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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in It's the double show. Miley Cyrus is
getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Oh.
In celebration of the event, the city of Los Angeles
has renamed it to the Hollywood Walk of Eh. See
how easy it is to create fake news, and that's
why every single week we bring you the segment Real
News or Fake News, where I give you a news
(00:20):
headline from the week and you have to see if
you can tell if it's a real news story or
a fake news story that people actually believe.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Miley is getting a star though she is she is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Also here is the first headline for real news or
fake news. Lobster diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected ride in
wales Mouth. Is that a real news story or a
fake news story that people actually believe?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
This way?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I need this to be real, Nina says. Real Lobster
diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected ride in wales Mouth.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Please, I wanted to be real, Yeah, with the real life.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Moby Dick producer Brad Lobster diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected
ride in whale's mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Everybody knows that whales are very nice. They would have
asked it wouldn't be unexpected. It would have been a
whole planned out thing. This is a fake news story.
This is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
The diver named Michael Packard was caught in a humpback
whale's mouth for about thirty to forty seconds while diving
for lobsters. The whale eventually surfaced and spit him out.
When asked about it, he said, all of a sudden,
I felt this huge shove, and the next thing I
knew it was completely black and I could tell I
was inside of a whale's mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's scary. Whales don'ty people though they spit them out.
It's that fantasy movie. Yeah, it's that.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I could since I was moving and I could feel
the whales squeezing the muscles inside of its mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
One of the accidently swallows you like, doesn't mean to
but just it's an accident. Longer than thirty or forty
seconds before you get out of there. No, yeah, I
think you could get at that point. Now it's now
it's game over.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's just hanging out down there with like old cars
and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Bad whales of eating if I try to drive one out.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news the
segment where I read a news headline from the week
and you have to see if you can tell if
it's a fake news story that people actually believed, or if.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's a real news story.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Naked man tries to steal cars downtown using big wood?
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's real? Mean, I feel like you hear about this
more than you think.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Victoria naked man tries to steal cars downtown using big wood.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm thinking of people in Florida, and so I think
this is real.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, like a real Yeah, producer, Brad Naked man tries
to steal cars downtown using big wood.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Everybody knows it was small wood. This is a fake story.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
This is a real news story. A naked man in
North Carolina tried to steal two cars by yielding a
big wooden post.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Wow, what a strange way to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Way to write the headline, I mean, it says he
was unsuccessful when the first car owner wouldn't get out
of the car because they were laughing. He actually got
in the second car, but ended up shrieking in pain
and running off when he dropped the wooden posts.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
On his explosed lap.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Coups eventually tracked him down down outside of a strip
mall where he was pretending to be a nude statue
in a fountain.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He was on drive. He learned his lesson from the
first one and was like, Hey, I have to get
in the car this time for them to taking me seriously.
Gets in the car, drops the wood. Okay, I can't
out of the one. We gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I would have been able to fool him if I
could appede. Here's another headline for real news or fake news.
The segment where I give you a news headline, you
have to see if you can tell if it's a
real news story or a fake news story. NASA hires
priest to help prepare humans for contact with aliens. Is
that a real news story or a fake news story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
All these NASA headlines have really been messing with me
because I always say they're real, but they're fake.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So fake, Nina saying fake, Okay, Victoria. NASA hires a
priest to help prepare humans for contact with aliens.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm going with fake. We've definitely already met aliens, but
no one should.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We just don't know. Rusa Brad NASA hires priest to
help humans prepare for contact with aliens. The thing about
government budgets are each year, if you don't use them,
you lose them. So they were probably running towards the
end of the fiscal year and they had to spend money,
so they absolutely hired this person.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
This headline is kind of fake, Okay, kind of fake.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So we're all correct. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
NASA actually funded a program at the Center for Theological
Inquiry to explore how different religions might react to the
discovery of extraterrestrial life.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Headlines exaggerated it though, as NASIS hiring priests. That's why
you have to really look up what these stories are about.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Wait, so does scientology already believe in the aliens?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Scientology they believe in sign they believe. I think they
believe like little aliens live inside you and you have
to like cleanse them out of you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Totally clear. I think there was something with aliens in
that religion.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, there is definitely or something like that. Yeah, I
can't think of what they're called, like Theatan's or something.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean, I believe we have people from like inside
out in our brains? Is that the same thing? No? Oh, okay,
cool mature.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I mean it was started by a sci fi writer,
basically a guy who wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
A sci fi writer. It failed.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Military guy then accidentally accidentally, like shot a torpedo at
the US, and then you look into it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He's ridiculous whole religion.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, exactly, alright, that was real.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
News or fake news.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Your phone brank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina's what's trending. It's the
Jewbile Show. It's hits one of six point one
This just in It's the double show. Miley Cyrus is
getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Oh.
In celebration of the event, the city of Los Angeles
has renamed it to the Hollywood Walk of Eh. See
how easy it is to create fake news, and that's
why every single week we bring you the segment Real
News or Fake News, where I give you a news
(00:20):
headline from the week and you have to see if
you can tell if it's a real news story or
a fake news story that people actually believe.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Miley is getting a star though she is she is.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Also here is the first headline for real news or
fake news. Lobster diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected ride in
wales Mouth. Is that a real news story or a
fake news story that people actually believe?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
This way?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I need this to be real, Nina says. Real Lobster
diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected ride in wales Mouth.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Please, I wanted to be real, Yeah, with the real life.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Moby Dick producer Brad Lobster diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected
ride in whale's mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Everybody knows that whales are very nice. They would have
asked it wouldn't be unexpected. It would have been a
whole planned out thing. This is a fake news story.
This is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
The diver named Michael Packard was caught in a humpback
whale's mouth for about thirty to forty seconds while diving
for lobsters. The whale eventually surfaced and spit him out.
When asked about it, he said, all of a sudden,
I felt this huge shove, and the next thing I
knew it was completely black and I could tell I
was inside of a whale's mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
That's scary. Whales don'ty people though they spit them out.
It's that fantasy movie. Yeah, it's that.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I could since I was moving and I could feel
the whales squeezing the muscles inside of its mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
One of the accidently swallows you like, doesn't mean to
but just it's an accident. Longer than thirty or forty
seconds before you get out of there. No, yeah, I
think you could get at that point. Now it's now
it's game over.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's just hanging out down there with like old cars
and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Bad whales of eating if I try to drive one out.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news the
segment where I read a news headline from the week
and you have to see if you can tell if
it's a fake news story that people actually believed, or if.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's a real news story.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Naked man tries to steal cars downtown using big wood?
Is that a real news story or a fake news story?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's real? Mean, I feel like you hear about this
more than you think.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Victoria naked man tries to steal cars downtown using big wood.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm thinking of people in Florida, and so I think
this is real.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay, like a real Yeah, producer, Brad Naked man tries
to steal cars downtown using big wood.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Everybody knows it was small wood. This is a fake story.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
This is a real news story. A naked man in
North Carolina tried to steal two cars by yielding a
big wooden post.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Wow, what a strange way to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Way to write the headline, I mean, it says he
was unsuccessful when the first car owner wouldn't get out
of the car because they were laughing. He actually got
in the second car, but ended up shrieking in pain
and running off when he dropped the wooden posts.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
On his explosed lap.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Coups eventually tracked him down down outside of a strip
mall where he was pretending to be a nude statue
in a fountain.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
He was on drive. He learned his lesson from the
first one and was like, Hey, I have to get
in the car this time for them to taking me seriously.
Gets in the car, drops the wood. Okay, I can't
out of the one. We gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I would have been able to fool him if I
could appede. Here's another headline for real news or fake news.
The segment where I give you a news headline, you
have to see if you can tell if it's a
real news story or a fake news story. NASA hires
priest to help prepare humans for contact with aliens. Is
that a real news story or a fake news story? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
All these NASA headlines have really been messing with me
because I always say they're real, but they're fake.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
So fake, Nina saying fake, Okay, Victoria. NASA hires a
priest to help prepare humans for contact with aliens.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm going with fake. We've definitely already met aliens, but
no one should.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
We just don't know. Rusa Brad NASA hires priest to
help humans prepare for contact with aliens. The thing about
government budgets are each year, if you don't use them,
you lose them. So they were probably running towards the
end of the fiscal year and they had to spend money,
so they absolutely hired this person.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
This headline is kind of fake, Okay, kind of fake.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So we're all correct. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
NASA actually funded a program at the Center for Theological
Inquiry to explore how different religions might react to the
discovery of extraterrestrial life.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Headlines exaggerated it though, as NASIS hiring priests. That's why
you have to really look up what these stories are about.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Wait, so does scientology already believe in the aliens?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Scientology they believe in sign they believe. I think they
believe like little aliens live inside you and you have
to like cleanse them out of you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Totally clear. I think there was something with aliens in
that religion.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, there is definitely or something like that. Yeah, I
can't think of what they're called, like Theatan's or something.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean, I believe we have people from like inside
out in our brains? Is that the same thing? No? Oh, okay,
cool mature.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, I mean it was started by a sci fi writer,
basically a guy who wanted to be.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
A sci fi writer. It failed.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Military guy then accidentally accidentally, like shot a torpedo at
the US, and then you look into it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
He's ridiculous whole religion.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, exactly, alright, that was real.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
News or fake news.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Your phone brank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is Nina's what's trending. It's the
Jewbile Show. It's hits one of six point one
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