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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is again, your heart is true, You're pala and.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Comf ready if you do, Aby invited everyone and pull.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Off the mic just a little.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.
By Welcome to the Jubil Show with your drunk hand,
Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
(00:42):
And who could forget our producer Brad, He's a dad.
Hey there, Tiger. And then there's me. I'm Jewbil and
this is the Jewbil Show and this is the time
of week where we check in and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Have you ever steered a skin tag off of your friend?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Hello? What?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Okay? So I will.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Just start by saying, hey, what's a skin tag? Female
friendships are sacred.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We do anything for each other.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And really, I got a call on my way home
yesterday and my girl's like, hey, I need you to
come over right now.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And I was like, why, what's up.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
She's like, I need the skin tag removed and it's
like a mole that like flops like a flopt mole.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It was like a floppy hole.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
And how do you know it's not a mole.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I mean, I don't know if it's a skin tag
versus a mole.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And it just like wasn't even a few.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah kind of I can can just flop around.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I could barely see it, by the way.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But she got this little tool that she found on TikTok,
and she's like, I need you to come over and
get this thing off.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
We practiced on a banana and that thing was so addicting.
You push, the button just goes. So by the time
I got to her neck, I just went It was
so cool and she was happy, and I got that
skin tag right off, and I was like, what's next?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
What if what if it's like cancer or something.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I don't think it was cancer.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It was just a skin tag cured her cancer.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I got rid of that. Yeah, got rid of the problem.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That's what I'm saying. Female friendships, we are just there.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
You need anything, call me and be like, hey, man,
I have a skin tag on my neck. Will you
come over and help me remove it. I'd be like
we're no longer friends. No, I can't. Sorry, I don't
know you.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yes, absolutely, I got you.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, she made me a bageld of cream cheese and
a glass of champagne afterwards, so it was worth it.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Skin tag removal party? What a cope? All right, Victoria?
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well, guys, I posted on my story yesterday that a
man hit on me in the Costco parking lot yesterday,
parking lot. Whoa, And he also asked for my number,
mind you, I gave it to him. That was a
bad idea, But I didn't realize this man. When I
pulled into the parking lot, he was standing outside of
his car, just standing there.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
And then when I came.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Back to my car to leave the parking lot, he
was still standing there.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And that's when he like was like, hey, we had
the same car.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I was like, cool, Like, hold on a second.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Yeah, Victoria, you had the same car as this guy. Yeah,
Victoria drives amidst a Bishi s UV that doesn't existed.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Actually, I've never yeah, I don't think I've ever never
Victoria's car out on the road. It's like a rare thing.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
But it's rare and it's actually kind of awesome.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Well, it was left out of your story on Instagram.
That's important.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
But there are two things that are coming into my mind.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah. One of them that's predator behavior because he waited
for you to come back outside of the store. And
the second is I was very con the other guy
that you're seeing right now. Is he listening to you
talk about the other guy that you met in the
parking lot someone?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I've been on two dates with this man, you know,
but I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Think he listens to the radio.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
He text every day.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
The dude.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The dude waited, Yeah, I didn't realize how long.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Did he wait by your car?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
No, he was waiting by our cars. Were like touching, like.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
The okay, so you're just the tips of your car.
We're touching. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He's like, can we do what our cars?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Were?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You a car accident?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
And you're just not understanding.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Did you go shopping while he was getting insurance information?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
You got in a car accident? And he's like, this
is crazy. I'm not very upset that you ran into
my car, but you have the same car. That's weird,
isn't it. Anyway? Can I get your license, please.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Insurance and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh my god, fine, here's my number. No, but he
really did text me, and I don't I'm not I
don't plan to.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
What did he say?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
He was just hey, Victoria, how was work?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Because then we got into work and he's like, so
like how, like what do you do?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
He asked me. He said, it's like, oh my gosh,
what are you an engineer?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
And I was like, I was like, is it just
what I'm dressed as or my car that just gives
off engineer.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
By I's like, no, I'm not an engineer.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
He has Oh okay.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I was like yeah, sorry, He's like, oh, I was
just wondering.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, anyways, I don't plan a message in him, and
I did realize it was kind of creepy.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
And I don't even know if it's a Costco card.
Actually he was just in the Costco parking lot.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Now that I think about it, the whole thing is weird.
He should not have given him your number.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah, well, I thought about giving.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
The thing people warn against, like he knows that you
have it where you work, he knows your phone number,
you can go your car, which is kind of rare
and weird.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
He has your license.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Plates, Like, what's your address? Yeah, Victoria hands it out.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, produce a Brad, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Pretty Brad?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Are you listening?
Speaker 6 (05:42):
That's a weird way to start a conversation.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
What what? What are you listening? It's a dad joke.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I don't get it. I don't get it, though, I'll
explain it. I thought I might have to. If someone
ever says to you, are you listening? And you say
to them, that's a weird way to start a conversation,
it means you weren't.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Listen exactly, you get it. No, the joke is that
he was listening, but he pretended to not be listening.
Oh right, So it's like admitting to not listening, being like,
you're starting the conversation right now, but I wasn't listening.
That's a very complicated Yeah, it's a complicatedad joke.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Well, listen, not every joke is going to land with
people who just aren't on my level.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Gebell, what's going on with you? What's going on with me?
Is I think that the people who clean my house
might think I'm officially insane. I'm sure they've thought that
for a while, you know, just because I'm me, and
they come in and clean up stuff after me, and
you know, yeah, I leave things out that probably most
(06:40):
people wouldn't leave out for cleaners if they knew they
were coming. But I get my house, please clean once
a week. But something happened the other day that yes.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Pretty just just have anything to do with those samurai
swords I witness you purchasing.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
No, no, it doesn't have to do with those. I
have two rumbas now, you know, those little robot vacuums. Yeah, yeah,
two of them, and I forgot yeah, and I switched
the day where the cleaners come, you know. So I
was unboxing the other one. Jeremy is the upstairs room
BA and Todd is the bathroom, the bedroom roomba.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You have to name them, it's right, This is the
right thing.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, Jeremy had been set up in the house for
a while, you know. And but I got Todd to
vacuum my bedroom and I was unboxing it, and I
was having a conversation with it very loudly. I was
shouting at it. I was letting it know that it
works for me. And his name is Todd and it's
low man on the totem pole and I yelled up
(07:33):
to Jeremy. I said, Jeremy, we have a new robot.
His name is Todd. He'll be down here, but if
he ever acts up, you're in charge when I'm gone.
But both you guys worked for me. You're my cleaning robots.
I tell you what to do, and you vacuum. I
put you on a schedule. You vacuum when I tell you,
(07:54):
and I forgot that. I switched the days. They came
over and I walked downstairs and they were both just
standing there like, and I was like, oh, hey, yeah,
I got some robot vacuums. Are cool. Check them out
if you want what we worked for you. Yes, Jeremy
(08:16):
and Todd. I wasn't talking to you guys. Should we
be nervous