The Full Jubal Show from August 13th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Uh, oh, you know what that means? What it's a
double show. Well, I guess it could mean a lot
of things, but right now, it means that there's something
huge happening today that you might not know about. It's
the biggest news to happen in about four thousand years.
Who or at least people are acting like it is
because in preparation for the biggest event ever that's happening

(00:23):
later today, one person is behind bars for a crazy reason,
and online gambling websites are even taking huge bets on
what will happen. What is the most important news event
in the world today and will it cause you to
wager your life savings or will you end up behind
bars because of it? You'll find out right after this.
It's a double show. Just want to warn you what

(00:44):
you're about to hear is very intense.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Whoa guest Today is a singer, song and producer director
from Nashville, Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
She was the most awarded hearts in the history of.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
The American music Awards Billboard Music Awards.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't know why I was yelling so much, but.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
iHeart Radio Music Awards, got Board Gravy Awards, and the only.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Artists in the history of the year four times.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Last December, she wrapped up the air Sewer, which spanned
one hundred and forty nine shows across.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Fifth Really Sounds like It Hurts yells at.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
One city's five times it was the most attended.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Tour of all times, of all time.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I'm still going hold on her last time of the
Torture Police Department set a record with one points.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Very obviously still going. I don't think anybody had any questions.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
About a billion streams believe the first week alone, all right,
in the first week and as a fan of that
guy on the Chiefs just.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Nineteen wins two as titles, still going, had show.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah You're a Lord. Why don't you guys talk about meal?
That was an intense intro. It's the Jubile Show. And
if you didn't know, Taylor Swift is making an appearance
on Travis Kelcey and Jason Kelsey's podcast today to announce
her new album. That's at seven o'clock Eastern on iHeartRadio.

(02:23):
So make sure you go listen to that because everybody
has been freaking out. And I know that because not
only are there a bunch of crazy prop bets that
you can make on her appearance right now, but one
fan is actually behind bars in preparation for Taylor Swift
being on Travis Kelcey and Jason Kelsey's podcast this afternoon
to talk about her album release. This is another Stalker,

(02:45):
A twenty three year old woman from a small town
in Ohio has been taken into custody after successfully disabling
her entire town's Internet access. Wow, it was our effort
to be the first to hear Taylor Swift's upcoming New
Heights podcast appearance. She tried to take down her whole
town's Wi Fi so she could be the first and
the only person in that town to be able to

(03:07):
hear Taylor Swift on the New Heights podcast this afternoon
at four o'clock Pacific, seven o'clock Eastern on iHeartRadio podcast
Let's I Get Out. Taylor did it dedication.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Honestly, he does have the craziest fans and I am
here for Yeah and people have been freaking out ever
since they announced that she would be on the show
to talk about her new album.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
According to police reports, a self described Level thirteen swifty
was found early Tuesday morning near Amy near a municipal
utility box wearing a showgirl in the street Swifty in
the Sheets hoodie and wielding bolt cutters that's funny, and
an old Wi Fi signal jammer and a handwritten map
of Glenville's broadband lines. Woo, Yeah, that's looking very suspicious.

(03:54):
Authorities say that the woman who works part time at
the town library had reportedly been increasingly agitated in the
days before the news broke that Taylor Swift would appear
on the New Heights podcast but with Travis and Jason
Kelcey that drops at seven and four Pacific, like we said,
and she kept saying that she needed to experience it

(04:15):
first and be an emotional solitude. When the podcast dropped,
her roommates said that she told her she was taking
pto for spiritual reasons. Hey, that counts, but didn't know
that that meant taking out the whole town's internet.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Can you be a cult even if by yourself, like
you don't realize it, like Taylor definitely is not intentionally
creating cult like behavior.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's not cult but just happened. It's a fan hime
like this is next level. I mean, hey, dedication.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
They really say you can do anything you put your
mind to and this is proof well.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Taylor Swift's new album Life of a show Girl is
going to be announced for the first time on the
New Heights podcast today on iHeartRadio at seven pm Eastern
four pm Pacific. So make sure you listen, because this
woman took out her whole town's internet just so she
could be the first to listen to it. One person said,
I thought my router was just acting up, said Chuck Poulton,

(05:10):
sixty one. Didn't know we had a swifty insurgency going on.
My wife missed her bingo because of this. Oh oh.
Authorities say that the woman looks stunned when they asked
her if she takes down the entire city's WiFi, how
was she planning to listen to the podcast? Oh my gosh,
I didn't answer that question. Other things that are happening

(05:34):
in brebation for today's New Heights podcast. Again, it's at seventy.
I'm just saying giving everybody the time and when to listen,
because this is the biggest thing that happened in the
world in a long time. Yeah, I guess I don't
know why. I thought it already came out. No, it
comes out today, and your internet will crash. It was
just all the teaser. The internet is probably going to
crash around that. Sy Yes seven pm Eastern, four pm
Pacific iHeartRadio app download it if you haven't, it might

(05:57):
not be able too soon because so many people are
going to be down. Sure Taylor Swift being on Travis
and Jason Kelsey's podcast, but there are offshore gambling sites
taking prop bets on what Taylor Swift is going to
say about her new album. I'm excited here you go
on thousand to one odds. That on the New Heights
podcast today, when Taylor Swift stops by with her boyfriend

(06:20):
and his brother, Taylor announces that her new album is
actually a death metal concept record about breakups in the underworld.
That's a thousand to one. Hh, that's really far feed.
That's not happening. Thousand to one though. You can make
a lot of money, Yeah, that's true. You bet against
it well, and if you bet against it, no, But
if you if you bet for it and it happens

(06:40):
to be that Taylor Swift recorded a death metal album,
then can you win big time? Wow? Other odds on
some prop bets that people are betting on in preparation
for Taylor Swift being on Travis Kelsey's podcast two hundred
and fifty to one shot. Travis Kelsey features vocally on
a track titled Red Zone Romance.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
I've been trying to see him featuring somehow on one.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
He didn't do that already. They absolutely should or SNL
should do this. Yeah, kind of skiddy.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
One hundred and twenty one odds. One hundred and twenty
to one odds. Taylor Swift confirms that Life of a
Show Girl is actually a fake album, and she drops
a real one during the episode. I could actually see
that happening. I can see that happening, which I all, like,
I just can't believe that this has just taken over
the world so much.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
They were happening fake conversations and fake bets about stuff
that's not happening.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Okay, But the thing, the real bets you can bet on, Hey,
my bad, real bets about fake things.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
What makes it so important, though, is she's never really
been on a podcast, and like, it's been so long
since I think she's done any kind of well.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
That's why we're freaking out. Yeah, I guess I haven't
seen her be a guest on really anything other than
a late night talk show here and there.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
That, And we've heard so much about her new album,
like gotten so many different little.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Bro what do you call it? I'm her cult leaders?
Yeah no? What like during her tour she like released
a bunch of little yeah right, I guess you know
how to get her on the podcast. Hell, there's only
one person who can do that right now, and Travis,
I know you got to hit her with that. Whatever.
There's some more prop bets that you can place money

(08:16):
on if you want to bet on what Taylor Swift
will reveal about her new album on the New Heights
podcast today at four o'clock Pacific, seven o'clock Eastern at
the iHeartRadio have there's a hidden track called Travis's Mom
featuring Donna Kelsey. Eighty to one odds on that. Oh
that's funny. That'd be really funny. You see her being

(08:37):
on that.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
That'd be fun Maybe they're bringing back the talking interludes
on albums.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
They are six hundred to one odds that Taylor Swift
announces she's running for president in twenty twenty eight. Yay,
if she ever run, she will win. I really like her,
But this is just a whole nother level three thousand
to one odds that the entire album was secretly produced
by Kanye West. That would be amazing. Nobody's not, kind of,

(09:06):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Hear you?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Hello. I was looking for Tiana. Hello, I am calling
from SLONK problem.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Hi, can you hello?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Can you a lot of so? Sorry? Yes?

Speaker 9 (09:40):
Hello, Hi, your music's very loud.

Speaker 10 (09:43):
I don't know who.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm so sorry about this. Sometimes my bluetooth speaker I
cannot control it. This just comes on. So I think
it must have been on playing the bluetooth, playing my
music while I was talking.

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Whatever, that's fine, it's good now.

Speaker 9 (09:57):
So I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (09:57):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
My name is Heinrich, and I am calling from Long
Car and we're having a problem. I must speak to
you about because normally at this time we're supposed to
be doing your LNG CA.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
Hello, we're already having a problem.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Your music again?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Is the Bluetists back on?

Speaker 12 (10:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yes Blue? I'm so sorry. One moment, just hello, do.

Speaker 13 (10:20):
You turn your music?

Speaker 14 (10:21):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (10:21):
If you just turn your music off, the Blue Chooes
will no longer be affected by it.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It just keeps coming on. Sometimes when I'm trying to
make a phone call.

Speaker 10 (10:30):
Your music keeps coming on us off.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
If you turn it off, it will come on and
then like I'll be talking on my phone and then
the music and the bluetos will come on.

Speaker 10 (10:42):
Okay, So I'm not here to troubleshoot your blue shoes.

Speaker 9 (10:45):
You're calling me about.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Is this a problem? You've had a very big problem
with your long caut today and so I'm calling to
see if I can go over.

Speaker 9 (10:57):
Yes, you can come.

Speaker 10 (10:58):
Wait, what is the problem.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh my, I'm so sorry. My blueto is back on
one moment. Yes, I'm so sorry. I turned it off.
My bluetooth is now off.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Not your bloe.

Speaker 9 (11:08):
It's the music. Turn the music off.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yes, the music, and I'm trying to talk. So I'm
listening to a music.

Speaker 10 (11:17):
Did you call me to talk about your bluetooth or
are you calling me about something else?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, if you have a problem at your with your
lawn cast service and major problem. But sometimes when I'm working,
when i'm doing the lawn, when I'm doing the mowing
and the mulching and the cutting and the pruning, sometimes
I'm listening to music. And so sometimes right, and it's
coming off.

Speaker 12 (11:40):
Turn off.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I'm so sorry. Okay, I think I have got the music.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Excuse me?

Speaker 10 (11:48):
Are you are you mulching, pruning, doing any of that
right now?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You're not.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
You're on your phone, so you're making a phone call.
So then therefore you should not have your music on. Okay,
so please turn it off and con please tell me
what the problem is.

Speaker 9 (12:03):
What kind of problem could I possibly be having.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
With my wan?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yes, we did the lawn car today, all of the
lawn car. But then once we were done, we noticed
a huge problem.

Speaker 10 (12:14):
Oh my god, do you have annoying it? I mean,
let me say there's a problem, and you don't tell
me what the problem is, but then your music comes on.
Your music keeps disrupting me right when you tell me
what the problem is, so I cannot hear what the
problem is.

Speaker 13 (12:33):
Do you want to do you want to call me back?

Speaker 10 (12:35):
Or do you want to just tell me with the problem?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Could you say you want to come back another time?

Speaker 10 (12:40):
No? No, I want to know what the problem. Hey,
oh my god, I'm about to hang out. Okay, you've
got two seconds to get your bullet tape figured out
and tell me what the problem is is this something
that's gonna cost money?

Speaker 9 (12:54):
Is it something that you just need to fix? Do
you need to come back out? Like, what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I accidentally stepped on a.

Speaker 10 (13:02):
Oh my god, you're calling you about a flower. So
you step on a flower and you're calling me, and
that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yes, I accidentally crushed a flower.

Speaker 10 (13:11):
I don't care. Okay, I don't care.

Speaker 13 (13:14):
I cannot believe me.

Speaker 10 (13:15):
Just let me call me. Okay, music.

Speaker 15 (13:23):
Flower.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
This is actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
It's a joke. Oh what he said that you have
people come to your lawn every couple of weeks and
you wanted to mess with you today.

Speaker 10 (13:41):
Oh my god, that was the most frustrating call I
think I have ever tried to handle in my life.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Oh my god, I'm so good.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
Good wake up every morning with Jubal's phone.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Franks, it's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
I think we can all agree that nobody knows how
to promote an album better than Taylor Swift. Yeah, she
will be studied for years to come because of what
she's done.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
And this is no different.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Now she's getting ready to announce her brand new album
Life of a Showgirl.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Today.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
She's doing that on her man's podcast New Heights. So
today at seven pm Eastern time four pm Pacific, you
can listen to her do that on the New Heights podcast.
All you have to do is download the free iHeartRadio app. Yeah,
and then you can like hear it all and it's glory.
But she has continued, I mean, this promotion is actually
quite genius. So she's going to be talking about it
in her own words on the podcast. But she has

(14:36):
also released a playlist to hold fans over until the
new album drops.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's exciting.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
So it's songs you probably already have. She just organizes
them differently for you. And this particular playlist is called
That's Showbiz for You or something like that. Oh so
there's twenty two songs on the playlist. Not surprising. Oh
it's called Nbaby, That's show Business for you.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
My bad. I'm a st word.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
So so you can listen to all those songs over
again as you get prepared. I don't know, man, she
kind of is a genius. It's very fastind of.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
She is a she is Yeah, even if you don't
like her, you can say she's a genius.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
She is. Yeah, absolutely, She's a beast for sure. Like
I don't really like her music, you know, it's not
my style of music. But she's a beast. Yeah, she is.
You can't deny that, you know.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
And I'm kind of excited to see the life of
a show girl how she does that? Can't you have
already imagine the show them coming out with like the
Vegas show Girls, with like the pig like things like
if it's not like that, I'm gonna be really disappointed
at or if.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
It's super lame, like all of a sudden, she just
got lazy. She's just sitting there barely singing. I mean,
if I had, if I was a billionaire like her,
I would just start mailing it in.

Speaker 12 (15:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I would just put on albums that were just like
another album, just cash in. Look, they all bought it.
Whatever I was making armpit fart sounds for three minutes
on that track.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
I believe you would actually you would make the armbit sounds.
You'd make great music, but you'd put that somewhere like.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
A little in there, somewhere in there to see if
anyone got just entertain yourself.

Speaker 10 (16:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, to know that the arm fart is in there
where you probably won't find.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
The armpit fart is on this new app that is
designed to help you keep the cost of your wedding down,
and they're doing that by selling tickets.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
To your wedding. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
So think about the movie Wedding Crashers, But you get
to buy a ticket to crash the wedding. Like people
are inviting you to come and crash it. You just
have to buy a ticket first. So if you are
trying to make money back, or maybe Grandma and your
second cousin's canceled and you want to still fill those
spots so you don't lose all of your money or whatever,
you can put it up on this app and sell tickets.

(16:50):
Wait wait, people are selling tickets for like one hundred bucks.
Oh I'm sorry, two hundred and eighty four dollars per guest.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, it's a bit kind of fun to buy tickets
to somebody's wedding and just go there. I mean, it's
a great thing to do if you're singing.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
I was gonna say that's actually a great way to
meet people.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh yeah, take a first date to a wedding. Yeah,
this is our future. Whoa tomorrow? Why would I love that?

Speaker 8 (17:15):
Though?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah? What that's so awesome?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
No, don't hate. And lastly, uh, this is a lesson
from chat GPT. There is a sixty year old man
who decided to use chat gpt for advice to give
him a replacement for sodium. He was trying to reduce
his salt intake. Chat GPT told him that he should
start taking bramide, which was used in pesticides and stuff

(17:42):
like that. So we ended up poisoning himself because he
listened to chat GPT. So you just know that you
need to ask those questions still, And it's not a
replacement for a doctor.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm sorry, leave it up to us. People do use
chat gpt as their doctor. Now, it's crazy sodium bromide
by that?

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Okay, Well sometimes it does help. It gave me a
lot of allergy messine to go try. But yikes, I
did say this.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Guy did mind told me to do some weird stuff
yesterday from my throat. Wait, yeah, I did it. I
don't know if it helped. It's fun it.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
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Speaker 1 (18:20):
Lillian is on the phone today for a First eight
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Drew.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why is ghostinger and possibly get
her a second date if she still wants one. But first, Lilian,
how long has it been since you heard from old Drew.

Speaker 12 (18:37):
Since our day? I haven't heard from him since then.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And how long is that?

Speaker 16 (18:44):
Well, that was about like five or six days ago.

Speaker 13 (18:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (18:51):
So the thing is is that I think I almost
killed him, like not dramatically, but still there was like
a shrimp element involved.

Speaker 13 (19:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (19:03):
So okay, so this is embarrassing, but okay, we were
at this amazing tirestra right when we got there, are
like legs gracedun with the table and we kind of
stayed touching, which was a really good sign. Like I
immediately felt like we were vibing and we had really
really good energy and.

Speaker 13 (19:22):
Like he was like totally into me. Okay, Rubbers, I
don't know. I just like was trying to be bold
and I.

Speaker 12 (19:28):
Wanted to show him like I'm the kind of girl
that can like make a decision about her order and about.

Speaker 13 (19:33):
Her life and everything.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
So I ordered the pad tie with shrimps, and I
didn't really think anything of it. And so the waitress
brings out and drew like freezes, like full body stiffness.
It was so uncomfortable. Apparently he is deathly allergic to shellfish.
And I'm just sitting there like woo, this is so good,

(19:57):
like ragnically sporking not shrinched you across the table from him.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
What a visual.

Speaker 13 (20:05):
Yeah, it was so embarrassing, so cringe.

Speaker 12 (20:08):
And he like didn't tell me this until we were
like really far into the dinner, that he was allergic
to shellfish, and like not just regularly, like definitely allergic.
Like there was no way a kiss could even happen.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
To like one of those where if you touch your lips,
he'd you know go.

Speaker 12 (20:25):
To yeah, and like he was like, oh, like I
can't kiss you, and I'm not like in a flirty way,
and like if we accidentally graze our lips together, he
will need like his.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
Epipan kind of way.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Why didn't he tell you this like that?

Speaker 12 (20:43):
So, I mean I just would have told me earlier,
Like I definitely would have ordered something different. I could
have gone like chicken or Tofu even like something different,
but he didn't.

Speaker 13 (20:53):
Really let me know. So I'm just panicking a little bit.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
So is that why you think that he's ghosting you?
Or did something else happen?

Speaker 13 (21:02):
I mean, what else could it be?

Speaker 12 (21:04):
I feel like I we had such a good time,
we really.

Speaker 13 (21:08):
Hit it off. I practically turned myself into a biohazard
for him. So I mean, I you know, there was
no way it was going to work out.

Speaker 12 (21:15):
I did text him like immediately afterwards, and I said, like,
I wish you would have told me sooner, like again,
like I would have had me to go with chicken
or Tofu. And so I text him right that after
the date and then it's just been radio silence ever since.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Okay, yeah, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you.

Speaker 12 (21:33):
Then Okay, I will say this morning, I did send
him a sex which is again so cringe, but in
case he brings it up, like, I sent him.

Speaker 13 (21:44):
A text and I was like, okay, I'm gonna be
funny about this.

Speaker 12 (21:46):
Like, so I sent him like a picture, like a selfie,
and I had like kind of hot I like lost
my lips up and I was saying like, look those
shrimps like kind going funny.

Speaker 13 (21:57):
About it, and it's still nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
So I didn't.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Yeah, put yourself out there looking hot and then you
still get left on red.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's infuriating.

Speaker 13 (22:10):
Yeah, but I'm also mostly.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 9 (22:20):
Okay, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up right
after this, right in the middle of your first day
follow up.

Speaker 13 (22:28):
Sound like.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Irish sort of did a little bit right in the
middle of your first date follow up. I like it
that way. Liian is on the phone today and she's
getting ghosted by a guy named Dreuw. So, so we're about
to call him and see if he'll tell us why
he's ghostinger and maybe get her a second date. But first, Lilian,
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (22:48):
Okay, So I went on to day with Drew like
we were totally vibing, and I ordered shrimp pad high
for dinner and I'm like, beep into our meal.

Speaker 12 (22:58):
I found out he's like death allergic to shellfish. So
I essentially like made myself a human biohazard.

Speaker 13 (23:05):
And it's the end of the night. She's like, I like,
can't kiss you, won't kiss you, like I won't need
my EpiPen.

Speaker 12 (23:10):
And I was so embarrassed, and I like text him
afterwards and.

Speaker 13 (23:14):
Everything, and I just have not heard anything from him,
and so I feel like that's got to be why
I'm getting ghosted. But like we were vibing.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Before that, All right, are you ready for us to
call him?

Speaker 13 (23:26):
Okay, go ahead, Okay, Well.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm a speaking to Drew. Please.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
Oh this is Drew.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Hey, Drew, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Drew, I'm Nina. Hi
am Victoria Man, I'm Jewbel. Have you ever heard of
the show before?

Speaker 7 (23:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (23:51):
Yeah on the radio?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Cool? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, we're calling you today because we got an email
about you.

Speaker 13 (23:58):
Oh what was it about?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Well, it was about what a stunning lad you are?
Are you consider yourself stunning and a lad?

Speaker 7 (24:09):
That's true, I've used both of those words.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, we do a segment on the show called the
First eight follow Up. That's where if you're going out
on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you're ghosting And we got an
email about you from someone that you're ghosting. Do you
know who that would be?

Speaker 13 (24:29):
Okay, this is about Lilian?

Speaker 8 (24:31):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Are you ghosting?

Speaker 11 (24:33):
Lit?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I mean yes, yeah, it is about Lilian. Liian emailed
us and tell us about your date, and she's confused.
She wants to know why you're not calling her back.
Do you mind telling us?

Speaker 12 (24:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (24:45):
I mean, well I ghosted her because she literally outsourced
the entire date to chat GBT.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (24:53):
I mean like, any single question, what are we going
to eat? Any conversation topics, literally any single thing that
she could have possibly had a human moment with me
with she had to refer to CHADGYBT.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
First, did she tell you she was doing that?

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Or she just was like second, yeah, no, I'm watching
a real time Like I couldn't believe it myself.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
So she was literally hop on SCHADGBT while you're on
the date and ask it stuff to do.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
Yeah, it was like it was like she had the boat.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
It would talk into it.

Speaker 7 (25:25):
Before talking to me, and I'm kind of just staring
at her dumbfounded, like is this actually happening right now?

Speaker 13 (25:31):
Yeah, the wait, Drew, Okay, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Sorry, I'm here on the phone and wants to talk
to you.

Speaker 13 (25:39):
Doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 12 (25:40):
First of all, I'm so glad you're alive, like for
messaging me back, Like I felt super awful because I
didn't know about the allergy, and I would have never
ordered shrimp if I knew, I would have just gone
like vegan or something, or eaten a freaking napkin. So yeah,
I'm just like kind of surprised now by what you're saying.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Well, well, first of all, yeah, I am alive, and
I wasn't offended, you know, if you're hungry and want
ee trimp like I'm found with that, you know. But
the Chad GBT stuff was truly way too much. I mean,
I never experienced someone having to have like an assistant
interaction with another human being before. It was it was insane.

Speaker 12 (26:27):
You said, I said to you, like, this one's a
good one from CHADGBT, and it was a great.

Speaker 13 (26:33):
Question, and you agreed, like it was a really good question.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
It was if you could be the AI assistant to
any villain in history?

Speaker 13 (26:41):
Who would it be? And you really liked that one
so not so that you're kind of turning that on me.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Well, I mean it was a good question, but that
wasn't your question.

Speaker 17 (26:50):
You asked AI like, like, I can't even I can't
even believe that that is something that you would even do,
Like you need permission to blink or something like you're
acting okay.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Having a human moments.

Speaker 12 (27:04):
Well, I thought I was being thoughtful and I like
using First of all, do you work in AI? I
thought that was thoughtful about what you do, and that
was showing you that I like care about things. And
I also just really like kasybt, Like why would we
not use it to prompt it? It's like having a
really smart friend who doesn't interrupt you and helps you.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah, I mean I do work in AI, but I
also like the women that I'm going on days with
to have their own thoughts.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
You know.

Speaker 13 (27:33):
Wow, condescending much? True, that's really condescending. I do have
my own thoughts.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
I just happen to prospect them with AI. Sometimes it's
called critical thinking.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
You asked it if I look more like a Drew
or a Trevor, it was.

Speaker 13 (27:54):
Half a joke. Oh my gosh, it was no joke. Yeah,
you know what you mean.

Speaker 12 (28:01):
You never bothered really to get to know me. So
you went on to ask chat gp to recommend a
shampoo that was good for men with thick hair but.

Speaker 13 (28:11):
May start thinning. Like, why don't Why did you think that.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Was a good idea?

Speaker 12 (28:16):
Andrew, I was really attacking you, and.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
You, Drew, you asked chat GBT about your things possibly
thinning hair at some point during the day.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
Yes, I mean listen, I had to kind of like
if if, oh, we're Julie is talking to chat GBT,
I try to throw a bone. But you know, I mean,
men's hair loss is a big thing to me, you.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Know, Okay, be vulnerable a little bit. So we're both
of you guys just playing with chat GBT the whole time.
I'm just trying to figure out.

Speaker 12 (28:49):
No, we were talking and asking it funny questions and
things like that. Again, I thought we were reconnecting over
something that we usually had in common.

Speaker 13 (28:57):
You sure, Peck weren't asking me any of.

Speaker 12 (28:59):
Those questions with Andrew, I was really attracted to you,
and I wanted to be cute and funny, and I
wanted to add value to the date. Ultimately, if you
give me another chance, I will already know what questions
I'm going to.

Speaker 13 (29:11):
Ask you and not bring out pat at all. I
also won't order any trend Okay, do you.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Want to go out with Lillian again? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 13 (29:21):
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
How do I know she?

Speaker 7 (29:23):
I'm going to use probably use a chat ebt right
before going out on the date. Like I just listen, Lillian,
You're You're truly beautiful. I just can't be with somebody
who can't think for themselves.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 13 (29:37):
Debsolutely fine for the record, true chat CBP because you
weren't emotionally available anyway, you first dateful.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Don't call me stupid? All right?

Speaker 6 (29:53):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Five worn dresses with higher iqes. But you think you're
in an well actual, don't you wipe? It's time for
America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to
take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for
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eight eight eight, three four three one o six one

(30:16):
you get also dm us that's the Jewbil Show, or
go to the jubilshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to be Victoria. Not very confused
right now, Victoria. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
This is like the part where I say something and
I couldn't think of anything to say, and so my
brain was kind of freaking out right now.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
First thing that comes to your mind right now, right now? Coffee? Okay.
Second thing, cold brew, which is also called still coffee.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Yeah, I kind of drank a good amount of mine
for a second. I got three of these little glasses yesterday,
like ASMR.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Let me tell you they give you a nice little kick. Yuh,
all right, we'll play you for Victoria. Right after this,
it's the Jebile Show. What am I some.

Speaker 13 (30:51):
Sort of a mentally challenged Aaron? No, not even I
didn't say that. It was like, why am I you
even listening to to be in West? You're a virgin
who can't.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Try It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Also,
don't forget I'm performing this Friday at the Emerald City
Comedy club in downtown Seattle. Youn get tickets for that
if you go to the Jebel Show dot com and
click on stand up Comedy. But back to the game
where you get to play against Victoria for Caliuchi tickets today,
and let's meet our contestant for today's you versus Victoria, Erica.

(31:24):
What's up, Erica? How are you hi?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Good morning? I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Sweet? Are you ready to go? You feel amped up?
Hyped up? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm gonna try. Okay, did
you drink any coffee this morning? Let's get to Oh
dang it, you've actually beat Victoria already in coffee consumption.
But here we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of

(31:50):
the studio and Erica. The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to be outright to win. Okay, Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 7 (32:05):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Here we go, Erica, Your time starts now. This Pickmy
hippo went viral for biting people. What is her name?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Past?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Which sea creature has three hearts? A sea horse? What
rapper is known.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
As Drizzy Doctor? Dre Which country hit won the most
FIFA World Cups? That's one the most. What does the
gent alpha sler slang term mogging.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Mean bothering somebody?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
What was the better known name of the actress born
Norma Jean Mortensen, Julia Roberts.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, got that, and we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on
and stuff, here's a question for you, Erica. If you
had to replace your laugh with an animal noise, what
noise would have be?

Speaker 13 (33:04):
Hyena?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
They kind of sound like they're laughing anyway, so that's
a good call. That's fine, Victoria. If you had to
replace your laugh with an animal noise, which animal would
you choose? Trying to figure out what does it? Chinchilla
sound like.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
That kind of.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Chili. I think they say chin chill. Then that's okay,
all right, Erica, Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds, answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know when to
say past and you have to beat Erica outrights win
in Erica, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
Okay, you can go.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
This pigmy hippo went viral for biting people. What is
her name mooting? Which sea creature has three hearts?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
What? Okay, all of us? What rapper is known as
Drizzy True Tree.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Which country has won the most FIFA World Cups Spain?
What the jen alphis slang term mogging mean bro kissing?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yike?

Speaker 5 (34:04):
What was the better known name of the actress born
Norma Jean Mortensen or Norma Jean Baker Norma? Which country
has the most official languages?

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Uh, give me second, Give me a second, give me second.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Two? Yeah, that's going more than a second one.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Uh, US said, all right, I think all right, let's
send it over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 18 (34:34):
Uh So, Erica, I'm so sorry you did not get
any correct give me one.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
At least Victoria got three. Who wow, a big victory
day for Victoria Erica, Erica, you still get Calichi. Ticket's
just are playing all that really matters? And I went,

(35:02):
all right, let's get the answers now with.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Nina, the pygmy hippo that went viral for biting people
is moodang.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Oh my gosh, she's so cute. If you haven't done
a deep dive. Do it?

Speaker 5 (35:13):
The sea creature that has three hearts is an octopus. Seriously,
the rapper known as Drizzy is Drake. The country that
is one of the most FIFA.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
World Cups is Brazil.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
The gen alpha slang term mogging means somebody who's the
best looking. So like, instead of saying like you're you're hot,
you're going you're mogging or no, you're not.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
What would you say? It sounds like it the I
in g verb. It sounds like a verb.

Speaker 13 (35:36):
It's a verb.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I feel like my mom jen alpha that's a verb. Well,
I gotta figure out. Yeah, how do you use mogging
in a sentence because it sounds like a verb not
a description.

Speaker 18 (35:46):
Right, I think it's your mogging right now. So you're
like referring to the best looking person in a group.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
You're mogging right now? Yeah, Like, stop mogging, stop being
so hot, asking chat JBT. I'm saying, use mogging correctly.
In the same teacher Young mogging comes from mogul or demolishing,
and his Internet slang for outshining or dominating someone physically, socially,

(36:12):
or stylistically, often unintentionally. It's used mostly in hyper masculine,
meme heavy or satirical online spaces. Here's examples. The actor
wasn't even the lead, but he mogged the entire cast
by showing up. Stop trying to mog everyone at brunch
with your three auras. Careful when you mog at brunch,

(36:36):
bro he didn't. He didn't mean to mog me at karaoke.
But I'll never emotionally cover recover from the Prince cover
he did. Okay, I kind of get it now. Yeahs
mogging right now, Erica, thank you for mogging on all
of us. There's there's two more answers. I'll just get you.
Oh yeah, go for it.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Norma Jean Mortensen or Norma Jean Baker is Marilyn Monroe.
And then saw Africaze. The country that has the most
official language is Oh that's kind of Erica. Thank you
very much for playing.

Speaker 18 (37:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Yeah. We play you vers Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the Jewbile Show dot com. Yess,
I didn't that part where he did mog me. I
don't know. It sounds cool that It's time to Catch
a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show. Amanda is on

(37:28):
the phone today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been
with her boyfriend named Elliott for two years now, and
she thinks that he might be messing around, So we'll
see if we can help her out. Amanda, Sorry, you're
in this situation. But what's going on? Why do you
think Elliott might be cheating?

Speaker 12 (37:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (37:42):
Thank you for having me. Well, So I.

Speaker 16 (37:44):
Want to give a little bit of context. Basically, this
ault kind of started because two months ago, my boyfriend,
Elliott decided he wanted to kind of do something about
his weight and just be healthier. His mom kind of
had a health scare, so this kind of prompted a
whole new like let's have longevity in life sort of thing,

(38:05):
you know what I mean. So he looks into one
of those ozembic type shots and at this point he's
been taking it for about a month and a half,
and honestly, I've been so proud of him and like
really trying to take control of his health and like
following all the rules for the shots and like getting
back in the gym and eating better, like he's doing it,

(38:28):
like it's been a huge change, and truthfully, I'm going
like totally out of my way to make sure that
he knows he's supported.

Speaker 9 (38:40):
Oh but it's just okay, just basically I'm worried that
there's someone else that is his support system through this.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
What makes you say that?

Speaker 13 (38:48):
Well, okay, So.

Speaker 16 (38:50):
Since he's been losing weight, he's also started to become
a little bit more cocky and like a complete but
like definitely catering on the edge of kind of like
confident flash day yes, yes, and like at times I'm like, oh,
it's kind of cute how prissy he can get, but

(39:13):
like I don't know, just like a whole new wardrobe,
like whitening his teeth and going to the gym and
like kind of wanting to show up.

Speaker 9 (39:21):
But okay, So here's the thing.

Speaker 13 (39:23):
He's also been.

Speaker 16 (39:24):
Posting more on Instagram, and previously I would have to
beg him.

Speaker 13 (39:29):
To take selfies with me, but so like now he's.

Speaker 16 (39:32):
More confident, right, he's posting more, but none with me,
like at all, even if we do take a selfie,
he doesn't post any pictures with me, which.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
Is a little bit of a red flag.

Speaker 9 (39:44):
But like on a couple of these.

Speaker 16 (39:46):
Posts, his ex comments on them and says things like, oh,
someone's looking hot lately, or there was one time she
wrote on the most recent one, you win, you're the
like official the one that got away.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Or like that I feel sloppy relationship.

Speaker 12 (40:06):
Yeah, Kelly knows full well that he's in a relationship
to a certain extent. I'm comfortable with the fact that
like this is happening only because from the things I've
heard and seen of Kelly, his.

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Ex, Elliott is definitely getting up.

Speaker 13 (40:23):
That's kind of all I'll say about that.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Does he say anything to her though, like on these.

Speaker 13 (40:28):
Comments, well so, And that's the thing.

Speaker 16 (40:30):
I don't know what kind of d ms are between them,
but he definitely liked all of her comments.

Speaker 13 (40:36):
Or like sometimes is like thank.

Speaker 9 (40:38):
You or you know.

Speaker 16 (40:40):
So I mentioned this to Elliott, not in a like
jealous girlfriend kind of way, but just like, oh my gosh,
it's crazy Kelly's been commenting a lot sort of thing.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
And then Elliott got so freaking defensive and was like.

Speaker 16 (40:57):
You're being jealous and like it's not a good color
on you.

Speaker 12 (41:01):
And then he starts going on about his history with
Kelly and that like now he's finally looking how he
wanted to look back then and started saying that I'm
not being supportive, which.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
You've both yeah, and like it's just it was.

Speaker 16 (41:18):
Like a full body experience for me and that like
something was wrong, like it felt really wrong.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
It does feel super off too, especially because he's engaging
with her on social media. He should just be leaving, Yeah,
how it is, and then to be so defensive about it.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
All right, Well, you already told us what a grocery
store he's an awards member at. So we'll play a
song come back, and then call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one random awards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your to ketch a teeter right
after this. Right in the middle of to ketch Acheter

(41:58):
and if you're just joining us, is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named
Elliott might be messing around. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that every
single month, one of our awards members gets a free
gift and it's flowers delivered to anybody that you want.
And we'll see if he believes that. And if he does,
we'll see who he sends him to. We'll see if
he sends them to his girlfriend, Amanda or to somebody else.

(42:20):
But before we do that, Amanda, why don't you break
down your situation one more time?

Speaker 16 (42:22):
Real quick, long story is, my boyfriend's been on a
health journey, lost a lot of weight, been posting a
lot on social media, and his ex is like all
over his posts. And when I brought this up, he
got really defensive and said that I'm not supportive and
I'm jealous and it just feels all really gross and

(42:44):
I just don't want him to have gone back to her.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Right, what's her name again?

Speaker 13 (42:49):
Kelly?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Kelly? Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 13 (42:55):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (42:56):
I'm so ready when I emailed you all, but now
I'm like your risk, But yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
We're here with you. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (43:15):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Hey, this is Corbet calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Elliott.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yes speaking Hi, Elliott.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner,
winner of what maybe you don't know. Every single month
we choose one Rewards Card member who gets a free
gift from us just for being such a loyal customer.
And this month it's free flowers delivered to anybody that
you want from our floor apartment, absolutely free. So you've
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to

(43:46):
anybody that you want.

Speaker 12 (43:48):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Uh okay, yeah that sounds pretty good.

Speaker 13 (43:52):
Actually, how awesome.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
First thing I will need is the first and last
name of the person you want to send them to.
Then we'll get anything on a card, and then the address.

Speaker 19 (44:01):
Okay, it's please make it out to Kelly.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
And is there anything you want to put on a
card to Kelly?

Speaker 19 (44:10):
Uh yeah, uh yeah, say you always know how to
keep me motivated and something's never changed.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Great, And at this point I'll let you know this
is actually a radio show. It's called the Jubile Show. Yeah. Hi,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian, and my name is Jubal
and we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend Amanda,
who is not Kelly, is on the phone and might
have some questions for you.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
U huh, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 19 (44:39):
You don't even going about it? Will you have me
on a radio show? You think I'm cheating on you?

Speaker 9 (44:46):
I one hundred percent know you're cheating on me.

Speaker 19 (44:51):
Yeah, I'm not eating eating on it. It's hard for
doing something nice for my act. She's been really helpful.
She's been giving me great advice, helping me to lose
a lot of weight and stay in shape.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
I mean, she is a trainer, Like, I don't like,
what's the problem?

Speaker 13 (45:06):
This is?

Speaker 9 (45:07):
Also this is bullsh because Kelly is not a trainer.

Speaker 16 (45:11):
Okay, Like, in fact, one of the reasons Elliott started
taking less and less care of himself is because of Kelly.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
She's a slob and a mess. She is not a trainer.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Is that true, Elliott?

Speaker 3 (45:24):
No, you have no idea. Yeah she hasn't license. That
doesn't mean she's not a trainer.

Speaker 19 (45:28):
And she knows exactly how to keep me motivated keep me,
and I mean, she's great at what she does.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Shouldn't you be getting your motivated from your girlfriend?

Speaker 13 (45:35):
Thought the stuff?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Shouldn't you be minding your own business?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Oh my god, she's supporting you, has been by.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Your side this entire time.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
I put up with your freaking mood swings when you're
getting like used to these new eating habits, Like I'm
willing to believe all these comments Kelly was putting on
your posts meant nothing to you, okay, Like.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
Stop with the bulls, stop lying? How long have you
been cheating on me for and not cheating all?

Speaker 19 (46:07):
I just look you you haven't, It's all. You haven't
been happy with the results. You say you love the
way I look, But beyondest, you've been mean, Like you've
been mean about this whole weight loss thing.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 19 (46:19):
It's kind of like living with a drill sergeant, honestly,
like you are.

Speaker 9 (46:24):
You know you're you're not very nice about it.

Speaker 19 (46:27):
And I told you right many times that, like I
don't need you to be haranguing me and harping on
me and.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Nagging me, so yeah, you know a.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
Lot more sorry, instead of being a.

Speaker 16 (46:41):
Respectful adult who is in a committed relationship and having
a conversation with me about that, you decided to go
back to your action and cheat on me.

Speaker 9 (46:49):
We have spent two years together, but that.

Speaker 16 (46:52):
Doesn't mean anything, okay, like if you're sleeping Kelly or not.
Like I can't keep taking this this crap, like I
have done everything in my power to be supportive, not
a drill sergeant like you said, are you cheating Elliott?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
No, I'm not cheating. You know what fun I sus
with Kelly?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
You know what you me?

Speaker 7 (47:20):
All right?

Speaker 19 (47:21):
You know she sees the real potential I have and
all you see, like you said, you call me a swap.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
You know, I'm figuring it. I'm done and it's over.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
He hung up. Amanda, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (47:33):
Good Wow, I can't.

Speaker 16 (47:36):
I mean I can't and I can believe it at
the same time.

Speaker 9 (47:39):
Like I'm surprised he.

Speaker 12 (47:41):
Just admitted that, but like obviously obviously I knew this,
and that's why I.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, they were so sloppy about it too, like that
just was like, in your face, beyond disrespectful exactly, jubil
so disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Well, he's a.

Speaker 9 (47:59):
Freaking monster and it's now Kelly's problem.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
So they deserve each other and.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
You can feel real good about when he stops taking
that medication. He's gonna gain all that way right back?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
What he the Jewel Show to catch a cheater? My
mom would never lie to me, you know, she was
always honest, except she did lie to me. Well about what. Yeah, Well,
I'm going bald. I got a bald spot. I realized
that I have a ball spot in the back of
my head. Did anybody else figure out on the show
that they also have a ball spot on the back

(48:29):
of their head? This week, I'm laughing. Who knows, we'll
find out. We'll be check in with the show this
week and see what's going on in our lives. Right
after this, it's the Jewel Show. You again, is true?
Your Bell and Co Down? Ready, everyone a little The

(48:59):
biggest gift it would be from me and the cor
detached would say, thank you. Agree. Iconic Show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi
and then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next

(49:20):
door in Pierce through our window every once in a
while to ask you for goldfish. Admiral Bubbles can use
our TV for a finding Nemo watch party. Our social
media producer Gabby Hello. And then there's me. I'm Jewbel
and this is the Jewel Show and this is the
time of week where we find out what's going on
in our lives. So, Nina, what's new with you this week?
So my piece was stolen by a lime green Prius.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh that'll happen, yeah, real.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Fast, but not fast because it took me seventeen minutes
to get out of this parking lot.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
So wow, because of us Prius, because of this Prius. Yay.
So it's birthday week.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
I'm doing little things for myself and I went out
on a boat with my girlfriends. I'm feeling super zen.
I feel great. I'm just like walk and I'm high
on a cloud. I get to my car, I tried
it back up, and all of a sudden, it starts
yelling at me, babe baby, because there's a car behind me.
This parking lot is already very thin. The Prius did
not drive all the way up in the parking spot.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
It left room in the front, so it's sticking out
the bank and I have.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
An SUV, so I'm trying to get out of my
parking spot. Finally I got out of the car to
try to like figure out the angles, Like what is
going to be my plan? How do I get out
of here? Because I wanted to go.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Home that I'm losing my mind in this parking lot.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
So I go and I'm standing on this trail trying
to like look at the angles, and all.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Of a sudden, this biker swishes by and he's like,
h this is a bike lane. And I'm like, I
don't knocked this guy off his bike. I was like
shit at that moment, I know my piece was sold.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
When I'm yelling at a biker to shut up, who's
telling me this is a bike lane because this lime
green Prius couldn't park correctly. Seventeen minutes later, Wow, seventeen
I navigated out of that parking spot that.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I'm sorry you went through that inch. I just figured
it was somebody in a Prius, you know, they're always
scared to drive most Yeah, just trying to take it
for her to get around the corner or something. You
were stuck behind them.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
This one was afraid to part correctly, so still stuck
behind them. At she got out inch by inch. Don't
never give up.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
You can do it. Wow, oh pieces return. It was
a victoria. What's up with you this week?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Well, guys, I don't fully know what it means to
be like the black shoe of a family. I thought
I was doing pretty good, you know, But it wasn't
until this past weekend. My mom texted me and she
told me that my cousin, my only other cousin who's
my age, got engaged this weekend, which is so exciting.
Love them both, and I was like, oh my gosh,
it's amazing. I had to text them congratulations.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
My other cousin who's my age, got engaged a few
weeks ago, but it wasn't until my response to my
mother when she was like, so, how was your weekend?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
What'd you do?

Speaker 6 (51:55):
And I was very excited to tell her that I
played Rage.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
K and.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Look Up, and I was very excited that I did
not lose either of those games.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I don't know what rage Cage is, but hey girl,
it's an adult juice drinking games. So fun. It's so
much fun and if.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
You lose, that sucks for you because then you have
to drink the bad cup.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't know how to call it, but it was
I didn't lose. We played holds a whole time, you go,
and I was so excited that I was like, screw
those guys and they're getting married.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
You didn't lose.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
A rage cage. Oh look, it's our social media producer
Gabby stopping by. Gabby. What's up with you this week?
You guys?

Speaker 18 (52:35):
I think my friends might be going to TikTok viral
out there?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Really we who? Well what? They were on their way to.

Speaker 18 (52:43):
A bachelor party this weekend and their plane got delayed
by like three hours, so they sat at the bar
oh in the airport, and apparently when they boarded the plane,
they got kicked off before it was.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Even able to take hammered because they were that hammered.

Speaker 18 (53:00):
One of them, I guests, was pretty adamant that he
was not getting off the plane.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Somebody captured this whole thing.

Speaker 18 (53:06):
I hope so, because I would pay good money to exist.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 18 (53:12):
When I asked them what happened, they said, believe it
or not, it was not our fault.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
So yeah, they were very completely Hammond. They're such an
incent one and you hang out with all of you.
I love it. And for me this week, I'm wondering
how you put on a missing person's report because I've
got somebody important that has gone missing. That in a second,
but I remember I'm performing this weekend this Friday at

(53:38):
the Emerald City Comedy Club in downtown Seattle. You can
get your tickets for that just go to the jewbilshow
dot com and click on stand up comedy. Also excited
because I'll be releasing a new song soon. I recorded
the video for you just the other day. I'm very
excited about that. But I am desperately searching for a
loved one of mine. And if you know anything about this,

(53:59):
I would mean a lot to me. She could help me.
So I have three roombas, Wow, and their names are Jeremy.
Jeremy is a very responsible one. There's one Loco, he
always tipped over stuff. He's the downstairs room, and then
there's my bedroom room. But Todd, Todd has gone missing
and I cannot find Todd. He's not at his base

(54:19):
and I have no idea where this room is. It's
actually pretty weird, like I can't. I can't find the
room at all. Tod was like like like he's gone. No,
I searched everywhere. I've it's been three days now and
I've searched everywhere that I can think that he would
actually that he would be. He only stays on the
second floor. I think I ran away. He saw how anymore.

(54:39):
You gotta get out of here. You know it's bad
when a room of quits. I guess you not find
this room, but anywhere.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
What if Todd was a spy that was planted by
all of like the robot aliens, and then he got
his information, picked him up and like took him away.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Now you're screwed. Yeah, if you see a rogue rouma
going down the street, it's probably Todd. Oh if you
see that, let me know so I can put him
back in his base. He closes a bedroom door so
he never gets out again. It's really weird. I cannot
find this dude. He's like a rebellious teenager. Yeah, he

(55:13):
is the worst room. But I have too. He's always
like on his back when I come home, or he's
got some stuff stuck in him, Like he never does
the job right. He's the worst room. But I love
the little guy and he's young.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Now that is really that's weird.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
It is super weird. It is Tampanina's West trended.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Now and missus Bezos could be the next Bond girl
Laurence Ampton. Oh yeah wait what yeah, so you know
how The Double seven franchise is now in the hands
of Amazon. Sources close to them are saying that Jeff
Bezos is so adamant about his wife Lauren being the
next Bond Girl. He's been going around telling people it

(55:51):
has to happen. I just want her on the screen.
It's just that is what it is.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Did he have did she act? She doesn't have acting experience,
doesn't mean that she can. I would imagine being in
la being on the news and stuff. She's probably done
some acting stuff. Yeah she's dabbled. Yeah, you're in there.
She can be on the screen.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
She can at a restaurant she be the waitress or
something like why would you? I would say ruined, but like,
mess up a Bond movie with someone who doesn't act,
like you're just can.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
You imagine you're being your Jeff Bezos. You can do
anything you want because you're so rich. You're like I
know my fantasy is to be sleeping next to a
bond girl.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah yeah, that's my new wife wants to be a
bond girl. I own all of it, so you have
to do it.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
You would be the guy who's single hand and Lee
tanks that branchise.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
She could be good. We don't know.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
It's funny because this is like the ultimate what do
you call it, Oh, the guy who can everything? Yes, yeah, yeah,
I mean she could be good. Every once in a
while something like that will happen and it'll surprise you.
They're actually really good, right, But most of the time
they're not. I mean it is laughable, but you just,
you know, you kind of just want to root for success.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
I mean, I at least would want to commercial something
like put her in a commercial and let's see.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
How well shoot for the stars, Victoria, shoot for the stars,
go big or go home. So they could be going home,
go I'll find out. Oreo isn't going anywhere. Did you
know that there's an Oreo bunker that was created to
protect Oreos and the case that in case the world ends.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Ye should be yes.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Oreos is celebrating its anniversary. It was first trademarked back
in nineteen twelve this week. Actually, so now that it's
the best selling cookie in the world, they've done everything
they can to protect it. So they have an oreo
bunker near Global Seed Vault, the famous Global Global Seed Vault.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
I guess that's cool.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Yeah, so it was actually created just to keep these safe.
If anything happens, the oreos will outlast us.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
So if there's like a mass extinction and there's only
a few humans alive, del eat oreos.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
But what if, oh my gosh, you have them a
little loved to tell the tale the oreos saved humor
human life.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
But then one if none of us are alive, who's
gonna eat them? Then the dinosaur is gonna come back.
Whatever comes back. But also, if you eat the oreos,
it's probably not the healthiest thing to be eating. So
then the like the last three people are going to
be like, oh great, yeah, they're eating or oreos.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
We just went back to the beginning all And lastly,
here's your wax pro tip. Since we are still in
the heat of the summer. If you go get wax,
make sure you don't drink coffee beforehand.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I didn't why increase blood flow or something.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
It sends your nerve endings into overdrive for about two hours,
causing hyper sensitive skin. So if you're getting like a
bazillion or something, that's going to be extra painful.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
If you just had a little ice latte, oh that sucks.
I know she wanted to be spicy one. Then drink
some coffee before. Well, if that's your vine, I mean
when it's.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Finished, you do feel real relaxed because anyway, that's trending something.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Your first day follow up is coming up right after this,
and don't forget Today at seven pm Eastern time, at
four pm Pacific, Taylor Swift will be on the New
Heights podcast. Get the free iHeartRadio app and listen to
that because she'll be talking about her new album Life
of a Showgirl for the first time. That's the New
Heights podcast, So download the free iHeartRadio app and listen
to that at four o'clock Pacific seven Eastern. Yeah, Jewbles,

(59:17):
dirty Little Secret Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have
a dirty little secret?

Speaker 8 (59:23):
I do? This one goes back about twenty five years.
I was building a railroad tie border around a parking
lot with my brother and we both got brand new boots.
His were still toe and mine were not. He took
his sledgehammer and hit me in the toe, slammed the

(59:45):
sled drammer down on my toe.

Speaker 13 (59:47):
Wow, so.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
Nice guy, right. I started jumping around like I was
in pain and made him believe that he broke my toe.
He didn't break my toe at all, and I walked
around with a limb for about three weeks. It was
a fake limp. Here it is twenty five years later

(01:00:11):
and I still have not told him that he didn't
actually break my toe.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
He actually break That's what he deserves for.

Speaker 8 (01:00:20):
Me at all. You didn't hit it that hard, but
I made him think he did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Is he still making up for it all these years later?

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
Oh yeah, he tells the story every time he has
a couple of beers. But how he broke my toe?
And I just let it go and I giggle.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Beer. You should have kept the limping, my.

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
Little take it to the grave.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Sure I have a good one.

Speaker 8 (01:00:50):
I have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
See thanks you. How's up with the ju? Will show
a dirty little secret? You have one?

Speaker 15 (01:00:55):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 15 (01:00:57):
So I'm the reason that my friend wedding was delayed?
And they were fine for it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
They were fine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Oh yike, yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:01:05):
Because it was like push you back like almost an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Oh really.

Speaker 15 (01:01:11):
Okay, So I wasn't in the wedding, but I was
taking a shot or two with the best man, and
like we got to talking because like we've been friends
for a while and he's super cute, and we kind
of just snuck to the back and kept hanging out
and stuff, and all of a sudden we realized, oh crap,
we are late, and he ran back inside and claimed

(01:01:31):
food poisoning or whatever. But we didn't realize people were
looking for him like that whole time. We were just
you know, out back, taking shots, hanging out all the things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
That's so nice that they actually delayed the wedding because
of the best man. I feel like I would have
been late.

Speaker 15 (01:01:47):
Just keep this train moving, No, I know, I just
kind of like snuck back in and sat in the back,
you know, none the wiser.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
But yeah, like it was fine.

Speaker 13 (01:01:57):
Like six thousand dollars I think is what they were fine.
Whoa what so late?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Wow?

Speaker 11 (01:02:02):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Wedding venues, I mean they gouge people. Yeah, I'm surprised
it wasn't fifty thousand dollars. That's nuts. So you cost
them six grand on their wedding day.

Speaker 15 (01:02:13):
It wasn't just me, but I was definitely played apart
here forever. But yeah, she doesn't know and hopefully it
stays that way. But it was it was worth it.
He's super hot, super hot.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yeah, better be for a six thousand dollars hook up.
They waited for him and everything. All right, Well, thank
you for telling us your little secret.

Speaker 13 (01:02:35):
Thank you guys, But what's

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
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