August 13, 2025 • 9 mins
Something massive is happening — and no, it's not an alien invasion. It’s Taylor Swift’s long-awaited podcast appearance on New Heights, and one fan took things way too far in preparation. We’re talking jail time, internet sabotage, and unhinged prop bets about her new album that range from Travis Kelsey love songs to death metal breakups.
This episode of The Jubal Show breaks down the chaos surrounding the “most anticipated podcast drop in 4,000 years” — and trust us, you won’t believe what lengths people are going to for a first listen.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Uh, oh, you know what that means?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What it's a double show.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Well, I guess it could mean a lot of things,
but right now, it means that there's something huge happening
today that you might not know about. It's the biggest
news to happen in about four thousand years. WHOA or
at least people are acting like it is because in
preparation for the biggest event ever that's happening later today,
one person is behind bars for a crazy reason, and
online gambling websites are even taking huge bets on what
(00:31):
will happen. What is the most important news event in
the world today And will it cause you to wager
your life savings or will you end up behind bars
because of it? Yes, you'll find out right after this.
It's a double show. Just want to warn you what
you're about to hear is very intense.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Whoa Mark Guest Today is a singer, song and producer
director from Nashville, Tennessee that she was the most awarded
hardest in the history of the American Music Awards Billboard
Music Awards.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know why he was yelling so much, but.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I Heeart Radio Music Awards, Godard, Gravy Awards, and the
only artists in the history of the year four times.
Last December, she wrapped up the air Sewer, which spanned
one hundred and forty nine shows across.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Fifth Really Sounds Like It Hurts Yells at.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
One Citi's five times, it was the most attended.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Tour of all times, of all time, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Still going hold up her last time of the Torture
Police Department set a record with one points.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Very obviously still going. I don't think anybody had any questions.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
About billion streams.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Believe was then the first week alone, all.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Right, in the first week and as a fan of
that guy on the Chiefs just.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nineteen wins two titles, still going.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Had show, Yeah, Hi Side, You're a Lord. Why don't
you guys talk about me? That was an intense intro.
It's the Double Show.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And if you didn't know, Taylor Swift is making an
appearance on Travis Kelcey and Jason Kelsey's podcast today to
announce her new album. That's at seven o'clock Eastern on iHeartRadio.
So make sure you go listen to that because everybody
has been freaking out and I know that because not
only are there a bunch of crazy prop bets that
(02:30):
you can make on her appearance right now, but one
fan is actually behind bars in preparation for Taylor Swift
being on Travis Kelcey and Jason Kelsey's podcast this afternoon
to talk about her album release.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
This is another Stalker, a twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Three year old woman from a small town in Ohio,
has been taken into custody after successfully disabling her entire
town's Internet access. Wow, it was our effort to be
the first to hear Taylor Swift's upcoming New Heights podcast appearance.
She tried to take down her whole town's Wi Fi
so she could be the first and only person in
that town to be able to hear Taylor Swift on
(03:09):
the New Heights podcast this afternoon at four o'clock Pacific,
seven o'clock Eastern on iHeartRadio podcast Let's I Get Out.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Taylor did it dedication.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Honestly, he does have the craziest fans and I am
here for Yeah, and people have been freaking out ever
since they announced that she would be on the show
to talk about her new album.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
According to police reports, a self described Level thirteen swifty
was found early Tuesday morning near Amy near a municipal
utility box, wearing a showgirl in the street Swifty in
the Sheets hoodie and wielding bolt cutters that's funny, and
an old Wi Fi signal jammer and a handwritten map
of Glenville's broadband lines.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Who yeah, that's looking very suspicious.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Authorities say that the woman who works part time at
the town library had reportedly been increasingly agitated in the
days before the news broke that Taylor Swift would appear
on the New Heights podcast but which Travis and Jason
Kelcey that drops at seven and four Pacific, like we said,
and she kept saying that she needed to experience it
(04:15):
first and be an emotional solitude.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
When the podcast dropped.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Her roommates said that she told her she was taking
PTO for spiritual reasons.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Hey, that counts, but didn't know that that meant taking
out the whole town's internet.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Can you be a cult even if by yourself, like
you don't realize it, Like Taylor definitely is not intentionally
creating cult like behavior that's not cult.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But just happened. It's a fan time like this is
next level. I mean, hey, dedication.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
They really say you can do anything you put your
mind to and this is proof well.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Taylor Swift's new album Life of a show Girl is
going to be announced for the first time on the
New Heights podcast today on iHeartRadio at seven pm Eastern
pm Pacific. So make sure you listen, because this woman
took out her whole town's internet just so she could
be the first to listen to it. One person said,
I thought my router was just acting up, said Chuck Poulton,
(05:10):
sixty one. Didn't know we had a swifty insurgency going on.
My wife missed her bingo because of this.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Authorities say that the woman looks stunned when they asked
her if she takes down the entire city's WiFi, how
was she planning to listen to the podcast?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh my gosh, I didn't answer that question.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Other things that are happening in preparation for today's New
Heights podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Again, it's at seventy.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm just saying giving everybody the time and when to
listen because this is the biggest thing that happened in
the world in a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, I guess I don't know why. I thought it
already came out.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
No, it comes out today and your Internet will crash.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It was just all the teaser.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The internet is probably going to crash around that. Ty Yes,
seven pm Eastern, four pm Pacific. iHeartRadio app download it
if you haven't. It might not be able too soon
because so many people are going to be down. Sure,
Taylor Swift being on Travis and Jason Kelsey's podcast, but
there are offshore gambling sites taking prop bets on what
Taylor Swift is going to say about her new album.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm excited here you go. Thousand to one odds.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
That on the New Heights podcast today, when Taylor Swift
stops by with her boyfriend and his brother, Taylor announces
that her new album is actually a death metal concept
record about breakups in the underworld.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's a thousand to one. Hh, that's really far feed.
That's not happening. Thousand to one though. You can make
a lot of money, Yeah, that's true. You bet against it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, and if you bet against it, no, But if
you if you bet for it and it happens to
be that Taylor Swift recorded a death metal album, then
can you win big time?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Other odds on some prop bets that people are betting
on in preparation for Taylor Swift being on Travis Kelsey's
podcast two hundred and fifty to one shot. Travis Kelsey
features vocally on a track titled Red Zone Romance.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I've been trying to see him featuring somehow on one.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
He didn't do that already. They absolutely should or SNL
should do this. Yeah, kind of skiddy.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
One hundred and twenty one odds. One hundred and twenty
to one odds. Taylor Swift confirms that Life of a
Show Girl is actually a fake album, and she drops
a real one during the episode. I could actually see
that happening.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I can see that happening, which I don't like.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I just can't believe that this has just taken over
the world so much. They we're happening.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Fake conversations and fake bets about stuff that's not happening. Okay,
but the thing, the real bets, you can bet on it. Hey,
my bad, real bets about fake things.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
What makes it so important, though, is she's never really
been on a podcast, and like, it's been so long
since I think she's done any kind of Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's why we're freaking out.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I guess I haven't seen her be a guest
on really anything other than a late night talk show
here and there.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That, And we've heard so much about her new album,
like gotten so many different little bro what do you
call it?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I'm her cult leaders?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah no? What Like during her tour she like released
a bunch of little.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah right, I guess you know how to get her
on the podcast. Hell, there's only one person who can
do that right now.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And Travis, I know you got to hit her with that. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
There's some more prop bets that you can place money
on if you want to bet on.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What Taylor Swift will reveal.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
About her new album on the New Heights podcast today
at four o'clock Pacific, seven o'clock Eastern at the iHeartRadio
have there's a hidden track called Travis's Mom featuring Donna Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Eighty to one odds on that. Oh that's funny. That'd
be really funny. You see her being on that.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
That'd be fun Maybe they're bringing back the talking interludes
on albums.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
They are six hundred to one odds that Taylor Swift
announces she's running for president in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yay, if she ever run, she will win. I really
like her, but This is just a whole nother level.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Three thousand to one odds that the entire album was
secretly produced by Kanye West.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That would be amazing, That would be a pot choice
and nobody saw coming
Uh, oh, you know what that means?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What it's a double show.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Well, I guess it could mean a lot of things,
but right now, it means that there's something huge happening
today that you might not know about. It's the biggest
news to happen in about four thousand years. WHOA or
at least people are acting like it is because in
preparation for the biggest event ever that's happening later today,
one person is behind bars for a crazy reason, and
online gambling websites are even taking huge bets on what
(00:31):
will happen. What is the most important news event in
the world today And will it cause you to wager
your life savings or will you end up behind bars
because of it? Yes, you'll find out right after this.
It's a double show. Just want to warn you what
you're about to hear is very intense.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Whoa Mark Guest Today is a singer, song and producer
director from Nashville, Tennessee that she was the most awarded
hardest in the history of the American Music Awards Billboard
Music Awards.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know why he was yelling so much, but.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I Heeart Radio Music Awards, Godard, Gravy Awards, and the
only artists in the history of the year four times.
Last December, she wrapped up the air Sewer, which spanned
one hundred and forty nine shows across.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Fifth Really Sounds Like It Hurts Yells at.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
One Citi's five times, it was the most attended.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Tour of all times, of all time, I'm.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Still going hold up her last time of the Torture
Police Department set a record with one points.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Very obviously still going. I don't think anybody had any questions.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
About billion streams.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Believe was then the first week alone, all.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Right, in the first week and as a fan of
that guy on the Chiefs just.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nineteen wins two titles, still going.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Had show, Yeah, Hi Side, You're a Lord. Why don't
you guys talk about me? That was an intense intro.
It's the Double Show.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And if you didn't know, Taylor Swift is making an
appearance on Travis Kelcey and Jason Kelsey's podcast today to
announce her new album. That's at seven o'clock Eastern on iHeartRadio.
So make sure you go listen to that because everybody
has been freaking out and I know that because not
only are there a bunch of crazy prop bets that
(02:30):
you can make on her appearance right now, but one
fan is actually behind bars in preparation for Taylor Swift
being on Travis Kelcey and Jason Kelsey's podcast this afternoon
to talk about her album release.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
This is another Stalker, a twenty.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Three year old woman from a small town in Ohio,
has been taken into custody after successfully disabling her entire
town's Internet access. Wow, it was our effort to be
the first to hear Taylor Swift's upcoming New Heights podcast appearance.
She tried to take down her whole town's Wi Fi
so she could be the first and only person in
that town to be able to hear Taylor Swift on
(03:09):
the New Heights podcast this afternoon at four o'clock Pacific,
seven o'clock Eastern on iHeartRadio podcast Let's I Get Out.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Taylor did it dedication.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Honestly, he does have the craziest fans and I am
here for Yeah, and people have been freaking out ever
since they announced that she would be on the show
to talk about her new album.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
According to police reports, a self described Level thirteen swifty
was found early Tuesday morning near Amy near a municipal
utility box, wearing a showgirl in the street Swifty in
the Sheets hoodie and wielding bolt cutters that's funny, and
an old Wi Fi signal jammer and a handwritten map
of Glenville's broadband lines.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Who yeah, that's looking very suspicious.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Authorities say that the woman who works part time at
the town library had reportedly been increasingly agitated in the
days before the news broke that Taylor Swift would appear
on the New Heights podcast but which Travis and Jason
Kelcey that drops at seven and four Pacific, like we said,
and she kept saying that she needed to experience it
(04:15):
first and be an emotional solitude.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
When the podcast dropped.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Her roommates said that she told her she was taking
PTO for spiritual reasons.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Hey, that counts, but didn't know that that meant taking
out the whole town's internet.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Can you be a cult even if by yourself, like
you don't realize it, Like Taylor definitely is not intentionally
creating cult like behavior that's not cult.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But just happened. It's a fan time like this is
next level. I mean, hey, dedication.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
They really say you can do anything you put your
mind to and this is proof well.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Taylor Swift's new album Life of a show Girl is
going to be announced for the first time on the
New Heights podcast today on iHeartRadio at seven pm Eastern
pm Pacific. So make sure you listen, because this woman
took out her whole town's internet just so she could
be the first to listen to it. One person said,
I thought my router was just acting up, said Chuck Poulton,
(05:10):
sixty one. Didn't know we had a swifty insurgency going on.
My wife missed her bingo because of this.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Authorities say that the woman looks stunned when they asked
her if she takes down the entire city's WiFi, how
was she planning to listen to the podcast?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Oh my gosh, I didn't answer that question.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Other things that are happening in preparation for today's New
Heights podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Again, it's at seventy.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'm just saying giving everybody the time and when to
listen because this is the biggest thing that happened in
the world in a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, I guess I don't know why. I thought it
already came out.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
No, it comes out today and your Internet will crash.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It was just all the teaser.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The internet is probably going to crash around that. Ty Yes,
seven pm Eastern, four pm Pacific. iHeartRadio app download it
if you haven't. It might not be able too soon
because so many people are going to be down. Sure,
Taylor Swift being on Travis and Jason Kelsey's podcast, but
there are offshore gambling sites taking prop bets on what
Taylor Swift is going to say about her new album.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm excited here you go. Thousand to one odds.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
That on the New Heights podcast today, when Taylor Swift
stops by with her boyfriend and his brother, Taylor announces
that her new album is actually a death metal concept
record about breakups in the underworld.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's a thousand to one. Hh, that's really far feed.
That's not happening. Thousand to one though. You can make
a lot of money, Yeah, that's true. You bet against it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Well, and if you bet against it, no, But if
you if you bet for it and it happens to
be that Taylor Swift recorded a death metal album, then
can you win big time?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Other odds on some prop bets that people are betting
on in preparation for Taylor Swift being on Travis Kelsey's
podcast two hundred and fifty to one shot. Travis Kelsey
features vocally on a track titled Red Zone Romance.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I've been trying to see him featuring somehow on one.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
He didn't do that already. They absolutely should or SNL
should do this. Yeah, kind of skiddy.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
One hundred and twenty one odds. One hundred and twenty
to one odds. Taylor Swift confirms that Life of a
Show Girl is actually a fake album, and she drops
a real one during the episode. I could actually see
that happening.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
I can see that happening, which I don't like.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I just can't believe that this has just taken over
the world so much. They we're happening.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Fake conversations and fake bets about stuff that's not happening. Okay,
but the thing, the real bets, you can bet on it. Hey,
my bad, real bets about fake things.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
What makes it so important, though, is she's never really
been on a podcast, and like, it's been so long
since I think she's done any kind of Oh.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's why we're freaking out.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I guess I haven't seen her be a guest
on really anything other than a late night talk show
here and there.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
That, And we've heard so much about her new album,
like gotten so many different little bro what do you
call it?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I'm her cult leaders?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah no? What Like during her tour she like released
a bunch of little.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah right, I guess you know how to get her
on the podcast. Hell, there's only one person who can
do that right now.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And Travis, I know you got to hit her with that. Whatever.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
There's some more prop bets that you can place money
on if you want to bet on.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What Taylor Swift will reveal.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
About her new album on the New Heights podcast today
at four o'clock Pacific, seven o'clock Eastern at the iHeartRadio
have there's a hidden track called Travis's Mom featuring Donna Kelsey.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Eighty to one odds on that. Oh that's funny. That'd
be really funny. You see her being on that.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
That'd be fun Maybe they're bringing back the talking interludes
on albums.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
They are six hundred to one odds that Taylor Swift
announces she's running for president in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yay, if she ever run, she will win. I really
like her, but This is just a whole nother level.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Three thousand to one odds that the entire album was
secretly produced by Kanye West.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
That would be amazing, That would be a pot choice
and nobody saw coming
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