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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who's excited to go to work today? Yeah, the Jewel Show.
Anybody who's super excited to be going to work today? Okay,
that sounds good. Yeah. I asked the question because we
all call out sick from time to time, and there's
a trend going viral of people sharing the most ridiculous
reasons that they've called in to miswork. It sounded so fake,
(00:23):
their bosses didn't believe them, but they were actually real. Oh,
we'll go over and next so you can pull over
to the side of the road and wait to hear
some minspos so you can call into your job and
be like, nah, not today, Satan. Right after this, it's
the Jewel Show. I got my finger bit by a
squirrel while tossing a coffee cup into a parking garage
trash can and had to call in sick to work.
(00:45):
My boss didn't believe it's the Jewel Show. You imagine.
I feel like that's a text message we got in
at four one oh six to one because there's a
trend going viral of people sharing the reasons they had
to call out for work that were so crazy that
their boss didn't believe them. They weren't actually fake, which
sucks because you know when you call into work when
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you're feeling fine and you just want to take the
day off, it's always stressful, right, You're like, they're gonna
know them lying, But when you actually have to call
in sick and it's a ridiculous excuse, like a squirrel
bit my fingertip?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Do you even say that? Are you panicked or are
you matter of fact saying well, I won't be in
today but my finger I would rather just make up
something else. I'd be like, Man, I got a cold.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm not telling anybody that a squirrel attacked me while
I was throwing away a coffee cup. Remember the viral
video of that kid, Yeah texted four to one oh
six one. Have you had to call in sick to
work for a ridiculous reason? And we'll go over some
of the top responses right now from this trend. One
says I was once late to work because I was
glued into my apartment.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They replaced the carpet in the common hallway overnight and
we're a little too enthusiastic with the glue by my door.
I had to wait until maintenance arrived at eight pm.
They were glued inside their apartment all day long, and
your boss didn't believe them that they were glued in. Guys,
I won't be here tomorrow. I'm going to be glued
in my house. If you want to call him stick
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to work with infell for you, just tell me you
got glued into your apartment all day. Another person said
that my grandparents had a medical emergency years ago where
one got stuck on the toilet and the other tried
to help, and then they both fell, and I called
my employer, but my employer didn't believe me because it
sounded like an snl skit. They fell and they can't. Kid,
(02:36):
that's life when you get older man trying to help
them and off the toilet because they can't get off
the toilet, and you both fall, and now your grandkid
has to call him stick to work for.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I feel a aage with grandparents that's like a free beat,
like yes, take off work like I old.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Someone else said they worked in retail fifteen years ago,
and a guy called in sick to say he had
a nightmare and didn't think he'd be able to go
back to sleep and come in work five hours later.
He was planning ahead, thinking smart, My.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Nephew will not go to school on nights that he
has nightmares too. Really, yeah, I mean he's five, he
needs a sleep.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
We're going over some of the most ridiculous reasons that
people have called in sick to work that were actually true,
but their bosses didn't believe that. One says I was
running a shift and had a girl call in six
saying she was too distraught to work because Zane had
left one direction.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Oh now, I feel like that was kind of like
my grandma really did pass. I ended up crying into work,
being like, hey, like, I can't come in. My boss
did not believe me, like fully, and I was bawling
on the phone and I'm like that no, and she
was like, which way. I can't hear you. What are
you saying? So are you coming into work? Like I
don't understand what you're doing right now. I was like, no,
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I'm not coming in right now, and she just oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He was like, thanks, Jessica, I'm fine, Thanks for asking. Yeah,
my family will be okay.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Said what this person said. They said I had to
call in one time because my stairs were gone. What
drugs were they on? He says, of course it was
a huge violation by the condo. But they had no
way out of their second story. I'm somehow the condo
removed the stairs overnight. It says what that happened to me?
(04:21):
Said Their boss demanded photos to show proof that they
had no stairs to get out of their place. Well,
that is a little questionable. I don't think I believe
that either.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm like, did you not go to sleep yet?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Like?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Is this the party continued?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Or what?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You have a ladder something? The rope shut?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Someone once said I once had an employee call to
say they'd be laid because a plane hit their car.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It turns out they lived next to a small private
airfield and a drunk pilot was coming into the land
and mistook the road for the open runway. What, oh
my gosh, how.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Do you mistake that there's cars on the road there's
nothing on a runway?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And somebody didn't believe that that's too specific? Fake.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, the more specific you got with I'd be like, okay, yeah,
you're cool, honestly not lying. If it was just a cough,
I might question it, right right. Another person said they
had to call in sick to work because they dropped
a frozen turkey on their bare foot. Hey man, I've
ever done that and that? Have you done that?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes, I was still walking and I was fine, but
it hurts my whole tole in black.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Another person said they had to call in sick to
work once because they got fake nails for the first
time for a wedding and they were in the shower
exfoliating their face and they stuck one of the fake
nails up their nose on accident and sliced their nose
and it was bleeding a tone, and then from that
moment on they were called Edward Scissorhands at work for
the rest of the time they worked there. Yes, rightfully.
(05:45):
So it's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Morning the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Hello, Yeah, Hello, it's Peedecons from Triple A. We are
out at the location where your car has been reported
to be. You have a flat tire and nobody is there,
so are you still at the location? You're a month late,
month late. I wouldn't know. We just got to call in.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Uh no, you're a month late because I called you
guys a month ago with the.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Flat tire when I was in the midd Olver Road.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
So wrong number then you got it too late, but thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, So I'm confused. Can you say that one more time?
I'm very confused.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
I don't want what do you mean say you?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I called you guys a month ago about a flat tire,
and you guys never came and I was standing there
for two hours.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
So and now you're calling me a month later.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Uh No, the report I have here says that your
car is on the side of the road with a
flat tire, and.
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Well it's not there. So it's not there because it
was there a month ago.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So you're putting in a false call in Was it
a false report?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I never put Okay, first off, I never put in
a false call. I called you guys a month ago
and told you about it. I called you four time,
nobody picked up.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
I also emailed, nobody got back. So it's your I
don't know what's going on with you guys, but it's
a month late.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Okay, So I see. Well, unfortunately, you know you are
a remember with us, and we do have a fee
for a false report, and our driver is out there
now and uh there's no car. So I don't know
what else.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
To do but charge you for kidding, right, you're kidding
right now? Oh well, I guess I'm not paying anything.
I'm not I'm not paying anything, and I'm about to
hang out right now.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Okay, So we'll go ahead and auto We'll go ahead
and auto draft that charge.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
No, No, I'm not paying any thing because I was
there a month ago.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
There's clearly no car there, right, there's nothing that's.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
An imagery situation to you.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
No car, no car, and it's a no show, so right,
because you were a no show months ago.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, So how am I to know that you didn't
just get the tire fixed and go on your way
and not tell us.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
Oh yeah, because I love to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, And now you're saying it's a month late.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
You were a month late. I called you a month
ago with a flat tire.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I even, you know what, I can.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Call my husband.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
That's fine. I could call my husband.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Right now and we can and we can talk about
and he can literally confirm with that. If you don't
believe me, if you think I'm just sitting here lying, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So I've got to had an auto draft of the
fee of four hundred and fifty dollars from your account.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
So no, you're better Yeah, I'm canceling my account right now.
I am talking to my lawyer, and I'm throwing in
a boneit because at this point this is this.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Is okay, she's just straight.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
If I'm hearing you correctly, you are a no show
and now you want to cancel with us.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
No, you're not.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Clearly, you have listening problems. I am canceling my account
and withdrawing my loyalty to from you guys, because you
are a bud company.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, all right, well I can go ahead and process
that for you. So on top of the four hundred
fifty dollars feet for the no show, it's a seven
hundred dollars charge to cancel.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Do you hear me?
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Nothing, You're not going to charge my card.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You're absolutely not going to charge And I promise you
I will sue your entire company. Do you hear me?
Speaker 9 (09:43):
I do sue you.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
So I don't think you hear me.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I'm going to sue you.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
You are the worst company ever.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Uh huh uh huh.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I hope you hear that.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
I hope you get it through your sick god.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Kelly. This is actually Jubil from the Jewel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your husband says you
up what he said that you got a flat tire
last month and they never.
Speaker 8 (10:05):
Showed up, so you wanted it's shaking right now.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
You wanted to with you.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
I'm going to kill them.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone frames. It's time
for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Southwest Airlines has been making some changes and it's thrusting
some people out. One of them you may have heard
about already is the assigned seating. When that rolls out
January twenty seventh, the same day that rolls out, there
will also be refunds for a second seat that will
only be given in the Okay, let me back up.
They're changing their refund policy for plus sized passengers.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh, I didn't know that they had one.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I had one either, But apparently if you are trying
to get one, it has to be given within the
first ninety days after your flight. And then there's rules
about where the seats were bought.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh well, that's but that's normal.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
With other airlines, Like the first ninety days you have
to request a refund or something like that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
But if the flight isn't and the flight has to
have not been sold out. So basically, what I'm understanding
is that if you were before plus size and you
had bought two seats to make sure that you were comfortable,
if the flight wasn't sold out completely, you could have
gotten a refund for that second seat that you bought.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Now that's going away, gotch.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You might have made that sound more confusing than it is,
but just know that they're changing their refund policy for
plus sized passengers.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
But why are they also having us picked seats?
Speaker 10 (11:26):
Like that?
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Was one of the Southwest's biggest thing is that they
don't have.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
To pick their seats kind of, so you can just
go sit wherever you want. And that's really nice because
even if you have.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
Like a B or a C number, you can possibly
still get a window seat if you just go all
the way to the back of the plane.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
And I was really excited about that.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
It always really stressed me out though, like if you
were flying with somebody, like would we be able to
sit next to each other? Am I going to be
stuck in the middle because I'm a whatever? So second early,
I mean, yeah, or have an assigned seat and you
never have to stress about it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, then you got to pay for it. Well, you
got to pay for anything anyways.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The funny part is is how all the Southwest Airlines
like commercial sworder like yay, your seat is already a sign, like.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
It's a brand new thing, look the crazy thing we created.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
So you also may be volunteering to stress yourself out
a little extra, not just when you fly, but while
you're gaming. Thanks to research, we now know that Mario
Kart is the most stressful.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Game to play.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Apparently your heart rate raises over thirty two point eight
perspecting that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
It's Have you all played Mario Kart? Dude? It is
exciting though, especially if you're coming down the last last
few seconds.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Oh and you're so close to the finish line and
you're like first and second.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Place, been hanging on to a shell. No, you're just
gonna box someway on your way. But then you throw
it wrong. Oh, you just stressed yourself out? Are you
living it? But is it stress? Or that sounds like adrenaline?
Is that the same thing? Stress and adrenaline?
Speaker 12 (12:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Still we stress, I guess you know. Especially if you
don't win, then you go down the whole rabbit hole
of shame and all that stuff. What am I doing?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Do anything?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Right?
Speaker 13 (13:03):
I can't do anything like a loser? Yeahs escalated the
top three. Dude, Well, don't let yourself get to that level.
Enjoy thegiikes. Nothing makes you feel worse than when wall
Owigi gets one over on you. That one just hurts, Like,
(13:24):
I guess I haven't played it all, but I love
watching you guys do that. So if you feel those
those emotions or worse.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You have to be Wallawigi. For I would want to
be Wallawigi. You accidentally picked and you're like, oh, dang it,
can you just change it?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
But if you forget and you accidentally click on wall
because you're just your friends are rushing you, you don't
know who you want to be?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well I'm sorry, Yeah, talking about it here fun. I
don't want to be stressed out. That's what's trying. First
Day to follow Up powered by the Advocates Injured Attorneys Online.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Lacey is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Matt.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call Matt and
see if it tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her another date. But first, Lacey, how long
has it been since you heard from Matt?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (14:17):
Yeah, honestly, it's been a couple of weeks, which I
don't really understand.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, well have you tried to get a hold of
him at that time? Like, see, okay I did? I did?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah, So, like I I texted him a couple of times,
you know, just like a casual like, hey, how's your
week going? You know, nothing like desperate, But yeah, it's
been two weeks and uh, you know, in dating months
that that feels like dating time.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
That feels like two months.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
So, I mean, we had an amazing We had an
amazing date, and like you know, I've dated guys where
the connection feels kind of flat and forced and stuff.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
But with him, like I really I felt an immediate spark,
which is so rare, and we were like speaking the
same language, like without even trying.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
It was we had this like magnetism.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I don't know how else to describe it. And I
would just hate to see that go. Such a hard
thing to come by.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It really is. I hate that. But why don't you
tell us about that day? Why don't you tell us
about the day? How did it go?
Speaker 9 (15:27):
I would love to.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah, So we went to this like really blanky cocktail lounge.
It was I mean it was like velvet couches and
like candlelit.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
It was very.
Speaker 9 (15:38):
Romantic, like upscale.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
You know.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
The bartenders were in like fancy vests and.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Oh my gosh, and Matt it's just like one of
those like annoyingly handsome guys like who sometimes you know
somehow just like makes eye contact feel like flirting, you know,
like like it just like pierces your soul. And we
had these likeridiculous drinks that like came in teacup, which
was like so cute. We were just like laughing all
(16:06):
the time. He was like teasing me about being too extra.
When I asked the bartender to like torch my lemon
peel longer, you know, we were we already had this
like banter going.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
You could really like feel it. And I had this feeling.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
I remember thinking like, oh my gosh, I bet these
people around us, I think we've been dating for a
really long time.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Oh you guys just flowed like that.
Speaker 9 (16:30):
Yeah, And there was kissing a little more than a
little more than kissing. But you know, I won't I'll
spare you the details.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
But he's a really really good kisser, which is just
all adding to like why I'm so confused, because it
was like one of the best first dates I've ever had.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Is there anything that you can think of at all
that would be the reason that he would be ghosting?
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Maybe because I took a selfie during the date, like
a boat, like a both of us.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
Oh yeah, I mean, but I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
I mean, he laughed, like, but maybe he thought it
was like too aggressive to be, you know, posting about
us or you know, even just taking a photo of us.
But maybe he thinks I'm like, you know, already planning
our wedding or.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Something like that. It didn't feel that way, you know. Yeah,
really good selfie.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
By the way, did you post it anywhere?
Speaker 12 (17:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
No, no, I just it was just for like my
own memories.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Got you, Okay, I can I think I was really good.
You can be like, hey, baby, is this is when
Dec and I met?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
You know?
Speaker 9 (17:34):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Okay, Well, we'll see where you figured it out for
you cut, We'll play us on come Back and then
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay,
thank you, all right, we'll get your first day follow
up right after this. Right in the middle of your
first day followup, if you're just joining us, Lacey is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy
named Matt. So we're about to call him and see
(17:57):
if that's a us why he's ghosting her, and maybe
get her second date. But before to do that, lazy,
why don't you catch us up on your date again
real quick?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah, So Matt and I went to this really twinky
cocktail lounge and got some drinks together, and it was
just like so viby and romantic, and he was making
eye contact the whole time.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
We were laughing, we were you know, poking fun at
each other. It was there was kissing, there was a
little more than kissing. And I just have no idea,
like what possibly could have caused him to ghost Do.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You think it might be because of the selfie that
you guys have.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I think that's literally the only thing I can think
of about that potentially.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, wired me out of somebody took a selfie with
me on the first date, something I could see myself doing.
But I understand why people might be. It's okay, lazy,
I feel you. Are you ready for McCall? Yes, okay,
here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Matt. Please, Hey, Matt,
(19:08):
how are you? This is a radio show. It's called
the Jebel Show. What's up?
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Matt?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm Nina. Hi, I am Victoria and my name's Jubel.
Oh wow, I love that reaction every day. Have you
ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I have?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I have. This is awkward and surprising, sweet?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Thank you? Well, Matt, guess what.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
What?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting.
Isn't that fun?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Is this about Lacey?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes, okay, it is about Lacey. So we talked to Lacey.
She told us about your date, you know, said that
she really likes you a lot of top things were great,
but cannot figure out why you're ghosting her. Do you
mind telling us?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah? Okay, this is going to sound ridiculous, but I
swear it threw me off. Okay, So halfway through the date,
she licked the rim of her cocktail glass like like
slowly like and while maintaining eye contact, and truth be told,
(20:15):
I panicked, like I was well, like in my head
I was like, was that a move or was there
sugar stuck there? Like I didn't know how to handle it.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Okay, it would be kind of funny for the movement
that change how you how you view it, Like is
it because it's a move that you are uncomfortable?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I just didn't know if like if she was messing
with me or if that's just how she drinks. It
was it was like a scene of a movie that
I wasn't prepared for.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Like she was giving you a signal or something.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I don't know. And that's yeah that I mean, that's why.
That's like literally why I haven't called it back because
like I was like, I can't read it.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
This means like how bad of a lick was it? Right?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Like I said, it was intense? It was aggressive, almost
animal lesk, like like like did she.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Pick the glass up and like lick it from top
to bottom for like all the around.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
It was like around the ram like she picked it up,
but like the whole time like looking at me, yes, yeah,
he just threw me off.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
It was.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
It was wild.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
How many times does she make it around the rim?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
I didn't even count because it was one of those things.
I was like, do I watch this?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Like I couldn't look away? But I also felt weird
looking at it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, okay, if it's what I'm picturing in my head
right now, I could see how that would be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, I also see how I kind of dig it,
you like, staring you down just like.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
This.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Okay, but that's the reason.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's it. That's the reason.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Okay. Well, guess what, Matt, I mean, you listen to these,
but I'm not sure if you remember that Lacy is
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Oh, I guess I should have known.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
Hi, Hi Lacy, Hey Matt. Sorry, so I heard the
whole thing. You're you vanished over a glass licking?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Is that really? Yes?
Speaker 11 (22:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Correct?
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Yes, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
One second, okay, sorry, I was just taking a sip
of water and licking the bottle. Who yeah, Matt, No,
I I was not seducing you. There was literally cinnamon
sugar on the rim, like you said, So, I'm not
going to be wasteful, you know, And and honestly, like
even if I even.
Speaker 9 (22:55):
If I was trying to seduce you, why wouldn't you
lean into that?
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Like this is kind of crazy that that you're going
to be so like anti flirtation, Like this is a
little weird.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
It was intense and like you locked eyes like you
were issuing a challenge.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
Well maybe I was. Maybe I was issuing a challenge
and maybe you failed.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Oh I don't fail.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
You don't fail, Okay, prove it.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
I mean you think I'm beautiful. You know I'm funny,
I'm hilarious, I smell amazing. Like, give me one good
reason that that you shouldn't want another date? I'm serious, Matt.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Would you like to go on another day with Lazy?
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Well, here's here's the thing is is not like being
in control and you make that very hard.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, just sounds scared all around.
Speaker 11 (23:52):
Power.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Please, I'd rather be like a you know, hey, lady,
a glass for me.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Thank you, lady.
Speaker 9 (24:10):
You know you better watch out. I might lick your
glass next time, Okay, but.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Only if I give you permission. I'm not like that
all the time. I do like to be in control
of certain things, though, you know, guys are so complicate,
so you know, I can be in control if there's
a time for me to be in control, is right?
You know we can do that for you, lady.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Alright, well, what do you think, lazy? It sounds like
Matt's down for another day? Yeah, that is that? A yes?
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Wow, I didn't think we get to this point.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
But hey, okay, all right, congratulations another day, lady.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
I'm all in.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
I'm sorry that the glass looking threw me off the floor,
but uh now I'm all in and I'm ready to
show you.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Oh Matt, oh, I love that.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Hey, where's something that makes women stare at you?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
So I can get jealous?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
What I got? Just the thing, Lady.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Jubiles, first day fault.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're
an intellectual?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Don't you wait?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria. Mira is
in a game of trivia for Teddy Swims tickets. So
call us up right now if you want to play.
Eight eight eight three four three one one eight eight
eight three four three one O six one. You can
also dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what
(25:56):
it takes to put Victoria in her place. Yes, do it.
I just have a song stick in my head. And
what song is it?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
He showed Jubil and you need an otter song right
before we went on air, and he goes, somebody come
get she's dancing like an odd Hey, somebody come get me.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I mean, it's a video of an otter scratching. It's
back on a pole, but it looks like it's stripping,
and it's hilarious. It's amazing. If you want to play
you for Victoria, call up right now. We'll play right
after this. It's a Jubile show.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Challenged Aaron.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with?
Speaker 9 (26:41):
You're a virgin who can't.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Try time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramira is
in a game of trivia for Teddy Swim's tickets. One second.
It was a great ticket, though. Call up if you
want to play eight at eight three four three eight
(27:03):
eight three four three one o six one. Our phone
lines are empty, or there's a problem with our phone lines.
No one want to play me. Guys. They were ringing
when I said to call at the beginning, and now
there's nobody on them. Maybe they were too scared to
put you in your place?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Are you scaring or they're just too scared to play
me a the're so intimidated.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
We gotten to the point where I've just too good
and everyone else is like, Nope, I don't think I
want to go up against that heated Here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
The fire's too hot. Now the phone lines are ringing.
I really eat fire's too hot. That's awkward. Yeah, look
at that sizzle. I'm just trying to get back to
paying attention to the show. Victoria and I've been watching
animal videos on TikTok the stop. They're so okay amazing.
(27:53):
When I'm quietly judging in the corner. There's one TikTok
account the Doug does dog podcasts, and it's als. It's
just dogs ripping on each other.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Cat one right now, and it like when the dog's like,
mouth's open, it looks like they're laughing, and the cat's
like we actually clean ourselves the dogs like, bro, didn't
they find you in a dumpster where they're still going?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
All right, let's meet today's contestant for universe Victoria. Andy.
What's up? Andy?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
How are you good? Are you good?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Are you ready to take on Victoria? I think so?
Be honest, We're scared. No never, ok we go. We're
gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, Andy,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go, Andy,
(28:44):
your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Before he was the front man for Foo Fighters, Dave
Grohl was the drummer for which band.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Girl Damn?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
What year was the first New Year's Eve Ball drop
in New York City? What is Goofy's son's name?
Speaker 10 (29:03):
Oh path?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The famous statue Christ the Redeemer overlooks which city?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Rio Daves Andiro.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Ryan Reynolds was once married to which Marvel actress.
Speaker 10 (29:15):
Charlo Johanson.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Nice? All right, got that? In good job, Andy, We'll
bring Victoria back into the studio, And while she's getting
settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, here's a
question for you, Andy. Would you rather go to prom
with Darth Vader or Voldemort? And why?
Speaker 11 (29:36):
I guess darth Vader because I could just mock his
boys the whole day, like talking about going with somebody
I can't talk about.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Oh that's true. Yeah, it would be awkward and we'd
be like, well, who's your date? Can't talk about him?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Oh is that really supposed to talk about him? Voldemort? No, yeah,
he should not be named thank you. Oh mama, come on,
get together, Victoria. Who would you rather go to prom? Dulpha,
Darth Vader or Voldemort? Yes, it's Terrry Potter.
Speaker 10 (30:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
It's kind of like because darth Vader has a fun
wand I can play with, but Baltimore has a cool
little wand so it's like with more a lightsaber or
a wand what I guess.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
We know what you're doing after prom?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Dree?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Like that all right?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Like legit?
Speaker 9 (30:25):
What is cool?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
It?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I guess what do you want? A lightsaber or wand
those are both really cool? One ass spells and one
All right, here we go thirty seconds answer. There's many
questions possible. If you don't know when, just say passed
and you have to beat Andy out right when? And
Andy you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Before he was the front man for Foo Fighters, Dave
Grohl was the drummer for which band uh n c DC?
When was the first New Year's Eve ball drop in
New York City nineteen fifty? What is Goofy's son's name,
son uh moy? The famous statue Christ the Redeemer overlooks
which city the what city? City city Shiato. Ryan Reynolds
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was once married to which Marvel actress.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
It's Carl Johansen. What is the highest grossing Christmas movie?
Right where the Franks?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
No, I'm sorry, that's not no. I don't mean it.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
I don't mean it.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
We're the funny all right, Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Gabby Victoria got one Craig and
you got to congratulations victory all around. Good work. You
(31:49):
got Teddy Swim's tickets too. Congral. Alright, let's get the
answers now with.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Nina before Dave Groll was the front man for the
Foo Fighters. He was the drum in Nirvana.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
The first New Year's Eve ball drop in New York
City was in nineteen o seven. Dang it, Goofy's son's
name is Max. The famous statue Christ the Redeemer overlooks.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Rio de Janeiro.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Ryan Reynolds was once married to Scarlett Johansson and Doctor Seuss.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
The Grinch is the highest grossing Christmas movie. What we
Are There? The Franks Second Wear The Brain I Know
You was such a huge movie. Play you listen to
me the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if
you want to play, all you have to do is
dm us at the Jubeil Show or go to the
Jebeil Show dot com. It's time to catch a Cheater
(32:39):
Only on the Jubil Show. Ryan is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and he thinks that
his wife of six years, Vanessa, might be messing around.
So we're call her in a few minutes and see
if we can figure that out. But first, Ryan, I'm
sorry in that situation. Man, why do you think your
wife might be cheating?
Speaker 11 (32:55):
We were a great marriage. Every days, you know, for
the most first been going well, but then lately, you know,
with work and stuff, we've just been swamped and really
haven't been able to spend that much time together. So
we thought it'd be fun and maybe spice things up
by adding another girl. Okay, so yeah, since you know
(33:15):
it's another girl, I wanted to let her pick. And
we have this mutual friend.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Her name's Jenny.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
Like she's hung out with us, come with us, the bars,
drank with us, and you know, so like she knows there.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
So that's who she who she chose. And Jenny was
down for.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
So she was like neither of us had done this before,
and she was super nervous about it. She's never been
with another girl, so she was like drinking a little bit,
you know, and then we've drank a lot of smoked
a lot and she ended up getting too trash and
and it didn't end up happening. But since then, I
feel like, since didn't go down, like she's just been distant,
(33:54):
you know, like like I know my wife and you know,
I can tell what she's boreded. She's just like she
doesn't text me bad like she usually used to, and
it's just been very vague and she's just going out
a lot, and I don't.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Know, man, I just got this.
Speaker 11 (34:08):
It's like this pit of my stomach, like I could
feel it.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
So was that Jenny girl there that time when you
when you guys all were getting kind of messed up
before it was actually about to go down? Was she
also there prepared to let it go down and then
just it just never happened.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, okay, yeah, we were all.
Speaker 11 (34:22):
Hanging out, but then yeah, Vanessa just I think I
think she just was a little too nervous and then
you know, try to overcompensate by we just drank a
smoke a little too much and you know, so, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It just didn't happen. Do you think that she's spending
time with Jenny without you? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
I mean maybe, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Some sum's going on, Like I don't know if.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
It's with Jenny or with another guy or somebod. It's
just like I can tell when she's bored, like she's around,
it feels like she doesn't want to be there, you know,
So to.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You, boredom automatically goes to bedroom Like could boredom be conversation?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Could it be you?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah, it's not just better.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
It's more it's more like just like the way we
used to enjoy our company, and you know, it's just.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Stuff like that, and like her responses are.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Vague and quick, and you know, it's just been forever.
Speaker 11 (35:14):
Since we've had sex, and yeah, I don't know if
I you know, if I screwed something up, or like
I just I just missed, you know, that mischievous little
cycle that I married.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
And you know, of course some thumb's not there, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah, is she giving you any hints that she's that
anything else might be going on other than that she's
not kind of detached?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
No, I mean, it's just like I said, just her texts.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Are vague and short, and it's just like it's kind
of this ceiling, you know.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
And have you tried to find out in any other
way or is this your first attempt to like see
if you can figure it out.
Speaker 11 (35:52):
This isn't my first attempt to kind of figure things out,
like I you know, I just uh, I said, it's
just been ferver since we had sex, and it's just
like I don't want to be overbearing or whatever, you know,
because then like push her further away, you know.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, Well we'll try to figure out for you. You
already told us what grocery store you, guys, are a
Rewards Card member at. So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every month we choose one
lucky Rewards Card member who gets free flowers delivered from
a Florida department. We'll see if she sends those to
you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, cool, all right,
we'll play a song come Back and get your to
(36:25):
Catch teeter next right in the middle of Today's To
Catch a Cheeter if you're just joining us, Ryan is
on the phone and Ryan thinks that his wife of
six years, Vanessa, might be cheating. So in a second,
we're gonna call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store, that she's a Rewards card member, and say
that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our Florid apartment. We'll see if she sends those
(36:46):
to Ryan or to somebody else. But before we do that, Ryan,
why don't you refresh our memory on why you think
she's cheating.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
We want to spice things up in the bedroom and
we try to get our friend Jenny involved, but yeah,
she was really nervous my wife.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
And then you know, she.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Drank a lot, we smoked a lot, and she just
just ended again a little too trash and and it
didn't go down. But since then, like she's just been
distant and like, you know, I don't I don't know
what the deal is. It's like we haven't had sex
or forever. Her texts are just vague and like non responsive.
She says it's touchally bad right away like she used to,
(37:25):
and it's just, uh, yeah, it's just awkward.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
All right, man, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah? Okay,
here we go. Oh eh, Hi, this is Carble calling
from So. I was looking for our rewards card. Remember
(37:49):
named Vanessa.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (37:51):
Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Hey Vanessa, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're
this month's big winner. Thank you for shopping with this
oka of what what are you talking about? The flowers?
Speaker 8 (38:03):
The flowers?
Speaker 9 (38:04):
Okay, I won flowers.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member to
say thank you very much for being such a valued customer.
You've won thirty six long simmeryd Roses, box of candy
or chocolates and card to be delivered to anybody that
you want within the fifty United States of America. It's
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually, congratulations, Oh
that's awesome. Okay, yeah, thank you very much for shopping
(38:27):
with us.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
No, I love your course for sure.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Thank you. And here's how it works. I can take
the information down over the phone in just a matter
of minutes. If you will know who you want to
send them to right now, I can do that.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Yeah, No, I'm good. I know who I would want
to send that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Great, okay, let me just pull up my form here.
The first thing I would need would be the name,
the first and last name of the person that you
would like to send them to.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
Yeah, her name is Jenny.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Okay, Ginny. And is there anything you would like to
put on a card?
Speaker 9 (39:00):
Yeah, I keep it. Thanks for opening my eyes. Another
thing for you tonight.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yes, I can do that. And also just one more
small thing. I want to let you know that your
husband is on the phone. Listen to this what this
is actually the Jewbill Show. It's a radio show. My
name's Jewbil. Yeah, I'm Nina, I'm Victoria, and we do
a segment to catch a Cheater where if you think
your significant other might be cheating, you see you. They
send flowers too, and your husband Ryan is on the phone.
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Crap, we waited, ran Wait what you called the radio? Ryan?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (39:37):
I knew. I knew something was know because you're just
you've been You've.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Been so distant and like I could tell that something's
off with you.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
And I didn't know that was good. So I thought
maybe there was another guy or no, no, you are.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
A piece of crap. Seriously, you called the radio. Just
what what did you think? You thought I was cheating?
Speaker 7 (39:56):
He or something?
Speaker 9 (39:57):
That's really really you know rich coming from you.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Win definitely knew something was up.
Speaker 7 (40:02):
Well okay, uh, I don't know what you told these people,
But did you tell them about.
Speaker 8 (40:08):
What you did with Jenny?
Speaker 1 (40:10):
What did you do with Jenny?
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Oh, that's that's what I figured, That's what I thought.
So Ryan had this great idea that we should have
a threesome, and I passed out before anything happened, and
then I heard, you know, I called Jenny, the girl
who was there.
Speaker 9 (40:28):
I called her the next day and she was like, yeah, also,
I should probably tell you that me and Ryan hooked
up a little bit. You cheated Ryan, You are the
one you cheat.
Speaker 11 (40:40):
Yeah, we were drinking and we didn't have sex and
nothing like.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, we messed around with it.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Hey, I know exactly what you did, and me and
Jenny did the same stuff. So there you go. I
guess we're ethan and I really liked it.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
So, so did you do that to get back at
him or because you liked Jenny?
Speaker 7 (40:58):
I think at first it was back in him. And
also just like, okay, well, his whole thing was like
expand your horizons, like you should become more like liberated
or whatever.
Speaker 9 (41:07):
And so you know, if he thinks it's okay for
him to do it, then I should be able to
do it too.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
And really, well see, technically both cheated on each other
with the same person.
Speaker 7 (41:18):
He's going who started it, So he was when he
came up with the priest. He's the one who stuck
with her when I was. So you know, who's the
real one at fault here? I mean both of us obviously,
but you started it.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I know.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 11 (41:31):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I didn't tell you. I
feel terrible, but I just like, I don't want to
I don't want to continue the way things are going
with you, you know, being distant with me and my disengaged,
like it's been awful for me.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Well, I think it's crap that you cheated, And yeah,
I don't like it. I don't like the way this
is going either. I'm visitable right now with you and
I don't like to see there.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
The communication is starting to really open up. I just
have a question about that. Did you guys rules in
place before you walked into this thresomething like, did you
discuss that if one of you passes out you can
continue without the other one or whatever it is? Because
because what but I do know, Victoria anything, you can't
go into those types of Actually jewbol knows too, you
can't walk into those types of situations without having rules.
Speaker 7 (42:19):
Yeah, Ryan thought there was no reason to have rule
of real friends, it'll be fine whatever, And literally that
was not the case.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
There, and yeah, we.
Speaker 9 (42:29):
Can't go back from that.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
No, All right, Well, it looks like you guys have
a lot to talk about. Ryan, you got your answer,
and sorry, there's no flowers, Vanessa. Maybe they both got
to stop talking to Jenny, I'm not so.
Speaker 11 (42:43):
I think I don't the way six years of marriage.
Speaker 9 (42:47):
Yeah, okay, sure, listen, we have two options here. We
can call it quick because we cannot come back from this.
Things have changed now. But your other option is Jenny's
coming over here in about half an hour over here
and maybe have a consation. Have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
That competition is not going to be allowed to talk
and let us know how that threpled you out though.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Okay, well obviously, yeah, I'll to.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Okay, the Jewels shows to catch a cheater's time for
name is what's trending.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Turns out we may have a song of the summer
after all, No, we don't. What do you know about
k pop demon hunters?
Speaker 13 (43:27):
Well, go.
Speaker 12 (43:30):
This thing.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
If you know it, you know it.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
We're going.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I don't know it, but I do know that I've
heard a lot about k pop demon hunder Really know
what that means?
Speaker 10 (43:42):
Really?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Isn't it like an animated kid show? I'm so into it. Yes,
the song right here is called Golden Oh so good,
I'm so.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
My nephew told me this week, and he goes, if
you guys want to be number one on the radio,
you need to play K Pop Demon Hunter.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
I was like, all right, Cruisy, you're right, well just
for you.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
But it is streaming on Netflix and it appears to
be the number one box off title that Netflix has
just earned and it's eighteen year history. They also released
it into select theaters over the weekend and it ended
up crossing it.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
So it's a movie or a show. It's a movie, okay, yeah,
it's a movie.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
It is it.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
Animated? Is it anime?
Speaker 11 (44:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Anime?
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Okay, yeah, yeah, it's animated. It's so cute, Like my
niece and nephew already want to be that for Halloween.
And there's just all this fun stuff. And then I
was the cool.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Ante because I knew about it already. So I have
a bunch of nieces and NEPI started watching this Demon
Hunter anime series. But it's not the K Pop one.
This one's better. The soundtrack is so good. This one
doesn't really have music. It's just the guy you know
on demons and stuff like what brought you there? I
don't know. I saw it and I was like, I
want to check out some anime. Wait, So I was like,
which would be a good one? It said the Demon Hunter.
(44:56):
I think it's just called The Demon Hunter. But anyway, yeah,
so I started watching it. Yeah, but it's not the
K pop one. You'll like theives a little more fun.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
The soundtrack is actually so legit. I think the whole
thing is so like genius. Really, when I played this
in the car with the kids in the back and man,
we were jamming. It's so good. So anyway, congratulations this
to Netflix. And if you know, then you know, is
that what anime technically stands for?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Animated?
Speaker 9 (45:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Right, I think so. It's also a style. I was
very confused, but right now I just thought about it.
I was like, wait, anime animated? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (45:28):
It's animated, But I feel like anime is also a style.
I don't know, because people are really serious about it.
So for thirst of you anime enthusiasts, he asked the internet,
I will tell you about the new dating trend term
that you need to know.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Man, there have been a lot of these over the
past few weeks. Let's just not use any of them.
How about that. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
I think it's kind of fun to define them. Even
though all of these things have been done. Now you
know what you're doing, Like, right, Now the next one
is called trucking. This is when you date an ugly
person and you hope that by dating down they're gonna
treat you really well, but then they end up being
a jerk anyway, so now you're dating an ugly jerk,
so you just shrecked.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
People actually date someone like that they consider not attractive
because they think they're not going to be a jerk.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yes, yeah, that makes me really sad. And as I
was reading this, that makes me sad. I mean not
like if you're attracted to them.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I don't know. I don't. I don't like calling people ugly,
but like you can have an ugly soul, I don't. Yeah,
people do that. Holes come in all shapes and size.
You're right, they really, they really do.
Speaker 11 (46:29):
I think.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
I think sometimes people just want to know that they
have the upper hand in the relationship and then that
person's going to be nice and really loving.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
They're hoping that they'll be like a puppy dog because
they're hot and they're not or something like that.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Yeah, but there's something technically no wrong but not great
with that, because you just want to have an upper
hand in a relationship when it's supposed to kind of.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
That's probably a red flag right there. There's a lot
of self esteem issues going on here. Yeah, but anyway,
we'll come back. Well that's that, but before we go,
did you find the answer?
Speaker 3 (46:59):
Dam Oh? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
There's no single official definition of anime, but viewers, but
most viewers outside of Japan considered to be animation produced
in Japan. Oh, so, I guess that's what anime is,
animation produced in Japan.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
Thank you, Jules.
Speaker 11 (47:17):
Dirty little Secret?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (47:25):
I do.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
So.
Speaker 10 (47:27):
My boss is you know, real pain in the kind
of guy right always in your business, always trying to
follow up with, you know, just everything. You can't get
stuff done because he's always looking over your shoulder, right Yanks,
He's always got to be in it. Michael managing. So
I one time decided that I was going to take
(47:47):
care of this business because, uh, we had a meeting
coming up and we needed to be you know, on
this stuff. And I wanted to get this guy out
of my hair and get some free time, you know,
because he just little let it go. So I there
managed to slip some I slip something into his coffee.
Let me cut to the chase. There something in his coffee.
Speaker 6 (48:10):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
It was a laxative.
Speaker 10 (48:13):
So he put the laxative in there and he didn't
know and it all went and he went and drank
the stuff and it was fine. And we go into
the meeting, right and we're about halfway into the meeting
and he just bolts. He's got to get up and
out of there. Hes like, doors slam open and knees
out the door. Everybody's looking around, like what what's going on?
(48:35):
And I kind of said, all right, well, I guess
I'll handle this, and I step up and I do
the thing, and I finish out the meeting. I get
everything closed up. People are like cool, cool, that was nice.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
And we finished a.
Speaker 10 (48:47):
Half hour early. So then I had, you know, a
half hour time where the boss was just nowhere to
be found.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Well, he was somewhere to be found.
Speaker 10 (48:56):
He was in the bathroom. It's the bathroom the whole time.
So this just kind of left us with this nice
opportunity to just chill for about thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Nice. So are you gonna use laxative every time you
need a break?
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Well?
Speaker 10 (49:10):
Maybe not every time, because you know, I don't want
to hurt the guy.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
I don't want him in trouble. But I've done it
again since then.
Speaker 10 (49:20):
I couldn't do it like right away, but it's about
two weeks later and we didn't have a media or
anything and nothing important.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
But I just needed a little break, right, So I
did it again and he banged.
Speaker 10 (49:34):
He's got to get out.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
He gets out of there.
Speaker 10 (49:36):
And you know, got a little time to talk to
a new friend of mine over in it, and she
was she's pretty good, pretty good time there. What nobody
was around you?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
So you can flirt with a chick. That's the secretay,
you know, a little freedom, a little time, a little space.
Speaker 3 (49:58):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I should say, woman check. It's not appropriate, you.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Know, but it just you know, you can't do it
all the time.
Speaker 10 (50:06):
I don't want to get him hurt or anything, but
you know, it's free to sup for little things now
and again.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Wow, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
Hey, no problem, have a going what's
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Your dirty little secret?