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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You need to leave this city right away. It's the
Jewbil Show. Well, maybe a new study is going viral
that says the city you live in might not be
the right one, and there's an exact city that you
should live in based on the month you were born in. Interesting,
So we'll go over right now so you can see
if you need to move right away. It's the Jubil Show.
And experts say that they're yes, based on your birth month,

(00:24):
I can tell you exactly what city you should be
living in based on the one that you're probably in
right now. Interesting, and people are saying it's shockingly accurate.
So we'll see if it is. If you're born in January,
they say the city that suits you best is Chicago, Illinois.
Why because you're resilient, hardworking and no nonsense, just like

(00:45):
those that were born in the dead of winter. I
don't know if that's a compliment or not. You're born
in January. You're very cold inside a little bit, so
that's probably where you can handle fun though it says
if you were born in January, you can survive anything.

(01:05):
Text in four one six one. Is this accurate about you?
Experts say that based on your birth month, you might
not be living in the right city, and this is
the right city for you if you're born in February.
If you're born in February, Portland, Oregon is the place
you should live, it says, because you're quirky, imaginative, and
independent and you were built different, just like Portland.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Just like the month of February.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, right is a weird month.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
My dad's February that does not check our our.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
It says you probably own a pet lizard named Kevin
and make your own de overant.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I like Kevin the lizard. But no.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
If you were born in March, experts say that you
should be living in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Who san Francisco.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
March is your birthday, right, Victoria?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It is why San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, it says you're dreamy, creative, and emotionally intuitive. Ooh,
March matches in Francisco's artistic and techie balance.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh yeah techy? Yeah you like tech stuff?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Who say techy or tacky?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
You feel like that accurately describes where you should be living.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I mean, yeah, I kind of. I like the dreamy
part and I dream a lot daydream night dream Experts.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
To release to serve. A study that's going viral on
what your birth month says what city you should live
in based on your birth month, and people are saying
it's pretty accurate. So text in four one, O six
one if it is accurate for you. If you're born
in April, which is Bruce Brad says, Austin, Texas full

(02:41):
of energy. That's so funny, April born people radiate Austin's
weird and wild spirit.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
He yeah that. Actually, if you were.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Born in May, it says the city best suited for
you to live in is San Diego, California, which I
was born in May. It says you're very chill, old grounded,
and full of good vibes. Many folks bring that sunny
San Diego balance to life.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Oh, I like may they really do? I mean that's
only one part of San Diego.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Just clean outside to It says if you're born in May,
you could be on fire one second and then get
fired right away and you'd still be like, no worries,
It's all good.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's just like YouTube in California.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, maybe that's just living in San Diego. Experts released
these things that says what birth month? What your birth month? Says,
I can't. I cannot spit this out of my mouth
every single time I try. Let me try this again.
What city is best suited for you to live in?
Based on your birth month? All right, about twenty tries.

(03:46):
If you're born in June, it says that you should
be in Miami, Florida. Oh, it is because you're a
very social person, expressive and summer loving. June babies light
up the room like that Miami night life. I guess
I can see that, ao, it is so bright there.
If you were born in July, it says that you

(04:08):
the best city for you to live in is New Orleans, Louisiana.
Intere Why because you're deeply emotional, passionate and soulful and
you're just like the heart and rhythm of New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's my older brother.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
But I don't know if that magics.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
In you find his soul if you moved there.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
That's the thing too.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
If you move to some of these places, maybe you
find that that is a yeah, brings it out.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah. So Mandy texted in it four and six months
said they were born in April and they don't like
the fact that it says you should live in Austin.
They were hoping it was Florida. Apparently is where you
should be. We're going over a new study that came
out with says what city is best for you to
live in based on your birth month August? Okay, Nina.

(04:53):
It says that you should be living in Los Angeles, California. Wow. Confident, ambitious,
and center stage ready. August aligns with LA's bright lights
Born to be extra matches. You guys are very similar
in that way. I'm excited for her text in F

(05:14):
one if this actually fits you. September, which is my birthday,
you were you should be in Boston, Massachusetts.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Oh, I don't see you in Boston. I see that.
I could see that.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, okay, I kind of It.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Says around, how do you like them apples? So I
like that.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
It says you're analytical and thoughtful September's September fits Boston's
brainy historical vibe. You you would like to fight over
grammar and yell actually before correcting someone else's life choices. Yeah,
that sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I think you can really find yourself here.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
You have beef with your baris staff for no good reason. Well,
there are some people like briss that I just don't
know why, but we do not get along. If you're
born in October, it says the best city for you
to live in is New York City. My little brother charismatic,
balanced and stylish, October Baby's own NYC's mix of elegance

(06:10):
and edge.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Tell me, who do I know that it's October?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Do you know my little brother?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Your brother?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, the little cutie.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
If you were born in November, it says the city
best for you to live in is Seattle, Washington or
which one? November? November yep says your introspective, intense and
a little mysterious, and you hate the sun.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
That last part.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Says November fits Seattle's moody creative polls.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I feel like that describes Seattle forre you well moody.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
You can disappear for three weeks and still be cool. Definitely,
I do that. Or eight months when you stay inside
and then come out on the sixty days.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Where it's somehow hibernation is fine.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
If you were born in December, it says the best
city for you to live in is Denver, Colorado. Ooh,
your spirited, optimistic, and festive December folks bring that high altitude,
adventurous joy to life.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
You have festive trauma and own it O festive traumas.
I'll never like that. Like that a lot. Yeah, I
got trauma, but his festive trauma party.