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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Has this ever happened to you? It's a Jewel Show.
You start dating somebody new and you finally get up
the nerve to send them a spicy pick. So you
spend hours in front of the bathroom mirror trying to
get the lighting right, mad at yourself for not trying
harder in your yoga classes so you can get the
right pose. Then you scroll through the hundreds of options
to finally find the right picture to send them, and
(00:21):
you text it, and then you nervously await their response.
Ten minutes go by and you don't hear your phone ding,
so you open up your phone to check and see
if you missed it, and you realize you accidentally send
it to your weird cousin. Oh no, who just responded
with look at you all grown up a key emoji.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Wrong number texts happen all the time, and that's why
a trend is going viral of people sharing their crazy
wrong number of text stories. If you have any call
us up eight eight eight three four three one o
six one. You can also text in four to one
oh six one and we'll go over them next. It's
the Jewel Show. I got a wrong number text from
a guy with a foot fetish once. Oh, and they
sent them my souls and they complimented, and I ended
(01:00):
up learning a lot about fetish life. Apparently I have
incredibly wide feet and now I make money selling pictures
of my feet on the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And that's a text message.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We just got in at four one o six one
because a trend of people sharing wrong number text stories
is going viral. So if you have any hit us
up eighty eight eight three four three one o six
one text in four one o six one. It's a
jubile show and we'll go over some of the top
responses from people sharing their wrong number texts. Have any
of you guys ever had a wrong number? Yes, yes, Nina,
(01:28):
I've had one.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's so bad. So I started hanging out with this
dude and we like made out on a boat and
I sent the picture like a couple hours later. I
was sending the picture to my friend to show her
who he was. Though I was like, he doesn't really
look that good in this picture, but like, trust me,
like he's hot. I sent it to him. Oh God,
I sent it to him. Wait the message, yes, Oh,
and he's like, dang, it's like that I was like, no,
(01:52):
I mean, but you're hot to me, and he's like
did he just laugh? But I mean I basically said
he wasn't hot to him. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Pretty, that's embarrassing. It was very embarrassing, Victoria. Have you
ever sent it wrong?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Mine wasn't that bad, And it was like it was
in high school. But there's a guy I really liked
and i'd sometimes pick him up, like I would drive
him to school because he lived in my neighborhood and
so I don't know why I was even texting him
at the time, but I was meaning to send it
to my friend, saying like, yeah, I kind of like him,
Like what should I do? I don't want to do anything,
but like I go pick him up right now? And
I sent it to him and he just responds and
(02:28):
he goes, I don't think that was supposed to go
to me, but are you on your way? And I
was like yeah, I'm a wait, wait, sorry, I just
like disregard that whole thing, like weird, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
What just happened.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What do you do when you got there? Because the
way you liked him? Now, yeah, he batfully ignored it. Actually,
he was like, yeah, nope, that's cool. I'm just gonna okay.
High school. Yeah, shout out to that time when people
didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Something texted in at four one to six one and
said they sent I love you to my ex husband
and it was meant for my son. That's an unfortunate one.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What does your ex husband saying?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, I thought we talked about you know, that just
didn't work out. Whenever you send a wrong number text
and you realize it after you send it, it's always
awkward waiting for the response. Yeah, we're going over a
trend that's going viral of people sharing their awkward wrong
number text. Somebody said they got a text message and
it was from a woman and said, hey, are you
(03:19):
picking the boys up Friday? And they responded yes, why
wouldn't I be? And then she said you said you
weren't sure, So they responded no, I didn't. Wait, who
is this she said, Ashley? And then they said, yeah,
you have the wrong number of me and my kids
are the same schedule as you and your exel.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, that's awkward. That's like completely a number that you
don't even know. That's fine, even not gotten one of those.
I've gotten to feel those before. And I just kind
of play along with it for a minute. I just
don't keep the conversation going. I have time for that.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Really, it's so interesting when you figure out, because then
you get to hear like their life story and like
what they're doing with they're up toots, And then finally
you just got to be like, hey, man, I'm sorry,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
But the wrong number?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Sobody texted in four six said I learned my lesson
about going along with a stranger who is texting my
phone thinking out with somebody else. It's all fun and
games until they sent an unsolicited close up of a
body part of okay at the dinner table with their
parents and.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Their parents that's so awkward.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Here's a trend going viral, people sharing the wrong number
text that they've gotten. Once said, at about two am,
their phone ring and they said hello, and a woman said,
who the hell is this? And he says, I was
not in the mood, so I said, who the hell
is this? She said her name, and I don't know
who you are, but if you don't put Rodney on
the phone right now, I'll beat you up. What tell
(04:34):
Rodney to bring him home? And then she hung up
It's always fun with stuff like that happens because you're like,
what is going on there.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Rodney, I'm sorry, lady, but you got the wrong number.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I get a lot of wrong numbers, and they're always
like something speaking Spanish, and there's sometimes where I could
know what it means, and so I'll try to like respond,
but then other times I'm just like, hey, man, I
am really sorry, but sebien audios.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Is this how that one guy met that lady that
started doing things Thanksgiving together? Is that what happened? There
are these there's this guy that texted an older woman.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh yeah, and then some were Thanksgiving. Yeah, he goes there.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Now they hang out Thanksgiving. Yeah. This story was viral
for a while and it started like this.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
She accidentally texted him like are you still coming over
for Thanksgiving? And then he actually showed up and now
they're friends and it's really cute. Somebody texted in it
four six one and said, I accidentally sent my boyfriend's
nudes to my boss. Oh more awkward sending somebody else's pictures?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah? Yeah, and who are you sending them to? That's
what I want. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Hello, they won't give it back, so I don't really
know what to do.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Hello, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Is this Cheryl h Trevor?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
My name is Trevor.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
What is going on? What is this? Can I help you?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
My name is Trevor and I'm delivering a kitchen table
from Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, okay, yes, wonderful, but.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I have to call you because there's like a little
bit of an issue.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Okay, what's the issue, Trevor?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, so I read that, are you okay?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Okay? Yeah, so I read the address wrong and I
delivered it to a different house.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Okay, well just bring it here, rabbit, and bring it here.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
That's the thing. I delivered it to this house. And
then the guy that took the table, he says he
really likes it, so he wants to keep it. So
I'm trying to figure out what to do.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well, no, you have to get it back. So just say, hey,
this isn't yours. This isn't the name, isn't it? I
mean his name isn't on it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, well he says this it like fits his place
perfectly and his aesthetic. And then like I was like, well,
I think I should drop it off.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's a two thousand dollars, That's.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
All I was saying to him. I told him that
that it was a very expensive table, and that that's
probably why it goes so good in his room, you know,
when we were looking at it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, Trevor, exactly, that's what the that it goes well
in my house of court.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, it's a fantastic table.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Thousand dollars. Trevor, Go get him table, Trevor.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Okay, this is your this is your job.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah, and so well, do you want to maybe talk
to him and see if like cause he he was
saying that like, yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
up there and give him the phone and see if,
like maybe you could talk to him, because like.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I was telling him that it looks great.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I was telling him it looks great, you know, but
like also that I should probably take it to the
real place.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
And then he wasn't jokes.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Trevor, go right now, put him on the phone. Put
him on the phone right now. Bill, Bill, do you
you like that table? Yeah, that's my table.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Don't even think about it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You didn't pay for so, uh, give me back to
Trevor because I'm gonna have the police come.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
To your house right now. Dude, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
What do you do you speak? Are you just dumb?
What is going on with him?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Because you just did.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
You were standing there, Trevor. No, he can't speak like grammar.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Like he's an illbilly?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Where are you right now? You just told God, I'm
like out of my mind.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I'm sorry. Well you said that, you said it was
okay for him to have the table.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
No, well I did not say.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Are you getting me?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Get it?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Get that table back and bring it to my house.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
I'm the one that paid for it.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I'm not kidding this.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I can't believe how insane I sound.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
If you pay for it, if you pay for it,
you could have it. Is that right?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I told him?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
If he pays for it?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh my god, this is out of control. Get that
dance table and bring it to this address. And my
name right now.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I get Dan, Just bring me a table.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hey, Cheryl, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your daughter.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Caitlyn. Set you up. This is a joke.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Yeah, this is Wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Table delivered today and she's the one who's she's the
one who's at the house to get it, and she
wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh God, wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks,
It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Allegedly, leggings are dead according to gen Z, they've killed them.
They said, no, this is not a fashion statement anymore.
Instead of wearing leggings or like yoga pants, they're now
opting for baggy sweats. I mean, I like baggy sweatpants too.
Joggers are cute, yeah, but I don't enjoy working out
in those. But it's too much material. We're Canolo's dose.
(10:28):
Why can't you wear both of them?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I like you underneath your sweats? Yeah, that's hot, literally, like,
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Sometimes we do do that, though we'll have our little
bikero shorts underneath of it, so you're layered up. Is
this cold in this studio? Yes? But this type of
a headline and this type of a story makes me
think of a bigger question, like who is the person
that is calling this at what point do we decide
that something becomes so popular, especially with fashion. I mean
you're looking at everything that once was old is new again,
(10:58):
and then one person goes on TikTok and decides to
say that this is what I wear, and we just
all follow like it's weird. You can just kill off leggings,
like I doubt it. No, you can say you're gonna
kill off leggings. But let me tell you right now,
I'm gonna be wearing my leggings tomorrow exactly. Everybody's gonna
keep wearing their leggings, you know what. Else. I'm a
real rebel. I still wear skinny jeans sometimes. Yeah, I
don't know. So it's like I don't I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, I don't know who decides who's the trendsetters. But
it's like, like where what you want?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, not to quote my mom again, but it was
always dress for your body, you know, especially if you're
like going up and down and the way you're living
different like ways in life, and it's just dressed for
your body, dress for what compliments you. Yeah, your style
Antinina is gonna shut it. But I at the sommer
feel this is really interesting are you guys fans of
Stranger Things? Yes, even if you're not, you know how
(11:47):
big it is and it's had like the different pop
ups all over the country. Well, the creators are the
Duffer brothers, Matt and Ross. They are now leaving Netflix.
What they're doing is their ultimate mic drop on Netflix
is here's the last season of Stranger Things. Bye. Really
they're jumping ship and they're going over to Paramount. So
if you don't have a Paramount subscription, you probably want
(12:07):
to get one.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Paramun must have given him a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's what I was thinking too. I was like, how
much could they give you? Because Netflix is not broke, no,
and Paramount is trying to grow.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
But if you think about it, Paramount also has Taylor
sharedan with them.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
So between those two people, that's own and they are paying,
and he's the guy that's responsible for Yellowstone and all.
That's a lot of other land man. Yes, oh that's
so good too. That's race. I almost said prescription instead
of subscription. And sometimes that is what life has for Yeah,
(12:40):
but that is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
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Speaker 1 (12:49):
Dominic is on the phone today for our first Aid
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Crystal.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Dominic, how long
is Vin since you heard from Crystal?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Probably a little over a week, probably like a ten days.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, have you been trying to get a hold of her?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, I tried calling and sending text I even
I sent her sex with this person's handbag, that guy
I thought she'd liked, but uh, nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Like for handbag response.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just like just
something that I thought she would like, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Okay, we met? We met on a yeah, actually it
was it was through friends, whether.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
It wasn't, either of neither of us on a yeah,
but you know, it was like super luck and for
our first date, I wanted to do something that you memorable.
I had I had to match that, you know, yacht
energy right, Well.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Yeah, that's how we met, you know. So I'm like, okay,
this is this is the level we're playing it. We're
up here, you know, you know, not a not big deal.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
I booked us dinner at this rooftop spot private chef
tasting menu. It was great and she she loved his
good time. Uh we're vibing. And then after that I
got her tickets to a late night jazz show front
row and uh yeah it was great and and she
was digging it.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
The thing, Crystal, though, is that she kind.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Of liked games, you know, like like kind of like
you know, you know, playing they're like okay, kind of
like almost hard to get kind.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Of kind of thing.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Okay, Like even when when we had that dinner, she ordered,
you know, two desserts. She's that kind kind of woman like,
so she kind of wants to like, you know, test
me to see where that line is and see unless
she can get away with you know, and and to
be fair, I dig it, you know what I mean,
Like I'm kind of I like that vibe.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Okay, okay, you like a challenge.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Yeah, she's different. You know, she's she's not just beautiful.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
Don't get me wrong, She's she's hot, you know, but
she she's smart, she's sharp.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, Well, why do you think she's ghosting you.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
I don't know why she's ghosting me.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Did anything happen on your date at all?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Well, okay, there's when we were on our date, Crystal
goes to uh she goes to the bathroom, right, and
I went up to go get some drinks and there's
this gorgeous woman at the bar and she she started
talking to me, and I'm talking to her and it's
just harmless kind of visu whatever, you know, very very
(15:36):
light flirting. But I see Crystal coming back, and it's like, okay,
let me you know, I'm gonna see she likes to play.
Crystal likes the play, so let me let me up
it up a little bit. I'm going I can make
her a little bit jealous if she uh the what
you know, what she does. I'm I'm leaning into it.
And honestly, it worked like it worked like so, she
comes back from the bathroom, season at the table, comes
(15:57):
straight to the bar, immediately grabs my hand and pulls
me away like like she wants to, you know, make
me hers.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
So your strategy was to purposefully make her jealous while
on a date with her.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Very very very lightly, you know, look like my tongue
was down this other girl's throat. That's, like I said,
she likes she likes this kind of like one upping,
this kind of predator prey kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
You know, she's she's taking it, she's she's doing it.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
So that's the whole idea, Like that's part of this
game to to you know, get to win the other
person's love and affection, and we're both on it.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Maybe flirting with another woman wasn't part of the game, which.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Is that's exactly what I'm second guessing right now.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, okay, all right, well I don't know what to
help for you. We'll play a song come back, and
then call her and social tells why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
And lit your first day follow up.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
If you're just joining us at Dominic is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Crystal. So in a
second we're going to call her see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting and maybe get him a second date.
But first, Dominic, why don't you run down your date
for us again? Real quick?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Really great? This girl is high class.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Someone felt like we had this nice, little, playful kind
of you know, back and forth kind of thing. And
I'm wondering if maybe I pushed it too far. I
don't know, but I'm digging her and I'm hoping for
a second date.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You are flirting with another woman on the date. That
may not have been part of this cat and mouse
routine that you guys have, right.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
But but it was. I was only flirting with her
because I wanted Crystal. That was part of the you know.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, are you ready for
us to call her?
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah? Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
This is Crystal.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Hi Crystal, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Hi Crystal, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
My name's Jebel. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Whoa wait?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
What sounds like you're a work or something. Sorry to
interrupt that, but hey, have you ever listened to the
Jubel Show before? I have not heard it, No worries.
Check it out sometime if you want. But we're calling
you today because somebody who does listen to the show
actually send us an email about you.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
We do a segment that's called the first date follow up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting. So we got an email about
you from somebody that you're ghosting.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Okay, so one of the radio shows, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You've got with Are you ghosting somebody? Probably is his
name Dominic?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Oh really?
Speaker 11 (19:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Dominant gmailed us told us about your dates, that he
really liked you, and it's been about ten days and
you haven't heard from you. So he's wondering if you
wouldn't mind telling us why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I'm ghasting him because at the end of the ninety
started tiiing me like a dog.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And I don't mean that he was read. I mean
he literally made everything.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Transaction, Like he told me that if I helped with
the dishes.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
One day, he'd buy me a handbag, and if I
kept him company in the bedroom that maybe I'd earned
some jewelry. I'm not a golden retriever or like a
trophy whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I honestly, it feels like pretty woman, almost like you're
baiting me with things and I'm not That's not my vibe.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
I'm not trying to like win prizes.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, well, thank you for telling us why you're ghosting him. Chris,
I do have to let you know that Dominic is
actually on the phone listing and talk to you.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
Oh no, okay, Dominic, Yeah, okay, first, uh pump the brakes, Okay,
the whole just hold on.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
This is a playful Okay. This is like like joke, faithful,
flirty rewards. You know, it's not it's not It's not
like you know, like like stores for handbags. You know,
this isn't Baskin Robbins. He basically offered me a loyalty
punch cards. I get this for one.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Diamond Braceland like you hear'm saying that is.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
But the whole thing that you know that like this
is this was me being like serious about you, like
like like investing in you.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
If investing I'm not a dog porton Wiliam.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I just want to dessert, not a down payment on
my effects or anything.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
But thank you. You got two desserts. Okay.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
That that should show how how much you know I'm
into you and you Crystal Crystal, you said you said
that that you liked that I was playful and generous.
You said you wanted a man that could keep you
on your toe You stop that to me, I did.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
You're riot comedy, playful and generous is what I said,
but not puppy training camp with the side.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Of product bag. You know, there's a difference between keeping
me on my toes and putting.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Me on a harness and a leash and putting in
that guy.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Do you know how many women would beg me to
put them?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
People want to be on your.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
They get it. They totally get it. They get it. Yeah,
they get it. That's ridiculous. I really appreciate it. I
do have a meeting I have to get too shortly.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
So are we well?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Not quite yet?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Crystal?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Would you like to go on another day with Dominic?
Will pay for it?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Okayfully? Uh yeah, fetch the bone girl or whatever? It
all right.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Look, I'm just saying I could get you some sweet
new shoes.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
If you want to do another day, you know, so
I can get my own shoes. I appreciate it, but
like no, it's all good. Thank you so much, Tom.
Good luck with everything.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I hope you find the girl that's going to be
your guccy goddess who will do whatever little.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Favors unique for their bags or whatever. You're weird. All right,
here's here's a thing like you know, there's puns of
girls out there who.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I know.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
I know this, Crystal, I know that you are going
to miss this paunch card system. You're going to open
the week. You're going to be calling me. I mark
my word in a week, I guarantee it. All right,
Well cool, this was a productive Yeah, I'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
She's she's gone dominic. She I went to a meeting.
I think I'm sorry. Man, no other date?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yeah, what a weirdo?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Am?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
I right?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Jubile's first date follow up.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
I'm stupid, You're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game at You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for Weezer, Janelle Monet, and much much,
many more others. Call right now eight eight eight three
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. You can also d m
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com. If you think you have what it takes
(24:01):
to beat Victoria, you probably knows.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Why is that? I'm just due for a wind? I mean,
at least just give it ask your hard question.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
All right, we'll play You vers Victoria right after this,
since you wle.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Show what only some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's like, why am I even listening to to begin with?
You're virgin who can't dry.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Time for America's favorite game show, You Versus Victoria, and
today is going to be a confusing one that take
us to see Weeezer Gelmina and many more on the
line at Bumbershue Music Festival. But Victoria, meet today's contestant, Victoria.
Oh you got double Victoria's what's up?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Victoria?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (24:47):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Good?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
How are you? Why does she have a nicer?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Are you ready to beat Victoria? Victoria?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Wait, I see that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't like that. I'm not gonna sorry Victory, whoa,
that's weird? Wait I gotta you guys something. Victoria one
in Victoria two. Yeah, okay, Victoria one will be you
Victoria studio of Victoria two. Got it all right? Not
only is this really.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You should see Victoria's face right now, Victoria, it's also
hurting my brain.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We're gonna send Victoria one out of the studio and
Victoria two.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
The game is played like this.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
one has to be you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Victoria two. Your time starts now.
Which is the only rock that floats? What does akuna
matata mean?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
It's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
What year was Facebook created? The first vaccine was developed
for which disease?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Gonorrhea?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
How many days of kwansa are there.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
What is the name of the camp in Friday the thirteenth?
Speaker 15 (26:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't know, all right, I got that. Don't bring
Victoria one back in studio and while she's getting settled
and putting her headphones on and stuff, here's a question
for you, Victoria too. If you had thirty seconds, how
many donuts do you think you could hide in your
clothing right now?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Ooh, twenty two? That's pretty good. How did you get
to that number?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
I have so many pockets on my uniform, I'm pretty
sure I consider a dozen in each.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
What kind of uniform are you sporting?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
An army uniform?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh dope, you're in arms. Okay, you're in the army.
What do you do in the army?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
I'm in the camp.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh cool, Oh you do.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Have a lot of pockets, then, yeah, pop off, Victoria too,
Like that.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Would be awkward though, Like if somebody was like, hey,
give me a wrench and you pulled out an't ony
donuts in the wrench, Hey.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
They would like it a lot more. I know. Thank you, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
If you have thirty seconds, how many donuts do you
think you could hide in your clothing right now?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's me Victoria.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yes, honestly, I say at least one hundred, because if
I'm being honest, his shirt's kind of stretchy and these
pants are kind of baggy, So I got pockets, but
then I also got upper pockets that I can like
kind of stuff, and then the shirt's kind of stretchy
so that I can stuff it in there too.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right, I can make a new quite you just
point to laker anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Never here we go, all right, thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse
a pass and you have to be Victoria two outright
to win Victoria, you can tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What rock is the only one that floats? What? What
rock floats? A not so heavy one, a light one?
What does a kuna matata mean?
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Amatana? There's no second?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh dang it la in the song I thought, sure
you get.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
There's no I mean no worries. What year was Facebook created?
Bro nineteen fifty five? The first vaccine was developed for?
Which disease? The black plague? Okay, got that in? I
say measles? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did. Nina's got your score. Well,
Victoria one did get one correct.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh, I feel like I won regardless, And Victoria two
you also got one correct. Victoria two, that means you win.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Congratulations, Yeah, yeah, no matter what Victoria one today, are
you gonna take that as part of your winning?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
It doesn't count though. Congratulations Victoria. Thank you for playing. Yeah,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
The only rock that floats is the pummus like, you know,
like a Pummis style stone.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh yeah, I think it's from lava, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, you know the ones with the little holes in them.
I'll show you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm on your tops in the sauna.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
I'm thinking to mornings.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Ohone on matata means no worries. Yeah. The year that
Facebook was created was two thousand and four. That's awkward.
The first vaccine was developed for smallpox. There are seven
days of Kwansa and the name of the camp and
Friday the thirteenth is Camp Crystal Lake. Yeahkes, Victoria. One
got pretty far, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Thank you for playing Victoria having yeah play you verus
Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if
you want to play, all you have to do is
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com and you too can take on Victoria.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
And if your name is also Victoria, then we can
both win regardless.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Everybody that calls in now is just going to call
themselves Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, what are you interesting to be great.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Danielle is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's and with her boyfriend Evan for three
years and now she thinks that he might be cheating.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Danielle, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way. What
what's up? Why do you think daniel might be cheating
on you?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Well, she's been spending more time out at work happy hours,
but when he comes home, he's like totally sober.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
It's not like he's drinking, So what is he doing?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
It's almost like you'd rather be here, Like, isn't that
a good thing?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Maybe he's just being social maybe.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
But it's just weird because he's never done it before
and it's been happening a lot lately.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Are there new bosses or kind of like new projects
or anything going on at work that would be one
of those like team bonding type situations, not that.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
I know of.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Is that the only reason why you think he's cheating
cause he's coming home sober?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Well, now there's more than that, Like he's really protective
over his phone like he sets it face down and
he has his notification silence.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
He's never done that before.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Like, that's always a sign when somebody starts treating their
phone differently.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
Right, And then on our credit card there was a
charge for a fancy restaurant and I asked him what you.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Didn't go with me? Like, what what are you doing?
And he's like, oh, it's a work thing. He's a
really nice restaurant for being a work thing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, and then why would he be paying if it
was a work thing?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Is he treating you different?
Speaker 14 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I mean like I asked for details about this, and
he just dodges the question and he changes the subject.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
So when you ask him about it, he's just like
defensive about it.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Yeah, like yeah, just I mean not even defensive. He
just like doesn't acknowledge it, dodges the question and moves
on to another subject.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Never, never have.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You ever tried going with him to these happy hours?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
You know, I never never thought about it.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
I mean, he just started this, so this never even
dawned on me to ask to go with him. I
mean that's an idea.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, it's also probably like not the easiest to get
in there right away, especially if it's a work thing.
So physically, like, is he affectionate with you right now?
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
He is.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Yeah, I mean that hasn't changed. Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Is still good. It's just he's been evasive about this.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
I mean we've been together for three years, we have
a dog together, you know, like it's been a really
good relationship.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
To lately it's changed and I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay, well, we'll.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
See if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at. So we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those flowers to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, yeah, we'll play a song come back,
(32:53):
and then get you to catch a sheet right after this,
if you're.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Just joining us for to catch teeter.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Danielle is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend Evan of three years might be messing around, so
We're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Danielle or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Danielle, why don't you break
down your situation one more time real quick.
Speaker 7 (33:22):
Well, it's just lately he's good at these work happy hours,
but he comes home stobers. It's not like he's drinking
at them. And then he's just been weird about his phone,
like setting it face down, silencing notifications, and anytime that
I ask him about these things, he just evades it
and like just change the subject and.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Won't answer my questions. It's just a weird behavior.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
No, we don't love that.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:49):
I am? I am.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, here we go. Hey, this is Corbett calling from
I was looking for an awards card member named Evan. Evan,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
(34:12):
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's
big winner.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Awesome. Oh that's cool. I'm awesome.
Speaker 10 (34:19):
Yeah, I didn't know you guys did things like this.
This is ready.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah. Every single month we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free gift for the month, and you have
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want with in the fifty United States
absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
That's that's amazing. Yeah, No, that's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
And all I need from you is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to,
and then we'll see if you want to put anything
on a card. And then after that I'll get the
address and we'll be get to go.
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Great, all right, can you address it to I am
a Emma and you can yes, if you've been right
in the card. Just you have been absolutely amazing. Thank
you for everything, and I can't wait to see you
tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Great. I got that down, And now I'll let you
know that your girlfriend Danielle is on the phone and
probably ask questions for you.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Emma. Oh what what Evan?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment called to Catch a cheater where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to. So that's what
this is.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
And back to who's Emma?
Speaker 7 (35:38):
This is not and Jane, you're obviously cheating on me
with a girl named Emma.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
What is going on? No? What are you doing here?
Speaker 10 (35:49):
This is a radio show me.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Why do you think I'm cheating? Why would you set
this up?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Because you're like hiding your phone all the time, putting
it face down. You're going to work happy hours yet
and you don't even come home with any alcohol in
your breath. You're like totally sober. So how do I
believe that you're really going to work happy hours? And
why are you doing it all of a sudden?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Maybe this is I don't I think this is nuts.
This is absolutely crazy.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
I don't think it's so crazy. You just sent flowers
to another.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Woman you can't wait to see them.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Look, look, can you just give me a minute to explain, please?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah, I would love to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 15 (36:30):
All right, So, Emma is the new dog trainer, right?
I hired a dog trainer because Danielle, as you know,
you've been complaining about the dog's behavior for months, right,
and I dot that you know, Emma would help us
train the dog.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I mean, especially's nois but I'll let me train the dog.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
So you've been giving that a secret though?
Speaker 15 (36:55):
Why I wanted to be a surprise for Danielle that Rocky,
which is our dog's name. I want to be surprised
and that Rocky has gotten this training.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Yeah, I'm not are you? I can't even believe this?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Like what then? Why is the secret restaurant charge? Why
all the late nights? What's up with being so sneakert
kid with your phone all of a sudden.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Look, okay, the restaurant that was just a thank you dinner,
you know, for the dog.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
Yeah, I mean trying to. You know, she's really helping
us out. Rocky's coming a long.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Way, all right. What do you want me to say?
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Like I'm trying a decent thing to give her a.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Thank you dinner.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
That's complete. Well, our doctor isn't even trained at all.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
He's still being trained, that's the thing.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Like he's not done with his training. He's still being trained.
Speaker 15 (37:57):
I just thought it'd be nice to take her out
after the lesson, Uh, to have dinner as a thank you,
and you're not training the dog yet. The dog is training, okay,
I mean he's training. Just just give me a break,
all right. I just wanted to Fickre out for a thank.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
You dinner at a fancy restaurant as a thank you.
Speaker 10 (38:18):
It wasn't that nice of a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
It wasn't It wasn't like a fancy place. She's in
a regular restaurant.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
We've been there a thousand times, nobody. I mean, you know,
it's just that I wanted to go because that's what
I was craving.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
If I was to send somebody flowers show me trained dog,
I also wouldn't be like I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
There's just a lot of play. It's just a lot
of them gratitude towards this trainer.
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Yeah, no, I don't say that about her. I mean,
like she she works hard, Okay, you know, she's a
she's really good at what she does too.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
All Right, you're a foolish I don't believe you like
a fancy restaurant for a dog trainer, and then you're
like defending her right now.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Oh yeah, like like you know, like you doing this
with me with this you know, this whole thing that
you set up with the radio station.
Speaker 15 (39:09):
I mean, come on, you know, what's that about. Like,
if you're gonna already accuse me of cheating, I might
you know, I might as well just be cheating on you.
I might as well just do it what I'm trying
to do something nice and take care of our dog.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
And she just gets suspicious and does this put dog
together to train it in private and secret. Because also
if you're a dog owner, wouldn't Danielle need to know
the commands for the dog.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Danielle, I'll talk to you later, will you.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
I don't think he's uh, Danielle, Danielle, I'm sorry, Oh
my god, do you believe him?
Speaker 7 (39:52):
No? I don't believe one word he say, like training
our dog in private.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
And sending flowers to that person.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
And take you to a restaurant and it hasn't taken
meet your restaurant in like two weeks. I mean come on.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, at this point, I feel like you need to
confront this so and so dog trainer just to get
confirmation so you don't kick yourself later. Even though this
is sounding really off.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
Yeah, it's totally filing off. Yeah, I'm going to figure
it out. I mean, but thank you for doing this,
or I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Sorry, it sucks, but hopefully he's telling the truth. I mean,
it doesn't sound like he is to me, but hopefully
he is. Yeah, all right, good luck find out.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
It's time for ITAs. What's trending?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Focus Friend is trending. It's the number one downloaded free
app right now. And see if you understand exactly what
it does. The idea is to get you off of,
you know, the doom scroll. It wants to give you
something else to look at while you're on your phone.
And it's called Focus Friend. And here is the guy
that created it, YouTuber hand Green, explaining what exactly it does.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
It's an half that installs a bean on your phone,
and the bean really wants to spend more time knitting.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
My bean is a cat.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
I SeeMe the gummy bean because my real cast name
is gummy Bear.
Speaker 15 (41:07):
Anyway, you can focus for an amount of time and
that will let the bean make socks for scars, and
then you can trade those socks for scarves in for
more furniture in the bean's room.
Speaker 11 (41:16):
It's called Focus friend, it's on the App Store, and
obviously you want this.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
You understand it.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Raising a bean?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
You're raising kind of kind of this kind of aris
me like my little farm game.
Speaker 15 (41:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Does it like shut down everything else on your phone
while you're messing with the bean?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Probably? Yes, you have to just like leave the screen
open so you can let the bean go. You're only
trying to mess with the bean and nothing else, right, Okay,
you just your focus is entirely on the bean. It's
not what I thought this app was going to be about. No, yes, either,
I just don't fully understand it. Yeah, but if you're interested,
(41:52):
it is the number one downloaded app. Again, it's all
I focus, friend, Yeah, I've seen pictures of the bean.
It's kind of cute, is it. It's cute little bean.
Focus on the beam. Don't kick your eyes off the beam.
There's going to be a new smartphone that will be
able to block in appropriate pictures. So this is a
new tool that prevents kids or anybody else from getting
(42:13):
stuff that you don't want. Because you always talk about
all the time, like the unsolicited package pits and like
all that kind of stuff that you get. Now with
this new smartphone, it's going to be able to block
all of that stuff. Oh but it looks like it's
a completely different phone. It's not a download or it's
not an app, like you have to have a special phone.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
I mean, if you think about it for your kids.
I don't know if I would want to give a
kid like a full iPhone. There's too many things that like, Yeah,
they can go down like rabbit holes. There's too I
feel like worried some things. So honestly, I would probably
do that because it's a seperate phone. I think it's
a great phone for a kid. I don't know what
adults they want that, but maybe no, I would consider
a starter. Plus, they'd probably never use it. They wouldn't
be on their phone much because all their friends have iPhones.
(42:49):
You know, they wouldn't want to take it out in
front of their friends. So you'd like, you have a
phone to contact me. But good luck wanted to use it.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Actually, it's kind of genius because then they're gonna live
exactly remember that happened. I know we're doing the guys,
we're just different.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Jubels dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Yes I do. Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
I live in a nice neighborhood and I had this
next door neighbor, this female next door neighbor who was
like extremely hot. One day, just kind of out of nowhere,
I happened to be at a window that was facing
her house and I saw her in the window facing me,
(43:37):
and she was undressing, okay, and so she didn't see me,
and so I, you know, I'm I'm a male.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
I was watching her and having a.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Nice little show.
Speaker 6 (43:49):
And this went on for a while. This went on
for a while, and then one.
Speaker 8 (43:54):
Time when she was doing it, she just looked straight
at me, so she knew I was watching her, and
that freaked me out for a second. But then she
like continued and was like putting on a little show
for me, okay, And so I was like, okay, I'll
take that. And so yeah, I was enjoying the show.
(44:17):
And this goes on for a while, and uh and
in one time when I'm watching, you know, when we're
having our little show, Uh, I noticed that her she's married,
and I noticed that her husband comes in and uh,
so I kind of duck out of the way a
little bit so I can't be seen by him. And uh,
and they start kind of, you know, putting on a
(44:38):
little show with each other. And then at one point
I see the husband look over at me showing you know,
so he knows what's going on. Okay, and so he
so he and the wife were putting on this show
you know for me.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (44:59):
Uh so okay, Well that was nice. And the thing is,
you know, we see each other as neighbors. We don't
talk about it. It's just like something that it as
far as when we were out in the open, you know,
it's not happening. But then my dirty little secret is
that about once a week I'll hear something at the
(45:20):
window and uh, you know, like clockwork once a week.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Uh, these these two put on a.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Little show for me and nobody knows about you.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
And then.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
We see each other outside of that and we just
you know, it's like it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
They don't put a tip jar outside with tom on it. Tips.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Sure,
all right, Bud, what's your dirty little secret?
Has this ever happened to you? It's a Jewel Show.
You start dating somebody new and you finally get up
the nerve to send them a spicy pick. So you
spend hours in front of the bathroom mirror trying to
get the lighting right, mad at yourself for not trying
harder in your yoga classes so you can get the
right pose. Then you scroll through the hundreds of options
to finally find the right picture to send them, and
(00:21):
you text it, and then you nervously await their response.
Ten minutes go by and you don't hear your phone ding,
so you open up your phone to check and see
if you missed it, and you realize you accidentally send
it to your weird cousin. Oh no, who just responded
with look at you all grown up a key emoji.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Wrong number texts happen all the time, and that's why
a trend is going viral of people sharing their crazy
wrong number of text stories. If you have any call
us up eight eight eight three four three one o
six one. You can also text in four to one
oh six one and we'll go over them next. It's
the Jewel Show. I got a wrong number text from
a guy with a foot fetish once. Oh, and they
sent them my souls and they complimented, and I ended
(01:00):
up learning a lot about fetish life. Apparently I have
incredibly wide feet and now I make money selling pictures
of my feet on the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And that's a text message.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We just got in at four one o six one
because a trend of people sharing wrong number text stories
is going viral. So if you have any hit us
up eighty eight eight three four three one o six
one text in four one o six one. It's a
jubile show and we'll go over some of the top
responses from people sharing their wrong number texts. Have any
of you guys ever had a wrong number? Yes, yes, Nina,
(01:28):
I've had one.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's so bad. So I started hanging out with this
dude and we like made out on a boat and
I sent the picture like a couple hours later. I
was sending the picture to my friend to show her
who he was. Though I was like, he doesn't really
look that good in this picture, but like, trust me,
like he's hot. I sent it to him. Oh God,
I sent it to him. Wait the message, yes, Oh,
and he's like, dang, it's like that I was like, no,
(01:52):
I mean, but you're hot to me, and he's like
did he just laugh? But I mean I basically said
he wasn't hot to him. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Pretty, that's embarrassing. It was very embarrassing, Victoria. Have you
ever sent it wrong?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Mine wasn't that bad, And it was like it was
in high school. But there's a guy I really liked
and i'd sometimes pick him up, like I would drive
him to school because he lived in my neighborhood and
so I don't know why I was even texting him
at the time, but I was meaning to send it
to my friend, saying like, yeah, I kind of like him,
Like what should I do? I don't want to do anything,
but like I go pick him up right now? And
I sent it to him and he just responds and
(02:28):
he goes, I don't think that was supposed to go
to me, but are you on your way? And I
was like yeah, I'm a wait, wait, sorry, I just
like disregard that whole thing, like weird, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
What just happened.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What do you do when you got there? Because the
way you liked him? Now, yeah, he batfully ignored it. Actually,
he was like, yeah, nope, that's cool. I'm just gonna okay.
High school. Yeah, shout out to that time when people
didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Something texted in at four one to six one and
said they sent I love you to my ex husband
and it was meant for my son. That's an unfortunate one.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
What does your ex husband saying?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, I thought we talked about you know, that just
didn't work out. Whenever you send a wrong number text
and you realize it after you send it, it's always
awkward waiting for the response. Yeah, we're going over a
trend that's going viral of people sharing their awkward wrong
number text. Somebody said they got a text message and
it was from a woman and said, hey, are you
(03:19):
picking the boys up Friday? And they responded yes, why
wouldn't I be? And then she said you said you
weren't sure, So they responded no, I didn't. Wait, who
is this she said, Ashley? And then they said, yeah,
you have the wrong number of me and my kids
are the same schedule as you and your exel.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, that's awkward. That's like completely a number that you
don't even know. That's fine, even not gotten one of those.
I've gotten to feel those before. And I just kind
of play along with it for a minute. I just
don't keep the conversation going. I have time for that.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Really, it's so interesting when you figure out, because then
you get to hear like their life story and like
what they're doing with they're up toots, And then finally
you just got to be like, hey, man, I'm sorry,
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
But the wrong number?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Sobody texted in four six said I learned my lesson
about going along with a stranger who is texting my
phone thinking out with somebody else. It's all fun and
games until they sent an unsolicited close up of a
body part of okay at the dinner table with their
parents and.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Their parents that's so awkward.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Here's a trend going viral, people sharing the wrong number
text that they've gotten. Once said, at about two am,
their phone ring and they said hello, and a woman said,
who the hell is this? And he says, I was
not in the mood, so I said, who the hell
is this? She said her name, and I don't know
who you are, but if you don't put Rodney on
the phone right now, I'll beat you up. What tell
(04:34):
Rodney to bring him home? And then she hung up
It's always fun with stuff like that happens because you're like,
what is going on there.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Rodney, I'm sorry, lady, but you got the wrong number.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I get a lot of wrong numbers, and they're always
like something speaking Spanish, and there's sometimes where I could
know what it means, and so I'll try to like respond,
but then other times I'm just like, hey, man, I
am really sorry, but sebien audios.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Is this how that one guy met that lady that
started doing things Thanksgiving together? Is that what happened? There
are these there's this guy that texted an older woman.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh yeah, and then some were Thanksgiving. Yeah, he goes there.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Now they hang out Thanksgiving. Yeah. This story was viral
for a while and it started like this.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
She accidentally texted him like are you still coming over
for Thanksgiving? And then he actually showed up and now
they're friends and it's really cute. Somebody texted in it
four six one and said, I accidentally sent my boyfriend's
nudes to my boss. Oh more awkward sending somebody else's pictures?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah? Yeah, and who are you sending them to? That's
what I want. It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Hello, they won't give it back, so I don't really
know what to do.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Hello, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Is this Cheryl h Trevor?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
My name is Trevor.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
What is going on? What is this? Can I help you?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
My name is Trevor and I'm delivering a kitchen table
from Yes.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, okay, yes, wonderful, but.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I have to call you because there's like a little
bit of an issue.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Okay, what's the issue, Trevor?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Well, so I read that, are you okay?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Okay? Yeah, so I read the address wrong and I
delivered it to a different house.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Okay, well just bring it here, rabbit, and bring it here.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
That's the thing. I delivered it to this house. And
then the guy that took the table, he says he
really likes it, so he wants to keep it. So
I'm trying to figure out what to do.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Well, no, you have to get it back. So just say, hey,
this isn't yours. This isn't the name, isn't it? I
mean his name isn't on it.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, well he says this it like fits his place
perfectly and his aesthetic. And then like I was like, well,
I think I should drop it off.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's a two thousand dollars, That's.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
All I was saying to him. I told him that
that it was a very expensive table, and that that's
probably why it goes so good in his room, you know,
when we were looking at it.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, Trevor, exactly, that's what the that it goes well
in my house of court.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yeah, it's a fantastic table.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Thousand dollars. Trevor, Go get him table, Trevor.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Okay, this is your this is your job.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah, and so well, do you want to maybe talk
to him and see if like cause he he was
saying that like, yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go
up there and give him the phone and see if,
like maybe you could talk to him, because like.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I was telling him that it looks great.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I was telling him it looks great, you know, but
like also that I should probably take it to the
real place.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
And then he wasn't jokes.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Trevor, go right now, put him on the phone. Put
him on the phone right now. Bill, Bill, do you
you like that table? Yeah, that's my table.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Don't even think about it.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You didn't pay for so, uh, give me back to
Trevor because I'm gonna have the police come.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
To your house right now. Dude, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
What do you do you speak? Are you just dumb?
What is going on with him?
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Because you just did.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
You were standing there, Trevor. No, he can't speak like grammar.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Like he's an illbilly?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Where are you right now? You just told God, I'm
like out of my mind.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
I'm sorry. Well you said that, you said it was
okay for him to have the table.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
No, well I did not say.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Are you getting me?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Get it?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Get that table back and bring it to my house.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
I'm the one that paid for it.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
I'm not kidding this.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
I can't believe how insane I sound.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
If you pay for it, if you pay for it,
you could have it. Is that right?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I told him?
Speaker 5 (09:18):
If he pays for it?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh my god, this is out of control. Get that
dance table and bring it to this address. And my
name right now.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
I get Dan, Just bring me a table.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Hey, Cheryl, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your daughter.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Caitlyn. Set you up. This is a joke.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Yeah, this is Wait a minute.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Table delivered today and she's the one who's she's the
one who's at the house to get it, and she
wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh God, wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks,
It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Allegedly, leggings are dead according to gen Z, they've killed them.
They said, no, this is not a fashion statement anymore.
Instead of wearing leggings or like yoga pants, they're now
opting for baggy sweats. I mean, I like baggy sweatpants too.
Joggers are cute, yeah, but I don't enjoy working out
in those. But it's too much material. We're Canolo's dose.
(10:28):
Why can't you wear both of them?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I like you underneath your sweats? Yeah, that's hot, literally, like,
I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Sometimes we do do that, though we'll have our little
bikero shorts underneath of it, so you're layered up. Is
this cold in this studio? Yes? But this type of
a headline and this type of a story makes me
think of a bigger question, like who is the person
that is calling this at what point do we decide
that something becomes so popular, especially with fashion. I mean
you're looking at everything that once was old is new again,
(10:58):
and then one person goes on TikTok and decides to
say that this is what I wear, and we just
all follow like it's weird. You can just kill off leggings,
like I doubt it. No, you can say you're gonna
kill off leggings. But let me tell you right now,
I'm gonna be wearing my leggings tomorrow exactly. Everybody's gonna
keep wearing their leggings, you know what. Else. I'm a
real rebel. I still wear skinny jeans sometimes. Yeah, I
don't know. So it's like I don't I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, I don't know who decides who's the trendsetters. But
it's like, like where what you want?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, not to quote my mom again, but it was
always dress for your body, you know, especially if you're
like going up and down and the way you're living
different like ways in life, and it's just dressed for
your body, dress for what compliments you. Yeah, your style
Antinina is gonna shut it. But I at the sommer
feel this is really interesting are you guys fans of
Stranger Things? Yes, even if you're not, you know how
(11:47):
big it is and it's had like the different pop
ups all over the country. Well, the creators are the
Duffer brothers, Matt and Ross. They are now leaving Netflix.
What they're doing is their ultimate mic drop on Netflix
is here's the last season of Stranger Things. Bye. Really
they're jumping ship and they're going over to Paramount. So
if you don't have a Paramount subscription, you probably want
(12:07):
to get one.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Paramun must have given him a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's what I was thinking too. I was like, how
much could they give you? Because Netflix is not broke, no,
and Paramount is trying to grow.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
But if you think about it, Paramount also has Taylor
sharedan with them.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
So between those two people, that's own and they are paying,
and he's the guy that's responsible for Yellowstone and all.
That's a lot of other land man. Yes, oh that's
so good too. That's race. I almost said prescription instead
of subscription. And sometimes that is what life has for Yeah,
(12:40):
but that is what's trending.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
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Dominic is on the phone today for our first Aid
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Crystal.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Dominic, how long
is Vin since you heard from Crystal?
Speaker 6 (13:02):
Probably a little over a week, probably like a ten days.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, have you been trying to get a hold of her?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, I tried calling and sending text I even
I sent her sex with this person's handbag, that guy
I thought she'd liked, but uh, nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Like for handbag response.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just like just
something that I thought she would like, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about the date?
Speaker 6 (13:31):
Okay, we met? We met on a yeah, actually it
was it was through friends, whether.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
It wasn't, either of neither of us on a yeah,
but you know, it was like super luck and for
our first date, I wanted to do something that you memorable.
I had I had to match that, you know, yacht
energy right, Well.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Yeah, that's how we met, you know. So I'm like, okay,
this is this is the level we're playing it. We're
up here, you know, you know, not a not big deal.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
I booked us dinner at this rooftop spot private chef
tasting menu. It was great and she she loved his
good time. Uh we're vibing. And then after that I
got her tickets to a late night jazz show front
row and uh yeah it was great and and she
was digging it.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
The thing, Crystal, though, is that she kind.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
Of liked games, you know, like like kind of like
you know, you know, playing they're like okay, kind of
like almost hard to get kind.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Of kind of thing.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Okay, Like even when when we had that dinner, she ordered,
you know, two desserts. She's that kind kind of woman like,
so she kind of wants to like, you know, test
me to see where that line is and see unless
she can get away with you know, and and to
be fair, I dig it, you know what I mean,
Like I'm kind of I like that vibe.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Okay, okay, you like a challenge.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Yeah, she's different. You know, she's she's not just beautiful.
Speaker 9 (15:03):
Don't get me wrong, She's she's hot, you know, but
she she's smart, she's sharp.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, Well, why do you think she's ghosting you.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
I don't know why she's ghosting me.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Did anything happen on your date at all?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Well, okay, there's when we were on our date, Crystal
goes to uh she goes to the bathroom, right, and
I went up to go get some drinks and there's
this gorgeous woman at the bar and she she started
talking to me, and I'm talking to her and it's
just harmless kind of visu whatever, you know, very very
(15:36):
light flirting. But I see Crystal coming back, and it's like, okay,
let me you know, I'm gonna see she likes to play.
Crystal likes the play, so let me let me up
it up a little bit. I'm going I can make
her a little bit jealous if she uh the what
you know, what she does. I'm I'm leaning into it.
And honestly, it worked like it worked like so, she
comes back from the bathroom, season at the table, comes
(15:57):
straight to the bar, immediately grabs my hand and pulls
me away like like she wants to, you know, make
me hers.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
So your strategy was to purposefully make her jealous while
on a date with her.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Very very very lightly, you know, look like my tongue
was down this other girl's throat. That's, like I said,
she likes she likes this kind of like one upping,
this kind of predator prey kind of thing.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
You know, she's she's taking it, she's she's doing it.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
So that's the whole idea, Like that's part of this
game to to you know, get to win the other
person's love and affection, and we're both on it.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Maybe flirting with another woman wasn't part of the game, which.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Is that's exactly what I'm second guessing right now.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, okay, all right, well I don't know what to
help for you. We'll play a song come back, and
then call her and social tells why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll get your first day follow up next.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
And lit your first day follow up.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
If you're just joining us at Dominic is on the
phone and he's getting ghosted by Crystal. So in a
second we're going to call her see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting and maybe get him a second date.
But first, Dominic, why don't you run down your date
for us again? Real quick?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Really great? This girl is high class.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Someone felt like we had this nice, little, playful kind
of you know, back and forth kind of thing. And
I'm wondering if maybe I pushed it too far. I
don't know, but I'm digging her and I'm hoping for
a second date.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You are flirting with another woman on the date. That
may not have been part of this cat and mouse
routine that you guys have, right.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
But but it was. I was only flirting with her
because I wanted Crystal. That was part of the you know.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, are you ready for
us to call her?
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Yeah? Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
This is Crystal.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Hi Crystal, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Hi Crystal, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
My name's Jebel. What's going on?
Speaker 6 (18:12):
Whoa wait?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
What sounds like you're a work or something. Sorry to
interrupt that, but hey, have you ever listened to the
Jubel Show before? I have not heard it, No worries.
Check it out sometime if you want. But we're calling
you today because somebody who does listen to the show
actually send us an email about you.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
We do a segment that's called the first date follow up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting. So we got an email about
you from somebody that you're ghosting.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Okay, so one of the radio shows, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You've got with Are you ghosting somebody? Probably is his
name Dominic?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Oh really?
Speaker 11 (19:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Dominant gmailed us told us about your dates, that he
really liked you, and it's been about ten days and
you haven't heard from you. So he's wondering if you
wouldn't mind telling us why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
I'm ghasting him because at the end of the ninety
started tiiing me like a dog.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
And I don't mean that he was read. I mean
he literally made everything.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Transaction, Like he told me that if I helped with
the dishes.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
One day, he'd buy me a handbag, and if I
kept him company in the bedroom that maybe I'd earned
some jewelry. I'm not a golden retriever or like a
trophy whatever.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I honestly, it feels like pretty woman, almost like you're
baiting me with things and I'm not That's not my vibe.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
I'm not trying to like win prizes.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Okay, well, thank you for telling us why you're ghosting him. Chris,
I do have to let you know that Dominic is
actually on the phone listing and talk to you.
Speaker 13 (20:01):
Oh no, okay, Dominic, Yeah, okay, first, uh pump the brakes, Okay,
the whole just hold on.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
This is a playful Okay. This is like like joke, faithful,
flirty rewards. You know, it's not it's not It's not
like you know, like like stores for handbags. You know,
this isn't Baskin Robbins. He basically offered me a loyalty
punch cards. I get this for one.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Diamond Braceland like you hear'm saying that is.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
But the whole thing that you know that like this
is this was me being like serious about you, like
like like investing in you.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
If investing I'm not a dog porton Wiliam.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I just want to dessert, not a down payment on
my effects or anything.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
But thank you. You got two desserts. Okay.
Speaker 14 (20:58):
That that should show how how much you know I'm
into you and you Crystal Crystal, you said you said
that that you liked that I was playful and generous.
You said you wanted a man that could keep you
on your toe You stop that to me, I did.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
You're riot comedy, playful and generous is what I said,
but not puppy training camp with the side.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Of product bag. You know, there's a difference between keeping
me on my toes and putting.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Me on a harness and a leash and putting in
that guy.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
Do you know how many women would beg me to
put them?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
People want to be on your.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
They get it. They totally get it. They get it. Yeah,
they get it. That's ridiculous. I really appreciate it. I
do have a meeting I have to get too shortly.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
So are we well?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Not quite yet?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Crystal?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Would you like to go on another day with Dominic?
Will pay for it?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Okayfully? Uh yeah, fetch the bone girl or whatever? It
all right.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Look, I'm just saying I could get you some sweet
new shoes.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
If you want to do another day, you know, so
I can get my own shoes. I appreciate it, but
like no, it's all good. Thank you so much, Tom.
Good luck with everything.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I hope you find the girl that's going to be
your guccy goddess who will do whatever little.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
Favors unique for their bags or whatever. You're weird. All right,
here's here's a thing like you know, there's puns of
girls out there who.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I know.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
I know this, Crystal, I know that you are going
to miss this paunch card system. You're going to open
the week. You're going to be calling me. I mark
my word in a week, I guarantee it. All right,
Well cool, this was a productive Yeah, I'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
She's she's gone dominic. She I went to a meeting.
I think I'm sorry. Man, no other date?
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yeah, what a weirdo?
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Am?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
I right?
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Jubile's first date follow up.
Speaker 11 (23:25):
I'm stupid, You're smart. I was wrong, you were right.
You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game at You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
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(24:01):
to beat Victoria, you probably knows.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Why is that? I'm just due for a wind? I mean,
at least just give it ask your hard question.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
All right, we'll play You vers Victoria right after this,
since you wle.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Show what only some sort of a mentally challenged Aaron.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
It's like, why am I even listening to to begin with?
You're virgin who can't dry.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Time for America's favorite game show, You Versus Victoria, and
today is going to be a confusing one that take
us to see Weeezer Gelmina and many more on the
line at Bumbershue Music Festival. But Victoria, meet today's contestant, Victoria.
Oh you got double Victoria's what's up?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Victoria?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Wait?
Speaker 8 (24:47):
What?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Good?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
How are you? Why does she have a nicer?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Are you ready to beat Victoria? Victoria?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Wait, I see that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't like that. I'm not gonna sorry Victory, whoa,
that's weird? Wait I gotta you guys something. Victoria one
in Victoria two. Yeah, okay, Victoria one will be you
Victoria studio of Victoria two. Got it all right? Not
only is this really.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
You should see Victoria's face right now, Victoria, it's also
hurting my brain.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
We're gonna send Victoria one out of the studio and
Victoria two.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
The game is played like this.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
one has to be you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Victoria two. Your time starts now.
Which is the only rock that floats? What does akuna
matata mean?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
It's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
What year was Facebook created? The first vaccine was developed
for which disease?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Gonorrhea?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
How many days of kwansa are there.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Seven?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
What is the name of the camp in Friday the thirteenth?
Speaker 15 (26:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't know, all right, I got that. Don't bring
Victoria one back in studio and while she's getting settled
and putting her headphones on and stuff, here's a question
for you, Victoria too. If you had thirty seconds, how
many donuts do you think you could hide in your
clothing right now?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Ooh, twenty two? That's pretty good. How did you get
to that number?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
I have so many pockets on my uniform, I'm pretty
sure I consider a dozen in each.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
What kind of uniform are you sporting?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
An army uniform?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh dope, you're in arms. Okay, you're in the army.
What do you do in the army?
Speaker 6 (26:49):
I'm in the camp.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh cool, Oh you do.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Have a lot of pockets, then, yeah, pop off, Victoria too,
Like that.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Would be awkward though, Like if somebody was like, hey,
give me a wrench and you pulled out an't ony
donuts in the wrench, Hey.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
They would like it a lot more. I know. Thank you, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
If you have thirty seconds, how many donuts do you
think you could hide in your clothing right now?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's me Victoria.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yes, honestly, I say at least one hundred, because if
I'm being honest, his shirt's kind of stretchy and these
pants are kind of baggy, So I got pockets, but
then I also got upper pockets that I can like
kind of stuff, and then the shirt's kind of stretchy
so that I can stuff it in there too.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right, I can make a new quite you just
point to laker anyway.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Never here we go, all right, thirty seconds, answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse
a pass and you have to be Victoria two outright
to win Victoria, you can tell Victoria when to go?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What rock is the only one that floats? What? What
rock floats? A not so heavy one, a light one?
What does a kuna matata mean?
Speaker 8 (27:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Amatana? There's no second?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh dang it la in the song I thought, sure
you get.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
There's no I mean no worries. What year was Facebook created?
Bro nineteen fifty five? The first vaccine was developed for?
Which disease? The black plague? Okay, got that in? I
say measles? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did. Nina's got your score. Well,
Victoria one did get one correct.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh, I feel like I won regardless, And Victoria two
you also got one correct. Victoria two, that means you win.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Congratulations, Yeah, yeah, no matter what Victoria one today, are
you gonna take that as part of your winning?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
It doesn't count though. Congratulations Victoria. Thank you for playing. Yeah,
let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
The only rock that floats is the pummus like, you know,
like a Pummis style stone.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh yeah, I think it's from lava, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, you know the ones with the little holes in them.
I'll show you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I'm on your tops in the sauna.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
I'm thinking to mornings.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Ohone on matata means no worries. Yeah. The year that
Facebook was created was two thousand and four. That's awkward.
The first vaccine was developed for smallpox. There are seven
days of Kwansa and the name of the camp and
Friday the thirteenth is Camp Crystal Lake. Yeahkes, Victoria. One
got pretty far, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Thank you for playing Victoria having yeah play you verus
Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if
you want to play, all you have to do is
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
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Speaker 4 (29:41):
And if your name is also Victoria, then we can
both win regardless.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Everybody that calls in now is just going to call
themselves Victoria.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, what are you interesting to be great.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Danielle is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's and with her boyfriend Evan for three
years and now she thinks that he might be cheating.
So we'll see if we can help her out. Danielle, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way. What
what's up? Why do you think daniel might be cheating
on you?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Well, she's been spending more time out at work happy hours,
but when he comes home, he's like totally sober.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
It's not like he's drinking, So what is he doing?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
It's almost like you'd rather be here, Like, isn't that
a good thing?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Maybe he's just being social maybe.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
But it's just weird because he's never done it before
and it's been happening a lot lately.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Are there new bosses or kind of like new projects
or anything going on at work that would be one
of those like team bonding type situations, not that.
Speaker 6 (30:40):
I know of.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Is that the only reason why you think he's cheating
cause he's coming home sober?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Well, now there's more than that, Like he's really protective
over his phone like he sets it face down and
he has his notification silence.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
He's never done that before.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Like, that's always a sign when somebody starts treating their
phone differently.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
Right, And then on our credit card there was a
charge for a fancy restaurant and I asked him what you.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Didn't go with me? Like, what what are you doing?
And he's like, oh, it's a work thing. He's a
really nice restaurant for being a work thing.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, and then why would he be paying if it
was a work thing?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Is he treating you different?
Speaker 14 (31:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I mean like I asked for details about this, and
he just dodges the question and he changes the subject.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
So when you ask him about it, he's just like
defensive about it.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Yeah, like yeah, just I mean not even defensive. He
just like doesn't acknowledge it, dodges the question and moves
on to another subject.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Never, never have.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You ever tried going with him to these happy hours?
Speaker 6 (31:48):
You know, I never never thought about it.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
I mean, he just started this, so this never even
dawned on me to ask to go with him. I
mean that's an idea.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, it's also probably like not the easiest to get
in there right away, especially if it's a work thing.
So physically, like, is he affectionate with you right now?
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
He is.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Yeah, I mean that hasn't changed. Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
Is still good. It's just he's been evasive about this.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
I mean we've been together for three years, we have
a dog together, you know, like it's been a really
good relationship.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
To lately it's changed and I don't know what to think.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay, well, we'll.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
See if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at. So we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those flowers to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, yeah, we'll play a song come back,
(32:53):
and then get you to catch a sheet right after this,
if you're.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Just joining us for to catch teeter.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Danielle is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend Evan of three years might be messing around, so
We're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend, Danielle or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Danielle, why don't you break
down your situation one more time real quick.
Speaker 7 (33:22):
Well, it's just lately he's good at these work happy hours,
but he comes home stobers. It's not like he's drinking
at them. And then he's just been weird about his phone,
like setting it face down, silencing notifications, and anytime that
I ask him about these things, he just evades it
and like just change the subject and.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Won't answer my questions. It's just a weird behavior.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
No, we don't love that.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:49):
I am? I am.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Okay, here we go. Hey, this is Corbett calling from
I was looking for an awards card member named Evan. Evan,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
(34:12):
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's
big winner.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Awesome. Oh that's cool. I'm awesome.
Speaker 10 (34:19):
Yeah, I didn't know you guys did things like this.
This is ready.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah. Every single month we choose one Lucky Rewards member
who gets free gift for the month, and you have
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want with in the fifty United States
absolutely free.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
That's that's amazing. Yeah, No, that's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
And all I need from you is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to,
and then we'll see if you want to put anything
on a card. And then after that I'll get the
address and we'll be get to go.
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Great, all right, can you address it to I am
a Emma and you can yes, if you've been right
in the card. Just you have been absolutely amazing. Thank
you for everything, and I can't wait to see you
tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Great. I got that down, And now I'll let you
know that your girlfriend Danielle is on the phone and
probably ask questions for you.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Emma. Oh what what Evan?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment called to Catch a cheater where
if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to. So that's what
this is.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
And back to who's Emma?
Speaker 7 (35:38):
This is not and Jane, you're obviously cheating on me
with a girl named Emma.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
What is going on? No? What are you doing here?
Speaker 10 (35:49):
This is a radio show me.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Why do you think I'm cheating? Why would you set
this up?
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Because you're like hiding your phone all the time, putting
it face down. You're going to work happy hours yet
and you don't even come home with any alcohol in
your breath. You're like totally sober. So how do I
believe that you're really going to work happy hours? And
why are you doing it all of a sudden?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Maybe this is I don't I think this is nuts.
This is absolutely crazy.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
I don't think it's so crazy. You just sent flowers
to another.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Woman you can't wait to see them.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Look, look, can you just give me a minute to explain, please?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Yeah, I would love to hear what you have to say.
Speaker 15 (36:30):
All right, So, Emma is the new dog trainer, right?
I hired a dog trainer because Danielle, as you know,
you've been complaining about the dog's behavior for months, right,
and I dot that you know, Emma would help us
train the dog.
Speaker 10 (36:51):
I mean, especially's nois but I'll let me train the dog.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
So you've been giving that a secret though?
Speaker 15 (36:55):
Why I wanted to be a surprise for Danielle that Rocky,
which is our dog's name. I want to be surprised
and that Rocky has gotten this training.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Yeah, I'm not are you? I can't even believe this?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Like what then? Why is the secret restaurant charge? Why
all the late nights? What's up with being so sneakert
kid with your phone all of a sudden.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Look, okay, the restaurant that was just a thank you dinner,
you know, for the dog.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
Yeah, I mean trying to. You know, she's really helping
us out. Rocky's coming a long.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Way, all right. What do you want me to say?
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Like I'm trying a decent thing to give her a.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Thank you dinner.
Speaker 7 (37:47):
That's complete. Well, our doctor isn't even trained at all.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
He's still being trained, that's the thing.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
Like he's not done with his training. He's still being trained.
Speaker 15 (37:57):
I just thought it'd be nice to take her out
after the lesson, Uh, to have dinner as a thank you,
and you're not training the dog yet. The dog is training, okay,
I mean he's training. Just just give me a break,
all right. I just wanted to Fickre out for a thank.
Speaker 7 (38:13):
You dinner at a fancy restaurant as a thank you.
Speaker 10 (38:18):
It wasn't that nice of a restaurant.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
It wasn't It wasn't like a fancy place. She's in
a regular restaurant.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
We've been there a thousand times, nobody. I mean, you know,
it's just that I wanted to go because that's what
I was craving.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
If I was to send somebody flowers show me trained dog,
I also wouldn't be like I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
There's just a lot of play. It's just a lot
of them gratitude towards this trainer.
Speaker 10 (38:42):
Yeah, no, I don't say that about her. I mean,
like she she works hard, Okay, you know, she's a
she's really good at what she does too.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
All Right, you're a foolish I don't believe you like
a fancy restaurant for a dog trainer, and then you're
like defending her right now.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Oh yeah, like like you know, like you doing this
with me with this you know, this whole thing that
you set up with the radio station.
Speaker 15 (39:09):
I mean, come on, you know, what's that about. Like,
if you're gonna already accuse me of cheating, I might
you know, I might as well just be cheating on you.
I might as well just do it what I'm trying
to do something nice and take care of our dog.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
And she just gets suspicious and does this put dog
together to train it in private and secret. Because also
if you're a dog owner, wouldn't Danielle need to know
the commands for the dog.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Danielle, I'll talk to you later, will you.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
I don't think he's uh, Danielle, Danielle, I'm sorry, Oh
my god, do you believe him?
Speaker 7 (39:52):
No? I don't believe one word he say, like training
our dog in private.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
And sending flowers to that person.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
And take you to a restaurant and it hasn't taken
meet your restaurant in like two weeks. I mean come on.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, at this point, I feel like you need to
confront this so and so dog trainer just to get
confirmation so you don't kick yourself later. Even though this
is sounding really off.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
Yeah, it's totally filing off. Yeah, I'm going to figure
it out. I mean, but thank you for doing this,
or I wouldn't have known.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Sorry, it sucks, but hopefully he's telling the truth. I mean,
it doesn't sound like he is to me, but hopefully
he is. Yeah, all right, good luck find out.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
It's time for ITAs. What's trending?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Focus Friend is trending. It's the number one downloaded free
app right now. And see if you understand exactly what
it does. The idea is to get you off of,
you know, the doom scroll. It wants to give you
something else to look at while you're on your phone.
And it's called Focus Friend. And here is the guy
that created it, YouTuber hand Green, explaining what exactly it does.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
It's an half that installs a bean on your phone,
and the bean really wants to spend more time knitting.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
My bean is a cat.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
I SeeMe the gummy bean because my real cast name
is gummy Bear.
Speaker 15 (41:07):
Anyway, you can focus for an amount of time and
that will let the bean make socks for scars, and
then you can trade those socks for scarves in for
more furniture in the bean's room.
Speaker 11 (41:16):
It's called Focus friend, it's on the App Store, and
obviously you want this.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
You understand it.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Raising a bean?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
You're raising kind of kind of this kind of aris
me like my little farm game.
Speaker 15 (41:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Does it like shut down everything else on your phone
while you're messing with the bean?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Probably? Yes, you have to just like leave the screen
open so you can let the bean go. You're only
trying to mess with the bean and nothing else, right, Okay,
you just your focus is entirely on the bean. It's
not what I thought this app was going to be about. No, yes, either,
I just don't fully understand it. Yeah, but if you're interested,
(41:52):
it is the number one downloaded app. Again, it's all
I focus, friend, Yeah, I've seen pictures of the bean.
It's kind of cute, is it. It's cute little bean.
Focus on the beam. Don't kick your eyes off the beam.
There's going to be a new smartphone that will be
able to block in appropriate pictures. So this is a
new tool that prevents kids or anybody else from getting
(42:13):
stuff that you don't want. Because you always talk about
all the time, like the unsolicited package pits and like
all that kind of stuff that you get. Now with
this new smartphone, it's going to be able to block
all of that stuff. Oh but it looks like it's
a completely different phone. It's not a download or it's
not an app, like you have to have a special phone.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
I mean, if you think about it for your kids.
I don't know if I would want to give a
kid like a full iPhone. There's too many things that like, Yeah,
they can go down like rabbit holes. There's too I
feel like worried some things. So honestly, I would probably
do that because it's a seperate phone. I think it's
a great phone for a kid. I don't know what
adults they want that, but maybe no, I would consider
a starter. Plus, they'd probably never use it. They wouldn't
be on their phone much because all their friends have iPhones.
(42:49):
You know, they wouldn't want to take it out in
front of their friends. So you'd like, you have a
phone to contact me. But good luck wanted to use it.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Actually, it's kind of genius because then they're gonna live
exactly remember that happened. I know we're doing the guys,
we're just different.
Speaker 6 (43:06):
Jubels dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 6 (43:12):
Yes I do. Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
I live in a nice neighborhood and I had this
next door neighbor, this female next door neighbor who was
like extremely hot. One day, just kind of out of nowhere,
I happened to be at a window that was facing
her house and I saw her in the window facing me,
(43:37):
and she was undressing, okay, and so she didn't see me,
and so I, you know, I'm I'm a male.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
I was watching her and having a.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Nice little show.
Speaker 6 (43:49):
And this went on for a while. This went on
for a while, and then one.
Speaker 8 (43:54):
Time when she was doing it, she just looked straight
at me, so she knew I was watching her, and
that freaked me out for a second. But then she
like continued and was like putting on a little show
for me, okay, And so I was like, okay, I'll
take that. And so yeah, I was enjoying the show.
(44:17):
And this goes on for a while, and uh and
in one time when I'm watching, you know, when we're
having our little show, Uh, I noticed that her she's married,
and I noticed that her husband comes in and uh,
so I kind of duck out of the way a
little bit so I can't be seen by him. And uh,
and they start kind of, you know, putting on a
(44:38):
little show with each other. And then at one point
I see the husband look over at me showing you know,
so he knows what's going on. Okay, and so he
so he and the wife were putting on this show
you know for me.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (44:59):
Uh so okay, Well that was nice. And the thing is,
you know, we see each other as neighbors. We don't
talk about it. It's just like something that it as
far as when we were out in the open, you know,
it's not happening. But then my dirty little secret is
that about once a week I'll hear something at the
(45:20):
window and uh, you know, like clockwork once a week.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
Uh, these these two put on a.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Little show for me and nobody knows about you.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
And then.
Speaker 8 (45:33):
We see each other outside of that and we just
you know, it's like it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
They don't put a tip jar outside with tom on it. Tips.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Sure,
all right, Bud, what's your dirty little secret?
Host
Jubal Fresh
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