The Full Jubal Show from August 26th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever done something ridiculous under the influence we
all have? Like I remember that one time I got
super wasted and hosted a radio show called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
This morning.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We counted I'm not drunk, You're drunk. I want to
fight anyway. One celebrity is in the headlines today for
something they did while intoxicated. And I'll just say this,
tidy whities, white cowboy boots Public Street, three o'clock in
the morning. Nice And there's video and audio of it.

(00:31):
Who is it and what happened? That has everybody on
the internet going what is not? So we'll play the
audio and tell you it is. Next, It's the Jewbele Show.
When's the last time you did something stupid while under
the influence of something other than the Holy Spirit?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's the Jewble Show.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Text in four one O six one or call us
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one celebrity is in the news this morning for something
that they did, unfortunately for us, probably unfortunately for them.
There's audio and video of the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
The celebrity is none other than Little nas X. What
you know hometown. Yeah, if you haven't seen the video,
I'll set the scene for you. It's three o'clock in
the morning on a street in LA and people started
reporting a man walking down the street wearing nothing but
tidy whitey underpants and white cowboy.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Boots, so basically shorts and boots. That, of course was
a little nas X. And here's the audio.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, no, hey to the party tonight where you know
where it's at.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Go ahead, babe, No, no, no, babe, go ahead, babe.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
He's just strutting down the street and somebody pulled over
to start filming him, because it's not often you're rolling
down the street and you just see a guy in
tidy whities and white cowboy boots stretting his stuff down
the street.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
No, not at all. So that was a random that
was talking to him. Yeah, no random person. Okay, No,
did I tell you to put the phone? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
That.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
But he doesn't sound drunk, other than the fact that
he's just going no, no, no, no, Like he sounds very lucid.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I know, he sounds like he's living his best life.
Actually I saw it. I wasn't mad at him at all.
I'm like, man, he looks like he's having fun. He's
just in tidy white. He's his white cowboy but.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
It's just man. I like how you can hear his heels.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
The party's okay, I get it, honey.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I am serving you and you better be at that party. Oh,
I don't know what party is talking about. At three
a m. There's another party to that party.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Real.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
You know, he's a real artist though, even in that state,
he's making music.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, he still is, you know you.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I love that at least at three o'clock in the morning,
he's not broad daylight.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
He's not offending children.

Speaker 8 (02:57):
Yeah, let the man lives.

Speaker 9 (03:09):
Give me that phone so I can throw it. I
want to throw it far away so you never see
the kid.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
You tell watch you still here. I'm gonna be telling
everybody about the Can you tell us about that party?
I want to go to the party. Did anything happen
to him with this?

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Unfortunately, yes, a little nadzex ended up getting arrested.

Speaker 10 (03:29):
Whoa wow?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Arrested that?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, it wasn't really just being whatever. He was walking
down the street with his tidy whities and cowboy boots.
Apparently police stopped him because you know, they asked questions
a lot of times at three o'clock in the morning,
if you're walking down the street and just underwearing cowboy
bootsy doing that, one officer stopped him. I guess he

(03:52):
rushed the cops and basically assaulted the cops. So he
got arrested and the judge said his seventy five thousand
dollars bail. WHOA, but he said to me in good spirits.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Of course he isn't good spirits. Listen to him. He
sounds very happy. You know where it's at.

Speaker 11 (04:08):
Go ahead, babe, No no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
Didn't I tell you.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
To put the phone down? You better sample this? Really
want to make the most of this moment? You sample
that and you do an That's what I was wondering.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I was like, okay, if this is a publicity stunt,
and like the next single that he drops starts off.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
With no non nah, none, And then I'm like, oh, dude,
that was all for show. Oh that would be so disappointing.
I mean, really, I think everything he was doing is great,
except for rushing the cop. I mean, have you gone
to college. I was in the Greek system. This was
like a normal doesn't what I'm saying right after class,
people walking down the street in their underwear.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Saying exactly, that's the thing that sucks about being a
celebrity because online when this video surface, everybody was like,
it's he's o ding, how dare he do that? And
it's like, hey, man, I feel like everybody's been there
in their life where they're partying a little bit, they
do something stupid.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, twenty sick, he's twenty sick, sick, he's young.

Speaker 11 (05:11):
Coming to the party.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, yeah, going to the party, Yes, I'm serving.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
You just can't rush the cops. Yeah, just don't rush
the cops. That's just a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, usually will run from the cops. They don't go
towards the cops.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
But I feel like if he was being nice at
that moment, he may not have gotten arrested, you know
what I mean, Like the cops wanted to make sure
you're okay. Guess that's not that's not when he was
time go to the party, not.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Even the way. You know, have you ever almost got
arrested being drunk? Many times? Yes, yes, many times.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
There was one night I was hiding from the cops downtown,
me and my boyfriend. Of course, at the time got
into a fight, and it was because I had seen
him holding hands with another girl in the club. When
I walked in, I am furious. I take my heels
off because this is when people were in your heels
to the club club outside the club Oka, cause I
was so mad, I was gonna walk home.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
The next thing I hear is the cops are coming
for you.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Mean the cops are coming for you, because I started
like getting crazy, so I was like, oh, I better
get out of here.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
So I'm running barefoot.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Hiding behind cars, trying not to get arrested, all because
I almost beat this girl up for touching my man.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I don't fight, I'm a lover. You guys have the story,
did you try to beat someone up?

Speaker 7 (06:22):
Kind of?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
I got pulled back by the bouncer who knew me
and was like no no, no.

Speaker 9 (06:26):
No, no no no no no.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
And that's when they threw me out on was barefoot,
but I was hiding behind the car.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Can't get me here.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
I think the worst time for me was I was
in the drive through at a tackle bell and it
was like two in the morning, you know, and for
whatever reason, we were beefing with the car in front
of us. I don't know why. I wasn't driving, you know,
but we were being aggressive with the car in front
of us. They were honking back, and I was like,
I'm gonna get out and handle this. And then I
got out why. I started banging on the windows and
I'm like, get out of the car, but nobody would
get out, so you're crazy my state. I was like,

(07:00):
you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna walk around
in the front of their car and to pee on
their hood. So I walked around to the front of
the car and I got ready to pee, but then
I got stage fright.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
So you're whipped out, so we can't go.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I was just standing there in front of their car
with everything out there for him, and then slowly zipped
it up and got back in the carbine and got
my BRIDO.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
So being turned into in decent exposure pretty much, it's
another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Hello, I'm sorry about all the noise.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Who is this? Oh yes, I'm so sorry about all
of the noise. Hi. My name is Juniper and I'm
calling from construction. I'm on the crew that's working on
the house next door to you. Rors this Cianne.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
Oh how did you get this number?

Speaker 7 (08:01):
Oh? Well, I was given the number by your neighbor.
Is a CN.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
This is Sean.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
What are you calling cn? CN?

Speaker 9 (08:19):
It's Sean.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
This is sewn.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
Oh okay. I wasn't sure if I had the right
person because the name was spelled s C A N.
Is that Sean? H?

Speaker 9 (08:35):
Yes? Again, what are you calling about?

Speaker 12 (08:38):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (08:39):
My name is Juniper and I'm on the construction crew
that's working in the house next door to yours, and
I know it's been very loud, and I wanted to
call to go over a few things because when we
were digging some lines for the new plumbing installation and
new electricity the wiring, we've found a few things that

(09:03):
I think you might want to be aware of. Some
of our digging has gone under the property line and
just a little bit, and wanted to make sure that
you knew that we would be taking extra caution to
feel in the tunneling that has been done and it
won't affect anything, but didn't need to make you aware

(09:24):
that it's going on.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
Sorry, what knowing.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
The tunneling and a little bit of tunneling going on,
but we made showing tunnels bunker under the living.

Speaker 13 (09:39):
Room, bunker under the living room.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
We would be willing to leave the dwelling under the
living room completely free of charge and anything.

Speaker 13 (09:53):
I'm going to call the cops. If you don't tell
me what's going on, well, well, if we could not
call the police, I don't need them in again. In
one of my digging experiments, did.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
You say you're digging experiments? What are you talking about?
Are you on a real construction crew?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
I said, sorry, I didn't mean experiment, just a slip
of words there. But yes, it's the first time that
this has happened where we've dug down and then ended
up somehow unearthing a series of tunnels and bunkers underneath
the establishment. And I just wanted to see if it
was okay to leave it for you, and maybe even

(10:31):
if I could put some sort of opening in the
living room where you could come and go out of
the bunker if you would like to.

Speaker 14 (10:39):
No, absolutely not, You were not coming into my property.
You are not to contact this number again, and I
will be contacting the police.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I've been listening.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
What I've been listening to you.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
You've been listening to me but in my house.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
It probably sounded like I'm in a bunker underneath your
living room listening to you as you walk around between
six thirty and eight thirty at night. But no, I've
meant I've been listening to you on this phone call.

Speaker 14 (11:13):
And how do you know that I'm in my living
room every night from six thirty to eight thirty?

Speaker 9 (11:17):
Have you been underneath my house listening to us?

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Sort of made a nice, nice little place for myself
under your living room, and I was wondering if I
could stay.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Get the out.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
I'm calling the coster right now and if they find you.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hey, Sean, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your wife set
you up. Oh my god, it's a joke.

Speaker 9 (11:44):
I was so creeped out.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
She said that there's a construction going out of the
house next door and you've been complaining about the digging
and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
All right, Well, at least there's no predator living in
my living room.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone. It's time for
Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well, a lot of people in London are feeling called
to confession, all thanks to a hot priest who's been
accused of posting thirst traps on the church's TikTok. Whoa wow,
what this brand new thought? Well, this brand new priest,
Father Jordan, took to the TikTok account of the church
to introduce himself and this is what he said.

Speaker 15 (12:19):
Hello, I'm Father Jordan and I'm delighted to be the
new vicar here. It's sent Edward, Bikerfesso and Montfort come
and say hello. We gather here regularly throughout the week
and of course on Sundays even agaven've been for a while,
we'd love to see you again.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
But this is just me saying himes to you.

Speaker 15 (12:34):
If you follow up on Facebook on any of our
social media, are welcome from me.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
God bless.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
That's it. That's what he posted. But he's hot, like
he's hot hot. So this is video I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
So this video is posted on the church's account that
didn't really have very many followers. This video has been
seen by over a million people and they've all accused
him of posting thirst traps. So the cool part is
is that he's got a sense of humor, and he
posted on his own personal page. Since TikTok ended up
disabling this one because it's a church account, TikTok took

(13:07):
it down. Yeah, it disabled like all of the comments.
It didn't take down the video, but it didn't allow
anybody else to interact with it or something. It might
be there again, I'm not sure, but at first, because
people were commenting things like lead me not into temptation, father,
unless you're free Friday. Oh, others were like, hello, Vicar,
do you do weddings? Hey raised awareness for the church.
I mean, I guess that's what you gotta do. I

(13:28):
mean it's funny. But there's also this show called Fleabag.
I don't know if you've ever seen it, but it's
all about this woman. I mean, she ends up hooking
up with the priest. That's not what's happening here. This
guy is very innocent and he is being playful. He
made a video on his own social media and he's like, TikTok,
are you okay? He's like, even my mom saw, she's

(13:49):
so proud, So, I mean he's being playful with it.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
He's like, you're right, you caught me.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I stood outside a beautiful church in my priest clothes
and pulled some of the most handsome stairs, like what's
his name, Father Jordan, Like I'm gonna pull him hot priest,
Father Jordan, hot priest. Yeah, Father Jordan, hot priest. He's attractive.
He definitely is.

Speaker 16 (14:11):
I don't think I'm looking up the right person because
this man, oh pass away in nineteen eighteen.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Oh, that's probably a different father.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
That's not the same one. But he's got a sweet
face and he's very welcoming, so that it looks like
Ryan Gosling to me. Oh, is that is that the thing?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, a little a little Gossling esque.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
He's very attractive, but maybe it's that like that sadness,
but like not sad. Ryan Gosling has that like five
people kind of like sad not and then curious, curious.
He is attractive. So you want people to come to
your church, get a hot priest, just kidding you should
go anyways, whatever, I don't know, be you. I feel

(14:48):
weird talking about a priest like that because like it's
not respectful.

Speaker 16 (14:52):
Yeah, I feel like Marlon get Priests can be hot too.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, they're not supposed to do stuff with their hotness. Yeah,
I mean right, true. Yeah, they're supposed to be off limits.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Doesn't feel just kind of like a waste of hotness. Yi,
waste is the rule. His soul is helping people. But
shut up, you know he thought it anyway.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Speaking of another kind of man, a man was caught
with hundreds of dollars of meat in his pants. Wow,
what beef bandit? He's been caught. Fifty seven year old
Michael has been doing this for years. He finally got
caught with hundreds of dollars in beef in his pants
at Walmart.

Speaker 16 (15:33):
This man just won of the title the man with
the beef in his band.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
They called him the beef Bandit. Oh that was awkward.
That's what's trending.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Maybe the beef Pandit can go meet with the hot
priest and confess his sins.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Yeah clause Jordan is doing the good stuff for the people.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 9 (15:56):
Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Liam is on the phone today.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
First got cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend Jessica
of three years might have started messing around. So we'll
see if we can help him out. Lia'm sorry you
have to come on the show this way, But what's up?
Why do you think Jessica might be cheating on you?

Speaker 9 (16:10):
Okay? I mean, well, so it's like, I.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
Mean, when you're dating someone for like three years, you
kind of just pick up certain behaviors, you know what
I mean, Like you're kind of you kind of are
just like aware of certain things.

Speaker 9 (16:20):
So for example, like.

Speaker 10 (16:21):
Jessica, she's been like super giddy with her phone recently,
and it's not stuff that has to do with It'll
be her being getty with her phone while I'm home,
you know what I mean, Like I'm not texting her
and you'll be together, and she's just super giddy on
the phone. She's also she's super distant right now, like
she doesn't really want to like do anything physically, do

(16:42):
you know what I mean. She's kind of not super
active in the bedroom, you.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Mean, like should we looking should be looking at her
phone and she's all smiley and giggly and stuff, But
it's not you texting her.

Speaker 10 (16:53):
Yeah, exactly, Like because sause I wouldn't have even sent
her a text message. And I'll look over and I'll
see her just kind of like in a kind of
food with her phone's jitty. You know what I mean, Yeah,
she's kind of giggery and like, yeah, kind of just
sort of flirtatious energy is what.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
I'm picking up. But I'm not the one texting.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, I've been in that situation before. It is like
it does make you feel a certain way, like who
she's talking to.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
I mean, that's the thing, Like I'm just kind of
picking up this stuff off of her. Like for example,
the other day, she she mentioned something about we were
watching like some Marvel movies because we're kind of we're
catching up on the marrow, right, And she mentioned something
about Chris Evans, like in this joking way. She was
talking about Chris Evans in this way that it kind
of felt like a joke, like.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
Inside joke, you know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (17:35):
You ever just feel like you're outside of the joke,
because it felt like she was making some kind.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
Of joke that she has with someone about Chris Evans.

Speaker 10 (17:42):
I can't stop overthinking it, Like I'm I'm probably overthinking
that aspect, but it just felt weird. It felt like
she was making a joke with somebody that I was
not a part of.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
You know, Okay, and he's really general.

Speaker 10 (17:52):
She's been going out with her friends a lot more,
and I'm just not sure. I kind of think that
she's going out with a guy.

Speaker 16 (17:57):
Do you know any of your her friends, Like could
you confirm or she was going out with her friends
or not.

Speaker 10 (18:01):
I know a couple of her friends, but most of
her friends live out of the city and out of
the state, like they've moved out a couple of her
friends like from work to live out here. But like
I just I've never really seen her with a relationship
with them in the way that I'm seeing it lately,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Hayya said anything to her about acting different? Are you
kind of just sitting on your hands right now trying
to like see if she slips up?

Speaker 9 (18:23):
No, I mean, like I've kind of brought it up.
They're lightly I don't want to be.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
Just accusing her of stuff like upfront, just just having
those conversations with her in case this is me just
having overthinking and.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
Like trust issues, So I don't want to necessarily bring this.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
Straight to the doorstep and just drop it off like
I'm trying to like get there in some kind of ways,
like all kind of joke about it.

Speaker 9 (18:43):
I'll be like, well, yeah, but.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
Like you're not like cheating, you know, like kind of jokingly,
but I haven't like upfront had a conversation with her.

Speaker 16 (18:49):
Okay, is there anything else going on that you think
she could be cheating?

Speaker 10 (18:53):
I mean, well, the other day, like we were kind
of supposed to go on some date night stuff and
so that kind of got canceled. So I was kind
of like expecting us to maybe do something physical then
at that point.

Speaker 9 (19:03):
Like Okay, well we don't have to go out, but
let's just stay in like wink wink kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (19:08):
And so I was kind of like pressure in that,
but she wasn't even really taking notice to that, Like
she almost was trying to pretend that I wasn't trying
to be like firtatious, you know what I mean, Like
that was the energy she was giving me. Were like
it felt like she was trying the opposite. She was
trying to set the opposite energy, and I was trying
to kind of maybe light the candles, like get the
rose pedals out, you know what I mean. Yeah, but

(19:29):
she was kind of going the other direction, and so
all this stuff is just adding up, you.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Know, yeah, like she's having fun with somebody else, she's
joking around on the phone, and then she's putting up
boundaries where she's not trying to touch you.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
That is uncomfortable.

Speaker 10 (19:39):
Yeah, it's just like it's the whole hottail. It's like
every ingredient you know.

Speaker 17 (19:43):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Okay, well, you already told us a grocery store she's
a rewards cardmember at, so we'll play a song come back,
and then call her and pretend to me from the
grocery store and say that she's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers from our Florida department, and we'll see
if she sends us see her to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, okay, thanks guys, all right, we'll get you to
catch a cheater next.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right in the middle of your to Catch a Cheater
if you're just joining us, Liam is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named
Jessica might be messing around. So we're about to call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store that
she's a rewards card member and say that she's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers from our Florida department,
and we'll see if she sends those to her boyfriend Liam,
or to somebody else. But before we call her, Liam,

(20:24):
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?

Speaker 10 (20:27):
Yeah, I mean basically, it's what you're saying, right, Like,
I just kind of want to find out because I
haven't had a conversation with my girlfriend, like up to
her face.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
Or anything like that.

Speaker 10 (20:34):
But I'm just seeing all this tiges Like she's talking
weird on the phone. She's not really intimate with me.
She's just kind of in a weird place.

Speaker 9 (20:42):
She's like making weird Captain America jokes.

Speaker 10 (20:44):
It's just all this stuff is just kind of adding up,
Like I'm just seeing all this time without the actual confirmation.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
So that's real, all coming, All right?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (20:54):
I guess so.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Hello, Hi, this is Corby calling from I was looking
for our Rewards card member named Jessica.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Is this Jessica?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hi, Jessica, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm calling with a big congratulations. Here
this month's winner.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Oh did I win?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh? Well?

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Every single month we choose one Wwards card member who
gets a free gift from us, and this month. It's
sort of a his her package. So you've won thirty
six long sim red roses. And then also we've got
a couple of movie passes that you can send to
somebody special in your life if you want to take them.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
To the movies.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Oh cool, thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
No problem. I can have the flowers just delivered to
your address if that works.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Some Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Thank you great?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
And then did you want to send the movie passes
to somebody special?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Damn, I think there's someone I'd like to send them
to you.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
All we need would be the first and last name
of the person. Anything you want to on the card,
and then we get the address and.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
We get to go.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
So the first name is Kevin kay ev I am okay.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Anything you want to put on the card to Kevin?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (22:11):
Actually, will you put to Captain America? And then will
you put thanks for making.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
My dreams come true? Cav Thanks dreams come true?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Now that's yes, I can't what the no?

Speaker 12 (22:24):
Like?

Speaker 9 (22:24):
Are you sparious, Jessica? What the who the hell is Kevin?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Hey, Jessica, that's your boyfriend Liam. This is not the
grocery Store. It's actually a radio show called the Jubil Show. Yeah,
I have Nina, him Victoria and my name is Jubel
And we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think your significant others messing around, you
see who they send certain things to.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
And that was your boyfriend Liam who was on the phone.
I think you wants to know who Kevin is?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Leam, what is going on? I'm so confused.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I think we are too.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
We're on the radio now, what is happening?

Speaker 10 (22:54):
No, Like, Jessica, what what is going on with you?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Like?

Speaker 9 (22:58):
What are you trying to make my dreams come true?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Like what does it even mean? Like what the rock
is going out with me?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
What the with you?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
You think I'm cheating?

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah? Like and clearly right? Like what's the I mean?
Like who Kevin?

Speaker 10 (23:11):
Like do you explain any of this to me? Like
like really so? Like you're not even touching me in.

Speaker 9 (23:15):
Bed, Like you're not down again intimate with me.

Speaker 10 (23:17):
You're literally weird on the phone all the time, Like
you're so weird on the phone, Like I just didn't
You're like just going out with your friends all the time.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Like how am I not supposed to think you're cheating?

Speaker 5 (23:28):
I'm not cheating, Like what is wrong with you?

Speaker 10 (23:30):
It's just some guy from the gym that's not better
like what some guys from this game Like that's that's
a lateral move.

Speaker 18 (23:38):
Get Like you're like, I'm not cheating. I already said
I'm not cheating on you. Just this guy from the gym.
He looks exactly like Chris Evans, Like I.

Speaker 10 (23:48):
Don't understand, Like, so he's this guy from the gym.
He looks like Captain America.

Speaker 9 (23:52):
So what am I then? Like for real?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
No, because like Chris Evans is on my list, on
my tree b list, you know, not cheating if it's what's.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
In the list, Like are you hearing how it's not
getting better for you?

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Like the more you explain this, it's not cheating.

Speaker 18 (24:08):
You said, anyone on the five people that we agree
on is not cheating, and Kevin is like basically exactly
Chris Evans.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
So it's not cheating, but he's not.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
You can hook up with Chris Evans, not Kevin. That's
not how this works.

Speaker 10 (24:23):
Like I don't get to just go find a girl
that looks like Sophia Viagara and like like like just
because he's got the same vibe.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
How it works, So you are messing around with him.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
I mean to be clear, I'm not cheating. I'm just
kind of like messing around with Chris Evans, who is
on my list.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
But that's Chris Evans.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
What does so Joe like his name is Kevin?

Speaker 10 (24:48):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (24:49):
He's hooking up with Chris.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Evans, but he looks exactly like Chris Evans.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
That is not how this works.

Speaker 10 (24:56):
First of all, the celebrity hook up list is like
a joke, you know what I mean, Like it's kind
of like a joke. Mean that you will never meet
Chris Evans. You don't just get to find blonde dudes
with by steps and then make that count.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
Like that's not how it works. And even if you
did hook up with Chris Evans.

Speaker 10 (25:09):
I was still looking at his cheating because the Celebrity
hook ofp list is like a joke, you know what
I mean, Like it's not a real like thing.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
So you like me when you said that it was
fine to have gout with one on the list, dear liar.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
I like you, like, how are you twisting it that way?
That doesn't even know? Like it's a joke list. And
if it's someone I can't even explain.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
This, Like, if you're hooking up with this dude, that's all,
Like you're really hooking up.

Speaker 18 (25:33):
Yeah, I thought that's the plan, was he made the list.
I mean, I haven't thought to him yet. I've been trying,
tell me.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
Like you've been trying, Like you literally just said it,
like you you've been trying.

Speaker 9 (25:48):
So you're trying to hook up and ke on me
with Kevin from the gym.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
No, only because he looks like Captain America.

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Cool, So he kind of looks like Captain America. So
therefore I'm gonna go ahead and start hooking up with this.
Which this is over. This is insane. I can't even
believe it. I mean, thanks guys for exposing it.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
I mean, like this is head around. It so over me.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Are you breaking up for me?

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Yeah? Yeah, So like you just admitted everything I need
you to hear.

Speaker 10 (26:18):
So, I mean, I can't even believe you're confused right now,
like the fact that you're confused.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
No, this is over.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
So I'm gonna give you a week to get your
stuff out of my spot. Maybe you can bring Captain
America with his big old tri steps to come help you.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
Out because this is this is over.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
You gotta get out whatever.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh no, the Jewbile shows to catch a cheater only
some sort of a mentally challenged airhead.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to to begin with?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
You're a virgin who can't drive.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Rummers in
a game of trivia for Teddy's Teddy's Swims, Teddy's Swims,
teddy Swims Tickets, Teddy's Swims calls right now eight eight
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four three one o six one. You can also dm
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com if you think that you can take down

(27:24):
low VICKI, dude, all.

Speaker 16 (27:25):
I want to do right now is go home and
watch the Cheater Girls just okay.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Likes so much fun. Or we should do Cheetah Girls trivia.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Heck yeah, you might win some with that. One is
the Cheetah Girls on the air, so not that.

Speaker 16 (27:39):
Long ago, it can't be too long ago. But the
second one was the better movie. So we're gonna go
off of that one. We're vic Disney Channel, yes, Dave,
and we're on tour.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Nice. Yeah you cried. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
You tell us about how you cried in the bathroom
and you made your favorite part.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Well, you cried because you missed a part of the
Cheetah Girls. Yeah, it was my favorite song.

Speaker 16 (27:59):
Thanks, but they were my favorite song and they were
coming out on stage with it shut and I got
so overwhelmed. I don't know what happened. I thought I
was gonna throw up, so my mom made me go
to the bathroom and I did not throw up.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
You got so excited for the Cheetahirls and I thought,
you're gonna throw up, and I missed this. Cheeah Girls
were active from two thousand and two to two thousand
and eight.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
They were active.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
It it's been a long time since the Tea Girls
have been a thing.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Heay, they live on It's okay, you hold on to it. Yeah,
Teddy's swim stickets.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
If you think you can beat Victoria, we'll play you
for Victoria right after this, so Ju will show.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I'm stupid, You're smart.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
I was wrong, you were right.

Speaker 9 (28:42):
You're the best I'm the worst.

Speaker 7 (28:45):
You're very good looking.

Speaker 10 (28:47):
I'm not attractive, all right, as long as you're willing
to admit.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
This time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria
your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for t swims tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Ali? What's up? Ali?

Speaker 19 (29:06):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
What's up?

Speaker 12 (29:08):
Not much?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 9 (29:10):
I'm doing good. How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I'm wonderful? Thank you for asking? Have you ever watched
Theeter Girls Polite Exchange? Until now? Have you watched the Girls?
Have you watched the Cheetah Girls?

Speaker 9 (29:21):
Yeah? I have?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
What's favorite movie? Which one?

Speaker 7 (29:23):
One?

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Two?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Or three? Correct?

Speaker 10 (29:25):
One?

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Correct answer?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
One?

Speaker 16 (29:29):
Really shocking? Well, the second one is the best one,
this passion. Oh, absolutely the second one. There's no other option.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
I mean, I guess there's another.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
Why Why is there no other option?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Because the second one, as in Spain, so much fun.

Speaker 16 (29:44):
I mean, the first one kicks it off, don't get
me wrong, but the second one had way better music
and the plot was way better and was all the
time high.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
All right, okay, okay, here we go. Just be nice
to you.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio to see
if she can stop think about the Cheeta girls from
minute to focus on the game she's about to play.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
We'll see doubtful you got this?

Speaker 11 (30:03):
Ali?

Speaker 1 (30:04):
And Ali, you have thirty seconds answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Okay, Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I'm ready?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Here we go, Ali, Your time starts now. What is
a group of cats called? What is the only US
state that does not have a rectangular flag?

Speaker 9 (30:34):
Alaska?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Who sings what was I Made for? From the Barbie movie?
Which won an oscar and two Grammys?

Speaker 9 (30:44):
Of Billie Eilish?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Who has more hair follicles? Blondes or brunettes?

Speaker 16 (30:50):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
Blonde?

Speaker 7 (30:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Got that in.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, here's
a question for you.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Ali.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
If your pants actually, if your pants accidentally fell down
in a meeting, what's your go to move to try to.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Play it off?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (31:10):
Probably like where you move your legs back and forth
with like your hands on your knees.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh yeah, she's just bringing them down. That's fine, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
If your pants accidentally fell down in a meeting, what's
your go to move to?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Try to play it off? Run?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Your pants would be stuck on your inkles.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Well, side trip, that's a bad go to move. Ali's
got to move.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh yeah, here we go thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
If you don't know one, just say passed and you
have to beat Ali outrights win and Ali you can
tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
What is the group of cats called kittens? What is
the only US state that does not have a rectangular flag? Ohio?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Who's who sings? What was I made for? From the
Barbie movie?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Which won an oscar and two Grammys?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Oh dang it?

Speaker 16 (32:07):
Uh wait, you're saying Mark rob Oh no, American for.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Who has more hair follicles? Blondes and brunettes b'nettes?

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Who?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Where we're chocolate chip cookies invented Italy? What is Beyonce
and jay Z's oldest daughter's name?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh Blue Ivy. Oh yeah, I got all us.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Got that in knowledge. See how you guys did and
send it over to our scoreboard. Our social media producer
Gabby Victoria.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Got too correct? Yeah I did all that means you win.
Tygos to you. So congratulations, you beat Victoria.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Teddy swims tickets too. Let's get the answer now with Nina.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
A group of cats is called a clouder what. The
only US state that does not have a rectangular flag
is Ohio.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
The song what was I Made For?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Was saying by Billie Eilish, uh oh, lawns have more
hair follicles. Chocolate chies were invented in Massachusetts. Dude and
Beyonce and jay Z's oldest daughter's name is Blue Wyby.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I think half of these you got wrong. Who you?
Why are you looking at me?

Speaker 16 (33:16):
Well, because you you got the questions. I just don't
think those answers are acting.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
You don't think the answers are accurate. No, I don't.
I would like a week out whatever. Helly, thank you
for playing. Don't be a sore loser to thank you.
Have a good one. We play.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You were Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
if you want to play, all you have to do
is dm us at the Jebel Show or go to
the jubelshow dot com.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Kents is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Macy that he went out with. So in a few minutes,
we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and hopefully get him another date.
But first, Kent, how long has it been since you
heard from Macy?

Speaker 17 (33:57):
Dude, It's been like five days, and I know I'm
getting ghosted.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Like absolutely, no, I'm I am getting ghosted.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
What makes you say it like that?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I knew that when she showed up to the place
where I took her out, Like she just wasn't impressed,
she wasn't having it, and I just I don't really
quite one hundred percent of her stand But like I
do know that she.

Speaker 17 (34:22):
Is avoiding me.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Okay, what is it about her though that makes you
want to get a hold of her? If you're being avoided,
then why are you running towards the avoidee?

Speaker 12 (34:32):
Oh No, she's like she's great, she's professional, she's you know,
just like you know, we really like I wanted to
really hit it off, but like it's like I don't know,
Like I gave her an opportunity to choose a place
and she didn't choose.

Speaker 9 (34:50):
But so I took her to.

Speaker 17 (34:51):
This like old like kind of haunt that like Scott.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
Like some character.

Speaker 11 (34:55):
You know.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
She called it muddy.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I don't know, like I love like things like that,
Like I don't necessarily go for I don't know.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
I gave her the opportunity to choose.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
So do you feel like the experience that you gave
her wasn't normal for you? Or what do you want
to tell her?

Speaker 9 (35:16):
Well, I just want to tell her that, you know,
like did I could tell that she was like.

Speaker 17 (35:22):
Getting quote work calls through the whole date and stuff,
and it's like, you know, at their point, like dude,
if you're really not having a great time, final least
that she had.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
To leave after like five or six calls. Like all
I'm trying to say is like I'm not that bad
of a guy. I don't know what it is exactly
that I did. The plan was for her, we were
going to eat after she got off work. It just
it seemed weird that like it doesn't take much for
me to pick up on it.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Like so you could tell there was like a vibe
vibe that she wasn't into it.

Speaker 17 (35:58):
Yeah, I'm I'm just like I just kind of want
to like get her to like I want to figure
out the real reason why she was ghosting me, because
I know it wasn't work and I don't know what
I did wrong, you know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
Like she's a great She's a great girl. You know,
That's really what I'm trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Okay, cool, Well, we'll play a song come Back, and
then call her see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and hopefully get you another date. Then all right, cool,
all right man, we'll play song come Back and get
your first day follow up next. Right in the middle
of our first day follow up and if you're just
joining us, Kent is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by Macy. So we're about to call her and

(36:39):
ask her why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date if he still wants him. But before we
do that, Kent, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation?

Speaker 12 (36:46):
Yeah, well, you.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Know, like I went out with this girl, we gave
her an opportunity to choose anywhere.

Speaker 9 (36:51):
To go in the world.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
And you know, she let me choose.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
She said my place was musty.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
And I know for sure I'm getting ghosted, but I
don't know why. But I just don't feel like I
deserve that.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
I want to know.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I want to know why she won't.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
Talk to me anymore.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Okay, and you really liked her?

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Huh No, it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
All right, man, Well, here you go. You're ready for
us to call her?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I'm ready as I can be.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I guess.

Speaker 20 (37:14):
Okay, Hello, Hi maspek to Macy.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Please.

Speaker 6 (37:28):
Oh, this is Mecy. How can I help you?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Macy?

Speaker 9 (37:30):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
My name is Jewbell and I host a radio show.
It's called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Hi, Macey, I'm Nina. Also on the show. Hi, my
name Viatorium. How are you?

Speaker 6 (37:38):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (37:39):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
How are you great? Thank you for asking? Have you
ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 6 (37:44):
No, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
So we do a segment on the show it's called
the First eight follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and they end up
ghosting you, you can have us get them on the
phone and ask them why they're ghosting you.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
So we got an email about you?

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Oh you got it? Oh my, how you were offering?
Oh god, yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Got an email about you. And his name is Kent.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Sorry, no, thank you. No, I don't want.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
The first date was terrible. I don't really want to
relive that.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Oh no, okay, well could you tell us why? He
just wants to know. He said he really liked.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
You, and he doesn't know you know where you're ghosting him?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Oh he should know. Okay, Well we'll put it very simply.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
He took me to.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Have you guys ever been there? No, because you're normal people.

Speaker 9 (38:33):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (38:33):
It is at a place that you take a first date.
It is a place that you will take a future
murder victim.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
It's scary.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Is that bad?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
It was?

Speaker 6 (38:43):
I thought it was going to be a cute little bar,
you know, can nice happy hour.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
I walked in, I got scared.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
I almost walked right out, but he had already seen me,
and so I was like, oh, well, this will be
my life for the next two hours.

Speaker 7 (38:57):
Yay.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
He was terrible.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
From the beginning. It wasn't good, and so you know, after.

Speaker 11 (39:04):
Like fifteen minutes, I went to the bathroom and I
called my friends and I was like, hey, I need
you to call me like every.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Ten minutes until I can get out of here and
be like.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Oh what emergency? It was so bad.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
He like, I come in.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I had just gotten off of work. He's wearing jeans
and a T shirt. I thought we were both coming
from work. And then he tells me that he quit
his job a few weeks ago.

Speaker 11 (39:32):
That's a big deal breaker for me because I want
someone that I can work with and we can grow together.
I do not want to be the sole breadwinner.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Well did he explain why he quit his job, what
his plan is for the future.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
No, No, I didn't get that far. I was already
so turned off. I was like, can I cut in here?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Eo, yes you can, Macie goo for that's Kent. He's
been actually listening and while to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (40:01):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (40:03):
First of all, sorry, wait, you're what you listening? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Yeah, I'm listening.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Because I was trying to figure out why you were
ghosting me.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
But like now I'm listening to you.

Speaker 9 (40:15):
I'm like, dude, like what the Like, what the hell?

Speaker 6 (40:18):
That's Kent?

Speaker 9 (40:20):
And you like you the place that we went.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Like okay, Well, First of all, that bar is disgusting.
In the future, never take any woman there. They will
call the police on you.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
But you you you emailed them and a secret phone
call so that you could listen to me. You understand
that weird o behavior tent right.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
No, you a a place like I know everybody's there.

Speaker 9 (40:51):
It's just like a really chill place.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
That's a good vibe. And I gave you the opportunity
to choose anywhere you wanted.

Speaker 10 (40:57):
We could have gone anywhere, like if you were so,
I knew that you didn't like it, but you could
have said.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
Something, We could have gone elsewhere.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Ken If I had known that you were going.

Speaker 6 (41:08):
To say, let's go to I would have been like, oh.

Speaker 11 (41:11):
Let's just meet in the alleyway behind the Arby's.

Speaker 6 (41:15):
And we can just forage in. Would have been.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
It was not it is not that bad, Like come on, man,
like that.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
Here was a man making my own shirt in the
in the corner of the bar.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
And is that normal? Is he just one of the regulars?

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Is he one of those characters we.

Speaker 19 (41:38):
Always hear about it you date, I don't want any
date with any man after this. If I go on
a date with another man, and he says, where do
you want to go?

Speaker 6 (41:54):
I'm going to say I.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Have strong objections to.

Speaker 11 (41:58):
In case you wanted to take me there. Other than
that everywhere else is acceptable.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
Then why didn't you have a suggestion?

Speaker 12 (42:07):
And now you're just like you're just hating all my people, Macie,
I have a question for you.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Would you like to go out on another date with Kent?
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, and be washing my
hair that night, whatever night is supposed to be, I will
be washing my hair that night.

Speaker 6 (42:23):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 11 (42:24):
Oh I want to ken you have them call me
up so that you can listen in and being be
sneaky peaty about this and want to want to know
why I didn't want.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
To go out on a date with you. You should
have known the way that you were dressed. You don't care.

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Like you quit your job, you don't care about life.
You're going to bum around for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I quit my Oh my god, dude, when I told
you I quit my job, I mean like I sold
my company for like six hundred K and I'm moving on.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
Like you didn't even take ups I got to eat
even like ask anything about me?

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 11 (43:04):
Okay, I apologize, but also, congratulations doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You're still not working, You're still just bumming around.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
I'm not bumming around.

Speaker 8 (43:14):
Man.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
When I told you that I would take you anywhere,
I meant it.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
I could take you anywhere.

Speaker 11 (43:19):
You didn't have an If I had said, oh, I
want to go to Mississippi and I want to ride
on a steamboat and have dinner, you would have done
that on a first date.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
You know what, that sounds cool?

Speaker 9 (43:33):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (43:34):
I've got I've got the resources.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
But like, I don't brag about my money like you
obviously are really really matters to you to be like
a princess everywhere you go.

Speaker 14 (43:44):
Like, I'm just really, are you sure, Mazie.

Speaker 9 (43:51):
Let me tell you something. If you really want to
dig some gold, I got some numbers for you.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I got some dudes that'll like knock your socks off.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Go ahead, But like, I don't think it. Oh, I'm
so sad.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
Maybe I need to be a worst person.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
Do you want me to get in.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Some alley sits a woman for you?

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Gross, get out of here. I don't know if you
could be the worst person.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
Give it a shot.

Speaker 11 (44:17):
Oh my god, da, you are such a weirdo weirdo behavior.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I'm sorry you didn't get another date or your fault.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Thank you? Ye shocker, shocker, there's no second date. Come on,
all right, I guess we're done. This is what I'm
just really glad that you guys called me. Thank you
for reminding me why my standards are so high. I
love you. I'm going to start listening to you now.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I don't do that.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
First date follow up.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Have you ever known someone who just tried so hard
to impress people all the time, and whenever they talk,
all you can think is weird flex?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Okay, it's the jubile show.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Well, thanks to TikTok, one social media influencer is making
international headlines today for their weird flex but okay moment,
What was it and why did it cost them? Thousands
of dollars? And wildlife authorities had to be called? We'll
tell you what happened. Right after this, my brother in

(45:23):
law flexes that he's sixty and has never eaten a
fruit or vegetable in his life. Oh oh no, he
brags about it like it's a medal of honor. But
his skin tone is now legally considered dorito dust and
I'm pretty sure his doctor sends him get well cards
in advance. It's the Jubile Show and that's the text
message we just got in at four to one oh
sixty one because an influencers making headlines for their weird

(45:47):
flex but okay moment and because of that, people are
sharing the weirdest flexes that they've ever heard. But why
did one influencer make international headlines for their weird flex
that cost them thousands of dollars and wildlife.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Control had to be called?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Tell you what happened right now, and also if you
have any weird flexes that you've heard texted in four
to one oh six one. An Australian influencer went viral
last week after claiming he could domesticate any animal. Why okay,
already weird flex right there anyway, and showing off his
latest project, a six foot crocodile he named Snappy Jeff

(46:25):
Snappy Jeff on TikTok Live. He proudly demonstrated how the
croc would sit and stay on command. That's actually kind
of impressive. That's not totally weird flex right there, you
know it is. For his grand finale, he tried to
show that Snappy Jeff had learned how to fetch the
item was a frisbee, and the result chaos. Apparently, the

(46:48):
crocodile lunged, but not for the frisbee, for the man's
prized designer flip flop collection that was stacked neatly behind him,
which he had spent the first ten minutes of the
livestream bragging of.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Not designer flip flops.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
So he had all of flip flops lined up behind
him and spent the first ten minutes talking about all
the designer flip flops that he has.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
That is a weird plea.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I mean the collection is worth at least ten grand,
and boasted that his Gucci slides have never touched sand,
only Italian marble. Wow world, and in seconds the live
stream turned into a scene from Jaws. In the outback,
they say furniture flipped over, water spilled, and luxury footwear
reduced to confetti. The crocodile ate all of his ten

(47:32):
thousand dollars flip flop colection.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Oh wow, the alligator.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Snappy Jeff just said, no, bro got the weird flex
take it away from you right now.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Viewers on the TikTok Live flooded it with comments like
rip Louis Vuitton flip flops and the croc just flexed
harder than you.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
The influencer, I guess escaped with a shredded pair of shorts,
a bruised ego, and one surviving sandal.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Left day okay, you got one.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Wildlife authorities later confiscated the crocodile, and the man had
to mourn both the reptile and what he described as
the world's most exclusive flip flop collection.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
That's gonna be a flex now.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Though I used to have the most exclusive flip flop
collection until my alligatory out.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Because of that, people online are sharing the weirdest flexes
that they've ever heard, So text in for one or
six one of you got one? But here are some
of the ones that people shared in response to this
influencer going viral for here's his weird flex but okay
moment somebody said that their manager bragged that they haven't
listened to music in fifteen years because they're too busy.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
What a weird What a weird thing you're proud of?
Why would you do that to yourself? Why is that
a flex? Homide anything. It makes me want to like
be like, are you okay? It makes me sad for you. Yeah, yeah,
I'm not like, Wow, that's so cool. No, I'm sad.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Another one said their coworker boasted about not using their
paid time off. I've known a lot of people like this.
They come, but, he says, they say their company doesn't
do rollover or payout, so they're basically just working for free.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, h it that much.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, I've known so many people who would brag about
not taking their time off.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Why is that a brag?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
There was the time in my life I believed that
that was a brag, Like I work harder than you.
You couldn't even touch what I'm doing right now. You
want because I had a lot of haters when I
was coming up, and so I was like, this is
why I have it. I don't take days off, I
don't sleep, I go to school and work three jobs,
and that's why I'm here.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Now i'm thinking back, I'm like, what an idiot? I know, right,
you should have taken your time off.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I've always thought that too, whenever i've had a manager's
like I, no, I don't use any of my personal
time off I haven't taken a vacation in six years,
and I'm like, man, you're an idiot. Because when I
couldn't take vacations because I was broken, I didn't have money,
and I had to work because I couldn't take vacations
and I didn't have days off because I just had
hourly jobs and stuff like that. I didn't take a
vacation until like my first vacation ever, until I was

(49:54):
like in my mid twenties. As soon as I took
a vacation, I'm like, man, those guys are dumb. They
have they're like running the company and they're not taking
days off. Yeah, I don't want to work for them.
They don't know what they're doing in life. Are dope?

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Nice, and I stay taken up.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Another person said that their boss still brags about winning
a handwriting contest in the third grade.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Oh, that's actually kind of cool sixty years ago. No,
it was not cool.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Nobody has good handwriting these days or like ever. Girl,
I think it's pretty impressive, especially if you can do
like the calligraphy.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
No, so annoyed by that. Okay, well, I think it's cool.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
They say that she takes forever to sign the paychecks,
like she's signing an autograph.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Does it all nicely?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Somebody texted in at four one to six one in
said a guy at a bar tried to impress them
once by saying he was in a national commercial AO,
but it was a Pedigree dog food commercial and he
played the dog's owner's neighbor's cousin.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
But it's still the national commercial though. I think it's
cool some of this stuff you guys.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Are being.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
And he only had a line that was yelling nice dog,
but that was cut out. I guess, Oh, but have.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
You ever been in a national commercion his line got cut. Yeah,
that's a bummer.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Another person said that their ex boss bragg that he
didn't even know his own son's name or age. Oh,
lived in the house with his wife and his son.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
That's why a weird brag. Like, why would you brag
about that? You don't, that's the thing. You just stay quiet. Yeah,
that's really sad.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Somebody else texted in it four one to six one
and said a date tried to impress them by saying
that they've never finished.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
A book but owned four hundred book marks. That's hot.
It's time for Nina what's trending.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
If your partner intentionally posted a thirst trap, would you
feel like that was disrespectful or.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Would you be like, yeah, baby, go ahead get that.
I would say, yeah, I get it. Why is that bad?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I guess it depends on the motivation behind it, But
I think the first trap is to get people to
tell you that you're hot, right, so.

Speaker 16 (51:58):
Where you're just like showing like it's also like it's
kind of like just your confident in what you look
like or wearing, and so you're like, I want to
show it.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I guess it depends on the person. If they were
doing it because of sheer confidence, I'd be like, good
for you, guys, you're confident, you should be. But if
they were doing it to fill some sort of void
that they needed, yeah I would. I don't know, I
would think differently about that.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
It was justin Bieber. Does that change anything?

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
It does? Actually it does?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
You know what, because that's his kind of his job, right,
Like yeah, I mean maybe he's a little different now
than he used to be, but you know, he's supposed
to be sexy, he's a singer and everything else like that,
he's got to be posting thirst traps from time to time.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Right, especially now that he's married, he's got to throw
off like a little bit of a little sprinkle of
remember I'm still hot. Yeah, his brand is a sexy singer, right? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (52:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Is that what we're calling his brand?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
I don't know, is that his brand? I'm I don't
what would you call the Beabes' brand.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I think that there are people that believe that he's
a sexy singer. I think he likes to believe that
he's swaggy. Okay, I can see that more. I'm not
really sure, but people are kind of of going back
and forth with this. So he and Haley are trending
right now because of a thirst trap, which actually really
was very innocent. It's a selfie of him with his
shirt off. But he called it a thirst trap.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Okay, and he called it he called it one.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
So he called it a thirst trap for all you,
and then Haley was like rolling eyes emoji underneath it.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
So he's like, he's so disrespectful.

Speaker 9 (53:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I'm just curious how you would feel if somebody did that.

Speaker 16 (53:23):
I don't think she did that as like she was
actually annoyed, though.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I like this coup will get so.

Speaker 16 (53:28):
Much crap in the media, and it's like, let them
live their lives people.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
I feel that way too.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Care I actually really don't hate the thirst trap because
you like, you know, good for you. Yeah, as long
as they're not cheating and like trying to you know,
do all that.

Speaker 16 (53:42):
So but also Justin Bieber has posted like not a
lot and then has his mom's post been a little
iffy sometimes like this sounds like a really good picture like.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Close for him.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
It sounds things that people have been saying about him.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, he can't do anything without people questioning what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yeah, it is. Hey, me and the Bee is a
lot in common. It's cool. My god, it's your brand.
Sexy singer too.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Definitely, yes, it is, as member is really yeah, exactly,
me and the beads Man.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Our brand is sexy singer. We're going to ride.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Those coattails all the way through Victoria. If you don't
identify as a sexy singer, maybe you identify as a hotophile.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Would you consider yourself a hotophile? I'm gonna need more.
What is that?

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Well, I'm about to tell you hotophiles are trending because
we just realized what it means. It means one who
loves to travel in ancient Greek.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Oh then yeah, absolutely right.

Speaker 16 (54:42):
Wait what do you mean by ancient like you want
to travel back in time to ancient.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
No, dude, back in ancient Greek and Greece or whatever.
They used to refer to people who like to travel
as hotophiles.

Speaker 16 (54:53):
Oh but so like you're like to travel like the
ancient Greeks.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That's what they called it. What is Why is this
hard trying to figure out what this is? It's traveling
like the ancient Greeks. No, all it is is a
person that likes to travel, that's it. That's the definitely
like the ancient Greeks.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Ancient Greeks called people that like to travel hotophiles, an
ancient Greek word.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
So like the ancient no, yell it lost me. I
had another story that was really good too.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
But you know what an eno file is somebody who
likes wine. Oh but it's really fun to say to
somebody if they like wine, and just be like, Wow,
you're really an eno file, aren't you, and then walk
off because.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
They have no idea what it usually means.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
You can like what I know, I've never done what now.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Why do you how do you know that?

Speaker 12 (55:48):
Now?

Speaker 4 (55:48):
You can do it while you're standing in line at
the airport. You're a hotophile.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Oh your hot file. That's what's trying to get jubles
dirty little secret? Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 21 (56:08):
Myself into a bit of a problem. Basically, I hooked
up with.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
My sister's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Okay, purpose that's a fair question.

Speaker 21 (56:25):
I guess depends on how you ask. But I mean
a little backstory. I did know her boyfriend before she did. Okay,
we didn't. I didn't quite introduce the two of them,
but she met him basically like through my circle of people.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
And then he.

Speaker 21 (56:47):
And I just never really went for it. And next
thing you knew, my sister got together with him.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
And did you like him or we're just friends?

Speaker 21 (56:57):
No, Like I've we've always sort of been flirty, We've
always had a crush, like always, but never really crossed
the line.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
And so.

Speaker 21 (57:08):
Yeah, now, about a month ago, my sister had a
birthday party and at her birthday party, he was there.
He was there, and she had like her friends and
a bunch of other really random people there and it was.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Kind of a really weird group, and.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 21 (57:31):
I was kind of bored, so I just drank a
little more than I should have.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
And next thing, you know, he and.

Speaker 21 (57:39):
I kind of snuck away and we were both a
little drunk and we hooked up and yeah, at her
birthday party.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
And nobody knows at this point.

Speaker 21 (57:56):
But they also don't know that I I'm pregnant.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Oh gosh, this really happens a lot o cooking up
with timplings partners.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
People getting knocked up by people they're not supposed to.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Oh yeah, so that's why you're gonna have to tell
him at some point. I.

Speaker 21 (58:15):
Yeah, I haven't even he doesn't even know yet, so
I don't know the plans, and I I am so
you know, I'm trying to wrap my head around it all.
But it's it's definitely a dirty little secret, a dirty
big secret, many secrets.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Auntie is not going to love the new little baby.

Speaker 21 (58:37):
Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking I can just tell them
all that it's my boyfriend boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Good luck.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Yeah, but thank you.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
It's good to get it off.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
What's your dirty little secret?

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