The Full Jubal Show from July 3rd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is again, your heart is true, You're.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Peal and a comf Ready. If you do.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Invited everyone and pull off just a little.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk an Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And

(00:41):
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who pops her
head in the window from time to time to ask
if her ferret Nacho can use our freezer to train
for an ice dancing competition he's got coming up.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Our social media producer Gabby. His full name is Nacho
Lee Bray.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
And then there's producer Brad. He's a dad. Hey there sport,
And of course there's me. I'm and this is the
Jewbil Show and this is the time of week where
we check in and see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
So Nina was up with you this week?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well, apparently I have a pure soul and I am
body love girl who I'll tell you So I've talked
about this before but my best friend got married over
the weekend and it was a great party, three days
of non stop joy and love.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
But it was really.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Interesting because anytime I would go and talk to somebody,
most of the parties, including the wedding itself, had kids
there also, And all of the kids, I'm not even
kidding you, the babies, the eight year olds, the everyone,
you name it, for whatever reason, was gravitating towards me.
I'd be talking to this one person, somebody walks by
holding a baby on their hip.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
The next thing I know, the baby's reaching for me,
and I'm like, oh, what is happening. I've never met
you before, kid, And this other kid wants to show
me their dancer.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
So I just I leaned into it. I just played
with all the kids the whole time. But I got
home and I was like, why was I being sea
blocked by.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Every child at this wedding?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Like why did every baby just want their head resting
on my chest? And I was like, okay, So I
googled it, and apparently you googled it.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, I Google.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
The answer to your original question was Google.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, I googled it, and it says that when animals
and babies gravitate towards you as a person. It means
that you have a pure soul and they can sense
it and that you and body love. So they just
you invite that in because they just want to be
loved and feel good. So I was like, you know,
I'm gonna take all of this as the compliment the
baby whisper.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Time, Mom's got some drinking and some other stuff. Auntie's busy.
It was fun and weird. But Victoria was up with
you this week?

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Well, I was hurt by someone on the show last week,
and I don't even think they know, which makes even
more mad. And no it's not Brad, believe it or not,
it's jubile Fresh.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yes, because it couldn't be me.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Well yeah, because you embody all the love and stuff. Exactly,
How did I hurt you, Victoria?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Well, and I want more of an apology.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay, well I got to hear what it is first,
that's fair.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Well, last week we were talking about how I started
playing Words with friends again. It's like an online scrabble thing,
and she was like, oh, that's so cool. I was like, yeah,
you want to play, and he goes, yeah, I'll play.
So I send him the link with my little username
to play me, and you never freaking played.

Speaker 8 (03:22):
I was hurt.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I was like, look, you're mistaken because we have a
game going on right now. Suka, No we don't. Yeah, no,
no we don't. Yeh, yeah we do.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
No, we don't.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I signed up weird and it gave me some weird
generated user name. So I was wondering if Victoria knew
if I was playing it or not. Ye sure, right now, I.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
Have a random game with the Randa.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
What world I'm not playing Words of Friends with anybody else,
is it? It's like a long It's one of those
long z y n g A yeah that's me. Yeah,
so i'm z.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
I was like, I'm so hurt.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
He didn't actually want to play my dad and my
brother in my.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Literally my sister's boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (04:11):
Noah.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I made him blame me.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, so we got a game going on. You just
don't know what's me. I wondered if you did. I
wasn't saying anything because I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
See if you said something about it. One boy.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah, nice use on the word vitals though.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I thought that was Solidoria. It's pretty great. It's our
social media producer Gabby stop, Gabby? What's up with you?

Speaker 8 (04:39):
This week?

Speaker 10 (04:40):
So, my husband moved out from our old house with
the roommates, as you know, and we were just at
home on a Sunday and enjoining our ethen and I
looked at him and I said, gosh, isn't it so
nice to have our own space? And right when I
finished that sentence, I heard the downstairs door open. Buddy,

(05:01):
up comes one of our friends, drunk for some reason,
totally does not get the memo, sits on our couch.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
And talks to us for so we got roommates. Still, Yeah,
I was up with you this week.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
I tried to be a plumber this weekend. I tried.
I spent the entire last weekend trying to fix a
sink because I can't.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I can't figure the plug thing.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
The plug thing won't stay up.

Speaker 11 (05:30):
Not a good hand.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yes it's a plug thing, the plug it will it
will not stay up. So but anyway, I'm drained.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Wow the hand.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
What's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Well, I'm excited for two reasons.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
This week something cool happened and also I think I've
solved a problem that has been bugging me for months now.
But if you don't know I make music now, so
you can check out my music wherever get your mus
just type in my name Jubel Fresh wherever you get
your music. And I just released the song a couple
of weeks ago, but I saw yesterday it got added
to the charts on this Urban Influencer Rap chart thing,

(06:10):
so they actually chart music and it's like they find
a lot of up and coming artists and stuff like that.
So it's actually got added to a music chart. My
last song that I released, called Go Down Moses is
on the charts. But also it solved the issue for
me too, so that's really cool. I'm excited about that
because when you make a song and it gets on
a chart, that's dope.

Speaker 12 (06:28):
Right.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, But they spelled my name wrong, so they got
the first name right, but then they got my last name.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's Jubil Free.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
But I've been wanting to change my last name, and
I've been asking for submissions, like people to help me out,
and I'm like, that's not a bad last name. Maybe
I'll just change it to that. It would be fitting,
It would be very fitting. It would be fitting.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, Fresh to Free. Yeah, sometimes the world just talks
to you.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, exactly, so very excited about that. So thanks to
them for giving me a new last name. You know, like,
I'm not angry they spelled it wrong. I'm just like,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I mean that that would be a remarkably resilient new
last name. It would be Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
So I think I'm gonna change it to that.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Describe it.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
But go check the song out.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Just type in my name what it is right now,
Jewbel Fresh. And then if you go to that chart
and it says Jewel free, just know that's still me.
Your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that is NETA's What's trending. The Jebel
Show is also brought to you by Better Help give
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and get on your way to being your best self.
Your phone Brank is next. It's a Juble show.

Speaker 13 (07:34):
It's another Jubile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hello, I'm ready to build for you.

Speaker 12 (07:49):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Hello, is this Freddy?

Speaker 12 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (07:55):
This is Freddy?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Was it Freddy? I like that name.

Speaker 14 (07:57):
It reminds me of a care from a movie series
that I liked a lot and nightmares. And I'm sorry
I probably get that a lot, don't you.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Freddy?

Speaker 12 (08:12):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Oh? I'm sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is.

Speaker 14 (08:17):
Juniper and I'm calling from Ikea, the Swedish furniture website.
I'm the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today.

Speaker 12 (08:33):
M h okay, and.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I'm very excited to get to work.

Speaker 14 (08:41):
You're from Ikea, Yes, the furniture assembly that you ordered?

Speaker 12 (08:47):
All right?

Speaker 8 (08:48):
What time are you supposed to be at my house?

Speaker 14 (08:51):
Well, it said three o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared
to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery.

Speaker 12 (09:02):
Cutlery what what?

Speaker 8 (09:05):
Why do you need cutlory to assemble furniture?

Speaker 12 (09:07):
Well?

Speaker 14 (09:08):
To open the boxes? I'm assuming you haven't opened the
boxes yet.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I hope not.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
No, I have not white cutlery. Why not like a
box knife?

Speaker 14 (09:20):
I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay
the wood out and let it breathe for a while.

Speaker 8 (09:29):
Dude, I don't know why do you sound like that?

Speaker 12 (09:32):
Like?

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Are you okay? Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm great? Do what I love?

Speaker 14 (09:37):
Every single day I get to put together mom is this.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
How you talk? Is this how you talk? Or are
you like this is starting to freak me out? Oh?

Speaker 14 (09:51):
I don't know why you're freaked out. I just I'm
letting you know that I'm available whenever you need me
to begin work. I just have to get myself out
of the box first, and then I'll get started.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Hold up, what do you mean out of the box.

Speaker 14 (10:08):
It's it's just a term that I use for getting
started on taking all the furniture out of the boxes
and piecing them together in your living room or wherever you.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Want me to be.

Speaker 14 (10:27):
Sometimes they're very frustrating putting together that furniture, isn't it
Sometimes if people get angry when they put it together.
I've seen that before.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Dude.

Speaker 15 (10:40):
I don't know if you're on drugs or what your
problem is, but I'm calling IKEA right now.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
I do not want you anywhere near my house. I
don't want you touching my furniture. I don't want you.

Speaker 15 (10:53):
I don't want you doing anything that has to do
with me. I'm calling them right now and I'm canceling everything.
I will together my own furniture. I don't care how
frustrating it is, But my man, you are not gay
getting inside my house? You are not coming to my house?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Okay, So should I exit the property?

Speaker 16 (11:12):
Then?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
If you don't want me to be putting together.

Speaker 17 (11:15):
You mean should you exit the property? What the hell
does that mean? Are you in my house?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Will? The boxes were delivered yesterday.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Yeah, the boxes were delivered. They're in my house.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (11:29):
What the so you're saying? Are you in one of
the boxes that was.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Delivered, Will?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I thought it'd be a surprise for you, But.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
It's surprise you. Damn right, it's a surprise.

Speaker 14 (11:42):
If you don't want me to put together your furniture,
I can cut myself out using my sharp knives.

Speaker 15 (11:50):
No, I'm gonna call the police right now, right now,
you're all.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
I'm pressing charges.

Speaker 17 (11:57):
I'm calling Ikea. Holy, are you with my house right now?

Speaker 14 (12:02):
If you call I Kia, you may have to give
them a different name because they might not know my name.

Speaker 12 (12:08):
Holy.

Speaker 8 (12:09):
Right now, I'm calling the cops. I'm gonna hang up
right now, the cops.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Freddy, this is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brank on you and your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Casey set you up, good book, it's a joke.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
She said that you guys got some my Kia boxes
the other day and we're waiting for a furniture as
simply person to call you and she wanted to freak
you out.

Speaker 13 (12:36):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Give us just three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know for the day.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's time for Nina's. What's trending? Have you ever asked
a firefighter for a joy ride? Oh? Like in a
fire truck? I thought about it.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Whoa did they give you one? No, if they did,
they weren't supposed to. There's a firefighter that is trending
right now in NYC because.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
He gave hot girls a fire truck ride.

Speaker 12 (13:01):
See.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I think it's cool.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
If like a seven year old is like, hey, mister firefighter,
can I get on your truck?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
You're like sure, but.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
It's you know, a thirty seven year old is like, hey,
mister five fighter, can we get on your truck and
spray champagne on each other?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
What champagne is there?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
But yeah, that does make it more fun. I've always
wanted to slide down the pole. Actually I did do that,
but I was a kid, I wanted to do it
again as an adult anyway. So this guy got suspended
after giving the truck ride to these to these girls.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
They're just rolling around Brooklyn and.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Just like what, Yeah, it's considered fraud, waste and abuse.
Oh yeah, because every mile that truck drives is a
mile taken away from saving a fire.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh, they're suspended over concerns of safety and professionalism. People
did take pictures of the joy ride, which circulated online,
which got inbusted. So very disciplined and suspended. So if
you ask for the joy ride and they say no,
don't get mad. They just aren't supposed to. So wait
till they're set up at those places where you get
to get like the know that how.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Do you just go up to a fire and can
I get a ride around the block?

Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm here crazy.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
They probably didn't think he was gonna say yes, right, really,
that's not their fault. You gotta shoot your shot. And
apparently they were just like, oh really yes, Chagne.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, it's just you know, it.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Goes really good with champagne.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Spicy Spicy mcmuffins will debut at McDonald's next week.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
No, yeah, McDonald's get really good at.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
These like like these little drops, you know what I mean,
it's only a limited time drops, whether it's the McRib
or the snack wraps.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Now it's the spicy mcmuffins.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Wait, what is a spicy McMuffin? Now that I think
about it, they don't have muff They're gonna have muffins.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
It's like the most famous thing they have.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, egg mcmuffins are solid.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
I love like the big macup breakfast bro.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
We had the sausage mcmuffins and the sausage mcmuffins with eggs.
And now what they're doing is they're adding the spicy
mccrispy sauce.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
To it to get a little kick that would go. Really,
I'm not even a muffin.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Why do they call it a McMuffin if it's not.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
A U ive ever heard of a McMuffin Because it's an.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
English I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
It's like, actually, have.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
You really never heard of a m Have you heard
of an English muffin? I have heard of an English
That's what that is. It's not an English muffin though
it's in English.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
I just don't know how you've never heard of an
egg McMuffin from McDonald's, one of the most famous fast
food items ever.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
I used to just get the sausage sandwiches.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I used to survive on that.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Like I call the ones I make at home egg mcmuffins.
And there's not a muffin.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's an English muffin. Dude, why are you arguing this
because it's not like you pick defend Victoria.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Let me defend Victoria a little bit here.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
This is incredible.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Here's the thing though, Here's the thing many people don't know.
Victoria has a very interesting loving relationship with muffins, the
kind that come in like there's love muffin. They have
like the little taper bottom like a muffin, right, like
a muffin. And so she's probably feeling a little bit
weird about calling anything else a muffin. That's true, and
I do want to give her that.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Crag about how much Victoria does love muffins. I love
muffy What can I say that would be fine? This
is not an English muffins.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I understands were never called English muffins, which is an Victoria.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Might disagree that they should.

Speaker 9 (16:11):
Be called a sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I can't have this conversation, conversation. I had a.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Muffin, but I'm getting to be a conversation.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
So annoyed.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I'm so annoyed you're not getting another story. So I'm
sorry to everybody that was into trending because it's ending now,
because Victoria got on my nerves, because that is a
ridiculous statement.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
I just I'm sorry. Also because English trying to argue
when there's no argument. It's not a muffin.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
English muffins have been around forever, probably before a regular muffin.
But that's the question. It was their name first. There's
no question that. I don't know you're instigating right now,
and that is incorrect. I'm just curious about the whole
muffin thing. I mean, all right, this is over now.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I'm going to do research and show you that is
what's trending.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
That's not a muss dude, I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
First day I'm over. He's coming up right after this.
It's the Jewel Show came here, It's Hits one on
six point one.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
The muffin came first.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Answering the important question what came first, the muffin or
the English muffin.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Okay, but still English minds have been around for one
hundred and forty years plus.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Well, muffins have been around probably one fifty plus.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
So we'll get this figured out. Your first day following
were not We're done with this conversation.

Speaker 13 (17:31):
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Speaker 4 (17:39):
Matt is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by somebody named Bria.
So in a minute, we're gonna call her and see
if she tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date the first Matt, how long has
it been, sins you heard from Bria?

Speaker 16 (17:51):
Hey, yeah, you know it's been It's been about a
week now. I gotta be honest in the first time
I'm been ghost since, I'm not really sure if it's
a long.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Time or not.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Ever, Wow, congratulations.

Speaker 12 (18:06):
Than I appreciate that. I try to be selective of
the idea.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
A week is a long time. If you go out
with somebody, usually if they like you, you know, maybe
a couple of days go by where they don't text you,
but they'll get back to you.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Have you tried reaching out?

Speaker 16 (18:20):
I'm hitting about it, just because I wanted to be
like a single you know, thoughtful thing like not exactly
a grand gesture. I don't want to be like a
dork about it, but I do want to make sure
that it is memorable.

Speaker 12 (18:32):
I want to make it, you know. And that's the thing.

Speaker 16 (18:34):
That's what I'm calling it is because I want you
guys to help me out with this. I really don't
know what I'm doing. This is totally new territory for me.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Okay, So you want to get her attention with something
more of a hey, how you do in text?

Speaker 12 (18:45):
Exactly?

Speaker 16 (18:45):
I want to be hyeah, much more of a because
she is dating with intention and I want to make
sure that I am someone who's you know.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
Intention is worthwhile.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's cute. So a picture. Okay, how did you How
did you meet her? And how is the date?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (19:06):
We so we met on Hints and we were talking,
you know, back and forth for a little bit and
making sure that you know, we we really you know, had.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
A feel for one another.

Speaker 16 (19:14):
I saw on Hints her photos where she was hiking,
and that showed me that she's usually active and she
appreciates nature. And that's that's all me. I love that
we went to a rooftop for drinks, you know, right
at sunset, so it was going to have very very
beautiful views. And indeed we got curated to that. That
was great, uh, and it was really romantic. There were plants,

(19:36):
it was it seemed kind of an intimate setting. And
then so I'm glad we were there because we started
just acting like we were on vacation, you know, so
we made up stories for ourselves. We were looking around
us at the different couples of different people, making up
stories for them.

Speaker 9 (19:52):
You know.

Speaker 12 (19:52):
It was a lot of fun, it was, and she
was a lot of fun.

Speaker 16 (19:55):
One of the things that I really appreciate is just
how she beams with everything you or just big smile, laughing,
contagious laughter.

Speaker 12 (20:03):
At that point, we started out.

Speaker 16 (20:05):
You know, what we want and goals and what our
passions are, what drives us, and it seemed it really
really seemed to fit. And this is why I'm concerned
about the ghost thing, because you know, I hope she's
all right. I hope that I didn't come across too strong.

Speaker 12 (20:21):
You know. We ended the day with a hug, like
a nice tight hug.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
It was it seemed promising and so I want to
make sure that everything is kind of how I thought
it was in my head.

Speaker 12 (20:33):
And I don't know. Maybe maybe I messed up. I
hope I didn't.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, it sounds like it went really great for the
most part. Is there anything that happened that could be why?

Speaker 16 (20:43):
I mean, you know, I'm competitive, I'm maybe overally competitive.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
And I asked her if she was seeing other.

Speaker 16 (20:49):
People, you know, just because she said she was dating
with intention, But I want to know kind of how
that went. And yeah, she did say that she was
kind of dating. Didn't sound like there was anything serious
going on. But maybe I just came across as too
intense with how.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I asked, how did you ask?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
As you reached across the table and grab her hand
and stare devid Juryan said, are you seeing anybody else?

Speaker 16 (21:11):
Yi?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I might like it.

Speaker 16 (21:16):
I can't quite remember, so maybe I was in a
bit of an altered state of mind made the duration
that evening okay, So yeah, that might have contributed to it.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Are you crying?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I don't remember any I probably would like that too.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
All right, man, Matt, we'll see if we can figure
it out for you.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
We'll play a song, come back, and then call her
and try to get you another date and find out
where you're getting Goo said.

Speaker 12 (21:44):
Okay, thank you guys, I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
All right, we'll play a song come back, get your
first Day follow Up, Next.

Speaker 13 (21:49):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
If you're just joining us for today's First Day follow up.
Matt is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Bria.
So we're about to call her and see yourself tell
us why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him another date.
But first, Matt, why don't you catch us up on
your situation.

Speaker 16 (22:08):
Yeah, Bri and I went on a date, and you know,
beforehand and met on Hinge.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I was very.

Speaker 16 (22:14):
Attracted to all of her photos. We met up, it
seems like it was going really great. We had a
lot of fun just making up stories about ourselves and
when it came to this fun little gamer playing. But
I feel like I really got to know her. I
was very very attractive to her, and she was basically
like just just sunshine, and so I want to know.

Speaker 12 (22:32):
What happened with it.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Okay, And you think that the reason she might not
be calling you back is because you asked if she
was dating other people.

Speaker 16 (22:39):
Maybe, I honestly don't know, and I'm looking for.

Speaker 12 (22:42):
You guys to help me out with this.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Okay, well, here we go. Are you ready to call her?

Speaker 12 (22:46):
Please? Let's see what's up?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Hi, Man, I speak Tobria. Please, this is she. Hey Bria,
how are you?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
My name is Jeubel and I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Bria, I'm Nina also
on the show.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 7 (23:11):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (23:11):
Hi, there's a lot of people here there is.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
How are you.

Speaker 11 (23:17):
Okay? How are you?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I'm good? Thank you for asking. Have you ever listened
to the show before?

Speaker 11 (23:23):
I have?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Well, we're calling because we do a segment on the
show called the First Date follow Up, where if you
go out on a date with somebody and then you
ghost them, they can email us to call you and
ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 11 (23:35):
A huh.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
So we got an email about you from somebody.

Speaker 11 (23:39):
Yeah, okay, who are you ghosting?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Brian?

Speaker 11 (23:45):
Well, I'm guessing is this Matt?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yes? It is so.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Matt emailed us and we talked to him a little
bit about your date. He really liked you and he
is wondering why you're not calling him back.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
I mean, it feels kind of weird to say, but
I just think he's too pretty. You think he's too
I think, yeah, I think I think he's too pretty.
And I think he knows he's he's a he's a
handsome lad, and that is that was a little bit
of a turnoff for me. Rot well, so, like it

(24:20):
started off, he just kind of seemed to talk a
lot about himself, and he seemed to just always be
catching his reflection in a mirror or a window, just
like seemed very taken with it. And he also was
kind of talking about his Internet presence and how many
followers he has and just like repeated that a few times,

(24:43):
and I just kind of felt like I was wasn't
really being paid attention. You know, it's a first date,
so I expected some questions about me, and he just
kind of seemed to be talking about I'll fit he is,
and like how he's going to start off at this page,
you know, Like I know he we talked about hiking
and like being outdoors and being fit, and like I'm

(25:03):
definitely about that, but like I'm also a person, and
I felt that, Yeah, we we got to talk about
things bigger than internet presence.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
It sounds like he was trying to impress you.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Oh, doesn't it Like he showed up with all of
his toys and was like, look at this is what
I have.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Do you like him?

Speaker 11 (25:20):
I could see that. I could see that, and you know,
I was trying to ask him about things that he
was interested in, but I kind of expected him to
ask me about some stuff. That's you got to make
a connection on your date, and I feel like you
actually have to, you know, like ask questions and sort
of be interested.

Speaker 12 (25:38):
Okay, can I ask you a question?

Speaker 7 (25:41):
So?

Speaker 11 (25:42):
Wait, wait, what was that?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Ria?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
That's Matt. Matt is actually on the ound line listening
and wants to talk to you. Yeah, I thought it
was just you guy. Matt's here too, Yeah, and I
guess he has a question.

Speaker 18 (25:54):
Now.

Speaker 16 (25:55):
I wanted to ask did you have a fun time
on our date?

Speaker 12 (26:00):
Otherwise valid.

Speaker 11 (26:06):
About you, but it was a question about us. So
I'm gonna say fifty to fifty. We I mean, we
did have fun, Like it was fun, pretending like we
were on vacation and coming up with all kinds of
stories for the people around us. But you know, it
was a date where I was trying to get to
know you, and I thought you would be trying to
get to know me. So anytime I felt like I

(26:28):
brought up, you know, bigger topics, you know, I thought
that you just kind of always steered it back to you.
So I'm looking, Yeah, they're there.

Speaker 16 (26:37):
Are a couple of I hope they don't come across
as just excuses here. First off, I kind of had
maybe a couple shots before the date to call my
nerves because I was definitely really getting looking forward to
getting to know you.

Speaker 11 (26:57):
Yeah, yeah, of course you did.

Speaker 16 (26:59):
And I feel like I, honestly, I do genuinely feel
like I I.

Speaker 12 (27:04):
You know, I feel like I did actually get to
know you.

Speaker 16 (27:06):
You know, like you're you're a great listener, and I
mean the work you do with animals is brilliant.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
What I don't work with animals. I'm frctly sure what
that is.

Speaker 16 (27:21):
Were I might have had way too much. I had
two shots that might have quadrupolt I genuinely though, I
I mean, I really appreciated her energy, and I think
that she was She's just sunshine. She's just sunshine and

(27:43):
human form, and I understand that I have totally totally
overly concerned about my looks and everything, and that shouldn't
be something that I'm worrying about on a first date.
With my business, I kind of have to be on
all times that I should have unwinded. That was one
of the reasons I had those shots as well. But
humbly I would love a second date.

Speaker 11 (28:07):
Can you could you just tell me what color my
eyes are? You're beautiful green eyes, Well they're blue?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Would you like to go on a first date with
another shot?

Speaker 11 (28:27):
I know were we were? We was this? Did this happen?

Speaker 12 (28:32):
It sounds like we need another first date for sure.
I need to remember at this time.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
Well, if you can promise that, you know, maybe we
do an afternoon thing, maybe we have some coffee and
we if we talk about some things a little bit
bigger than internet presence, I think maybe I can.

Speaker 12 (28:52):
I can agree to that. Though you said a drive
a hard bargain, but those are agreeable terms.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
You're gonna go, Dria.

Speaker 16 (28:59):
I am so sorry that. Clearly I was in a
different place in my mind and I was not listening
to a single word you said. And I really appreciate. Yeah,
you know what this this next one I'm going to
listen to everything.

Speaker 12 (29:14):
I'm gonna let you do the talking. Let's let's go
with that.

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Well I do. I do like a person who can
own the mistakes. And you know we're not always going
to be perfect every time.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
So yeah, cool.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Well, congratulations, Matt, you got a date with Bria Jules
first date?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Am I some sort what?

Speaker 9 (29:43):
Am I some sort of mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (29:48):
Not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 9 (29:50):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?

Speaker 12 (29:52):
To begin with your virgin who can't drive?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victor
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for comedian Matt Rife. Tickets today, and
let's meet our contestant for today's You versus Victoria Dean.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
What's up Dean?

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Hey? How do we go on?

Speaker 12 (30:12):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Wonderful?

Speaker 4 (30:13):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 19 (30:15):
I'm awesome. I've been wanting to do this for a
long time.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
So cool, It's exciting.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Welcome to the party.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
How do you think you're going to do?

Speaker 12 (30:22):
Dean?

Speaker 19 (30:24):
I'm going to crush it. I feel I'm pretty good.
While I'm listening on the radio.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
So you know, see I always think that in my
head as well, Like you know, I always do great
in my head. But you know what, Dean, it's a
lot harder whenever you're brought to the challenge.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I didn't think about the last part. How I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
It, all right, I'm gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And while she's leaving, Dean, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know what, just say pass, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win.

Speaker 19 (31:00):
Okay, awesome?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
All right, Victoria is out of the room, and here
we go, Dean. Your time starts.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Now. What's the main ingredient in traditional Japanese sake?

Speaker 12 (31:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Which insect is known for producing honey bees? What color
is the circle on the flag of Japan.

Speaker 12 (31:22):
Red?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Which element is liquid at room temperature besides mercury water?
What famous ship sank on its maiden voyage.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
The Titanic who wrote Le.

Speaker 19 (31:38):
Pas?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting her
headphones on and stuff, Dean, here's a question.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
For you. Yeah, what is your imaginary friend's name? And
what do they do for a living?

Speaker 19 (31:52):
I had an actual imaginary friend when I was young,
and it was Ryu from Street Fighter.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh that's cool. That's a cool imaginary friend.

Speaker 12 (32:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Also one way an argument with No why we got
your back?

Speaker 12 (32:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
No, absolutely, he's right.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
The show called Street Partner.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
No, I meant the same fighter, and I said, game idea. Yeah,
but also that's a great You just.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
Go around a city and prompt us people.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, wait a minute, Victoria, I can tell you anything
about it.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
What's your imaginary friend's name and what does what do
they do for a living?

Speaker 6 (32:40):
My imaginary friend doesn't have a name, but it's a
lot for a living. It kind of she runs around,
she plays games.

Speaker 11 (32:48):
She.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Flies, sexy go places my daydreaming as well, like me,
But I think I like to think of her also
like in my daydreams, like that way, like we're like
friends in the dream together. It's kind of fun actually
that we have a buddy buddy system. Man, it's like
a serious thing so you don't get kidnapped, but it's
also fun to hang out with people.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
All right, You should give her a name. You should
give her a name. I know.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Any suggestions I get called Veronica a lot, my grandma
calls me that should I.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Just say my.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yes, you should, your own grandmother, Yeah, your own grama.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
I just want to answer to anything.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
We got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just stay passed and you
have to beat Dean outright to win.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Are you ready? Yes?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Okay, Veronica, Dean you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
What's the main ingredient in traditional Japanese sak oh beer?
Which insect is known for producing honey?

Speaker 16 (33:44):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
A b What color is the circle on the flag
of Japan? Red? Which element is liquid at room temperature?
Besides mercury?

Speaker 11 (33:52):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
What? What metal?

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Wait?

Speaker 11 (33:57):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Back next, what famous ship sank on its made in voyage?
Who wrote?

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Let someone famous?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
What is the name of the deepest lake in the world?

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Mammoth Lake?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
That's not right? Lakes right now? That's not right either.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Well, let's see, let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Producer Brad was a little confusion.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Here do we give?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I don't know what I think?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Did you say idantic Victoria.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
If we give her that one got three correct and
Dean got four.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
You said you would crush it and you're right. You
beat Victoria the answers.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Also, you got comedian Matt Rife tickets. Let's get the
answers now with Nina.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
The main ingredient in traditional Japanese hokey is rice. The
insect known for producing honey is a beet. Wait, but
the drink nor mikey Gwin. The color in the circle
of the flag of Japan is red. Bra mine is
the liquid at room temperature besides mercury. Who Titanic is
the name of the ship that sank on its maiden voyage.
Victor Hugo wrote, lemisl and lake bikel.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I don't know how to pronounce that. Probably by call
by call is the deepest like in the world.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
What if it's like bissle kind of like that, It's.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Not it doesn't even look like that.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
Well, you don't know that, I do. I'm looking at
it just be I don't know what I'm fighting.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Dean, thank you for playing Yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 12 (35:33):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
We play you for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria, I
have to do is dm us at the Jubile Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com. Your phone prank
happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next one
is right after this, then right after that is Nina's
what's trending.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Alyssa is on the phone today for it to Catch
a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend named Will
of a year might be messing around.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
So we'll see if we can help her out. Thanks
for coming on the show. What's up? Why do you
think Will is cheating on you?

Speaker 9 (36:04):
I have to say that over this last year, since
meeting Well, he's he's been my angel. I've been through
quite a bit. I had really.

Speaker 20 (36:15):
Messed up home life, and I wasn't able to keep
a job because of substance stuff, and I was in
and out of rehab and it's been really, really rough.
I knew that if I didn't change things, I would
most likely be gone. I mean, wow, it sounds dramatic,
but I mean it's it's the truth. But when I
met Will, it was really the beginning of me trying

(36:38):
to kind of claw my way out of there. He's
helped me out, He's helped me get on my feet,
and even helped me get the job that I have
right now. He's done so much for me it hurts
so deeply that he might be cheating on me. He's
always been kind of a geek since I met him,

(36:59):
but I mean, he's one of those people who's he's
always got his laptop on him and he's either posting
or he's reposting or commenting or whatever. I mean, compared
to what I used to be addicted.

Speaker 9 (37:10):
To, it's just nothing. But I mean, he's kind of addicted.

Speaker 20 (37:14):
But he used to be very open about all this
stuff that he's doing, and he always had his laptop
open next to us when he was when he was
doing stuff. But in the last few weeks he's gone
into this kind.

Speaker 21 (37:26):
Of weird secret mode, like he'll face his laptop away
from me, or he'll just pick it up and take
it in the other room, like he doesn't want me
to see the screen. And he's never ever been like that,
And you know, I'll say something about it, but he'll
just say, oh, you know, you're just seeing things isn't

(37:47):
out there or just say I'm not being secretive and
stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (37:51):
But I mean.

Speaker 9 (37:54):
I thought it maybe was in my head. But my
friend sent me a screencap of something that really made
me suspicious.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Okay, what was that?

Speaker 9 (38:05):
So she sent me a screencap of this relationship blog
that she saw, and it was this blog of about
somebody talking about a randomly specific fight with his girlfriend
about this actor who was in Breaking Dad, and just
reading it, it sounded super familiar. It was like, are

(38:26):
the exact fight that we had had, like down to
the actor and how we ended up like laughing about
trying to say Giancarlo Esposito's name. I mean, it just
was like, well that's fun to say, you know. But
here's the thing in this post. This guy, he made
himself out to be this noble savior dude that was

(38:49):
teaching the poor girl culture.

Speaker 7 (38:51):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (38:51):
You know, Like, I know it's most likely Will, and
it annoys a crap out of me.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Well, I don't need to clarify, so we're jumping to
that it's Will because he hides his computer.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Is he yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Does he frequent these blogs? Is this a blog that like,
you guys have talked about. I mean, it is kind
of exact same thing.

Speaker 9 (39:15):
I mean, he has a blog, but I didn't know
it was a relationship blog, right, you know, he comments
and stuff. But that wasn't the part that that made
me call you guys. It was the comments underneath the
blog post.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
So there was this back and forth and the comments
between the author of the blog and some fan girl, okay,
and the comments were like, I'm so glad you finally
left her. Now I have you for myself. Oh thanks
for always being near through all this. And it's just
that was the part. It wasn't the blog. It wasn't

(39:50):
like the copying of our life exactly. It's just like
the comments with this girl.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yeah, you know, we'll see if we can help you. Wow,
you already told you a grocery store.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
He's a rewards card member at So we'll play a
song comeback, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us just for being a good customer. And
it's free flowers delivered from our Florida apartment, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll get your catch cheater.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Next it's time to Catch a Cheater only on the
Tuble Show. Right in the middle of to Catch a
Cheater and if you're just joining us, Alyssa is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of a
year named Will might be cheating. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at and say that
every month, we choose one rewards card member who gets

(40:40):
a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from
our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those
to his girlfriend, Alyssa or to somebody else. But first, Alyssa,
why don't you remind us about your situation again real quick?

Speaker 22 (40:51):
So I've set this boyfriend of a year and he's
he's been really supportive. But I found this blog that
went over liking exactly the fight we had, and in
the comments there was this girl saying, you know, I'm
so glad you finally left her, and I just I
don't know for sure if Will was the author of
the blog, and I definitely do not know whoever the

(41:11):
person was that was commenting. I just need to know
if this is all.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
In my head. I feel like I'm crazy, and I
don't want to feel that way anymore.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
I just have to know.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah, but it seems kind of coincidental you would find
something that was basically the same thing he was saying,
the blog and then all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
So all right, are you ready for us to call Peece? Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
our rewards card, remember named Will?

Speaker 7 (41:47):
Yeah, this Will Hi Will.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I'm calling with a big congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Here this month's big.

Speaker 12 (41:55):
Winner, Big winner.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
What oh, maybe you didn't know.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Every single we choose one rewards card member to say
thank you very much for being such a great customer
by giving you a free gift. And this month it's
flowers delivered from our Florial apartment, absolutely free to anybody
in the United States. Aid all you've won thirty six
long stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
It's at three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
Actually, all right, yeah I can. Yeah, it'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
First thing that I would need from you would just
be the name, first and last of the person, and
then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then we'll get the address and that's it.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
Okay, you can send them to Annie Annie.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Okay, and do you want to include a card to Annie?

Speaker 23 (42:40):
Just say this say almost gun and I'm all yours?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Almost done them? Gotcha? Okay? Great?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
And at this point I'll let you know that this
is actually a radio show.

Speaker 9 (42:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Hi, it's called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I'm Victoria and my name.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Is Jewbell, and we do a segment call to Catch
a Cheater, where if you think your significant other might
be messing around, you see what they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend of a year, Alyssa, is on the phone,
has been listening.

Speaker 7 (43:08):
Oh wait wait wait is home the phone?

Speaker 8 (43:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (43:14):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (43:14):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (43:16):
A listen?

Speaker 9 (43:16):
Who the hell is Annie?

Speaker 11 (43:19):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Wait?

Speaker 12 (43:20):
Wait? What what is what is happening?

Speaker 7 (43:22):
What do y'all? What are y'all doing?

Speaker 9 (43:24):
I called them to see if you were cheating on me,
and damn it you are.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
Wait, do you think I'm cheating?

Speaker 16 (43:31):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (43:32):
And why would you think?

Speaker 9 (43:33):
Why are you?

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Would you think?

Speaker 9 (43:34):
Why are you what? Okay, well, why are you so
secretive about your laptop? And what is this romance?

Speaker 11 (43:41):
Plug?

Speaker 9 (43:42):
Where where it had our exact fight down to the actor?
I'm breaking bad? And then you're you're talking to someone
in the comments? Wait what do you and and you
just sent some flowers?

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Did somebody named Annie? Wait?

Speaker 23 (43:56):
Listen this Okay. First of all, I don't know what
you're talking about Annie. It's somebody that I work with,
any of the coworkers. She's my friend at works. She's
working on a project and she's been struggling. So what
I'm doing is I'm trying to finish up my project.
And I said, I'm all yours because when I finish mine,
I can help her with hers because she's been really patient.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
Why are you saying she you're a hers? I would
be all hers to know your life?

Speaker 7 (44:26):
Is it? She's been really patient, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
So strange of coworkers.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
No, no, no, no, no. I I already knew he
were cheating on me. I don't even care about that.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
But God knows what.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
Else she been doing the entire blog series about me
and how he's saved me.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
Wait so, okay, okay, look, yes I have the blog.
I have a blog that I write, but it's not like.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
You.

Speaker 23 (44:55):
I write a blog series about our relationship.

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Yeah, so what I do that?

Speaker 12 (45:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
So who are you communicating with in the comments?

Speaker 23 (45:04):
This is this is the friends, the people that talk
back and forth with me. It's not like like I'm
doing anything with them. It's not even that big a deal.
I don't understand why you're so upset about it.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
It is a blonde series of my entire relationship with you,
how you took me from almost death to what I
am today. And oh oh the details that you give
I would not even shared with Jenny, my best friend.

Speaker 23 (45:27):
What Okay, But it's not like I'm lying like it's
what happened. It is a recount of our relationships. From
my perspective, I should be able to write.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
That it's the rems in there, it's unreal.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Well, but Alyssa, what about that girl that you saw
him talking to?

Speaker 12 (45:42):
What girl? What girl did you see me talking to?

Speaker 7 (45:45):
No?

Speaker 9 (45:45):
No, no, you were talking to I don't know. Maybe
that was Annie on the comments that you were saying,
Oh you know, it's only a little while longer, and
then I'll be all yours and all this stuff. It's like,
thank you for being patient with me, and she's flirting
with you. All this stuff that's her, isn't it. And
then you send her roses and say that I'm almost
done and I'm all yours. What don't even mean?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
The girl is on the blog.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
I don't know where.

Speaker 9 (46:13):
Oh, just stop already, let's stop.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
The car means you.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Know, I'm all yours to help to help with work.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
It's about work.

Speaker 9 (46:26):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Why are you lying?

Speaker 7 (46:28):
What am I lying about? I'm telling you what I
do want to hear.

Speaker 23 (46:31):
Mother, you want I'm trying to tell you what's going on,
but you don't want to hear. Like I write the
ball Yes, and my coworkers struggling to talk Frith and Flowers.
That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
It just does it feels yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:43):
And this blog of yours here, this modern state, how
you've saved a girl you have to flip drugs out
of her hand to make her realize yourself worse. Oh
my gosh, you're that's you're saying. And you know what
all a bunch of things that you wrote in about
that blog. They never happened, and you've been mind having
a gay.

Speaker 23 (47:05):
Yeah, people want to give me tips for the blog
that I write, so our take on it's not a
big deal.

Speaker 9 (47:11):
I didn't give you permission to write any of this
or to post those personal photos. You got none of
my permission for this.

Speaker 12 (47:18):
I blurreds your faith?

Speaker 9 (47:19):
Oh you did not. Oh and well, by the way,
did you know that your your work, your company has
a website that has a list of every single person
who works there and there is not a single any
Oh imagine that. Yeah, you're caught. You're caught lying.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
She just hung up, Melissa. I am so sorry. I
think you got your answer. That sucks.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
Yeah, couldn't even come clean. He could not even be honest.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
That's not a strong warrior type of a man.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Yeah, you portray yourself to be if you can't even
tell somebody the truth.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Good news is be on a blog anymore that you
don't want to be And if you are, you can
go ahead and see that.

Speaker 9 (48:03):
But yeah, I will. Can I get this segment from
you guys so I can use it as evidence?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Okay, this just in it's a Doeble Show, Miley Cyrus
is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Speaker 9 (48:18):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
In celebration of the event, the city of Los Angeles
has renamed it to the Hollywood Walk of Man.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
See how easy it is.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
To create fake news, and that's why every single week
we bring you the segment Real News or Fake News,
where I give you a news headline from the week
and you have to see if you can tell if
it's a real news story or a fake news story
that people actually believe.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Miley is getting a star though she is.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Yeah, here's the first headline for real news or fake news.
Lobster diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected ride in wales's mouth?
Is that a real news story or a fake news
story that people actually believe?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
This way, I need this to be real, Nina says.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Real Lobster diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected ride in whales mouth?

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Oh please, I wanted to be real. Yeah, I'm going
with the real life.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Moby Dick producer Brad Lobster diver in Massachusetts gets unexpected
ride in whale's mouth.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Everybody knows that whales are very nice. They would have
asked it wouldn't be unexpected. It would have been a
whole planned out thing. This is a fake news story.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
This is a real news story.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
The diver named Michael Packard was caught in a humpback
whale's mouth for about thirty to forty seconds while diving
for lobsters. The whale eventually surfaced and spit him out.
When asked about it, he said, all of a sudden,
I felt this huge shove, and the next thing I
knew it was completely black and I could tell I
was inside of a whale's mouth.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
That's scary.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Whales don'ty people though they spit them out.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
It's that fantasy movie.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah, it's that.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
I could since I was moving and I could feel
the whales squeezing the muscles inside of its mouth.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
One of the accidently swallows you like, doesn't mean to,
but just an accident longer.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Than thirty or forty seconds before you get out of there.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
No, I think you could killed stomach at that point.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Now it's now it's game over.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
It's just hanging out down there with like old cars
and things like that.

Speaker 6 (50:12):
Whales of eating if I try to drive one out.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. The
segment where I read a news headline from the week
and you have to see if you can tell if
it's a fake news story that people actually believed, or if.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
It's a real news story.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Naked man tries to steal cars downtown using big wood?
Is that a real news story or a fake news.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Story that's real? I mean, I feel like you hear
about this more than you think.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Victoria naked man tries to steal cars downtown using big wood.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
I'm thinking of people in Florida, and so I think
this is real.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Okay, it seems like a real.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
Yeah, producer, Brad naked man tries to steal cars downtown
using big wood.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
Everybody knows it was small wood.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
This is a fake story.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
This is a real news story. What a naked man
in North Carolina tried to steal two cars by yielding
a big wooden post.

Speaker 11 (51:08):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
What a strange way to do it.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Right, I mean, what a strange way to write the headline.
I mean, it makes it says he was unsuccessful when
the first car owner wouldn't get out of the car
because they were laughing. He actually got in the second car,
but ended up shrieking in pain and running off when
he dropped the wooden posts on his exposed LAPD cops

(51:31):
eventually tracked him down down outside of a strip mall
where he was pretending to be a nude statue in
a fountain.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
He was on drive.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
He learned his lesson from.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
The first one and was like, Hey, I have to
get in the car this time for them to taking
me seriously.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Gets the car, drops the wood Okay, I can't out
of the one.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
We gotta get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
I would have been able to fool him if I
could appede. Here's another headline for real news or fake news.
The segment where I give you a news headline, you
have to see if you can tell if it's a
real news story or a fake news story. NASA hires
priest to help prepare humans for contact with aliens.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Is that a real new story or a fake news story? Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
All these NASA headlines have really been messing with me
because I always say they're real, but they're fake, So fake.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Nina saying, fake, Okay, Victoria, NASA hires a priest to
help prepare humans for contact with aliens.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
I'm going with fake. We've definitely already met aliens, but
no one should. We just don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Rusa Brad NASA hires priest to help humans prepare for
contact with aliens.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
The thing about government budgets are each year. If you
don't use them, you lose them. So they were probably
running towards the end of the fiscal year and they
had to spend money, so they absolutely hired this person.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
It's a good This headline is kind of fake, okay,
kind of fake, so we're all correct, Yeah, pretty much, Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
NASA actually funded a program at the Center for Theological
Inquiry to explore how different religions might react to the
discovery of extraterrestrial life. Interesting headlines exaggerated it, though, as
nasassiring priests.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
See, that's why you have to really look up what
these stories are about.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Wait, so does scientology already believe in the aliens?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Scientology they believe in science believe.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Oh, I think they believe like little aliens live inside
you and you have to like cleanse them out of you.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Clear because I think there was something with aliens in
that religion. Yeah, there is definitely or something like that.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Yeah, I can't think of what they're called, like Theatan's
or something.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
I mean, I believe we have people from like inside
out in our brains. Is that the same thing?

Speaker 8 (53:47):
No?

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Oh, okay, cool, mature.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yeah, I mean it was started by a sci fi writer,
basically a guy who wanted to be a sci fi writer.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
It failed. Military guy. They accidentally accidentally like shot a
torpe you know at the US.

Speaker 7 (54:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Yeah, and then you look into it. He's ridiculous, created
a whole religion. Yeah, yep, we exactly all right.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
That was real news or fake news. Your phone break
happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next one
is coming up right after this, and then right after
that is Nina's What's Trending.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
It's the Jubile Show.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
It just takes three minutes to get everything you need
to know for the day. But it's time for Nina's
What's Trending.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
The celebrities that have criticized Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez's
weddings have gone and done it because Jeff Bezos is mad.
Why especially with Charlie's their own If you remember we talked,
did we talk about her? I don't know if we
did on the air, but she basically was hosting an
event during the time that the wedding was going on,
and she addressed the crowd by saying, hey, man, I
guess we're.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Like the only people not invited to the wedding.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
She's like, that's okay, they suck, We're cool, and then
she went on to talk about other you know, like
political crisis is going on in highlighting global events, while
Jeff Besos and Lauren heard about this and they got
real upset, and sources close to Jeff are saying it
took everything in him not to publicly like lash out
against her.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Instead, she's just now been.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Banned from any Amazon Jeff Bezos event period, Blue Origin, Nah,
Amazon anything.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
No, No Amazon Movies, no Gallas, no nothing. She's out.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
I mean, what hab it is? Sticks and stones? Man,
just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
It is pretty petty, so petty. It's so so petty.
And then sources close to her saying she don't care.

Speaker 13 (55:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I feel like she's the type person that wouldn't care. Yeah, okay, cool.
I wasn't planning on going anyway, Jeff.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Here's the real problem with all of this, though, most
people don't know how many companies Jeff Bezos own, and
there's gonna be a moment where Jeff Bezos. Oh you
didn't know I own Warner Brothers. Yeah, oh, you didn't
know I own Disney. Now, yeah, you know what I mean.
There's gonna be a moment where this will not be

(55:55):
great for her.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
He'll come lair down the road and then if she's
like ooh that one, holy enough time will have pass
that you can get over it. But he doesn't strike
me as the type of person that lets things go. Yeah, yeah,
you might, but I just don't get that vibe.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Cancels are primate. Oh that would really say that for you?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:16):
No more. Oh, we saw you watching the We saw you.
Papa Uzzi sent a picture of you reading the Washington Post.
That's not allowed sewer.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Well, may they both be okay. I don't know what
to say, Thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
In other news, the Hollywood Walk of Fame class of
twenty twenty six inductees have been announced.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
That's so cute.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Yeah, I know, it is actually really cute. Some names
are surprising me, though. So if you're one of those
people that goes to Hollywood and you go and find
your favorite star to take pictures by. I always used
to do it with Marilyn Monroe. I'm of course, you
call me a basic b if you want. But I
love Marilyn Monroe. I love her so much.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
I'm waiting for sline gomz.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
She is not in the class.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Miley Cyrus is Demi Morris to the Shallo May, Stanley Tucci,
Gibriel Iglesias, the comedian, he's in it, Shaq Shaquille O'Neil
has also made it.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
And then the list goes on. There's more.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Rachel McAdams is an actress. That did I do like
Rachel McAdams. So if you like any Miley oh and
from Good Morning America, George Stephanopolis and.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Robin Roberts, I've been on forever. That makes it, Really,
that does make sense. A lot of these makes sense
to Stanley Tucci's cool.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Yeah, the rest I'm like me.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Isn't not to be like an agist. But Timothy Chalomay,
isn't he too young? Like, aren't you supposed to reach
a certain level? I know you pay for your own stars, right.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
So that's that's the big thing. You get invited. They
probably send out one hundred invites and ten people agree
to pay the thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
It costs to get your star on the street. Thirty
thousand dollars isn't anything to them.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
That's not the point.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
But it is a lot.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
However, Miley Cyrus is me too, but she's been in
it since Anna Montana Day, so that one makes more
sense to me. Yeah, but I mean I don't I
think he's going there. I think he's getting there.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
I think he's been in get a good amount of
like high publicized movies or shows or whatever that to
get him there. But I don't think he.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I just feel like, yeah, is the turnout. I think
he's getting there. But whatever, I feel like the like
the the that's the word I'm looking for. Luster. Okay,
the luster the what?

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Yeah, i't I don't know if I've ever really used
that word like perfectly. I think the luster has kind
of gone away. Yeah, that's sounding weird every time I.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Say, because where are they putting the stars?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Stars? Just for getting the stars?

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Where are they putting him?

Speaker 11 (58:33):
Now?

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Are we down to vine?

Speaker 19 (58:35):
Right?

Speaker 5 (58:35):
I used to live in Hollywood and all the big stars,
the mega stars are right there in the in Hollywood,
and then there's like it goes like a couple of
miles each.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Store seems like everybody's like, you're going to be in
the next city over.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Yeah, Walk of Fame is in the next It's not
even in l A.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
Yeah, I remember walking on.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Some writers star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but
it's really it's in the city of Van Eye, like
a couple of cities over.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Yeah, but do you even have one? So that's obviously.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Cool, and I got a discount because.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
It's thirty I don't even know of a shady massage place.
How far away is man Eyes? I don't. I don't
not very familiar.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
With coming on traffic about six anywhere from one to
six hours, I got it.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, my wise is about.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
About four miles maybe.

Speaker 7 (59:29):
Jewels.

Speaker 13 (59:30):
Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one of
six point one.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 12 (59:38):
That's right, sweet?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Are you ready for me?

Speaker 19 (59:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah, let's your hit?

Speaker 12 (59:43):
All right.

Speaker 18 (59:44):
So I've been going over to you know, it's it's
hot out and uh, my friend's family has a pool
and so like I've been going over to use the
pool and like the poolhouse and everything. But just you know,
I have a key and they let me come over whenever,
and so typically I'll go over when my friend and

(01:00:07):
his parents are not there and just like kick it
at the pool when I want, and they don't necessarily
know that I'm using it. Okay, Okay, yeah, they gave me,
so that's not really the dirty little secret. That's just
kind of like how it started. My friend didn't know
that I was using his pool, his parents' pool. Okay,
so yeah, I go over there like you know, when

(01:00:30):
I have a day off.

Speaker 7 (01:00:32):
But then his mom found out because she came home.

Speaker 18 (01:00:36):
I didn't know that, you know, I don't know anything
about their work schedules and stuff. So his mom came
home and found me in the pool, and like she
wasn't mad.

Speaker 12 (01:00:45):
She was cool about it.

Speaker 18 (01:00:46):
Actually, she was very cool about it. Joined me in
the pool for a little while, and one thing led
to another. She made some margarita's that we shared and
kind of looked up with my friend's mom that day.
I mean, not in in the pool, but you know,

(01:01:08):
close by.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
I should have known.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
This was kind of Yeah, when it started, I thought
he was going to tell us he like peas in
the pool or something.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
You know, that would almost be more shocking. With the
their little secrets. I think there's so many people that
come with people's friends and be like, what you pete
in the pool?

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Meanwhile, I'm like and friends mom, and yeah, the ju
will show listeners have no control.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
Just a confirm he's still married to the husband.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
You were just telling me that his dad was watching.
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised by that one either.

Speaker 18 (01:01:40):
Is that No, there's no like cut situation or whatever.
But you know they're on the outs. They're like, you know,
just kind of still.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Together, but so you're just being healthically.

Speaker 12 (01:01:51):
They are married. I mean, I don't know about that.

Speaker 18 (01:01:56):
Yeah, and I wouldn't be mad if it happened again,
but I don't quite know how to make that happen,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Meanwhile, he's in the clif just praying.

Speaker 16 (01:02:07):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Thank you for telling us Your dirty little secret by
Marco Bye, what's your dirty little secret,

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