BONUS - What's The Worst Way To Dump Someone?

A Golden Corral date night turns into a national headline when a Florida couple’s split spirals into a full-blown food fight — complete with flying rolls, salad bar speeches, and a dozen arrests. In this Jubal Show segment, we dive into the wildest breakup stories, from gravy-slipping drama to ghosting gone wrong. Perfect for fans of outrageous news, messy relationship tales, and can’t-believe-it-happened moments.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dumping somebody is never fun. It's the Jewbile show. It's
always a really long, hard conversation where you want to
let them down easy, and also don't want to sit
there and talk too much about it because you know
you have a date plan for right after that conversation.
You don't want to be late. That's why breakups can
be messy. And if you need proof of that, one
Florida couple is making national headlines today because of their

(00:21):
messy public breakup. How did one couple's breakup d with
twelve people in handcuffs? WHOA tell you right after this? Also,
what's the worst way to break up with someone?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ooh?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Text ten four one O six one. I will tell
you what that story is right after this. My ex
dumped me on my birthday. Ooh, this is a text
We got in at four one o six one. Took
me to dinner, handed me a card and I thought
it was sweet. It read let's not keep pretending?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I said, is this a bit? And then he said
surprise and then walked off. Wow, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Pay for the dinner?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Nothing is cool. That's a terrible way to be dumped.
What's the what's the worst way to dump somebody because
a couple is making national headlines this morning because of
their messy breakup that happened in public. Here's the story
out of Jacksonville, Florida. Police were called to a local
Golden Corral buffet when a romantic dinner turned into an
all out food fight that left everybody' stun oh no.

(01:17):
According to witnesses Leah and Trent with the couple's name,
they had just made their third trip to the carving
station when things took a sudden turn. Apparently, Tyler screamed out,
I knew it. You always take the last roll, and
that's symbolic of how you take everything.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
She's really been repressing a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
That was from a woman named Brenda f who was
a nearby customer, who also added that she could tell
it was gonna get serious, so she ducked behind a
soft serve machine the guy's girlfriend. This is in the
middle of a golden buffet landscape. The guy's girlfriend allegedly responded, well,
that's rich coming from a man who hides his gambling
dead in a laundry hamper, and then slapped him in

(01:58):
the face with Annie.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
They were holding those on for a while.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, things were just festering. I mean, if you're gonna fight,
it better be at the Golden Crown date night at
the Golden Corld Cafe. Baby. Hey, apparently it got more
chaotic from there.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Ey.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Witnesses say that the man that was in the argument, Trent,
attempted to storm off, but then slipped on some gravy
and fell, and that's when he started freaking out and
climbed on top of the salad bar and launched into
a monologue to the entire restaurant about how he was
breaking up with his girlfriend before starting to toss salad
items at her and other patrons. Oh my, that caused

(02:40):
at least nine others to join in the food fight,
taking sides on her side or his side.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Wow, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, it does sound fun. I can't I can't say that.
I wouldn't probably take advantage of that if there was
a food fight starting up, right.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
You just pick a side and you go to it
and you start throwing.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
By the end of it, at least twelve people were arrested,
and the Golden Corral location had be closed for a
week due for cleaning. After Oh that's a messy breakup.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Literally, although that sounds better than a lot of other
ways to break up. At least it's eventful. You're kind
of distracted. You're not crying or heartbroken. You're more mad.
You can put it into the role.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You're not messing up anybody's car.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You know all that kind of right, Yeah, you can
cry later about it. We know you're like got it
getting bailed out of jail and you're just like, did
that actually happen? Did we just tear up a golden hopefully.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
You pocketed a brownie, like, you know, or maybe your leg.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Maybe we should get back together.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You're munching in the cell next to each other, sharing.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
A chicken legs.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know they got back together too.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh yeah, they definitely did.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
They're just laughing about it. Yeah, time gravy and through.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Because of that, people online are sharing the worst ways
to dump somebody. Ghosting is one of the worst ways
to dump somebody.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Actly.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
You don't even know that you're getting dumped until like
days later, probably I know.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
But it's like you start to feel it and they
and you just go and you look for facts and
then you ended up breaking up with yourself.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
And you're like, cool it is true.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
When you get ghosted, you kind of do break up
with yourselves. I got a certain point out to be like, Okay, yeah,
they're not just busy. No, they're not gonna just get
back to me. I don't think after this long no.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
And then you walk by the window and you see
him sitting there lovingly with somebody else with blonde hair,
and you're like.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh, so that's what happened. And then you're like, I'm
gonna block you. But he's not even calling.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Somebody said that the dated somebody for eight months, and
one day he just stopped talking to them and vanished.
Said a week later, she saw him at a Trader
Joe's and she saw him, but he didn't He didn't
know that she saw him. But he ducked down an
aisle and then came back back out with the shirt
pulled over his head, like yeah, trying to hide from

(04:50):
there's just a weird guy with a shirt pulled over
his head walking around.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, but really that tracks because if you're so much
of a coward that you can't even break up with
somebody that you've been with eight months, of course you're
gonna cover your.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Because I'm scared how do you even do that though,
Like you were with him for eight months. You talked,
you hung out, you did other things like.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hi, it's just called does not even ghosting, that's abandonment, sucker. Yeah,
that must.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Have happened to them as a child, So there's probably
a way to feel bad for them here too, But
don't repeat the cycle.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Another one of the worst ways to dump somebody is
during a fight. During a fight, experts a breakup during
high emotional arousal are linked to impulsive decision making, and
it's often used as a power tactic. And it's not
sincere when you break up with someone in a fight.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, or it's the one way that you won't feel
bad about it because that happened to me. I think
I told you guys this before, But I got broken
up with on Valentine's Day really, so uh huh. He
had just awo hours to work. I got a dozen roses.
We went out to dinner, then we went out to
drinks afterwards. We're both kind of buzz having fun. I'm
thinking it's going to be a great night. We get back,
he starts picking a fight with me, and the next

(05:55):
thing I know, he's kicking me and my roses and
all this.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Stuff outside of the house.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
What this was a time when I had a lot
of energy, so I was willing out and he called
the cops, and at that moment we broke up.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, the worst part though, wasn't the cops. I got
home with those roses.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
The next morning, I woke up there were spiders all
over the counter because they were inside of the roses.
So kicked me out without my shoes, called the cops,
gave me roses that had spiders in them. All after
a really nice day, so I'm thinking I'm loved and
things are great.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
The next thing I know, I'm like, whoa, you guys
wonder why I'm wild. This is the kind of stuff
that happened all the.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Time that's so messed up, not on Valentine's Valentine's Day.
So half the time, I feel like when you break
up during a fight, sometimes you don't mean it and
it's like immediate regret. But because you're in a fight
and you're arguing and like you're all like the anger,
like you just say whatever, it's kind of like, oh fine,
you don't like this, we should break up, and like, yeah,
you're not thinking the other person will be like fine,
but they're also mad, so then they're just gonna say fine.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Then you're broken up, and then the next day you're like,
oh no.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
But for me, the worst part about trying to break
up in a fight is you're in the heat of
the moment moment, you know, so it's all chaotic and stuff,
and you're like I'm out and you slam the door.
And then for me, every time I've done that, I've
been like, I forgot my keys. I have to go
back in now and grab my keys. Were yeah, I
just forgot my keys. It's the most awkward couple of

(07:18):
seconds where you're like, dang it.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
It's the most