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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news. You heard it here on the Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
First, a store in China that sells Life Life sives
robots for cooking, cleaning, and other housework is threatening to
close down if customers don't stop using them for quote
unquote other reasons.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
See how easy it is to create fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real News or Fake News, where I read
a news story from the week and you have to
tell me if that's a fake news story that people
actually believed or a real one that went viral. It's
a lot harder than you think, and it's always fun.
Real news or fake news is coming up right after
this time for another breaking news story here, that's the
(00:41):
Jewel Show. One in four gen Z workers regrets going
to college. Lanch is shocking news because nobody knew that
one in four members of gen.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Z has jobs.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
See how easy it is to create fake news, and
that's why every single week we bring you the clever
named segment real News or Fake News, where I read
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to tell me if it's a fake one
or a real news.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Story that went viral. Okay, here we go. Here's the
first headline for real news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Man almost sends to life due to judges oopsie moment. Oh,
man almost sentence to life due to a judge's oopsie moment.
Here's the full story. Imagine that you're accused of a
crime you didn't commit. You're in the courtroom waiting for
the judge to read the verdict, and then this happens.
A twenty six year old named Alton Oliver was on
trial in Georgia last week facing murder charges.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
He was accused of murdering an off duty cop in
twenty twenty two, but claimed it with self defense. The
trial lasted for three days and wrapped up very quickly
with a verdict. They handed it to the judge to read,
and everybody was on the edge of their seat, and
the judge flubbed the verdict. He said guilty, was meant
(01:55):
to say not guilty.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
On all counts.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh, that's given somebody a real heart attack.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Apparently a juror chimed in and corrected him, and he
corrected himself a little bit later and then issued an
apology that said, sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just had an oopsie moment. Judges are real people too, do.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
You anything Nina, reel or fake? I'm going with real.
I pictured the whole thing. I could see him say, Oopsie.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's real.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Victoria man almost sends the life due to judges. Oopsie moment.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm also going to have seen the oscars like two
years ago. That happened. Also, they said the wrong name.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's right, it is America.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, it is a real news story. And here's here's
video of it or audio from the video of it
dos con viral.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
The verdict.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
We the jury find that fine guilty as to all
six councils deep bill of indictment. I'm sure for handles
to face council can pass it over to I say
not sorry, we's a jury find that's not guilty.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
To my bad, my bad, messing with the man. Hey
you're free. Congratulations? Yeah you wait? Why are you crying?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Crying either way.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I think the judgement that have played it off of
me like I was just trying to show you to
appreciate every moment I did that for a second there
you thought you were going to jail, but cannot, so
you know, behave Here's another news story for real news
or fake news? A segment where I read a news
story from the week and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake news
story that when viral and people actually believed it. The
(03:30):
City of Las Vegas has approved mandatory jail time for
anybody who claps in a casino. City of Las Vegas
approving mandatory jail time for anybody who claps in a casino.
Here's the news story out of Las Vegas, Nevada. In
a move that has stunned tourists and regulars, like Las Vegas,
casinos have officially banned clapping on gaming floors after one
(03:51):
particularly round of applause caused a pit boss to mistakenly
approve a one dollar bet as one hundred thousand dollars.
WHOA says the incident unfolded at the Mirage Casino last
weekend when a player hit blackjack.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Hit blackjack.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Normally, the wind would have earned him just a few dollars,
but I meant the chaos of clapping and cheering from
nearby tables. The distracted pit boss misread the wager slip,
allowing the stun gambler to walk out of the casino
with a six figure payout dail. The new rule goes
into effect immediately, with signs posted across casinos that says
(04:26):
no clapping beyond this point. If you are clapping a casino, apparently,
you could face up to a year in prison and
a forty thousand dollars five.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Come buy a real new story or a fake news story.
That is a fake news story. However, I do believe
that that guy messed up. I bet he got fired.
Though you can't do that to everybody. That's your fault, bro,
not everybody's fault. I'm screaming, if I win money in Vegas,
let me in.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Jail, Victoria. Do you think that that's a real new
story or a fake new story.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I think that's.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
Real because I could see that happening and everyone getting
really mad about it, and then other casinos are like,
ah man, we're not having that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Happen to us.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
People online were sharing the story like crazy, very upset
because imagine.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Going to Vegas and you win money and you're there.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You can't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's a fake news story that went viral this week.
Las Vegas is not banning clapping.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Could you imagine their jails would be so full? Because
of everybody that's clapping or screaming because they just lost
so much money. Did that guy would have gotten fired?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I have it it's real news or fake news?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The segment where I read a new story from the
week that's gone viral and if you tell me if
it's a real news story or a fake one that
people actually believed, here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. Car companies are now charging a monthly
fee for you to go faster? What car companies are
now charging a monthly fee for you to go faster?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Here's the story if you thought streaming services are bad.
Volkswagen just announced a way to make Netflix look generous
because they've introduced a new subscription plan for their electric
cars where you're forced to pay extra if you want
to use all the horsepower that your car actually has.
The fee, you're basically leasing part of your own car
(06:04):
back from Volkswagen. Right now, it's only happening in the UK,
but it will come to America soon.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Volkswagen electric cars come equipped with a two hundred and
twenty eight horsepower engine, but unless you fork over twenty
two dollars a month, to Volkswagen, your car will electrically
will electronically choke itself down to two hundred and one horsepower.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Your car chokes itself unless you said it free.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Volkswagen is pitching this as flexibility, is it. Yes, they're
flexibility by throttling your horsepower unless you pay them twenty
two bucks a month.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Nina, Oh,
I want.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
To go a fake You can't charge people that. That's crazy.
Like your car, the car has to do what it does.
Can you really control if it goes slower faster from
like somewhere else?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You buy a car with two hundred and twenty eight horsepower,
but yeah, it only has two hundred and one horsepower
unless you pay Volkswagen twenty two dollars a month or
a one time eight hundred and eighty dollars feet to
permanently have your Oh my gosh, all the horsepower that's
in the car.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm picturing.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Voltswagon is like an alien spaceship and they have all
the buttons to let your cars.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Do what they want.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
See, this is fake. That doesn't sound real at all. Victoria,
What do you think real or fake I think it's real.
Are you kidding me? These companes be greedy out here?
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Netflix is a very charging us another ten bucks a
month now volts Wagon two.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I believe it. This is a real news story.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so soon your car might come with a monthly
feel like you're streaming service.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, not ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Watch me drive around like Grandma all day every day.
This is what I'm not doing is paying for.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Twenty two bucks a month to get everything that your
car came with instead of just making it slower.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
That's crazy. That's paying for the car.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You'll get it.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Hello, I'm outside. Hello, I'm outside with big surprise for you.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Can you speak up?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
Yes, I said, I'm outside with a big surprise for you,
a rather large one.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Sorry.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Who is this you're outside with a big surprise?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, Hi, Russell.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from Chevrolet in
regards to your recent test drive with US. Okay, yes,
you took a liking to the Chevy Silverado, didn't you?
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:39):
I did it?
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Likes you back?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (08:45):
What's your name again?
Speaker 11 (08:46):
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling because you've came
in to drive the Silverado twice and I'm here to
let you know that you like to extend a week
long test drive for you in the vehicle. I'll buy
yourself for a week, just you and the Silverado.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Okay, are you serious?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
Yes, the vehicle has arrived, and it's.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Just how do you know where I left the keys?
Speaker 11 (09:16):
And get behind the wheel and go and tackle the
open roads.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
I don't believe I gave any address for home locations.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
Well, I was able to get the address from your
driver's license that you gave us when you took the
original test drives, and so I.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Sure, but I never I don't believe I gave consent
for you to show up, right, I just is that
I think it is.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Let's not go throwing that word around.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't know if we need to.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Use that word.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Don't use legal.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Oh no, not that word, the C word that you'd use.
I don't want to use that word. It's sort of
a surprise, and I didn't know we wanted to surprise you.
Just show up with the vehicle so that you could
have it for a week. So the vehicles whereabouts were
accounted for for the entire week.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
The vehicles whereabouts were known for entire week.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
What does that mean?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Oh, it just means that if anybody were to wonder
where the vehicle was between now and when you return it,
we would have a very good answer for them as
to where the vehicle was.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
This is making me uncomfortable. I don't know what it
is had to do.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Sometimes when a company reaches out with extra benefits out
of the blue, it can be overwhelming and feel strange.
But I want you to be able to feel strange, wrestle.
I want you to feel all sorts of things.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
What you want me to feel all the shorts of thing?
What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (10:42):
Just the joys and the pains and life behind the wheel.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Joys and the pain. I don't know what's going on,
But what is wrong with you?
Speaker 11 (10:51):
Do?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
You sound like some weird serial killer type dude and
it's making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
There a couple of words we shouldn't use there either.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know why you think.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
I'm just calling from the dealership with a vehicle outside
of your house for you to test drive for a
week and make sure that if anybody asks you say,
you've had it for the whole week. It's all been clean.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
Get away from my house.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
I don't want you anywhere near me. I've left the keys,
I see anything.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
The keys are on the counter.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
You went in my house, I noticed the door was
almost unlocked, and so I just kind of let.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Myself Okay, no, no, no, no no, no, that's not okay.
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Double from the Jewel Show doing a phone
brank on you and your wife set you up. Oh
my she said that you've been shopping for a new
car and she wanted to creep you out.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Yeah, oh my god, I'm so creep out.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Wake up every morning with double phone Franks.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's time for NINAS. What's trending?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Radioactive shrimp is trending. I might be a couple of
days later on this, but join me because I just
saw it, like the hashtag everywhere. I'm like, what is
radioactive shrimp? But now we know the FDA is warning
the public not to eat, sell, or serve certain great
value raw frozen shrimp shrimp sold at Walmart due to
possible contamination. There's a radioactive isotope in this particular shrimp
(12:20):
you call. How does shrimp become radioactive? I don't know,
but can you turn into like Spider Man or something?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Shrimp Man is coming soon. Yeah, it doesn't sound very scary,
but I'm sure. I'm sure you will be.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You know, there's ant Man.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
There's no reason why there couldn't be spmn shrimp boy.
Would shrimp shrimp man or shrimp boy? What's more more
of a superhero name for a shrimp?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Maybe a shrimpy. Is there a shrimp superhero? Call him
shrimp guy, shrimp guy or gal.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I'm trying to think of other ways you can say.
I know we're really trying to focus on it, but
that's pretty wild. I just don't know how you become radioactive?
Do they glow in the dark?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Is it killing the shrimp? And you can go in
the dark?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So you want to eat it and see what happens?
I mean, I need to eat it. Do you become
the superhero? Well, yeah, I think that's how it happens.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
What if I get like gills like swim, well that
would be like a mermaid.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Yeah, I'd be like the one from H two, that
old show where It's like, when I get in the water,
I get a fins and stuff. But when I'm out
of the water, I have my legs and I can
do whatever I want. Shrimp never had legs though, so
oh that'd be hard anyway, Be careful.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's a shrimp superhero. No, in a movie called Project Power.
It's a Netflix film.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I guess. Oh, he is hot.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
He takes a mysterians some guy and takes a mysterious
drug and then becomes like shrimp has shrimp powers generate
powerful heat producing shock waves that resemble the shrimp's explosive bubble.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He uses to fight enemies. I don't know shrimps blow
bubbles at each other to fight. That's cute.
Speaker 10 (13:53):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It makes me feel really bad when I eat them.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Now I don't just think about them trying to blow
a bubble at me and you're like, ooh, dipping you
in cocktails?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
All I know them about to be the cutest fricking
superhero anyone's ever seen.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, well, this is the next closest thing to a superhero.
Got all Shaquille O'Neil, the big guy. He's ready to
settle a beef in the boxing ring. The funny part
is is that he's accepted an invitation, a challenge, if
you will, from Charlie Mack, who is the former bodyguard
of Will.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Smith, the former bodyguard of Will Smith and Shaq.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yes, okay, So here's Charlie himself explaining what the beef
is that he has with Shaquille O'Neil in the first place.
Speaker 13 (14:32):
Well, Shack, you went around telling everybody, I'm saying he's
thirteen years old. I chopped him in his neck, you know.
And he came to an autograph signing. We were in
Dallas doing Undergrast signing and he came. He tried to
jump in front of the line. I chopped him. His
next home, we get back to him. So listen, I'm
giving you an opportunity and have to subtle the difference.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Super heavry.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
What I just read the headline I started dying Shaquille
O'Neal to match up with Will Smith's bodyguard.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I'm like, skirt, what is this? Chopped a thirteen year
old in the nex?
Speaker 9 (15:00):
What it was?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Shack at thirteen, Shack probably looked like a forty five
year old man. So oh, you wouldn't be able to
tell he was thirteen. We'd be like that, dude is
exact shifty.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh my gosh, I know, trying to cut in the
line because you used to kill O'Neil soap isact to
google with shack look like when it was thirteen. It's
still a big guy. It's a video, so we'll see
how that. There's no date yet, but if this is
something that you're interested in watching, it's coming soon. This
is also coming soon ozempic for cats and dogs. I'm sorry,
what Yes, your puppies and your little kitty cats do
(15:31):
get a little chubby and that could be really hard
on their bodies and a lot of let them live,
but that's her saying. You know, they'll give them diets,
put them on a little workout plan. But now they're
experimenting with ozembic Willgovi type stuff for animals.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
They won't take it as a shot.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
They would make it a chip and they would put
the chip inside of the animal and it would help
regulate its weight. I don't know, dude, I don't think
that sounds very healthy for the fur babies out there.
It's a farmarceutical company looking at opportunity. No like Oh,
you want your dog to be Victoria your ket snap. No,
(16:08):
she she's not big.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
She's just her first thick she think her Okay, she
runs around, she plays. I've been trying to get her
on walks, but she doesn't want to move whateverpically think for.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The new big bones. Yeah, she's not.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Even bought her a little Batman mask that goes be
Batman if she wants.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
That's how in shape she is.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
She's cute, she's curving.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Thank you what she's just good?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah? Thick is good.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, that's the only word we're going to use for her.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
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Law dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Evan is on the phone today for our first aid
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ruby. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second day. But first, Evan, how long has it,
Vinceince you heard from Ruby?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It's been about days.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, that's too bad. Yeah, have you hit her up
a bunch in that time?
Speaker 15 (17:06):
I did try a couple of times. Yeah, I don't
want to overdo it, but reached out and definitely.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Got nothing back.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Okay, and you feel like that's weird, Like you feel
like four days is a long time. Did not hear
from her?
Speaker 15 (17:19):
Yeah, we're kind of hitting it off, so it is
out of the ordinary.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, tell us about your day.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Well, Ruby and.
Speaker 15 (17:28):
I went to a rooftop bar, and you know, I
had the best view of the city. It was it
was her idea. Actually it was super cool. You know,
I can't really beat it for our first day. It's
just great, great place, grabed drinks, shared a charcoterie board,
and you know, our conversation was just really easy, natural.
(17:53):
The vibe was laid back and plenty of kind of
flirting moments. She hilarious. You know, we're making each other
laugh the whole night, and they were just barked, you know,
the kind of can't bake. We ended up taking a
walk after and because they were both a little buzzed,
and before we say good night, there are a few
(18:16):
kisses and yeah, you know, it's just a kind of
date you never want to stop.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, Well, why do you think you're hitting ghosted?
Speaker 15 (18:25):
Then? Honestly really confused, you know, we were texting NonStop
for two days after so things are you know, they
felt promising and then nothing, it just stopped.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
So wait, you went on the date and you ended
up hearing from her after the date.
Speaker 15 (18:44):
Yeah, after the date for about two days and then.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It stopped, right, It could be something you texted.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
I don't think so. I mean, I don't think it was.
I did text her a pick of me, like in
the bathroom with a towel on as a tease, like
I thought it would be harmless.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That's okay? Is that the last time you were from her?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I believe so irb tripp and if I got ghosted
after that, she was teasing.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
Me about having abs, so I just decided to show her,
you know, I don't know. Maybe it was too much.
It wasn't like a pig or anything.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You do you have abs or was joking around being
like check out mine, but you don't have them?
Speaker 15 (19:28):
You know I have abs? Yeah, I mean I just
wanted to prove myself.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay, that could be it. So was a selfie.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I mean if you stopped talking to you right
after that, then that probably it probably has something to
do with that.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
I don't know. I mean I don't think it was
that bad or racy or anything.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
But what did you say when you send the picture
of yourself in a towel?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
Nothing much, I just I think I put like a
little blurb like, you know, here proved for something like
along those lines.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can help you out
with tend them. I mean, it is kind of strange
that she was stop talking you right after that, so
that might be the reason. But we'll play a song
come back and see if we can get you a
second date in your first day follow up. Next, in
the middle of today's first day follow up, if you're
just joining us, Evan is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Ruby. So we're about to call her
(20:26):
and see if she tell us why she's ghosting him
and hopefully get him a second date. But first, Evan,
why don't you break down your date for us one
more time.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Yeah. So we had a lot of great moments on
our date, bark flew. Everything was perfect. I thought we
had a connection. And you know, two days after the date,
I've not heard from.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Her, and the last thing that you sent her was
let's not forget this part a picture of yourself in
the bathroom and a towel.
Speaker 15 (20:54):
I did send her my ab Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
All right, Well are you ready to see if that
that's the reason you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 15 (21:01):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'm gonna call it right now. Hello him, I speak
to Ruby. Please, Hey Ruby, how are you? This is
a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Hi Ruby. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
I'm Jebel.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
How are you.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
I'm I'm good.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Have you ever listened to the show before? I have dope?
Thank you? Well? What if I told you that you
are the star of a first date follow up? Right now?
Speaker 14 (21:45):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, we got an email about you from somebody that
you're ghosting, and they don't know why.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You know, who would emails.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
I'm pretty sure it's probably.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
You're very smart.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Evan told us about your date, said that he really
liked you, thought you guys had an awesome time, but
you texted her a little while after, and then you
just ghosted him, and he wants to know what's up?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
I mean, like, look, I really I thought Evan was
great and we had an amazing time. But then after
my date, my friend showed me something and it just
it kind of killed the vibe for me.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, what was it?
Speaker 12 (22:29):
Okay, So I tested my friend the picture of Evan
when we were on the bait because she wanted to
look like And then the next night she sends me
a picture of him with some other girl, like literally
the night after we went on the date, and then
she was at another bar and they were making out.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
No no, no, no, you've got a roll Ruby, that's Evan.
He's actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
Oh my god, I mean like, yeah, okay, I know,
I guess I knew this was.
Speaker 15 (23:03):
Oh man, hi, hi, look, you've got it all wrong.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
It's not no, no, even you were literally in the picture.
I mean, it's not hard to recognize someone when you
were just right there, you know.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
Oh okay, Yeah, it happens, but it's not what you think. Like.
She's someone I've been cooking up with for a while,
and I was I was going to tell her it
was over because I wanted to focus on you that night,
and I just I didn't get to it yet.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So you were with someone else right after your day
making out.
Speaker 11 (23:44):
With her.
Speaker 15 (23:47):
Technically. Yeah, again, you were.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Just with me and then you just go make out
with someone else. I mean, I understand people date multiple people,
but it just it felt wrong to me.
Speaker 15 (23:59):
I swear, I swear I'm done with her. I'm not
seeing anyone else.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I like you.
Speaker 15 (24:05):
I was going to tell her that the next day,
but it was like it wasn't like that anymore. Like
you're the one that I want to date.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Did you tell her that?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
I told her.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I mean, I wouldn't want to see a picture of
the dude that I just want to date with mixed
like messing around with somebody else again, Like she said,
I get people are dating other people, but if I
don't know, I wouldn't feel good about that either.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I just would have too many questions.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
Yeah, like are you just saying that like you want
to date me?
Speaker 14 (24:33):
Or like did you hook up with her that night?
Speaker 12 (24:36):
You know that's just powerful to me.
Speaker 16 (24:39):
Well, you hook up on her, Yeah, but it was
like it was just like a last like last brown
type of thing. I swear I told her about you
at that point.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
And that was the last time you told her after
you hooked up.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
You're not hooked up with her?
Speaker 12 (24:56):
After you told her about me.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Like, seriously, no, I told her about you after I
hooked up.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
With herful, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 12 (25:12):
Okay, so you hooked up with her after you told
her about me, Like seriously, no.
Speaker 15 (25:17):
I hooked up with her and then I told her
about you, like It's but that's because things it's so
different with you, Like we've been on one date. It's
not like I cheated on you or anything. I was
just I was trying to do the right thing.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
I mean, it would have been better if you told
her before and didn't hook up.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
Okay, I get that, but I was, you know, I
was just kind of desperate and sad I didn't get
to see you, and you know, I was just trying
to break things off and it didn't go as smoothly
as I hoped they would.
Speaker 14 (25:54):
I mean, if we were to date and you didn't
see me, you can't hook up with other people.
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Like, I'm not trying to do that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I swear.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
It's kind of tricky because he kind of does have
a point. He is trying to do the right thing,
like he didn't cheat on anybody, and she's out of
the picture now, Ruby, would you like to go on
a second date?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
With Evan, We'll pay for it.
Speaker 12 (26:17):
I mean, Evan, are there any other people I need
to know about?
Speaker 15 (26:22):
I mean, yeah, well yes, but I'm going to text
them and let them know I'm not available via text.
I'm not going to meet up with them. I will
show you the text.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
What do you think it sounds like serious? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
I mean, like, honestly, we did just go in one
date and it was like a really, really good date.
But I swear to God, Evan, if any of my
friends send me more pictures of you out with other women,
you're gonna wish that I was just ghosting you.
Speaker 15 (26:56):
They will be very large, way large. Promise you'll never
see that again. I don't want to to ever meet
that side of you again.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
Okay, sure, all right, we'll go out again.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Are you happy?
Speaker 12 (27:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
You love.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You first day.
Speaker 17 (27:22):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(27:44):
your soul.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
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goods that can take down Victoria. Pegger two, WHOA take
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Speaker 8 (28:18):
After this, I'm gonna go a peg or two. I'm
gonna go up a pegger two. Oh yeah yeah, So no,
ain't nobody be knocking me down today. I'm going up
a peg or two, a pegger two, yeah, because you
know what, I'm at the bottom right now.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You know we're at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's doing one way.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You can go any guesses A peggar two, A peggar
two exactly all right.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
You are looking deeply into my eyes as you're saying
that right now, and it's very.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
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Speaker 1 (28:45):
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next Jubile Show.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Insight, got room for one more? If you still want
to go to Aspen? Where did you find that some
kid back in town traded.
Speaker 17 (29:04):
The van for it?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something like this.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
And totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Sound for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria rameris for tickets to see Weezer,
Janelle Monnet and a lot of other ones at the
Bumpershoe Music Festival. And let's meet today's contestant for you
Verus Victoria Shaughnessy.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
What's up Shaughnessey? How are you good? How are you wonderful?
Thank you for asking?
Speaker 15 (29:43):
What was that?
Speaker 9 (29:44):
What was that?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
It was like a little beeping sound. Kind of liked it.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
It was it was like a nice like not like
do you like harsh beeping either?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's it kind of like a fun like you sell
one of his room they have eighty ac.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, here's how the game is played, Shawnese.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay to you? All all right? Are you ready? I
am ready? Here we go, Shaughnessey. Your time starts now.
How many seasons of Game of Thrones aired?
Speaker 15 (30:30):
Eight?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
What side of the brain deals with language? Right? What
is the only US state that borders just one other?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
What was the first Marvel movie ever made?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Captain America?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Which state was Martin Luther King Junior born in.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Philadelphia?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Which country does Forrest Cup travel to as part of
the All American Ping Pong team?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
Oliama, I got that in.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
We'll bring Victoria idea.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, shaughnessy, here's a question for you. Who would
win in a fist fight, mister Clean or Bronnie the
paper towel guy?
Speaker 9 (31:12):
And why?
Speaker 14 (31:17):
Uh I'd say Brownie?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh yeah, trash talk too? Yeah, Well, I guess they
both cleaned stuff though, but he's a lumberjack.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah, mister Clean be cleaned up the slate and just
gonna be wiping everything.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Is that your answer, Victoria? Do you think mister Clean
would win?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, I was trying to do it like in a
trash shok kind of way.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
But that was not trashy.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I think Bronnie. I think it'd be Bronnie the paper
taler guy too. Yeah, you take him anywhere.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Mister Clean.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Mister Clean just seems like a little too like he's
a lumberjack. Bronnie Bronnie guy is a lumberjack. Yeah, he's
like mister Clean's like too clean. It looks like he's
the kind of guy that like is buff and worked
out a lot, but never been in any confrontation's life,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
He's got that shiny little ear ring. Look at me,
I have muscles. Don't touch me.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, it looks like you can knock someone out in
the blink of an eye.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Paper to guys out there fighting bears, you know, chopping down.
All right, now that we got that out of the way,
feel better. Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
If you don't know one.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Just say passed and you have to meet Shaughnessy outright
to win? Okay, Victoria, Yes, all right, and Shaughnessy you
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Let go?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
How many seasons of Game of Thrones aired?
Speaker 15 (32:25):
Eight?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
What side of the brain deals with language?
Speaker 18 (32:28):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Was it nine?
Speaker 17 (32:29):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
What's yikes?
Speaker 15 (32:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Eye side?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
What is the only US state that borders just one other?
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Huh uh uh?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Second, give me a second, give me a second. Wait,
I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Ohai, wait what what was the
first Marble movie ever made?
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
No, Tony Sark, what's it? Iron Man?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yikes? I can I I'm excited to see what state?
What other state Hawaii borders?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:00):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
All right, let's send.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard our social media producer.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Gabby Victoria got too correct and shawness got one.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
WHOA, that's a victory for Victoria. Wow, thank you for
playing Shaughnessy. You didn't be Victoria, but you did get
tickets to bumber Shoot Music Festival.
Speaker 13 (33:25):
Woo.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You get to see Weezer, Janelle Monnet and like other people,
a bunch of momen like much more about it, A
lot of.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Them, a lot of food, trust, fun. All right, let's
get the answer now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
There are eight seasons of Game of Thrones that aired
the left side of the brain deals with language. Maine
is the only US state that borders just one other. What.
The first Marvel movie ever made was Iron Man. Yeah,
it was the state that Martin Luther King Junior was
born in. Is Georgia the country that Forrest Gump travels
to as part of the All America Ping Pong team?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Is China?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Danger? You got to those many questions.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hikes shaughnessy, Thank you very much for playing. Have a
great day.
Speaker 14 (34:08):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
What I apologize, thank you so much. Yeah, thank you,
thank you a good one. What you just looked up Main?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, I looked at Main and I did not it's
really far north.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
I knew that.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
I knew that it is. We're all clear. I knew
that I just made you exactly knew there.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
We play You were Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Remember if you want to play, just hit us up
at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Only on the Jubil.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Show, Jason is on the phone today and he thinks
that his wife of four years named Kat might be
messing around. So we'll see if we can help him out. Jason, sorry,
you're in this position, but what's going on? Why do
you think that Kat might be cheating?
Speaker 19 (34:55):
You know, we've we've been we've been together since we
were in college. We were college sweethearts and you know,
in college, we were.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
We were partiers. We enjoyed it, it was it was
a fun time. But then we.
Speaker 19 (35:09):
We found out that we were pregnant and we settled
down a little bit. We have a daughter, Jenna, she said,
and now she's just a lot of our lives. And
Kat wanted to stay home with Jenna for a few
years after she was born, and I didn't have any
problem with that. But now the Jena's going to school,
(35:35):
Kat has the opportunity to, you know, to find what
makes her happy other than just being a mom. I
never pushed her to get out and be world or anything.
I just want her to be happy. But I think
she might be a little bored with being a housewife
being with me.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
So you think she's cheating to fill the boredom.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
She's a little different in the bedroom these days.
Speaker 19 (36:02):
Like how so the techniques, the the the attitude that
it's different.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
It's like new stuff happening that didn't okay, Yeah, that
could be a sign of things. Sometimes it's like, okay,
where'd you learn that?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Not a good thing?
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Could it?
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Also, because I think her being bored is a great
point because she probably is. What if your daughter is
at school and stuff. Now, maybe she just did some research,
you know, maybe she was just trying to spice up
her life and took it into her own hands, you know,
Like was she home during the day?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Do you know what she's doing? Like is she going places?
Speaker 5 (36:39):
I don't really know. I guess what she's doing during
the day.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
You haven't asked her.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
I mean she said that she she stays home.
Speaker 19 (36:47):
She takes care of the house. Obviously she takes care
of Donna once she gets home. But I don't want
to press I haven't had the nerve to press the
issue if if there's nothing going.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
On, and then it'll sound weird, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
No, you sound super nervous, like you do. You have
like a gut feeling about this that's making you freak
out a little bit.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
I just don't want to lose her.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Well, have you asked hers like where she's been learning
the new moves yor like, hey, that's new? Where did
you get that from? Kind of like I feel like
you can say it in like a funny, cute sa way.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
No, it's awkward.
Speaker 19 (37:22):
I mean you don't want to ruin a good time
with asking.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 19 (37:28):
Yeah, she just seems distracted a lot, and I just
have this nagging little feeling that she might be cheating
on me.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
All right, well, you already told us what grocery store
you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play
a song comeback, and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if she
sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Okay, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
To Catch Cheter is next right in the middle of
To Catch a Cheeter, And if you're just joining us,
Jason is on the phone and he thinks that his
wife of four years named Kat might be messing around,
So we're about to call her and see if we
can catch her. Well, before we do that, Jason, why
don't you break down your situation for us again real quick.
Speaker 19 (38:13):
We've been married for four years, we have a lovely
little girl together. Now that she doesn't have to be
around the house a whole time with her, with a
little girl going to school, Cat's getting a little bit
more adventurous in bed. And I'm wondering where she picked
up those tricks.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's a fair concern, but also good for you.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, and you said that she wouldn't probably send flowers
to you. So I'm going to call her and say
that it's a his and hers package flowers for her
and like a bottle of alcohol and some grooming stuff
for dudes. Hey, let's see if she'll send that to you,
Okay or to somebody else?
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Hello, Hi, this is.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Corrible calling from I was looking for our rewards card
member named Kat.
Speaker 15 (39:02):
This is she.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Hi Kat, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
here this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
What did I win?
Speaker 14 (39:10):
How did I win?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Every single month, we.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Choose one Rewards Card member who gets a free gift
from us, and this month it's actually his and hers package.
So you've won thirty six long stem red roses to
be delivered to you. And then for a special someone
in your life who might be a dude or somebody
who's into that kind of thing, a bottle of alcohol
of your choosing, and a little grooming package. Really, it's
just our way of saying thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Oh my gosh, awesome.
Speaker 14 (39:35):
Can I actually send those to somebody else?
Speaker 18 (39:37):
Is that?
Speaker 12 (39:37):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (39:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
And the grooming kit as well, same person or no, no, to.
Speaker 18 (39:46):
People at the same address, but different names like flowers
for one and the grooming stuff for the other person.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
We can definitely do that.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I would need the first and last names of the
people that you want to send them to, and then
if you'd like to put anything on a card, and
then I'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 18 (40:04):
Okay, I mean it's it's going to be the same address,
but I would like the flowers and to Emily and
the male things to Tyson Tyso.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
N okay, great? Yeah, And do you want to put
anything on a card?
Speaker 13 (40:21):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (40:21):
Yeah, can you say thank you guys for being so amazing.
Here's to our little secret.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yes, I can definitely do that for you. And also
now I can let you know that this is not
the grocery store. This is actually a radio show. It's
called The Jubil Show. Him Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jeubel, and we do a segment on
the show that's called to Catch a Cheater where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see who they send flowers to.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
And your husband.
Speaker 14 (40:53):
Jason is that I'm on the radio right now.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, yes, and your husband Jason is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
What the going on with Emily and Tyson?
Speaker 14 (41:05):
What did you call the radio when they called me?
Did you set this up?
Speaker 12 (41:09):
What's going on right now?
Speaker 18 (41:11):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (41:11):
I did?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
And you know what, Thank god I did.
Speaker 19 (41:13):
Thank god I did, because apparently you're doing.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Something not one but two people.
Speaker 14 (41:18):
You couldn't, Oh my god, you couldn't just ask.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Me a question.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You had to.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Ground here. This is crazy.
Speaker 20 (41:27):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Where are you getting this from? What is this coming from?
Speaker 15 (41:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
What are you doing with with with Tyson?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
And you're doing?
Speaker 10 (41:37):
Why are you accusing me of cheating.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
Where is this coming from?
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Here's the keeping our secret? What secret? What are you
three up to?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
It's confusing.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
We can talk about this later if you don't mind.
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Now.
Speaker 19 (41:55):
You have been board at home, You've been doing some
quite frankly crazy stuff in.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
The bedroom and I sleep. I think you've got it
from someplace.
Speaker 14 (42:05):
I am not cheating on you. I have never cheated.
But you definitely don't want.
Speaker 20 (42:09):
To be talking about this right now. This is not
because the place, this is how you want to do this.
This right now is how you want to do this.
I really want you to think about that. Okay, Wow,
I can't believe you didn't just want to take the
win and realize that I was better at some stuff
(42:32):
than I used to be. But what really happened and
why I wanted to involve Emily and Tyson is because
I was.
Speaker 14 (42:41):
Over at Emily's. I brought over Jenna to play with
Cynthia and Emily and I got into like a girl's talk.
Speaker 20 (42:49):
I don't know if this is something you can even
comprehend because you're a man, but girls talk to each
other about things in their lives. We talk about what's working,
we talk about what not working. The one area of our.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
Life that didn't feel like it was up to scratch.
Speaker 20 (43:05):
Everything else was great. I love our child, I love you,
I love our lives together.
Speaker 14 (43:10):
I am so pissy right.
Speaker 20 (43:11):
Now, but I felt like I might be boring you
a little bit in bed, and I was really insecure
about that, and I've been having some feelings about that.
Speaker 14 (43:19):
So I talked to Emily, who, as he knows, one
of my closest friends. It's not weird, it's not overstepping.
We were just.
Speaker 20 (43:27):
Discussing life, and I was telling her that I felt
like I didn't have a lot of confidence in myself
in the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (43:33):
And while we were.
Speaker 20 (43:34):
Talking and she was commiserating with me, Tyson walked in,
and you know, he wasn't trying to be weird or
disrespectful in any way. He was like, oh, maybe I
shouldn't be here for this or whatever, and Emily's like, no,
it's fine.
Speaker 14 (43:46):
You know, they're just dealing with normal married people's stuff.
Speaker 20 (43:48):
And we got into this conversations and they were actually
really helpful, and they talked to me about some of
the things that they have overcome and some of the
things that.
Speaker 14 (43:56):
Have worked for them.
Speaker 20 (43:58):
So I took it upon my self to use their
inspiration and do a little research of my own and
figure out some things that I thought might be nice
for you and nice for us. And instead you excuse
me of cheating on the radio. And Tyson, this maybe TMI,
but you've decided you want to have this conversation right now.
(44:19):
He showed me how to use you so that I
could look up videos and see things that looked fun
and like I might want to try them and you
might like them, which apparently you have.
Speaker 14 (44:28):
Apparently it has worked so well, and now you're here
excusing me of cheating on the radio.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Wow, whoa.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I didn't expect that this is good news, Jason, right.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Uh, okay, you a little stupid ridden.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
If you think about it, this is really cute because
now we know how much he loves her and how
excited he is now because of all the changes.
Speaker 19 (45:01):
Honey, I am so grateful that you wanted to try
those sorts of things, but it's not I was never
bored with you.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Please, please don't ever think that I was bored with you.
Speaker 19 (45:13):
I'm never bored with you.
Speaker 14 (45:16):
I'm really mad at you. Right now because you accuse
me of cheating in front of strangers. But like, I've
really been upset about this and worried that you were
getting bored with me. And now everybody knows that my
friends have been teaching me things. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Everybody does that, do they?
Speaker 14 (45:37):
This doesn't feel normal right now?
Speaker 5 (45:39):
No, honey, it's fine.
Speaker 19 (45:42):
I'm not mad. I'm just so happy that you're that
neither of us are unhappy with each other.
Speaker 14 (45:50):
I am kind of mad right now, but I'm really
glad we talked. I'm I can we please keep talking, not.
Speaker 19 (45:57):
On the phone, and the next that Emily and Tyson
come home, we will will It'll be something.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Sure the Jewel shows to catch a cheater, It's time
for Nita's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Delta and United have been sued by passengers for selling
windowless seats pause and I'm sorry windowless window seats.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Oh, specifically, it's.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
One of those ones that says it's a window seat,
but it's like right between the windows, so you don't
actually get a window, so you.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Don't have a window. So I guess you can sue
for that.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
I don't know which is funny because I've been seeing
a lot of people post about it. Well, what's kind
of annoying?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
You just hit the wall. Yeah, I've had those seats
a lot actually, and I'm like, this sucks. But it's
like whatever, I didn't think to sue them these people?
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Did you do?
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
I wonder you can make this one of those action
class action and have a bunch of people get I
sat in the seat that was How do you prove that?
I don't know, but I guess on the Bowing seven
thirty seven, the Boeing seven fifty seven airbus A three
twenty one planes contain seats that would normally contain windows,
but lack them because of the placement of air conditioning ducks,
electrical conduits, and other components. So these passengers are claiming
(47:11):
that they didn't have them and they want to get
paid for it.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
How important is I mean, it's fine, it's cool to
sit by the window, I guess, but is it something
to suit over if.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
I pay for a window seat and I nod my
head into the wall when I'm trying to look out
the window.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Should those be cheaper seats? Then they should be cheaper?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Should be cheaper seats getting actual window. So yeah, I
guess I can kind of see the point.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yeah, if you're paying extra for it, But it's like
when you pay for first Like if you pay for
first class or a nice one and your flight gets canceled,
then you lose your seat altogether and you can't.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Sue for that. But then what do you call it?
Speaker 9 (47:43):
A wall?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Seat wall? A budget window?
Speaker 4 (47:49):
But I don't know, so maybe jump in on this,
or maybe these airlines will actually hear you and do
something like that.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
And make it cheaper. Paint a little window right there.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I would love it if they put a screen there,
just sit there and watch more shows or something. I
don't know. But Nick Jonas is speaking out about one
rule that he has in the bedroom that has become
a little bit controversial because some people agree, while most
of us think.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
That it's ridiculous. They just stop calling him Nick the Quick.
Who calls him Nick the Quick? Don't. We'll go to
the measure that one rule, no mentions of quickness. I'm
not Nick the Quick today. It actually is not about that,
because it to stop talking about the bonus. Jonas. No,
(48:39):
but that should probably be a rule all around, So
much better if bonuses here No, it's not that.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
His rule is he only uses his bed for sleeping,
not for eating, not for reading or watching TV. So
some people agree with this. They like to keep their
room and their beds are sanctuary.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
It should only be used for the two s's.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
That's what some people believe sanitizing and see. Okay, but
this is the this is the unique quirk that goes
a little extra far. So Prianca likes to watch TV
in bed so he will spend time with his wife.
Oh okay, I was like, I thought that was a
friend of yours. I'm like, oh cool, why are we
(49:18):
talking about or not? Okay, I'm like, oh cool, I
look forward to meeting Preanca someday.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
So he likes to watch the TV in bed, but
he'll still want to spend time with her, so he'll
pull up a chair next to the bed so he
can sit there next to her in a chair and
watch TV. Oh, you're NodD in your head like you're
all about this.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I've done that before. Why though, I just my I
personally just don't like to lay in bed and like
watch TV and stuff. Maybe on a Saturday morning maybe,
but other than that, I just don't like it. So
we've been in relationships before where someone just wants to
lay in bed, so I'll just put a chair in
there and hang out.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Is that not uncomfortable?
Speaker 19 (50:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I like sitting more than laying down in bed.
Speaker 18 (50:05):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
You could sit up and I feel like I'd be mad.
It's one of those moments where it's like we're doing this,
get in here.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, I don't think it felt like we were doing
something together. Yeah, it feels like we're great for them.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
It feels like I'm watching TV and you're just you're here.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
So that could really explain a lot of that relationships actually,
day by day watching TV and I was just there.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
You were always, always just there in the house. It's
outside driving.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Why do you always have to be here.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
My house?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
But okay, I'm going to sit outside.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
A trailer.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
I can sit somewhere else. No, you don't spend any
time with me. What the one is it?
Speaker 10 (50:51):
So?
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Sit here?
Speaker 4 (50:51):
No? I'm sorry, doubles dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Hello? Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret? I
sure do, sweet?
Speaker 15 (51:05):
What is it?
Speaker 19 (51:06):
Well?
Speaker 21 (51:07):
So I told my husband this summer that I wanted
to get in shape and that I was going out
for runs in the morning, and that's definitely not true.
What I'm actually doing is I'm sneaking over to my
neighbor's pool and hanging out there when you think I'm running.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh really, we've had another dirty little secret with someone
else is sneaking over to their neighbor's pool too.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
That seems like a thing.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
Where are your neighbors?
Speaker 14 (51:34):
Yeah, I mean it's there, no one's using it, so
someone should use it.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
I mean, yeah, i'd seek to my neighbor's pool too.
What are you doing in your neighbor's pool.
Speaker 21 (51:44):
Oh, well, I'm doing some laps, but I you know,
I don't get my hair wet because if my hair's wet,
then my husband knows that I was in the pool.
So it's it's a little more like, you know, doggy
paddling type. So I'm sort of, you know, getting my
work out in, but that I'm also laying out, canning
and listening to music and you know, no comment.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
Wait, where are your neighbors when you're doing this?
Speaker 21 (52:11):
I actually don't know because I don't actually know them.
Speaker 20 (52:16):
I just.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Friends of yours to.
Speaker 15 (52:22):
No, actually they're not.
Speaker 21 (52:23):
There's no cameras in the backyard, so I just know
from taking walks that they leave their gate open to
the pool.
Speaker 15 (52:32):
So I just I just sneak in you people.
Speaker 21 (52:36):
I don't know who they are. I just know when
they leave in the morning, because when I was starting
to do my runs, I would see them leave and
I know the gates open. And so now that I'm
saying it, it sounds creepier than I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
You're basically a great times the neighborhood for places that
you hang out at the pool when they leave.
Speaker 15 (52:59):
When they come back, yeah, you know, amusing.
Speaker 14 (53:03):
They built it to be you, so you know, hey,
I like it.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
Who would go for a run when you can go
to someone's pool.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Do you have an excuse for if they come back
one time while you're out there? Oh I was really
thinking ahead.
Speaker 14 (53:16):
I haven't thought of that yet.
Speaker 12 (53:19):
Do you want to help me come up with you?
Speaker 4 (53:22):
Just start not confused, Just be like, oh my gosh,
I didn't know as I was in your pool right now,
don't just start crying. That's all you got to do
is just start crying, and people leave you alone. They
don't like to deal with an overly emotional individual whatever,
so they get home.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
Just cry. You'll be safe.
Speaker 15 (53:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Thank you, ye bye.
Speaker 9 (53:43):
What's your dirty little secret?
Breaking news. You heard it here on the Jebel Show.
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First, a store in China that sells Life Life sives
robots for cooking, cleaning, and other housework is threatening to
close down if customers don't stop using them for quote
unquote other reasons.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
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See how easy it is to create fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real News or Fake News, where I read
a news story from the week and you have to
tell me if that's a fake news story that people
actually believed or a real one that went viral. It's
a lot harder than you think, and it's always fun.
Real news or fake news is coming up right after
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(00:41):
Jewel Show. One in four gen Z workers regrets going
to college. Lanch is shocking news because nobody knew that
one in four members of gen.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Z has jobs.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
See how easy it is to create fake news, and
that's why every single week we bring you the clever
named segment real News or Fake News, where I read
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to tell me if it's a fake one
or a real news.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Story that went viral. Okay, here we go. Here's the
first headline for real news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Man almost sends to life due to judges oopsie moment. Oh,
man almost sentence to life due to a judge's oopsie moment.
Here's the full story. Imagine that you're accused of a
crime you didn't commit. You're in the courtroom waiting for
the judge to read the verdict, and then this happens.
A twenty six year old named Alton Oliver was on
trial in Georgia last week facing murder charges.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
He was accused of murdering an off duty cop in
twenty twenty two, but claimed it with self defense. The
trial lasted for three days and wrapped up very quickly
with a verdict. They handed it to the judge to read,
and everybody was on the edge of their seat, and
the judge flubbed the verdict. He said guilty, was meant
(01:55):
to say not guilty.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
On all counts.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Oh, that's given somebody a real heart attack.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Apparently a juror chimed in and corrected him, and he
corrected himself a little bit later and then issued an
apology that said, sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just had an oopsie moment. Judges are real people too, do.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
You anything Nina, reel or fake? I'm going with real.
I pictured the whole thing. I could see him say, Oopsie.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's real.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Victoria man almost sends the life due to judges. Oopsie moment.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm also going to have seen the oscars like two
years ago. That happened. Also, they said the wrong name.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's right, it is America.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, it is a real news story. And here's here's
video of it or audio from the video of it
dos con viral.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
The verdict.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
We the jury find that fine guilty as to all
six councils deep bill of indictment. I'm sure for handles
to face council can pass it over to I say
not sorry, we's a jury find that's not guilty.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
To my bad, my bad, messing with the man. Hey
you're free. Congratulations? Yeah you wait? Why are you crying?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Crying either way.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I think the judgement that have played it off of
me like I was just trying to show you to
appreciate every moment I did that for a second there
you thought you were going to jail, but cannot, so
you know, behave Here's another news story for real news
or fake news? A segment where I read a news
story from the week and you have to tell me
if it's a real news story or a fake news
story that when viral and people actually believed it. The
(03:30):
City of Las Vegas has approved mandatory jail time for
anybody who claps in a casino. City of Las Vegas
approving mandatory jail time for anybody who claps in a casino.
Here's the news story out of Las Vegas, Nevada. In
a move that has stunned tourists and regulars, like Las Vegas,
casinos have officially banned clapping on gaming floors after one
(03:51):
particularly round of applause caused a pit boss to mistakenly
approve a one dollar bet as one hundred thousand dollars.
WHOA says the incident unfolded at the Mirage Casino last
weekend when a player hit blackjack.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Hit blackjack.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Normally, the wind would have earned him just a few dollars,
but I meant the chaos of clapping and cheering from
nearby tables. The distracted pit boss misread the wager slip,
allowing the stun gambler to walk out of the casino
with a six figure payout dail. The new rule goes
into effect immediately, with signs posted across casinos that says
(04:26):
no clapping beyond this point. If you are clapping a casino, apparently,
you could face up to a year in prison and
a forty thousand dollars five.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Come buy a real new story or a fake news story.
That is a fake news story. However, I do believe
that that guy messed up. I bet he got fired.
Though you can't do that to everybody. That's your fault, bro,
not everybody's fault. I'm screaming, if I win money in Vegas,
let me in.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Jail, Victoria. Do you think that that's a real new
story or a fake new story.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I think that's.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
Real because I could see that happening and everyone getting
really mad about it, and then other casinos are like,
ah man, we're not having that.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Happen to us.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
People online were sharing the story like crazy, very upset
because imagine.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Going to Vegas and you win money and you're there.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You can't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's a fake news story that went viral this week.
Las Vegas is not banning clapping.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Could you imagine their jails would be so full? Because
of everybody that's clapping or screaming because they just lost
so much money. Did that guy would have gotten fired?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I have it it's real news or fake news?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
The segment where I read a new story from the
week that's gone viral and if you tell me if
it's a real news story or a fake one that
people actually believed, here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. Car companies are now charging a monthly
fee for you to go faster? What car companies are
now charging a monthly fee for you to go faster?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Would you?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Here's the story if you thought streaming services are bad.
Volkswagen just announced a way to make Netflix look generous
because they've introduced a new subscription plan for their electric
cars where you're forced to pay extra if you want
to use all the horsepower that your car actually has.
The fee, you're basically leasing part of your own car
(06:04):
back from Volkswagen. Right now, it's only happening in the UK,
but it will come to America soon.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Volkswagen electric cars come equipped with a two hundred and
twenty eight horsepower engine, but unless you fork over twenty
two dollars a month, to Volkswagen, your car will electrically
will electronically choke itself down to two hundred and one horsepower.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Your car chokes itself unless you said it free.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Volkswagen is pitching this as flexibility, is it. Yes, they're
flexibility by throttling your horsepower unless you pay them twenty
two bucks a month.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Nina, Oh,
I want.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
To go a fake You can't charge people that. That's crazy.
Like your car, the car has to do what it does.
Can you really control if it goes slower faster from
like somewhere else?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You buy a car with two hundred and twenty eight horsepower,
but yeah, it only has two hundred and one horsepower
unless you pay Volkswagen twenty two dollars a month or
a one time eight hundred and eighty dollars feet to
permanently have your Oh my gosh, all the horsepower that's
in the car.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I'm picturing.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Voltswagon is like an alien spaceship and they have all
the buttons to let your cars.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Do what they want.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
See, this is fake. That doesn't sound real at all. Victoria,
What do you think real or fake I think it's real.
Are you kidding me? These companes be greedy out here?
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Netflix is a very charging us another ten bucks a
month now volts Wagon two.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I believe it. This is a real news story.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, so soon your car might come with a monthly
feel like you're streaming service.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, not ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Watch me drive around like Grandma all day every day.
This is what I'm not doing is paying for.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Twenty two bucks a month to get everything that your
car came with instead of just making it slower.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
That's crazy. That's paying for the car.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You'll get it.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Hello, I'm outside. Hello, I'm outside with big surprise for you.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Can you speak up?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 11 (08:09):
Yes, I said, I'm outside with a big surprise for you,
a rather large one.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Sorry.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Who is this you're outside with a big surprise?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yes, Hi, Russell.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from Chevrolet in
regards to your recent test drive with US. Okay, yes,
you took a liking to the Chevy Silverado, didn't you?
Speaker 12 (08:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:39):
I did it?
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Likes you back?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (08:45):
What's your name again?
Speaker 11 (08:46):
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling because you've came
in to drive the Silverado twice and I'm here to
let you know that you like to extend a week
long test drive for you in the vehicle. I'll buy
yourself for a week, just you and the Silverado.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Okay, are you serious?
Speaker 11 (09:10):
Yes, the vehicle has arrived, and it's.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Just how do you know where I left the keys?
Speaker 11 (09:16):
And get behind the wheel and go and tackle the
open roads.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
I don't believe I gave any address for home locations.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
Well, I was able to get the address from your
driver's license that you gave us when you took the
original test drives, and so I.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Sure, but I never I don't believe I gave consent
for you to show up, right, I just is that
I think it is.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
Let's not go throwing that word around.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't know if we need to.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
Use that word.
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Don't use legal.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
Oh no, not that word, the C word that you'd use.
I don't want to use that word. It's sort of
a surprise, and I didn't know we wanted to surprise you.
Just show up with the vehicle so that you could
have it for a week. So the vehicles whereabouts were
accounted for for the entire week.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
The vehicles whereabouts were known for entire week.
Speaker 9 (10:11):
What does that mean?
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Oh, it just means that if anybody were to wonder
where the vehicle was between now and when you return it,
we would have a very good answer for them as
to where the vehicle was.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
This is making me uncomfortable. I don't know what it
is had to do.
Speaker 11 (10:27):
Sometimes when a company reaches out with extra benefits out
of the blue, it can be overwhelming and feel strange.
But I want you to be able to feel strange, wrestle.
I want you to feel all sorts of things.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
What you want me to feel all the shorts of thing?
What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (10:42):
Just the joys and the pains and life behind the wheel.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Joys and the pain. I don't know what's going on,
But what is wrong with you?
Speaker 11 (10:51):
Do?
Speaker 7 (10:51):
You sound like some weird serial killer type dude and
it's making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 11 (10:55):
There a couple of words we shouldn't use there either.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know why you think.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
I'm just calling from the dealership with a vehicle outside
of your house for you to test drive for a
week and make sure that if anybody asks you say,
you've had it for the whole week. It's all been clean.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
Get away from my house.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
I don't want you anywhere near me. I've left the keys,
I see anything.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
The keys are on the counter.
Speaker 11 (11:21):
You went in my house, I noticed the door was
almost unlocked, and so I just kind of let.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Myself Okay, no, no, no, no no, no, that's not okay.
I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, Well, then I'll just let you know that this
is actually Double from the Jewel Show doing a phone
brank on you and your wife set you up. Oh
my she said that you've been shopping for a new
car and she wanted to creep you out.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Yeah, oh my god, I'm so creep out.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Wake up every morning with double phone Franks.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's time for NINAS. What's trending?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Radioactive shrimp is trending. I might be a couple of
days later on this, but join me because I just
saw it, like the hashtag everywhere. I'm like, what is
radioactive shrimp? But now we know the FDA is warning
the public not to eat, sell, or serve certain great
value raw frozen shrimp shrimp sold at Walmart due to
possible contamination. There's a radioactive isotope in this particular shrimp
(12:20):
you call. How does shrimp become radioactive? I don't know,
but can you turn into like Spider Man or something?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Shrimp Man is coming soon. Yeah, it doesn't sound very scary,
but I'm sure. I'm sure you will be.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You know, there's ant Man.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
There's no reason why there couldn't be spmn shrimp boy.
Would shrimp shrimp man or shrimp boy? What's more more
of a superhero name for a shrimp?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Maybe a shrimpy. Is there a shrimp superhero? Call him
shrimp guy, shrimp guy or gal.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I'm trying to think of other ways you can say.
I know we're really trying to focus on it, but
that's pretty wild. I just don't know how you become radioactive?
Do they glow in the dark?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Is it killing the shrimp? And you can go in
the dark?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
So you want to eat it and see what happens?
I mean, I need to eat it. Do you become
the superhero? Well, yeah, I think that's how it happens.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
What if I get like gills like swim, well that
would be like a mermaid.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Yeah, I'd be like the one from H two, that
old show where It's like, when I get in the water,
I get a fins and stuff. But when I'm out
of the water, I have my legs and I can
do whatever I want. Shrimp never had legs though, so
oh that'd be hard anyway, Be careful.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's a shrimp superhero. No, in a movie called Project Power.
It's a Netflix film.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I guess. Oh, he is hot.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
He takes a mysterians some guy and takes a mysterious
drug and then becomes like shrimp has shrimp powers generate
powerful heat producing shock waves that resemble the shrimp's explosive bubble.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He uses to fight enemies. I don't know shrimps blow
bubbles at each other to fight. That's cute.
Speaker 10 (13:53):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
It makes me feel really bad when I eat them.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Now I don't just think about them trying to blow
a bubble at me and you're like, ooh, dipping you
in cocktails?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
All I know them about to be the cutest fricking
superhero anyone's ever seen.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah, well, this is the next closest thing to a superhero.
Got all Shaquille O'Neil, the big guy. He's ready to
settle a beef in the boxing ring. The funny part
is is that he's accepted an invitation, a challenge, if
you will, from Charlie Mack, who is the former bodyguard
of Will.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Smith, the former bodyguard of Will Smith and Shaq.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Yes, okay, So here's Charlie himself explaining what the beef
is that he has with Shaquille O'Neil in the first place.
Speaker 13 (14:32):
Well, Shack, you went around telling everybody, I'm saying he's
thirteen years old. I chopped him in his neck, you know.
And he came to an autograph signing. We were in
Dallas doing Undergrast signing and he came. He tried to
jump in front of the line. I chopped him. His
next home, we get back to him. So listen, I'm
giving you an opportunity and have to subtle the difference.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Super heavry.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
What I just read the headline I started dying Shaquille
O'Neal to match up with Will Smith's bodyguard.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I'm like, skirt, what is this? Chopped a thirteen year
old in the nex?
Speaker 9 (15:00):
What it was?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Shack at thirteen, Shack probably looked like a forty five
year old man. So oh, you wouldn't be able to
tell he was thirteen. We'd be like that, dude is
exact shifty.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Oh my gosh, I know, trying to cut in the
line because you used to kill O'Neil soap isact to
google with shack look like when it was thirteen. It's
still a big guy. It's a video, so we'll see
how that. There's no date yet, but if this is
something that you're interested in watching, it's coming soon. This
is also coming soon ozempic for cats and dogs. I'm sorry,
what Yes, your puppies and your little kitty cats do
(15:31):
get a little chubby and that could be really hard
on their bodies and a lot of let them live,
but that's her saying. You know, they'll give them diets,
put them on a little workout plan. But now they're
experimenting with ozembic Willgovi type stuff for animals.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
They won't take it as a shot.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
They would make it a chip and they would put
the chip inside of the animal and it would help
regulate its weight. I don't know, dude, I don't think
that sounds very healthy for the fur babies out there.
It's a farmarceutical company looking at opportunity. No like Oh,
you want your dog to be Victoria your ket snap. No,
(16:08):
she she's not big.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
She's just her first thick she think her Okay, she
runs around, she plays. I've been trying to get her
on walks, but she doesn't want to move whateverpically think for.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
The new big bones. Yeah, she's not.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Even bought her a little Batman mask that goes be
Batman if she wants.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
That's how in shape she is.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
She's cute, she's curving.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Thank you what she's just good?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah? Thick is good.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, that's the only word we're going to use for her.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That's what's trending.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
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Speaker 14 (16:44):
Law dot com.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Evan is on the phone today for our first aid
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Ruby. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second day. But first, Evan, how long has it,
Vinceince you heard from Ruby?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It's been about days.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, that's too bad. Yeah, have you hit her up
a bunch in that time?
Speaker 15 (17:06):
I did try a couple of times. Yeah, I don't
want to overdo it, but reached out and definitely.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Got nothing back.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Okay, and you feel like that's weird, Like you feel
like four days is a long time. Did not hear
from her?
Speaker 15 (17:19):
Yeah, we're kind of hitting it off, so it is
out of the ordinary.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Well, tell us about your day.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Well, Ruby and.
Speaker 15 (17:28):
I went to a rooftop bar, and you know, I
had the best view of the city. It was it
was her idea. Actually it was super cool. You know,
I can't really beat it for our first day. It's
just great, great place, grabed drinks, shared a charcoterie board,
and you know, our conversation was just really easy, natural.
(17:53):
The vibe was laid back and plenty of kind of
flirting moments. She hilarious. You know, we're making each other
laugh the whole night, and they were just barked, you know,
the kind of can't bake. We ended up taking a
walk after and because they were both a little buzzed,
and before we say good night, there are a few
(18:16):
kisses and yeah, you know, it's just a kind of
date you never want to stop.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Okay, Well, why do you think you're hitting ghosted?
Speaker 15 (18:25):
Then? Honestly really confused, you know, we were texting NonStop
for two days after so things are you know, they
felt promising and then nothing, it just stopped.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
So wait, you went on the date and you ended
up hearing from her after the date.
Speaker 15 (18:44):
Yeah, after the date for about two days and then.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It stopped, right, It could be something you texted.
Speaker 15 (18:53):
I don't think so. I mean, I don't think it was.
I did text her a pick of me, like in
the bathroom with a towel on as a tease, like
I thought it would be harmless.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
That's okay? Is that the last time you were from her?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I believe so irb tripp and if I got ghosted
after that, she was teasing.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
Me about having abs, so I just decided to show her,
you know, I don't know. Maybe it was too much.
It wasn't like a pig or anything.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You do you have abs or was joking around being
like check out mine, but you don't have them?
Speaker 15 (19:28):
You know I have abs? Yeah, I mean I just
wanted to prove myself.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Okay, that could be it. So was a selfie.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I mean if you stopped talking to you right
after that, then that probably it probably has something to
do with that.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
I don't know. I mean I don't think it was
that bad or racy or anything.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
But what did you say when you send the picture
of yourself in a towel?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
Nothing much, I just I think I put like a
little blurb like, you know, here proved for something like
along those lines.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, well, we'll see if we can help you out
with tend them. I mean, it is kind of strange
that she was stop talking you right after that, so
that might be the reason. But we'll play a song
come back and see if we can get you a
second date in your first day follow up. Next, in
the middle of today's first day follow up, if you're
just joining us, Evan is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Ruby. So we're about to call her
(20:26):
and see if she tell us why she's ghosting him
and hopefully get him a second date. But first, Evan,
why don't you break down your date for us one
more time.
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Yeah. So we had a lot of great moments on
our date, bark flew. Everything was perfect. I thought we
had a connection. And you know, two days after the date,
I've not heard from.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Her, and the last thing that you sent her was
let's not forget this part a picture of yourself in
the bathroom and a towel.
Speaker 15 (20:54):
I did send her my ab Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
All right, Well are you ready to see if that
that's the reason you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 15 (21:01):
Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
I'm gonna call it right now. Hello him, I speak
to Ruby. Please, Hey Ruby, how are you? This is
a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Hi Ruby. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and
I'm Jebel.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
How are you.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (21:32):
I'm I'm good.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Have you ever listened to the show before? I have dope?
Thank you? Well? What if I told you that you
are the star of a first date follow up? Right now?
Speaker 14 (21:45):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, we got an email about you from somebody that
you're ghosting, and they don't know why.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You know, who would emails.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
I'm pretty sure it's probably.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
You're very smart.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Evan told us about your date, said that he really
liked you, thought you guys had an awesome time, but
you texted her a little while after, and then you
just ghosted him, and he wants to know what's up?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 12 (22:12):
I mean, like, look, I really I thought Evan was
great and we had an amazing time. But then after
my date, my friend showed me something and it just
it kind of killed the vibe for me.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, what was it?
Speaker 12 (22:29):
Okay, So I tested my friend the picture of Evan
when we were on the bait because she wanted to
look like And then the next night she sends me
a picture of him with some other girl, like literally
the night after we went on the date, and then
she was at another bar and they were making out.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
No no, no, no, you've got a roll Ruby, that's Evan.
He's actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12 (22:56):
Oh my god, I mean like, yeah, okay, I know,
I guess I knew this was.
Speaker 15 (23:03):
Oh man, hi, hi, look, you've got it all wrong.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
It's not no, no, even you were literally in the picture.
I mean, it's not hard to recognize someone when you
were just right there, you know.
Speaker 15 (23:21):
Oh okay, Yeah, it happens, but it's not what you think. Like.
She's someone I've been cooking up with for a while,
and I was I was going to tell her it
was over because I wanted to focus on you that night,
and I just I didn't get to it yet.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So you were with someone else right after your day
making out.
Speaker 11 (23:44):
With her.
Speaker 15 (23:47):
Technically. Yeah, again, you were.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
Just with me and then you just go make out
with someone else. I mean, I understand people date multiple people,
but it just it felt wrong to me.
Speaker 15 (23:59):
I swear, I swear I'm done with her. I'm not
seeing anyone else.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I like you.
Speaker 15 (24:05):
I was going to tell her that the next day,
but it was like it wasn't like that anymore. Like
you're the one that I want to date.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Did you tell her that?
Speaker 7 (24:15):
I told her.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I mean, I wouldn't want to see a picture of
the dude that I just want to date with mixed
like messing around with somebody else again, Like she said,
I get people are dating other people, but if I
don't know, I wouldn't feel good about that either.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I just would have too many questions.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
Yeah, like are you just saying that like you want
to date me?
Speaker 14 (24:33):
Or like did you hook up with her that night?
Speaker 12 (24:36):
You know that's just powerful to me.
Speaker 16 (24:39):
Well, you hook up on her, Yeah, but it was
like it was just like a last like last brown
type of thing. I swear I told her about you
at that point.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
And that was the last time you told her after
you hooked up.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
You're not hooked up with her?
Speaker 12 (24:56):
After you told her about me.
Speaker 15 (24:59):
Like, seriously, no, I told her about you after I
hooked up.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
With herful, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 12 (25:12):
Okay, so you hooked up with her after you told
her about me, Like seriously, no.
Speaker 15 (25:17):
I hooked up with her and then I told her
about you, like It's but that's because things it's so
different with you, Like we've been on one date. It's
not like I cheated on you or anything. I was
just I was trying to do the right thing.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
I mean, it would have been better if you told
her before and didn't hook up.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
Okay, I get that, but I was, you know, I
was just kind of desperate and sad I didn't get
to see you, and you know, I was just trying
to break things off and it didn't go as smoothly
as I hoped they would.
Speaker 14 (25:54):
I mean, if we were to date and you didn't
see me, you can't hook up with other people.
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Like, I'm not trying to do that.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
I swear.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
It's kind of tricky because he kind of does have
a point. He is trying to do the right thing,
like he didn't cheat on anybody, and she's out of
the picture now, Ruby, would you like to go on
a second date?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
With Evan, We'll pay for it.
Speaker 12 (26:17):
I mean, Evan, are there any other people I need
to know about?
Speaker 15 (26:22):
I mean, yeah, well yes, but I'm going to text
them and let them know I'm not available via text.
I'm not going to meet up with them. I will
show you the text.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
What do you think it sounds like serious? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
I mean, like, honestly, we did just go in one
date and it was like a really, really good date.
But I swear to God, Evan, if any of my
friends send me more pictures of you out with other women,
you're gonna wish that I was just ghosting you.
Speaker 15 (26:56):
They will be very large, way large. Promise you'll never
see that again. I don't want to to ever meet
that side of you again.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
Okay, sure, all right, we'll go out again.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Are you happy?
Speaker 12 (27:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
You love.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You first day.
Speaker 17 (27:22):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on
(27:44):
your soul.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Ramire is in a game of trivia for tickets to
see Wheezer, Danelle, Monnet and a ton of others more
and a bunch at the Bumbershoe Music Festival. So call
us right now if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one o six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. You can
also dm us at the Jebel Show or go to
the jewelshow dot com if you think you've got the
(28:12):
goods that can take down Victoria. Pegger two, WHOA take
it down a knoch?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
After this, I'm gonna go a peg or two. I'm
gonna go up a pegger two. Oh yeah yeah, So no,
ain't nobody be knocking me down today. I'm going up
a peg or two, a pegger two, yeah, because you
know what, I'm at the bottom right now.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You know we're at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's doing one way.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
You can go any guesses A peggar two, A peggar
two exactly all right.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
You are looking deeply into my eyes as you're saying
that right now, and it's very.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Uncomfortable if you want to get pegged by Victoria WHOA?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Then call us right now. We'll play you verus Victoria
next Jubile Show.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Insight, got room for one more? If you still want
to go to Aspen? Where did you find that some
kid back in town traded.
Speaker 17 (29:04):
The van for it?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.
Speaker 15 (29:10):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber,
you go and do something like this.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
And totally reveal yourself.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Sound for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria rameris for tickets to see Weezer,
Janelle Monnet and a lot of other ones at the
Bumpershoe Music Festival. And let's meet today's contestant for you
Verus Victoria Shaughnessy.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
What's up Shaughnessey? How are you good? How are you wonderful?
Thank you for asking?
Speaker 15 (29:43):
What was that?
Speaker 9 (29:44):
What was that?
Speaker 15 (29:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
It was like a little beeping sound. Kind of liked it.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
It was it was like a nice like not like
do you like harsh beeping either?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's it kind of like a fun like you sell
one of his room they have eighty ac.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, here's how the game is played, Shawnese.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay to you? All all right? Are you ready? I
am ready? Here we go, Shaughnessey. Your time starts now.
How many seasons of Game of Thrones aired?
Speaker 15 (30:30):
Eight?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
What side of the brain deals with language? Right? What
is the only US state that borders just one other?
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
What was the first Marvel movie ever made?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Captain America?
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Which state was Martin Luther King Junior born in.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
Philadelphia?
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Which country does Forrest Cup travel to as part of
the All American Ping Pong team?
Speaker 7 (30:59):
Oliama, I got that in.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
We'll bring Victoria idea.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, shaughnessy, here's a question for you. Who would
win in a fist fight, mister Clean or Bronnie the
paper towel guy?
Speaker 9 (31:12):
And why?
Speaker 14 (31:17):
Uh I'd say Brownie?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Oh yeah, trash talk too? Yeah, Well, I guess they
both cleaned stuff though, but he's a lumberjack.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah, mister Clean be cleaned up the slate and just
gonna be wiping everything.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Is that your answer, Victoria? Do you think mister Clean
would win?
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Yeah, I was trying to do it like in a
trash shok kind of way.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
But that was not trashy.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
I think Bronnie. I think it'd be Bronnie the paper
taler guy too. Yeah, you take him anywhere.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Mister Clean.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Mister Clean just seems like a little too like he's
a lumberjack. Bronnie Bronnie guy is a lumberjack. Yeah, he's
like mister Clean's like too clean. It looks like he's
the kind of guy that like is buff and worked
out a lot, but never been in any confrontation's life,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
He's got that shiny little ear ring. Look at me,
I have muscles. Don't touch me.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yeah, it looks like you can knock someone out in
the blink of an eye.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Paper to guys out there fighting bears, you know, chopping down.
All right, now that we got that out of the way,
feel better. Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
If you don't know one.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Just say passed and you have to meet Shaughnessy outright
to win? Okay, Victoria, Yes, all right, and Shaughnessy you
can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Let go?
Speaker 4 (32:23):
How many seasons of Game of Thrones aired?
Speaker 15 (32:25):
Eight?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
What side of the brain deals with language?
Speaker 18 (32:28):
Wait?
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Was it nine?
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Uh?
Speaker 4 (32:30):
What's yikes?
Speaker 15 (32:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Eye side?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
What is the only US state that borders just one other?
Speaker 9 (32:36):
Huh uh uh?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Second, give me a second, give me a second. Wait,
I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Ohai, wait what what was the
first Marble movie ever made?
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
No, Tony Sark, what's it? Iron Man?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yikes? I can I I'm excited to see what state?
What other state Hawaii borders?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:00):
Me too.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
All right, let's send.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard our social media producer.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Gabby Victoria got too correct and shawness got one.
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WHOA, that's a victory for Victoria. Wow, thank you for
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get the answer now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
There are eight seasons of Game of Thrones that aired
the left side of the brain deals with language. Maine
is the only US state that borders just one other. What.
The first Marvel movie ever made was Iron Man. Yeah,
it was the state that Martin Luther King Junior was
born in. Is Georgia the country that Forrest Gump travels
to as part of the All America Ping Pong team?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Is China?
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Danger? You got to those many questions.
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Hikes shaughnessy, Thank you very much for playing. Have a
great day.
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Thank you guys so much.
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Mate.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
What I apologize, thank you so much. Yeah, thank you,
thank you a good one. What you just looked up Main?
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah, I looked at Main and I did not it's
really far north.
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I knew that.
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I knew that it is. We're all clear. I knew
that I just made you exactly knew there.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
We play You were Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Remember if you want to play, just hit us up
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Speaker 1 (34:36):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Only on the Jubil.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Show, Jason is on the phone today and he thinks
that his wife of four years named Kat might be
messing around. So we'll see if we can help him out. Jason, sorry,
you're in this position, but what's going on? Why do
you think that Kat might be cheating?
Speaker 19 (34:55):
You know, we've we've been we've been together since we
were in college. We were college sweethearts and you know,
in college, we were.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
We were partiers. We enjoyed it, it was it was
a fun time. But then we.
Speaker 19 (35:09):
We found out that we were pregnant and we settled
down a little bit. We have a daughter, Jenna, she said,
and now she's just a lot of our lives. And
Kat wanted to stay home with Jenna for a few
years after she was born, and I didn't have any
problem with that. But now the Jena's going to school,
(35:35):
Kat has the opportunity to, you know, to find what
makes her happy other than just being a mom. I
never pushed her to get out and be world or anything.
I just want her to be happy. But I think
she might be a little bored with being a housewife
being with me.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
So you think she's cheating to fill the boredom.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
She's a little different in the bedroom these days.
Speaker 19 (36:02):
Like how so the techniques, the the the attitude that
it's different.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
It's like new stuff happening that didn't okay, Yeah, that
could be a sign of things. Sometimes it's like, okay,
where'd you learn that?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Not a good thing?
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Could it?
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Also, because I think her being bored is a great
point because she probably is. What if your daughter is
at school and stuff. Now, maybe she just did some research,
you know, maybe she was just trying to spice up
her life and took it into her own hands, you know,
Like was she home during the day?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Do you know what she's doing? Like is she going places?
Speaker 5 (36:39):
I don't really know. I guess what she's doing during
the day.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
You haven't asked her.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
I mean she said that she she stays home.
Speaker 19 (36:47):
She takes care of the house. Obviously she takes care
of Donna once she gets home. But I don't want
to press I haven't had the nerve to press the
issue if if there's nothing going.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
On, and then it'll sound weird, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (37:03):
No, you sound super nervous, like you do. You have
like a gut feeling about this that's making you freak
out a little bit.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
I just don't want to lose her.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Well, have you asked hers like where she's been learning
the new moves yor like, hey, that's new? Where did
you get that from? Kind of like I feel like
you can say it in like a funny, cute sa way.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
No, it's awkward.
Speaker 19 (37:22):
I mean you don't want to ruin a good time
with asking.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 19 (37:28):
Yeah, she just seems distracted a lot, and I just
have this nagging little feeling that she might be cheating
on me.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
All right, well, you already told us what grocery store
you guys are rewards card members at. So we'll play
a song comeback, and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if she
sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Okay, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
To Catch Cheter is next right in the middle of
To Catch a Cheeter, And if you're just joining us,
Jason is on the phone and he thinks that his
wife of four years named Kat might be messing around,
So we're about to call her and see if we
can catch her. Well, before we do that, Jason, why
don't you break down your situation for us again real quick.
Speaker 19 (38:13):
We've been married for four years, we have a lovely
little girl together. Now that she doesn't have to be
around the house a whole time with her, with a
little girl going to school, Cat's getting a little bit
more adventurous in bed. And I'm wondering where she picked
up those tricks.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
It's a fair concern, but also good for you.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah, and you said that she wouldn't probably send flowers
to you. So I'm going to call her and say
that it's a his and hers package flowers for her
and like a bottle of alcohol and some grooming stuff
for dudes. Hey, let's see if she'll send that to you,
Okay or to somebody else?
Speaker 7 (38:45):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (38:45):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
Hello, Hi, this is.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Corrible calling from I was looking for our rewards card
member named Kat.
Speaker 15 (39:02):
This is she.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Hi Kat, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
here this month's winner.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
What did I win?
Speaker 14 (39:10):
How did I win?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Every single month, we.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Choose one Rewards Card member who gets a free gift
from us, and this month it's actually his and hers package.
So you've won thirty six long stem red roses to
be delivered to you. And then for a special someone
in your life who might be a dude or somebody
who's into that kind of thing, a bottle of alcohol
of your choosing, and a little grooming package. Really, it's
just our way of saying thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Oh my gosh, awesome.
Speaker 14 (39:35):
Can I actually send those to somebody else?
Speaker 18 (39:37):
Is that?
Speaker 12 (39:37):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (39:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (39:40):
And the grooming kit as well, same person or no, no, to.
Speaker 18 (39:46):
People at the same address, but different names like flowers
for one and the grooming stuff for the other person.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
We can definitely do that.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I would need the first and last names of the
people that you want to send them to, and then
if you'd like to put anything on a card, and
then I'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 18 (40:04):
Okay, I mean it's it's going to be the same address,
but I would like the flowers and to Emily and
the male things to Tyson Tyso.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
N okay, great? Yeah, And do you want to put
anything on a card?
Speaker 13 (40:21):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (40:21):
Yeah, can you say thank you guys for being so amazing.
Here's to our little secret.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yes, I can definitely do that for you. And also
now I can let you know that this is not
the grocery store. This is actually a radio show. It's
called The Jubil Show. Him Nina, Hi, I'm Victoria and
my name is Jeubel, and we do a segment on
the show that's called to Catch a Cheater where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see who they send flowers to.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
And your husband.
Speaker 14 (40:53):
Jason is that I'm on the radio right now.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah, yes, and your husband Jason is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
What the going on with Emily and Tyson?
Speaker 14 (41:05):
What did you call the radio when they called me?
Did you set this up?
Speaker 12 (41:09):
What's going on right now?
Speaker 18 (41:11):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (41:11):
I did?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
And you know what, Thank god I did.
Speaker 19 (41:13):
Thank god I did, because apparently you're doing.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Something not one but two people.
Speaker 14 (41:18):
You couldn't, Oh my god, you couldn't just ask.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Me a question.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You had to.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Ground here. This is crazy.
Speaker 20 (41:27):
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Where are you getting this from? What is this coming from?
Speaker 15 (41:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (41:34):
What are you doing with with with Tyson?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
And you're doing?
Speaker 10 (41:37):
Why are you accusing me of cheating.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
Where is this coming from?
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Here's the keeping our secret? What secret? What are you
three up to?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
It's confusing.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
We can talk about this later if you don't mind.
I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Now.
Speaker 19 (41:55):
You have been board at home, You've been doing some
quite frankly crazy stuff in.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
The bedroom and I sleep. I think you've got it
from someplace.
Speaker 14 (42:05):
I am not cheating on you. I have never cheated.
But you definitely don't want.
Speaker 20 (42:09):
To be talking about this right now. This is not
because the place, this is how you want to do this.
This right now is how you want to do this.
I really want you to think about that. Okay, Wow,
I can't believe you didn't just want to take the
win and realize that I was better at some stuff
(42:32):
than I used to be. But what really happened and
why I wanted to involve Emily and Tyson is because
I was.
Speaker 14 (42:41):
Over at Emily's. I brought over Jenna to play with
Cynthia and Emily and I got into like a girl's talk.
Speaker 20 (42:49):
I don't know if this is something you can even
comprehend because you're a man, but girls talk to each
other about things in their lives. We talk about what's working,
we talk about what not working. The one area of our.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
Life that didn't feel like it was up to scratch.
Speaker 20 (43:05):
Everything else was great. I love our child, I love you,
I love our lives together.
Speaker 14 (43:10):
I am so pissy right.
Speaker 20 (43:11):
Now, but I felt like I might be boring you
a little bit in bed, and I was really insecure
about that, and I've been having some feelings about that.
Speaker 14 (43:19):
So I talked to Emily, who, as he knows, one
of my closest friends. It's not weird, it's not overstepping.
We were just.
Speaker 20 (43:27):
Discussing life, and I was telling her that I felt
like I didn't have a lot of confidence in myself
in the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (43:33):
And while we were.
Speaker 20 (43:34):
Talking and she was commiserating with me, Tyson walked in,
and you know, he wasn't trying to be weird or
disrespectful in any way. He was like, oh, maybe I
shouldn't be here for this or whatever, and Emily's like, no,
it's fine.
Speaker 14 (43:46):
You know, they're just dealing with normal married people's stuff.
Speaker 20 (43:48):
And we got into this conversations and they were actually
really helpful, and they talked to me about some of
the things that they have overcome and some of the
things that.
Speaker 14 (43:56):
Have worked for them.
Speaker 20 (43:58):
So I took it upon my self to use their
inspiration and do a little research of my own and
figure out some things that I thought might be nice
for you and nice for us. And instead you excuse
me of cheating on the radio. And Tyson, this maybe TMI,
but you've decided you want to have this conversation right now.
(44:19):
He showed me how to use you so that I
could look up videos and see things that looked fun
and like I might want to try them and you
might like them, which apparently you have.
Speaker 14 (44:28):
Apparently it has worked so well, and now you're here
excusing me of cheating on the radio.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Wow, whoa.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I didn't expect that this is good news, Jason, right.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Uh, okay, you a little stupid ridden.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
If you think about it, this is really cute because
now we know how much he loves her and how
excited he is now because of all the changes.
Speaker 19 (45:01):
Honey, I am so grateful that you wanted to try
those sorts of things, but it's not I was never
bored with you.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
Please, please don't ever think that I was bored with you.
Speaker 19 (45:13):
I'm never bored with you.
Speaker 14 (45:16):
I'm really mad at you. Right now because you accuse
me of cheating in front of strangers. But like, I've
really been upset about this and worried that you were
getting bored with me. And now everybody knows that my
friends have been teaching me things. That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Everybody does that, do they?
Speaker 14 (45:37):
This doesn't feel normal right now?
Speaker 5 (45:39):
No, honey, it's fine.
Speaker 19 (45:42):
I'm not mad. I'm just so happy that you're that
neither of us are unhappy with each other.
Speaker 14 (45:50):
I am kind of mad right now, but I'm really
glad we talked. I'm I can we please keep talking, not.
Speaker 19 (45:57):
On the phone, and the next that Emily and Tyson
come home, we will will It'll be something.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Sure the Jewel shows to catch a cheater, It's time
for Nita's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Delta and United have been sued by passengers for selling
windowless seats pause and I'm sorry windowless window seats.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Oh, specifically, it's.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
One of those ones that says it's a window seat,
but it's like right between the windows, so you don't
actually get a window, so you.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Don't have a window. So I guess you can sue
for that.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
I don't know which is funny because I've been seeing
a lot of people post about it. Well, what's kind
of annoying?
Speaker 2 (46:39):
You just hit the wall. Yeah, I've had those seats
a lot actually, and I'm like, this sucks. But it's
like whatever, I didn't think to sue them these people?
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Did you do?
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 4 (46:48):
I wonder you can make this one of those action
class action and have a bunch of people get I
sat in the seat that was How do you prove that?
I don't know, but I guess on the Bowing seven
thirty seven, the Boeing seven fifty seven airbus A three
twenty one planes contain seats that would normally contain windows,
but lack them because of the placement of air conditioning ducks,
electrical conduits, and other components. So these passengers are claiming
(47:11):
that they didn't have them and they want to get
paid for it.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
How important is I mean, it's fine, it's cool to
sit by the window, I guess, but is it something
to suit over if.
Speaker 8 (47:20):
I pay for a window seat and I nod my
head into the wall when I'm trying to look out
the window.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Should those be cheaper seats? Then they should be cheaper?
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Should be cheaper seats getting actual window. So yeah, I
guess I can kind of see the point.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yeah, if you're paying extra for it, But it's like
when you pay for first Like if you pay for
first class or a nice one and your flight gets canceled,
then you lose your seat altogether and you can't.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Sue for that. But then what do you call it?
Speaker 9 (47:43):
A wall?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Seat wall? A budget window?
Speaker 4 (47:49):
But I don't know, so maybe jump in on this,
or maybe these airlines will actually hear you and do
something like that.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
And make it cheaper. Paint a little window right there.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I would love it if they put a screen there,
just sit there and watch more shows or something. I
don't know. But Nick Jonas is speaking out about one
rule that he has in the bedroom that has become
a little bit controversial because some people agree, while most
of us think.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
That it's ridiculous. They just stop calling him Nick the Quick.
Who calls him Nick the Quick? Don't. We'll go to
the measure that one rule, no mentions of quickness. I'm
not Nick the Quick today. It actually is not about that,
because it to stop talking about the bonus. Jonas. No,
(48:39):
but that should probably be a rule all around, So
much better if bonuses here No, it's not that.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
His rule is he only uses his bed for sleeping,
not for eating, not for reading or watching TV. So
some people agree with this. They like to keep their
room and their beds are sanctuary.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
It should only be used for the two s's.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
That's what some people believe sanitizing and see. Okay, but
this is the this is the unique quirk that goes
a little extra far. So Prianca likes to watch TV
in bed so he will spend time with his wife.
Oh okay, I was like, I thought that was a
friend of yours. I'm like, oh cool, why are we
(49:18):
talking about or not? Okay, I'm like, oh cool, I
look forward to meeting Preanca someday.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (49:32):
So he likes to watch the TV in bed, but
he'll still want to spend time with her, so he'll
pull up a chair next to the bed so he
can sit there next to her in a chair and
watch TV. Oh, you're NodD in your head like you're
all about this.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I've done that before. Why though, I just my I
personally just don't like to lay in bed and like
watch TV and stuff. Maybe on a Saturday morning maybe,
but other than that, I just don't like it. So
we've been in relationships before where someone just wants to
lay in bed, so I'll just put a chair in
there and hang out.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Is that not uncomfortable?
Speaker 19 (50:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I like sitting more than laying down in bed.
Speaker 18 (50:05):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
You could sit up and I feel like I'd be mad.
It's one of those moments where it's like we're doing this,
get in here.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, I don't think it felt like we were doing
something together. Yeah, it feels like we're great for them.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
It feels like I'm watching TV and you're just you're here.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
So that could really explain a lot of that relationships actually,
day by day watching TV and I was just there.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
You were always, always just there in the house. It's
outside driving.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Why do you always have to be here.
Speaker 6 (50:40):
My house?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
But okay, I'm going to sit outside.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
A trailer.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
I can sit somewhere else. No, you don't spend any
time with me. What the one is it?
Speaker 10 (50:51):
So?
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Sit here?
Speaker 4 (50:51):
No? I'm sorry, doubles dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Hello? Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret? I
sure do, sweet?
Speaker 15 (51:05):
What is it?
Speaker 19 (51:06):
Well?
Speaker 21 (51:07):
So I told my husband this summer that I wanted
to get in shape and that I was going out
for runs in the morning, and that's definitely not true.
What I'm actually doing is I'm sneaking over to my
neighbor's pool and hanging out there when you think I'm running.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh really, we've had another dirty little secret with someone
else is sneaking over to their neighbor's pool too.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
That seems like a thing.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
Where are your neighbors?
Speaker 14 (51:34):
Yeah, I mean it's there, no one's using it, so
someone should use it.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
I mean, yeah, i'd seek to my neighbor's pool too.
What are you doing in your neighbor's pool.
Speaker 21 (51:44):
Oh, well, I'm doing some laps, but I you know,
I don't get my hair wet because if my hair's wet,
then my husband knows that I was in the pool.
So it's it's a little more like, you know, doggy
paddling type. So I'm sort of, you know, getting my
work out in, but that I'm also laying out, canning
and listening to music and you know, no comment.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
Wait, where are your neighbors when you're doing this?
Speaker 21 (52:11):
I actually don't know because I don't actually know them.
Speaker 20 (52:16):
I just.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Friends of yours to.
Speaker 15 (52:22):
No, actually they're not.
Speaker 21 (52:23):
There's no cameras in the backyard, so I just know
from taking walks that they leave their gate open to
the pool.
Speaker 15 (52:32):
So I just I just sneak in you people.
Speaker 21 (52:36):
I don't know who they are. I just know when
they leave in the morning, because when I was starting
to do my runs, I would see them leave and
I know the gates open. And so now that I'm
saying it, it sounds creepier than I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
You're basically a great times the neighborhood for places that
you hang out at the pool when they leave.
Speaker 15 (52:59):
When they come back, yeah, you know, amusing.
Speaker 14 (53:03):
They built it to be you, so you know, hey,
I like it.
Speaker 4 (53:07):
Who would go for a run when you can go
to someone's pool.
Speaker 2 (53:10):
Do you have an excuse for if they come back
one time while you're out there? Oh I was really
thinking ahead.
Speaker 14 (53:16):
I haven't thought of that yet.
Speaker 12 (53:19):
Do you want to help me come up with you?
Speaker 4 (53:22):
Just start not confused, Just be like, oh my gosh,
I didn't know as I was in your pool right now,
don't just start crying. That's all you got to do
is just start crying, and people leave you alone. They
don't like to deal with an overly emotional individual whatever,
so they get home.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
Just cry. You'll be safe.
Speaker 15 (53:38):
Well.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
Thank you, ye bye.
Speaker 9 (53:43):
What's your dirty little secret?
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My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.
The Joe Rogan Experience
The official podcast of comedian Joe Rogan.