August 1, 2025 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you a giant walking red flaggle show? You might
be and not even know it. I say that because
a relationship expert is going viral for sharing the subtle
warning signs that might mean you're a red flag, and
it's all based on the things that you say. So
give us three minutes and we'll tell you if the
things that come out of your naughty little mouth on
(00:21):
a daily basis are proof that you're a big old
red flag.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Next, soju will show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Nobody just walks into a room and shouts, Hey, everybody,
my name's Ben and I'm a huge red flag. Nice
to meet you. That's why life can be tough. We
have all kinds of relationships that we have to navigate
every day with other people, and you have to be
aware of the things that are warning signs that the
person you're dealing with might not have the best intentions.
(00:47):
What if the red flag is you whoa no and
you don't even realize it, Well, now you can, because
a relationship expert is going viral for sharing the subtle
warning signs that you might be a red flag, and
it's all all based on the things that you say.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So we'll go over it right now.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And you can tell if you're a red flag, or
you can pay attention to it with other people and
as soon as they say one of these things, don't
give a second chance, just walk away right there.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Self awareness is key, though, But.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Here are some of the top things that can be
a warning sign that somebody is a red flag. If
you say I don't like to read with pride, they
say that that is a warning sign that you could be.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
A red flag. But what if it's a fact?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, I mean I yeah, yeah, what if what if
you're not saying with pride you're just like fine with
it though, you know, like it's not like you're like, yeah,
screw books, they're stupid. I don't like to read it.
I don't ever read. Literacy is overrated. Yeah yeah, that's
a little weird, I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, so I guess if you're a judging people that
are reading and you're very, very proud that you don't read,
that could be a weird warning sign.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, if you just a matter of fact like, yeah,
I don't read. So if you're like a book hater, yeah, yeah,
that's what it would mean.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It also says is that people who on ironically say
let me play the Devil's advocate. It could be a
warning sign that you're a red flag.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Well, because has that I they just wanted to disagree
with you, just to disagree with you.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hold on.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I think sometimes you need to see both sides. Sometimes
you need somebody to help you understand that your vision
isn't the only way, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's fine, but sometimes I also just need you to
be on my side, whether I'm right or wrong.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I know, but I think it's just assumed that people
are always on your side. Sometimes you need somebody that
loves you just as much to give you the other side.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And I think that people say that phrase. Let me
play Devil's advocate to throw a softball on it, you know, like,
I really want to tell you that you're wrong, and
I think you're wrong, but I don't want to just
say that because I can tell your head's probably gonna
explode up with you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So let me play Devil's ADVOCATEE yes, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's a soft way to present the other I'm sorry.
Can you tell that I say this that's the higest
way of saying you're wrong? How do I tell you?
There's another subtle warning sign? That somebody could be a
red flag.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Anybody who calls himself a nice guy unprompted, Yeah, unprompted,
anybody who calls himself on nice anything, unprompted, Like, why
did you have to share that right there?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Why are you trying to convince me? I just would
like to know the context. Hi, my name is Bill.
I'm a nice guy, by the way, super nice guy
right here, super nice, Go in and sign the.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Deal, prove give me all your money.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It also says that people who say drama just finds
me well are red flags, and there's a reason.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What's funny is I used to believe that.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
What I don't believe that anymore because drama no longer
finds me because I am not the same person. However,
once upon a time it did find me, and I
think I kind of thrived in it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
But do you think definitely it actually found you or
do you think you were like going out and finding it.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I've learned that a lot of drama comes from how
you react to things, and so I just don't react
the same way that I used to, Like I'm not
going to break into your house this time, you know,
because I'm tired it is really why went away?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, if you're break into somebody's house, I think you
may have found the drama.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
There you went looking for it.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Incentially, the reason I did that game is because I
knew there was somebody in the bed that wasn't supposed
to be there. Therefore, I didn't start the drama.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
This was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It also says that adults that refer to themselves as
an impath within five minutes of meeting you could be
a walking red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You guys, this sucks because according to this.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
According to this article, I am a red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I think one of the first.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Things Nina did tell me when I first met her
was I'm impath. Like I'm very but you are. You
do feel other people's feelings really well.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I do, And the reason why I need to say
that is because get your stuff together.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I can feel it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sometimes it's not a bad thing, though, I will say
sometimes I'll be in a bad mood and only Nina
some as we'll clock it. Mind you, I don't want
to talk about it, but she will, like it's nicest
for someone else to.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, I can tell when you're about but I just
don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Not my problem she's in a bad move for some reason.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I thank you for having my back, right, Victoria, I
thank you for saying I'm not a red flag. Here's
another thing that people who are walking red flags say.
According to this relationship expert, people who say their ex
was crazy but have zero follow up details.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, nobody has time to give you all the details
what I said.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Wait, pause, No, if someone is saying that all of
their exes are crazy, though, there's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
A common denominator. True, Yes, that is the one thing I'll.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Say because I've seen like a friend of mine who
her ex had said all of his exes are crazy,
and I'm like, okay, let's just look at the common
denominator real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It is definitely definitely a warning sign of someone who
puts everything else on somebody else, and they like, they.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Can't all be crazy. Yeah, that's legit crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But also if they are so, first from someone who
has had a lot of experience, I was about to
ask you, right, Yeah, I actually I have never said
that somebody was crazy, but I have found myself in
situations where I've been insecuring conversations. I'm like, they're gonna
think I'm a nut, right, because like I've been in
all these really ridiculous and extreme relationship situations, right, and
(06:20):
so I was like, there's no way this person's gonna
believe me, Like I've had this relationship history. They're gonna
think it's got to be me. I get concerned about
that because I would if I went on a date
with me, I'd be like, what is this dude's deal?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Because you are a common denominating because I am the
common denominator.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
But it doesn't mean you're the same person today. A
lot of the time you learn from those experiences. Yeah,
but his exes are crazy, Yeah, but you were the
common denominator because you just let it happen exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I was an enabler, but I would never say that
they were crazy. And I think that's where you pay
attention to language, because I would always say that they're
just very broken, you know, before I learned, like, really
what my enabling part of me does in relationship ships,
side just will be like they're they're very they're very
just very very broken and people. Yeah, but that's how
(07:05):
you can tell someone has probably better intentions than just
being like, yeah, they're all stupid and crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's my fault. Ever, you know you're more emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes, And they say the number one thing that can
tell you if somebody is a red flag. People who
say I'm just brutally honest, it's because they want to
be rude and blame it on the truth.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They say, I'm just saying that because this is absolutely crazy.
I thought it's crazy this article. Are you brutally honest?
It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
WHOA, I'm excited to get a look at your epidermis.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Excuse me, hi, Rick.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
My name is Juniper, and I'll be the doctor who's
doing your mules removals today. And I was just calling
to go over a few things before our big meeting.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
I thought I was seeing a doctor London, not doctor Juniper.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But Juniper is my first name. I prefer to be
on a first name basis with my clients. I find
it much more soothing. Since I'll beginning to know your
epidermist so well, you should also get to know me well,
I think. And we got a bit of time with
each other this afternoon. I'm looking forward to it. I've
(08:39):
already been charting all the mules that i'll be slicing
off of your epidermis, and I've planned everything accordingly. It
should go smoothly.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Okay, I'm glad it's going to go smoothly. I've had
moles removed before. This called doesn't feel standard.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Oh well, I like to go above and beyond. I
find that most of the people in my profession into
not really love their job as much as I do.
And I have a deep affinity for the epidermis and
all things epidermis, and so I like to put in
the extra effort, especially to make my clients feel comfortable.
(09:23):
I mean, you are coming in for me to lance
things off of your epidermis. Okay, photos several times, and
the moles are so asymmetrical it's very impressive. Rick, Has
anybody told you that your epidermist has impressive moles?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
No, because that's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh oh it is.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I was also shocked with how impressive they were, if
that's what you're saying. The one on your shoulder, I've
named it Chow and I can't wait to lop her off.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Josephine, that would be the most that's on your left shoulder.
Her and I are going to have a little conversation today,
aren't we. I'm excited to lean in and whisper to
her bye bye before slicing her off of your epidermis.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Lean lean in and tell her goodbye before slicing her.
Are you some sort of hannibal lecter of epidermaology? What
the hell?
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Oh well, No, I just take a lot of passion
for my job, and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I just did.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
I enjoy what I do, and I love the epidermist,
and I love cleaning off. I love cleaning off the
dirty little nodules on the epidermist, because the epidermists should
be clean and free of dirty little nodules. Don't you think.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
I don't know what you're saying? This is great? Going
to be a doubt man.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
What I'm saying is you're of a dermis has some
dirty little nodules that need to be taken care of,
and I have just a knife to do it.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Are you sure you're a licensed doctor?
Speaker 9 (11:13):
You sound like some.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Deranged phone sex operator. There is no way that I
am coming into your office today, or ever is it
away from me?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
I don't know, so I'm a little confused. You're having
some surgery nerves. There is there another reason that you
won't be making the appointment today because I was looking
forward to meeting Josephine and Josephine meeting my blade.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean I was a little nervous, but
I was fine until I talked to you. But you're psychopath, bro,
I'm not No, No, you should lose your license. You
should be arrested. My mold. Josephine meeting your blade, you're
sociopathic a medical procedure. What is wrong with your rick?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
This is actually Jeubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife sets you up.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
She said that you had an appointment today to get
some moles removed, and you get nervous about stuff like that,
and she wanted me to creep you out.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Oh my god, that's that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We'll kiss Josephine goodbye this afternoon. Okay, wake up every
morning with jebal phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
There is a swifty theory that is going viral even
though it's wrong. So have you seen the new Happy
Gilmour movie on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, that's what you're saying it is pretty good. But
there is a scene in there where Travis Kelcey gets
tied up. It's like where bad Bunny is imagining himself
tying him up, lathering him with honey. Honey, so then
a bear will attack him. And so there's this big
bear that comes and starts attacking Travis Kelcey and it
is very random, but it's kind of on brand. I said,
Happy Gilmore. But the Swifties are like, that bear has
(13:02):
to be Taylor, Taylor dressed up like a bear just
so she could lay honey off of, you know, Travis
in this movie. So the theory's gone viral because the
Swifties want to believe it's so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
They're saying that it's true. They may have taken it
a bit too far. Swifties, dial it back a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's okay for him to do something in her not
be there. Yeah, I mean it's for healthy in a relationship.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
For that.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
I ken just imagine that you're watching it and you
enjoy it so much more because you think this big
bear underneath of it is Taylor Swift freaking out, and like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Sure that's Taylor Swift. You don't even watch the rest
of the movie. He was talking about that the whole time.
Why such an insignificant scene.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I mean, Delulu is a good thing, except for in
this moment.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's so random.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
But Adam Saylor did say he did say that he
didn't want to ask Taylor Swift to be in the
movie because he didn't want a bugger.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Then he's been interviewed a lot lately too, and he's
also talking about why he wears baggy clothes, and this
is actually kind of funny. So I guess years ago,
when Adam Saylor was younger, he was super ripped, so
he said that he would wear baggy clothes to the
beach because he wanted to take him off in surprise
people that he was super ripped.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But now he says he just hides his body in it.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
But back in the day, it was because he wanted
to reveal something special.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I love that. This may be the most.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Ultimate form of revenge ever, And it's not against an X,
it's against a car dealership. So this woman's car got
repod and so to get revenge on this place, she
went and bought the dealership's name and sent them a
cease and desist. Whoa so An Ohio woman bought.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
This car or she was her car got repod right, repod,
So she's not paying her car bill, but she has money.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
To go buy the name of the business exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Well, she said, like she was so upset she went
to go look to see if the name was registered
and it wasn't. It was tailer Kia. They didn't register
their name. So she bought it and she made him
change out.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
What a waste of energy. If you got your car repod,
that's your fault.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
Just go to work.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, trust me, I've almost had a couple vehicles repode.
One I actually had repode. Oh, but I didn't know it. Yeah,
just recently. You know my truck, Yeah right, you weren't
paying it, yeah, because I a long story short, I
didn't see the bill for a long time, and I
thought it was getting paid. I was being auto taken out,
but it wasn't because they counted closed. And then I
came out one day and my truck was gone. So
(15:20):
but I can't get mad at the company that did it.
They're just doing their job. I was the one not
paying the bill. Whether it was a mistake that I
didn't notice or not. So she just wasted all her
time and energy to buy that when really she could
have paid her car bill or does.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
She now own the name Taylor Key? And if they
want it back, they got to buy it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Use your money wisely, your.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Way to get your car back just be like, hey,
just give me my car back. Yeah, trade ski. So
I don't know, is that an inspiration or own? My goodness,
that is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
The Jubile Show. Ashley is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheeter. She's been with her boyfriend Ryan
for four years, but now she thinks something might be
going on, so we'll see if we're can to help
her out. Ashley, thanks for coming on the show. Sorry
it has to be this way. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I've.
Speaker 12 (16:12):
Heard this so.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Many times and never thought that I would call it, but.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
Hearing so we've Yeah, we've been together four years.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
You know, ups and down like anybody else. I mean,
not what you see on Instagram a couples. But I
kind of just feel like he's done with the relationship.
So it's just kind of like heavy on my heart.
Right now, So I just want to test it. I
want to test it. And so basically what's going on.
(16:42):
I used to travel a lot for work and now
I'm not, and he's been traveling for his job. But
it just keeps kind of picking up, like he'll he'll
fly off somewhere for a week, and then he comes
home for a couple of days and then he leaves
it in and then when he does come home, which
has been like, you know, increasing over the last couple
(17:06):
of months, like when he's going away, so when he's
coming home, he always seems like he has something better
to do. So it's it's starting to be kind of
it feels like he doesn't want to be at home anymore,
and I feel like I deserve better when he's home,
she's not wanting to be intimate anymore, which is ever, And.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What does he say? How does he say that?
Speaker 13 (17:30):
He kind of like when he comes home now she's
always hiding off in his office for hours.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
It's like he makes a team, like he's writing emails.
Speaker 13 (17:40):
But as soon as I walk away, his messenger notification
kind of pings over and over and over, like there's
a conversation going on and we're always like really open
with each other about like, oh I'm talking to.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
I'm triving gone, so like they're so funny and you know.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
It's women's intuition.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
You just kind of feel like he's he's not sating
with someone, Like.
Speaker 12 (18:01):
We know each other's friends, you know each other. Yeah,
so for me, like we're really good friends with each other.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
You know, like I care about him, and so I
did comfort him about it.
Speaker 13 (18:14):
I'm like, you've been gone more, you haven't really been
wanting to touch me, and you're hiding away in your office.
Speaker 12 (18:22):
He legit just shrugged it off. He said he has a.
Speaker 13 (18:26):
New assistant in his office and he's been showing her
the ropes. So that's kind of been taking a lot
of time.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
But I've seen I've seen.
Speaker 13 (18:36):
Her, and I'm really not the jealous type, but she's
legit who type.
Speaker 14 (18:42):
So so you think it might actually be the assistant
that he's talking to.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
I do. It's like this horrible feeling in my stomach,
like I just I want to believe that you would
never shoot on me, because we're really not, like we've
talked about that in the past, like we was how
we wouldn't do it.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
I hope it's all in my head, I really do. No,
I don't know how love feeling so here I am.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I just don't like how he handled you.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Confronting him about the time spent, shrugging it off and
not taking the time to make you feel better is
really unsettling.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I know a lot of people do that.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You know, it sucks because I think they think about themselves,
like how I'm not whatever, and then they it's like,
but you're someone else is talking to you that you
care about, like it's about them at that moment, and
that's fine. Yeah, you know, like so anyway, yeah, that
sucks the way that was handled. All right, Well, you
told us what a grocery store. He's a rewards card
member at so we'll do the usual. We'll call and
(19:35):
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. Okay, all right, we'll play a song Comeback.
You're to Catch a Cheater next in the middle of
to Catch a Cheater. If you're just joining us, Ashley
is on the phone. She's been with her boyfriend Ryan
(19:58):
for four years, and now she thinks that he might
be cheating. So in a second, we're going to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards can't remember at and say that he's
this month's big winner of flowers delivered to anybody that
he wants from our floral department. And we'll see if
he believes that first of all, and then if he
sends those flowers to Ashley or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Ashley, why don't you catch everybody
(20:18):
up in your situation.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
So we've been together four years. I used to travel
a bunch for work. He's the one that's traveling now.
In his time away just keeps increasing. And then when
he is home, he's been kind of avoiding me.
Speaker 12 (20:33):
He's been you know.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
Working in his office and you know, big red flag
for me not wanting to be in it, which no
one should ever feel.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, I've had that happen to me a lot.
Speaker 13 (20:45):
It's humiliating and like it's you know, I'm talking to
him about it, like it's not like I'm like, hey,
did you take up the trash like I brought it
up to him like this is a really big deal.
I'm feeling like this and he said, nothing's going on,
but I still like there.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Is with his assistant too. Is who you think it is?
Speaker 15 (21:04):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (21:05):
Hello, episode looking at me? Totally his previous type before me.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, all right, were you ready for us to call him?
I guess Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Hello, Hi, this is Shortal calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Ryan. H.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
Yeah, that's me Ryan.
Speaker 16 (21:35):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
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Speaker 9 (21:42):
Uh okay, where did I win?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Of the flowers?
Speaker 9 (21:48):
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Speaker 1 (21:49):
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(22:11):
thank you.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
Okay, So so you'll send flowers anywhere?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Okay, cool, great, let me let me just give it
to tell you how it works in I can take
the information over the phone in a matter of minutes.
I can call you back if you don't know who
you want to send them to right now?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Yeah? No, no, no, we can do it on the phone. Okay,
let's send these flowers to Dana.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Okay, and do you want to send a card along
with this?
Speaker 15 (22:46):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (22:46):
Yeah, yeah, say something like, uh, I cannot wait to
hold you again, and the thought of your arms gives
me strengths.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Okay, got that.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And now at this point, I would like to tell
you that my name is actually Jubil, and I'm calling
from a radio show that's called The Jubil Show, and
your girlfriend Ashley is actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
No, yeah, hold on.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, and that's what this is.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Oh my god, how you said yep?
Speaker 15 (23:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, I am you know, like I asked.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
You this and you told me nothing.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Was going on.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
But I can't believe it.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
I mean, I I.
Speaker 13 (23:41):
Asked you about this and you told me now and
now it's your assistant, Like I just knew it. I
knew it and I asked you and you denied it.
Why would you do this? I can't believe that, I
that I asked you there and you did this.
Speaker 9 (23:59):
You're it's not it's not an easy thing to say.
It's not it's not something I'm happy about. It's look, Ashley,
I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
It's just you're not happy. You're so disrespectful, you're not
happy about. Like, what are you even talking about? It
sounds like you you said you can't wait to.
Speaker 12 (24:19):
Be in her arms again. It sounds like if you
want us to happen, Like what are you even thinking?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
It's just it's I don't, I don't know. It's it's
it's an escape, it's a I mean, I mean, you know,
things haven't felt good with us for a long time,
and and you know, with with me traveling more and
and she has to travel with me a lot. So
like it's just we have things we connect on, the lifestyle,
(24:50):
the travel, the work, the loneliness. It just made sense
and with with us sort of feeling like there was
a distance outside of.
Speaker 11 (24:57):
It, I just I'm sorry. Well, you should have broken
up with me, then you should have told me.
Speaker 12 (25:03):
And you should have broken up with me.
Speaker 13 (25:05):
You've been together long enough that you could have told
me and we could have broken up and then you
can do whatever you want.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Are you in love with her?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (25:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (25:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
I want us to be broken up. I just I
don't know. I'm just trying to figure things out. And
it's something I just kind of fell into and I
should have.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
How long is it been going on?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Like four or five months?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
WHOA?
Speaker 12 (25:34):
I thought that this was legit only like two months?
Speaker 13 (25:38):
And I asked you so long ago, Like you're so
disrespectful to be doing that.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
To me this long.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
And I don't even know anything about her, you know
what I mean? Like you've been taking intimacy away from me,
which is so disrespectful to do to another human being.
But you're disrespecting my body too. Does she know that
you have a girlfriend for the song?
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Yes, of course she does. It didn't start off this way.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I mean.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
I told her about my life, she told me about
her life, her husband, all that, and then we just
sort of fell into.
Speaker 13 (26:12):
This her husband, her husband, Oh my gosh, what are
you doing her husband? She's married. You're in a relationship.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
You're not like in.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
Some fantasy land. She's married.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Wow, I'm sure her husband would like to know what
she's been doing on her business trips.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:32):
Now, I us feel like I should retouch her husband
and let him know so that he's not being disrespected
as well.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Ash ash come on, come on, you're already doing this
on the radio. You don't.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
Look.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I get, I get while you're back and and I
care about you. But I but if you're going to
be vindictive about it, you.
Speaker 12 (26:52):
Know, I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
I deserve, I deserve.
Speaker 12 (26:57):
Better than this. I am a good person, and I
have treated them so well for four years. I've always
been there for you, and I don't deserve to be
treated like this.
Speaker 13 (27:07):
I deserve to be loved by a good partner, and
you should be humiliated by what you've done.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
Okay, actually, okay, okay, okay, just thank you for four
years of treating me well and one nightmare of a
phone call that you're blasting to the world, so I
get the better that you deserve.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And he hung up. Ashley, I'm really sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 11 (27:32):
I am too. I mean, I was on our list
that would end up this way, and it did. So
I just need to go for a walk and clear.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
My head right now.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
Yeah, I'm sure you need to do whatever you gotta do,
but just know this was a two for you did
your good deed.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Two for one yea for I have the.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
Rest of the day. I'm gonna go and to walk
in Google her husband now that I have her.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
Last name, okay, so I can let him know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
So you will show to catch a cheater one second.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Wasn't quite prepared for that song to end. Well, I
wish they would have gone on a little bit longer
to give me time to do this.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Your chance to take on our.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Own Victoria Ramires in a game of trivia for Illuminators tickets.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
So call up if you want to play.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Takes to beat Victoria. Yeah, who's already been beaten? I think, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Feel too great, and if I'm being honest, my ears
haven't really popped for a day, so it kind of.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Feels like a paper. Could you hear us?
Speaker 18 (29:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Lightly, Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I was really blasting music
in my car the other like yesterday morning. I was like, well,
I can't hear it anyways, So.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
You're gonna have to scream the questions at her today, Nina.
I will do my best. Yes, please, you think you
can beat Victoria, call us up right now eight and
eight three four three one six one and we'll play
U vers Victoria next since you will show.
Speaker 16 (29:27):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lumineer's tickets, and let's be today's contestant
for You vers Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Lindsay, what's up? Lindsay? How are you? I'm guys, I'm wonderful.
Thank you for asking you. I've had better days.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
But you know, it is pretty But you know, dude's
pretty interesting. I'm not gonna lie. When you can't hear
perfectly clear through your ears, it's kind of like a
different sound. It's kind of like even when it was
to music, it's like listening to it for a whole
new time, kind of everything's underwater.
Speaker 15 (30:14):
Yeah, that sounds like it would be correct.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
If Victoria's either got allergies or she's sick or both.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, we don't really know.
Speaker 15 (30:22):
My daughter has no voice, so we're good. I have
no voice.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
You're you're also okay? Sweet?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah, it's a little raspy knows a raspy voice.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I have a better chance of women anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
But does your tummy hurt? No, Victoria's tummy hurts too.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I did realize I forgot to eat with my medicine
this morning.
Speaker 15 (30:44):
Oh man, if you beat me today, that's gonna be
I'll feel even worse.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Well, here we go, I don't feel better.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and lindsay
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed. Victoria has to
beat you outright to wain. Okay, all right, all right,
she's outside. The door is closed, and here we go. Lindsay,
your time starts now. How many movies has Taylor Swift
acted in.
Speaker 15 (31:14):
Sick?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
What is the main component of the Earth's core?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
Pat?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
What song did Katie Perry sing during her brief flight
to space in April twenty twenty five?
Speaker 15 (31:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Pad?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
During a football game? How many players can a team
have on the field at one time?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
What is the world's most populated city?
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting ready to plan, putting her headphones on
and stuff, lindsay, here's a question for you. What is
the worst possible thing you could put inside of a pinata?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Interesting?
Speaker 15 (32:00):
Gotten, I don't know. That's hard to think about.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
There's a lot of bad things for kids, maybe, like
what razors? That would be terrible, you know, like spit.
Speaker 15 (32:14):
A pinata for adults and then kids get it. That
wouldn't be really good.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What about soup that would be messy like some lental
soup would What about like snakes or like spiders? Oh oh,
I just pictured a bunch of slit snakes falling out.
That would be.
Speaker 15 (32:29):
Terrible, like that fear factor to you?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Alright, maggots ew a terrible pinata field? Alright?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I No, Victoria is sick and actually is even sicker
thinking about that. All right, here we go, Victoria, Yeah,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible if
you don't know when Jesse passed, and you have to
beat lindsay outright? So when are you ready?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
All right, let's see you can tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 15 (33:00):
Ready go?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
How many movies has Taylor Swift acted in too? What
is the main component of the Earth's core?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Magma, I don't know what song did Katie Perry sing
during her her brief flight to space in April twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
My ear just popped. I thought you were excited because
you knew the answer. I know, what's the question.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
What song did Kane Perry sing during her brief flight
to space during a football game? How many players can
a team have on the field at one time?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
That felt so nice.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
It didn't really last, but it felt so nice.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, a little bit, But man, that was the question.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
We're gonna say, I don't know what the question was,
but okay, cool, all right, let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Our social media producer Cabby are two sickos.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Lindsey and Victoria both got zero.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Oh, Lizzie, congratulations, that's a win. One goes see you.
Speaker 15 (34:01):
Taylor Swift one for sure.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, Luminear sick it's just for playing too, Thanks so much. Yep,
let's get the answers now in Nina.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Taylor Swift has actually been in five movies, Valentine's Day,
The Lorax, The Giver Cats, and The Amsterdam The Thing
What a balt You know. Jason Trula was in that too.
The main component of the Earth's core is iron. The
song that Katy Perry sang during her brief flight to
space in April twenty twenty five was what a wonderful
world during a football game there are eleven players on
(34:32):
the field, or yeah, how.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Do I feel like that wouldn't be the first version
of it? Oh, I don't know. I just don't hear
Katy Perry singing no disrespect.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I mean no, you're just looking down at the earth
and you're just like, yeah, no, I know, I just
I don't know, just Katy Perry singing what a wonderful world.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I don't I don't know. Anyway, moving on, It's okay.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
And Tokyo is the world's most populated city.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's it. I didn't get that question. He didn't you
was popping? Yeah you did? Did have your ear pop?
You know what? So I won this game?
Speaker 15 (35:03):
Don't win?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
All right, lindsay thank you for playing with play U
Verse Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is DMUs at the Jewel Show or go to
the jewelshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Victoria's struggling to day.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
You know, if anyone is sick out there and they're like,
my ears also need to pop, just play you versus Vicaria.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's that I found no pop. It's like your brain
actually exploded.
Speaker 13 (35:28):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at adjocuslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Maelan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Trevor.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But first, Maylan, how
long has it been since you heard from Trevor?
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Hey, it's been nine days.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Nine days, all right, that's a long time. Yeah, did
you try to call him or text?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Well, I've prospected him and he didn't even text me back,
like sorry, I've been busy. So I send him a
voicemail of a voice message of me singing the theme
song from Friends, thinking that he would laugh.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
But nothing so fun.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I mean that it is very funny.
Speaker 11 (36:14):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
So Trevor, he like confident, a little oh fancastic, But
I don't know, I just like, what's so attracted to him?
Speaker 12 (36:25):
We went to this karao two bar.
Speaker 9 (36:27):
It was my idea.
Speaker 12 (36:28):
He seemed down, and.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
You know, I love a guy who doesn't take to
himself too seriously. You were doing duets and by the
second round he was like, he has a super gravelly voice,
and he did. He sang creed and ironically somehow made
it sexy.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:47):
And then after the carriagat we went outside.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
There was this stuff serve ice cream truck.
Speaker 12 (36:52):
So we sat at a bench close by and ate.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Ice cream and slapped family stories and laughed at drunk people.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Stumbling out at the bar.
Speaker 10 (36:59):
And I don't know, it felt real.
Speaker 12 (37:02):
And so like natural.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And then we kissed like a slow burnt kiss, yeah,
and that you don't expect. But then when it happened,
my brain was like short circuiting. I was like whoa, Yeah,
And he's just like he's different, not in like a
fake deep way, but like in a like a whoa.
(37:25):
He surprised me kind of a way. And I just
know that trouble Trevor feels the same way about me.
I could steel it in my bones that this was
something different. And he also smelled like sear wood and
like mystery, and I just I want all of that.
Speaker 12 (37:44):
He did tell me.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
His last relationship ended because he got teated on, and he.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Is working on trust issues.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, okay, Okay, So, thinking.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Back, I know that a lot of the guys at
the bar were looking at me, and ice cream guy
blatantly flirted with me, and I wasn't floating back, but
you know, I would be nice, and I think it
may have triggered him and you know, his trust issues. Yeah,
I can't believe I did that. I mean, in the moment,
I didn't think about it, but now it's so obvious
(38:17):
to me.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Did he start to seem jealous when the ice cream
guy was hitting on you? Or do you feel like
he noticed to the other people who were looking at you.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I definitely think he noticed. If he was jealous, he
didn't show it. But yeah, like, looking back, I was like, oh,
maybe he was a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Maybe because that's really the only thing you could think
of that would have made it so he would and
respond for nine days.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I feel like it was a perfect date.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay. And so you think that might be the reason
you're too hot? It honestly good for you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Man, I can't tell you the number of times I
haven't gotten a callback because I've just been way too sexy.
Hot person problem happens all the time. All right, we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date if you still want one.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
In just a second, okay, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
All right, we'll get your first date follow up right
after this. It's the Duel show brand the middle of
today's first date follow up. And if you're just joining us,
Malan is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Trevor. So we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
(39:34):
and maybe get her a second date. But first, Maylan,
why don't you break down your date again for.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Us real quick?
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Sure.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
So we went to this Charioka date. It was my idea.
We had a great time, and.
Speaker 19 (39:44):
Then we had an ice cream outside afterwards, and then
we kissed and it was amazing. And then he did
tell me that he had trust issues because his last
girlfriend cheated on him.
Speaker 12 (39:57):
And since then it's been nine days to him.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I even sent him a voice message of me singing
the same.
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Song from friends and nothing.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Nothing, all right, Because you think that the other guys
in the ice cream guy was hitting on you to
trigger him.
Speaker 9 (40:11):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 15 (40:12):
I feel like it was a trigger for him.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Okay, so it could be because the ice cream man.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I don't know I was.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Anyway, So it could be because the ice cream man
was hitting on you. That's the only reason you could
think of, only reason. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,
man speaks to Trevor. Please, yeah, this is them. Hey, Trevor,
(40:44):
how are you. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Hi, Trevor. I'm Mina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubil.
Speaker 15 (40:49):
What's up.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
How are you?
Speaker 20 (40:51):
Oh what, I'm good?
Speaker 13 (40:54):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Sweet? Pretty good? Thanks for asking. Do you ever listen
to the show? I know you guys?
Speaker 20 (41:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh cool? Okay, Well maybe you've heard the first a
follow up before yeah yeah, yeah, all right. Yeah, that's
the segment where if you're ghosting somebody, they can email
us to get you on the phone and ask why
you're not calling them back. And we got an email
about you, Trevor. Okay, Then he guesses who that Who
that is? Who would email us?
Speaker 20 (41:25):
It's probably mailing?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I mean, yeah, I guess yes it is. It's on purpose. Huh.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
So it's been nine days since your day, she hasn't
heard from you at all.
Speaker 20 (41:39):
Yeah, that's because she's crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Why oh, why do you say that?
Speaker 20 (41:44):
Well, okay, we were sitting on a bench like eating
ice cream after like we had had you know, we'd
met up, and we're talking about life and and you.
Speaker 21 (41:56):
Know, just family stories and stuff.
Speaker 22 (41:58):
And then she, like she out of nowhere, just starts
talking to her dad grandma, Like she said to me,
literally says to me that her grandma keeps reminding her
of funny stories to share with me. And she said
her grandma wanted me to know. She literally said that,
She said, I want my grandma wants you to know
that if I break her granddaughter's heart, she's gonna haunt
me forever.
Speaker 20 (42:19):
And then literally she started tackling, like.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
What how was she talking to her grandma though?
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Was she actually talking like out loud, like oh, Grandma,
that's a good one. Or was she just like making
jokes and you know, and maybe she's trying to funny.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 21 (42:36):
It really felt like she was talking like she thought
she was talking to her like she was like with us.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It was bizarre, and that's the reason. How would you
feel jubile?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, I mean I don't know, you know, like it
depends where I was in life. Okay, Like if I
was just looking for a hook up, absolutely i'd be
down because that sounds like it'd probably fun. But I
would want to make sure if I was looking for
a long term thing that you know, she's not constantly
having conversations with her grandma joining us.
Speaker 13 (43:08):
Time.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Well, thank you jrefor for being honest. And Maylan is
actually on the phone and must have talked.
Speaker 12 (43:16):
To you, I Trevor.
Speaker 21 (43:20):
Maylan.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course it's nice. Yeah, I just
want you to know that, you know, I mean, my
grandma was there, but it's nothing to worry about, and
she's always kind.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Of there for me. Okay, so she was, but yeah,
you're nothing to worry about. You were literally talking to you.
Speaker 21 (43:45):
Your dead grandma on the date, you know, like that's okay,
all right, Well that's something I just.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Want you to know that I'm not crazy. I talked
to my grandma because my grandma's always there for me
when I'm nervous, and she was there for me become
normal for me.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I mean, I'm just not I don't know.
Speaker 21 (44:07):
What to do with that, you know, because she wasn't
really there, so it was like it was a very
jarring for her stuff.
Speaker 15 (44:12):
You know.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Well, she was there, and she is actually with me
right now, and she doesn't like how you're acting.
Speaker 21 (44:20):
Great, Okay, so I've I've been roasted by a ghost
and I guess okay the.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
First yeah, well she does not like how you're packling
right now. And she thought that you were really sweet
on the date, but you know, right now, she's really
really unsure, like she thinks that maybe you're crazy.
Speaker 21 (44:40):
Oh yeah, okay, well I guess that's something I'm yeah, ok.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
He probably does.
Speaker 9 (44:48):
What do you what?
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, I was talking to your grandma and she says
that your hips are really tight, so you're probably not
really good in bed.
Speaker 21 (44:56):
Wo Okay, what now your grandma is talking to me?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Well, you're talking about like she doesn't exist, so she's
basically just defending herself.
Speaker 20 (45:13):
Well, Maylan, if.
Speaker 22 (45:15):
Your grandma was so alive, I would rock her world
to show her and then I'm good in bed?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
But wait what.
Speaker 10 (45:23):
I show her?
Speaker 9 (45:24):
What's up? I mean?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
But she's said, so I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Wow, Well, you won't be able to handle my grandma.
She was married five times, so I guarantee you she's
a lot more experienced than you are.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Grandma Trevor, would you like to go on another day
with Maelon? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 21 (45:47):
Yeah, I couldn't barely my own mom, Like, I don't
know if I'm ready for her Grandma. I like the
dead grandma commentary.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah, well, I don't need to go on a date
with you because obviously you're not good in bed, and
I need that.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I need that. Jule's First Date follow up.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
All you gotta do is give us three minutes and
we're gonna give you every single thing you need to
know for the day. Wow, brought to you by a
muckleshoe bingo in Auburn. Oh your home from MACHINEO. It's
time for Nina's what's trending? Trend mean?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
I'm gonna trend you. I think this first woman needs
one of those girls. Yeah, she's trending because she hit
twenty thousand dollars in medical bills after a bat flew
into her mouth. Oh wait, I got like a bat
an animal bat?
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yes, like a rodent with wings?
Speaker 14 (46:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
How did it find her mouth?
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I'm about to tell you. So, this girl, Erica Kahn,
is trending big time right now. Even though this happened
last year, her story is making its rounds because this
bat flew on top of her face in Arizona, and
instead of just like batting it off, not to mean
say bad one hundred times, she opened her mouth and
started screaming. So she's screaming and as she's doing that,
that that crawled into my mouth.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I thought I was going into a cave. No, yeah,
I did, like it probably did, and then tried to
hang upside down.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I don't think it big is her mouth? I'm not,
you know, I mean that in the mean way. But
like for the bat to confuse it as a cave,
that's a pretty big mouth.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
That is a very valid question because I had the
same thought. That's nuts the hope.
Speaker 13 (47:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
But the bat went in and then finally came out,
and her dad was like, honey, you go to the
hospital right now because those things carry all kinds of diseases.
Speaker 21 (47:33):
They do.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
So she was there.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
They had to do all kinds of tests, and the
total bill ended up coming out to over twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Honestly, if I if a bat crawled into my mouth
and did that. I would either A not do anything
about it and just like go home and have a day,
or B I would go to a different country to
have all this medical tests done because it's way too
expensive to do it here.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I would call an emergency meeting.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I would write on the white board, this is for
those who have wronged me in the past, and then
it would open up my mouth.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And a bat would fly out.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
When everybody's round the streaming and nobody would ever disrespect
me again?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
What to keep the while? Everybody showed up to the meeting, though,
But I was gonna take a little that one.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah, I love We all have very different reactions to
what we would do.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Because I would pick up a.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Bottle of vodka switch it around my mouth because alcohol
kills JR.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Does she get sick? It was just the test.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
No, it was just the test. She ended up thankfully
being totally fine. But it is better to be safe
than sorry. I just can't believe that medical bill. But
also more importantly, there was a bat in her mouth.
Is that with or without insurance?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Oh? That's insurance. Dang, that's insane. How do you does
it pay that? I don't know the The moral of
the story is don't scream. What No, that's not the
moral of the story. Yeah, if a bat jumps on
your face, let it absolutely not. I would scream.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
J wants to be Batman, like I can feel it.
I would love to be Batman.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Be fun.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Well, here's something terrible. Batman, though, wouldn't be wanting to
do any crimes. I'd just be playing with my toys.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I was gonna say damage.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Everybody could get away with it because he'd be's undistracted
by the last thing, exactly the cap my ad, my
way to stop a crime.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
And then I'd stop off somewhere and be like, oh,
I forgot that guy's gonna blow up that building. I
kind of get there. Oh dang, he blew it up already.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Next time. Yeah, I told you can't text me in
the middle of something.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
They need to make a Marble superhero movie with an
add care. Yeah, everybody needs to be represented. There's something
else trending all over the place, and it's called a
house purse. I mean, I think this has been done before,
but this is now just how it's labeled. And it
makes perfect sense because you know, when you move around
your house and you go from room to room. You
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have your glasses, you have your chapstick, you have your lotions,
you have whatever it is that you need in all
these different spaces. So instead of having to go back
and forth between the rooms because we're that lazy, just
have a little purse that you carry everywhere with you
that has every thing in it.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
How big are these people's houses? I mean, I don't
know if just you walk down the.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Hall, So I should just get a small apartment. Let
me tell you, it's really easy to move from one
room to the other.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
It would imagine if you didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
But then but then I'd have to remember the purse,
and I had to remember to put the trapstick back
in the purse.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
And if I realize, that's way too many things to remember.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
Yes, this is victorious Batman, so yeah, you'd be Robin.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
In that scenario.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
We would stop evildoers by constantly interrupting them while they
were in thought, you know, because we just had something
to say, and then we would just say it and
they'd be like, stop interrupting me, and they get so
shut up they'd eventually just run away.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I'm so frustrated. I can't even crime right now. I
feel that way sometimes that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Doubles.
Speaker 10 (50:53):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (50:57):
I do.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Sweet what is it?
Speaker 18 (51:01):
So me and well, my ex husband now we've divorced,
but I still have Keith to what used to be
our house and now it's his house, right.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Okay, where is this going?
Speaker 10 (51:19):
And well, you know, I mean let's be real times.
Speaker 18 (51:23):
You know, things are expensive now and we all run
out of stuff like toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
Sugar, milk, whatever, right.
Speaker 18 (51:31):
And I you know, so it says I still have
the key. I go over there and I.
Speaker 23 (51:39):
Take stuff, yes, okay, like what I mean like literally
like I'll take toilet paper, paper towel.
Speaker 10 (51:53):
Sometimes, like he's like addicted to beef jerkey that I
I love the jerky and so it's and so like
I will take that. And because he's he's.
Speaker 18 (52:04):
Like one of those like you know, bodybuilder people, so
he has to get his like protein in, so I
steal a lot of that. I take some of this
protein powder because that's stuff expensive.
Speaker 23 (52:17):
Basically.
Speaker 18 (52:18):
Yeah, and he he's not like the brightest guy, so
he doesn't really know what's going on, but he will
call me randomly sometimes and just be like, hey, like
did you sound at the house or something, because you'll.
Speaker 10 (52:33):
Say like his mail's been moved or his keys or.
Speaker 18 (52:37):
Something to something, and I'm just like, no, I don't
know what you're talking about, Like that's crazy, Like I
don't know, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Doesn't have a ring or anything.
Speaker 18 (52:47):
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's totally old school, none
of that.
Speaker 5 (52:52):
Actually wants you to do it. He never changed the locks.
That's his fault.
Speaker 18 (52:58):
I mean I don't know. I mean, he did cheat
on me, so maybe I don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
He feels guilty toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (53:09):
Guilty maybe, but I mean he's definitely never.
Speaker 12 (53:13):
Pulled me out on it.
Speaker 10 (53:14):
I mean just to ask if I've been over there,
and I'm like no.
Speaker 12 (53:19):
Because I mean, hey, I don't.
Speaker 10 (53:20):
I mean, I'm not taking anything like that crazy. But
you know, I mean why not.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
Why not if he didn't ask for the key back
and he didn't change the locks, I mean I saw him.
Speaker 10 (53:33):
Yeah, I feel like it's fair game, and you know,
I mean, it's it's you know, I just like messing
with him anyways.
Speaker 12 (53:39):
Well thanks, it's innocent.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Right until you guys get back together.
Speaker 15 (53:45):
But yeah, I don't think that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, Going
bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?
Are you a giant walking red flaggle show? You might
be and not even know it. I say that because
a relationship expert is going viral for sharing the subtle
warning signs that might mean you're a red flag, and
it's all based on the things that you say. So
give us three minutes and we'll tell you if the
things that come out of your naughty little mouth on
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a daily basis are proof that you're a big old
red flag.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Next, soju will show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Nobody just walks into a room and shouts, Hey, everybody,
my name's Ben and I'm a huge red flag. Nice
to meet you. That's why life can be tough. We
have all kinds of relationships that we have to navigate
every day with other people, and you have to be
aware of the things that are warning signs that the
person you're dealing with might not have the best intentions.
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What if the red flag is you whoa no and
you don't even realize it, Well, now you can, because
a relationship expert is going viral for sharing the subtle
warning signs that you might be a red flag, and
it's all all based on the things that you say.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So we'll go over it right now.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And you can tell if you're a red flag, or
you can pay attention to it with other people and
as soon as they say one of these things, don't
give a second chance, just walk away right there.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Self awareness is key, though, But.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Here are some of the top things that can be
a warning sign that somebody is a red flag. If
you say I don't like to read with pride, they
say that that is a warning sign that you could be.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
A red flag. But what if it's a fact?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, I mean I yeah, yeah, what if what if
you're not saying with pride you're just like fine with
it though, you know, like it's not like you're like, yeah,
screw books, they're stupid. I don't like to read it.
I don't ever read. Literacy is overrated. Yeah yeah, that's
a little weird, I guess.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, so I guess if you're a judging people that
are reading and you're very, very proud that you don't read,
that could be a weird warning sign.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, if you just a matter of fact like, yeah,
I don't read. So if you're like a book hater, yeah, yeah,
that's what it would mean.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It also says is that people who on ironically say
let me play the Devil's advocate. It could be a
warning sign that you're a red flag.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Well, because has that I they just wanted to disagree
with you, just to disagree with you.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hold on.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
I think sometimes you need to see both sides. Sometimes
you need somebody to help you understand that your vision
isn't the only way, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's fine, but sometimes I also just need you to
be on my side, whether I'm right or wrong.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I know, but I think it's just assumed that people
are always on your side. Sometimes you need somebody that
loves you just as much to give you the other side.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
And I think that people say that phrase. Let me
play Devil's advocate to throw a softball on it, you know, like,
I really want to tell you that you're wrong, and
I think you're wrong, but I don't want to just
say that because I can tell your head's probably gonna
explode up with you.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So let me play Devil's ADVOCATEE yes, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's a soft way to present the other I'm sorry.
Can you tell that I say this that's the higest
way of saying you're wrong? How do I tell you?
There's another subtle warning sign? That somebody could be a
red flag.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Anybody who calls himself a nice guy unprompted, Yeah, unprompted,
anybody who calls himself on nice anything, unprompted, Like, why
did you have to share that right there?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Why are you trying to convince me? I just would
like to know the context. Hi, my name is Bill.
I'm a nice guy, by the way, super nice guy
right here, super nice, Go in and sign the.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Deal, prove give me all your money.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It also says that people who say drama just finds
me well are red flags, and there's a reason.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
You know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What's funny is I used to believe that.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
What I don't believe that anymore because drama no longer
finds me because I am not the same person. However,
once upon a time it did find me, and I
think I kind of thrived in it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
But do you think definitely it actually found you or
do you think you were like going out and finding it.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
I've learned that a lot of drama comes from how
you react to things, and so I just don't react
the same way that I used to, Like I'm not
going to break into your house this time, you know,
because I'm tired it is really why went away?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, if you're break into somebody's house, I think you
may have found the drama.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
There you went looking for it.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Incentially, the reason I did that game is because I
knew there was somebody in the bed that wasn't supposed
to be there. Therefore, I didn't start the drama.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
This was a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It also says that adults that refer to themselves as
an impath within five minutes of meeting you could be
a walking red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You guys, this sucks because according to this.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
According to this article, I am a red flag.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I think one of the first.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Things Nina did tell me when I first met her
was I'm impath. Like I'm very but you are. You
do feel other people's feelings really well.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I do, And the reason why I need to say
that is because get your stuff together.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I can feel it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Sometimes it's not a bad thing, though, I will say
sometimes I'll be in a bad mood and only Nina
some as we'll clock it. Mind you, I don't want
to talk about it, but she will, like it's nicest
for someone else to.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, I can tell when you're about but I just
don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Not my problem she's in a bad move for some reason.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I thank you for having my back, right, Victoria, I
thank you for saying I'm not a red flag. Here's
another thing that people who are walking red flags say.
According to this relationship expert, people who say their ex
was crazy but have zero follow up details.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, nobody has time to give you all the details
what I said.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Wait, pause, No, if someone is saying that all of
their exes are crazy, though, there's.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
A common denominator. True, Yes, that is the one thing I'll.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Say because I've seen like a friend of mine who
her ex had said all of his exes are crazy,
and I'm like, okay, let's just look at the common
denominator real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
It is definitely definitely a warning sign of someone who
puts everything else on somebody else, and they like, they.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Can't all be crazy. Yeah, that's legit crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
But also if they are so, first from someone who
has had a lot of experience, I was about to
ask you, right, Yeah, I actually I have never said
that somebody was crazy, but I have found myself in
situations where I've been insecuring conversations. I'm like, they're gonna
think I'm a nut, right, because like I've been in
all these really ridiculous and extreme relationship situations, right, and
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so I was like, there's no way this person's gonna
believe me, Like I've had this relationship history. They're gonna
think it's got to be me. I get concerned about
that because I would if I went on a date
with me, I'd be like, what is this dude's deal?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Because you are a common denominating because I am the
common denominator.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
But it doesn't mean you're the same person today. A
lot of the time you learn from those experiences. Yeah,
but his exes are crazy, Yeah, but you were the
common denominator because you just let it happen exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I was an enabler, but I would never say that
they were crazy. And I think that's where you pay
attention to language, because I would always say that they're
just very broken, you know, before I learned, like, really
what my enabling part of me does in relationship ships,
side just will be like they're they're very they're very
just very very broken and people. Yeah, but that's how
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you can tell someone has probably better intentions than just
being like, yeah, they're all stupid and crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's my fault. Ever, you know you're more emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes, And they say the number one thing that can
tell you if somebody is a red flag. People who
say I'm just brutally honest, it's because they want to
be rude and blame it on the truth.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They say, I'm just saying that because this is absolutely crazy.
I thought it's crazy this article. Are you brutally honest?
It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
WHOA, I'm excited to get a look at your epidermis.
Speaker 8 (07:53):
Excuse me, hi, Rick.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
My name is Juniper, and I'll be the doctor who's
doing your mules removals today. And I was just calling
to go over a few things before our big meeting.
Speaker 8 (08:10):
I thought I was seeing a doctor London, not doctor Juniper.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But Juniper is my first name. I prefer to be
on a first name basis with my clients. I find
it much more soothing. Since I'll beginning to know your
epidermist so well, you should also get to know me well,
I think. And we got a bit of time with
each other this afternoon. I'm looking forward to it. I've
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already been charting all the mules that i'll be slicing
off of your epidermis, and I've planned everything accordingly. It
should go smoothly.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Okay, I'm glad it's going to go smoothly. I've had
moles removed before. This called doesn't feel standard.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Oh well, I like to go above and beyond. I
find that most of the people in my profession into
not really love their job as much as I do.
And I have a deep affinity for the epidermis and
all things epidermis, and so I like to put in
the extra effort, especially to make my clients feel comfortable.
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I mean, you are coming in for me to lance
things off of your epidermis. Okay, photos several times, and
the moles are so asymmetrical it's very impressive. Rick, Has
anybody told you that your epidermist has impressive moles?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
No, because that's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh oh it is.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
I was also shocked with how impressive they were, if
that's what you're saying. The one on your shoulder, I've
named it Chow and I can't wait to lop her off.
Speaker 8 (10:04):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Josephine, that would be the most that's on your left shoulder.
Her and I are going to have a little conversation today,
aren't we. I'm excited to lean in and whisper to
her bye bye before slicing her off of your epidermis.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Lean lean in and tell her goodbye before slicing her.
Are you some sort of hannibal lecter of epidermaology? What
the hell?
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Oh well, No, I just take a lot of passion
for my job, and.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I just did.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
I enjoy what I do, and I love the epidermist,
and I love cleaning off. I love cleaning off the
dirty little nodules on the epidermist, because the epidermists should
be clean and free of dirty little nodules. Don't you think.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
I don't know what you're saying? This is great? Going
to be a doubt man.
Speaker 7 (11:01):
What I'm saying is you're of a dermis has some
dirty little nodules that need to be taken care of,
and I have just a knife to do it.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Are you sure you're a licensed doctor?
Speaker 9 (11:13):
You sound like some.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Deranged phone sex operator. There is no way that I
am coming into your office today, or ever is it
away from me?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
I don't know, so I'm a little confused. You're having
some surgery nerves. There is there another reason that you
won't be making the appointment today because I was looking
forward to meeting Josephine and Josephine meeting my blade.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean I was a little nervous, but
I was fine until I talked to you. But you're psychopath, bro,
I'm not No, No, you should lose your license. You
should be arrested. My mold. Josephine meeting your blade, you're
sociopathic a medical procedure. What is wrong with your rick?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
This is actually Jeubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife sets you up.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
She said that you had an appointment today to get
some moles removed, and you get nervous about stuff like that,
and she wanted me to creep you out.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Oh my god, that's that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
We'll kiss Josephine goodbye this afternoon. Okay, wake up every
morning with jebal phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
There is a swifty theory that is going viral even
though it's wrong. So have you seen the new Happy
Gilmour movie on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, that's what you're saying it is pretty good. But
there is a scene in there where Travis Kelcey gets
tied up. It's like where bad Bunny is imagining himself
tying him up, lathering him with honey. Honey, so then
a bear will attack him. And so there's this big
bear that comes and starts attacking Travis Kelcey and it
is very random, but it's kind of on brand. I said,
Happy Gilmore. But the Swifties are like, that bear has
(13:02):
to be Taylor, Taylor dressed up like a bear just
so she could lay honey off of, you know, Travis
in this movie. So the theory's gone viral because the
Swifties want to believe it's so bad.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
They're saying that it's true. They may have taken it
a bit too far. Swifties, dial it back a little bit.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's okay for him to do something in her not
be there. Yeah, I mean it's for healthy in a relationship.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
For that.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
I ken just imagine that you're watching it and you
enjoy it so much more because you think this big
bear underneath of it is Taylor Swift freaking out, and like, I'm.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Sure that's Taylor Swift. You don't even watch the rest
of the movie. He was talking about that the whole time.
Why such an insignificant scene.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
I mean, Delulu is a good thing, except for in
this moment.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's so random.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
But Adam Saylor did say he did say that he
didn't want to ask Taylor Swift to be in the
movie because he didn't want a bugger.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Then he's been interviewed a lot lately too, and he's
also talking about why he wears baggy clothes, and this
is actually kind of funny. So I guess years ago,
when Adam Saylor was younger, he was super ripped, so
he said that he would wear baggy clothes to the
beach because he wanted to take him off in surprise
people that he was super ripped.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
But now he says he just hides his body in it.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
But back in the day, it was because he wanted
to reveal something special.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I love that. This may be the most.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Ultimate form of revenge ever, And it's not against an X,
it's against a car dealership. So this woman's car got
repod and so to get revenge on this place, she
went and bought the dealership's name and sent them a
cease and desist. Whoa so An Ohio woman bought.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
This car or she was her car got repod right, repod,
So she's not paying her car bill, but she has money.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
To go buy the name of the business exactly.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Well, she said, like she was so upset she went
to go look to see if the name was registered
and it wasn't. It was tailer Kia. They didn't register
their name. So she bought it and she made him
change out.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
What a waste of energy. If you got your car repod,
that's your fault.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
Just go to work.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, trust me, I've almost had a couple vehicles repode.
One I actually had repode. Oh, but I didn't know it. Yeah,
just recently. You know my truck, Yeah right, you weren't
paying it, yeah, because I a long story short, I
didn't see the bill for a long time, and I
thought it was getting paid. I was being auto taken out,
but it wasn't because they counted closed. And then I
came out one day and my truck was gone. So
(15:20):
but I can't get mad at the company that did it.
They're just doing their job. I was the one not
paying the bill. Whether it was a mistake that I
didn't notice or not. So she just wasted all her
time and energy to buy that when really she could
have paid her car bill or does.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
She now own the name Taylor Key? And if they
want it back, they got to buy it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Use your money wisely, your.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Way to get your car back just be like, hey,
just give me my car back. Yeah, trade ski. So
I don't know, is that an inspiration or own? My goodness,
that is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
The Jubile Show. Ashley is on the phone today for
to Catch a Cheeter. She's been with her boyfriend Ryan
for four years, but now she thinks something might be
going on, so we'll see if we're can to help
her out. Ashley, thanks for coming on the show. Sorry
it has to be this way. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I've.
Speaker 12 (16:12):
Heard this so.
Speaker 13 (16:12):
Many times and never thought that I would call it, but.
Speaker 11 (16:15):
Hearing so we've Yeah, we've been together four years.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
You know, ups and down like anybody else. I mean,
not what you see on Instagram a couples. But I
kind of just feel like he's done with the relationship.
So it's just kind of like heavy on my heart.
Right now, So I just want to test it. I
want to test it. And so basically what's going on.
(16:42):
I used to travel a lot for work and now
I'm not, and he's been traveling for his job. But
it just keeps kind of picking up, like he'll he'll
fly off somewhere for a week, and then he comes
home for a couple of days and then he leaves
it in and then when he does come home, which
has been like, you know, increasing over the last couple
(17:06):
of months, like when he's going away, so when he's
coming home, he always seems like he has something better
to do. So it's it's starting to be kind of
it feels like he doesn't want to be at home anymore,
and I feel like I deserve better when he's home,
she's not wanting to be intimate anymore, which is ever, And.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What does he say? How does he say that?
Speaker 13 (17:30):
He kind of like when he comes home now she's
always hiding off in his office for hours.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
It's like he makes a team, like he's writing emails.
Speaker 13 (17:40):
But as soon as I walk away, his messenger notification
kind of pings over and over and over, like there's
a conversation going on and we're always like really open
with each other about like, oh I'm talking to.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
I'm triving gone, so like they're so funny and you know.
Speaker 12 (17:56):
It's women's intuition.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
You just kind of feel like he's he's not sating
with someone, Like.
Speaker 12 (18:01):
We know each other's friends, you know each other. Yeah,
so for me, like we're really good friends with each other.
Speaker 11 (18:09):
You know, like I care about him, and so I
did comfort him about it.
Speaker 13 (18:14):
I'm like, you've been gone more, you haven't really been
wanting to touch me, and you're hiding away in your office.
Speaker 12 (18:22):
He legit just shrugged it off. He said he has a.
Speaker 13 (18:26):
New assistant in his office and he's been showing her
the ropes. So that's kind of been taking a lot
of time.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
But I've seen I've seen.
Speaker 13 (18:36):
Her, and I'm really not the jealous type, but she's
legit who type.
Speaker 14 (18:42):
So so you think it might actually be the assistant
that he's talking to.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
I do. It's like this horrible feeling in my stomach,
like I just I want to believe that you would
never shoot on me, because we're really not, like we've
talked about that in the past, like we was how
we wouldn't do it.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
I hope it's all in my head, I really do. No,
I don't know how love feeling so here I am.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I just don't like how he handled you.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
Confronting him about the time spent, shrugging it off and
not taking the time to make you feel better is
really unsettling.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I know a lot of people do that.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
You know, it sucks because I think they think about themselves,
like how I'm not whatever, and then they it's like,
but you're someone else is talking to you that you
care about, like it's about them at that moment, and
that's fine. Yeah, you know, like so anyway, yeah, that
sucks the way that was handled. All right, Well, you
told us what a grocery store. He's a rewards card
member at so we'll do the usual. We'll call and
(19:35):
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. Okay, all right, we'll play a song Comeback.
You're to Catch a Cheater next in the middle of
to Catch a Cheater. If you're just joining us, Ashley
is on the phone. She's been with her boyfriend Ryan
(19:58):
for four years, and now she thinks that he might
be cheating. So in a second, we're going to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards can't remember at and say that he's
this month's big winner of flowers delivered to anybody that
he wants from our floral department. And we'll see if
he believes that first of all, and then if he
sends those flowers to Ashley or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Ashley, why don't you catch everybody
(20:18):
up in your situation.
Speaker 13 (20:20):
So we've been together four years. I used to travel
a bunch for work. He's the one that's traveling now.
In his time away just keeps increasing. And then when
he is home, he's been kind of avoiding me.
Speaker 12 (20:33):
He's been you know.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
Working in his office and you know, big red flag
for me not wanting to be in it, which no
one should ever feel.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, I've had that happen to me a lot.
Speaker 13 (20:45):
It's humiliating and like it's you know, I'm talking to
him about it, like it's not like I'm like, hey,
did you take up the trash like I brought it
up to him like this is a really big deal.
I'm feeling like this and he said, nothing's going on,
but I still like there.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Is with his assistant too. Is who you think it is?
Speaker 15 (21:04):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (21:05):
Hello, episode looking at me? Totally his previous type before me.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, all right, were you ready for us to call him?
I guess Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Hello, Hi, this is Shortal calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Ryan. H.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
Yeah, that's me Ryan.
Speaker 16 (21:35):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
your business. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Uh okay, where did I win?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Of the flowers?
Speaker 9 (21:48):
The flowers.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Every single month we choose one Rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment
to anybody that they want in the entire United States.
It's absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want. It's actually a
three hundred and eighty two dollars value. Thank you, Yeah, congratulations,
(22:11):
thank you.
Speaker 9 (22:12):
Okay, So so you'll send flowers anywhere?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Okay, cool, great, let me let me just give it
to tell you how it works in I can take
the information over the phone in a matter of minutes.
I can call you back if you don't know who
you want to send them to right now?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Yeah? No, no, no, we can do it on the phone. Okay,
let's send these flowers to Dana.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Okay, and do you want to send a card along
with this?
Speaker 15 (22:46):
Uh?
Speaker 17 (22:46):
Yeah, yeah, say something like, uh, I cannot wait to
hold you again, and the thought of your arms gives
me strengths.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Okay, got that.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
And now at this point, I would like to tell
you that my name is actually Jubil, and I'm calling
from a radio show that's called The Jubil Show, and
your girlfriend Ashley is actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
No, yeah, hold on.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, and that's what this is.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Oh my god, how you said yep?
Speaker 15 (23:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, I am you know, like I asked.
Speaker 13 (23:34):
You this and you told me nothing.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Was going on.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
But I can't believe it.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
I mean, I I.
Speaker 13 (23:41):
Asked you about this and you told me now and
now it's your assistant, Like I just knew it. I
knew it and I asked you and you denied it.
Why would you do this? I can't believe that, I
that I asked you there and you did this.
Speaker 9 (23:59):
You're it's not it's not an easy thing to say.
It's not it's not something I'm happy about. It's look, Ashley,
I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
It's just you're not happy. You're so disrespectful, you're not
happy about. Like, what are you even talking about? It
sounds like you you said you can't wait to.
Speaker 12 (24:19):
Be in her arms again. It sounds like if you
want us to happen, Like what are you even thinking?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
It's just it's I don't, I don't know. It's it's
it's an escape, it's a I mean, I mean, you know,
things haven't felt good with us for a long time,
and and you know, with with me traveling more and
and she has to travel with me a lot. So
like it's just we have things we connect on, the lifestyle,
(24:50):
the travel, the work, the loneliness. It just made sense
and with with us sort of feeling like there was
a distance outside of.
Speaker 11 (24:57):
It, I just I'm sorry. Well, you should have broken
up with me, then you should have told me.
Speaker 12 (25:03):
And you should have broken up with me.
Speaker 13 (25:05):
You've been together long enough that you could have told
me and we could have broken up and then you
can do whatever you want.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Are you in love with her?
Speaker 7 (25:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (25:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (25:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
I want us to be broken up. I just I
don't know. I'm just trying to figure things out. And
it's something I just kind of fell into and I
should have.
Speaker 12 (25:28):
How long is it been going on?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Like four or five months?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
WHOA?
Speaker 12 (25:34):
I thought that this was legit only like two months?
Speaker 13 (25:38):
And I asked you so long ago, Like you're so
disrespectful to be doing that.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
To me this long.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
And I don't even know anything about her, you know
what I mean? Like you've been taking intimacy away from me,
which is so disrespectful to do to another human being.
But you're disrespecting my body too. Does she know that
you have a girlfriend for the song?
Speaker 9 (26:04):
Yes, of course she does. It didn't start off this way.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I mean.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
I told her about my life, she told me about
her life, her husband, all that, and then we just
sort of fell into.
Speaker 13 (26:12):
This her husband, her husband, Oh my gosh, what are
you doing her husband? She's married. You're in a relationship.
Speaker 11 (26:22):
You're not like in.
Speaker 12 (26:23):
Some fantasy land. She's married.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Wow, I'm sure her husband would like to know what
she's been doing on her business trips.
Speaker 9 (26:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (26:32):
Now, I us feel like I should retouch her husband
and let him know so that he's not being disrespected
as well.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Ash ash come on, come on, you're already doing this
on the radio. You don't.
Speaker 12 (26:44):
Look.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I get, I get while you're back and and I
care about you. But I but if you're going to
be vindictive about it, you.
Speaker 12 (26:52):
Know, I'm done. I'm done.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (26:54):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
I deserve, I deserve.
Speaker 12 (26:57):
Better than this. I am a good person, and I
have treated them so well for four years. I've always
been there for you, and I don't deserve to be
treated like this.
Speaker 13 (27:07):
I deserve to be loved by a good partner, and
you should be humiliated by what you've done.
Speaker 9 (27:14):
Okay, actually, okay, okay, okay, just thank you for four
years of treating me well and one nightmare of a
phone call that you're blasting to the world, so I
get the better that you deserve.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And he hung up. Ashley, I'm really sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 11 (27:32):
I am too. I mean, I was on our list
that would end up this way, and it did. So
I just need to go for a walk and clear.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
My head right now.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
Yeah, I'm sure you need to do whatever you gotta do,
but just know this was a two for you did
your good deed.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Two for one yea for I have the.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
Rest of the day. I'm gonna go and to walk
in Google her husband now that I have her.
Speaker 11 (27:54):
Last name, okay, so I can let him know.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
So you will show to catch a cheater one second.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Wasn't quite prepared for that song to end. Well, I
wish they would have gone on a little bit longer
to give me time to do this.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your souls.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Your chance to take on our.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Own Victoria Ramires in a game of trivia for Illuminators tickets.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
So call up if you want to play.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one
eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Takes to beat Victoria. Yeah, who's already been beaten? I think, yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Feel too great, and if I'm being honest, my ears
haven't really popped for a day, so it kind of.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Feels like a paper. Could you hear us?
Speaker 18 (29:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Lightly, Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I was really blasting music
in my car the other like yesterday morning. I was like, well,
I can't hear it anyways, So.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
You're gonna have to scream the questions at her today, Nina.
I will do my best. Yes, please, you think you
can beat Victoria, call us up right now eight and
eight three four three one six one and we'll play
U vers Victoria next since you will show.
Speaker 16 (29:27):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You Versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Lumineer's tickets, and let's be today's contestant
for You vers Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Lindsay, what's up? Lindsay? How are you? I'm guys, I'm wonderful.
Thank you for asking you. I've had better days.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
But you know, it is pretty But you know, dude's
pretty interesting. I'm not gonna lie. When you can't hear
perfectly clear through your ears, it's kind of like a
different sound. It's kind of like even when it was
to music, it's like listening to it for a whole
new time, kind of everything's underwater.
Speaker 15 (30:14):
Yeah, that sounds like it would be correct.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
If Victoria's either got allergies or she's sick or both.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, we don't really know.
Speaker 15 (30:22):
My daughter has no voice, so we're good. I have
no voice.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
You're you're also okay? Sweet?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah, it's a little raspy knows a raspy voice.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I have a better chance of women anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
But does your tummy hurt? No, Victoria's tummy hurts too.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I did realize I forgot to eat with my medicine
this morning.
Speaker 15 (30:44):
Oh man, if you beat me today, that's gonna be
I'll feel even worse.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Well, here we go, I don't feel better.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and lindsay
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed. Victoria has to
beat you outright to wain. Okay, all right, all right,
she's outside. The door is closed, and here we go. Lindsay,
your time starts now. How many movies has Taylor Swift
acted in.
Speaker 15 (31:14):
Sick?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
What is the main component of the Earth's core?
Speaker 15 (31:19):
Pat?
Speaker 5 (31:20):
What song did Katie Perry sing during her brief flight
to space in April twenty twenty five?
Speaker 15 (31:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Pad?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
During a football game? How many players can a team
have on the field at one time?
Speaker 15 (31:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
What is the world's most populated city?
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and
while she's getting ready to plan, putting her headphones on
and stuff, lindsay, here's a question for you. What is
the worst possible thing you could put inside of a pinata?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Interesting?
Speaker 15 (32:00):
Gotten, I don't know. That's hard to think about.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
There's a lot of bad things for kids, maybe, like
what razors? That would be terrible, you know, like spit.
Speaker 15 (32:14):
A pinata for adults and then kids get it. That
wouldn't be really good.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
What about soup that would be messy like some lental
soup would What about like snakes or like spiders? Oh oh,
I just pictured a bunch of slit snakes falling out.
That would be.
Speaker 15 (32:29):
Terrible, like that fear factor to you?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Alright, maggots ew a terrible pinata field? Alright?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I No, Victoria is sick and actually is even sicker
thinking about that. All right, here we go, Victoria, Yeah,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible if
you don't know when Jesse passed, and you have to
beat lindsay outright? So when are you ready?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
All right, let's see you can tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 15 (33:00):
Ready go?
Speaker 5 (33:01):
How many movies has Taylor Swift acted in too? What
is the main component of the Earth's core?
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Magma, I don't know what song did Katie Perry sing
during her her brief flight to space in April twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
My ear just popped. I thought you were excited because
you knew the answer. I know, what's the question.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
What song did Kane Perry sing during her brief flight
to space during a football game? How many players can
a team have on the field at one time?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
That felt so nice.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
It didn't really last, but it felt so nice.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, a little bit, But man, that was the question.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
We're gonna say, I don't know what the question was,
but okay, cool, all right, let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Our social media producer Cabby are two sickos.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Lindsey and Victoria both got zero.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Oh, Lizzie, congratulations, that's a win. One goes see you.
Speaker 15 (34:01):
Taylor Swift one for sure.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, Luminear sick it's just for playing too, Thanks so much. Yep,
let's get the answers now in Nina.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
Taylor Swift has actually been in five movies, Valentine's Day,
The Lorax, The Giver Cats, and The Amsterdam The Thing
What a balt You know. Jason Trula was in that too.
The main component of the Earth's core is iron. The
song that Katy Perry sang during her brief flight to
space in April twenty twenty five was what a wonderful
world during a football game there are eleven players on
(34:32):
the field, or yeah, how.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Do I feel like that wouldn't be the first version
of it? Oh, I don't know. I just don't hear
Katy Perry singing no disrespect.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
I mean no, you're just looking down at the earth
and you're just like, yeah, no, I know, I just
I don't know, just Katy Perry singing what a wonderful world.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I don't I don't know. Anyway, moving on, It's okay.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
And Tokyo is the world's most populated city.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's it. I didn't get that question. He didn't you
was popping? Yeah you did? Did have your ear pop?
You know what? So I won this game?
Speaker 15 (35:03):
Don't win?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
All right, lindsay thank you for playing with play U
Verse Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play Victoria, all you have to
do is DMUs at the Jewel Show or go to
the jewelshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Victoria's struggling to day.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
You know, if anyone is sick out there and they're like,
my ears also need to pop, just play you versus Vicaria.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's that I found no pop. It's like your brain
actually exploded.
Speaker 13 (35:28):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at adjocuslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Maelan is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Trevor.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But first, Maylan, how
long has it been since you heard from Trevor?
Speaker 12 (35:48):
Hey, it's been nine days.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Nine days, all right, that's a long time. Yeah, did
you try to call him or text?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Well, I've prospected him and he didn't even text me back,
like sorry, I've been busy. So I send him a
voicemail of a voice message of me singing the theme
song from Friends, thinking that he would laugh.
Speaker 12 (36:07):
But nothing so fun.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
I mean that it is very funny.
Speaker 11 (36:14):
I think it's funny.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
So Trevor, he like confident, a little oh fancastic, But
I don't know, I just like, what's so attracted to him?
Speaker 12 (36:25):
We went to this karao two bar.
Speaker 9 (36:27):
It was my idea.
Speaker 12 (36:28):
He seemed down, and.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
You know, I love a guy who doesn't take to
himself too seriously. You were doing duets and by the
second round he was like, he has a super gravelly voice,
and he did. He sang creed and ironically somehow made
it sexy.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:47):
And then after the carriagat we went outside.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
There was this stuff serve ice cream truck.
Speaker 12 (36:52):
So we sat at a bench close by and ate.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Ice cream and slapped family stories and laughed at drunk people.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Stumbling out at the bar.
Speaker 10 (36:59):
And I don't know, it felt real.
Speaker 12 (37:02):
And so like natural.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And then we kissed like a slow burnt kiss, yeah,
and that you don't expect. But then when it happened,
my brain was like short circuiting. I was like whoa, Yeah,
And he's just like he's different, not in like a
fake deep way, but like in a like a whoa.
(37:25):
He surprised me kind of a way. And I just
know that trouble Trevor feels the same way about me.
I could steel it in my bones that this was
something different. And he also smelled like sear wood and
like mystery, and I just I want all of that.
Speaker 12 (37:44):
He did tell me.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
His last relationship ended because he got teated on, and he.
Speaker 12 (37:50):
Is working on trust issues.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, okay, Okay, So, thinking.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Back, I know that a lot of the guys at
the bar were looking at me, and ice cream guy
blatantly flirted with me, and I wasn't floating back, but
you know, I would be nice, and I think it
may have triggered him and you know, his trust issues. Yeah,
I can't believe I did that. I mean, in the moment,
I didn't think about it, but now it's so obvious
(38:17):
to me.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Did he start to seem jealous when the ice cream
guy was hitting on you? Or do you feel like
he noticed to the other people who were looking at you.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I definitely think he noticed. If he was jealous, he
didn't show it. But yeah, like, looking back, I was like, oh,
maybe he was a little uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Maybe because that's really the only thing you could think
of that would have made it so he would and
respond for nine days.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
I feel like it was a perfect date.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Okay. And so you think that might be the reason
you're too hot? It honestly good for you, Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Man, I can't tell you the number of times I
haven't gotten a callback because I've just been way too sexy.
Hot person problem happens all the time. All right, we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date if you still want one.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
In just a second, okay, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
All right, we'll get your first date follow up right
after this. It's the Duel show brand the middle of
today's first date follow up. And if you're just joining us,
Malan is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a dude named Trevor. So we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
(39:34):
and maybe get her a second date. But first, Maylan,
why don't you break down your date again for.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Us real quick?
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Sure.
Speaker 12 (39:40):
So we went to this Charioka date. It was my idea.
We had a great time, and.
Speaker 19 (39:44):
Then we had an ice cream outside afterwards, and then
we kissed and it was amazing. And then he did
tell me that he had trust issues because his last
girlfriend cheated on him.
Speaker 12 (39:57):
And since then it's been nine days to him.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I even sent him a voice message of me singing
the same.
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Song from friends and nothing.
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Nothing, all right, Because you think that the other guys
in the ice cream guy was hitting on you to
trigger him.
Speaker 9 (40:11):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 15 (40:12):
I feel like it was a trigger for him.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Okay, so it could be because the ice cream man.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I don't know I was.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Anyway, So it could be because the ice cream man
was hitting on you. That's the only reason you could
think of, only reason. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,
man speaks to Trevor. Please, yeah, this is them. Hey, Trevor,
(40:44):
how are you. This is a radio show. It's called
The Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Hi, Trevor. I'm Mina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name's Jubil.
Speaker 15 (40:49):
What's up.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
How are you?
Speaker 20 (40:51):
Oh what, I'm good?
Speaker 13 (40:54):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Sweet? Pretty good? Thanks for asking. Do you ever listen
to the show? I know you guys?
Speaker 20 (41:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh cool? Okay, Well maybe you've heard the first a
follow up before yeah yeah, yeah, all right. Yeah, that's
the segment where if you're ghosting somebody, they can email
us to get you on the phone and ask why
you're not calling them back. And we got an email
about you, Trevor. Okay, Then he guesses who that Who
that is? Who would email us?
Speaker 20 (41:25):
It's probably mailing?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
I mean, yeah, I guess yes it is. It's on purpose. Huh.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
So it's been nine days since your day, she hasn't
heard from you at all.
Speaker 20 (41:39):
Yeah, that's because she's crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Why oh, why do you say that?
Speaker 20 (41:44):
Well, okay, we were sitting on a bench like eating
ice cream after like we had had you know, we'd
met up, and we're talking about life and and you.
Speaker 21 (41:56):
Know, just family stories and stuff.
Speaker 22 (41:58):
And then she, like she out of nowhere, just starts
talking to her dad grandma, Like she said to me,
literally says to me that her grandma keeps reminding her
of funny stories to share with me. And she said
her grandma wanted me to know. She literally said that,
She said, I want my grandma wants you to know
that if I break her granddaughter's heart, she's gonna haunt
me forever.
Speaker 20 (42:19):
And then literally she started tackling, like.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
What how was she talking to her grandma though?
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Was she actually talking like out loud, like oh, Grandma,
that's a good one. Or was she just like making
jokes and you know, and maybe she's trying to funny.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 21 (42:36):
It really felt like she was talking like she thought
she was talking to her like she was like with us.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
It was bizarre, and that's the reason. How would you
feel jubile?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah, I mean I don't know, you know, like it
depends where I was in life. Okay, Like if I
was just looking for a hook up, absolutely i'd be
down because that sounds like it'd probably fun. But I
would want to make sure if I was looking for
a long term thing that you know, she's not constantly
having conversations with her grandma joining us.
Speaker 13 (43:08):
Time.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Well, thank you jrefor for being honest. And Maylan is
actually on the phone and must have talked.
Speaker 12 (43:16):
To you, I Trevor.
Speaker 21 (43:20):
Maylan.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course it's nice. Yeah, I just
want you to know that, you know, I mean, my
grandma was there, but it's nothing to worry about, and
she's always kind.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Of there for me. Okay, so she was, but yeah,
you're nothing to worry about. You were literally talking to you.
Speaker 21 (43:45):
Your dead grandma on the date, you know, like that's okay,
all right, Well that's something I just.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Want you to know that I'm not crazy. I talked
to my grandma because my grandma's always there for me
when I'm nervous, and she was there for me become
normal for me.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I mean, I'm just not I don't know.
Speaker 21 (44:07):
What to do with that, you know, because she wasn't
really there, so it was like it was a very
jarring for her stuff.
Speaker 15 (44:12):
You know.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Well, she was there, and she is actually with me
right now, and she doesn't like how you're acting.
Speaker 21 (44:20):
Great, Okay, so I've I've been roasted by a ghost
and I guess okay the.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
First yeah, well she does not like how you're packling
right now. And she thought that you were really sweet
on the date, but you know, right now, she's really
really unsure, like she thinks that maybe you're crazy.
Speaker 21 (44:40):
Oh yeah, okay, well I guess that's something I'm yeah, ok.
Speaker 12 (44:46):
He probably does.
Speaker 9 (44:48):
What do you what?
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, I was talking to your grandma and she says
that your hips are really tight, so you're probably not
really good in bed.
Speaker 21 (44:56):
Wo Okay, what now your grandma is talking to me?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Well, you're talking about like she doesn't exist, so she's
basically just defending herself.
Speaker 20 (45:13):
Well, Maylan, if.
Speaker 22 (45:15):
Your grandma was so alive, I would rock her world
to show her and then I'm good in bed?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
But wait what.
Speaker 10 (45:23):
I show her?
Speaker 9 (45:24):
What's up? I mean?
Speaker 2 (45:24):
But she's said, so I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Wow, Well, you won't be able to handle my grandma.
She was married five times, so I guarantee you she's
a lot more experienced than you are.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Grandma Trevor, would you like to go on another day
with Maelon? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 21 (45:47):
Yeah, I couldn't barely my own mom, Like, I don't
know if I'm ready for her Grandma. I like the
dead grandma commentary.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Yeah, well, I don't need to go on a date
with you because obviously you're not good in bed, and
I need that.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
I need that. Jule's First Date follow up.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
All you gotta do is give us three minutes and
we're gonna give you every single thing you need to
know for the day. Wow, brought to you by a
muckleshoe bingo in Auburn. Oh your home from MACHINEO. It's
time for Nina's what's trending? Trend mean?
Speaker 5 (46:24):
I'm gonna trend you. I think this first woman needs
one of those girls. Yeah, she's trending because she hit
twenty thousand dollars in medical bills after a bat flew
into her mouth. Oh wait, I got like a bat
an animal bat?
Speaker 4 (46:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yes, like a rodent with wings?
Speaker 14 (46:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (46:45):
How did it find her mouth?
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I'm about to tell you. So, this girl, Erica Kahn,
is trending big time right now. Even though this happened
last year, her story is making its rounds because this
bat flew on top of her face in Arizona, and
instead of just like batting it off, not to mean
say bad one hundred times, she opened her mouth and
started screaming. So she's screaming and as she's doing that,
that that crawled into my mouth.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I thought I was going into a cave. No, yeah,
I did, like it probably did, and then tried to
hang upside down.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I don't think it big is her mouth? I'm not,
you know, I mean that in the mean way. But
like for the bat to confuse it as a cave,
that's a pretty big mouth.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
That is a very valid question because I had the
same thought. That's nuts the hope.
Speaker 13 (47:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:26):
But the bat went in and then finally came out,
and her dad was like, honey, you go to the
hospital right now because those things carry all kinds of diseases.
Speaker 21 (47:33):
They do.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
So she was there.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
They had to do all kinds of tests, and the
total bill ended up coming out to over twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
Honestly, if I if a bat crawled into my mouth
and did that. I would either A not do anything
about it and just like go home and have a day,
or B I would go to a different country to
have all this medical tests done because it's way too
expensive to do it here.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
I would call an emergency meeting.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
I would write on the white board, this is for
those who have wronged me in the past, and then
it would open up my mouth.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
And a bat would fly out.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
When everybody's round the streaming and nobody would ever disrespect
me again?
Speaker 2 (48:06):
What to keep the while? Everybody showed up to the meeting, though,
But I was gonna take a little that one.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah, I love We all have very different reactions to
what we would do.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Because I would pick up a.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
Bottle of vodka switch it around my mouth because alcohol
kills JR.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Does she get sick? It was just the test.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
No, it was just the test. She ended up thankfully
being totally fine. But it is better to be safe
than sorry. I just can't believe that medical bill. But
also more importantly, there was a bat in her mouth.
Is that with or without insurance?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Oh? That's insurance. Dang, that's insane. How do you does
it pay that? I don't know the The moral of
the story is don't scream. What No, that's not the
moral of the story. Yeah, if a bat jumps on
your face, let it absolutely not. I would scream.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
J wants to be Batman, like I can feel it.
I would love to be Batman.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Be fun.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Well, here's something terrible. Batman, though, wouldn't be wanting to
do any crimes. I'd just be playing with my toys.
Speaker 4 (49:00):
I was gonna say damage.
Speaker 5 (49:04):
Everybody could get away with it because he'd be's undistracted
by the last thing, exactly the cap my ad, my
way to stop a crime.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
And then I'd stop off somewhere and be like, oh,
I forgot that guy's gonna blow up that building. I
kind of get there. Oh dang, he blew it up already.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Next time. Yeah, I told you can't text me in
the middle of something.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
They need to make a Marble superhero movie with an
add care. Yeah, everybody needs to be represented. There's something
else trending all over the place, and it's called a
house purse. I mean, I think this has been done before,
but this is now just how it's labeled. And it
makes perfect sense because you know, when you move around
your house and you go from room to room. You
(49:47):
have your glasses, you have your chapstick, you have your lotions,
you have whatever it is that you need in all
these different spaces. So instead of having to go back
and forth between the rooms because we're that lazy, just
have a little purse that you carry everywhere with you
that has every thing in it.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
How big are these people's houses? I mean, I don't
know if just you walk down the.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Hall, So I should just get a small apartment. Let
me tell you, it's really easy to move from one
room to the other.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
It would imagine if you didn't have to.
Speaker 4 (50:13):
But then but then I'd have to remember the purse,
and I had to remember to put the trapstick back
in the purse.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
And if I realize, that's way too many things to remember.
Speaker 5 (50:21):
Yes, this is victorious Batman, so yeah, you'd be Robin.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
In that scenario.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
We would stop evildoers by constantly interrupting them while they
were in thought, you know, because we just had something
to say, and then we would just say it and
they'd be like, stop interrupting me, and they get so
shut up they'd eventually just run away.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
I'm so frustrated. I can't even crime right now. I
feel that way sometimes that's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Doubles.
Speaker 10 (50:53):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (50:57):
I do.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Sweet what is it?
Speaker 18 (51:01):
So me and well, my ex husband now we've divorced,
but I still have Keith to what used to be
our house and now it's his house, right.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Okay, where is this going?
Speaker 10 (51:19):
And well, you know, I mean let's be real times.
Speaker 18 (51:23):
You know, things are expensive now and we all run
out of stuff like toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (51:29):
Sugar, milk, whatever, right.
Speaker 18 (51:31):
And I you know, so it says I still have
the key. I go over there and I.
Speaker 23 (51:39):
Take stuff, yes, okay, like what I mean like literally
like I'll take toilet paper, paper towel.
Speaker 10 (51:53):
Sometimes, like he's like addicted to beef jerkey that I
I love the jerky and so it's and so like
I will take that. And because he's he's.
Speaker 18 (52:04):
Like one of those like you know, bodybuilder people, so
he has to get his like protein in, so I
steal a lot of that. I take some of this
protein powder because that's stuff expensive.
Speaker 23 (52:17):
Basically.
Speaker 18 (52:18):
Yeah, and he he's not like the brightest guy, so
he doesn't really know what's going on, but he will
call me randomly sometimes and just be like, hey, like
did you sound at the house or something, because you'll.
Speaker 10 (52:33):
Say like his mail's been moved or his keys or.
Speaker 18 (52:37):
Something to something, and I'm just like, no, I don't
know what you're talking about, Like that's crazy, Like I
don't know, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Doesn't have a ring or anything.
Speaker 18 (52:47):
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's totally old school, none
of that.
Speaker 5 (52:52):
Actually wants you to do it. He never changed the locks.
That's his fault.
Speaker 18 (52:58):
I mean I don't know. I mean, he did cheat
on me, so maybe I don't know, but.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
He feels guilty toilet paper.
Speaker 10 (53:09):
Guilty maybe, but I mean he's definitely never.
Speaker 12 (53:13):
Pulled me out on it.
Speaker 10 (53:14):
I mean just to ask if I've been over there,
and I'm like no.
Speaker 12 (53:19):
Because I mean, hey, I don't.
Speaker 10 (53:20):
I mean, I'm not taking anything like that crazy. But
you know, I mean why not.
Speaker 5 (53:27):
Why not if he didn't ask for the key back
and he didn't change the locks, I mean I saw him.
Speaker 10 (53:33):
Yeah, I feel like it's fair game, and you know,
I mean, it's it's you know, I just like messing
with him anyways.
Speaker 12 (53:39):
Well thanks, it's innocent.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Right until you guys get back together.
Speaker 15 (53:45):
But yeah, I don't think that'll happen.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, Going
bye bye. What's your dirty little secret?
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