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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dumping somebody is never fun. It's the Jewbile show. It's
always a really long, hard conversation where you want to
let them down easy, and also don't want to sit
there and talk too much about it because you know
you have a date plan for right after that conversation.
You don't want to be late. That's why breakups can
be messy. And if you need proof of that, one
Florida couple is making national headlines today because of their
(00:21):
messy public breakup. How did one couple's breakup in with
twelve people in handcuffs? WHOA tell you right after this? Also,
what's the worst way to break up with someone?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ooh?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Text in four one o six one. I will tell
you what that story is right after this. My ex
dumped me on my birthday. Ooh, this is a text
we got in at four one o six one took
me to dinner, handed me a card and I thought
it was sweet. It read let's not keep pretending?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I said, is this a bit? And then he said
surprise and then walked off. Wow, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You pay for the dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Nothing, the card is cold. That's a terrible way to
be dumped. What's the what's the worst way to dump somebody?
Because a couple is making national headlines this morning because
of their messy breakup that happened in public. Here's the
story out of Jacksonville, Florida. Police were called to a
local Golden Corral buffet when a romantic dinner turned into
an all out food fight that left everybody stunn oh no.
(01:17):
According to witnesses Leah and Trent with the couple's name,
they had just made their third trip to the carving
station when things took a sudden turn. Apparently, Tyler screamed out,
I knew it. You always take the last roll, and
that's symbolic of how you take everything. He's really been
repressing a lot. That was from a woman named Brenda
(01:40):
f who was a nearby customer, who also added that
she could tell it was gonna get serious, so she
ducked behind a soft serve machine the guy's girlfriend. This
is in the middle of a golden buffet landscape. The
guy's girlfriend allegedly responded, well, that's rich coming from a
man who hides his gambling dead in a laundry hamper,
and then slapped him in the face with Annie.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
They were holding those on for a while.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, things were just festering. I mean, if you're gonna fight,
it better be at the Golden Crown date night at
the Golden Corral Cafe. Baby. Hey. Apparently it got more
chaotic from there. E Woulitnesses say that the man that
was in the argument, Trent, attempted to storm off, but
then slipped on some gravy and fell, and that's when
he started freaking out and climbed on top of the
(02:29):
salad bar and lunched into a monologue to the entire
restaurant about how he was breaking up with his girlfriend
before starting to toss salad items at her and other patrons.
Oh my, that caused at least nine others to join
in the food fight, taking sides on her side or
his side.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Wow, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, it does sound fun. I can't I can't say that.
I wouldn't probably take advantage of that if there was
a food fight starting up, right, you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Just pick a side and you go to it and
you start throwing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
By the end of it, at least twelve people were arrested,
and the Golden Corral location had be closed for a
week due for cleaning. After Oh that's a message breakup.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Literally, Although that sounds better than a lot of other
ways to break up.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
At least it's eventful.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You're kind of distracted, you're trying or heart broken, you're
more mad.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You can put it into the role. You're not messing
up anybody's car, you know all that kind of right. Yeah,
you can cry later about it. We know you're like
getting bailed out of Jael and you're just like, did
that actually happen? Did we just tear up a golden face?
Hopefully you pocketed a brownie, like, you know, or maybe
your leg. Maybe we should get back together in.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
The cell next to each other sharing a chicken legs.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know they got back together too. Oh yeah, they
definitely did.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They're just laughing about it. Ye, gravy and through. Because
of that, people online are sharing the worst ways to
dump somebody. Ghosting is one of the worst ways to
dump somebody.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You don't even know that you're getting dumped until like
days later probably I know.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But it's like you start to feel it and they
and you just go and you look for facts and
then you ended up breaking up with yourself.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
And you're like, cool.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It is true when you get ghosted. You kind of
do break up with yourselves. I got a certain point
out to be like, Okay, yeah, they're not just busy. No,
they're not gonna just get back to me. I don't
think after this long no.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
And then you walk by the window and you see
him sitting there lovingly with somebody else with blonde hair,
and you're.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Like, oh, so that's what happened. And then you're like,
I'm gonna block you. But he's not even calling. Somebody
said that the dated somebody for eight months, and one
day he just stopped talking to them and vanished. Said
a week later, she saw him at a Trader Joe's
and she saw him, but he didn't He didn't know
that she saw him. But he ducked down an aisle
(04:43):
and then came back back out with the shirt pulled
over his head, Like yeah, like trying to hide from
there's just a weird guy with a shirt pulled over
his head walking around.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Okay, but really that tracks because if you're so much
of a coward that you can't even break up with
somebody that you've been with eight months, of course you're
gonna cover your.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Because I'm scared.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
How do you even do that though, like you were
with him for eight months, you talked, you hung out,
you did other things like.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hi, that's just called does not even ghosting. That's abandonment, sucker. Yeah,
that must.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Have happened to them as a child, So there's probably
a way to feel bad for them here too, But
don't repeat the cycle.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Another one of the worst ways to dump somebody is
during a fight. During a fight, experts a breakup during
high emotional arousal are linked to impulsive decision making, and
it's often used as a power tactic. And it's not
sincere when you break up with someone in a fight.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, or it's the one way that you won't feel
bad about it because that happened to me. I think
I told you guys this before, but I got broken
up with on Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Day, really so uh huh.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He had just fo hours to work. I got a
dozen roses. We went out to dinner, then we went
out to drinks afterwards. We're both kind of buzz having fun.
I'm thinking it's going to be a great night. We
get back, he starts picking a fight with me, and
the next thing I know, he's kicking me and my
roses and all this stuff outside of the house. What
this was the time when I had a lot of energy.
So I was willing out and he called the cops,
(06:04):
and at that moment we broke up. No, the worst
part though, wasn't the cops. I got home with those roses.
The next morning, I woke up there were spiders all
over the counter because they were inside of the roses.
So kicked me out without my shoes, called the cops,
gave me roses that had spiders in them. All after
a really nice day, so I'm thinking I'm loved and
(06:26):
things are great.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The next thing I know, I'm like, whoa, you guys
wonder why I'm wild. This is the kind of stuff
that happened all the.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Time that's so messed up, not on Valentine's Valentine's Day.
So half the time, I feel like when you break
up during a fight, sometimes you don't mean it and
it's like immediate regret. But because you're in a fight
and you're arguing and like you're all like the anger,
like you just say whatever, it's kind of like, oh, fine,
you don't like this, we should break up, and like yeah,
you're not thinking the other person will be like fine,
but they're also mad, so then they're just gonna say fine.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Then you're broken up, and then the next day you're like,
oh no.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
For me, the worst part about trying to break up
in a fight is you're in the heat of the
moment moment, you know, so it's all chaotic and stuff,
and you're like, I'm out. You slam the door, and
then for me, every time I've done that, I've been like,
I forgot my keys. I have to go back in
now and grab my keys. We're still yeah, I just
forgot my keys. It's the most awkward couple of seconds
(07:18):
that you're like, dang it, it's the most.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Pete Akins.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm the mobile notary who's supposed to drop by the
paperwork today and have you sign them so we can
get your business to liberty. Congratulations on purchasing your first business.
Saya just got the paperwork signed by the other party,
and I got to give them over to you and
then get them filed and the sales should be approved.
So I'm just calling this see if you're going to
(08:00):
be around in the next little bit there.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yes, I am still here, you guys, just related to
hear your back.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (08:11):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Stop that? Sorry about that? Sorry about that? A little
loud there anyway. Yeah, hey, Pete Eakins, the mobile notary
who's supposed to get all your paperwork signed today for
your big business purchase. Congratulations on that.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Thank you. Do you have an ep A?
Speaker 10 (08:33):
You know?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Can you leap floor?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What's that?
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
You you move away from it or turn it off?
I don't know you're operating.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It, but yes, no, it's yeah, I I don't. I
like to be very thorough when I get paperwork signed,
especially for an important business purchase like this. So I'm
using the leaf blower outside of the car right now,
just drying and making sure the ink's dry on the signatures,
and then I'll bring it over to you.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
So I'm just sorry.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Did you say that you are you are leaf blowing
dry my paperwork? That means I'm sorry, are you leaf
blowing the notary stamps?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
But I'm sorry, I'm sure it would be.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Fine if you could be if you can have the
lower hell, can you.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Please they please turn off the leaf lower.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
I should just deliver my paperwork.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I should wait to do that before yeah you yes,
but yes, making sure everything's dry.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. Maybe just like put a
length piece of paper over it. It's very important that
I guess those papers intact because I like in the
next hour or two.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Yeah, because I time delivered. Time very time sensitive. And
why would you be using a leaf flower?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why would you be hell?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hi, hello, why would.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
You be do a leaf blower?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm just trying to get all the documents all dried up,
make sure the ink is all dry so I can
get it over to you, since it's important.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Maybe trying a fan.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What what?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh boy?
Speaker 9 (10:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
What what happens? Hey?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Eron Aaron, Yes, get nothing to worry about sort of. Yeah, well,
it's gonna be just a little bit before I get
over there. Accidentally blew the whole stack of papers down
the street.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
There, Did you just say that all of my papers
are down the streets, like blown across the streets?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah? Yeah, it really goes.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Are you moron?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like?
Speaker 11 (10:57):
What do you use a leaf blower on official documents?
There's sense of this here on there I need every
single one of.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Those Jesus in sequence delivered.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm trying to hold back together now.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
I.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Who Okay, what's the actual This is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard. I'm seeing you, I'm seeing your
entire company.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I'm saying whatever idiot.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Referred you to the other person, that's part of the
visional Jackson.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
You are ruining my fans of buying my first business.
Kind of moron is out here? Who gave you a
notary like a certification?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Are you serious of you?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I should just let you know it's a prank phone call.
Then this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband. Set you up.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Oh my god, you have no idea. I literally have
a shain in my chest right now. I could kill
you and my husband.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh my god, you want to say, idea, congratulations on
buying your first business.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Oh my gosh, that is not the way to say
congratulations to me.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Franks his time for Nina is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Elf Cosmetics is apologizing to everybody right now. They say
that they understand that they miss the mark with their
new campaign. They care about the ELF community and want
them to know that. They'll continue to make their case,
but they're going to do it differently. What so comedian
Oh yes, let me tell you so. Comedian Matt Rife
was put in one of their new campaigns. So him
(12:34):
and somebody else a drag queen hiding in the closet,
made this whole campaign for them that was about affordable
beauty attorneys. Their whole point is by leaning into the
fact that ELF cosmetics is affordable, it's not so expensive,
blah blah blah. So their messaging was on point, but
who they had in their ads was what's throwing people off?
Because Matt Rife has a skit somewhere where he's talking
(12:55):
about domestic violence. Yeah, and so everybody's like, interesting choice,
you put that guy on a brand that.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Mostly women buy. Oh right, you're talking about domestic violence.
That just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So everybody, I shouldn't say everybody, but a lot of
people that saw it are putting pressure on them, and they.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did decide it in their choice. They did decide to
end the campaign.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I feel like if you do something like that, you're
not aware. Yeah, it's probably one of those things. They're like,
we need to find a popular comedian, because Matt Ryve
was very popular, but they probably never looked at his comedy.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, because it was from twenty twenty three. I
guess he had a stand up special called Natural Selection,
and that especially is where he did that sells.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Offensive jokes, yeah, or things that could be offensive. Yeah,
you get offended, but yeah, that's his that's his brand
of comedy. So they should have watched his comedy before
the pan a little bit. Yeah, I was surprised when
you said he got to be chosen to be someone
spokesperson because of how careful companies are. It's not like,
you know, this is coming out of the woodwork. It's
all this stuff is like that.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
So wow, someone who has am like, I don't know
natural selection, like someone literally so looked into that a
little bit and they were gonna.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I mean, there's also the point of view where it's like, well,
maybe they knew what they were doing, and they knew
that they were going to be able to come out
and say, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, we didn't
mean to do this, but now they're getting all of
this attention. Regardless I don't know if you really can
think that far ahead. This is setting up being a
win win, unfortunately and fortunately for them.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Isn't it like the press thing where it's like bad press,
it's still.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Still good press. Yeah, wall press is good press. But
I don't know. But they heard you have matt rifles
even like what they want miss Yeah, okay, it.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Looks like a wizard in some of these. It's very interesting.
But they heard you and they took them out. Dang,
there's a new wellness craze same space kind of that
is now all about correcting your posture. I don't know
why we're calling this a new wellness craze, but I
do love that. It's one thing that you can do
that you don't have to actually change anything about yourself.
It's going to better yourself by sitting up straight. It's
(14:52):
getting those posture corrects.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's a lot of work. I'll tell you well, I've
been working on my posture for the last like year
and a half, and it is. It's hard than it sounds,
so like, really change your posture. It's all takes a
lot of paying attention to that's true. You're sitting, how
you're standing, all that stuff. It's hard, Yeah, it is hard.
It makes a huge difference though, those vests and stuff too, right,
it can help you do that. They do. You're not
supposed to wear them that much though. Why Why because
(15:16):
they're not good for you to wear them too much.
Huh yeah, well so it actually can do damage if
you wear that too much.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh oh, Interestingly, it should make something you can wear
all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Well, they're citing the benefits as making it easier for
you to exercise. You'll notice a visible shift and you're
not just your posture but your confidence.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah. Everything. Your body will age better so you're not
like falling apart. And then this is the funny one.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
It can also make your neck and jaw look more defined,
like a facelift because you're sitting up straight.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
That.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
There's a lot of truth to that. It does numbers
for your mental health too. Really. Yeah, well, if you
think about it, your spy, your spine is what connects
to your brain, and all your nerves run down your spine.
So if your spine isn't straight and things aren't running
how they should be, you're not going to be firing
the way you should. As far as like the human
machinery goes. That's so true.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
I always think about it like a straw, and like,
those are the juices that need to go up, and
if the straw is bent, the juices aren't going in
the right place.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Right exactly, And like every single vertebrate has nerves that
come out of it, so you can be having digestive
issues and it could actually stem from a pinch in
your spine. So standing up straight also helps with the
confidence and stuff like that, But not just because you
feel better because you're standing up straight. Yeah, Also it
feels better because your nerves are able to send the
right signals to your brain.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
This is so amazing. I'm still walking up the straw comment,
but this is very interesting.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Great way to picture it, don't you see it? I
see it now. But I was just need to flow freely. Yeah,
uh huh. It's not even gross, do it. That's real.
That's what's trending, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Only on the Jubile Show. Alexander is on the phone
today for it to catch a Cheater, and he thinks
that his girlfriend of one year named Mia might be
messing around. So we'll see if we can help him out, Alexander, sorry'
in this situation, man, But what's going on?
Speaker 12 (17:01):
Yeah? Me and I we met a year ago off hinge,
and I mean, honestly, everything's been pretty easy.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
You know.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
We get together when we can, and it's like totally
low maintenance relationship because we're both really busy, you know,
just life, and I don't get to see her, you know,
as often maybe as I would like. But I mean
like it's not the end of the world, okay, But
like when we're together though, like things are amazing. Like
(17:32):
we're just constantly at club concerts, you know whatever, any
energy that we've got that we just like to send together.
So it's really nice. But I guess up until about
a week ago.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I mean what happened about a week ago.
Speaker 12 (17:48):
So we were hanging out and we're, you know, on
the couch at her place, you know, watching a movie,
and she's got this iPad that she always has on
the coffee table and just kind of like there, you know,
both of us use it to order stuff, get tickets
for concerts, movies, like anything like that. So never kind
(18:10):
of a big deal. And I was messing around recently
looking on it. First the movie tickets for the weekend,
and she was in the bathroom and she gets a
message from one of her friends, Destiny. So the message said,
do you think he'll find out? And like another yeah,
(18:34):
another one said that I wouldn't say anything. You made
a mistake. And then at that point I'm like, all right,
I gotta look, you know, just just a little. So
by the time I made the decision, Mia like starts
walking back out. So I'm like, well, oh god, So
I didn't see what she was exactly talking about in
(18:55):
the chat with Destiny, but I did the message from
me to Destiny saying that it was really hot, but
she feels guilty about it. Oh it's like, you know,
i'd chicken out at this point, and you know, I'm
not going to confront her about it, and she she's
been really honest about everything in our relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You think, yeah, I would.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
Just be really into things you know that aren't there,
like totally totally could just be reading into it. But
I'm not going to blow her up, you know, based
on just some of this little info that I saw,
and I.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Mean I would have a lot of questions.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
A lot of questions, but also has she been acting
any different aside from just seeing that text exchange. I mean,
that's one other thing that would kind of just put
an exclamation next to it, you know.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
No, I mean she's been acting totally fine. I mean,
like when we go out, I keep an eye on her,
but like there's nothing you know. Actually, we were out
with Destiny one night at a club recently, and I
did see me a whispering to Destiny and she Destiny
did like she kind of locked eyes on me when
(19:59):
she saw that I saw and they thought their como.
So I don't know what to think anymore. But I mean,
like I know that I should just talk to her
about it, but like things are so great, like I
don't want to up.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You know, like I mean if she's doing something and
they're not that.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
Great, yeah, but I just know that I shouldn't have
seen what I saw, and then it's kind of seemed
like I'm snooping and like you know that. Yeah, I'm
not trying to be that type of guy, like you know,
and I do trust her, yeah, and everything's great. So
I'm in a weird s FI.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You know, we'll see what we can help you out.
You already told us what grocery store she's a rewards
card member at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Okay, here we.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Go, plays song come Back, and get your to catch
Cheeter next. If you're just joining us for today's Secatchacheeter.
Alexander is on the phone and he thinks that his
girlfriend Mia of one year might be cheating on him.
So we're about to call and pretend to be from
the grocery store that she's a rewards member at, and
say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We do that for all
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of our loyal customers and see if she sends them
to Alexander or to somebody else. But before we do that, Alexander,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
So basically, yeah, me and I have been together for
about a year. Recently everything's been great. Recently saw something
when she had gone to the bathroom on the iPad
that we kind of both used for getting movie tickets
and stuff like that, and saw a message from her
friends saying, leading me to believe that there's something going
(21:41):
on and she's cheating. So I'm not sure she's been
acting totally normal, but I'm just I don't know if
I sit confront her or you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay, well it's going to happen. Yeah, you ready for
us to call her? I don't know.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
Let that guess. Let's do it all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Hello, Hi, this is jorable calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named me.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Okay, okay, that's me, Miya.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner.
Thank you for shopping with us. We're clapping for you
here in the offices. Everybody's very excited about you today, Mia.
Thank you the flowers.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Okay, I didn't know y'all did this.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh. Yes, Every single month, we choose one rewards card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floor department. You've just won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want, just our way
of saying thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh okay, wow.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Thank congratulations. Yeah. And here's how it works. If you
know who you want to send them to, I can
take the information in a matter of minutes over the phone.
I'm prepared to do that right now, if you already know.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Okay, wait, flowers, okay, it's destiny.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Destiny okay, and anything you want upon a card.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Okay, can you say come over tonight? I want more
Winky Moodie.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All right, And then the last thing I will need
to do is just let you know that this is
not a grocery store and that my name is Jewbel
and I'm calling from the Jewbil Show. Yeah, I have
Nina here too.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I'm Victoria, and your boyfriend Alexander is on the phone.
We do a segment called to Catch a Teeter, where
if somebody thinks they're significant other might be messing around.
You see who they send flowers to, so he might
have some questions.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Wait what.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Wait wait wait wait what out?
Speaker 12 (23:58):
Oh why are you?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I know, I know, I know, I'm Oh my god,
I'm sorry, Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I don't really understand because it's like, what's up with
the the message too, like come over tonight. I won't.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I'm embarrassed. I'm very embarrassed right now. Dave, what Yeah,
I'm really confused too.
Speaker 13 (24:32):
But uh, do you remember that night that you dropped us,
me and Destiny.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Off at the club three weeks ago? Yeah, we've got smashed.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We were so dry.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
It just like happened, like honestly, like I wasn't trying
to hurt you in.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
Just are you saying? What do you mean? It just
doesn't happen.
Speaker 13 (24:57):
We we were just kind of it was just kind
of like my around with my.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Friend and then it just went too far and like
and it was just like, I mean, she's just from
like a.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
Really close friend for so long, so honestly it came
out of nowhere and it like, isn't it only happened
like a couple of times and like really I didn't
well and it was I mean, like it was truly
like I honestly I do love you, Alexander, I do,
but it was just like an accident. And I understand
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if you're like so mad and like you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Do this anymore or whatever.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
But like honestly, I just was like, it just kind
of happened, and like it's true, like it I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
I mean for someone who's saying like, oh, I'm sorry,
like it just happened. If you like the fact that
you're sending her flowers, I don't.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
Honestly, like I didn't think you'd want flower. I was like,
I was just like, oh flowers, Like who girl?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
What I sent him to? And I was like, oh me,
because like I.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Don't know how she feels about everything, Like you know,
this was like kind of happened out of the blue
for her too, So I honestly was like concerned about
her feelings.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
But obviously that was you know, you lot it more.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You said you.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Wanted more, I know, because it was nice.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
But if you didn't get caught right now, do you
think that you would just continue to do this for
as long as you could.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
No, I mean, I've felt guilty every time. I was
trying to figure out a way to tell you, But
I just like I.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
Think what I'm wondering right now is like, is it
just destiny?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Was?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Are you bringing anybody else? Are there any other guys
that I should know about.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Like what no, no, no, like truly never never have
never would like no other guys like it was it's
just in destiny and.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
It was I don't know, it was just having fun.
Speaker 12 (26:55):
Uh, I mean, like it just did you say it's over?
But I mean you're saying you want more, so I don't.
I mean, I don't really know what the thing.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's not like I was trying to do this. What
I'm not like looking for another relationship. I'm not looking
for another guy. It's just it's destiny, you know, dest
like if that's a problem.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
But that's like a problem. How do you move forward
from this destiny? And you can't be friends anymore? If
you you know, if that were to work out with
Alexander and he's okay with this for some reason, are
you okay with this, Alexander, Yes, fun, it's the whole.
It's not a guy thing because it's a girl. It's
a little bit more of a gray area.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I mean, I.
Speaker 12 (27:39):
Guess it's cool.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
What really? I mean, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
Like trying to process everything. Yeah, I guess. As I
think about it, I'm like, I guess it's good.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Cool, you're trying to get in on it, aren't you.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
I mean, like if it was, Yeah, we'll let you
guys figure it out there.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
At least you found out what's going on. Wow, good luck.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater. You know what's
weird about your quiz is, Katie, is that all the
work is right and just the answers are wrong. I
know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Caliuci tickets today. So call
us if you think you have what it takes to
beat Victoria eight eight eight three four three one o
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. You can also dm us at the Jebel
Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com if you
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want to play Victoria.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
And not to keeot my own horn. But I'm on
a winning streak. I don't know if anyone's heard that's right.
Two in a row. I mean, sometimes when you're just
like a winner, you just can't lose.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Guys, I don't know this vibe.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
If you think you can stop Victoria from getting three
wins in a row.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
If you'm on a call right now, I won't play
you vers Victoria right after this. It's the Jebel Show,
all right.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you. Ape It's
good time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Cali if she take us today. Also,
just so you know, I'm performing this Friday at the
Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle, Washington. You get your
tickets for that if you go to the Jebels Show
dot com and click on stand up Comedy. Would love
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to see there. Okay, today you have Yes, let's meet
our contestant for you vers Victoria, Carlos. What's up, Carlos?
How are you good? How you doing great? You ready
to play? Victoria?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Do you have you breakfast?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
This morning? Some nosy I had a blueberry.
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Muppet homemade.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Day be ready to get her off her game. Victoria
loves muffins.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
You don't want to bring me a muffin?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Share?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well, now, Victoria is just gonna be thinking about muffins.
That was well played, Carlos. Seriously, genius, we see its
Victoria out of the studio so she can daydream about muffins.
She does really love muffins. While she's leaving, you have
thirty thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, are
(30:31):
you ready? Let's go? Here we go, Carlos, your time
starts now.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
In literature, who is the author of the picture of
Dorian Gray?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh my god, oh Shakespeare.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
What was Taylor Swift's first Billboard Hot one hundred number
one song? Which country hosted the twenty sixteen Olympics?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh my god?
Speaker 11 (30:58):
Oh no?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
What popular video social media platform was originally intended as
a dating platform?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
My faith?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
All right, God, that I don't bring Victoria back into
the studio and while she's getting settled and putting her
headphones on and stuff. Here's a question for you, Carlos.
If parallel universes exist, what is your evil twins catchphrase?
Speaker 12 (31:24):
Wow, that's a good one. We'll go with.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, Victoria, parallel universes exists? What's your evil twins catchphrase?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh that's hard, I got it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Actually you know what they?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:46):
They would be like super like confident and be like
I said, no, okay, yeah, all right, here we go,
Victoria thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass. You have to be Carlos outright to Wayne.
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Here we go. Your time starts now. In literature, who
is the author of the picture of Dorian Gray? You suck?
I don't know me?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Who wrote that question?
Speaker 5 (32:14):
What was Taylor Swift's first Billboard Hot one hundred number
one song, Her Evil Twin is here?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Gosh, Oh Hush love Story?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Which country hosted the twenty sixteen Olympics, bro uh Rio?
What popular video social media platform was originally intended as
a dating platform?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Wait? Wait, waited again, I was listening.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
What popular video social media platform was originally intended as
a dating platform?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
YouTube? I'm gonna get he's wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Carlos did not get any correct Victoria wait got to.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Whoa crazy Wow. That's Victoria's third win in a row.
I know, very unexpected, but you do get calikets just
playing you can't get to me. Let's get the answers,
now a Nina, you got lucky.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
The author of the picture, next time, Next time, Crols.
The picture of Dorian Gray was written by Oscar Wilde.
The Taylor Swipt's first Billboard Hot one hundred number one
song was we Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
The country that hosted that's also true.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Break up version of the country that hosted the twenty
sixteen Olympics was Brazil, so she gave you rio. The
popular video social media platform that was originally intended as
a dating platform was YouTube.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
That's I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Know that either.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Weird, I know, but once upon a time they used
to have those VHS videos that people would send in
to date other people.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Like that's how they used to do it.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
You would send in a VHS. This is before my time.
Don't look at me like that, but yeah, they would
send in videos kinda except vhs, right, So I feel
like that's why YouTube did it?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Bro that takes so long to find your love?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Hey Carlos, thank you for playing true.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Thank you you.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
We play you Verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubileshow dot com and you
can see if Victoria can get to four next time
we play you Ver, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I'm pretty confident I can.
Speaker 14 (34:38):
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Speaker 1 (34:45):
Jayden is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up, but he's getting ghosted by a woman named Trish.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Jaden, how long
has it been since you heard from Trish?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
And it's been over four days.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now, So, oh, are you sure she's ghost you?
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You know, I can kind of give you the whole rundown,
but like for sure, because we were talking a lot,
I mean, doing a lot of texting, voice recording, and
now it just went from every you know, hour or
so to nothing four days and we went on at two.
And that's kind of where after that date, that's where
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I have not heard anything Frommer.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Well, what happened on the date?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well, you know, so I went to this place called
you know that place. It's kind of like a bougie bar.
It's got a kind of TVs. And it's kind of
it's slick, you know, it's got those like Wagoo sliders.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I mean it's super fun. It's loud, and you know,
it's kind of one of those places where you could
hang and kind of vibe. And I think we were
really vibing there. I mean she was last ting of
my joke, I mean, my corny you know kind of
daddy jokes, and I mean we were locked in nine.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Dad jokes, daddy jokes.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
That yeah. I mean I was like feeding her drinks
and I was giving her like proper whiskey shoes, and
you know, we were like definitely like making eye contact
and she was impressed. I could tell. And there was
definitely sparks there. It's just.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
It just didn't feel like a job interview.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know, I've been in so many dates that just
feel like, here's my resume, this is who I am.
But this was like we were vibing. So I had
a good time. But I got to admit that I
kind of overindulged a little. I mean, I think I
forgot to pay the bill, but I mean I checked
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my card statement and there was nothing there. Oh yeah,
So I feel bad. I feel like I maybe she
thinks I'm a cheap gate or something. But because it
was so good and cool before that, and I don't know,
I even asked her to come, you know, in for
a little bit afterwards, for a nightcap and a little backscratches,
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like not a creepy way.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay, what did she say to that?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I think that's how we were vibing.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So did she go in for backscratches or no?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I mean she it was really quick. She came and
said good night, and she left real real fast. And
I've texted her a couple of times since. And then
there was nothing. I mean, I know, I had a
few drinks and I was kind of maybe a little
bit looser than I normally am, but we had a
good time, and so I don't know, maybe there was
just something about that bill that maybe I still haven't
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figured it all out yet.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Okay, Okay, well we'll try to figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date if you
still want one.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, yeah, please, I really want to know.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Okay, we'll get your first day follow up right after
this if you're just joining us for today's first date
follow up. Jaden is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by a woman named Trish. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting and maybe get him a second date. But first, Jaden,
why don't you recap your date for us real quick.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yes. So, I've been talking to Trish for a couple
of weeks, and you know, we went out to get
some drinks and some food at a nice, swanky place.
We had a great time, but I had maybe a
little bit too much to drink, and I didn't know
exactly who paid the bill because I looked on my
account and I don't know where it is. I don't
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see that. Bill and I did ask her to come
in for a little bit and she kind of bailed.
I'm just totally getting ghosted. I haven't heard a thing
in four days.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Please do? Here we go.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Trish please.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yes, this is Trish.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Hey, Trish, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubile Show. Hi, Tris, I'm Nina. Hi
am Victoria. Hey, my name's Jubel. What's up?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
No? Oh right, hey, well check it out sometimes, Trish.
I would love to have you see what you think
of it. But we're calling you today because one of
our listeners, somebody who does know the show, actually send
us an email about you and wanted us to call you.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
The gain Why, Well.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
We do a segment on our show it's called the
first Date follow Up. That is, if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you ghost them,
the person you're ghosting can email us and ask us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
So we're calling you about someone that you are currently
not talking talking to. So where you.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Oh okay, oh my god, all right, I already know
like this has to be about Jayden.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes, it is Tris. We talked to Jaden. He told
us all about your date, said he really likes you,
but he can't figure out why you're not getting back
to him and wondering if you have a moment to
tell us.
Speaker 10 (40:22):
Okay, yeah, I mean that's fine. I just okay, this
is awkward. I mean I guess okay, he was really
like plastered on our date. Did he mention that at all?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
He study over indulged a little bit? He didn't think
he was that Yeah? Was he that drunk?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:45):
Guys, he was like white girl wasted. Like I had
to drive his car home. I had to drive him
home that night.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh wow, how.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Did you at home?
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:56):
I had to call it up for a ride at
his place waiting while he's just like so sloppy and
actually he had the nerve to like invite me in
for what did he say? He was like a nightcap
and like backscratches, which weackscratches.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
We thought that might be a little weak. We were
wondering if you got the backscratches.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
No, I did not partake I like, honestly, he was
a good guy that like I really liked him at first,
Like I just thought we had some good banter, Like
he was really cute and confident, and he took me
to a really nice place. We were having a really
good time, and like he was he was funny, Like
he even asked the waiter for a tequila pairing to
(41:42):
like go with our like loaded tots, which was pretty funny.
But like honestly, he just kept going like somewhere around
shot four, like he just started to spiral, like I
mean sloppy loud, like he kept winking at me.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Like I had a good wing, I know, and I
was like not getting drunk like that.
Speaker 10 (42:11):
So really he like was doing laugh by me. And
I mean I told him, like get some more food
or maybe some water or just something, and he was
just like, nah.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I'm good, let's do one more.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
And then he like forgot he even said that. So,
I mean, honestly, he he had like a really fancy car.
I felt uncomfortable driving it, but I just tried to
take him home park it and I like went inside
just quickly just waiting for my ride. But like he
never took water or anything. So I mean, honestly, the
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night just was a blessed like I've had better nights
with my weighted blanket.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Well, thank you for telling us why, Trish. I will
also let you know that Jaden is on the phone
and just heard all that and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (42:59):
Oh Tris, I mean that's why you go to me
because I had a couple too many shots.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
This was about to do.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
The bell. No, like, nothing's wrong with the bell. I
mean you you paved the bell.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
And thank you. I mean you took out that metal card.
You just wouldn't like not stop showing off and talking
about and you you even actually you bought a round
for the table next to us.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
And remember you sing out like put it.
Speaker 12 (43:32):
On the mile.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
I did. Oh man, Okay, I guess I got that's
on me. Maybe I was a little bit too drunk,
but uh, I mean I kind of got admit. It
was kind of like charming drunk, right, It wasn't like embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (43:53):
Oh dude, you like slurred the words wag you sliders.
You kept saying wag you sliders. He tried to I
fight the server when she brought a ketch up, like oh.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Sound hilarious a Trisha, I mean we did have a thing, right,
Like I can't we just start over like a new night,
a new vibe, like I promised, like two drinks, that's it.
No shots, honestly no shots and maybe, uh this time
we'll just get desserted.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Tris, would you like to go with je? And again
we'll pay for it?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
I mean, Steve Man, like it was messy.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
What if I told you that you scratched my rims
when you parked my car and I didn't even say
anything because I like you that much?
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Wait did I seriously did?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I mean they don't really get one side to the
left side, like near the curve that you were driving. Uh,
right side still pristine. So I'm not mad about it, oh.
Speaker 10 (44:59):
I I mean I really like I apologize for that.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Like I was like honestly trying to get out of there.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
I never drove a car like that, so like I
didn't like really know at the time.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Okay, Well, I mean, can you make it up to me?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
By what do you think? Trisha? Make it up to him?
You know that way you don't pay for the rim
at all, you know, thousand money.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
I feel like I'm being you know, like blackmailed into
this event, but like, honestly he is funny, and I
mean I did really think that we did get along
and have great chemistry before like the tequila got out
of control. But like I am, I do feel really
bad about scratching the rims, but like I.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Mean, he makes worry about it's not making about the rims.
Just kind of say yes because you know that we
might have something fun.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
He likes trash.
Speaker 10 (45:59):
Wow, I mean, okay, let's do it really really.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 10 (46:06):
I mean, if you don't wait it again like Sparance,
I'm going to key the car.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
For get the rid.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Of first day fault. It was time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
If you don't have a port of Fino orange part
of your closet yet, you better make room because you
know that's the color that everybody has finally embraced.
Speaker 8 (46:25):
I thought you're talking about Italy. Well it's called orange.
That's a gorgeous color.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
And you know who called it. She's the one that
called it that.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Yeah, So if you haven't heard yet, and by now
you probably know, the orange is a big symbol and
color for this new era of her life with the
life of a show girl. But it's not just orange,
it's port a Fino orange, which actually does make it
sound so much cooler it was, and she wanted to
and this also came out in the podcast, But if
you didn't hear the whole thing, because it was two
hours and some change, one of the parts that she
(46:59):
high lighted was the easter egg that she left for
everybody that they actually caught onto at the very last
show of her air's tour. So at the end of
all of her airs tours, she just went down on
the stage, but on the very last night, she walked
through an orange door, a porta Fino orange door. Ay,
and she is just giving all of her fans credit.
She's like, I've trained you well, that was a real
easter egg. Thank you for noticing it. Orange are very
(47:23):
pretty color. It makes me feel like I want orange Sherbert,
you know, like porta Fino orange, Shrbert. It makes you
want Sherbert, Surbert, Shrbert, Shrbet. I don't know how you
say it. I want Tobertbert Subert.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
It's like fruit ice cream right, well, it's like an
icy I think it doesn't have dairy in it.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Sorry, so fruit icy.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
No, Sherbert, it's a fruit icy.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
But there's like, go eat some fruit. I don't get.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
S Sherbert is really confusing. You never had Sherbert.
Speaker 8 (47:53):
No, I'll go get ice cream like they to have
like ice cream and Sherbert or sorbet.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
And I'll be doesn't have dar but Sherbert might.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
But it's really good. I would rather go. But Sherbert
could be day, but Sherbert could be dairy sherbet.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
If anyone knows exact difference between Sherbert and text in surbet.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Anyway, however you say it sounds delicious. There's a new
controversial trend out there right now, and it's grandma showers.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
So what?
Speaker 5 (48:26):
And it's not like taking a shower to clean yourself.
Grandma showers, it's like you're becoming your grandmother.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Whoa.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
She used to do that when I was a kid.
It was pretty fun. She had one of those chairs
that she would sit on and.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
We would just like I want one of those shares, man, You.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
Get one, and you can get the door to your
shower too, Oh my god, convenience. But these grandma showers
are controversial because some new moms, new parents believe that
the grandma is taking away their shine. That's right, that's
a it's a really big thing right now.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
And I did think it's kind of messed up, like
you take away from the person having the baby, who's
your kid, to be like, no, it's about me, I'm
the grandma.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yeah, initially that's how I felt too, But the more
that I think about it, like I watch this happen
with different families, and you know that your parents, like
their sense of purpose, especially if they're retired, was always
all about you, like all about their family, their kids,
if that was the role that they played in your life,
And so that would make me feel like they don't
(49:33):
have an identity and they just want to be able
to take care of a kid.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Again, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (49:36):
So if you kind of just get that and you're like,
grandma's lonely, Grandma needs purpose, Grandma wants to feel like
she's so important in the life. You see what I'm saying,
Then it's like, thanks, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Paus you know you're in color to babysit, So why
are you mad?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (49:50):
All right, I told my mom she needs like a
vacation house in the back of my house because I'm
gonna I'm gonna need Yeah, I'm all for grandma, so
I'm big for it.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
But maybe maybe not the shower. I don't know. Maybe
i'd be mad too if you're trying to take my shine.
Speaker 8 (50:02):
But also if your grandma's giving the baby a shower, girl,
go get you a little glass of rose.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Put your feet up, relaxed.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
The shower is a party that they have, not like
taking a shower. Yeah, it's not like their grandma takes
the kids the shower. It's like a bridal shower. But
for grandma like baby showers. You know, like this whole time,
maybe you asked where you were at Victoria we were trying.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
You were mad that the grandma is taking the baby
to ta get it back.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
I'm like, girl, grandma baths the baby. Girl let her take.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
Care of that.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
You go get why I can go to the movies
on the Vambarred diary.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
It's funny because up until that point everything you said
made sense. That you were in a completely different conversation.
That's what's.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'm great? How are you? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (50:56):
I'm good. So I don't know if this.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
Honestly, I feel so guilty about this, and I'm glad
I have an outlet.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
We're glad to be an outlet for you.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (51:08):
I mean it's kind of silly, but in looking back now,
she's not going to care. But I used to steal
dummies from my grandma. And I'm not talking about free
gummy right.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Right, Okay, Granmy can sound with the gummies.
Speaker 9 (51:22):
Huh, I'm talking thousand milligrooms at a time.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Oh, how grandma was?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
I mean a great time? And does she know well, no,
of course, if she's got those gummies, she doesn't know
that they're missing.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Well, I mean she.
Speaker 7 (51:41):
Kind of knows, but I was like fourteen, fifteen years old,
whoa holy goal?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
How did you exist after taking one of those? At
that age, I've already.
Speaker 7 (51:51):
Kind of been smoking, and I would cut them in.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Half, and so I can take a whole one.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
You know what, if anybody asks, you're still good at math?
You understood that.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (52:05):
I think she'd be cool with it now because she usually.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Share with Grandma. Thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Thank you guys for having me. I'm hoping it was
a good one.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
It was all right bye it what's up? This ju
will shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (52:25):
You have one?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Sweet, what is it?
Speaker 9 (52:28):
I've been stealing my roommates really extensive hair care and skincare.
Oh she doesn't know, no, because I have like a
generic like grocery store brand, and so I work from home.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
She doesn't.
Speaker 9 (52:43):
So when she's out, like when she's out working, I
mixed the expensive stuff into mine and I've put my
generic stuff in hers, so we both have half and half.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
You make if I don't know if I do all that?
Speaker 9 (52:57):
Well, I noticed my hair has been getting better and
my skin has been getting better, whereas hers is breaking
out and she's figuring out why she's going to like
a lot of germatologists.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Oh go on, So her skin is getting all messed up,
but yours is looking great because you've been stealing her.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Do you feel bad about it at all?
Speaker 6 (53:20):
Or?
Speaker 9 (53:21):
I mean I feel like yes, but also no, because
she's kind of she's pretty annoying and like very like
self righteous and brags about her mom owning like hair
salon and how she gets so much access to like hair.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Care products and skincare products and she's just very like entitled.
Speaker 9 (53:42):
I think she'll tell every stranger she knows that, Like,
you know, her hair is best when.
Speaker 4 (53:50):
You're actually getting worse.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Just yeah, really, in the breakouts are karma.
Speaker 8 (53:54):
What's funny is whenever y'all end up not being rumates anymore,
her hair is gonna magic.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
Like what.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
She's allergic to?
Speaker 5 (54:03):
You?
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
What's your dirty little secret,
Dumping somebody is never fun. It's the Jewbile show. It's
always a really long, hard conversation where you want to
let them down easy, and also don't want to sit
there and talk too much about it because you know
you have a date plan for right after that conversation.
You don't want to be late. That's why breakups can
be messy. And if you need proof of that, one
Florida couple is making national headlines today because of their
(00:21):
messy public breakup. How did one couple's breakup in with
twelve people in handcuffs? WHOA tell you right after this? Also,
what's the worst way to break up with someone?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ooh?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Text in four one o six one. I will tell
you what that story is right after this. My ex
dumped me on my birthday. Ooh, this is a text
we got in at four one o six one took
me to dinner, handed me a card and I thought
it was sweet. It read let's not keep pretending?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I said, is this a bit? And then he said
surprise and then walked off. Wow, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
You pay for the dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Nothing, the card is cold. That's a terrible way to
be dumped. What's the what's the worst way to dump somebody?
Because a couple is making national headlines this morning because
of their messy breakup that happened in public. Here's the
story out of Jacksonville, Florida. Police were called to a
local Golden Corral buffet when a romantic dinner turned into
an all out food fight that left everybody stunn oh no.
(01:17):
According to witnesses Leah and Trent with the couple's name,
they had just made their third trip to the carving
station when things took a sudden turn. Apparently, Tyler screamed out,
I knew it. You always take the last roll, and
that's symbolic of how you take everything. He's really been
repressing a lot. That was from a woman named Brenda
(01:40):
f who was a nearby customer, who also added that
she could tell it was gonna get serious, so she
ducked behind a soft serve machine the guy's girlfriend. This
is in the middle of a golden buffet landscape. The
guy's girlfriend allegedly responded, well, that's rich coming from a
man who hides his gambling dead in a laundry hamper,
and then slapped him in the face with Annie.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You know.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
They were holding those on for a while.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, things were just festering. I mean, if you're gonna fight,
it better be at the Golden Crown date night at
the Golden Corral Cafe. Baby. Hey. Apparently it got more
chaotic from there. E Woulitnesses say that the man that
was in the argument, Trent, attempted to storm off, but
then slipped on some gravy and fell, and that's when
he started freaking out and climbed on top of the
(02:29):
salad bar and lunched into a monologue to the entire
restaurant about how he was breaking up with his girlfriend
before starting to toss salad items at her and other patrons.
Oh my, that caused at least nine others to join
in the food fight, taking sides on her side or
his side.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Wow, that's fun.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, it does sound fun. I can't I can't say that.
I wouldn't probably take advantage of that if there was
a food fight starting up, right, you.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Just pick a side and you go to it and
you start throwing.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
By the end of it, at least twelve people were arrested,
and the Golden Corral location had be closed for a
week due for cleaning. After Oh that's a message breakup.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Literally, Although that sounds better than a lot of other
ways to break up.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
At least it's eventful.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
You're kind of distracted, you're trying or heart broken, you're
more mad.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You can put it into the role. You're not messing
up anybody's car, you know all that kind of right. Yeah,
you can cry later about it. We know you're like
getting bailed out of Jael and you're just like, did
that actually happen? Did we just tear up a golden face?
Hopefully you pocketed a brownie, like, you know, or maybe
your leg. Maybe we should get back together in.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
The cell next to each other sharing a chicken legs.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know they got back together too. Oh yeah, they
definitely did.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
They're just laughing about it. Ye, gravy and through. Because
of that, people online are sharing the worst ways to
dump somebody. Ghosting is one of the worst ways to
dump somebody.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You don't even know that you're getting dumped until like
days later probably I know.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
But it's like you start to feel it and they
and you just go and you look for facts and
then you ended up breaking up with yourself.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
And you're like, cool.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It is true when you get ghosted. You kind of
do break up with yourselves. I got a certain point
out to be like, Okay, yeah, they're not just busy. No,
they're not gonna just get back to me. I don't
think after this long no.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
And then you walk by the window and you see
him sitting there lovingly with somebody else with blonde hair,
and you're.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Like, oh, so that's what happened. And then you're like,
I'm gonna block you. But he's not even calling. Somebody
said that the dated somebody for eight months, and one
day he just stopped talking to them and vanished. Said
a week later, she saw him at a Trader Joe's
and she saw him, but he didn't He didn't know
that she saw him. But he ducked down an aisle
(04:43):
and then came back back out with the shirt pulled
over his head, Like yeah, like trying to hide from
there's just a weird guy with a shirt pulled over
his head walking around.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Okay, but really that tracks because if you're so much
of a coward that you can't even break up with
somebody that you've been with eight months, of course you're
gonna cover your.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Because I'm scared.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
How do you even do that though, like you were
with him for eight months, you talked, you hung out,
you did other things like.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hi, that's just called does not even ghosting. That's abandonment, sucker. Yeah,
that must.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Have happened to them as a child, So there's probably
a way to feel bad for them here too, But
don't repeat the cycle.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Another one of the worst ways to dump somebody is
during a fight. During a fight, experts a breakup during
high emotional arousal are linked to impulsive decision making, and
it's often used as a power tactic. And it's not
sincere when you break up with someone in a fight.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, or it's the one way that you won't feel
bad about it because that happened to me. I think
I told you guys this before, but I got broken
up with on Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Day, really so uh huh.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He had just fo hours to work. I got a
dozen roses. We went out to dinner, then we went
out to drinks afterwards. We're both kind of buzz having fun.
I'm thinking it's going to be a great night. We
get back, he starts picking a fight with me, and
the next thing I know, he's kicking me and my
roses and all this stuff outside of the house. What
this was the time when I had a lot of energy.
So I was willing out and he called the cops,
(06:04):
and at that moment we broke up. No, the worst
part though, wasn't the cops. I got home with those roses.
The next morning, I woke up there were spiders all
over the counter because they were inside of the roses.
So kicked me out without my shoes, called the cops,
gave me roses that had spiders in them. All after
a really nice day, so I'm thinking I'm loved and
(06:26):
things are great.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
The next thing I know, I'm like, whoa, you guys
wonder why I'm wild. This is the kind of stuff
that happened all the.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Time that's so messed up, not on Valentine's Valentine's Day.
So half the time, I feel like when you break
up during a fight, sometimes you don't mean it and
it's like immediate regret. But because you're in a fight
and you're arguing and like you're all like the anger,
like you just say whatever, it's kind of like, oh, fine,
you don't like this, we should break up, and like yeah,
you're not thinking the other person will be like fine,
but they're also mad, so then they're just gonna say fine.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Then you're broken up, and then the next day you're like,
oh no.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
For me, the worst part about trying to break up
in a fight is you're in the heat of the
moment moment, you know, so it's all chaotic and stuff,
and you're like, I'm out. You slam the door, and
then for me, every time I've done that, I've been like,
I forgot my keys. I have to go back in
now and grab my keys. We're still yeah, I just
forgot my keys. It's the most awkward couple of seconds
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that you're like, dang it, it's the most.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Pete Akins.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I'm the mobile notary who's supposed to drop by the
paperwork today and have you sign them so we can
get your business to liberty. Congratulations on purchasing your first business.
Saya just got the paperwork signed by the other party,
and I got to give them over to you and
then get them filed and the sales should be approved.
So I'm just calling this see if you're going to
(08:00):
be around in the next little bit there.
Speaker 7 (08:04):
Yes, I am still here, you guys, just related to
hear your back.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yes, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (08:11):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Stop that? Sorry about that? Sorry about that? A little
loud there anyway. Yeah, hey, Pete Eakins, the mobile notary
who's supposed to get all your paperwork signed today for
your big business purchase. Congratulations on that.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Thank you. Do you have an ep A?
Speaker 10 (08:33):
You know?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Can you leap floor?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What's that?
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
You you move away from it or turn it off?
I don't know you're operating.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It, but yes, no, it's yeah, I I don't. I
like to be very thorough when I get paperwork signed,
especially for an important business purchase like this. So I'm
using the leaf blower outside of the car right now,
just drying and making sure the ink's dry on the signatures,
and then I'll bring it over to you.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
So I'm just sorry.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Did you say that you are you are leaf blowing
dry my paperwork? That means I'm sorry, are you leaf
blowing the notary stamps?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
But I'm sorry, I'm sure it would be.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Fine if you could be if you can have the
lower hell, can you.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Please they please turn off the leaf lower.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
I should just deliver my paperwork.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I should wait to do that before yeah you yes,
but yes, making sure everything's dry.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. Maybe just like put a
length piece of paper over it. It's very important that
I guess those papers intact because I like in the
next hour or two.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Yeah, because I time delivered. Time very time sensitive. And
why would you be using a leaf flower?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why would you be hell?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hi, hello, why would.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
You be do a leaf blower?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm just trying to get all the documents all dried up,
make sure the ink is all dry so I can
get it over to you, since it's important.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Maybe trying a fan.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What what?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh boy?
Speaker 9 (10:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
What what happens? Hey?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Eron Aaron, Yes, get nothing to worry about sort of. Yeah, well,
it's gonna be just a little bit before I get
over there. Accidentally blew the whole stack of papers down
the street.
Speaker 11 (10:46):
There, Did you just say that all of my papers
are down the streets, like blown across the streets?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah? Yeah, it really goes.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Are you moron?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Like?
Speaker 11 (10:57):
What do you use a leaf blower on official documents?
There's sense of this here on there I need every
single one of.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Those Jesus in sequence delivered.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'm trying to hold back together now.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
I.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
Who Okay, what's the actual This is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard. I'm seeing you, I'm seeing your
entire company.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I'm saying whatever idiot.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Referred you to the other person, that's part of the
visional Jackson.
Speaker 11 (11:28):
You are ruining my fans of buying my first business.
Kind of moron is out here? Who gave you a
notary like a certification?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Are you serious of you?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I should just let you know it's a prank phone call.
Then this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband. Set you up.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Oh my god, you have no idea. I literally have
a shain in my chest right now. I could kill
you and my husband.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh my god, you want to say, idea, congratulations on
buying your first business.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
Oh my gosh, that is not the way to say
congratulations to me.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Franks his time for Nina is what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Elf Cosmetics is apologizing to everybody right now. They say
that they understand that they miss the mark with their
new campaign. They care about the ELF community and want
them to know that. They'll continue to make their case,
but they're going to do it differently. What so comedian
Oh yes, let me tell you so. Comedian Matt Rife
was put in one of their new campaigns. So him
(12:34):
and somebody else a drag queen hiding in the closet,
made this whole campaign for them that was about affordable
beauty attorneys. Their whole point is by leaning into the
fact that ELF cosmetics is affordable, it's not so expensive,
blah blah blah. So their messaging was on point, but
who they had in their ads was what's throwing people off?
Because Matt Rife has a skit somewhere where he's talking
(12:55):
about domestic violence. Yeah, and so everybody's like, interesting choice,
you put that guy on a brand that.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Mostly women buy. Oh right, you're talking about domestic violence.
That just doesn't feel right.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
So everybody, I shouldn't say everybody, but a lot of
people that saw it are putting pressure on them, and they.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did decide it in their choice. They did decide to
end the campaign.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I feel like if you do something like that, you're
not aware. Yeah, it's probably one of those things. They're like,
we need to find a popular comedian, because Matt Ryve
was very popular, but they probably never looked at his comedy.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, because it was from twenty twenty three. I
guess he had a stand up special called Natural Selection,
and that especially is where he did that sells.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Offensive jokes, yeah, or things that could be offensive. Yeah,
you get offended, but yeah, that's his that's his brand
of comedy. So they should have watched his comedy before
the pan a little bit. Yeah, I was surprised when
you said he got to be chosen to be someone
spokesperson because of how careful companies are. It's not like,
you know, this is coming out of the woodwork. It's
all this stuff is like that.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
So wow, someone who has am like, I don't know
natural selection, like someone literally so looked into that a
little bit and they were gonna.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I mean, there's also the point of view where it's like, well,
maybe they knew what they were doing, and they knew
that they were going to be able to come out
and say, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, we didn't
mean to do this, but now they're getting all of
this attention. Regardless I don't know if you really can
think that far ahead. This is setting up being a
win win, unfortunately and fortunately for them.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Isn't it like the press thing where it's like bad press,
it's still.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Still good press. Yeah, wall press is good press. But
I don't know. But they heard you have matt rifles
even like what they want miss Yeah, okay, it.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Looks like a wizard in some of these. It's very interesting.
But they heard you and they took them out. Dang,
there's a new wellness craze same space kind of that
is now all about correcting your posture. I don't know
why we're calling this a new wellness craze, but I
do love that. It's one thing that you can do
that you don't have to actually change anything about yourself.
It's going to better yourself by sitting up straight. It's
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getting those posture corrects.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's a lot of work. I'll tell you well, I've
been working on my posture for the last like year
and a half, and it is. It's hard than it sounds,
so like, really change your posture. It's all takes a
lot of paying attention to that's true. You're sitting, how
you're standing, all that stuff. It's hard, Yeah, it is hard.
It makes a huge difference though, those vests and stuff too, right,
it can help you do that. They do. You're not
supposed to wear them that much though. Why Why because
(15:16):
they're not good for you to wear them too much.
Huh yeah, well so it actually can do damage if
you wear that too much.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Oh oh, Interestingly, it should make something you can wear
all the time.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Well, they're citing the benefits as making it easier for
you to exercise. You'll notice a visible shift and you're
not just your posture but your confidence.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah. Everything. Your body will age better so you're not
like falling apart. And then this is the funny one.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
It can also make your neck and jaw look more defined,
like a facelift because you're sitting up straight.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
That.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
There's a lot of truth to that. It does numbers
for your mental health too. Really. Yeah, well, if you
think about it, your spy, your spine is what connects
to your brain, and all your nerves run down your spine.
So if your spine isn't straight and things aren't running
how they should be, you're not going to be firing
the way you should. As far as like the human
machinery goes. That's so true.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
I always think about it like a straw, and like,
those are the juices that need to go up, and
if the straw is bent, the juices aren't going in
the right place.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Right exactly, And like every single vertebrate has nerves that
come out of it, so you can be having digestive
issues and it could actually stem from a pinch in
your spine. So standing up straight also helps with the
confidence and stuff like that, But not just because you
feel better because you're standing up straight. Yeah, Also it
feels better because your nerves are able to send the
right signals to your brain.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
This is so amazing. I'm still walking up the straw comment,
but this is very interesting.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Great way to picture it, don't you see it? I
see it now. But I was just need to flow freely. Yeah,
uh huh. It's not even gross, do it. That's real.
That's what's trending, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Only on the Jubile Show. Alexander is on the phone
today for it to catch a Cheater, and he thinks
that his girlfriend of one year named Mia might be
messing around. So we'll see if we can help him out, Alexander, sorry'
in this situation, man, But what's going on?
Speaker 12 (17:01):
Yeah? Me and I we met a year ago off hinge,
and I mean, honestly, everything's been pretty easy.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
You know.
Speaker 12 (17:10):
We get together when we can, and it's like totally
low maintenance relationship because we're both really busy, you know,
just life, and I don't get to see her, you know,
as often maybe as I would like. But I mean
like it's not the end of the world, okay, But
like when we're together though, like things are amazing. Like
(17:32):
we're just constantly at club concerts, you know whatever, any
energy that we've got that we just like to send together.
So it's really nice. But I guess up until about
a week ago.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I mean what happened about a week ago.
Speaker 12 (17:48):
So we were hanging out and we're, you know, on
the couch at her place, you know, watching a movie,
and she's got this iPad that she always has on
the coffee table and just kind of like there, you know,
both of us use it to order stuff, get tickets
for concerts, movies, like anything like that. So never kind
(18:10):
of a big deal. And I was messing around recently
looking on it. First the movie tickets for the weekend,
and she was in the bathroom and she gets a
message from one of her friends, Destiny. So the message said,
do you think he'll find out? And like another yeah,
(18:34):
another one said that I wouldn't say anything. You made
a mistake. And then at that point I'm like, all right,
I gotta look, you know, just just a little. So
by the time I made the decision, Mia like starts
walking back out. So I'm like, well, oh god, So
I didn't see what she was exactly talking about in
(18:55):
the chat with Destiny, but I did the message from
me to Destiny saying that it was really hot, but
she feels guilty about it. Oh it's like, you know,
i'd chicken out at this point, and you know, I'm
not going to confront her about it, and she she's
been really honest about everything in our relationship.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
You think, yeah, I would.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
Just be really into things you know that aren't there,
like totally totally could just be reading into it. But
I'm not going to blow her up, you know, based
on just some of this little info that I saw,
and I.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Mean I would have a lot of questions.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
A lot of questions, but also has she been acting
any different aside from just seeing that text exchange. I mean,
that's one other thing that would kind of just put
an exclamation next to it, you know.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
No, I mean she's been acting totally fine. I mean,
like when we go out, I keep an eye on her,
but like there's nothing you know. Actually, we were out
with Destiny one night at a club recently, and I
did see me a whispering to Destiny and she Destiny
did like she kind of locked eyes on me when
(19:59):
she saw that I saw and they thought their como.
So I don't know what to think anymore. But I mean,
like I know that I should just talk to her
about it, but like things are so great, like I
don't want to up.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You know, like I mean if she's doing something and
they're not that.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
Great, yeah, but I just know that I shouldn't have
seen what I saw, and then it's kind of seemed
like I'm snooping and like you know that. Yeah, I'm
not trying to be that type of guy, like you know,
and I do trust her, yeah, and everything's great. So
I'm in a weird s FI.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You know, we'll see what we can help you out.
You already told us what grocery store she's a rewards
card member at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Okay, here we.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Go, plays song come Back, and get your to catch
Cheeter next. If you're just joining us for today's Secatchacheeter.
Alexander is on the phone and he thinks that his
girlfriend Mia of one year might be cheating on him.
So we're about to call and pretend to be from
the grocery store that she's a rewards member at, and
say that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We do that for all
(21:12):
of our loyal customers and see if she sends them
to Alexander or to somebody else. But before we do that, Alexander,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 12 (21:20):
So basically, yeah, me and I have been together for
about a year. Recently everything's been great. Recently saw something
when she had gone to the bathroom on the iPad
that we kind of both used for getting movie tickets
and stuff like that, and saw a message from her
friends saying, leading me to believe that there's something going
(21:41):
on and she's cheating. So I'm not sure she's been
acting totally normal, but I'm just I don't know if
I sit confront her or you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay, well it's going to happen. Yeah, you ready for
us to call her? I don't know.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
Let that guess. Let's do it all right, here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Hello, Hi, this is jorable calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named me.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Okay, okay, that's me, Miya.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations. You're this month's big winner.
Thank you for shopping with us. We're clapping for you
here in the offices. Everybody's very excited about you today, Mia.
Thank you the flowers.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Okay, I didn't know y'all did this.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh. Yes, Every single month, we choose one rewards card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floor department. You've just won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want, just our way
of saying thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Oh okay, wow.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Thank congratulations. Yeah. And here's how it works. If you
know who you want to send them to, I can
take the information in a matter of minutes over the phone.
I'm prepared to do that right now, if you already know.
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Okay, wait, flowers, okay, it's destiny.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Destiny okay, and anything you want upon a card.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Okay, can you say come over tonight? I want more
Winky Moodie.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All right, And then the last thing I will need
to do is just let you know that this is
not a grocery store and that my name is Jewbel
and I'm calling from the Jewbil Show. Yeah, I have
Nina here too.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I'm Victoria, and your boyfriend Alexander is on the phone.
We do a segment called to Catch a Teeter, where
if somebody thinks they're significant other might be messing around.
You see who they send flowers to, so he might
have some questions.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Wait what.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Wait wait wait wait what out?
Speaker 12 (23:58):
Oh why are you?
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I know, I know, I know, I'm Oh my god,
I'm sorry, Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (24:08):
I don't really understand because it's like, what's up with
the the message too, like come over tonight. I won't.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I'm embarrassed. I'm very embarrassed right now. Dave, what Yeah,
I'm really confused too.
Speaker 13 (24:32):
But uh, do you remember that night that you dropped us,
me and Destiny.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Off at the club three weeks ago? Yeah, we've got smashed.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
We were so dry.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
It just like happened, like honestly, like I wasn't trying
to hurt you in.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It.
Speaker 12 (24:52):
Just are you saying? What do you mean? It just
doesn't happen.
Speaker 13 (24:57):
We we were just kind of it was just kind
of like my around with my.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Friend and then it just went too far and like
and it was just like, I mean, she's just from
like a.
Speaker 13 (25:07):
Really close friend for so long, so honestly it came
out of nowhere and it like, isn't it only happened
like a couple of times and like really I didn't
well and it was I mean, like it was truly
like I honestly I do love you, Alexander, I do,
but it was just like an accident. And I understand
(25:29):
if you're like so mad and like you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Do this anymore or whatever.
Speaker 13 (25:33):
But like honestly, I just was like, it just kind
of happened, and like it's true, like it I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
I mean for someone who's saying like, oh, I'm sorry,
like it just happened. If you like the fact that
you're sending her flowers, I don't.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
Honestly, like I didn't think you'd want flower. I was like,
I was just like, oh flowers, Like who girl?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
What I sent him to? And I was like, oh me,
because like I.
Speaker 13 (26:02):
Don't know how she feels about everything, Like you know,
this was like kind of happened out of the blue
for her too, So I honestly was like concerned about
her feelings.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
But obviously that was you know, you lot it more.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You said you.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Wanted more, I know, because it was nice.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
But if you didn't get caught right now, do you
think that you would just continue to do this for
as long as you could.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
No, I mean, I've felt guilty every time. I was
trying to figure out a way to tell you, But
I just like I.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
Think what I'm wondering right now is like, is it
just destiny?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Was?
Speaker 12 (26:36):
Are you bringing anybody else? Are there any other guys
that I should know about.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Like what no, no, no, like truly never never have
never would like no other guys like it was it's
just in destiny and.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
It was I don't know, it was just having fun.
Speaker 12 (26:55):
Uh, I mean, like it just did you say it's over?
But I mean you're saying you want more, so I don't.
I mean, I don't really know what the thing.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's not like I was trying to do this. What
I'm not like looking for another relationship. I'm not looking
for another guy. It's just it's destiny, you know, dest
like if that's a problem.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
But that's like a problem. How do you move forward
from this destiny? And you can't be friends anymore? If
you you know, if that were to work out with
Alexander and he's okay with this for some reason, are
you okay with this, Alexander, Yes, fun, it's the whole.
It's not a guy thing because it's a girl. It's
a little bit more of a gray area.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I mean, I.
Speaker 12 (27:39):
Guess it's cool.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
What really? I mean, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 12 (27:46):
Like trying to process everything. Yeah, I guess. As I
think about it, I'm like, I guess it's good.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Cool, you're trying to get in on it, aren't you.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
I mean, like if it was, Yeah, we'll let you
guys figure it out there.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
At least you found out what's going on. Wow, good luck.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater. You know what's
weird about your quiz is, Katie, is that all the
work is right and just the answers are wrong. I
know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most
important thing in the world right now, but you don't
have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for Caliuci tickets today. So call
us if you think you have what it takes to
beat Victoria eight eight eight three four three one o
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. You can also dm us at the Jebel
Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com if you
(28:46):
want to play Victoria.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
And not to keeot my own horn. But I'm on
a winning streak. I don't know if anyone's heard that's right.
Two in a row. I mean, sometimes when you're just
like a winner, you just can't lose.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Guys, I don't know this vibe.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
If you think you can stop Victoria from getting three
wins in a row.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
If you'm on a call right now, I won't play
you vers Victoria right after this. It's the Jebel Show,
all right.
Speaker 8 (29:11):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you. Ape It's
good time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Cali if she take us today. Also,
just so you know, I'm performing this Friday at the
Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle, Washington. You get your
tickets for that if you go to the Jebels Show
dot com and click on stand up Comedy. Would love
(29:38):
to see there. Okay, today you have Yes, let's meet
our contestant for you vers Victoria, Carlos. What's up, Carlos?
How are you good? How you doing great? You ready
to play? Victoria?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Do you have you breakfast?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
This morning? Some nosy I had a blueberry.
Speaker 12 (29:55):
Muppet homemade.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Day be ready to get her off her game. Victoria
loves muffins.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
You don't want to bring me a muffin?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Share?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well, now, Victoria is just gonna be thinking about muffins.
That was well played, Carlos. Seriously, genius, we see its
Victoria out of the studio so she can daydream about muffins.
She does really love muffins. While she's leaving, you have
thirty thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, are
(30:31):
you ready? Let's go? Here we go, Carlos, your time
starts now.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
In literature, who is the author of the picture of
Dorian Gray?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh my god, oh Shakespeare.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
What was Taylor Swift's first Billboard Hot one hundred number
one song? Which country hosted the twenty sixteen Olympics?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh my god?
Speaker 11 (30:58):
Oh no?
Speaker 5 (31:00):
What popular video social media platform was originally intended as
a dating platform?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
My faith?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
All right, God, that I don't bring Victoria back into
the studio and while she's getting settled and putting her
headphones on and stuff. Here's a question for you, Carlos.
If parallel universes exist, what is your evil twins catchphrase?
Speaker 12 (31:24):
Wow, that's a good one. We'll go with.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, Victoria, parallel universes exists? What's your evil twins catchphrase?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Oh that's hard, I got it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Actually you know what they?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (31:46):
They would be like super like confident and be like
I said, no, okay, yeah, all right, here we go,
Victoria thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass. You have to be Carlos outright to Wayne.
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Here we go. Your time starts now. In literature, who
is the author of the picture of Dorian Gray? You suck?
I don't know me?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Who wrote that question?
Speaker 5 (32:14):
What was Taylor Swift's first Billboard Hot one hundred number
one song, Her Evil Twin is here?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Gosh, Oh Hush love Story?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Which country hosted the twenty sixteen Olympics, bro uh Rio?
What popular video social media platform was originally intended as
a dating platform?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Wait? Wait, waited again, I was listening.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
What popular video social media platform was originally intended as
a dating platform?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
YouTube? I'm gonna get he's wrong.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Carlos did not get any correct Victoria wait got to.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Whoa crazy Wow. That's Victoria's third win in a row.
I know, very unexpected, but you do get calikets just
playing you can't get to me. Let's get the answers,
now a Nina, you got lucky.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
The author of the picture, next time, Next time, Crols.
The picture of Dorian Gray was written by Oscar Wilde.
The Taylor Swipt's first Billboard Hot one hundred number one
song was we Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
The country that hosted that's also true.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
Break up version of the country that hosted the twenty
sixteen Olympics was Brazil, so she gave you rio. The
popular video social media platform that was originally intended as
a dating platform was YouTube.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
That's I didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Know that either.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Weird, I know, but once upon a time they used
to have those VHS videos that people would send in
to date other people.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Like that's how they used to do it.
Speaker 8 (34:04):
You would send in a VHS. This is before my time.
Don't look at me like that, but yeah, they would
send in videos kinda except vhs, right, So I feel
like that's why YouTube did it?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Bro that takes so long to find your love?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Hey Carlos, thank you for playing true.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Thank you you.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
We play you Verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jubile
Show or go to the jubileshow dot com and you
can see if Victoria can get to four next time
we play you Ver, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
I'm pretty confident I can.
Speaker 14 (34:38):
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Speaker 1 (34:45):
Jayden is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up, but he's getting ghosted by a woman named Trish.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Jaden, how long
has it been since you heard from Trish?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
And it's been over four days.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now, So, oh, are you sure she's ghost you?
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You know, I can kind of give you the whole rundown,
but like for sure, because we were talking a lot,
I mean, doing a lot of texting, voice recording, and
now it just went from every you know, hour or
so to nothing four days and we went on at two.
And that's kind of where after that date, that's where
(35:28):
I have not heard anything Frommer.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Well, what happened on the date?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well, you know, so I went to this place called
you know that place. It's kind of like a bougie bar.
It's got a kind of TVs. And it's kind of
it's slick, you know, it's got those like Wagoo sliders.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I mean it's super fun. It's loud, and you know,
it's kind of one of those places where you could
hang and kind of vibe. And I think we were
really vibing there. I mean she was last ting of
my joke, I mean, my corny you know kind of
daddy jokes, and I mean we were locked in nine.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Dad jokes, daddy jokes.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
That yeah. I mean I was like feeding her drinks
and I was giving her like proper whiskey shoes, and
you know, we were like definitely like making eye contact
and she was impressed. I could tell. And there was
definitely sparks there. It's just.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
It just didn't feel like a job interview.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know, I've been in so many dates that just
feel like, here's my resume, this is who I am.
But this was like we were vibing. So I had
a good time. But I got to admit that I
kind of overindulged a little. I mean, I think I
forgot to pay the bill, but I mean I checked
(36:51):
my card statement and there was nothing there. Oh yeah,
So I feel bad. I feel like I maybe she
thinks I'm a cheap gate or something. But because it
was so good and cool before that, and I don't know,
I even asked her to come, you know, in for
a little bit afterwards, for a nightcap and a little backscratches,
(37:14):
like not a creepy way.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay, what did she say to that?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I think that's how we were vibing.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So did she go in for backscratches or no?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I mean she it was really quick. She came and
said good night, and she left real real fast. And
I've texted her a couple of times since. And then
there was nothing. I mean, I know, I had a
few drinks and I was kind of maybe a little
bit looser than I normally am, but we had a
good time, and so I don't know, maybe there was
just something about that bill that maybe I still haven't
(37:48):
figured it all out yet.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Okay, Okay, well we'll try to figure it out for you.
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date if you
still want one.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Okay, yeah, please, I really want to know.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Okay, we'll get your first day follow up right after
this if you're just joining us for today's first date
follow up. Jaden is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by a woman named Trish. So we're about to
call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting and maybe get him a second date. But first, Jaden,
why don't you recap your date for us real quick.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yes. So, I've been talking to Trish for a couple
of weeks, and you know, we went out to get
some drinks and some food at a nice, swanky place.
We had a great time, but I had maybe a
little bit too much to drink, and I didn't know
exactly who paid the bill because I looked on my
account and I don't know where it is. I don't
(38:47):
see that. Bill and I did ask her to come
in for a little bit and she kind of bailed.
I'm just totally getting ghosted. I haven't heard a thing
in four days.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Please do? Here we go.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Trish please.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yes, this is Trish.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Hey, Trish, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubile Show. Hi, Tris, I'm Nina. Hi
am Victoria. Hey, my name's Jubel. What's up?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Hi?
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
No? Oh right, hey, well check it out sometimes, Trish.
I would love to have you see what you think
of it. But we're calling you today because one of
our listeners, somebody who does know the show, actually send
us an email about you and wanted us to call you.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
The gain Why, Well.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
We do a segment on our show it's called the
first Date follow Up. That is, if you go out
on a date with somebody and then you ghost them,
the person you're ghosting can email us and ask us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
So we're calling you about someone that you are currently
not talking talking to. So where you.
Speaker 10 (40:02):
Oh okay, oh my god, all right, I already know
like this has to be about Jayden.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yes, it is Tris. We talked to Jaden. He told
us all about your date, said he really likes you,
but he can't figure out why you're not getting back
to him and wondering if you have a moment to
tell us.
Speaker 10 (40:22):
Okay, yeah, I mean that's fine. I just okay, this
is awkward. I mean I guess okay, he was really
like plastered on our date. Did he mention that at all?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
He study over indulged a little bit? He didn't think
he was that Yeah? Was he that drunk?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:45):
Guys, he was like white girl wasted. Like I had
to drive his car home. I had to drive him
home that night.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Oh wow, how.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Did you at home?
Speaker 6 (40:55):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (40:56):
I had to call it up for a ride at
his place waiting while he's just like so sloppy and
actually he had the nerve to like invite me in
for what did he say? He was like a nightcap
and like backscratches, which weackscratches.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
We thought that might be a little weak. We were
wondering if you got the backscratches.
Speaker 10 (41:19):
No, I did not partake I like, honestly, he was
a good guy that like I really liked him at first,
Like I just thought we had some good banter, Like
he was really cute and confident, and he took me
to a really nice place. We were having a really
good time, and like he was he was funny, Like
he even asked the waiter for a tequila pairing to
(41:42):
like go with our like loaded tots, which was pretty funny.
But like honestly, he just kept going like somewhere around
shot four, like he just started to spiral, like I
mean sloppy loud, like he kept winking at me.
Speaker 6 (41:59):
Like I had a good wing, I know, and I
was like not getting drunk like that.
Speaker 10 (42:11):
So really he like was doing laugh by me. And
I mean I told him, like get some more food
or maybe some water or just something, and he was
just like, nah.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
I'm good, let's do one more.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
And then he like forgot he even said that. So,
I mean, honestly, he he had like a really fancy car.
I felt uncomfortable driving it, but I just tried to
take him home park it and I like went inside
just quickly just waiting for my ride. But like he
never took water or anything. So I mean, honestly, the
(42:45):
night just was a blessed like I've had better nights
with my weighted blanket.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Well, thank you for telling us why, Trish. I will
also let you know that Jaden is on the phone
and just heard all that and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (42:59):
Oh Tris, I mean that's why you go to me
because I had a couple too many shots.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
This was about to do.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
The bell. No, like, nothing's wrong with the bell. I
mean you you paved the bell.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
And thank you. I mean you took out that metal card.
You just wouldn't like not stop showing off and talking
about and you you even actually you bought a round
for the table next to us.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
And remember you sing out like put it.
Speaker 12 (43:32):
On the mile.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
I did. Oh man, Okay, I guess I got that's
on me. Maybe I was a little bit too drunk,
but uh, I mean I kind of got admit. It
was kind of like charming drunk, right, It wasn't like embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (43:53):
Oh dude, you like slurred the words wag you sliders.
You kept saying wag you sliders. He tried to I
fight the server when she brought a ketch up, like oh.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Sound hilarious a Trisha, I mean we did have a thing, right,
Like I can't we just start over like a new night,
a new vibe, like I promised, like two drinks, that's it.
No shots, honestly no shots and maybe, uh this time
we'll just get desserted.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Tris, would you like to go with je? And again
we'll pay for it?
Speaker 4 (44:30):
I mean, Steve Man, like it was messy.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
What if I told you that you scratched my rims
when you parked my car and I didn't even say
anything because I like you that much?
Speaker 4 (44:45):
Wait did I seriously did?
Speaker 2 (44:47):
I mean they don't really get one side to the
left side, like near the curve that you were driving. Uh,
right side still pristine. So I'm not mad about it, oh.
Speaker 10 (44:59):
I I mean I really like I apologize for that.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Like I was like honestly trying to get out of there.
Speaker 10 (45:04):
I never drove a car like that, so like I
didn't like really know at the time.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Okay, Well, I mean, can you make it up to me?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
By what do you think? Trisha? Make it up to him?
You know that way you don't pay for the rim
at all, you know, thousand money.
Speaker 10 (45:26):
I feel like I'm being you know, like blackmailed into
this event, but like, honestly he is funny, and I
mean I did really think that we did get along
and have great chemistry before like the tequila got out
of control. But like I am, I do feel really
bad about scratching the rims, but like I.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Mean, he makes worry about it's not making about the rims.
Just kind of say yes because you know that we
might have something fun.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
He likes trash.
Speaker 10 (45:59):
Wow, I mean, okay, let's do it really really.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 10 (46:06):
I mean, if you don't wait it again like Sparance,
I'm going to key the car.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
For get the rid.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Of first day fault. It was time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
If you don't have a port of Fino orange part
of your closet yet, you better make room because you
know that's the color that everybody has finally embraced.
Speaker 8 (46:25):
I thought you're talking about Italy. Well it's called orange.
That's a gorgeous color.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
And you know who called it. She's the one that
called it that.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Yeah, So if you haven't heard yet, and by now
you probably know, the orange is a big symbol and
color for this new era of her life with the
life of a show girl. But it's not just orange,
it's port a Fino orange, which actually does make it
sound so much cooler it was, and she wanted to
and this also came out in the podcast, But if
you didn't hear the whole thing, because it was two
hours and some change, one of the parts that she
(46:59):
high lighted was the easter egg that she left for
everybody that they actually caught onto at the very last
show of her air's tour. So at the end of
all of her airs tours, she just went down on
the stage, but on the very last night, she walked
through an orange door, a porta Fino orange door. Ay,
and she is just giving all of her fans credit.
She's like, I've trained you well, that was a real
easter egg. Thank you for noticing it. Orange are very
(47:23):
pretty color. It makes me feel like I want orange Sherbert,
you know, like porta Fino orange, Shrbert. It makes you
want Sherbert, Surbert, Shrbert, Shrbet. I don't know how you
say it. I want Tobertbert Subert.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (47:37):
It's like fruit ice cream right, well, it's like an
icy I think it doesn't have dairy in it.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Sorry, so fruit icy.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
No, Sherbert, it's a fruit icy.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
But there's like, go eat some fruit. I don't get.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
S Sherbert is really confusing. You never had Sherbert.
Speaker 8 (47:53):
No, I'll go get ice cream like they to have
like ice cream and Sherbert or sorbet.
Speaker 5 (47:57):
And I'll be doesn't have dar but Sherbert might.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
But it's really good. I would rather go. But Sherbert
could be day, but Sherbert could be dairy sherbet.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
If anyone knows exact difference between Sherbert and text in surbet.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Anyway, however you say it sounds delicious. There's a new
controversial trend out there right now, and it's grandma showers.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
So what?
Speaker 5 (48:26):
And it's not like taking a shower to clean yourself.
Grandma showers, it's like you're becoming your grandmother.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Whoa.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
She used to do that when I was a kid.
It was pretty fun. She had one of those chairs
that she would sit on and.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
We would just like I want one of those shares, man, You.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
Get one, and you can get the door to your
shower too, Oh my god, convenience. But these grandma showers
are controversial because some new moms, new parents believe that
the grandma is taking away their shine. That's right, that's
a it's a really big thing right now.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
And I did think it's kind of messed up, like
you take away from the person having the baby, who's
your kid, to be like, no, it's about me, I'm
the grandma.
Speaker 5 (49:11):
Yeah, initially that's how I felt too, But the more
that I think about it, like I watch this happen
with different families, and you know that your parents, like
their sense of purpose, especially if they're retired, was always
all about you, like all about their family, their kids,
if that was the role that they played in your life,
And so that would make me feel like they don't
(49:33):
have an identity and they just want to be able
to take care of a kid.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Again, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (49:36):
So if you kind of just get that and you're like,
grandma's lonely, Grandma needs purpose, Grandma wants to feel like
she's so important in the life. You see what I'm saying,
Then it's like, thanks, Grandma.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Paus you know you're in color to babysit, So why
are you mad?
Speaker 10 (49:49):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (49:50):
All right, I told my mom she needs like a
vacation house in the back of my house because I'm
gonna I'm gonna need Yeah, I'm all for grandma, so
I'm big for it.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
But maybe maybe not the shower. I don't know. Maybe
i'd be mad too if you're trying to take my shine.
Speaker 8 (50:02):
But also if your grandma's giving the baby a shower, girl,
go get you a little glass of rose.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
Put your feet up, relaxed.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
The shower is a party that they have, not like
taking a shower. Yeah, it's not like their grandma takes
the kids the shower. It's like a bridal shower. But
for grandma like baby showers. You know, like this whole time,
maybe you asked where you were at Victoria we were trying.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
You were mad that the grandma is taking the baby
to ta get it back.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
I'm like, girl, grandma baths the baby. Girl let her take.
Speaker 4 (50:35):
Care of that.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
You go get why I can go to the movies
on the Vambarred diary.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
It's funny because up until that point everything you said
made sense. That you were in a completely different conversation.
That's what's.
Speaker 4 (50:48):
Jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (50:53):
I'm great? How are you? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (50:56):
I'm good. So I don't know if this.
Speaker 7 (50:59):
Honestly, I feel so guilty about this, and I'm glad
I have an outlet.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
We're glad to be an outlet for you.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (51:08):
I mean it's kind of silly, but in looking back now,
she's not going to care. But I used to steal
dummies from my grandma. And I'm not talking about free
gummy right.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Right, Okay, Granmy can sound with the gummies.
Speaker 9 (51:22):
Huh, I'm talking thousand milligrooms at a time.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Oh, how grandma was?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
I mean a great time? And does she know well, no,
of course, if she's got those gummies, she doesn't know
that they're missing.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Well, I mean she.
Speaker 7 (51:41):
Kind of knows, but I was like fourteen, fifteen years old,
whoa holy goal?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
How did you exist after taking one of those? At
that age, I've already.
Speaker 7 (51:51):
Kind of been smoking, and I would cut them in.
Speaker 3 (51:54):
Half, and so I can take a whole one.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
You know what, if anybody asks, you're still good at math?
You understood that.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (52:05):
I think she'd be cool with it now because she usually.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Share with Grandma. Thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
Thank you guys for having me. I'm hoping it was
a good one.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
It was all right bye it what's up? This ju
will shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 12 (52:25):
You have one?
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Sweet, what is it?
Speaker 9 (52:28):
I've been stealing my roommates really extensive hair care and skincare.
Oh she doesn't know, no, because I have like a
generic like grocery store brand, and so I work from home.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
She doesn't.
Speaker 9 (52:43):
So when she's out, like when she's out working, I
mixed the expensive stuff into mine and I've put my
generic stuff in hers, so we both have half and half.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
You make if I don't know if I do all that?
Speaker 9 (52:57):
Well, I noticed my hair has been getting better and
my skin has been getting better, whereas hers is breaking
out and she's figuring out why she's going to like
a lot of germatologists.
Speaker 1 (53:08):
Oh go on, So her skin is getting all messed up,
but yours is looking great because you've been stealing her.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Do you feel bad about it at all?
Speaker 6 (53:20):
Or?
Speaker 9 (53:21):
I mean I feel like yes, but also no, because
she's kind of she's pretty annoying and like very like
self righteous and brags about her mom owning like hair
salon and how she gets so much access to like hair.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
Care products and skincare products and she's just very like entitled.
Speaker 9 (53:42):
I think she'll tell every stranger she knows that, Like,
you know, her hair is best when.
Speaker 4 (53:50):
You're actually getting worse.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
Just yeah, really, in the breakouts are karma.
Speaker 8 (53:54):
What's funny is whenever y'all end up not being rumates anymore,
her hair is gonna magic.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
Like what.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
She's allergic to?
Speaker 5 (54:03):
You?
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
What's your dirty little secret,
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