (50:27):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how long I can
keep it going, but right now it's kind of exciting.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Just wait untill your husband comes hout and he orders
take out?
Speaker 7 (50:35):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (50:36):
And it's that guy, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
He's coming over with expectations, you know what I'm saying.
So he shows up in the door in some sort.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
Of interesting suit.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, and he's like and the guy's like what.
Speaker 1 (50:52):
One of the husband's like yay. Then before you know it,
he's doing the same thing. Attle secret, Thank.
Speaker 11 (51:04):
You, what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. It's time for Nina's
what's trending?
Speaker 3 (51:12):
It's been a little bit since we checked in on
this topic, But is there a celebrity, athlete, political figure,
anybody that you love so much that you would buy
anything they had their name on?
Speaker 8 (51:21):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Maybe possibly? Yeah, I can't imagine doing that depends who.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Well you mean, maybe Victoria Taylor Swift put her name
on anything, you would buy it.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
I have been thinking of Taylor's.
Speaker 2 (51:33):
Well, why don't you say it? Well, because I mean,
I don't know. I got to be smart.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
With all we can entire half a warder with Sabrina
Carpenter nonsense as well.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
No I have.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
In fact, I think your answer is literally anything all
of them.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
If they're cute, why would I not buy it?
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Well?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
The options keep growing because President Trump just announced that
he will now have his own new wireless phone called
Trump Mobile.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Have you heard about this.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
No, Trump Mobile will have plans that start at forty
seven forty five, making reference to the fact that he
was both the forty fifth and forty seventh president. You'll
be able to keep your existing phones if you decide
to go with Trump Mobile. And they're also rolling out
a gold phone for four hundred and ninety nine dollars
dubbed the T one later this year.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Is part of services.
Speaker 7 (52:21):
Oh I heard it only works on the T one.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
No, you can use your existing phones right now. What
the T one the new gold phone? Oh, that is
the phone T like as in Trump one Tall.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
The first time a president has lost a business while they're.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
In office, like that, like a cell phone.
Speaker 7 (52:35):
It's not legal.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
I didn't think so. I didn't think it was legal.
Speaker 7 (52:38):
My guess is that the Trump organization is launching this.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Oh, and it's his son, it is it is it's
the it's the business organization that's doing it, and it's
both of his sons. And it doesn't stop there. The
forty five to forty seven collaboration is growing. You'll now
also be able to get an instant pot just in
time for the fourth of July. Actually, no, not in time.
It is released on the fourth of July. Because America,
that's cool.
Speaker 4 (53:00):
An instant pot like collapse.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
It's like that he did like a collaboration.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
You gotta understand, the person who's the president of the
United States right now used to sell steaks with his
name on them.
Speaker 7 (53:09):
Yeas, yes, stakes, Yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (53:12):
Mean he's a businesses business family will sell literally anything, yeah,
that they can put their name on for real.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
The interesting thing is that a portion of the profits
are going to go to the Trump Presidential Library. And
apparently this is very unusual because that usually happens by
nonprofit entities that typically fundraise after a president in his left.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
Office got to get them tax right offs. I am
kind of I just have a question.
Speaker 4 (53:34):
So when you're in office, you still have an organize,
You can still have an organization that basically does everything
for you.
Speaker 7 (53:40):
It's a real gray area, my friend.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Yeah, that's a big gray area. But supposedly, like he's
not involved in it, right, it's his sons that run it.
Speaker 7 (53:47):
Supposedly, Yes, it's.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Business organization, that's what they're called.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Speaking of America, Joey Chestnut is going to be back
at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Are you ready.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
He has won sixteen times games and if you remember
last year, he wasn't able to participate and that was
because he had to deal with impossible foods, you know. Yeah,
so there was a whole type of situation there and
he's like, no, no, I'm so happy to be back.
It's part of American culture, in a huge part of
his life. And Joey Chestnut is ready to eat all
the dogs yet again, hopefully.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Doesn't lose to Kobayashi again. Did he lose to him?
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah, he's lost to a bunch. Okay, Well, she's a beast.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
Well, now we can get really excited because it's gonna
be a real competition.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
Lastly, speaking of competition, the Kendrick Lamar feud should be
over now with Drake.
Speaker 5 (54:36):
Right, But Drake's a loser.
Speaker 3 (54:41):
Well, Drake got upset recently because a Canadian politician attended
Kendrick Lamar's Toronto show, and so he was feeling real
but hurt about that, so much so that the politician
had to apologize to Drake. But now everybody's trolling Drake
because he actually apologized.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
He's so worried about it.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
I don't know, I guess the guy like likes Drake
or something and was feeling bad about it. You so,
everybody's good now except for everybody's laughing at Drake again.
Speaker 2 (55:05):
Apparently they came out in Toronto too for Kendrick.
Speaker 7 (55:10):
Good music.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Actually, Kendrick handled it really well though I don't know
if you sign any of the videos, but they were like,
do it again. They wanted to hear the song again,
and they wanted to see Drake go down all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
But Kendrick didn't.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
He paused, He let everybody go nuts after he's saying
not like us, or performed it and moved on.
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Very classy, very class There was a point where it
just becomes sad. You know, if you're Ken Drake, you're
just like I just I can't keep doing this. Kick
them mines down when you please hold me back.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
He's probably saying that now too, because it got worse
and he didn't even do anything just because the guy
showed up to a show.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
That's what's trending.
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